MK8D /v/eekend

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Toadette.

Can we all agree to play Battle now?

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>>376063856
is a shit.

Is HUELEN10 here?

>>376063856
I wanna give her some cake!

>>376063786
>150cc tournament has a new code
for what purpose

no one in 150cc?

>>376063786
>New code

Which code?

>>376063856
Best girl

>>376063972
The old tournament was set up in a wrong manner and it sucked, hence why people fixed it earlier today

>>376063976
12/12 in this lobby here atm I think

>>376063972
Points werent being kept track of.

FUCK TRIPLE REDS

>>376063972
Because the old one's starting and ending times were completely whack.

Hell, it still wouldn't be starting until about 3 hours from now.

>>376064094
Can you not read? 150cc

>>376063786
I've gotta ask here, how the fuck do I beat the ghost on Wario Stadium? There are no fancy tricks except for one turn to boost across at the end, and the ghost uses it every time. This means if Wario gets ahead of me at any point I can't gain that ground back, and he always gets ahead by the end of the first lap.

4/12 200cc

Why a new code?

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1/12 battle

>>376064159
Drop your favorite build in favor of something more competitively viable, hug corners, etc etc.

I find I can easily beat the ghosts with sport bikes.

>>376064159
>when Wario gets ahead
Why aren't you playing the 200cc ghosts?

>>376064209
Read the damn thread

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>>376064247
2/12

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>game gives you nothing but boosts in 200cc tourney so you have to fight your own speed

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>people pick baby park and excite bike over real courses
Gas

>>376064524
>he can't compete in the gimmick hell of Baby Park
Pleb

>>376063941
>HUE
Who the fuck is that? Never seen them on /v/eekend, that's for sure.

>>376064247
>>376064446
COMING

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>>376064524
>namefags that post frogs

>>376064524
>hating excitebike

dumb wario driver

4/12 battle

Reminder that red shells are NOT OP.

All these courses suck

Namefag will finally soon be dethroned

>>376064351
You need to beat the 150cc ghost to get the gold tires.

>>376064271
I'm using a pretty gofast Morton.

Sometimes this game is just.. when you get hit by shit 3 or 4 times in a row and sent all the way back to like 9th place and you never make it out again because of constant item spam
fuck

This desert map is giving me PTSD
i've been hit by more shit then the last 5 maps combined.

8/12 BATTUL

>>376065060
Then git gud, I beat all the ghosts by like 4-12 seconds using fem villy.

>>376063786
Don't weekends start at saturday?

>>376065074
Item spam is only a thing in the lower placements because you get better items like 3 red shells, etc. It's not as bad when you get 1-4th place and that's an issue with the game is that it's harder to climb out of last place.

Gevalt I saw you going out of your way to the extreme side of the track to hit me with that star
That's pretty cheeky

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it's been fun. shame that I'm rusty.

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>accidentally pick an inward drifter

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>tfw getting the crown in the last 5 seconds
9/12 battle

>>376065496
I have a really hard time using normal drifters.

>>376065496
>Implying there aren't more maps that favor inward drift than there are that punish it, even though overall the maps are neutral

>>376065320
Yes but Fridays are something to celebrate

>>376063786
>not using the drawn one as the op
These zoomed in ops are awful

>get boomeranged
>get bomb-ombs
>still steal that konata looking motherfucker's spot
eat shit.

>>376065621
We just had that for last thread.
Got to switch them up a bit, anon.

>>376065592
I can't seem to be able to pickup coins for shit with inward.

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Ggs 150cc /v/. Was good fun.

Do red shells even lock on to people in balloon battle? Mine aren't doing shit

We battle now nigga

>>376065704
I would argue that a regular thread needs a consistent op
but can whoever made them at least not use that weird filter?

I'm in

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>>376065389
:^3.

>>376065786
Did u red shell a Koopa in the last lap by any chance

This is like reading a /vg/ thread, you should all be ashamed.

>>376065968
Yes. I am sorry.

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Rip 200cc

>letting the shit taste pedophile win

>candy is in battle

no fun allowed anymore

>>376066105
...isn't that a good thing compared to how needlessly toxic /v/ threads usually are?

1 away from joint first in balloon battle, and the worst part is I didn't get hit since I got sidelined

God I love the music on Big Blue so much

>>376066105
>no fun allowed
Fuck off

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>>376065896
I'd argue that it needs more.

