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>b-b-but sh has always been a girl

Yeah so?
There are FOUR Horsemen yet they chose the female one. Not only that but they made her ugly as fuck. This is literally the definition of SJW pandering.
How many franchises will western liftie devs kill until they realize that SJW pandering is bad for business?
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>inb4 b-b-b-bb-b-but uncharted

Last time I checked Uncharted protagonist was an alpha man.
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>>376113215
what are your opinions on traps, good sir?
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>>376113215
Literally Urbosa
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>>376113215
As a huge fan of the series, I won't buy this game.
I refuse to buy games that try to push political messages.
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Christ are you capable of enjoying anything anymore?
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>>376113384
Probably some director or publisher board just decided it would be a worthwhile risk to try and attract more female players. Or maybe they just got bored with tired male protagonists. I dunno, I probably wont buy it right away either, but thats because DS2 was boring.
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they said early on they will make a game for all horsemen.
Do you want the conclusion of the saga be the female protagonist you edgelord?
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>boob armor
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>>376113215

War refers to his "brothers" in DS1.

She isnt a brother.
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They also changed Famine and Pestilence to different names.

Stop being such a fag.
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>>376113384
what political message are they trying to push?
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>>376113627

She was a girl in the concept art for DS1 you spastic.
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THE FUCKIN GAYS DID THIS
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>>376113598
>Implying they wont make one more with the last horsemen and the finale be a four player co-op
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>>376113215
nice falseflagging
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>>376113627
She's the retarded sister they try to forget about
>HAY GUYS XD WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M A GUUUURL HORSEMAN, I'M JUST AS GOOD AS THE GUYS!
>LOOK I HAVE A WHIP *CRACK* WATCH OUT I'M A BADASS
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>>376113215
GEORGE SOROS AND THE GLOBALISTS ARE TURNING VIDEO GAMES INTO PROPAGANDA TO MAKE KIDS GAY
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I really hope they listen to the negative feedback on her ugly face and fix it up before release
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>>376113689

Im aware but calling me a spastic wont change the fact that War refers to brothers and she isnt a brother.

Im ok with the game amd the character but stop being stupid.
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>>376113384
>As a huge fan of the series, I won't buy this game.
Whatever you say, Falseflag King.
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>>376113215
she looks like genderbender garrosh
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What the fuck is going on? Why is /v/ triggered over this?
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>>376113610
Their armor is purely decorative. You don't think divine beings need metal plates to protect them, do you?
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>>376113263
>Last time
there you go
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>>376113215
Nice falseflag, go write your Kotaku article now.
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>>376113215
Still has a nice rack
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I feel like i've seen this model before. Did some of the guys who worked at Carbine to make Wildstar find new jobs at the resurrected THQ?
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>>376113215
>3rd game
>Literally one guy and the woman left to pick between
>you're complaining they NOW pick the woman

So what you're telling me is that even if Strife came first you'd still complain when 4 was about Fury?

OK
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>>376113943
/v/ hates female protagonists on principle
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>>376113943

Because v/ is scared of women they freak out when one is a main character
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>>376113215

If it was SJW pandering she wouldn't wear the boobie-breastplates. also she kinda resembles the dark mistress from dungeon keeper.

The characters selling point is obviously sex.
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>>376113892
stop being a dumb pedant
>'my brothers
>and sister'
wow sounds so much better right?
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>>376113943
/pol/ next big meme shitposting. Now when they have nothing to do after Yooka lele and andromeda.
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>>376113943
pretty sure it is all just trolling.
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Fury has always been a girl. In the comics, books, and even in the silhouettes of the other horseman, Fury has always been a girl. Don't talk about things you don't understand.
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>>376114038
I don't think so. Comic Fury was more sexualized than this one.
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You people are just looking for any excuse to pirate the game.

I suppose when literally everyone is pirating everything and every gaming companies goes bankrupt then, er...???
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>>376113215

shut up nerd. Everytime a new game is revealed you bitch and cry like clockwork.
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>>376113215
>HORSEMEN
>IS A WOMAN

redditors on v will defend this
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>>376114018

That makes no sense, I am sure /v/ plays Bayonetta and Tomb Raider.
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>>376113952

Considering all the divine being that have been killed by being stabbed in these games probably.
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>>376114039

So misgendering people is ok now?

Also why is she Wrath? Makes zero sense for a female to be Wrath. I could get behind Pestilience but Wrath? Tsk tsk talk about cringe.

Who the fuck wants to play as an extremely angry female?
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>>376114140
and has the armor ever helped against stabbing from other divine beings? No. It's cosmetic and armor won't help or hinder them.
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>4 HORSEMEN
>HORSE
>MEN
And yet they don't even have hoofs. Fuck this human race shit
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>>376114140
I don't think those divine beings match up to the riders of the apocalypse though. I assume in that universe they're the guys.
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>>376114124
your right it should be the hoursepeople or the hoursegroup or even better the hoursefour
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>>376114187

>Also why is she Wrath? Makes zero sense for a female to be Wrath. I could get behind Pestilience but Wrath? Tsk tsk talk about cringe.

I'm not going to explain why but I want you to know that you are very dumb and probably about to get a bunch of replies about it.
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Am I in Tumblr now? What the fuck is going on?
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Hell hath no fury... Anyone? Anyone? Bueller???
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>>376113651
I was annoyed by this too, until I looked it up and realized the "original" four names are themselves interpretations of very vague descriptions in the source. The only "accurate" descriptors would be "swordsman on red horse" (War), "Death" (yes, he is the only named horseman), "guy with scales on black horse" (Famine/Justice), and "bowman on white horse" (Conquest/Victory for some reason). So I'm ok with this.
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>>376113873
They already acknowledged it on YouTube and Twitter, doesn't mean they're gonna do shit, fake promises and all that, but it's something.
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>>376114330
I like it.
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>>376113943
It's blatant shitposting, nothing more
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What kind of point were you trying to make here? Even if they made the protagonist of darksiders 3 the other horseman, they'd still have to make a game starring her anyway, would it still be pandering then?
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>>376114290

You know im right.

Who wants to play as a cringey extremely raging female? You? Ha thats funny dude.

Game should be fun but angry women arent interesting.
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>>376113215
Would you want the 4th and final instalment of the franchise to have a female protagonist instead?
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>>376114108
>every gaming companies goes bankrupt then, er...???
We have a party.
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>>376114131
> /v/, mostly men, plays games with literal sex symbols
I wonder why
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>>376113341
kek
I kinda feel bad for Nordic. They almost went bankrupt thanks to Darksiders 2 and now Darksiders 3 will sell less than Touhou
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>>376114330
Yeah yeah I was thinking the same.
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>>376114108
then it will rise from the ashes like a phoenix
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>>376114410
>but angry women arent interesting.
specially if the weapon is a retard weak whip
>>376114428
This
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>>376114451

So whats wrong with this then? It's just more fap material however you slice it.
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>>376113943
another western game wasted potential
it's like this since 2007
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>>376114187
>white rider is generally referred to as "Conquest"
>The rider has also been called "Pestilence", particularly in popular culture

Now will you stop sperging out? In the bible it was always Conquest so Fury has a closer connection than Pestilence.
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>>376113215
>having a female main character is SJW pandering by default
You're really easy to spot guys. Fuck off to one of your five containment boards.
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>>376114313
We've known Fury would have a game from the beginning, complaining now just makes you seem retarded.

But go ahead claim it's Tumblr defending "muh female protagonists!"
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>>376114379

Would've been pretty cool if they made this one a co-op for Strife and Fury just to see if they can make the co-op concept work.
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>>376114518

Wait she is an angry woman with a whip?

