>AVGN spent seven and a half years in special ed school for

I mean, yeah, but what it really shows is that government education isn't indicative of intelligence.

>>376115845
Don't expect most people to understand that. They'll blame the person not the institution.

>>376115718
To be fair this level of social interaction is overwhelming for his kind

Why is there no eceleb board yet but we get another /b/ clone board

>implying anyone on /v/ never went to special ed

>>376115614
>>376115718
>If I insult him I'm some how better
Pathetic you are no different from high school girls.

what_a_twist.MNightShyamalan

>>376115614
To be fair, he was there because of ADD, back when an ADD diagnosis was considered a lot more serious.
ADD was pretty much the autism of the 80s&90s.

I honestly didn't expect so many pleasant and intelligent replies in such rapid succession.

The very fact that he up and right told thousands of people about it, while being nonchalant, says a lot about him as a person. Obviously he's not a dribbling retard /v/ likes to say.

I met James at a con once. While he was very friendly, it was very difficult for him to make eye contact. He also nervously smiled a lot and just looked down in general.
Didn't have much input on anything. Just nods and says yup a lot.
He also refuses to fly anywhere and avoids elevators.

>>376116919
I agree, pretty cool actually.

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That thing just looks painful

>>376117026
Aside from the being a total pussy to his Wife he actually sounds kinda fun to hang out with. Maybe guy in image is just a overly compensating in maturity type of guy.

A lot of my 30+ friends make fart jokes and stuff. They don't pretend you need to act like a grown up. Which to me is a lot more mature.

He needs to sort out his Wife shit though... man.

>>376117154
Fuck off. It's massive and beautiful. You wish you had it

>>376117154
he put a fake dildo in his pants, you retard

>>376116572
This. And now you never hear about ADD anymore. And in 20 years you'll never hear autism mentioned anymore once they move on to the new meme disorder they can make some quick bucks on.

>>376117262
His wife obviously steps all over him. Probably forcing him to take the day to take the kid to the mall or some trivial activity. Meanwhile his career sinks deeper in the shitter.
This is why he actually needs Mike. So his YouTube channel doesn't utterly die.

>>376116932
>He also refuses to fly anywhere and avoids elevators.

Smart man. Both of those are death traps.

>>376115614
>doubts evolution because theres still monkeys
>believes in ghosts

https://youtu.be/mj498-wkOz4?t=371

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>>376117285
If it was fake it wouldn't hang down

>>376117367
More like Mike needs James, otherwise he might be forced to actually get a real job and we all know about the only thing he's qualified for is janitor at Walmart.

>>376115614
>still trying

>>376117459
Jesus, his dick's shadow almost produces an eclipse

>>376117285
>fake dildo
So his real penis?

>>376115614

He's what Chris Chan could have been if his elderly rednecks parents had not been so against sending him to a special ed school.

>>376117561
not gonna lie I'm jealous

>>376117582
They would have probably gone to the same special ed school, James if only two year older and they grew up not far from each other.

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Mike explains to James how much longer his penis is

>>376117026
None of this is surprising.
Really wish he had a boy instead of a daughter, would have been so much better for him

>>376117484
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Mike is effectively trying to inch James out little by little and stupid fat lard Ryan is ruining the fucking channel.

I think if it were just James the channel would be much better.
...Maybe Bootsy.

>>376117673
Holy shit look at that package

>>376115718

And yet he's still succeeding at life more than you are.

You should be ashamed.

>>376117459

wtf. how tall is this guy?

>>376116162
There's an eceleb general on /vr/.

Wish there was a way for mods to point that out when closing the threads.

>>376117791
James 5'10"
Mike 6'
Bootsy 5'4"
Kyle 5'10

>>376117791
There is nothing about that picture that makes me wonder this. Looks very average height.
>>376117841
>Bootsy 5'4"
Poor Bootsy.

>>376117717
James is in a submissive position as well. He feels the masculine power radiating from Mike.

>>376117285
what discerns a fake dildo from a real one?

>>376117885
>tfw Bootsy is the same height as AlphaOmegaSin

>>376117450
Are you talking about Mike? James just said he doesn't know if ghosts are real because he's never seen one. He seems pretty skeptical to me.

>>376117459
>>376117791
>>376117885

well he is close to height to the woman which makes me think he might have been like 5'7 or so.

>>376117154
it's a colostomy bag

>>376117914
Don't bother responding to him. He obviously got blown the fuck out when he realized that the enormous dick is real while his dick shrank to clit size.