Get inked

>>376066115
np, it was a funny even race against you

>>376066193
>toxic

Fuck off

I've been palying through the tournaments on 150cc, trying to 3 star them all.
I got stuck for a while on special cup, it seemed like on at least 1 of the four races I'd get hit by a blue shell/lightening on or after the last corner, has abyone else experienced this?
I kept playing so I guess it didn't stop me enjoying the game that much but after a point I felt like I was just playing a waiting game. My ability didn't really matter, because in every course I'd be in first place heading into the final bend and then it was just up to chance to blue shell me or not.

inward drifting a shit

>>376066232
Funny and good. You're an amazing Koopa, kept ahead of me despite being fat king koopa.

>1800 coins
>still no mr scooty
fuck, i just want my rosalina in a biker uniform

>>376066178
Inklings are teens!

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>>376066193
>toxic

>>376066385
use ATVs, waifufag

What are the requirements for the golden wheel? I don't really wanna bother with gyro more than necessary.

Had 20 coins 2 secs before the end and I got blasted

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>25 fucking coins
>see massive cluster fuck of coins ahead of me
>try and get some
>end up with 10 at the end
A tale of greed.

>>376066240
>>376066462
Forgive me for not finding all that idiotic console war crap entertaining.

>>376066487
>Implying I'm a waifufag for Rosalina rather than Mr Scooty
Dumbass

Was fun lads, gotta take a break now. More tomorrow

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>>376066224
MORE

>>376066493
Requires that you use gyro more than 60% of your total games. Both offline and online.

who /baby rosalina/ main here?

/here/

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>>376066638

>>376066674
Should I call the police or do you want to do it yourself?

Jesus Christ the Nintendo Wario Stadium ghost is fucking unrelentless
You are literally not allowed a single mistake holy shit

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>>376066674
Stop

>>376066640
Guess I'll have to live without it.

GOT EM

>>376066775
Didn't notice anything special about that one, but the Dolphin Shoals Wendy one was nasty until I too used something with good underwater speed

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>surround the one cell everyone's in
>it fucking works

>>376066487
>atv
nigga fuck off, buggybud and mr scooty are the best frames in the game.

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>caught trying to rescue the rest of my teammates
I HAVE FAILED

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>>376066674

>>376066871
That one tripped me up too

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Fuk u babylink

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>>376066638
m o r e

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>>376066835
This is what it would look like.

CANDY WINS AGAIN LOL

Exterminate all babyfags

>BOth RR and shine thief have been done recentl
Fuck, I never like the other three battle modes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hG_uedolio

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>>376067087

>>376063786
please do not start threads unless you're part of the discord.

I hope it was enjoyable to race agaisnt me as my first day, I was the Koopa

>>376067369
can you kill yourself?
thanks

>>376067369
link?

>>376067369
Please shut the fuck up

>>376067369
>expecting /v/ to condone circlejerking degeneracy

>>376067369
eat shit and die

If Heaven must create D.K. why must it also create Yellow Shy Guy?

Please don't tell me I pushed baby peach across the finish line...

>>376067369
Fuck you guys for ruining mario kart /v/eekends

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>>376067369

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>>376067614

>>376067657
hmm
something about this image doesn't seem right

>>376067191
that looks a lot nicer
still like the drawn version better

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>>376065060
Anon do you mean Nin Muzoho with 2:09.171?

I just beat it first try with a full standard kart. What's the issue?

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threadly reminder

We should have a list of confirmed discord shill fags so we can anal blast them with red shells at every opportunity

>>376067919
Just leave it anon. Keep on going as normal rather than make things worse.

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>>376067832
Fixed Isabelle.

>>376067832
>>376068040
I dislike Roy

I got mk8d as my first Mario kart since ds. I decided to try to get good so I'm learning the naps by goldstarring the grand prixs. I picked metal Mario (for weight + speed) sport bike (for inside drifting) and light wheels (for acceleration boost)

Am I fucking up? Is inside drifting still viable?

Literally nothing but banana peels in that balloon battle

>>376067832
>peach
>hipster pick

but why

>these leafs in 150cc

>>376068040
>Bowser
>Bara

Literally why? I haven't met a Bowser main in smash or kart who is a bara.

>>376068125
You're overthinking it. You can gold star anything with almost anything.

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>>376067832
there's absolutely nothing wrong with looking up to chad

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>stealing someone's top 3 spot right before the finish line
is there a better feeling?

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>>376068263
It's a reference to the old Mario Kart 64 character chart, plus there are tons of barafags on /v/.

7/12 battle

>>376068553
It annoys me that they're not in the right order

>>376068553
Wario is the DUED WEED LAMO

Obviously drawn by a Wariofag

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>join 150cc
>get my own lobby
>join 200cc
>get my own lobby
>join battle
>get my own fucking lobby
Welp.