Oh fuck she's into S&M fuck yeah.
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>>376114582
>wasted potential
What? Every Darksiders is mediocre.
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>>376113873
Naw man, remember what we learned from Andromeda. Female protagonists can't be pretty because that is a male sexual fantasy.
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>>376113943
because of Female obviously. It's not /v/, it's /pol/ retards
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>we want the edgy 16 year old audience

Darksiders was a mistake
Instead of making the game 6~8hours they added retard collecting

Darksiders 2 was a mistake
They added too many memes to make up for Darskiders 1 and completely ignored level design

That said 2 was way more polished but pretty average.
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>>376113384
if you were a huge fan of the series you wouldnt care if the protag has tits
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>/v/ literally can't stop jerking off to Nier, a game/franchise where two women are protagonists

>B-B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY WHEN JAPAN DOES IT
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>>376114187

>Also why is she Wrath? Makes zero sense for a female to be Wrath.

This is the legitimately the funniest thing I've seen posted on /v/ in the last month, congrats dude.
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>>376114551
For me? Nothing bro, I do not give a shit, just happy to have one more Darksiders. I'm guessing the others who complain wanted a man, or a sexier design. But since I'm not to type to fap to games - porn and camgirls are batter, I can actually see shit there - I don't really care
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>>376114587

Youre saying fury is Pestilience?

No offense man but you gotta admit Nordic fucked up here if thats the case.
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>>376114745

Thanks brah
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>>376114737
It's ok when the protagonist fit the setting
2B fits Nier
Even fucking Aloy fits Horizon.
>>376114750
I never fapped to video games but I prefer good looking womin
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>>376114463
no they THQ which owned the rights to darksiders went bankrupt. Nordic is doing just fine and bought the rights to darksiders (and other THQ franchises) and renamed themselves THQ Nordic.
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>>376114697
>They added too many memes
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>>376114697

I liked them both.
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>>376114752
No, she's Conquest.
In the bible the 4 horseman are War, Death, Conquest (the antichrist) and Famine (who will be Strife).

Only in popular culture years later did people for some reason change Conquest to Pestilence.
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>>376114737
The sexier the better? That's why people shrug it off.
I don't mind Fury's design.
>>376113943
Muh female protagonist even though nothing has been done to confound fears outside the snippet of alpha gameplay.
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>>376114819
>It's ok when the protagonist fit the setting

How does Fury not fit this setting then? I am generally curious you falseflagging shitposter.
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>>376114840
the game reminds you every 10 seconds you are a dark, strong and GUTTERED VOICE badass
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>>376114875

Pestilence is famine anon.
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>>376114237
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>>376114917
Look at her. They tried to add a ugly/strong face with a "sexy"/fit body. Her hair is laughable too.
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>>376114875

She'd be famine. She rides the black horse.
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>>376114752
Technically pestilence didn't get attributed to the riders until death was added. Conquest never actually gets names by name either.


You guys are basically arguing over nothing.
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>>376114875
Why did pestilence become one in media?
I mean famine would cover that slightly with dying livestock or fauna dying of something.
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>>376114962
it really doesn't thought
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>>376113215
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>>376114663
This looks bretty good.
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>>376114842
ye but you're a turbo faggot so who cares
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>>376113565
>thinks women buy games
LOL
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>What used to be
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>>376115053

That's not very nice :(
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>>376114985
Nope, Famine is the black rider, Conquest (Pestilence) is the White Rider.
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OP is clearly the bitterest of virgins
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>>376114875

>Females never make war
>Nordic makes Conquest female

It amazes me that you still don't see what is jarring people anon. It'd make a lot more sense for her to be Pestlience/Famine. Conquest is not Pestilence.
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>>376114962
well you do play death himself i dont know what you were expecting and its not likes hes an edgelord about it. you sound as if hed walk around acting like reaper from ow or something
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>>376113943
/pol/ is leaking again
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>>376113565
Even when pandering to women, women dont tend to buy games with a price tag over $10. If anything they get more women when pandering to men.
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>>376115079
Welcome to the 21st century, anon.
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>>376115108

https://publicdomainreview.org/collections/the-four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse/

You're wrong dude. Pestilence is the pale horse.
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>>376114962
It really doesn't though, death is surprisingly chill and has more of a dry sarcastic I'm too old for this shit vibe than anything. You're not being fair with it at all. Is the game average? Maybe, I think it's a little higher, but that's irrelevant.
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>>376115176
I'll believe you when I see your source.
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>>376115137
It's the perfect game for AlphaOmegaSin and faggots like him
Also can't help to notice Darksiders 2 graphics looks straight from 2006
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お前達はエルダーよりも劣る
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>>376115129
This. I thought we'd be getting pestilence
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>>376115108

Yeah and he ain't supposed to be a girl
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>>376115184
>women buy and play video games
>no really honest please believe me
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>>376113215
The story of these horsemen differs from the original telling and there were other nephilim of both genders and more probably given that they we're made from the ashes of angels and demons by not just A demon by THE demon which is usually associated with lust. Though, yeah, probably should've been the horsemen (4) and not the horsemen (3) + horsewoman.
>>376113610
I keep seeing this and it's like saying that in a game like WoW. Almost literally the same art style. Shut up for fucks sake. Like everything in this game is highly impractically designed.
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>>376115185
Christ man, it literally says on the article you linked that Death has the Pale horse.
It also says the white horse was a CONQUEROR.
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>>376115225
I paid full price on my PS3 back then I'm still mad
digital = no refunds
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>>376114330
It'll be the name of a steam achievement
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It's hard to not feel like the well has been poisoned in regards to having female protagonists in western games.

I'm fine playing a Japanese game with a female lead because it's not so transparent that they're pandering.
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>>376113627
>She isnt a brother.
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>>376115185
When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
—Revelation 6:7-8
Did popular culture shift it up again?
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>>376115303

Reread it bro. It says right here on Wikipedia that Conquest isn't Pestilence. Also as others are saying, it still doesn't make sense to make her female.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse
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>>376113384
>As a huge fan of the series
No, you're not. You're a false-flagging cunt trying to fit in.
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>>376113215
And here's someone who has never touched Darksiders.
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>>376115276
> purchaser of family electronics is indicative of the affect of gender on will to spend money on adult, single-player games
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>>376115404
>Though theologians and popular culture differ on the first horseman, the four riders are often seen as symbolizing Conquest[1] or Pestilence (and less frequently, the Christ or the Antichrist)

Once again you posted something that defeats your own opinion.
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>>376113892
You giant floppy spastic. She was concepted as one of the horsemen when Joe Kelly and Joe Madueira came up with them, before DS1 even announced.
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>>376113215

holy shit you guys are so fucking retarded
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>>376114582
What potential?
Darksiders is fucking shovelware-tier.
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>>376113215
Take it easy, snowflakes. You're all exactly what you used to complain about.
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>>376115303

When have women conquered anything?

Seriously anon can you riddle me that? This is blatant pandering.
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>>376113943

Some of it is shitposting. Unfortunately, a lot of it is also genuine anger from impressionable 17-23 year olds who spend all day watching YouTube videos that confirm their biases and/or are doing their best to fit in by posting what they think other 4chan users want to see because they have no role in actual society.

These people either have enough self-awareness to eventually outgrow their insular lifestyle or they don't and become nothing.

Never played Darksiders before but those are some decent titties.
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>>376115423
This whole fucking thread is one. Any darkskders thread on this board is used for shitposting. It's either actual weirdos from /pol/ or false flaggers pretending to be weirdos from /pol/ to get yous.
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>>376115404
>a sub title in white horse saying "as infectious disease"
>Under another interpretation, the first horseman is called Pestilence, and is associated with infectious disease and plague. It appears at least as early as 1906, when it is mentioned in the Jewish Encyclopedia. The interpretation is common in popular culture references to the Four Horsemen.
>Jewish and media
Ah. It all makes sense.
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>>376113215
>ugly as fuck
but she's hot af
if you want a Darksiders 3 thread, next time just ask, don't start it with being fucking retarded.
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>>376115508

>Once again you posted something that defeats your own opinion.

It's not an opinion. Clearly I can read Wikipedia better than you can Can you tell us why he was made into a woman, then?
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>>376115539
/pol/tards were always their own version of sjws
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>>376113943
Because in Darksiders 1 and 2 they we're following the source material for designs and story.

