How does this make you feel?

>>376073446
>and no sexually explicit content
So what's the point?

WHYS IT GOT THREE TIDDIES IN THE LOGO

WHYYYYYYY

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>>376073446
>no sexually explicit content

>>376073530
>>376073647
Valve doesn't allow AO rated games in their store.

>>376073446
It doesn't. Steam is already filled with crap.

>>376073446
Wet, the sexy empire did it already 20 years ago

>>376073446
I was hoping the money requirement has already stopped the LP bait games but apparently It can't

>>376073717
Hatred is AO

>>376073446
>3 tits

why

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RREEEE WHYY MUH PREMIUM PRISTINE STEAAAM STOOOP

tycooon

>>376073446
>Three tiddies
Grimsby.pg

>>376073597
>>376073978
Total Recall is a good movie.

>>376073961
Violence is fine, sex is not. Valve is American.

Seriously though, why three tits? It's not like there are three Os in Tycoon, they added an extra one for the sole purpose of having a third tit.

Is this game average at least?

>>376074335
Because someone watched Total Recall at an important turning point of their teenage life.

>>376074214
>>376073978
>>376073597
>>376074335
Two tits in the logo would be too familiar and explicit but three is exotic enough to not offend most people.

>>376074096
I'll ree if I want to, you alien emoji slut.

>>376074385
So did I but that doesn't mean I'll purposely misspell tycoon.

>>376074628
That's dumb and nonsensical, but somehow I can imagine that being the reason

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>>376073446
>no sexually explicit content

>>376074684
Apparently jacking off to Verhoeven films can fuck up your ability to spell. I know a guy who got it up to the Starship Troopers shower scene, went from an English PhD to illiterate overnight.

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I tried to make a porn. It was the single most stressful and financial draining thing I've ever done.

>>376075413
Tell us.

>>376075413
Was your ass hole sore ?

>>376075413
You can't just say that and then not elaborate you son of a bitch

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>>376073978
>>376073597
>>376074335
>>376074628
>>376074764
I FOUND THE REASON FOR THE THREE BOOBS.

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>Not calling it TyPoon
Dropped

>>376078763
>3 different tit sizes
Fucking why?

>>376073446

I really like management games, so I'll pirate this. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

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>>376076449
>>376078060

Spent more than a thousand on wigs, costumes, and camera equipment. Spent months trying to find 2 girls who weren't whales or chicken out. I finally find 2 girls, both were amateurs. Both were getting paid $950.

We start filming and the pink haired one looks like she wants to cry the whole time. I ask her if she needs a few minutes, she sucks it up and says she's good. Got about 10 minutes in and Pink hair has to eat the other girl's ass. She said she was willing to do that during the interview, but she looked like she wanted to puke the second she put her tongue in.

She got a few licks in and then hurled all over the other girl's ass. Other girl runs to the bathroom and hurls too. Pink hair is bawling that she's sorry. Other girl comes out of bathroom, throws uniform at me, and leaves.

I still paid crybaby 400 for trying and other girl 500. All in all, 5/10 would not recommend.

>>376080157
This is why you stick to 2D.

>>376073446
>no explicit content
whats the point

>>376080157
>paying them for nothing
what in the world

>>376080157
now you understand the mental trauma of doing porn, and the problems it causes.

#banporn #stopthejewmenace

>micromanaging your whores
>discovering your business can barely scrape by the $250 it takes to hire a whore to fuck on camera for a few hours (the guys do it for free)
>having to allocate funds for monthly STD tests to make sure your whores are clean
>you invested in really marketing one of your whores and then she reveals she's going back home to become a good christian wife and you're left with a room full of guys holding their cocks and no A+ grade whore to go down on them so you just make it a gay porn
>your scriptwriter goes on strike and you ask, "i had a scriptwriter?"

>>376080157
this is funny as fuck, my man
but why did you pay them anything?

>>376073446
is it a good game?

