Cole Phelps did nothing wrong. NOTHING WRONG!

This game was amazing. The amount of detail is just staggering. Every interior is like a meticulous diorama. Most of the stuff you simply just pass or drive by but there's still so much detail.

Cole is /ourguy/ for that jew scene alone

Adultery is a sin

>[X] Doubt

AND THEN YOU STOMPED HER

Seems like I made a mistake

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>>376064903
most redpilled game

>>376064790
It was maximum comfy. Going around crime scenes and questioning people was the best.

>>376064790
Yeah, it was pretty detailed for it's time. I know I took the time to explore LA. Too bad it the world was wasted. There was nothing worthwhile doing

>implying Bekowsky wasn't the best partner

1 of my fav games of all time. Prob 2nd fav behind oot. It was like playing a film or a tv show and I mean that in the best way possible

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>>376065163
What are some other redpilled games?

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>>376064664
>perfectly normal man
>suddenly he fucks another woman and his career falls apart
Honestly liked this game too.

>>376065048
YOU STOMPED HER FOR ALL THE YEARS YOU HAD TO TAKE IT, YOU STOMPED HER BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A WEAK FUCKING SISTER JACOB, GO AHEAD, TRY TO DENY IT

>>376065291
Rusty and Roy were the best

>>376065176

I love the slow, methodical pace of this game. There's just something so pleasing about it. I love how the run button is more like a very soft jog, and when Cole handles evidence, he very gingerly handles it with his fingers and very carefully places it back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2VLaoQMb8

>>376065416
>Roy

>>376065385

i was home in bed

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So is the game worth playing? Only thing I know about L.A. Noire is that clip where he said that Edgar's going to the gas chambers and it made me laugh.

>>376065316
All the terrible ones.

>>376065416

I like Herschel. it's cute how he starts out really disliking you, but as the story goes on you become friendly. I love when he backs you up when you interrogate leland

>>376064790

>LA Noire detective gameplay+GTA free roam

ROCKSTAR PLS

>>376064664
Except for the fact that he had an affair and was a shitty squad leader that got people killed. He also has tourettes and has random bursts of outrage throughout the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UuY196_euA

Is this the best original song ever in a game?

>>376065484
Looks like I made a mistake.

>>376065291
Roy Earle did nothing wrong

>>376065857
I don't even care about the OST, the radio songs are the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0UATkywJPc

>make a noir crime game
>instead of having a grizzled, alcoholic, cynical womanizer as the main character, you make a boring, self-righteous douchebag

love this fucking game. love it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ff1dt

>start the vice desk
>get cooler clothes, a cooler car, and the game is a bit more colorful

that was really cool

>>376066365
>gets demoted

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>>376064664

Cole "Code Four" Phelps deserves his own sequel set in New York

>>376064664

He was a shitty army officer

>>376066435
We need a sequel with Roy

>>376066140
>a boring, self-righteous douchebag
he's a fucking war criminal

>>376066484
He did the best he could with what he had. No one is perfect.

>>376066510
Yeah but only like 3 people in the game know it

>>376066484

STOP THE GOD DAMN SCREAMING

>cheats on his wife with an ugly german chick with a horrible voice that get abused by thugs and is probably a druggie
For what purpose, Cole?

I like ur aaaasss!

YOU SAID THE HOOUSE WOULD BE EMPTY

HOOOOW CAN AHH FIND PEEEEEEAAAACE?

>>376064664
At the time, adultery was a crime so technically he did.

>still no left leaning parasite.jpg

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>>376066140
>and make the grizzled, alcoholic, cynical womanizer your partner on the homicide desk

And to add to >>376066510
He is also an intellectual
And a terrible soldier
And an adulterer
And a shitty father
And an insufferable progressive (for the time)

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>>376066863

>>376064903
But he was purposely baiting because he knew the guy was sensitive to openly antisemitic remarks (and if I was a jew in 47, I would be too). I don't think he cared he was Jewish.