In this one, they're trying to pander to both gamers and SJW's with her new design. It will only fall flat.

Also new company which is known for mimicking God of War gameplay, which we don't want.

If you look at her real design, shes built for agility and little armor and is pale with no pupils. Now shes decked in full armor to appeal to female empowerment and her design is different.
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>>376115570
I wish people didn't fall for this shit so easily and let these threads die quietly.
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>>376115404
So what you're saying is that we should boycott Darksiders 3, for not adhereing to biblical descriptions and theological interpretations of the four horsemen?
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>>376115639
Never was that bad until 2024 and increasingly upwards
>>376115620
Creative differences/purposes? That's like asking why they're all Skeletons in MegaTen or the servants of an ancient mutant in X-men.
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>>376114124
source ?
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She's been like this since the art in Darksiders 1. Stop crying about fucking bullshit like the gender of a character fucking retards
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>>376113215
>There are FOUR Horsemen yet they chose the female one.
They've had two games with the guys before. they were going to get to the female one eventually you retarded dipshit.

>4 horsemen
>1 is a girl
>We're doing a game around each one
>2 games with war and death
>3rd one is the female
>REEEEEE WHY ARE THEY PANDERING TO FEMINIST SHIT WHEN THEY HAD 3 OTHER ONES TO PICK FROM1!!!!!!! FUCKING BOYCOTT REEEEEEE

You really sound pathetic
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>>376115665
I say this about 80% of the threads on this board, but most of them have actual dialogue and discussion on shit within them, you just have to sift through the shitposters, /pol/ shitposters and false flaggers usually.

I don't even know why the fuck I still come here, you can legitimately get better discussion from the faggots at leddit, but I hate Typing like this! And upvote system
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>>376115748

I never said that I'm merely stating that there was no reason to make Conquest a female when females have never conquered anything.

>>376115763

That's a really bad comparison to this blatant case of pandering and discrepancy and you know it. All of my shitposting aside you know damn well they sat down and were like...."huh..which one do we make a chick?"

That's lame dude.
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>>376115656
>source material

Literally what?
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>>376113215
Why emphasize FOUR if your complaining about woman?
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>>376115245
Thats a nice way of admitting you have no experience with women.
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>>376114663
This shit NEEDS hairworks. That simple hair consistency detracted from everything in the video.
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>>376115492
>I cant read graphs
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Fuck me there's GURLS in the Dark BROTHERhood, all Elder Scrolls games ruined, fucking boycott REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>376114006

It wouldn't be pandering if she was the fourth game because then it wouldn't look like they were making an Aloy copy.
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>>376113215
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>>376115893
Yeah I think I'll stick to /t/ and just go and read more books. /v/ just ain't worth it no more. At least you're all right. Have a nice weekend, dawg.
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>>376115830
Only really different this is the design getting altered from comics/concepts. Would've preferred the old one.
>>376115894
And so they did probably did do that.The names for two also don't match up, they're more or less half Angel half demon and as long as she isn't unbearable and the game is decent I don't care about that shit, they didn't seem to care to match up the sources to their universe.
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>>376115894

They didn't make conquest female. Conquest rides the white horse. She rides the black horse.
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>>376116053
I actually have a life outside video games, so I get shoved SJW shit down my throat in the real world.
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>>376115937
nah I think that's just your autism anon. looks alright to me
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>men raging over women in games
>women raging over men in games
What a weird community this has turned into. Just take some drugs and have sex or something for a change.
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>>376115819
Siri
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>>376116235
Riiiiiiight
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165 replies to this
Fucking seriously, 4chan?
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>>376116053
>mobile screenshot
>not even the actual image
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>>376116235
This may be the opposite of what your boyfriend tells you, but don't swallow.
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>>376114663
/v/ has been bitching about anything and everything for the past 6 years. Bitching about a character being stupid looking is not out of character.

The projection in back to the reddit and back to the /pol/ group is so strong it's unbelievably.
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>>376116361

I literally just heard a story on the radio yesterday about a half-nig girl winning a beauty pageant for some all black frat and getting shit on for not being black enough. You're a moron or extremely sheltered.
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The globalists are literally using Darksiders to promote feminist ideals and race mixing. The writing is on the wall. The rabbit hole goes deeper than you know. It's about integrity in games journalism.
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>>376113215
Pretty sure the plan has always been to make a game for each horseman, so she would come up eventually anyway.
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>>376116053
(You)

Genuinely wish all these stormfront faggots would go away.

This board has always been semi racist but now that every faggot teenager thinks he's an armchair political activist I have to endlessly hear about sjws. You faggots are basically shut in twitter at this point.
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>>376116361
Take a look outside your bubble and it's not too difficult to find.
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>>376116526
your alright
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>hot girl just doing her job and letting the men do theirs
>sjw!
Oh v, you've lost yourselves in fear and hate.
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Aren't the four horsemen of the apocalypse War, Death, Famine and pestilence? Where does fury fit in there?

I've never played the games.
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>>376115931
> anecdotal evidence is a solid basis for marketing
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My only problem is that she doesn't look like this
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>>376116696
Oh shit, now THAT looks cool.
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I swear no game is going to have any female or non white characters without false accusations of your boogeymen being pandered to.

Is everything not white and male SJW pandering to you paranoid fucks?
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>>376116661

They changed famine and pestilence to fury and strife.
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>>376113215
>There are FOUR Horsemen yet they chose the female one
Yeah and two already got their games, War and Death respectively. The fourth horseman needs to be Strife because he's the final horse rider in Revelations that ends it all.
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>>376116798
Aww.. Those just sound like sub traits of War. Would have been need to have a game centered around a character that fights with plagues or something. No clue how but I woulda been into it.
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>>376116661
the only named horseman is Death, the rest are only described
but you know this, don't you? Guess I gave you a free (You)
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>tumblr spergs out at white male protagonists
>/vpol/ spergs out at non whitemale protagonists

it's almost like... horseshoe theory is valid...
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>>376116696
>>376116771
End yourselves.
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>>376113215
I was mad as fuck with this series anyway because they make their own stupid fucking special snowflake riders. What was wrong with Conquest and Famine? Wished the series just unded at 2 playing as the only two real Horsemen War and Death.
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>>376115404
Who cares
Devs can make what they want. Does it make sense for everyone in KanColle to be a girl?
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>>376116798
Pestilence is not a horseman
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>>376116978
Who cares? Everything looks like a Death Metal cover anyway.
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>>376113215
The only thing i don't like about her is the fact that she is using a whip. It will prob feel less satisfying to use in comparison to a sword or something
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>>376116978
>Wished the series just unded at 2
That's what I'd expect out of people that thought this series was good.
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>>376116661
>pestilence
t.Jew
But in all seriousness only War and Death are consistent. In other biblical texts there could be conquest (book of revelations) Jesus Christ, the anti Christ, the destruction of an empire, etc.
They just took their own liberties and made Strife and Fury as horsemen
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>>376117000

Alright they changed CONQUEST and famine to Strife and Fury.

