Why do so many boys follow clueless girls who obviously only

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>>376061302
sauce?

>>376061302
Also requesting sauce. Doubt it's a quote, but if it is, sounds funny.

>>376063093
>>376063345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKIZjXkmmco

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>>376063598
thanks alot, i have a boner now

>>376063598
Holy shit it's real, but it's one of those shitty ASMR channels. I've never understood this shit.

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>>376064081
It's hard to explain if you don't get it. It'll just seem really creepy.

>>376064245
Man i have tried this shit mutliple times in my life, i dont think it is possible for me

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asmr thread??

>>376064424
That's just how it is. Some people have it and some people don't. That's the reason it's so misunderstood though.

>>376064497
Can you describe the feeling, is it just in the head or is it full body or what?

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>>376064026
>alot
fucking american newspeak

Hope springs eternal from the hearts of dogs and the loins of boys

>>376066052
bongolian detected

>>376061302
Because they're thirsty as fuck

>>376064424
People listening to girls talking are just horny weirdos. Proper asmr is more random.

because they want to make the sex

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>>376061302
Sex sells obviously.
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out, I mean... We all come from a pussy and then spent a lot of our life's trying to get inside as many as we can. Its fed to us sociologically and some argue, biologically too; as all living things seem to be born for the sole purpose of reproducing before they die.

>>376064497
Audio alone has never triggered it for me though, someone has to play with my hair or otherwise physically touch me.

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>>376061302
What about Kelsey? She seems honestly genuine about retro video games as a hobby.

>>376067652
I know her.

Her bf is a business man/entrepreneur

The owners gave Pink Gorilla to her and now runs the store in Seattle

She loves video games on a very personal level. A bit tomboyish. Also tiny. Nice girl.

>>376067867
I knew all women weren't whores pretending to only like video games for male attention and beta bux.

>>376067652
she gets real dorky, like almost to spaghetti levels it's so difficult to even try to deny she's legit

>>376064753
spine tingles

>>376063598
I got 28sec in before I had to stop

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>>376066621
im horny weirdo but i have been listening to people open up pokemon card packs and clank on a guitar hero guitar way before i knew what asmr is

>>376063598
THAT FUCKING LIP CUDDING. BITCH LEARN TO ORATE

>>376067551
Yeah, well that's a form of asmr. It's much easier if it's something actually physical.

>>376067203
you can't reproduce with feet brah

People who actually believe they get ASMR should seek help.

>>376066621
Looks like we got an ASMR elitist here.

>>376066542
a lot is two words, champ

>>376064081

No human voice does it for me.


Most of the time I find it very grating because they have their sound levels in such a way to make COMPLETELY about their voice and not about the ambient mood created.

>>376061302
last girl I watched do anything was doing fucking SMT Nocturne without a facecam.

It was ok, she took down matador first try.

>>376069264
>stop having fun!

>>376063598
imagine recording this, you have to be autistic for it

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>ASMR

Am I too fucking dumb to get it? Cause it doesn't do shit for me. Am I the only one?

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>>376061302
Taylor is so cute

watching her do her little clothing haul videos and model them gets me so HARD

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>mfw found a qt redhead who started making videogame youtube videos last month

I don't know why I watched them all. I guess it's because I'm lonely and I don't ever talk to girls.

>>376061302
not particularly different from /v/ buying and defending shallow games when they have anime tiddies

>inb4 muh 3dpd

you're still getting suckered in, it's the same thing

>>376063598
what is this autistic shit

>>376068786
not gonna stop me from trying

>>376064081
It's what blind people masturbate to.

>>376064486
Looks slavic. Whats her name?

>>376070364
goes by bluewhispers

>they only listen to women asmr
men are usually better at it

also stop being so insecure, you homophobe

>>376069994
I don't think it's real either but it's somehow comforting. Ever felt comfort when you hairs getting brushed, or when you're getting a haircut? Stuff like that

>>376069770
language is a living thing faggert it changes

>>376064486
youre going to make her take this video down again

>>376064753
For me, its like getting goose bumps except its only on the back of my head and upper neck region; and on top of that I also get the sensation of having blood rushing into my head.

>>376070579
But who's the best?

>>376063598
nice nails

i want her to masterbate me desu

>>376061302
Because vagina.

All societies are gynocentric as fuck, that's why none of them truly ever last. Except when there's shariah law. Just go MGTOW and be done with it. Thank me later.

>>376064081
It's waifusm but with superior 3d girls.

>>376064486
Shes so beautiful, i hate myself for knowing a beautiful girl like her will never love me.

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>>376063598
WHY DOES SHE KEEP TAPPING ON THE GAMES AND SCRATCHING AT THEM FUCK

>>376074090
Because it's relaxing, go fuck yourself.

