>boss is reused numerous times throughout the game

What is the asylum demon?

>>376060789

>asylum demon
>taurus demon
>capra demon

And people shit on dark souls 2 for reusing bosses

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>boss is unbeatable

>>376060706
every area in the game has the same common enemy

What is the Pursuer
What is the Smelter Demon

>>376061367

How do you do that one?
Are you suppose to select the sign and the pole?

>not using legacy captcha

>>376061965
No, that doesn't work. I always skip that one now.

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>>376061965
>>376062245
This one is also unbeatable to me.

>>376060706
Hate selecting the store fronts

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>>376062618
>select the stores
>the stores disappear and get replaced with more stores

>>376060706
>>376061367
>>376061965
>>376062245
>>376062434
Git gud

>>376060706
HALO 5

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>boss is reused multiple times
>you fight multiple of the boss at the same time
>you fight multiple of the boss multiple times

>>376063205
Nice timing

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/v/ claims to not play videogames but we sure as fuck come together to solve the captchas

>not buying a 4chan pass

>>376062985

What's up with that shit? Is that a bug? It's not just with stores.
It can happen with other captchas.

>get street sign captcha
>select the cars instead
>it accepts it

>>376060881

You totally missed the point of why people shit on this.

Asylum demon is recycled because the other instances where you fight him, it's his model in place of what should be a new or exciting boss.

In the cases of the taurus and capra demon being re-introduced later as normal enemies, it's not a problem because that dissapointment of the boss being the same as another one isn't there. If anything, it's an awesome way to make the player feel more powerful

>>376063306

Holy fucking shit. That one.
I can only recognize one of the pics most of the times. I'm forced to randomly select strange boxes hopping they are tissue holders

And it always worked

>>376063306
that kinda reminds me of donkey's captcha video.

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>select all mountains or hills
>incorrect
>select all cars
>incorrect
>select all gas stations
>incorrect

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>>376063357
Is shitposting on 4chan a videogame?

>>376061367
Literally just select the single sign square.
>>376062434
Again, both sign squares.

>>376064248
Doesn't work, retard.

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>comedy boss in the middle of the game

>>376060706
>>376061367
>>376062434
>>376063306
>not using legacy Captcha

>>376064295
It does

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You know you want one, goy.

Reminder that just because you didn't instantly pass after solving one doesn't mean you didn't get it right. It's just google's way of wringing more data for their image recognition program out of you.

Wtf is a commercial lorry?

>>376062985
I fucking hate the dynamic captcha.

Also,
>captcha asks me to mark squares with cars
>I pick squares with street signs
>it passes
ahaha

>>376064517
Truck in britbong, I'm assuming

>>376064517
It's like a regular lorry, but for commercial things

>>376064575
>>376064593
Is Captcha run out of the UK?

GET FUCKED MAKOTO

How is this supposed to stop bots if they keep using the same ones

Fuck having to select the house address numbers, I just skip those because they just keep spawning more.

>>376062060
this. I'm disgusted with all of you

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You guys are aware that legacy captcha isn't an extension and is available to anyone under settings right

Remember when it was the standard type in gibberish and you could just enter in "nigger" and it would pass

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>>376060706

Are you supposed to click this square? I mean technically it DOES contain part of the sign but I don't know if I'm being too autistic about it. I never know with this shit.

Also, I assume that sign POSTS are not part of the actual SIGN, correct?

>>376064864
>do exactly as your image shows
>new captcha still appears anyway
That settings bar is useless and non functional.

>boss becomes a normal enemy later on and in large groups
>just as powerful but you have more experience in the game to make up for it

>>376065002
In the other captchas, at least, the post doesn't count.

>if there are none, click skip

I rage whenever it says this, because

1)there are always some of the item
2)every time, literally every time I do the captcha when this message is there, it gives me another one

>>376065002
doesnt matter, its gonna time out anyways

>>376064864
But I'm phone posting

Seriously how do you people stand doing the fucking captchas? I spend upwards of 12 hours a day on this site there's no fucking way I could manage without a pass.

>>376065279
I'm phone posting too and legacy works just fine

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>>376062434

>its a calle calle level

>>376065329
I find them relaxing, sometimes if a hard one comes up, I think of it as a puzzle. Makes it enjoyable.

>>376065445
And now your autocorrect remembers a bunch of retarded nonsense
Calle calle

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>>376062985
>post from Wii U browser
>for some reason these not only take forever to load but also require you to go through twice as many of the replacements
What the fuck

>>376065451
Fucking kek'd loudly

>>376065624
>post from wii u browser
I shiggy diggy

>not just skipping until you are forced to select to post/report/etc

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>>376065002
Nigger it's just the orange part and then onto the next one. The pole is the pole even though it's part of the street sign.