>>376117996
>Only dates short girls
5'7 - 5'9 are best girls

>>376117154
a dick is clearly visible here

>>376117459
>>376117673
but here I don't see anything but pants folds

>>376116382
maybe he should just become a slut and marry a rich man to avoid having to do anything by himself

he's already prefat, so he's pretty much halfway through marriage

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>>376118057

hey, another James diss thread that ends up being the same 'Mike dick is huge' thread

hi Mateifag, how is it going?

>>376118302
he seems like literally a fag, too

all he talks about is some dude's dick, lol, that says something about his sexuality

>>376118302
It's 9:45 AM on the east coast. Mike is surely sleeping late right now after a long hard Friday night of being awesome at streaming video games and banging his gorgeous girlfriend. It's silly to think I'd post here this early.

>>376118467
>It's silly to think I'd post here this early.
Nice anon, but you're not him. I'd think I'd know who I was.

>>376117026
The beaner bit just sounds like he was uncomfortable with somone casually throwing out racial epithets.

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>>376118561
did i touch a nerve

do you want to be pushed off a roof too

>>376118715
>did i touch a nerve
>is anally ravaged over someone having a long and thick dick and getting compliments
Doesn't work that way matey.

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>Make silly noises as a kid when playing around.
>Strict parents think I'm a idiot because they didn't have the same childhood back in the day.
>Parents pay to send me to special school on the weekends
>Real dumb shit lessons like "insert the missing letters: THE C_T HAS A H_T" along with the image hint of a cat wearing a hat.
>Parents wont let me quit despite being to smart for this school.
>Teachers wouldn't tell parents that I wasn't a retard due to the tuition money they pumped in.
>Eventually made "friends" with everyone at the school.
>Become the undisputed king of the retards during my stay there.

I don't blame James for being in special ed.
Shit got amazing once I learned how to emotionally blackmail my classmates to let me borrow their new games

Does that make me a monster?

I actually pity Mike. His massive penis is not only his only real claim to fame, but the harsh reality of it is the vast majority of women find large genitals a huge turn off. They're more into a finely sculpted upper body which Mike is clearly lacking. Whip that dick around all you want, you'll just end up disgusting most of them and making them want to stay away.

>>376118807
i'm not the one who is being anally ravaged by dicks here you goatsecx project lol

>>376118908
t. pencil-dicked loser

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>>376115614
>>AVGN spent seven and a half years in special ed school for autistic kids

He should be an inspiration for 90% of /v/ but instead, you fucking retards are making fun of him.

>>376117714
Too bad Bootsy won't work with Cinemassacre anymore.

>>376118821
yes you suck

So he went to an educational facility best suited to his needs?

>>376118953
>I have a tiny little asian pecker
This is all I'm reading from you, chodeboy.

>>376115614
We had a special ed class and quite a few people didn't seem like they needed to be in there

I think a lot of them forced their way into class because their friends were in it, and it was probably super easy because its a course for retards. And I was in the gifted class. All we did was watch educational videos then go to the computer lab to play sim city. My grades were terrible. I don't buy that shit.

>>376119118
haha lmao deflecting much

go back to chechnya and face your fate

>>376118971
You mean "easily approachable" to women.

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>Nerddrone's faces when channel awesome completely eclipsed cinemassacre

>>376119218
>Commenting on your fellow caucasian bretheren's endowment and good genes
>UR GAY LOL
Gas yourself back to the stone age, retard.

>>376118821
>Parents wont let me quit despite being to smart for this school

You may want to rethink that.

>>376118821
This makes me think of Billy Madison.

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>>376117841

>James is 5'10

>Mike is 6

>I'm 5'2

>>376117026
>>376117262
>>376117692
>>376118691
The fact that you just quickly believed an obviously fake story shows how actually retarded you are.

>>376119348
lmao accusing me of such when you're calling everyone "lol jealous of big cock, tiny dick????"

insecurities much

>>376119035
I didn't ask to be the villain.
>>376119353
Considering "2" was universally used for "to, too and two" by all my classmates. I'd still say I'm still two smart for that school even with the mistake.

>>376119630
>accusing me of such
I made no accusation you absolute retardnigger.
Literally this fucking butthurt over a quality dick.
Hilarious

>>376119732
man if you backpedal enough you can outrace the time traveling big rig

>>376119780
>>UR GAY LOL
A quotation of your only point, which was made invalid from the same post as seen >>376119348
Now take your made up backpedaling shite and fuck off back to your subleddit.

>>376119869
holy shit you did it, the big rig is motherfucking jealous

>>376119019
Any reason given? Is it fucking Ryan?

>>376119530
Calm down lady. I was only replying as if it were true.