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>>376080157
>I still paid

>>376080157
anon my dick is 2 inches
do you think i can make it

>>376073446
>no sexually explicit content

into the fucking trash it goes

>>376080157
How long was the shoot suppose to be for 10 minutes of work to be 500dollars. Do you know why she was crying? Shaming her family?

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>>376073446
Kind of funny that we came full circle now to the old adult management/tycoon games from Amiga/early PC times like Biing and Lula.
Wonder how long until we see a modern version of General Custer and Sex Olympics.

>>376083046
Leisure Suit Larry for Steam when?

>>376080157
do you still have the footage?

>>376080750
>>376080970
>>376081154

Because they were "hired" I would imagine .
They showed up and did some work, so you have to compensate them something.
That's how it works.

>>376073446
>management sim
>no sexually explicit content
Trash! Might as well play a Russian game.

>>376073717
Wouldn't surprise me if the devs provide an uncensor patch. H games and pornographic VNs have been using a loophole for awhile now of censoring their game then linking an uncensor patch on the steam forum.

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>>376083362
I wonder if they would have sued.
Like "Your honor, we didn't finish the scene but i deserve some compensation for the rimjob i performed until i vomited on Plaintiff 2s ass".

>>376080157
What kind of person decides to have amateurs start with rimming? Are you fucking retarded? Should've done some light exhibitionism instead

>>376080157
why did you though it was a good idea in the first place, no one buys porn anymore, free homemade videos are the most popular, they feel more "real"

>>376083362
You do know lots of amateur porn is made with a budget of $0

>>376083939
yep, I would bet there's cases of that too

>>376084315
You do realize that everyone gets payed sooner or later right?
Or are you talking about homemade videos where no one is hired and instead they do it for fun?

Porn is degenerate white genocide. Those who consume it deserve to be shot.

>>376073446
We need a fucking Mexican Cartel Tycoon and a Brothel Tycoon and we'll have a Tycoon game of pretty much everything.

>>376083202
http://store.steampowered.com/app/231910/Leisure_Suit_Larry_in_the_Land_of_the_Lounge_Lizards_Reloaded/

>>376080913
Don't worry, the brits already by law ban porn sites so the youth doesn't get corrupted. More countries need their government to step in and ban degenerate websites so whites can remain free.

>>376084745
>People fucking outside their race of their own free will
>White Genocide
It's not the Jews fault that white eowmje don't want to sleep with you

>>376080157
>decide to browse /v/
>wind up reading a story about some Anon's failed porn shoot

This site always delivers.

>>376080157
Pretty sure you could make some bucks in japan with that shit

>>376084745
being a kissless jobless virgin is doing more for white genocide than actual white people who are having mixed babies. stfu

>>376073446

Why are there 3 tits in the title? Is that a reference to Total Recall?

>>376085261
I want a goblin tycoon where you and your pack of goblins raid villages and bring the women back to your cave to rape and make more goblins so you can raid bigger villages and make your way up to raiding kingdoms.

>>376086470
Plus knock-off Wonder Woman. >>376078763

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>Porn game
>But with no porn
Where have I heard that before?

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>>376073446
>dating sim about the UK
>most characters are darkies

kek

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>376080929
>so you just make it a gay porn
>your scriptwriter goes on strike and you ask, "i had a scriptwriter?"
My sides

Just like Bloody Boobs, a quick cash grab for anyone thinking with their dick.

I guess that at least gives you a character model to fap to...

>>376086563
Why not a Demon Army tycoon where you manage between packs of goblins, hoards of Orcs, swarms of gargoyles and strategically place tentacle monsters.

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>>376086758

>>376080157
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP WHEN YOU USE THIS FOR A CRINGE THREAD PLEASE!

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>>376080157

tell me more

>>376080157
>She got a few licks in and then hurled all over the other girl's ass.
I can empathize, the one time I tried doing ass-worship stuff I almost had to stop because the smell was ruining my boner. It wasn't like she was dirty or anything either, assholes are just really fucking smelly. Couldn't imagine tongue punching fartbox.

It was hot seeing all the lipstick left behind on her ass cheeks, probably the only thing keeping me semi-aroused.

>>376087025

I hate this bitch's face.