>>376064081
>ASMR channels. I've never understood this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zjHMcUWVY

>>376073954
she is great lmao

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>>376074218

>>376061302
most men are desperate as fuck
I honestly understand why women hate men, most of them are just pathetic

>>376061302
Was that game worth anything? My cousin has a cartridge of it.

>>376074090
>rook who came outta der cave

>>376074642
>says the man posting on an ASMR thread on /v/ on 4chan

>>376061302
Why would they pretend?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

>>376074919
stay mad pussy slave

>>376061302
Am I supposed to masturbate to this? I don't get it...

>>376061302
Looks like a female Idubz.

>>376075341
kek

>>376074828
kek

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>>376073954
Brittany Venti is beter

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>>376075190

>>376074501
Barely.

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>tfw subbed to a 13 year old loli that does ASMR.
She is smart, cute, and good at it too.

No you fuckers can't have her.

Anyone remember that "3D audio barbershop" thing that came out ten years ago? Only time ASMR worked for me.

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>MFW we don't have gamergurls in Mexico

>>376075601
>following kids on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA

>>376075190

>bodacious

jesus christ im dying.

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>>376074218
Oh my fucking god. First my ears tingled, then my face felt hot and I got a boner. I have never experienced ASMR before, but apparently it works.

>>376063598
What in god's name is this even supposed to be?

>>376073187
>Just go MGTOW
Just go kill yourself.

>>376063598
Are there people with gum ASMR triggers? That fucking grosses me out.

>>376064486
did she just fart into her microphones?

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>>376075628
Oh shit, that thing was great. I remember finding it with StumbleUpon, that's a blast from the past.

>>376074218
Why? Why does this make me hard?

>>376063598
am i the only one who get stressed out big time and hate asmr?

>>376063598
What IS this shit tier fetish?
Listening to a dumb cunt do a little girl voice isn't arousing.

Once again women ruin everything

ASMR used to be about relaxation for people with insomnia and mental issues until women realized they could turn it into fapbait for views and youtube dosh.

Now I can only watch Japanese woodworking vids for relaxation.

>>376075190
This is the only good link ITT

>>376075927
>StumbleUpon
Fuck me, blast from the past is right.

>>376076017
>Listening to a dumb cunt do a little girl voice isn't arousing.
What is watching a loli hentai, anon? Come on think.

>>376076050
>woodworking
gee...

>>376074218
I'm just irritated by some stupid bitch smacking her disgusting sounding wet mouth all around my ears. The same disgust as someone chewing with their mouth open.

I'm sorry ASMR bros, I don't get it.

>>376073954
Does the fact that she's a legitimate camwhore making money from camwhoring make it more "ironic," or less?

>>376074218
>felt a boner coming along as it starts
>soon after I find myself laughing at how stupid this looks and sounds

I gave it a shot

Ever since I watched either Mr Rogers Neighborhood or Bob Ross, I got this nice fuzzy feeling in the back of my head and I felt at ease.

I wanted for so long to find out what it was.

I think ASMR works is how certain sounds and visuals can affect the brain. The calming nature and movements put you at ease.

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>The influx of foreigners has had more than a diversifying effect on Tokyo's vintage game stores.
>Last year, Wired's Chris Kohler posted a photograph onto social media showing the shelf where Super Potato's PC Engine games once lived. It looked like the scene of a recent looting; only a clattering of discs remained. "Akihabara is being scoured clean," he wrote.
>When YouTubers introduce younger audiences to rare, quality vintage games that haven't been ported to current machines, capitalism's equation proves simple and unwaveringly dependable: scarcity plus demand equals expense.
>Now, into this mix come the math-wrangling speculators, those looking to buy up copies of desirable games, hold onto them to increase scarcity and in doing so drive up the price.
>Meanwhile, Japan's stock of vintage games is not being replenished.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-10-08-what-happened-to-japans-once-bountiful-vintage-game-stores

>>376075746
That's basically how it works for me.

>>376076123
Oh it's for paedophiles, got it.

>>376064245
The weird part is I find girl ASMR more relaxing in a "normal" sense
But I experience "real" ASMR when listening to Ephemeral Rift's weird ASMR and he's a guy

>>376063598

This is not as good as this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM9qKNbNbXI

>>376076394
>pedophiles on 4chan
Who would have known. Not you for sure.

>>376076249
Most people don't like the wet mouth shit, or the creepy roleplaying. I just want tapping. Just soft tapping, without any speaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPk1bUQAlxs

>>376075791
Apparently you know what it is, you either are too inexperienced to know that MGTOW is correct or are in denial.

>>376073954
>I just love taking N64!

Kacey's alright.

Plus she looks great if you like your girls a little bigger.

