THIRTY SIX DAYS TO E3 YOU READ RIGHT, ONLY 36 (THIRTY SIX) DAYS

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>>376106963
>games are more than games

>>376106963
>predictions
Shit
There might be that one or two game that makes me hyped for a few days but then I realise it's also shit.
E3 is a fucking joke.

>>376107064
And yet come E3 week 98% of the threads on /v/ will be E3 threads, keep being a contrarian edgy faggot desperate to fit in though.

Golden Sun and Animal Crossing

WHO CARES
six new games that will be out in 2018 if we are lucky
and will be downgraded before then

>>376107145
He's right though. E3 is shit and only worth watching for the fuckups and cringe shit. Oh and the comfy stream with /v/.
People who unironically get hype for it are newfags from other sites that flood this place around E3.

>>376106963
Pokemon pearl/diamond remake

>>376106963

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga DX

>>376107234
>newfags
Found the summer kiddie trying to desperately fit in on /v/.

>>376107352
t. newfag who doesn't even try to fit in

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>>376107352
>waah why won't /v/ like the things I like
>I know calling them newfags will work

>>376107392
>>376107509
Holy fucking irony.

>>376107578
I kno rite?
I'm so hype for the new Call of Duty and FIFA 18
I can't wait to see all the epic reaction videos of my favorite youtubers!

Halo 6 will capitalize on Halo 3 nostalgia with Chief and Arbiter fighting side by side.

RDR will get an absolute doctored bullshit trailer.

No Japanese company will announce anything of greater significance.

>>376106963
ape escape

Microsoft actually pulls off an interesting conference and gets everyone hyped for scorpio. They seem to be on the right track but I do have a small feeling they will fuck this up gigantically. They fucking need to do something to save their stance in the industry.

>>376106963
>watching 1.5 hour long commercials
E3 has been shit for years

>>376107683
No one gives a shit about western games faggot, E3 is hype because of the Japanese games that are shown there.

>>376107759
If Scorpio can run a meaningful amount of Xbone games in UHD, it should be quite fun.

>>376107810
This. 2010 was the last great one, and they've been getting more boring every year.

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>E3 has been shit for years
>/v/ still gets over 9000 hype for it every year

New Assassin's Creed.
Nothing much from Nintendo, but they'll still try to make the switch seem awesome.
Scorpio hype, with every game also being available on PC.

>>376107940
It's like Christmas
You know everything it's fake
You know the presents will suck
But you still look forward to it

>>376107940
To be fair, what people love isn't the show itself, but raving and ranting about it.
I love those days on /v/. Everyone gets together and bitches about the games, every little thing get torn apart and if something positive is shown people really go nuts.

But yeah, the show itself is boring as fuck these days.

>>376108010
>>376107940
what niggers? sony conference 2 years ago was god tier

>>376108060
lol no

Is it gonna work differently this year?
They said something about being open to the public, and homepage is just exhibit this, exhibit that. I want my conferences

>>376108010
This, and it helps that our expectations sink a little lower every time.

>>376108154
I think the times have changed and some conferences have been moved up a day. I've got no clue though I just wait for that time zone spreadsheet that always comes out every year.

>>376107940
>/v/ always says this
>they're wrong everytime

>>376107940
>Not wanting Todd to tell you sweet little lies
>Not being a girl in the crowd VERY excited over Elder Scrolls Online
m8

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who's already purchased their industrial sized lube for the ultimate star of the show?

>>376106963
Nintendo will be absolutely demolished in the graphical department by the third party developers on the switch itself, probably by almost a generation of difference..

>starting a new job on Monday
>haven't gone through any details of outstanding commitments I have in the future that I made before accepting
>might say I have a holiday booked for E3 week

It's my first time being a wagecuck during E3 and I don't want to miss anything, I love it every year with you faggots

>>376108105
youre a shitter then who has no soul

>>376108520
is she going to say fuck on stage trying to be edgy again?

>>376107940
I'm not looking forward to E3, I'm looking forward to E3 with /v/

DEATH STRANDING IS SILENT HILLS
THE REAL MGS5
KOJIMA WAS NEVER FIRED

IT'S ALL FOR REAL

>>376108774
kek

>>376106963
Can somebody explaing to me why were last PCgaming shows on e3 total boring shitshows?
Long as hell, no interesting games, AMD product placement.

Even Square Enix were better than this shit.

>>376108695
Yes, and she will use the word gamergate this time.

>>376108875
Because all the good PC games don't require a very powerful hardware, and the PCgamingshow is meant to sell high end cards, so all you get is ashes of benchmark and framecrysis 3

I just want the second RDR2 trailer.
Is that so hard R*?

>>376108920
How many times will Trump get mentioned on stage during the whole E3?

>>376108875
>Can somebody explaing to me why were last PCgaming shows on e3 total boring shitshows?