>>376068553
bowser is furry not bara

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How can you guys stand playing this game for more than 2 hours? The A button is fucking making an indentation in my thumb

And screw you I'm not using auto-drive

>>376068927
Re-start your switch

>>376068927
Join through a friend or recently played with if you can

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>>376068993
No shame in enabling that.

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>Win
>Get D/C'd

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>>376068993
>not using Y to accelerate

>>376069134
blame that faggot who picked mario

>>376069110
>disabled in /v/eekend tourneys

Okay

>>376068927
Battle's only 5/12 so theres room

>>376069184
My man

>>376068553
That chart doesn't even mention Bara, I prefer that chart mind, its pretty funny. The Smash ones were witty as well, the Mk8d chart I think could do with slightly more narrative and humour than the small lines.

>>376068183
Because everyone on /v/ is infatuated with either Rosalina or Female villager.

Is battle mode at 100cc? It feels slow as fuck

I like fem villager but don't care for rosalina. Always been a peach guy

>>376069293
The chart you're replying to isn't the 64 one he's taking about, that one seems to be a general parody of charts.

>>376069616
Well I'm thick. Thanks anyway.

I have a trouble finding a group with more than 3 people

Is it cause my NAT is B or is it cause there's not enough of us?

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>>376070068
>I'm thick
L O N D O N

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>>376070068
>Well I'm thick.

6/12 Battle

>>376067919

https://discord.gg/H5tSh dont be shy anon

>>376067832
Fuck you I used Dry Bowser in Mario Kart Wii when he had some if the shittiest stat boosts in the game. He just happens to be good now.

JPNintendo oh my god

>>376070347
>>376070393
I don't get this meme, I was just saying I am stupid.

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>>376070068
C I N C I N N A T I

>>376070540
it's underage redditor meme spouters

How does candy go so fast when he has a full accelerate build?

4/12 200cc

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>>376070068
MERIRANDO

>>376070826
Lowriders only.

>>376070682
Full acceleration also leads to the fastest possible mini turbos.

>>376067832
>this man justifies nothing to no one, he is shameless
W-What is this implying?
I just like her stats and she matches with the plane glider

>1st
>see a blue shell and brake
>blue shell dissapears
???

>>376071132
Possibly a superhorn farther back

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>try to catch up to the person in 1st
>can't because the retard behind you keeps throwing shit at you

>>376071367
Max?

>>376071132
Oh yeah...that was actually me...your welcome I guess

5/12 200cc

Goddamit I really want a Switch, why must Nintendo pull this shit on us? I'll probably end up spending the money on a 4k tv if I don't find one in the next two weeks for my PS4 Pro.

>>376071430
Fuck your, I got a pack of niggas ready to whoop your ass boy.

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>>376070625
>he doesnt like thicc
Low test beta male

>>376071618
Us? I think you're the only one in the thread without one

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>>376071762
>Wariofag namefag opinions
>mattering

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>blue shell takes my super horn right before blue shell hits me
FUCKING

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>3rd place
>have red shill
>wait for the two fat fucks in front of me to fight so I can kill the winner
>pass both of them
all according to my keikaku

>>376071901
Shit, I meant to say boo

>>376071762
hmm the guy who plays like a faggot is a tripfag, who would have guessed

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>>376072130
>tripfag
That's a namefag. Not as bad, but still.

>>376063786
Why the new code?

dashington and max you guys crack me up, good games so far

>pick Wario
>"SHEKEL"
For real, what did they meant by it

>tfw the only burger in my lobby
>tfw surrounded by faggot leafs

Cheese land is fucking cancer, holy shit.

Eternal 5/12 in 200cc

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>>376072130
Which one is u :^3 i could fuk ur boipucci if u white

>>376072471
Can confirm

>>376072274
The tournament didn't open until 10pm so they made a new one that was opened

>>376072471
git

>>376072471
gud

>>376072473
Same, I gotta stop playing a heavy

kill yourself link

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>>376073047

>>376073047
Sorry m8

6/12 200cc

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So who's playing where?

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I keep getting bananas in 6th place, holy shit.

>>376073120
I was referring to the actual link, not your namefag head ass nobody

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>>376073382

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>>376073298
This is the problem that the discordfags are trying to combat xd

>>376073447
You're very good at making an ass of yourself, wasn't your big justification for being a namefag to make lasting relationships?