>>376063598
Is this the power of female autism?

>>376076742
>are in denial
*coughs*
My good sir, you are the one who is truly in desire.

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>>376075601
post link, or else

>>376076308
it's performance art bro

2D > 3D

>>376076682
The sound of scratching on my head is only good with the physical stimuli and to be honest I have always been filled with pure rage at finger tappers. Bu the worst part - the hypocrisy, I tap my fingers like a motherfucker.

I REALLY want to get it. I listened to that prior video 4 separate times trying to endure but it irritated me too much and the one you just linked got me riled up when she started tapping her nails.

Am I too old and stressed for this shit?

>>376075429
f

>>376077096
she aint dead

>>376077165
f

>>376075746
>>376074218
Sounds like she's sucking on a dick.

>>376077223
Yeah like you know how that sounds senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmpIO5er34c

>>376077081
I too feel an immeasurable rage with ASMR videos.

lol, a lot of underage in this thread learning about asmr for the first time.

let's escalate this shit, shall we?

prepare your anuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OwexOt0Rkc

>>376073954
>I deserve to be given money to play games on stream. I deserve this over other people because Im a girl,

Holy fuck, America is truly lost with generation of people who think they deserve anything because they are X/Y/Z

>>376070171
Exactly that anon. Autistic shit

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>ASMR videos

So basically... the top part of this image, unironically.

>>376074151
On what fucking planet is nail scratching sounds relaxing?

>>376077714
Fucking yuck. My GF used to chew with her mouth open all the time and I wanted to slap the shit out of her. I finally bitched at her for enough years that she doesn't really do it anymore, but it was fucking infuriating, and this video is just triggering me.

>>376077714
>a lot of underage in this thread

More like a lot of underage in that comments section, seems like this shit just appeals to 12 year olds who don't have the balls to browse porn sites on mommys ipad.

>>376077967
But most ASMR videos have nothing to do with vidya.

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>>376063598
>thirty-four minutes and fifty-six seconds long

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>>376074501

>>376076050
Or maybe you being a faggot ruins things.

>>376077967
Why can't a enjoy Zelda without it being the go-to game for women besides Kingdom Hearts

>>376070928
nah nigga you're just wrong

>>376079573
More the sucking on plastic for attention bit.

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>>376080182
did you just assume I'm a nigga?

>>376080281
So just another day for op?

>>376080443
boy, the word 'alot' doesn't even exist

>>376080613
>>376080443
yeah that's a pretty nigger thing to do
being illiterate and all

>>376063598
>she calls the d-pad a keypad
what the fuck

>>376080613
>the word 'alot' doesn't even exist

it is now because I changed the language

>>376067652
> Liking resellers
kys

>>376063598
ASMR is supposed to help people relax, so why am I rolling on the floor?

>>376080613
To be fair to that anon it's common mistake.

>>376081298
yeah, but it isn't common to defend your mistake and say that it is correct.

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>>376081559
What if the mistake is only a mistake because you perceive it as a mistake

>>376081672
its not though
ur gay

The attention whoring is honestly pretty creepy
I just liked listening to tapping noises while studying because music is too distracting and nothing is eerie as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFonA793rdc&t=0s

>>376081559
Are you new to the internet or something?

>>376081880
lol!11!!!

I fucked a "game girl" by inviting her over to play Super Mario Bros 3 on NES.

Good thing is I sucked as bad at Mario as she did so there wasn't any kind of competition whatsoever. She did claim she could beat my Meleefag roommate who plays in tournaments.

Good night all in all. We beat SMB3, we had sex.

But then my emotionally dependent ass got attached even though all she wanted was to get laid. What a fucking shitfest this whole "relationship" was.

>>376064081
>>376064424

Not the other anon.

But I get mines from electric motors, or vibrations.

This weird ass highly intimate one on one shit coming to youtube is creepy as fuck.

>Mfw falling asleep on a couch while someone's vacuuming
>Or getting my head shaved.
>I don't have a face to explain the relaxation this gives me.

>Go to /v/
>See my favorite ASMRtist on the Catalog

You guys leave her alone

>>376077967

The bottom tier is also fucking shitty.

Just go for a normal girl, Videogames have become so mainstream that there isn't a single girl in existence save for snobbish stacies who will mind if you're a "gamer".

>>376077886
it's satire you fucking autist

One girl I knew kept insisting that Kingdom Hearts 3 was released when it was only the recent ps4 remaster.

I just don't get it.

>>376082417
Kek though gotta admit I didn't notice she called that NES cartridge a SNES game - I typically watch without video so I didn't catch that.

Lel oh well...

>>376064486
Why are white girls so good at live entertainment?

