111 Badasses Damn....

Ask me, a battleborn player, anything.

>>376072457
are you special

>>376072584
I have aspergers, but that's it.

>>376071830
Randy Bo-Bandy

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>>376072457
Why do you still play the game?
Also how long does it take to find a match?

>>376072457
Why do you continue to work for Randy despite him being an incompetent manchild who spends his time arguing with people on social media?

He IS paying you to play this, right?

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>>376071830
Borderlands 3 is our last chance, you subhuman pieces of shit BETTER FUCKING BUY IT OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANOTHER DUKE NUKEM GAME, BULLETSTORM OR COLONIAL MARINES SEQUEL EVER.

>>376072734
It's more of a thing where I get my group of friends and we just play together. But normally searching takes about 30-45 minutes or so.

>>376072854
What do you play while you wait?

>>376072916
I prep the bull for my fatass wife and watch him go to work on her.

>>376072835
I just love the game man, my favorite hero is Montana in all seriousness. He has some pretty funny memes, he says stuff like "you mad?" and shit

>>376072916
I play breath of the wild on my nintendo switch

>>376072850
I don't want any of those things Randy.
Maybe that Brothers in Arms game you announced and never actually made.

>>376071830
how many people are playing your game atm?

>>376072850
I still don't know what the hell he was thinking with that Bulletstorm remaster.

>niche game that people only remember because it came with a Gears of War beta or the high schooler tier dialogue, albeit a fun game
>Xbox 360 and PS3 copies are five bucks or less almost everything, PC physical copies around the same, if you're willing to deal with GFWL

>Randy comes along, presumably because the IP is worth jack shit
>Doesn't change a damn thing about the game, except for a Duke Nukem skin for the MC, not changing the lip sync or any of the other character dialogue because HAHA ITS WACKY
>60 FUCKING DOLLARS
>And to top it all off, Randy and company are self publishing the thing

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>>376073083
Randy isn't making another Brothers in Arms game until people mass boycott COD WWII for stealing its art.

>>376073084
Take a look bitch.

http://steamcharts.com/app/578080

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>>376071830
I honestly wish Battleborn would have killed Overwatch. Blizzard is a terrible company and deserves it.

>>376074190

From having a couple close friend who worked at Gearbox tell me stories, I think you're wrong.

This lines up exactly with the type of dumb shit Randy would do. Also not 100% sure, but I was told for Battleborn they would push ideas as great that they knew were shit just to sabotage the game.

Randy is always this big of a cunt, on twitter, in person, to his employees. Guy needs to lose all his money.

>>376074190
Here are some things they shoud have done to have a chance

>tell people the actual genre
>don't go into battles you know you will loose
>don't make a game fullprice with(!) mircotransactions and dlc's to buy. When your oppenent is making it cheaper and better
>don't fill the fucking ui like an idiot.

>>376074420
>Personally wishing that somebody loses money and has a worse quality of life

Edgy

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>>376074526
>tell people the actual genre

Are people too retarded to understand what he meant by this tweet?

>>376074531

This is a man who came into a room of freshly hired people just getting into the development scene and said, "Well, look at all these new faces! You're all replaceable and don't matter, keep that in mind." As a joke.

As like a wink wink, nudge nudge joke. No one took it like that because Randy is a fucking retard.

There's multiple occasions of things like this happening. He earnestly deserves to go through some strife.

>>376074759
He forgot to include 'badass', that's why nobody understood.

>>376074759
Anon until I saw a gameplay video some months ago I thought it was something like tf2, while it was a moba?

>>376075094
Yes

>>376075968
Now tell me why should a moba, which competitors are lol, dota, smite, try to have a battle with tf2, csgo or other team based fps

>>376076450
Name one other FPS game with MOBA elements. That's right. You can't.

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>>376072457
Are your initials, by any chance, R.P?

Does your first name rhyme with "candy"?

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Who's your favorite hero in Battleborn?

>>376076698
Moonman

>>376076698
That looks so fucking retarded.

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>>376071830
NEVER GIVE UP!!!

>>376076917
Fuck you nigga it's BADASS

>>376076596
You mean smite and paragon?