>>376073447
>>376073426
the iq of a leaf everyone, why are all leafs insufferable faggots?

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>>376073620

9/12 200cc

GET IN AND GO FAST

I ain't even mad.
That was a good overtake, green shyguy.

What are good stats for MP?

After playing Mario Circuit, it's clear my car is just bad

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Fucking Roy.

>>376073943
No anon, you're bad.

>>376073943
Light and accelerationful

>>376073981
hey didn't you post this image in last week's /v/eekend?

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>>376068927
Same exact thing is happening to me. Damn it.

>>376073996
Really? Exact opposite of what I did in SP

I'll try it out

>>376074187
Specifically for 200cc

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>save mushroom for the final shortcut
>lightning'd

Fucking lightning

Ya that's what im doing

trying it out

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>>376074028
What's wrong with reusing images?

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Suck my dick, ROY.

>>376074028
Nah, this is my first /v/eekend.

>>376073943
I go for top speed and traction in 150
Less top speed and more handling in 200

Are you guys having fun?

>tfw I needed 4 red shells to get to first place

>>376074482
no, prolly gonna get off soon, tired of getting fucked over by bullshit

>>376074482
I'm getting top 3
Fun is irrelevant.

Nah it's a good time.

>tfw got red shelled 4 times and still cut this fuckboi off right before the finish and steal my 1st palce back.

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is that actually cam1596

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>>376074482
This feels like regular public online.
I can't talk shit directly to people because apparently namefagging is bad even when we play together.
What a shame!

>>376074356
Definitely seems better, thanks

Whats the best character+cart combo to make people think I'm cool

>>376074671
>playing baby mode
>wanna shittalk

>>376074837
b. rosalina + orange princess bike

>>376074671
>fuck you *character name*
If your interaction was meaningful they'll know who you were.

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>4 Stars the entire race
>Can't catch up to the Top 4

>>376063786
>3rd place the whole last lap
>blue shell passes by me and drop to 5th

this fucking game

>>376074671
part of the fun is guessing who made which post

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>>376074671
So much this

>>376074905
this. fuck namefags who think people give a shit about them

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>>376074671
>made my mii and name jack
>this jack shitposter shows up
I now feel obligated to change my name so people won't get the wrong idea.

>>376075123
I saw that mii when you joined my lobby, I applaud that mii sir well done

Poor baby peach

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>>376074894
Say what you want but you'll never know who I am IRL so I obviously win, fggt.

>>376074941
>"no, no, y'see, you're having fun the wrong way"

>>376074971
Stop getting first place so often, holy fuck. Share.

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>That Last lap on Baby Park
>Every fucking time

Nikki who are you and how are you consistently good?

>>376075346
>mfw I got 4 stars in a row
that track is nuts

FUCKING SHY GUY U SMUG FUCK

Will playing Mario Kart with you guys cure my depression?

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VILLAGER

YOU'RE DEAD

>someone steals my star while I'm in the process of using it
>go from 2nd to 12th

yeah I'm about done with this piece of shit game, nice knowing yall

>>376075504
possibly

Ok Ok, I'll go last... fuck

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>>376075581

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>>376075581
Cry me a river, fggt.

So how do you guys play?

I use tablet mode and seperated joycons.
Not going to defend tablet mode, just don't wanna plug my dock in, but the seperated joycons are surprisingly comfy

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>>376075637
You do know avatarfagging is against the rules, right?

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>>376075645
I'm using tilt controls!

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>>376075591

>>376075645
Today's my first time playing MK8 ever but I'm in spectator mode waiting to join the 200cc /v/weekend room and I'm using the joycon grip. We'll see how it goes.

>4 Shy Guys

FUCK OFF HE IS MY NIGGA

Who's your MK8 waifu?

>>376075775
Oh yeah and my Switch is docked to the monitor that I share with my PC.

this jackposter just killed the thread, I feel ashamed to be a fan of the show because of this annoying faggot

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>>376075809

So is 200cc generally more popular? I'm not ready for F-zero kart yet

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OY GEVALT, WHAT THE FUCK

>>376075709
srry

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>someone joins and uses the same alt color as me

>triple shells in a bad place
>throw them rapidly but at slightly different angles
>2 of them collides into each other
>3rd one hits me
Like pottery

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>>376075809

Is there actually a girl playing video games with us in the 200cc room?

A real girl?

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>>376075858
Shit like this happens in every /v/eekend at one point or another, no?

Does this sort of thing always happen?

>>376076041
Nah, its a trap at best.