Happy now?
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>>376116978
>War and Conquest
Why even need to separate them? Is there any biblical reason for that?
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The 4 hoersman of autism: /pol/, /tv/, /sp/ and /r9k/
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>>376117110
>Is there any biblical reason for that?
That anon clearly never opened a Bible in his life. Leave him to his musings.
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>>376117065
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEE
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At least have some fun with this stupid bullshit

>fury
>almost spells furry

Devs confirmed for pushing secret furfag agenda
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>>376116048
>was a character before Aloy
>doesn't even use the same weapon
Holy fuck, this board has too many retards.
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>>376117110
Yes faggot. Besides obvious design and weapon difference Conquest was the leader of the Horsemen. And he only brought death until he conqured everything, War just keeps going in bloodlust.
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Fury is ugly! UGLY!
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>form fitting boob armor
>Uses a whip
>People think this is pandering

This is why you don't let /Pol/ on your boards.
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>>376113215
>POTATO FACE

SHIT FACE = NO BUY.
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>>376117381
>Potato face
Maybe if you're blind. Get the fuck out with your weebshit.
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>>376117352
>implying that makes up for having her look ugly as fuckill yourself /v/edditer..
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>>376117065
>People who enjoyed the series should have no input on what they do with the series
>>/Tumblr/
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The female horseman early on in 2010, which was right before the era of rampant diversity and people crying about it.
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>>376117381
>>376117349
>Waifu fags have woken up

GET OUT REEEE
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>>376117381
>needs to wank 24/7 to play games
>that's potato face
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>>376115021
>Strife gets the last game because he's the Anti-Christ
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>>376117381
>>376117482
What is potato face?
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>>376117146
drawfags make it happen
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>>376113215
>>376113384
bait bait bait
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>>376117597
I'd say a good example of it would be supergirl in Injustice 2 back when she was first revealed before getting fixed.
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>main heroine is ugly western shitface

Skip.
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>>376117701
But, what does it mean? Feature-less? Round?
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>>376117705
>Generic anime face #1020
skip
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>>376117352
You should head on over and shitpost in their threads.
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Who else is going to ignore all the blatant /pol/ shitposting and buy the game because they genuinely enjoy the series?
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>>376117705
Why do japs have to put animal ears on everything? Are they closet furries?
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>>376113215
who the fuck cares it would be fine if she was sexy looking. It's same as in real life who the fuck cares about ugly females.
btw am i the only one thats bothered by whip having no impact ? It feels so strange especially since darksiders usually had heavy weapons. It should have some weight to it considering how big the characters are.
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>>376117857
I am, but it's not gonna change the outcome of poor sales.
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>>376117767
>shit taste

Go play some western shit like Andromeda and get lost.
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>>376117857

Right here.
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>hyper generic hack and slash game gets even worse

Ok? Why do you care
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>>376117865
Whip looks kinda shoddy, but we haven't seen any other weapons yet. War was shoddy aswell before getting more weapons.
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>>376114875
>In the bible

Lets be clear, the bible contradicts itself all the time. Hell Death is refered as another Christ like figure several time in the book then a agent of Satan. Who also is given several different names while each of those names are supposed to be different depending on which version of the bible you get.
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>>376117948
Why do YOU care?
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>>376116008
>I can't read
it shows
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>>376113215
Some guy on twitter made a tweet preemptively saying people were going to complain about this and that they were idiots, people replied to him saying he was stupid since nobody had complained yet. Well there you go.
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>>376116696
looks pretty sick
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>>376117936
> comes into thread about western game
>complains about western game
>g-get lost!

Go back to bed you fat weeb.
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>>376113215
Can someone remind me during which part of DS1 does the story of DS2 take place? And during which part is DS3 supposed to be taking place?

It has been years and I havent replayed 2 since its release.
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>>376113215
>4 horseman
>2 have already been used
>all they had left was a COD edge boy or an annoying bitch with a whip
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>>376113215
>3 out of 4 protagonists are male
>still bitching about it
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>>376117936
>Western = Andromeda now
Lol
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>>376117919
If they had enough sales from the previous games to continue the series I don't see why this one would sell any poorer. Fans of the series aren't going to be asshurt over the """"""""reveal"""""""" of a female rider or the fact that the biblical names weren't used for the riders.
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>>376117352
> implying it's even possible to quarantine /pol/ cancer at this point
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>>376118123
>they didn't go with CoD edge boy
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>>376113215
niga they're saving best horseman for the last game, stop this bullshit
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>>376118123
Fury is going to be more edge than Strife. Strife is a calm dude.
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>>376117857
Yo.
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>>376117936
Nah I prefer playing games made by real western artists
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>>376118154
It took 4 years though, better late than never I guess. I hope I'm wrong, Anon, I really want to see a game about Strife.
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>>376117865
she's not ugly though
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>>376118036
>A guy interpreted Jesus christ as the White Horseman
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>>376113215
We already have two games with male ones.
Far as i know, Death and Strife are the fans favourites, using Fury now is very smart, in a possible Darksiders 4 they can finish the series with Strife as the protagonist.
She is a fucking rider of the apocalypse, she have to look badass and powerful, not cute. If you want a stupid sex doll that kill shit go play Nier Automata.
I'm against sjw just as most people here are, but calling Darksiders 3 "sjw pandering" is dumb as hell.
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>>376118306
The only people getting upset by this don't even play videogames.
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>>376118249
ye sure... just imagine how much better she would look with Death's mask or a bag on her head.
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>>376118096
And where do you think you are? On your plebbit hugbox with western feces?

Wrong.

You are on 4chan /v/ and we like Japanese games here. So fuck off with your western shilling.

>>376118147
It is.
Andromeda launched new era of SJW degenerate-tier Western games with shitifaced female heroines like that one in OP post.
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>>376118306
i would of liked strife
some gunplay game could be nice
plus she doenst look fun, looks clunky and ugly

game looks like bloodraine or some shit , and its a bit dated now
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Didn't they show her in the end of 2 though
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>>376113215
>>376113328
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>>376118620
>complains about reddit
>uses reddit spacing
wew lad
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>>376118278
>>A guy translated Jesus christ as the White Horseman

There you go fixed that for you. Don't be a bitch.

>>376118306
There are way more people in these kind of threads bitching about the movie then when the original games came out, anyone who says otherwise is lying. Back when the series was close to be lost to time no one thread made it more then a hundred post before dying. Hell Darksiders 2 threads lasted a week or two at most before dying, DS1 and DS2 was shit on or ignored when they came out.

My guess is less then 10% of the people bitching have even played the game, the comic shows Fury as she is right now back when the first game came out.
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>>376117948

It's not even hack and slash though. It's more of a zelda clone
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>>376118620
She looks better than your pic related.
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>>376118726
>>uses reddit spacing
Next level handwave argument.
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>expect Fury from the comic
>get a banshee eldar instead
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>>376118620
>shitfaced female heroines
>posts animu girls

Nigga at least they have put some artistic talent into their creation instead of using this garbage lowest common denominator style. I will take Fury over bland animu girls any day of the week.
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>>376116416
We need to have this discussion.
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>>376116361

I work in IT, we recently had to take sensitivity training
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>>376118707

Her silhouette was shown in 1
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Is she named Fury because she excels at causing impotent fury among /pol/tards?
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>>376118889
You may as well just cut off your dick and mail it to Anita, then.
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>>376113215
They just saving the best horseman for last.
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>>376117861
No, but anime faces are so bland and boring that they attach all sort of idiotic hairstyles, eye colours, and animalistic features in a sad attempt to make them look distinct.
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>>376118726
>le reddit spacing meme

Easy identifier for people who only started posting after 2011.
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>>376118889
>>376118827
Noire is the most beautiful girl and Neptune is the quintessence of vidya.
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>>376118906
I feel like we should be going in the opposite direction. You know, give everybody "Harden the fuck up" lessons.
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>>376113215
so if they saved the female one for the finale it wouldn't be pandering?
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>start replaying DS1
>YOU BETRAYED THE LAW HORSEMAN

So the council are judge dredds huh.
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>>376118928
She's named Fury because no one wants to dick her.
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>>376113943
I'm honestly only triggered because she looks like shit and not like on her concept art. Her face is kinda fucked up, like it's a mix of a Pixar movie and an Eldar or something.

Also I really wasn't impressed by the gameplay footage (whip sounds basically the same whether you hit an enemy or not, animations look slow as fuck, weight behind attacks is missing) but it is possible that it'll improve.
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>>376119114
That's a child, bro.
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>>376119114
I really hope this is bait and you are not unironically claiming that these character designs and the style they are drawn in in particular are good or original. They look painfully generic.
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>>376119141
Absolutely. I would have been accounced years after Horizon and everyone from here to neogaf wouldn't have made the connection.
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permaban everyone in this thread for lacking the restraint to ignore trolls
myself included
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So whose going to be Pestilence? Assuming the playable character is Fury?
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>>376119121
that just leads to mass suicides and no one wanting to have sex
its what happened in japan
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>>376119265

His name was changed to strife.
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>>376113215
>horseMEN of the apocalypse
>fury isn't even a horseman in the Bible

fuck this game lmao
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>>376116048
So basically it's only okay to have a female protagonist if you exhaust every other option first.
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>>376119253
I am not even sure who is trolling and who is baiting. It seems like everyone is insatiably eating everybody else's baits while thinking they are the baiter.