>inb4 gas chamber

Was actually a normal form of execution in California back in the day.

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>>376066951

PHELPS BADGE 1247

Forever engraved into my brain.

>>376066002
Well he was a gigantic asshole.

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>mfw leo from charmed shows up

Could you harm civilians in this game?

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>>376067063

>>376067148
yes

>>376067068
PUTTING YOU THROUGH NOW

>>376067189
I bet phone lady was hot.

>>376067068
How may I help you Detective?

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>>376067150

>>376067189
How can i help detective?

>>376067148
Yes, it's pretty fun to kill civilians by pushing them and using the ragdoll physics.

>>376067068
Operator give me R&I

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>>376067229

>>376064664
>We can put you into the gas chamber, Kalou.
Whoa, it really was a different time.

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>>376067309

>>376067316
Co-directed by Sam Raimi

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>>376067380

>>376066594
The problem was he wanted to do everything by the book, even when in situations that called for adapting.

>>376067316
>"You better tell me where you got this pot right now or I'm personally sending your porch sitting monkey ass back to the Congo, Jamal!"

The past was so strange.

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>>376067458

>>376066935
What's wrong with being an intellectual?

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>>376064664

>cheated on delicious titty monster wife with degenerate kraut junkie whore who gets blacked when she's not on stage

>>376067316
Cali executed everyone via gas chamber until the late 70s.

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>>376065163

This game was based as fuck. It would have gotten automatic horrible reviews if it came out today.

>>376067502
Should be Pedro, Mexicans were the crime-oriented non white group back in the day. Blacks committed relatively little crime before the welfare act destroyed what previously was one of the tightest-knit communities.

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>>376067619

>>376067734
Could be worse, France was still killing people with the fucking guillotine in the 70s

>>376067930

Thanks, democrats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qnRv-fuxQ

>>376068349
Really? Didn't know that. Hardcore as fuck.

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>>376064664
So who fucking did it in the Golden Butterfly case?
The husband probably did it since he had a motive, the screaming the neighbor heard and was burning evidence, but the other guy had the jewelry and had access to the rope.

>>376068349
What ever happened to fun family friendly executions like the guillotine. It's something you should take your kids to see.

>>376068349
At least that kills so fast you can't even feel pain.

But really my point was he actually wasn't alluding to the Holocaust, it was just a coincidence.

>>376068821
yeah, the guillotine is still probably the best way to execute people, since it's painless but also fucked up enough that no one's in a hurry to do it

compare it to the lethal injection, which is super painful and expensive but looks 'clean' enough that some states hand it out like candy

>>376068943
the point of the guillotine is that it's painless and quick, so you could get more people through it faster

>>376068672
None of them, Garrett was the real killer.

>>376069032
yeah, I'm just talking in terms of modern optics

I bet that shit looked super humane when they first rolled it out

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>>376066863
dumping my collection

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>>376069032
It was also meant to represent true democratic equality. All people from king to peasant due the same way.

>>376067676
Always hated this part, it's probably the weakest link of the story.

Aside from that, I think this game is pretty underrated, I know it got great reviews when it came out but I honestly think it's very under-talked about. Such a unique and ambitious game, not perfect but it really stands out.

>>376064664
>A certain group of friends starts playing [game].
>Threads about that game starts popping up on /v/.
Hmmm

didn't he put like 3 innocent people on death row? Then cheated on his wife. And he was too retarded to escape a storm drain.

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>>376067752
>came out today
A lot happens in 6 years, huh?

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>>376069552

>>376069452
totally disagree it's classic noir. guy comes back from the war, disconnected from his wife, sleeps with the seductive bar singer who listens to his bullshit etc.

the only way it annoyed me was that as the player we were suddenly a piece of shit in our colleagues eyes and i took that personal dude i worked hard on those cases.

>>376069479
fuck off, it wasn't some cult classic that no one knew about. there have been once in a while threads since it came out.

