Why is she so perfect?

idk you must tell me

>>376084228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzp6ge610c

Good character design. I bet I'd hate her if I actually played Overwatch.

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What did he mean by this?

>>376084382
wtf does that mean

>>376084228
This pig

>>376084439
doesn't bend the knee I think

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I want to punch her in the ass.

>>376084228
Too fat.

>>376084552
*fuck her in the ass

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>>376084683
*punch

>lol she's a gaemer just like us xxddx
>except she's kawaii
it makes me hate us more, they had to give her some over the top backstory
>best starcraft player
>a girl

>>376084228
I liked her until I saw her fart fetish vid where she lets out the most disgusting sounding fart ever in that outfit

>>376084683
butt punching is a form of fucking, just with a hand

>>376084751
yeah punch that ass with my dick

>>376085051
me

>>376084985
That was edited in you faggot.

>>376084751
Dva needs a bunny suit skin like that

>>376085734
i need a bunny outfit like that

>>376084146
>koreans
>perfect
ehehehe

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D.VA IS UGLY.

>>376086004
no shes not fag

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Just got her police uniform outfit, the madness is over for me.

Fucking stupid ass moba trash, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

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>>376086089
>don't want to fuck D.Va
>must be gay
You caught me! Oh wait, I still want to fuck Mercy, Tracer, Zarya and Widowmaker!

Maybe D.Va is just ugly?

>>376086240
>Zaria
No, you're definitely gay.

>>376086095
if you play again for two more weeks you'll get ten free loot boxes

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>>376084146
Why is her game so fucking expensive?

Its a F2P game with a 50 dollar pricetag slapped one

>>376086441
>actiblizzard
>marketing
>retarded consumers
pick all three

>>376086409

Unless a new skin comes out for my waifubait characters I won't budge.

They better have Mei's tit's popping out of a bunny suit if they want to force me to play that fucking game again.

>>376084296
I don't give a shit what anyone says. I'm 34 and find farts fucking hilarious, and that clip always makes me laugh.

It just sounds like a sad Donald Duck.

>>376084146
I'm gonna marry D.Va!

>>376087195
No shes mine

Best tits

>>376086838
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jN-YT-S0th0

>>376087296
What tits?

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>>376086240
>Zarya
Get a load of this faggot.

>>376087318
Louis speaks the truth. I mean, on a technical level, farts aren't funny. But on a sheer "what kind of silly noises can your body make" level, I can't think of anything better.

_____ this!

>>376087486
>Zarya
So, he likes thin women and muscular men?

Sounds kinda gay to meeee~

>>376086240
>zarya

>>376087790
He had a bit on one of his standups where he goes more in depth about it but I couldn't find it. That's basically the fist though, it's really just a funny, natural thing and literally everybody can relate to it.

>>376086315
>>376087486
>>376087901
>liking women that aren't as weak as you makes you gay
really makes you think

>>376087951
One of my greatest moments as a human being was dutch ovening my wife.

I caught a whiff of it and it was a legendary gasser.

She was pissed, and I laughed hysterically.

We divorced a year later.

I still feel like a winner.

>>376088227
I'm looking for someone to dump cum into, not spot me while I lift weights.

If I wanted to fuck someone who is ripped and muscular, I'd fuck a man.

>>376087951

On his show, there's a scene where, after a long tense time fighting with a "hack" comic, devolving into angry yelling and namecalling, the guy says "What, you're gonna tell me farts aren't funny?"
and he freezes up, his face goes red, he stops talking, he covers his face and starts weeping
and says, through the tears,
"They're so fucking funny"
"They're little toots, and they come out of your asshole, and they smell really bad"

it's pretty great to watch, The Road Pt. 2, I forget which season

>>376088449
>he doesn't like the snu snu

>>376088449

Fucking someone who is strong and powerful is about the most masculine thing there is

Large, powerful women submitting to me is my 10/10 fetish. I like 'em tall and angry

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>>376084146
I prefer the robot.

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>tfw you will never be in this scenario

>>376088449
>calls people gay for liking women who are /fit/
You don't lift weights faggot, the only weight you lift is your fatass

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>>376084846
>>best starcraft player
>>a girl

The best NA Starcraft player is a girl

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>>376088648
I've seen some shit...

>>376088930

its not scat...

>>376088648
I would, if it robot design wasn't so bland. exposed cockpits are fucking dumb

>>376088703
I never said being fit is a bad thing. I'm just not attracted to anyone who is shredded.

You like what you like. I don't give a shit. I'm just some douche online spouting off about his disdain for the look of muscular women.

Why does that bother you so much?

>>376088756
>scarlet
>a girl

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>Korean

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this is basically the kind of girl D.VA is based on

>>376088756
I mean girl (female) not girl (male)

>>376084228
there was this one clip of her sucking dick as quiet i that i couldn't stop jerking off to yet absolutely everything else of her is blech

>>376084228
>BRAAAP
*Oh yes. Quite pungent my dear*

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>>376089142

>>376089362
Looks like she has downs

>>376088756
>girl

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>>376084146
>literally korean
>perfect

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>>376085939
REEEEEEE GET OUT LOOTERS!

>>376089592
Fucking fantastic. Have a (You).

>>376089362
She has a nigger nose.

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>>376089362
what makes little asian twitch girls so popular and why do they only play MOBAs

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>>376089124
>>376089364
>>376089514
benis or no benis, would bang

>>376089826
yellow fever, mobas are easy to play and have a big audience. mix the two and you have a pretty easy recipe for success.

>>376089826
Asian+moba+tits=views
its that simple

>>376089826
>>376090274
>>376090406
>MOBA
they are called dota clones, MOBA is such a blanket term you can apply it to retarded fucking shit like mIRC and 4chan, because it's online multiplayer trash talking.

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>>376090406
>>376089826
i guess that makes sense

>>376090551
I believe the proper term is ASSFAGGOTS.

>>376084146
Why is OP such a fag?

>>376090551
fine fine, assfaggots

>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/

>>376090871
not happening

>>376090630
>>376090767
are you using reddit terminology ironically, or are you actual immigrants who think that's what we call them around here?

>>376091393
ASSFAGGOTS has been used on /v/ for years.

What is it about D.Va that awakens a man's instinct to breed?

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This is the best Dva cosplay

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>>376091510
yeah, "for years", are you forgetting that habbo hotel happened 11 years ago next month? everything after that point is from outside influences, or are bastardizations of actual 4chan OC instead of being unique OC created by original users. calling dota clones ASSFAGGOTS, despite the acronym being very accurate, is from the post-habbo era.

>>376092003
from the guy who says "dota clone" when dota wasn't even the first one. fuck off faggot.

>>376093037
>implying aeon of strife counts
lol it's barely the same thing, multiple lanes with AI minions and a central base are the only similarities

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>>376084146
Because she isn't real

>>376089142
Lol, haven't had a good laugh

I didn't think there would be idiots to actually draw this but it's tumblr

>>376093254
>they aren't similar
>only the multiple things that are extremely similar are similar

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>>376088698

>>376091393
ASSFAGGOTS has been a staple for /v/ for a long while

How the fuck would you even know its from reddit anyways redditfag?

>liking an obnoxious "us gamers" tier character character

When did /v/ waifu taste stoop so low?

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>>376084146
>gamer grrrrrl personality
>perfect
She is one of the more annoying characters.