Is this the power of Mongolian basket weaving websites?
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>>376119094
Why do we still placate these children using a handwave argument like leddit.

Christ they beat that dead horse for longer then any other fucking beef we had.

Fark, Somthingawful, gaia, 9gag, and tumblr in the time the reddit meme has been chugging along with the whiff of dead horse on the broken stick.

Like we get it kiddos, your lazy, ignorant and scared to start a real fight like the old days, but pick a new boogyman.

Anyone who is triggered by my spacing, then I know who the newfags are.
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>>376117861
>Are they closet furries?
closed furries, pedos, gay.
this happens where you are so culturaly and socialy repressed.
No one in the west drawn yaoi in 80s, western gays were just fucking each other, while in Japan your carrer and socialial status was gone the moment soeone suspected you.
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Your being upset they chose the girl?

You DO realize they plan this in advance right?

Concepts for this game was probably at 2013 at the least
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>>376113215
I don't understand how the majority of /v/ dislikes female protagonists, don't you faggots want to be girls anyway, this allows you to self insert into your fantasy world a lot easier
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>>376118780
Thanks for that correction, but what do you mean by being a bitch?
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>>376113215

>i do not know who the original horsemen were

Fucking burgeducation
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>>376119380
Or if she is purely there to be an interactive fuckdoll like Bayonetta or 2B.

Female protagonists have no job looking "tough" or "badass" because those are qualities of males. Females are to be sexual cocksleeves as is their usual purpose.
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>>376119374
Darksiders isn't a 1:1 recreation of the bible.
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>>376119253
Why don't you just go back to reddìt?
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>>376119306
You seriously know nothing of japan if you think their culture is about being hard.
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>>376113215
but she looks beautiful :^)
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>>376119000
All 4?
>>376119517
>not having a tough badass get broken into a cocksleve
You blow.
>>
Girls can be tough too, stop being misogynists and get over it
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>>376116696
Looks horrible. End yourself
>>
I hope the strife game plays like equilibrium.
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>>376113215
>This is literally the definition of SJW pandering

This is some silly bullshit. Get over yourself.

Darksiders was a mediocre franchise do it is silly to get worked up over it.
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>>376113215
Strife seems like a more interesting character to make a game about, and he'd definitely fit the different gameplay thing the devs wanted to do with each Horseman.
That being said, I'm fine with a game about Fury. She is one of the horsemen, after all. It had to happen eventually. Her weapon seems shit but it's not like that can't be fixed.
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>>376119380
It's okay to make a female protagonist if she isn't a copy of Aloy. But here we are.
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>>376119374
Friendly reminder that 'horseman' does not imply a male riding a horse but a human being riding a horse.

Faggot.
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>>376115550
Has never a woman conquered your heart, anon?

Tell me, who hurt you?
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>>376113215
she looks like a moba hero
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>>376119702
To put it bluntly, you have every right to think that 2 plus 2 equals 5. However, I certainly am not going to respect that opinion, nor would I let you give me only $2 in change after I bought a $5 item with a $5 note.
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>>376113943
i think its because most games, that has male characters as MC before, are now replaced by female characters in the sequels.

probably most people think its the fault of the SJWs and producers panders to them
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>>376119474
On top of that she's ugly and looks like a man that'll never have any hope of looking like a hot chick. You'd assume most of this board would be able to insert even easier
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>>376113215
It would have either been her or the gun one. Maybe the flipped a coin when they decided the game would be about her. Don't assume you know others thought processes.
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>>376119876
Can you give me 10 examples?
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>>376113627
There was definitely a girl Horseman even in the first game.
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>>376116978
At least in the case of famine its because he kills by raising the wheat price
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>>376117936
>andromeda
Has gameplay
>p4
Baby first VN

>the STATE of weebkuks
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>>376113215
>Darksiders 3 will have a girl as the mian chara

FIRST ONE ILL BUY A PLAY WOOHOO
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Beware of viral marketers.

A common method is to rile up shit on /v/ and to create false controversy.

For one, there's not a single Darksiders thread on /pol/, and hasn't been in the archives:

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/archive

If there's some guy who's making blatantly false-flag threads, and baiting where it seems EVERYONE'S the baiter, you can bet your ass you're dealing with a small room of viral marketers.
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>>376120013
>defending androshit over Persona 4

Kill yourself, pest.
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>>376119253
>complaining about trolls on 4chan
faggot
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>>376120091
>defending persona
Not even smtbros defend you , fucking disgrace of human
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>>376120091
It is what it is.
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>>376120089
This, pretty much. This whole thread reeks of marketing.
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>>376120091
>neckberd attentionwhore calling somebody pest
Oh sweet irony
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>>376120091
You are only one here pest, persona fantard
neck yourself, manchild
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>>376120154
Fuck me, last time I'll ever save a thumbnail
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>>376120089
>VIRAL MARKETING VIRAL MARKETING BOOGEYMAN OOGOO OOGAAAAAAA.

You're just mad your little /pol/tard containment board is a shitshow that leaks everywhere like a fucking cancer disease. There's no secret to this, you're just the shittest board in 4chan and you're a paranoid fuck.
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>>376120089
gonna be honest, I usually mock anybody that claims shills in any thread. but this thread is either someone shitposting for easy (yous) or a shill. You can see the same person in here just baiting out replies endlessly by any means.
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>>376120146
>>376120154
>>376120205
>>376120254
>normalfags triggered over the favorite /v/'s game

Good to know the normie-filter is still working on /v/.
It makes it so easy to tell that you don't belong here.
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>tfw a series you enjoy gets acknowledgement, but only to be discussed by a bunch of retards and faggots
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YOU ARE JUST MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
SHE WAS A SHE FROM THE STARTNO SJW INVOLVED IN THIS.
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>>376120396
>4
>favourite
Not even the best in its series.
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>>376120089
For fucks sake, not everything involves /pol/. You do not need to go to /pol/ to form certain types of options. Jesus fuck.
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>>376113215
But the horseman sequence was stabilished since the first game
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>>376116351
im googling "siri the whore" but nothing comes out
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>>376120548
try harder then retard
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>>376115163
I'm /pol/ and I'm not against this. in fact it kinda looks interesting.
I never played Darksiders but this armored amazon caught my attention in positive way.
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>>376120396
>game
>a fucking VN
You can't make this shit up
Also P4 is gamefaqs favorite """RPG"""
So kill yourself
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>>376118243
>It took 4 years though

Because of THQ.
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>>376113215
If it was SJW pandering she wouldn't be wearing boob plate and high heels
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>>376120640
siri the dragon dildo slayer?
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>>376115894
>when females have never conquered anything.

What about dicks?
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>>376120883
Of the wallets of kissless virgins on twitch?
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>>376120883
Can't beat the cock man.
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>>376120883
its dicks who conquer them, you know the key and a lock story, dont you?
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>>376120950
Yeah, the dumb analogy we all thought was clever when we were 14?
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>>376121047
yeah, it still holds true which makes it even funnier
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>>376121131
Last time I checked, nature specifically intended vaginas to be open for business and dicks though. Gotta breed more fags like you after all
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>>376121289
only if you are a whore, but dont panic most of girls are now whores, you are not alone
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>>376113610
>trannt face
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>>376120930
Power is power
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>>376121357
If girls were all whores then how come you're still a virgin, r9k?
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>>376115185
>>376115303
The Seals
6 I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” 2 I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.
3 When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” 4 Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword.
5 When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. 6 Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds[a] of wheat for a day’s wages,[b] and six pounds[c] of barley for a day’s wages,[d] and do not damage the oil and the wine!”
7 When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” 8 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

White, Conquest
Red, War
Black, Balance
Pale, Death
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>>376119823
Well I suppose it all goes back to... 8th grade, I think. It was lunchbreak, and I was eating my sandwich. Tuna, lettuce and cheese. An old favourite. Sitting near me (but not too near), was Emma, a girl from some of my classes. She was a plain girl. Rather tall, with blonde hair, which was held back from her face by one of those simple headbands that most schoolgirls seem to wear at some point. I didn't really know her that well. She was a quiet type. The incident started when she reached into her backpack.