Even so, they shouldn't started this whole 'battleborn vs overwatch' shit. Because of that people thought 'oh dude overwatch won fuck battleborn' and they got even less people

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>>376071830

>>376076970
Neither of those are FPS

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>>376072980

This is actually good bait.

8/10 genuinely impressed.

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>spend millions on this game
>it flops
>no money left to make BL3

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>How to advertise your competitor and cost your company millions with a single tweet

>>376074190
Blizzard might make what you think are shitty cashgrab games that exploit people with a weak hold on their wallets, but at least they aren't a company that actually stole money from another company.

>>376074531
Oh, shut the fuck up you limp-wristed faggot.

>>376077064
They will just contract with another company to make a game and outsource it for pennies on the dollar. It worked for them before.

>>376077196
Social media was a mistake.
It's almost expected to completely buttfuck you or your company's reputation with infamous twitter post screenshots in modern times.

>>376071830
reposting because I posted it at the end of the last battleborn thread.

>Co-worker of mine that I worked with the majority of 2015-2016 passed away 2 months after I quit my job to go back to college for grad school
>Guy wanted to buy Overwatch but couldn't afford it
>Co-worker in a different department of the store bought him Battleborn for the PS4 because they wanted him to play with them
>from time to time he would tell me about how the game was alright but honestly he just wanted to try Overwatch
>He even went and told me about how he watches anime and Attack on Titan was one of his favorites and that he was excited for season 2 but that he doesn't talk about it much because he's 30 years old and didn't want people to judge him
>died from impacted stool causing constipation that lasted for a week or so before he was hospitalized and died to shock when he was in surgery to remove a large chunk of his colon.
Attack on Titan S2 started airing recently, and Overwatch it fixing to have it's first anniversary. You were a good man Chris, I know wherever you are right now they probably have Overwatch. God Speed mate.

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How much did this game really sell? You always see photos of discounted sealed ps4 copies and such.

>>376077196
haha come at me bro dis game is da BOMB!

*le Obama mic drop*

>>376077639
just a reminder that social media is fucking cancer, and it's the reason why companies are starting to wrap their fingers around the throat of the internet centralizing traffic to a handful of sites to push agenda and advertisement until they have full control over the only alternative source of entertainment that they have very little control over.

>>376076698
So what does he do with his arm when he's not standing in a white void?

What games have the lowest player count?

http://steamcharts.com/app/17020

http://steamcharts.com/app/227700#1y

>>376078278
he holds it up

>>376072854
Thats outrageously long.

>>376073228
He wanted to milk Bulletstorm's tits, just like with Duke Nukem with World Tour. Speaking of Gearbox what the fuck is up with their self publishing, they only sell overpriced ports and thats it.

>>376078278
He clips his arm into the ground.

>>376078080
and in b4 "lol how come he didn't get it checked out" or "lol constipation can't kill mate"

He was living paycheck to paycheck at a shitty apartment complex and couldn't afford to go to a doctor for what seemed to just be constipation. Not to mention due to his low income and his lack of skill in the kitchen, he pretty much lived off of fast food. He couldn't even afford a decent game. By the time he got hospitalized it was too late.

>>376078292

http://steamcharts.com/app/324810

>>376078427
http://steamcharts.com/app/328070

>>376077417
Sega was making shit up there.

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>>376078386
>die from constipation because you can't afford health care
or
>kill yourself a year later thanks to the crippling debt you are now in from the emergency surgery
God Bless America.

>>376078972
Or just don't be a fucking poor person

There are literally more people on Halo Reach, an almost 10 year old age, at any given time. I've seen it go between 1 and 3 thousand players depending on the time of day lately.

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>>376078936
>Peak all time players
>10
>1 0
>FUCKING TEN PEOPLE

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Do you think Benedict could take 111 dicks?

>>376074794
>>376074420
more stories, if you got them

>>376078921
Fuck off Randy nobody believes you after your card game with Gaben

>>376079089
Gabe should have played better.

>>376078972
or Europoor 3rd option
>apply for medical care then get laughed out of office for complaining about constipation
>die later

>>376078292
http://steamcharts.com/app/282900
http://steamcharts.com/app/223100

Battleborn has done so poorly it only has 20 more people playing it compared to fucking Neptunia, something made with a super low budget. More people are playing fucking Homefront on top of that.