Please stop posting this image.

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>>376088554

>>376080157
I'm inclined to believe this story

>>376080750
>>376080970

I got guilt tripped by the girl who got puked on.

>>376081671

at least 40 minutes. I figured she was desperate, which is why I payed her some.

>>376083267

Nothing. No video, no pictures.

>>376084097

They said they were done with that, so I figured why not.

>>376084304

It was cosplay and I'm pretty sure there's not a lot of rimjob in that category.

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>>376088554
close your eyes then you cuck

>>376074216
>tfw Total Recall is a totally valid discussion on human identity and perception of reality but people only remember it as a goofy schwarzenegger movie with a three-titted lady in it
It's a good movie though.

>>376079082
Most boobs don't grow as evenly as you think.

So have uncensored patch or not ?

>>376086069
This, you should've paid them fully and find some nip or german to sell that shit. You might lose even more money, but it would look at least funny in retrospect.

>>376089307
How could you not save the footage, this sounds priceless.

>>376088493
Why were you wearing lipstick?

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>>376073597
progress you bigot

reminder that the japanese porn industry is desperate for male actors, who are outnumbered by the female actors by like 200 to 1

>>376092083

that's because you have to work for the yakuza or something.

>>376089530
>evenly
>an odd number
I GET IT YOU WHORE

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>>376080157
>still paying them

Pretty good, I was waiting for it to come out of Early Access.
I've always wanted a good management sim about buying and selling sex that is as in-depth and autistic as possible. Like Football Manager but with whores and cameras. I'll try out any game that gets close to that.
Free Cities is great but there's very little marketing aspects to it and that's an important factor that I want to have to deal with.

>>376080157
I fucking love rape, mindbreaking and NTR but mouth to ass makes me sick.

What the hell, anon? Asses look nice from afar but you do need to remember shit does come from there and not everyone likes that.

>>376073446
Is it an actual interesting number grinding sim?

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>>376080157
They didnt deserve payment and that footage is worth something

>>376094129
ass to mouth isn't rimming idiot

>>376095207
Nobody said anything about ass to mouth.
He said "mouth to ass."
Completely different thing.

>no explicit content

Why would any fucking person in their right mind buy this

>>376080157
I'd like to see this video.

>>376095702
Same reason people buy Football Manager even though you don't actually play the matches or have Fantasy Football Leagues.
Spreadsheets are fun.

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Seems legit.

>tycoon games

once you've played one you've literally played them all

>>376080157
There's a ton of videos on youtube from professionals talking about how hard it actually is to do porn, why would you subject yourself to that pain?

>>376073889
Yeah alot of people are going to want to watch a fucking business management game. Are you mentally challenged?

>>376073446
Why are there 3 o's in the logo? A pair of tits would be good.

>>376078763
That just raised more questions

>>376095596
ass to ass is fine
mouth to mouth is fine
but if you go mouth to ass or ass to mouth it isn't fine

mouths and asses just don't mix

>>376088493
Wow you had a bad experience man and I am sorry.
I was into some weird shit at one point and what I wanted was to fuck a chick dressed as a french maid and fuck all over her holes.
So I hired a high class hooker, and said I wanted the works, cost a bit but fuck it I wanted it.
So she comes in, she showers and gets ready and comes out in her maid outfit and it is rocking.
I get to eating her ass and I swear to god her ass tasted like pineapple, she must have used some cream or an enema or something because that ass tasted like Pineapple and I could not get enough of her ass.
I then went to taste her pussy and it tasted like banana.
That bitch was a tropical desert and I enjoyed going hawaiin on that ass.

>>376073446
game sucks, especially the UI.

>>376091659
Was she high?
Didn't even fight back at all

>>376097342
>game sucks
Be more specific.

>>376097468
Honestly mate she was probably scared out of her mind.

>>376097468
The fuck was she gonna do in that situation?

>>376097468
fight back with what? dude had a knife and is taller and stronger than him, why provoke him?

>>376097739
release some power of "feminism"? make the robber feel guilty for being a man or something, i don't know.