It was a blue backpack. Roxy logo. Kind of small. I always wondered why girls tended to carry smaller backpacks than boys. Sometimes they were so small that the girl would have to carry her books around out. It looked like one of those bags that could only hold a small lunch and maybe a set of PT clothes. After she rummaged around in her backpack for a while, she pulled out a banana. It wasn't big, nor small. Just an average sized banana.

"OH BOY!", I thought. "She's going to eat that banana! This is going to be so hot". It didn't matter that Emma wasn't particularly attractive for an 8th grade girl. I was just thrilled that I would get to see something sexual in real life being done by a girl I kind of knew. It's like the difference between seeing porn made for millions of people by actors and seeing a person on a chat sight strip just for you in real time. So she pealed the banana. Then, she broke off a piece and put it in her mouth. Then another, and another.

What the fuck, right? She should have been putting the whole thing in her mouth and biting it. I wasn't expecting her to deepthroat the thing, but she was at least supposed to eat it like a normal person. That's all I would have needed. But she didn't do that. It was like she knew what I wanted to see, and decided to eat her banana awkwardly just to spite me. That denial of sexual gratification from tall blonde Emma... I think it's what spawned my grudge against women. Crazy, right?
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yo retard there was rumors of fury being a woman long before that shit trailer dropped. You only want a 100% religiously accurate 'horseman'? Well theyve stitched together all these stories from cultures all around the world, so its not gonna happen.
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>Fury
>Ugly

Yeah youre just upset because switch isnt getting a great game
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>>376121863
beacuse most of doesnt mean all of them, which does not make you any less of a whore you really are, now that i read you posts im really convinced you are a whore, not only you pussy takes different dick every night but your mind is also one of that whore one, gratz
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>>376121994
>franchise that just rips off mechanics
>never innovated anything in the last two games
>"great game"

ok bud
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its nice to see that all my shitposting about fury being a woman helped to get this thread to where it is

Keep taking bait, /v/. This is why you're the dumbest board btw.
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>>376122097
And you're still gonna be a virgin for life despite being surrounded by dick craving girls :^)
really get the noggin joggin
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>>376121908

the anon that posted bill was clearly baiting.

There is no hope for this board. Ya'll come over from reddit and then take it the bait every single day. Every.single.day.
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>>376122203
>yea! recognition on an anonymous msg board
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>>376113215
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>>376122203
Don't post 3dpd here.
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>>376120491
THICC
NESS
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>>376122223
ill get my pussy one day, it wont be devastated by chads tho
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>>376113215
Who the fuck cares which horsemen we get? It's all leading up to the same 4 player co-op that everyone wants anyway. And her in game model isn't anything to write home about, she looks attractive, yet slightly off, which works in the context of her character design. A better question is whether or not Darksiders discussion is fucking ruined on /v/ thanks to mouthbreathing troglodytes such as yourself.
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>>376113215
Fury isnt even a horseman you fucking retard
pick up a wikipedia
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>>376117857
It's a buy from me, dawg.
But only if the game is good.
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>>376122203
>living that much of an empty life you feel accomplished about shitposting on fucking /v/ of all places
well done, ANON
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>>376113215
maybe shes a horse(man) too you know
*wink wink nudge nudge*
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>>376122203
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded

kek
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>>376120764
You are mistaking the dislike of boobplates by SJWs for love of them by us. /v/ really doesn't give a shit about that. We are, amazingly, looking at her face and personality.
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>>376122478

You act like it takes effort. I made a few posts earlier in the thread to stir shit up and left to go do yardwork because its my day off. It isn't my fault you fags can't tell the difference between a genuine post and bait.
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The four horsemen are
Death
Famine
War
and Pestilence
Her name is Fury
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>>376122465
in Darksiders lore, Fury is a horseman of the apocalypse. they got rid of pestilence and famine because they didn't know how to create interesting gameplay around those ideas.
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>>376122203
Thanks for bumping the threads and advertizing the game anon <3
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>>376122353
>pls suck my dick feminists
>p-pls.
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>>376122413
>ill get my pussy one day, it wont be devastated by chads tho
It's important to have hopes no matter how unrealistic!
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>>376122513

Whatever helps you cope with how easy it was to bait you anon. Sleep easy tonight, ok?
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>>376113215
>delevopers have an established lore even before the first game is released
>B-BUT MUH SJW WAAAH
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>>376113215
Meh if it was a female from the start of the series it mean's it's not been shoehorned in. I'm fine with this.
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>>376122681
I like how you're basically saying that women are all whores.
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>>376122685
Thanks. I'll be sleeping quetly while you'll be called a retard all night long by other anons.
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hardly anyone bought the last two games so youve forced their hand, they have to pander to the SJWs to sell units
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>>376113384
A huge fan of the series would know Joe wanted Fury to be 3 and Strife to be 4 since the start.

Seriously, all this boogieman shit is obnoxious, hate on Darksiders for being clunky and failing to understand what makes the games it tries to emulate good instead of making up fake controversy you fucking cunts.
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>>376122786
Whores who'll still never fuck you
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>>376122465
Neither is Strife.
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>>376122798

Are you new to 4chan? If I post bait and you take it, but call me a retard, I'm the one with the last laugh. Not you.

I'm anonymous. It doesn't matter what they call me as long as I get you to reply to bait. And that is exactly what happened earlier in the thread. After I left, other anons came in and did the rest of the work for me whether they were baiting too or not.

Seriously though, get some good rest tonight anon. If you come here chances are you don't get quality rest.
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>>376122941
but you fuck everything, my dog was recommending you to me
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>>376114875
>In the bible
In the bible only Death is mentioned as one of the four horsemen, the other ones were never named
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>>376122859
What makes you think his problem is with the fact that it's Fury and not how she looks?
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>>376122957
And everytime you try to bait you get utterly BTFO which is nothing but pure bliss. I'm glad there are buffoons like you to entertain me on this god forsaken site.
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>>376122203
> I like to pretend I'm not an autistic retard by claiming I'm just shit posting and getting other autists "mad"
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>>376122957
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>>376123110

>You get utterly BTFO

You didn't pay attention to the thread then.

>>376123164

Welcome friend
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>>376123064
Everything except you. Think about it. There's girls who rather suck off dogs than you.
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>>376116039
But the most qt3.14 girl was in the oblivion dark brotherhood
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>>376123116

You sound mad, friend.
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>>376122941
That's okay, I'd rather be the one doing the fucking.
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>>376123360
yeah i know that, i know you after all, but not all girls are whores like you
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>>376116526
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>>376123093
Because he's saying it's a political message even though the difference is they made her look less ayy lmao ass Dark Elf. It's not political: it's sales. 90's nerd-chic women have a very specific audience and Joe Mad ain't on board anymore, so they went with a more marketable look. Something that more people would want to fuck.
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>>376123291
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This thread has gotten really cancerous.
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>>376117705
I mean she's literally supposed to be a hideous demon, so yeah
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>>376117857
I'm here
I never listen to anything related to "social justice", I just want to play vidya and see if it's good or not
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why would anyone defend this shit? She looks like absolute crap with no redeeming qualities. Gameplay we were shown doesnt help either

I played the second game and only finished it because aesthetics carried it. Couldnt stomach the first one it was just brown turd. This series is the definition of mediocre
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>>376113215
Pretty face, but not enough muscles.
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>>376123493
>a girl with more clothes and uglier face is more titillating to people and more will want to fuck

That's a very interesting theory.
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>>376113215
Choose
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>>376123460
>not all girls are whores like you
*not all girls is pretty enough to get sex
Enjoy your fat future gf
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>>376123562
>this is a hideous demon
>implying you wouldn't fuck her right away
Don't talk about what you don't know about.
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>>376123498