Because the PC gaming show is different to Sony and Microsoft in that it's not a meticulously manufactured corporate theatrical performance with probably millions put behind it to make it as appealing to the general public as possible. It was usually just talking about hardware, benchmarks or talks with game devs.

>>376109079
It will be pokemon ruby/sapphire levels of trumpeting.

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>>376109224

>>376109079
>"before we show you the trailer for this game, there's one thing I'd like to say"
>"we gave a preview of it to president Trump, and he HATED IT! enough said"
>people scream FUCK TRUMP WOHOO
>"now here's the trailer"
>*insert shitty cinematic SJW shit here*
>crowd explodes in cheers

>>376109224

kek

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>>376106963
Nintendo is going to dominate again

>>376106963
hoping that TaleLords show something new about the Bannerlord. or even a release date

Metroid's happening. Reggie's teased it for too long now.

>>376106963
id like a monster hunter and metroid announcement :)

>>376109797
>that face

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a release date.

I've got a very long wishlist

>Sony
Death Stranding trailer
Last of Us Part 2 trailer
Suckerpunch's new project gets revealed
Matterfall gameplay and release date
Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer that confirms its releasing early 2018
Dragon Quest XI global release date announcement
Spider-Man trailer and release date
Dreams trailer and release date
Pyre release date and trailer
DMC5 release date and trailer
PSN name changes

>Xbox
More Xbox ports to the Bone/W10 announced, including Crazy Taxi 3 and Jet Set Radio Future
W10 ports of Sunset Overdrive and the Master Chief Collection are announced
Age of Empires IV announced
Zoo Tycoon 1/2 HD announced
Update and release date news for Gigantic

>EA
Skate 4 is announced for all platforms
New SSX is announced for all platforms
Titanfall 2 update news that includes at least two new maps

>Ubisoft
New Rayman, 2D or 3D, announced with a trailer
Beyond Good and Evil 2 announced with a trailer
Far Cry 5 announcement with a neat setting shown off (Vietnam War, Wild West, Latin America during one of the myriad civil wars there, etc.)

>Nintendo
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3 announced
New Metroid game, 2d or 3d, announced
Sm4sh GOTY edition for Switch announced
Retro announce their new IP
Intelligent Systems announce a new panel de pon for Switch or 3DS
Super Mario Maker 2 announced for the Switch
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl remakes or a third version for SuMo announced for the Switch
Localisation announcements for 3DS games

>Bethesda
Dishonored 2 DLC announced
Doom gets a single player expansion announced
New Wolfenstein gets announced

>Nintendo shows another Super Mario Odyssey trailer
>it looks neat

I don't expect much else from anyone.

>>376106963
>predictions
Ill forget to watch it, then watch trailers after. Or go to a live screening and be bored out of my mind like last year.

>>376111925
Or alternatively:
>you remember to watch it
>the stream runs at an awful 144p resolution

>>376106963
a bunch of lies, hype train leaves the station with everyone on it headed straight for disappointment city, making a stop in Skepticism valley and one last stop at Leakedphotophatshowstheshittygraphicsville, your last chance to get off before you have to ride through the shitstorm

kingdom hearts 3 gameplay and release date
spiderman PS4 gameplay and release date
whatever the hell from software is working on

>>376112103
>the sad truth

>>376111720
>New SSX is announced for all platforms
Oh shit nigga I want this

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>>376107940
You watch it for the bad moments, not the good ones.

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>tfw you're waiting with $400 in hand just in case Nintendo manages to justify the Switch's existence
bring it

if any of you fags have art skills
>>376112741

>>376106963

Count on several of the games to have references if not entire storylines devoted to Trump and his political affiliates and how "evil" they are.

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>>376106963
>Microsoft
XBone Scorpio
All Scorpio's games will also be available for Win10
Games: Crackdown, Halo 6, Banjo-Threeie (who knows...), EA's DICE Star Wars Battlefront II 2017, Darksiders 3 (More gameplay).

>Sony
Sales, sales and more sales. Fucking dwarf man will appear again.
Lots of "Only on PS4 ALSO AVAILABLE ON PC games"
Games: Call of Duty WWII, the new Ninja Theory IP, Cuckold God of The Last of War, Shadow of War, and maybe, just maybe, something by Square Enix which is NOT FFVIIR or KHIII.

>Nintendo
I do seriously don't know what they're gonna announce, but from a conservative point of view, I think they're gonna throw in some rehashes and some excellent new 1st party IPs.

I think Nintendo will be the best one this year.
t. a sonybro

>>376113156
It seems that the word which comes from mixing sony with the n-word gets now autocorrected.

Wow.

>>376107710
>mfw people will fall for Halo's bullshit marketing again

E3 lol. Yeah, I'll be tuned into the Funhaus stream and laughing along with them

Remember that translator doing the splatoon 2 conference?