>>376119971
Probably. He said on Twitter that he wasn't asked to do anything anymore for like many, many months.

>>376117026
"I don't hate him or anything, I just felt like going out of my way to slander his name on the internet, giving him a bad reputation and very explicitly repeat that he definitely has autism"

If he's not full of shit, he's just a fucking asshole.

>>376115845
>us government

Fify

We've spend years coddling to the religious right's easy to be triggered that we had to dumb down all education as to not offended the Christians snowflakes.

>>376120129
Either way he's an asshole.

>>376120106
Lame, only guest I liked. Ryan's shit is the reason I unsubscribed. If they get rid of that fat cunt I'll re-subscribe. It's a nice channel to fall asleep to.

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>>376119521
>tfw 5'9 and 3/4ths
>was almost a human
>women tell me I'm too short even though I have a good face
>"he's cute! you want me to get his number?" "yeah but he's too short, you know I like my boys over 6 feet" "hee hee"

>>376120129
he's a passive aggressive dick, almost as big of one as mike matei's large, veiny, cock, not that i fantasize about it going into my mouth or ass or anything, no homo about him rammig me hard from behind making me feel all raped and violated like i represent a sublimated form of an image of a rape victim in my head or anything

nice penis!!!

>>376119651
Touche.

>>376118821
Hey, I saw that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5TwbRzObA

>>376120260
>Caring about superficial bitches opinions
That's why you're alone.

>>376120260
You're normal anon.

You've got bigger problems than your height.

>>376120379
yeah where are all these great non-superficial women that don't want a 6'2 chad

I've fucking tried

I've used online, asked women out, I'm always 'not their type' or they block me when they ask my height and I say 5'10, or I overhear them saying I'm "handsome but too short"

looks matter to everyone, that's the reality, height is one of the most important parts of that too

height is what women want, they aren't superficial around chad, they're adoring

>>376120616
Then just lie about your height if you think it matters so much. Girls cannot judge height for shit.

I'm 5'10 and girls constantly overestimate my height. One thought I was 6'3", but she was kinda dumb.

>>376119013
Don't worry about him, he is a millionaire.

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>>376120616

>>376120616
Women are money hungry cunts.
You'll see the hottest girls out there with old, fat, balding fuckers just because of money.
Get a decent job, and move out of your parent's house.
I've seen a dude named Sloth pull pussy.

>>376120894
>Sloth? Ohhh, he sounds exotic :3c Can I have his number?

>>376120998
It works

I have a girl's name and get complimented for it.

>>376120998
He was named after the character from The Goonies.

>>376121051
What name?

>>376120616
I'm 5'9 and have never ever had a problem getting decent pussy. Not the hottest girls but skinny, intelligent and 7-8/10's. Maybe one 8.5/10.

You're probably just way weirder and more off putting than you think you are. The fact you're whining about this on a thread about a literal cuck is evidence enough.

>>376117412
Planes are safer than cars you cowardly dope.
Elevators are deathtraps though, yeah. Just take the stairs fatty.

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>>376115614
James:
>dedicated his life to movies (watching, analysing, making them)
>created his own company that many people are familiar with today
>launched one of the first big YouTube series loved by many
>made an actual movie
>bought his own house
>got married
>had child
>went through hell with his child having problems after birth
>still makes various videos that are being watched by millions

Average 4channer:
>dedicated his life to posting shit on internet
>"haha, look at that autistic retard"

>>376121143
Kyler

>>376121051

Changing your name after tucking in your dick doesn't make the compliments worth it.

Now show us the boi pucci?

>>376121219
Not him but

>think I'm good looking
>dress nice

I wasn't very talkative or outgoing growing up, but I started a volunteer job that forces me to interact with the public. Since then I've been told many times how great I am at talking with people, even though I don't see it myself. Still a hugless virgin though.

>>376121279
Never heard that name for either a boy or girl. Kyle or Kylie, but not Kyler. But sounds like it's working for you so good on you.

>>376115614

DESU i wish i had gone to special ed. I didnt find out i had ASD till i was in my mid 20s, puberty/school fucked me up in so many ways as i just didnt know what the fuck was happening, kinda messed me up for life.

But i guess in the 80s and 90s no one really knew about it. Teachers just assumed I was lazy and interuptive.

>>376121279
In Australia they'd pronounce is Kyla.

>>376120894
>its women's fault capitalism and the cult of mammon dominates western culture

>>376121219
you probably live in a manlet area then, everyone where I live is a corn-fed 6'+ german-american farmboy

>>376121264
James is proof that the American Dream lives on. If an Autistic guy can make big bucks, you can too.