>>376097961
>the robber
Anon, I...

>>376098086
Finish your sentence retard is that meant to be a black jokw?

>>376084304
>no one buys porn anymore

So you think all this shit ton of professional porn is done for charity?

>>376097291
You ate a prostitutes asshole?

The fuck is wrong with you

>Twitch already banned it

Why they such cucks?

>>376086764
Never got allowed into uni anon?

>>376073446
This is shit.
Any recommended management sims?

>>376099392
>all this shit ton of professional porn
which ones? where?

all that I use are sites like pornhub, tube8, xvideos, redtube

>>376099902
Son are you underage? Where do you think the porn there fucking comes from?

>which ones? where?

How the fuck is this even a question? Hundreds of professional porn shoots get released every week

>>376099902
yeah and one company owns almost all those tube sites as well as most of the porn production companies

>>376100028
>This intense buyer's remorse

>no sexually explicit content
As if that's a plus, when will we stop being treated as though we are children?
I want my games to fully represent the depravity of the human mind.

>>376100104
You MUST be underage. I never bought porn but I've thankful for everyone who does. They are literally paying for your pleasure. If no one bought it and bought it enough then it would not be made.

except those faggots that support scammers on Patreon, they are literally dragging things down

>>376073446

I'm surprised /v/ isn't heralding it as the greatest game of this generation, it and Hatred are fighting back against oppressive SJWs and Nintendo censoring!

>>376100551
Fuck off shill

>>376097153

Don't mix? Nigga, mouth and ass are literally two ends of the same tube

>>376100836
Except one is for putting food in and the other is for pooping food out.

>>376100836
Only a dumb nigger would make this connection, do you kiss your mum's lower mouth?

>>376100920

Yet both are perfect for consuming alcohol.

I win again bitch.

>>376100937
Of course I don't have a job I want to be a good man and I don't have a problem with me and I don't know what I want to do with my life and I don't have to be a good person and I don't have to be a good person and I don't have a problem with my friends and I don't have to work for me to work for you and I don't have to be a good person and I don't have a problem with my friends and I don't have to work for me to work for you and I don't have to be a good person and I don't have a problem with my friends and I don't have to work for me to work for you and I don't have to be a good person and I don't have

>>376073446
>westernized faces
dropped

>>376100829
Shill for what you fucking mongoloid? There are hundreds of porn companies.

Are you underage AND retarded?

>>376101172
You can't fool me, jew, I am not buying your stupid interracial pornography and you can't guilt me into it.

>>376101308
But David, you are a jew.

>>376080157
Where do you live m8? I would think if you lived in an area like California, New York, or some cultural hub you could find some wanna be actors quickly.

>>376080157
>We start filming
I'm interested more on how you managed your crew, location and equipments. How much does those cost?

I wish we had more porn games with actual gameplay

>>376089307
>no video or pictures

you paid them too much for the job. $200 for their time each. They agreed to provide you with content and material and they didn't have the stomach for it. Fuck, you could have gotten away with telling them they're not going to get paid.

>>376073446
Lewd

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Pick your girl.

>>376102042
Hear hear.
It's always some half ass'd shit where the porn isn't even part of the game but more of a cutscene.
I just want a skyrim+sexlab kind of game that doesn't crash or have shitty animations 24/7.

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>>376080157
>I still paid them
Even when filming porn Anon finds a way to be a turbo beta.

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>>376103259
No thanks

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>>376103259
>Number sixteen
>Girl
You're beautiful

>>376073597

Three tits? That's awesome.

>>376103259
47 looks like the girl for me.

>>376103259
they all look like shit, maybe 41

>>376103259
Now I remember why I only play Nip porn games.

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>>376103869
>>376104296
>>376104342
The last number of your post is the guy she has to do a porno with.

>>376103259
>three boobs
is this set in the total recall universe?

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>>376080157

Decide to start doing webcam shows with this grill I know; she looks like your typical 'Girl Next Door' she says nothing but is reading what the guys are telling her.