>>376067752
>today

It got bad reviews when it came out. The company died.

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>>376069649

>>376069660

I dont get how suddenly some random bum fuck detective is the talk of the town becasue of it

>>376069516
Bobbin Threadbare already gave the perfect lp for it since he reviewed a different nor film at the end of every episode.

>>376069712
it killed the entire australian games industry iirc

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>>376067752
>Game set in an era where racism was rampant
>They actually depict it rather than pretending it never happened

Does modern Rockstar still have the balls to do that?

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>>376069726

>>376069668
I'm sure those almost daily Catherine threads were just a coincidence.

>>376069781
Meant for>>376069479

>>376069660
>totally disagree it's classic noir. guy comes back from the war, disconnected from his wife, sleeps with the seductive bar singer who listens to his bullshit etc.

this is true, but the story never really fleshes any of that out so it just comes out of nowhere and feels super rushed

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So /v/

What IS your shoesize hmm?

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>>376070000
Nines, I think

>>376069836
It was a Team Bondi game, A one hit wonder Australian developer that had to close down because someone in the company couldn't manage money worth shit. Also Rockstar hated them during development of L.A. Noire because they couldn't handle the banter.

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>>376066863

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>>376070116

>>376070000
11 and a half

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This is probably the best cameo/reference in vidya for me.

For those who don't know, the guy is based off the main character/VA's likeness from the The Getaway series back in the early 2000s, which some of the dev team were a part of at the time

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>>376070071
lyin about your baby feet huh?

Hope you enjoy jail faget

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>>376070310

>>376070103
>because someone in the company couldn't manage money worth shit.
The managers also ran the place like they were a slavedriver.

>>376069749
he was a returning war hero who made some serious arrests, his first beat partner knows his name and is impressed with him, then his perfect rep is smeared because he broke the law which also involved cheating on his devoted wife. word gets around you know?

>>376066935
But being a progressive is a plus.

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>>376070661
that's it boys

>>376070000
>>376070307
11 and a half also.

>>376070392
I don't care about commie issues.
Fire the whiners and hire new ones.

>>376070489
Back then yeah, society had some legit social grievances. Not so much now.

>>376070798
You sound like an absolute jew.

>>376070392
It's hard to take those claims as truth when people have a habit of exaggerating how bad their jobs are especially after being fired/let go.

>>376069712
The company died because they had terrible management. They spent 8 years working on LA Noire and got pretty much nowhere until Rockstar stepped in and kicked them into shape. During the long development Team Bondi would make staff work extended hours claiming for years on end that the game was "Just a few months from release, this is the final push" and it would all be worth it. Instead of giving pay rises to existing employees they just made new positions under them, doing the exact same work but for less pay. They burned through employees and new hires often had to spend months figuring out what their predecessors had been doing, slowing development further.

Even though they were lucky enough to get to work with Rockstar they burned all bridges by arguing with them over the game's creative direction. When the game finally released they had to cut two of the planned desks and got in trouble for leaving many of their former employees out of the credits.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2011-07-05-revealed-the-internal-emails-that-provoked-whistle-blowing-at-team-bondi-blog-entry

>>376070339
Neat

I really wanted to see Whore of the Orient come out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzlVkkAl2bA

>>376070339
This is some really esoteric shit

>>376064664
>completely meaningless family
>uncontrollable cheating scene

what a fucking joke, seriously.

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>>376071114
>>376071205
Probably one of the 3 people on /v/ who's played this

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good game

>>376071442
First time ever hearing of this. Was it good, at least?

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>>376071442
Make that four.

>>376071661
I thought it was shit. Never played Getaway: black monday but heard it was much better.

>>376071661
At the time. It was riding off the coat tails of GTA but it felt different enough to not be a clone. It's very clunky to play now but I loved the story and characters.

>>376071729
My man.

https://youtu.be/EKB074Vh75g

>>376070896
Being a sane entrepreneur, the people that made America what it is today, is Jewish now?