>Listening to girls that act as if they're talking to the listener
hooooooly shit what a joke
now you faggots know what it's like to be loved

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>>376064081
PPOMO is the only good ASMR channel.

>>376082742
The girlfriend / friend ones are super cringey but simulators of various scenarios can be relaxing sometimes

>>376083097
> simulators of various scenarios
Roleplays anon

>>376082335
try this. no homo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djw6bvgAKvI

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>>376079626

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>even 2D girls are better at ASMR than 3D whores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkgcDAD1mN0

how can roasties even compete?

>>376067652
ive been mainlining her videos on youtube, shes great

>>376082902
When I saw one of her recent upload thumbnails that just had the words "I'LL GIVE YOU TUBE MOUTH SOUNDS" in allcaps over it, like it was some sort of cryptic threat, I audibly laughed.

Also, for some reason, cute/pretty girls/women with thick accents and broken English seem to activate my ASMR senses particularly well.

Pelagea is one of the more recent ones to do this. She has a very thick Russian/German(?) accent and a lisp on top of it, but god fucking christ she is gorgeous and cute and has a sweet voice.

>>376074218
sounds like someone crinkling clingwrap. bad

>>376083381
By not being retarded like you.

leave my asmr waifu alone you faggots

>>376064486
*BRAAAAAAP

>>376075927
>>376076078
Okay now that we're on the subject, I remember one of these viral videos of some IT guy playing Halo and some sales guy calling it with some issue, the guy connected through remote desktop then he had a dick drawn with icons.

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>someone whispers, sneezes, coughs, breathes heavily, chews loudly, etc.
>almost unable to resist the urge to murder them
what the fuck is this

>>376075190
I can die happy now ty

>>376067652
>>376068135
This makes me glad to hear.

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any feet asmr's?

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>>376083934
Welcome to the wonderful world of misophonia

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Getting hard deja vu vibes from this thread. Its fucking with my head. Send help.

>>376082501
>It's just a prank, bro!

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>>376084693
wake up

>>376081559
FUCK OFF WEBSTER I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

>>376063598
>>376064081
This is all the asmr you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqpc6Ses4s

>>376067867
Oh I think I saw her once when I visited Seattle and chatted about some stuff in the store. She seemed nice.

>>376084693
Have you taken psychedelics in the last year or so?

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>>376084625
how do I get out

>>376084960
Go back to teabaging yourself you faggot

>>376075429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDwRnpstC1o

Where can I commission fetish ASMR? I need to find a cute girl to put on a few diapers and just rustle and crinkle in them next to a microphone for a 30 minutes or so.

>>376083876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVC7I5VcTiw

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>>376084950
Your image makes me feel funny but doesn't affect my deja vu.
>>376085326
No... I just got a really strong feeling of deja vu, especially regarding a few specific posts. Its pretty much passed for now.

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>>376063598
This makes me extremely fucking uncomfortable. I hate ASMR stuff.

>>376085487
That one, I remember being all over the place on stumble upon back when I used it.

Problem with asmr is that they're just making random noises for no reason.
That's why I like unboxing videos where they're foremost opening the stuff and not doing forced shit like tapping their fingers on the boxes for hours.

The problem with women is that they get into videogames for the attention they get.
Men get into videogames because they actually like the videogames.
In short, women lack passion.

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>>376085347
You can't. The best we can hope for is a quick death to release us from this auditory hell.

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>>376074218
>Somehow got a boner from this despite hating ASMR shit

>>376076339
Super Potato was always foreigner-heavy and overpriced. Friends was much better. Though the glory days were when I lived there in 2008-2009 and every Book Off was overflowing with Super Famicom games in perfect condition complete for like $2-10. When I went back to work there in 2013 most of that had vanished and they were way more expensive in the specialty shops. I still got a load of great stuff, but I had to use Yahoo Auctions (which is like using eBay in 2000 entirely in Japanese) and go out to the country side.

I got Twinkle Star Sprites for Saturn in perfect condition for $1, and Shatterhand (Solbrain) from a massive bin of "junk" Famicom games for $2.

>>376078331
Youtube's full of 12-year-olds, this is a surprise to you? But really, ASMR's pretty neat if you know what you like and where to find it.

>>376063598
>a million views

The West is so fucking fucked.

>>376076389
When I find a really good binaural video it starts sending tingles up my spine. It feels a lot nicer than you'd think, but sometimes it gets to be a bit too much.

>>376084693
The simulation has been rebooted. Hope you do better this time around.

>>376074218
>trained my fuckbuddy to nibble my ears
>best shit ever

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>>376085559
deja vu is a mini seizure, if you have a lot than normal in a day it means you are about to have a big one soon stay safe anon

>>376082902
PPOMO and GentleWhispering are both god-tier.