I tell them she's super shy and ask what I should do to her; they all say different things, I tell them to come to a consensus or the person who tips the most gets to decide what I do to her first.

$200 in less than 5 minutes for me to bend her over and eat her ass.

Porn videos are deader than dead.

Cam shows put the viewer in charge and if you know how to work the crowd and have a plant in the chat room to start tipping which causes the other guys to start tipping, you can easily make hundreds of dollars.

You went to extreme too quickly with girls who have zero experience. What the fuck did you expect to happen?

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>>376074274
Wouldn't that technically mean we COULD get the original Manhunt 2 on PC? It got an AO and was censored. It's violence so it should be ok.

>>376102009

>Crew

Why do you need a crew for your first ever shoot?

>Location?

My or hers bedroom.

>Equipment?

Logitech 1080p webcam for $70 bucks.

You keep your overheard as low a fucking possible and do camshows.

>>376104605
Iron pill?

>>376103259
>>376103869
6 I guess.

>>376104605
Great. The fictional girl I picked also gets blacked.

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>>376080157
You do understand that shit of them puking and basically being scared and pathetic would've drawn in the actual crowd that buys porn and would pay insane amounts of money for it?
If you have the footage you can still use it for some sick perverted site, it's a really good idea and there's a huge market for disgusting filth
>porngonewrong.com
there an idea

>>376103259
let use see

>>376104168
Good taste in movies.

>>376089307
>Nothing. No video, no pictures.
You are either lying or one of the most retarded human beings on the planet.

>>376104605
18 and 19 are literally the same person.

>kids these days don't even remember Lula

Shaking my head

>>376073446
this is the future you chose

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>>376080157
>be a worthless girl
>be even more worthless at the one thing you're meant to do, spreading your legs
>get paid 500 dollars for fucking up

>>376089307
>I got guilt tripped by the girl who got puked on.
Why? That's not how any job works unless you're famous. You get paid after the job is done. If the job isn't done you don't get paid.

>>376080157
Jesus Christ, that's depressing.
Why are women so incompetent at everything?
I'm starting to think female pornstars deserve more praise than the average female. At least most of them are good at their job.

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>>376073446
I wouldn't care

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>>376080913
There are plenty of women who are into having lots of sex and don't mind being filmed. They are the ones who should be doing porn. Just like there are people who are into standing on stage to tell jokes. If you aren't into either you're most certainly gonna have a bad time. You can learn to like both though.

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>>376073446
>and no sexually explicit content

>>376084304
>no one buys porn anymore

In Japan people generally still pay.
Which is why most of the worthwhile porn comes from there these days.

>>376106324
>stage comedian live porn
I'm not sure how I feel about this

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>>>376073446 (OP)
>>and no sexually explicit content


It's not that I was expecting any but why are they phrasing that like it's a selling point?

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>Name player character/manager Seth Goldstein
>Only cast blonde women with big black men
>Create my own knockoff BLACKED series

If it's less than 20 bucks, and plays well, I could maybe squeeze some fun and a couple laughs out of it. There better be midgets

Where are the feminists when you need them

>>376073446
Can you give aids to your girls?

>>376083362
That's not how a contract works. They were hired to do a job and didn't do it meaning they not only don't get paid but they're liable for all expenses used on their dumb arses. Unless he didn't get them to sign anything in which case he deserves to lose his money.

>>376073446
>Three boobs

ya fucked it

>>376089307
>They said they were done with that, so I figured why not.

If I tell a guy Im down with repairing a space shuttle that doesn't mean Im going to be able to do it in crunch time.

>>376091659
what the fuck? did he stab her and she didnt even move?

I planned on making porn too. But it was difficult convincing my wife to fuck the black dude I hired.

>>376107150
Slip her 6mg of Xanax, she won't remember a thing!

>>376073446
>mod support
oh boy this is gonna get gud

>>376105096
Technically yes, if valve allows it and Rockstar is willing to ignore the "rage" that will come from it

>>376089307
You should have sold the footage. Might have been better than whatever shit you were planning in the first place.

How is the game anyway? Any good for some silly laughs?