No, seriously What the FUCK was his problem?

He copes with his shitty life by being prickly, he's cool really.

Ugly, angry little cuckboi who never got any girls.

He never realised he was his own problem, good thing Geralt was there to be a good friend and help him toward a better path.

>>376111153
CDPR came up with the prick joke and they had to adapt his character to be x10 times more prickly, so that the joke would come out better.

You take a character with a trait and turn the intensity of said trait to 11, genious.

All the other Witchers seem to be pretty fucked to be honest, it's only really Geralt who has his shit together even though he goes through the worst stuff.

Coping mechanism

>>376111769
what? what's the prick joke? i vaguely remember iti from my playthrough but it didn't stand out as anything so i can't rmemeber it

He's in a bad vidya

He's an asshole who will bro down when he needs to and has your back at all costs.

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>>376111942
How is Eskel fucked?

>>376111991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dodmNoJcG8U

>>376112071
He's depressed.

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Lucky bastard gets best girl.

>>376112230
>Implying she isn't a corpse on a stake

>>376112230
He gets sloppy seconds like the cukk he is.

>>376111991
>Lambert, Lambert, what a prick

Top tier limerick

>>376112230
Was that before I cut her disgusting necromagic practicing head off?

>>376112230
That's pretty ironic, a woman who threatened to get involved with Necromancy being fucked by a dude into Necrophilia

>>376112083
Kaer Morhen was top tier

>>376112071
>be eskel
>cry
>"girl will never lov cause face ugly like caveman with big scars"
>cry

>>376112071
he's the ugliest witcher alive

>>376112083
L O L
O
L

>>376112230
>getting Geralt's sloppy seconds

Because in my playthrough I hit that.

>>376112986
>Sorceress
>complaining about getting sloppy seconds
Need I to remind you that all sorceress are massive whores that got so much dick in them that some eventually get tired of it and switch to women for a while (i.e. Triss) or permanently (i.e. Philippa)?

>>376112294
>Letting her die
Disappointing.

>>376113240
sorceresses are also mages they can probably
>leshen grinder freshin my vagina
and make it like they are virgins again

>>376112230
Eskel goes with her, but he wants to fuck Triss.

>>376111153
His father sold him to a witcher to pay for his services.

>>376111153
It's explained in the game if you don't have the attention span of a 2 year old

>>376112326
And if you romance Triss, you get his sloppy seconds.

>>376111153
He never asked for this.

The reunion at Kaer Morhen is the only good part of the game.

The other Witchers are so much more interesting than Ciri and the save-the-world plot.

The pre-Ciri Crones Arc was really cool tho.

>>376111153
Still stuck in his teenage crisis

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>>376111153
Lambert, Lambert
What a prick.
Fucked his waifu with my dick.

lambart is like a mass effect character that somehow snuck into the witcher world

he's an anomaly that doesn't fit the setting

>>376118206
fuck you ciri is the best

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>>376113674
>leshen grinder freshin my vagina

>>376111153
wtf you talking about, he's great

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>witchers are emotionless except geralt
>proceed to make whiny emo lambert character
>let's also make him want to cross dress all the time too!
>let's also throw in stronk womyn meme characters
>oh and alpha males are all evil drunk rape-happy degenerates
>oh and let's make novigrad a non-stop fedora tip and e-cig emporium
>on and let's make skellige more stronk womyn meme garbage

You are now aware that the studio name CDProjekt stands for Cuck Developer Projekt.

>>376112071
Where the fuck is chapter 35 god damnit I need more best girl

>>376113240
>all sorceress are massive whores
this tbqh
but that's why I like sorceress

>>376119901
>witchers are emotionless
You're already wrong, it's just some shit they say to scare people.

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>>376120001
more like when geralt is a bitch and doesn't wanna talk about his feelings

>i'm just a witcher, a tool, please stop thinking i have feelings

then he cries inside

>>376119901
>>let's also make him want to cross dress all the time too!
>>let's also throw in stronk womyn meme characters
>>oh and alpha males are all evil drunk rape-happy degenerates
>>oh and let's make novigrad a non-stop fedora tip and e-cig emporium
lmao wat

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>>376120082
It's more like an excuse he uses when people try use guilt or cry at his feet for him to do something. Helps getting out of situations and if it's known widely that they have no emoitions less of those events are to happen. Regardless of your bias.

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does no1 of you fags remeber lamberts backstory?

when he was a child, his father continually beat him and his mother until one day his father stumbled onto a Nekker's nest where a witcher saved his life. The witcher then invoked the law of surprise, demanding the first thing the father would see. When he came home the first thing he saw was Lambert so he gave him to the witcher to undergo the witcher transformation ritual

>>376119901
is this new copypasta or something?

>>376113609
>Saving someone so stupid that they'd sell a highly potent bioweapon to someone who wants her entire kind dead, including her

Lol no

Imagine everyone hates you, is afraid of you, feel disgusted when even near you, just because you are what you are.
Imagine your work is to slay monster for pay, when you agree on some price with villagers, you go ahead and hunt the monster, putting yourself at huge risk and maybe even die in some stinky cavern nobody heard of and noone cares about.... And then, when you go to collect your reward, its not really much, it barely pays medication if you were hurt, they try to give you less, refuse to give you anything, or even ride a pitchfork through your back, even though you have just tried to help them.
Witchers have all rights to be bitter pricks

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>>376119981
Precisely. Loved when Yen and Margarita started acting like whores so much that little Ciri was disgusted by them and later ran away.

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>>376119901

>hey there geralt, you thexy thilly boy, don't forget to vithit your friend durden whenever you need a thexy new outfit. meow!

>>376122279
>Takes a comic relief character during a meme quest all about backtracking dandelion's shenanigans as serious.

>>376111769

they didn't came up with it, it's a well known joke in poland

>>376119901
Chad's upset again. Had another fight with Stacy?

>>376111153
I always thought Lambert was a bro,

like he and Gerbear have a 'I'm a dick to you, you're a dick to me" vibe going

hate how he sounds gay in Witcher 3 thought, he was a man's man in 1

>>376122974
>Implying chads that fight with stacies simply don't dont go out and get another stacy.
>Implying that chads post on /v/ in a thread about a character from a game.
>Implying he isn't just an obese 30yr old "aryan master race" neckbeard from /pol/, that loves to see the SJW/Cultural marxism boogeyman in every piece of human creativity that isn't titled "The Turner Diaries".

>>376111153
>tfw he cucks Geralt with Keira
Hurts

>>376111257
>cuckboi
he actually fucked Triss without Geralt knowing, nigga

>>376123604
>actually going for Keira
fag

>>376120082
the books in a nutshell desu