LMAO GUYS WHAT IF - HOLD ON A SECOND HERE - WHAT IF THE INNOCENT

WOAH. WHAT IF MARIO MUSHROOMS WERE ACTUALLY DRUGS AND BOWSER WAS FUCKING PEACH!

>>376084983
Why would you make this thread? Are you artistic?

>>376085085
He is aesthetic.

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>>376085064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0ZXo3ORqc

This keeps popping up in my recommended videos

WHAT IF TOM NOOK WAS A GREEDY CONMAN WHO IS PART OF THE MAFIA?

WHAT IF MARIO IS A COMMUNIST?

>>376084983

>Don't mind me, just pirating this projectile

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS IF

STICK WITH ME HERE

LINK FROM ZELDA ONLY COULD TALK IN THE SOUND EFFECTS HE MAKES IN THE GAME

Why do Nintendo games inspire this awful kind of humor anways?

>>376085064
WHAT IF MARIO WAS CUSSING ALL THE TIME, ABUSED PEACH ALL THE TIME AND WAS A TOTAL ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE?

LOL!

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>>376084983

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>>376084983

>>376085991
He's already Italian.

WHAT IF PEACH ATE A MUSHROOM BUT HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER

WHAT IF EVERY TIME MARIO BREAKS A BLOCK, HE KILLS A TOAD BECAUSE BOWSER HAD TURNED THE TOADS INTO BLOCKS AND MARIO IS ACTUALLY THE EVIL MURDERING PSYCHOPATH

>>376084983
LMAO GUYS WHAT IF, JUST WHAT IF, PALUTENA AND LUCINA WERE A LESBIAN COUPLE BASED ON THIS IMAGE?!

LOL!

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>>376086706
forgot pick fuck

>>376086551
DUDE

WHEN MARIO HITS THE BLOCK WITH HIS HEAD, HIS SKULL CRACKS AND BLOOD POURS OUT AND HE DIES

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WHY DOES THE WAR NEVER END

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>>376086706
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

>>376085085
He is athletic