>ITT it is 100 years into the future
Hey guys, having trouble deciding what to do. I've been saving up for the past 2 years and I finally have enough to get a nextgen console, but I'm not sure what to get.
MntDew's Xbox Project Cool Ranch™ has the most games, but its cloud based distribution system might be too much for my data, I can barely afford my current plan as it is, and the soft drink based authentication feature might be too much for my insulin dosage, my buddy has it and he says he has to drink at least 15 cans before he can finish a session.
PS∞ does have the best exclusives, but I'm still $2200 short of being able to afford the GODLORDeLITE addition, and let's face it, getting the basic one is just a waste, I don't think I can handle being locked into 15 FPS, I'd rather have the ~25, I might be able to get a loan for it.
Has anyone been through the procedure for the new Nintendo's Pokemon Perma-AU implants? Are they that much of an upgrade from the Super Mario ones?
I mean, I would just go PC, WoW's latest expansion just came out, but other than that, PC gaming is dying.
What should I do?
I get it. You exaggerate the current trends to a comedic degree as if they'll still be around in 100 years.
>>376094664
This is funny. Let's laugh.
>>376093545
Even in your own personal 100-years-in-the-future fantasy, you're still beta testing for the master race?
Pathetic.
>>376094734
Agreed, we shall enjoy flights of fancy this day.
Consoles died 90 years ago, OP.
Everything is matrix-style VR gaming on PCs now.
I just want my self adjusting jackets desu
>>376093545
>He's poor
>He doesn't have FullDive VR Drive
lol gay
>WoW only just received its 45th expansion
>meanwhile EverQuest master race is on expansion #139
Plebs.
Yo dudes, I hear Mount & Blade Banner lord is right around the corner
>>376096034
Really? Finally, I can time travel to medieval age. Future sucks dick.
>tfw no gf
>>376096419
Gender doesnt exist anymore. Calling someone your gf is deeply insulting and in most cases can get you sued or worse.
>>376093545
>MntDew's Xbox Project Cool Ranch™
stopped reading right there
there's cynical, and then there's fucking stupid
>100 years into the future
>white people still exist