MK8 is so much faster to get in and out of games than 7

>>376075950
I was always maining this alt, get out of my lobby porch monkey

>>376075892
Still enough on 150 so you don't have to hit the B yet.

how is this game gonna let a nigga get hit by three red shells in a row and then infinity star'd

>>376076136
Eat shit loser, I've beat you several times already. Change your color.

>>376076041
There are no girls in /v/eekend

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>blue shell hits me milliseconds after I cross the finish
jesus dick that was close

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>6 Shy Guys
>9 Players

>>376076196
change your color to the nigger inkling first faggot LMAO

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>>376076286

>Get hit by everything on the finish line

>>376076465
>going so fast you get hit with your own blue shell
Holy shit I forgot how much fun playing with you faggots was.

>>376076252
Only bitches.

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>Didn't get hit once on that Baby Park

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>Girl mii joins lobby
>half the players leave

>get hit by everything in the 1St round of Baby Park
>everybody double laps me

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>>376076561

>>376076696
who was it?

>Didn't actually think getting double coins from a double item box was a thing
>Get it
>While in 2nd

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>masterlink just waits for me to get blue shelled before launching his shit items

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Look at this fucking shit. What overworked Japanese code monkey looked at these stats and said "yes, this is perfectly fine."

>>376076992

Try getting it 3 times in a row from double boxes. Whilst in 3rd.

>>376077006
what am i looking at here

Whats the best Joycon to use individually, left or right?

What was the last time we had a Mario Kart thread without attentionwhoring namefags?

>>376077071
stats for handling. Wario and Drybows have the highest speed and better handling than normal Bowser and Morton.

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Fucking room d/c'd soft-locked on me.

>>376077004
Nigga, I had a fucking banana.
I didn't do shit to you.

>>376076453
>lost again

wew keep talking son

switch alts now

150cc. Why did it take soo long for the match to start?

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>Get Piranha Plant
>Hit someone so hard they fly out of bounds on the last lap in the grass area of Toad Harbor
>Pretty sure they got last

haha holy shit

>>376077258
I'm not even playing anymore you porch monkey, or are you someone else, what character are you?

Thanks Green Shy Guy.

>>376077409
lmao that's right run away little bitch

>>376077297
I was just about to turn off my switch before it actually started. Holy hell.

>Item roulette lag
Kill me

>>376076986
deadcat

>>376077297
Have no clue.
How did I win?

Poor Silver mario

Hit 6th and 7th place to steal 2 spots. Feels soooo sneaky

>double item box
>triple mushroom and triple red shell
>steal 2nd place from 6th on final stretch

feels good

>>376077501
https://youtu.be/hS0vy64dy2U

this is you

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>race
>disconnect
>spectate
>disconnect
>wait in lobby
>disconnect softlock
>join tournament
>empty lobby
Is Nintendo seriously going to charge us money for this? The connection is horrendous

>use my red shell near end
>get hit with 4 shells and a star

Fucking irony.

>>376077730
Me on the left

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>>376077730

Baby Park sure is different with this many racers

>>376078034
One day I wanna do a 200cc bombs only baby park

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WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE PLAYING BATTLE MODE

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE NEW REEEEEEEEE

>>376078316
You missed it faggot.

>>376078316
Only dumb feelsposters play battle mode in Mario Kart games.

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>got the crazy 8 or whatever the fuck its called in 12th place
>its half coins and the other half is bananas

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>Coming 3rd/2nd
>Last corner get buttfucked by literally everything everyone has

Send help

>>376078316
Honestly battle mode only something you had to play when your friends were so bad they wanted to stop racing

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2 warios and a waluigi in 150cc, good race

7/12 150cc

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>>376078587
>>376078415
>>376078371
No wonder these lobbies are fucking dead. You guys are fucking lame

Just got home, what tourneys are currently active?

>>376078686
your least favorite tourney

>>376078661
Go play a non-/v/ battle then

>>376078606
I got the ol spicy Wario prank

>>376077712
Anon you need your router 5 to ten feet from the switch max. Any more and its unstable.

>>376078686
150CC is lively

>>376078587
>Doing decent in race mode
>Havent won a single battle mode against /v/

I can't do more than 2 battles in a row without rage quitting

>>376078686
150cc lobby.

>>376078861
>>376078923
fuck off150cc faggots this is a 200c community

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I was doing so well, then the bom-omb hit

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>>376078548
That exists?

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victory is hearing daisy's oh no wofting into the abyss as you claim gold

>Go up against someone who has over 350 points.
>He loses almost every race.
How

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I fucking suck at the hyrule track holy shit