>takes the bait
>gets riled up
>anon discloses that thread was in fact bait ridden
>anons that take bait attempt to save face on anonymous message board where they have no face
>resort to autism ad-hominem
>repeat

Every time. It's glorious. This cycle has gone on for years and never gets old. If you've been here a year and can't spot bait, then maybe Reddit is more your site.
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>>376120491
>SJWs were involved from the very beginning!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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>>376123640
>Pretty face
NO
WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARE YOU FUCKIN BLIND MOTHERFUCKER???
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>>376118154
Girl protagonists tend to sell less unconditionally.
That's just how it is.
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>>376123659
so much implications for a whore, enjoy being a single mom
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>>376123658
I'd take left.
>>376122203
>baits retards
>something of pride
Sort of sad man. No challenge in it, and attempts to take pride in it despite some other guy doing the same thing on another thread.
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>>376123369
>Replying to my post at all and poorly attempting to appear unphased by my insult.
Really reeking of insecurity there anon. I recommend that instead of pretending you aren't a sack of shit you should devote your time into improving yourself. Go out for a jog. And while I know you won't believe me I don't care about you or your posts. I just thought I'd point out the obvious to you.

To keep the post /v/ related. Darksiders 3 looks like it could be fun. I hope that they have good voice acting and weapon options.
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>>376123696
I would fuck anything that has tits and moves so your argument is irrelevant
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Will Falseflaggers ever be removed from this board? Pretending to be upset about something trivial is just as bad as actually being upset about something trivial. Something something idiots in good company something something.
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Wait, are some of you taking this shitposting seriously?
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>>376123701
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>>376113215
>boob armor
>that face
>the way that every character is seriously detailed but this one isn't
is this really darksiders? she looks off of one of these retarded cheap games
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>>376113215
That looks like Battle Born lmfao
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>>376123773
Enjoy fapping into your socks yet feel superior to every other male
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>>376123849
I think that's why it's "pre alpha" anon.
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>>376123814

I've already said that when people stop taking obvious bait we'll be better off as a board.

This thread was obvious bullshit from the beginning but look at everyone that took a bite.
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>>376123936
So you show an official trailer of the game, show how fucking great one of the characters look but just fuck it up with the girl?
look at her fucking eyes in the trailer. how can you present something like that and be fine with it
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>>376123980
I just wanted to talk about conquest and get stepped on.
It sucks.
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>>376123650
>Uglier face
>Same face but glowy anime eyes
>Plate Armor is inherently less sexy despite everyone creaming themselves over Hilde when SC4 was new.

The "more clothes" bit is a subjective thing, I'll admit, but the look original Fury had going on was a very 90's thing, Witchblade-esque as fuck. While more revealing, it has a very limited appeal in comparison to a more generic design.

Like seriously, I'm not even saying the new design is good, just that it has broader mass appeal because it's just a lady in body hugging armor rather than the 90's as fuck aesthetic.
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Any actual fan of the series knows Fury was always a girl. This isn't the issue. The issue is they went so far from the original concept art and now she a) looks ugly as shit and b) doesn't fit in with the Horsemen aesthetic at all. She looks so out of place. Won't be buying the game if this is her final design, I can't even stand looking at it. They should have kept her comic book look.
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>>376124046
She looks good ingame.
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>>376123718
Judging by the quality of your picture, you just might be, anon. Pretty faces are not only the ones with big uguuuuuuu eyes.
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>>376123812
Even chads stop getting choosy in their 30s.

A 4 or a 5 with a good personality is better then a 10 at the end of the day

>>376123980
I doubt anyone will ever stop taking the bait since there are very few old fags left. Now days all you do is toss in a reddit insult and handwave any argument you don't like.
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>>376123696
Good thing they decided to cover her up with boob armor and gave made the character a tranny.

Ugly characters helps people concentrate on gameplay
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>>376113384
The opinions of a Darksiders fan are fucking retarded, what a surprise.
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>>376113215
she'd look way better if she had death's mask
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>>376113215
>Fury

>woman
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>>376113215
>This is literally the definition of SJW pandering.

If it was SJW pandering she wouldn't have heels, her hair would be half shaved and pink and she would have no breasts visible.

She is kinda ugly though.
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>>376124270
Yeah?
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>>376123798

>Really reeking of insecurity there anon. I recommend that instead of pretending you aren't a sack of shit you should devote your time into improving yourself. Go out for a jog. And while I know you won't believe me I don't care about you or your posts. I just thought I'd point out the obvious to you.

I am unphased. You though? Clearly you're mad. It's funny all the assumptions you're making though. I posted bait and left to go do yardwork so I've already had my exercise for the day, thanks.

If we really did not care about each other's posts, we wouldn't be replying to one another. I really think Reddit is more your site man.
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>>376123906
if i wanted to i could hire you for $50, you cant buy a father
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>>376124170
He isn't a fan, if he was he would be surprised how much they kept her design from the creator and comic.

Darksiders fans don't come here since I have yet to meet a fan till the day they announced Fury would be in the next game.
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>>376113943
mere pretending
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>>376124159
If anything, this could be an alternate armor/costume sets. Darksiders 2 had that.
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>>376124382
Good thing there's millions of betas willing to do it for pussy then
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>>376113215
It was already shown that Strife was female in the first game you fucking spaz.

I will agree on the ugly thing. They need to unfuck her face.
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>>376124530
not many of them will take a black kid tho
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>>376119702
Women are valued just for being women. Think of feminine characters that /v/ accepts. /v/ accepts femininity or feminised versions of things very easily. Men are only valued after they prove themselves to be worth something. Women who want to be like men need to prove themselves, just like men.

This confuses some feminists, who believe that acting strong and independent will grant instant respect. No, it's the opposite. Acting like a women is what gets you instant value. Acting like a man is what makes every other man challenge you. This is indeed /v/'s reaction to Fury. There are endless men, so these women will fight almost endlessly, usually for less reverence in the end than they would get for embracing their femininity to begin with.

Reacting to Fury with contempt is, actually, equality. It's a more pure equality than you'd find in most other places, in fact. Well see if people warms up to her time, but for now, I expect nothing less than total animosity. I'm proud of it, really.
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>>376113215
>yet they chose the female one

In the THIRD game.

And Strife is the oldest and most powerful, so they're leaving him for last.

>Not only that but they made her ugly as fuck

She's looked like that since the beginning.

>This is literally the definition of SJW pandering.

It's one of the few instances where it's NOT.
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>>376124273
>she
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>>376124684
Your world sound horrible, good thing I live in the real one.

Also don't date white girls, they are the niggers of the female world. Latino girls are the best.
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>>376122957
It's been three hours and it's still light anon. What rest?
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>>376120781
Found it under "Bigtits Siri"
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>>376124916
thats the world you described to me, in my world the are pure girls, in yours there are only whores like you
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She's just a ripoff of War from Good Omens
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>>376124684
Ah yes, a bitter virgin who is also racist. The memes work themselves out!
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Went to see if I could find some information about this game and found Fury's collection. Warmastered and Deathinitive editions of the first two games for 20 bucks.
Why is it the only place I hear about Darksiders III is this board, and I have literally heard nothing about that pack until I found it on accident?
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>>376113215
So about what time in the demo does this tranny get killed and you actually get to play as Fury
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Are you fags gonna argue about this shit all day or play video games?
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>>376125094
How big is your reaction folder? And is dumping it really how you want to spend the day?
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>>376118850
Actually it's more like a generic mash together of several Eldar types.
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>>376125119
dont make your hopes up whore, there are far more single moms than white parents with a black kids, your destiny is already set
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>>376125134
the pack has been out for a while, it only just got rebranded. darksiders 3 itself only got announced a few days ago.
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>>376125094
>whores like you
You say that like a bad thing,
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>>376114962

The game reminds you every ten seconds that death is a neutered pussy compared to the older gods and monsters he's fighting.
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>>376123906
strangely specific. Who faps into socks?
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>>376114463
>I kinda feel bad for Nordic. They almost went bankrupt thanks to Darksiders 2
Holy shit bro how lost are you right now
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>I won't buy this game for this series I love because it has a girl... obvious SJW PANDERING!!! KEKS!!! KEKS!!!
Isn't that right r/the_donald xD
You guys have to be joking. This is textbook alt right retard syndrome
Hint: screaming SJW at everything female doesn't make you smart of politically cool. It makes you seem like an idiot.
And, quit saying SJW. It's annoying.
Inb4 "SJW cuck"
Seriously, because it's a female protagonist (and fury has always been) doesn't mean it's SJW.
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>>376124103
The face is remarkably different. It's longer, has a gauntness to it with more pronounced cheekbones, wider lips with black lipstick, crude paintings instead of fine. And Hilde wasn't touted as being some fanservice sexiness idol. She just had a pretty face, that's all.