I wish this game did well.. http://steamcharts.com/app/327070

It's actually not so bad for a small dev team

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>>376078936
>January 2017
>avg. players: 0.1
>% gain: +970.10%

Wonderful.

>>376073083
The one that looked like shit that was revealed at E3?
It had cartoony characters n shiet.
That one looked like ass. Hell's Highway was bad in many aspects compared to Road to Hill 30 and Earned in Blood. The series was going down anyways. Might as well let it rest in peace.

>>376079158
They made another Homefront? What the fuck?

>>376078936
you have numbers for iphone sales

didnt he make that shit as an iphone game?

>>376079019
Can you play reach on the xbone?

>>376079018
>t. mommy/daddy welfare recipient

>>376078936
>peak
>ten
I could literally make a poorly coded twenty second platformer, post it on /v/ and get more players.

>>376079235
It also had significantly lower reviews at launch than Battleborn did. Its fucking ironic.

>>376079259
Yes, and I'm 99% sure that is the reason the multiplayer is surprisingly active. They also fixed the framerate issues, it runs just like it does on actual 360 hardware now.

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>tfw the dumb multiplayer game you made in your spare time for fun with no budget has the same player count

http://steamcharts.com/app/346120

hows that game coming along /v/? if a dumbass like me can beat randy, so can you

>>376077639
just don't use soc media, ez

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What I don't get is why they didn't just run with the smae idea but make it borderlands. the game probably would've been 10x more successful ( not really a difficult feat ) if they had.

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>>376078936
>nobody's played it for almost 3 months

>>376071830
I don't know if a hundred people left or if it had zero playing would be sadder.
I mean, how desperate do you have to be to have not given up on it, to wait for probably an hour for a single match to queue up to play with the same people you've probably played with the last five hundred games?
Do they just hate blizzard that much?

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What a badass.

>>376079330
Thanks, i'll give it a go.
>>376079341
I'm fucking awful at math

>>376078936
why would a womanlet need a monitor this big

>more people take the time to shitpost about battleborn on /v/ than play it on steam
its getting kinda pathetic to be honest, soon it will be completely dead and the only people still talking about it will be /v/'s dedicated anti-gearbox shitpost brigade. Randy is gonna die and a bunch of anons are going to crash his funeral screaming "badass lol remember battleborn?" but they will be literally the only people that do.

>>376072850
If Borderlands has to die so these people will go out of business forever, then it's a sacrifice I'm happy to see.

>>376078936
wow... so this is the power of misogyny and bigotry...

>>376078386
>Not to mention due to his low income and his lack of skill in the kitchen, he pretty much lived off of fast food.
>le "black people unhealthy cuz de cant affode healthy food so dey go to mcdonalds" meme
A pound of ground beef is 3 dollars. An onion is 30 cents. A green bell pepper is 50 cents.

There you go, a meal and a half for 4 dollars that's healthy and delicious. Fast food is expensive as shit, I don't understand what people mean when they say they can't afford to cook real food.

>>376071830
source?

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>>376073083
>Maybe that Brothers in Arms game you announced and never actually made.
Furious 4? That Inglorious Basterds ripoff?

Fuck no, that game can stay dead for all I care. What we need is the ACTUAL sequel to Brothers in Arms, where Baker and his squad is in Bastogne fighting in the Battle of the Bulge.

ITS BEEN 9 FUCKING YEARS RANDY

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

>>376080953
Games with an all white male cast are problematic for a progressive company like Gearbox

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>>376080953
>you now realize randy cancelled furious 4 because of the fan backlash, and used the same concept to make Battleborn instead

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>>376079341
>randoms anons in /v/ make games as succesful as Battleborn

>>376078278
his arms actually not that big its just close to the camera

>>376078936
70 k twitter followers. How is it possible there has only been 10 people playing the game max at any given time?

>>376081343
Season 2 when, fucking frogs

>>376071830
If I play this game will I become a badass?

>>376072850
He's too similar to Todd for this to take off. He has to be a smug reverse psychologist that pretends his game is only for enlightened liberals who respect women, then have him get progressively more desperate once nobody buys his games