>>376121219
At the time it was in Northern Canada. 5'9 was pretty average.

>>376120894
Just the women you're attracted to and grew up around. Sorry about your Mom, anon.

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>>376121495
>the cult of mammon
I love this site

>>376121538
>>376121751
Oops misquote

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>>376117026
This is utter bullshit, AVGN never showed any trace of autism in any of his videos.
Well, collecting old games is a pretty autistic hobbie, but the autism stop there.

What's with these threads? Like are you guys idiots?

How could it possibly be of any relevance that he went to a special school? I bet 70% of the faggots here have the same or a similar condition to his. This isn't even funny in a bait kind of way.

>>376116572
>Hey this kid acts a little too much like a kid, what should we do about him? Doctors on the payroll of big pharmaceutical companies say it's a sickness.
>I know, let's separate him from other kids an pump him full of ritalin, that'll help him.
Gotta love how American parents and educators think that treatment with psychoactive drugs for non-existing diseases is a substitute for good parenting.

>>376122016

>all autistic people are the same

>>376115845

This is what autists actually believe. Go back to your safe space aka moms basement

>>376122282
Its true some people just learn better from teaching themselves, there are too many distractions and bullshit expectations in school classrooms.

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bitch, please.

>>376122363
fucker

>>376122238
Not really, but all autistic people show some similar traits.
But I'm not sure about nothing anymore.

>>376117026
cool fanfic

>>376122542
Immunity cat protects you. Not your mother.

>>376117367
>Probably forcing him to take the day to take the kid to the mall or some trivial activity

No lie if you gotta be forced into that you might not actually love your kid ffs

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>>376115845
>FPBP

>>376115614

And he's created a career that so many people on /v/ desperately want but don't have the ability to do. 99% of the people that complain about James, Pat, Billy and Jay, and other YouTube celebs couldn't do any better with a Disney sound stage and a million dollar an episode budget.

>>376122016
You can see it a bit in his early childhood videos though, I think. The way he talks and presents himself reminds me of me at that age and I'm definitely on the spectrum.

>>376117361

Wasn't ADD and ADHD put on the Autism spectrum?

>>376118821
you monster

>>376122160
People are stupid.
People are really stupid.
If a man in a white coat tells you your kid is broken and he needs some pills to be fixed, you're gonna give your kid those pills. The man's a doctor, he's not incentivized to prescribe partnered medication whether or not you need it, not at all.

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>>376120260
>tfw 6'5
Feels good. If anyone out there is prematurely balding, has an ugly face, or a small penis, just remember: as long as you aren't a manlet, it doesn't matter. Being a manlet is the worst possible outcome.

>>376123374
Enjoy pissing on your feet whenever you use public restroom for £1

>>376123374
How tall is Anthony Burch?

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>>376123480
>paying for a public restroom
My condolences.
>>376123487
He doesn't have a wikipedia page apparently, but I'd be interested to hear that too.

>>376123374
what's the cutoff now? sorry i'm not up-to-date

>>376123787
5'10 in the West, 5'8 in the East.

>>376115614
He still has that "kid look" on his face

>>376117484
I don't know...Mike could be a pornstar with that huge dick of his

>>376120129
Maybe someone should send that picture to him so he knows one of his in-laws is talking shit about him on the internet.

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We knew he had ADD as early as the fucking McKids video

How is this news?

>>376123374
>6'5"
Sorry weebshitter, but you're into freak territory. Girls want a tall man until a certain point, and you passed that a long time ago. Enjoy your weak joints and respiratory problems, though.

>>376120246
I used to also wath them until I fell asleep.
I still use the Holy Diver video sometimes.
But their new shit is just meh

Is james an atheist? He did several episodes mocking bible games.

>>376124446
Not if you bulk up enough and not if the woman is tall enough(like say 5'11 or 6'00)

Basketball height men are pretty popular

Reminder if you still care about 3DPD you're a filthy normalfag who belongs on reddit. Soon, all 3D women will go extinct for glorious 2D girls.

I was in special ed 5th grade to 9th grade, I wasn't dumb or anything, I just got into a lot of trouble, and I was a pretty mean kid. I should have been sent to some sort of detention center. I turned out fine, I have a nice job with the government and make pretty good money.

>>376115614
One of us, innit.

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>>376124446
If I was a beanpole maybe, but I'm a healthy 240lbs~ either way, 3D women are the worst. But at least you aren't at their mercy as a manlet. Not having to worry about your attractiveness towards women from an attractive standpoint frees your mind in ways you wouldn't believe.

>>376125591
I meant to say; Aren't at their mercy as a non-manlet".