>original Fury had going on was a very 90's thing
Yeah, just like War and Death. Changing it midway through to look more like she's a modernized character out of an Injustice fighting game makes it jarring. If anything, even recent games like Nier 2 support that people don't shy away from gratuitous fanservice at all. Only western devs do.
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>>376125242
over 2k images with a "laught at you" tag, you cant win with me
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>>376124883

>Strife is the oldest and most powerful

anything else you wanna pull out of your ass?
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>>376125373
yup, I won't, deal with it
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>>376124273
They're trying to have their cake and eat it with her design. She has features that are meant to appease everyone, and those features end up giving everyone something to dislike about it. If she had a full face mask so that you could only see she was a chick from her figure and maybe her hair flowing out from behind, people would probably like her more than the current "Aloy" look.
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>>376125373
Kill yourself pancake man, I know what you do on other threads.
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>>376114463
Wow v is full of 'tards LOL
I'm going back to redit right now, at least they are quite intelligent.
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>>376125472

It's true, tho. Read the novel. Also, Fury is the most naive of the four, with the most trust in the council.

I'm stoked for this one, actually. Hope we get themed levels for the seven sins, like Dante's Inferno. That shit was astounding.
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>>376125331
Back when I was going through puberty I used to fap into socks. I used to think I was being sneaky, but looking back on it years later I know my mom knew, especially since she did my laundry.
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>>376125331
Let the sock be drenched in hot water and fap with it. It's like the real deal and you don't need to clean up
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>>376124982

>What rest?

I said tonight. As in later. Please learn how to read. Thanks.
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>>376114283
>hourse
>hourse
>hourse
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The creative lead from the first 2 games isn't even involved. They butchered his concept.
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>>376123906
>implying that putting a dick into a vagina makes you superior
go on, project to yourself that I'm a virgin, not everyone fucks everything that wants to be fucked
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ITT: Tiny dick "men" who are intimidated by strong women
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>>376124134
I imagine most old fags have migrated to /vg/ or /tg/ by now. /v/ is basically the new /b/
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>>376125623
But I just woke up after a long sleep anon, please.
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>>376125214
>getting angry at /v/ being angry

Just go.
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>>376116696
Now thats a better design, less drag queen more silver glam rock warrior dude
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>>376125773

Well shit bro. Try to get your sleep schedule on track. Sleeping that way leads to depression and shit.
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>>376114283
>your
>hoursegroup
>hoursefour
>hoursepeople
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>>376125595
Except the fucking malebolge gauntlet ,fuck that was lazy
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>>376125834
That's what I'm doing
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>>376116696
FUCKING MAGNETS

HOW DO THEY WORK
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>>376124883
>>376125595

Death is the oldest, War is the youngest.
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shows you how far /v/ has fallen and how entrenched (((they))) are

if literally anyone from /v/ buys this game then you can expect sjws to destroy the rest of the video game by inserting females unnecessarily into every game

i hope you enjoy having zelda be a girl cuse thats whats next you faggots
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>>376125782
(you)
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>>376124916
What's the appeal in latina girls?
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>>376125861

>fuck that was lazy

It dipped pretty badly toward the end, I think. I think they ran out of money. cockslap satan was an interesting final boss though.
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>>376125701
>/tg/

/tg/ has been dead for years, anon, precisely because of migration around Goobergate time. I mean the mod killed the board once, then the migration finished it off and then the raid groups (and there are raid groups, organised on Discord/IRC/Reddit/CWCwiki/etc) set fire to the coffin.

It's now filled with le epic /pol/, /tv/ and /v/ shitposters. I've stopped going, went back yesterday after a year off, was unbearable.
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>>376114018
/v/ seems to hate transgender characters like Fury as well
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>>376119347
>>376119682
>>376119817
>>376119986
>>376120073
>>376120464
>>376120680
>>376121029

Games looks great for a Pre-alpha gameplay and the world is beautiful.
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>>376125935
>Implying it isn't a guy baiting you to feel smug
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>>376126007
/tv/ is full of redditors who try too hard to pretend they're not reddit.
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>>376126007
4chan is worse than my abusive wife, I want out but then I would have to deal with her...
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>>376125936
You tried. It's okay. Lots of SJWs have tried in the past. Just go, man. Before this place gets the better of you.
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>>376126007
Least it's not /m/
No gamergate, just the state of the genre, easy baiting and mods not being there allowing for rampant shitposts.
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>>376113627
She was a girl in both games dumbass.

I don't even like the series and I know this
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I'm not sure that Darksiders has anything to do with furthering the SJW agenda, considering it takes place after the death of the entirety of the human race and contains zero references to sex, gender or anything that would make it palatable to an SJW audience.

The only other characters, male or female, until this point have all been complete assholes, and Fury looks to be no different.
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>>376125701
Most oldfags i know don't even bother coming here anymore, I only do it to watch the evolution of the community.

I find stuff like that fun.

I know one guy who is pre-gaia swarm and the rest are from around a few years later. I'm from around early 07.

>>376125956

Loyalty mostly. I have yet to date a latino girl who even looks at another dude. If you get a half getto one she will help you in fights. Black girls are loyal too but a bit harder to get due to them not trusting men. Asians are well liked here but are super materialistic.
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>>376126142
/tv/ is to blame for it's own problems. If it didn't force LE BANE? HOTHEAD! THE FIRE RISES! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK? etc memes then people who never had been on /tv/ wouldn't have gone there and hoped to see the newest meme being forced. /tv/ blames /v/ for it's shit state and perhaps that's true, but thanks to BANE? they have everybody from /pol/ to /k/ on there using it as a shitposting ground.

>>376126170
I managed to quit 4chan at start of 2008 until 2011, but I returned when I realised I had replaced 4chan with username websites and they were cancer with power hungry mods. I prompty returned and got banned Day 1 of my return on /b/ when I hadn't been banned once from 2004-2008. So many times I've been banned since then for stupid shit.

>>376126365
Board is probably safe enough because it isn't popular enough. /v/ is too quick for anything other than dedicated shitposting, /tv/ isn't quick enough but is popular enough for one off shitposting. Same goes for /sp/ and /tg/.
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so we get the weakest of the 4 in this game
and strife the gunman in the last game?
the better give strife a devil may cry gunslinger style
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>>376125695
ITT: Tiny dick "men" who are intimidated by strong men pretending to be women
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>>376126583
Colbert is the hot new meme on /tv/
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>>376126583
Oh and I wasn't banned for that picture either it was somebody else but it's the kind of shitpost people do these days and it's boring.

>>376126639
Gameplay wise DSi3 doesn't look that bad.
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>>376122859
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>>376126583
>>376126583
I guess it's more safe but it's mostly the slpwness just allowing for falseflagging from random sites attempting spam shitty reponses and ruin discussion. Not that enjoyable
>>376126723
Was it politics related?
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>this thread
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>>376126858
Colbert likes to make fun of trump and there has been a push after that homophobic joke colbert made about trump and putin, so yes.
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>>376127056
I know, isn't it fun.
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>>376127073
If it's about sucking dick I understand what you're referring to.
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