>investigate and supposedly solve a number of murder cases
>turns out it was all the same guy and all your previous arrests were wrong

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>>376064903
Cohen looked way better in the game than irl though

>Check on steam
>Still €30 for this 6 years later

>>376064664
i like your ass

>Phelps did nothing wrong
>died like a little shit in the sewers

The irony

>>376073534
He died as a form of redemption.

>>376070000
Size thirteens

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>>376066140
>>make a noir film
>>instead of having a grizzled, alcoholic, cynical womanizer as the main character, you make a boring, self-righteous douchebag

and it won the best picture Oscar.

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>That mission with the burnt up family
>That mission where the guy gets caught with the 13 year old girl in bed

>>376065001
Everybody sins, did he make up for it though

The fact we never see his wife makes it hard to care

>>376064664
I really wanted to like this game but the god damn sound cues and instant feedback if you made the right choice during the interviews or not was so annoying. Why can't they just keep shut and let me find out about it once the consequences hit me? I wish there would be a setting that turned all that stuff off

>>376065316
Deus Ex

X-FILES GAME IN THE STYLE OF LA NOIRE FUCKING WHEN

>>376065291
It's so sad when you meet him when you're a big boy up in Vice or whatever and they speak to each other so reluctantly..

>>376067068
Holy shit I put 1247 as my phone passcode like 3 years ago and had no idea where I came up with until now

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>>376072097
>tfw it was obvious from very early on that none of the suspects were guilty, but you couldn't do anything about it


Fuck Homicide. That desk was salvaged only by it's last case.

>>376071442
that game was great

>>376071442
I remember trading my rarest football card(UK) for this game and GTA San Andreas on PS2.

This game never worked ;_;

>>376066140
contrast between self-righteous protag and decaying immoral world he's forced to live in is god-tier setting
shame they ruined it with cole fucking elsa

>>376064664
Phelps' VA killed it in the final newspaper clip.

Shut your FUCKING mouth.

>>376066672
YOU'RE LYING MORGAN

>>376078107
No man is free from vices.

Chases were the greatest when you managed to not get juked out of your tires. Having your sidekick shoot out his wheels and curb the dude with sick car maneuvers was awesome. The pedestrians in that game had a fuckin deathwish and almost ran as fast as they could to get in your way.

Why was Cole Phelps crucified for sleeping with a German woman? his career and his life went to shit.

The demotion to arson gave you some fun little puzzles at least. Kind of. Like when the guy shows you how the heat thingamajig works, that was cool. also threatening the illegal immigrants at the fruit store.

>>376078896
WW2 my man.

>>376064664
he did
he got caught

>>376070000
Size 14.5 Men's. Also nice quads, detective.

My only wish is that you could have put some different clothes on Kelso. That outfit he wore was hideous.

>>376070000
>Only one person going nuts over the quads
Jesus i wonder if It's the large amount of newfags... some months ago people would've gone nuts over this shit, even if just a bit.

>>376080171
>Said the newfaggot that didn't know gets were primarily used to derail a thread.

>>376080303
Who gives a shit? Back when i joined people went bullhit over it every damn time, even if just to a small degree.
And most the times it didn't derailed jackshit to begin with.

>>376064664
Yes he did. He fucked a women who wasn't his wife.

Sequel when?
I'd be happy if Rockstar made a spiritual successor of either this game or Bully after they're done with RDR 2.

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>>376064664
He committed infidelity but other than I remember him being "a feckin' boyscout." Could have used an eyepatch or other visible reminder of the war.

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>it's another Rockstar game that kills off the protagonist arbitrarily episode

>retards still think rockstar were the ones who developed la noire.

>>376075001
>yfw the 13 year old girl actually liked it and wanted to keep fucking the guy cause he buys her stuff
>you will never have a 13 year old girl more than happy to fuck you if you just buy her some clothes

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>tfw no Jon Hamm in the game

you fuck young boys, Valdez?