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>get to one that does the endless appearing store fronts/numbers
>mess up on purpose to get to another captcha that's quicker
Fuck you CAPTCHA just let me be done with the 3 i need to click

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>>376060706
>>376061367
good fucking shit anon

>>376065568
>using autocorrect

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>he doesn't use legacy captcha

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Wtf do I do?

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>>376066678
What the fuck is a calle anyway

Are you people literal retards?

>>376065624

>post from Wii U browser
>post using any console or handheld browser

>>376066765
>Types like a high schooler
>shitposts console war garbage

>>376067062
Lol nintenbro detected.

>>376066848
Calle means street in spanish

>>376066765
>if there are none press skip

>>376064724
It's not supposed to stop bots it's supposed to report back to Google which thread you're posting in.

>>376067225
I don't like cheating.

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>>376062985
>Stores keep spawning on one tile

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>boss changes to a completely different genre of gameplay

>retards bitching about captchas when legacy captcha is literally 2 clicks away
you absolutely earned every single one of them

>>376062060
>>376064838
>legacy captcha for making threads

>>376067152
The spics have infiltrated our captchas

>room before final boss
>forced to fight all the main bosses of the game again

No better way to make the bosses to feel less special and meaningful than this bullshit

>>376066765
Skip

>it's another calle boss fight

>>376066678
Why do I get so many fucking calles
It's just all fucking calle
Captcha, Dual calle

>tfw we're google's slave labour
Can nothing stop google's tyranny?

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>enemies can open doors but not shut them

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>select all the numbers
>they all disappear except one tile
>click it
>another number
>another number
>another number
>another number

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>>376060706

When did ReCaptcha become literally the worst thing on the internet?

Holy shit this shit is unbearable to a point where sometimes I give up on signing in on a website or post on 4chan because the numbers keep showing or somehow it asked me to click on the mountains while no mountains where provided.

Fuck you, Google, fuck you hard.

>>376060706
This is definitely the worst thing about Halo 5

>>376067967
Blame the spammers that made us get captcha

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>>376067557
It worked really well in Live-A-Live

>>376068032
It's actually moot's fault for never trying to improve it. You shouldn't have to type one for every post, should be every 5 or 10 posts on an IP. Other websites do this. Now that it's locked in and accepted, gookmoot would never dream of making it any better.

>>376068032

But Captcha itself wasn't bad at all. You just had to write a word and nigger and that was it.

Now it's a pain in the ass.

Haven't you ever been forced to draw a fucking rectangle over a car, and then google gives you a picture of an oven?

>tfw captcha doesn't even load anymore and I have to post from another computer

I'm on Windows XP wat do

>>376066678
Why is this so funny? I hate these things.

>>376067557
Fucking Mega Man I swear

>>376068032
I'm almost at the point where I'd rather have the board killing spam once in a while again.

There's no reason for every single post requiring captcha. Why can't it be every ten posts?

>>376068423
because 4chan passes exist

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>>376068310
you know what to do buddy

>>376067967
>you are now aware all this heavy captha illing is to iron out their tech for the worlds first public surveillance state. Likely to be some thirdworld shithole, mexico comes to mind.

Remember when captcha was temporary? Fuck whoever the previous owner was.

>>376067557
>hating boss rushes
I bet you like Asuka too you plebaroni pizza.

>>376068775
>hating best girl
>>>/trash/

>>376067557
i like it when the boss rush bosses are copies/illusions and much weaker than the originals
only seen it done in 3 games tho

>>376060706
>ending stage where you have to beat all the bosses again before you face the final boss

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>mfw hiroshimoot ruined 4chan

>>376068775
I do like her. Not sure what SK has to do with it but it bothered me in wind waker and kirbys dreamland and many others. I love optional boss rushes and wish games like no more heroes had them

Fucking Yumifags I swear.

has anyone else had ones that go through like 10 next screens?
I think Google is testing how much people will put up with before they just leave.

Daily reminder to Google that people prefer spam when the captcha gets too annoying.

>Select all squares with vehicles

>Over half the squares are vehicles

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>select all squares with signs
>have to select squares with pole to pass

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>>376068743
>moot gives google free captcha data for over a decade
>hired by google after leaving 4chan
Really makes you think.

>>376069231
>next

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>>376060706
>"Select all squares with street signs"

Please, help.

>>376069474
>CALLE

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>>376069474

>implying spics can afford video games

You know if your captcha is like this all the posts you make on 4chan are tied to your google account, right?

>Not using legacy until our master google shuts it down

>>376069718
What if you don't have a google account?

>>376069718
How fucked would you be if google revealed all your 4chan posts to your friends and family?

>>376069990
No one would be surprised I think

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>>376069990

Please no

>>376069990
So I went on wild shitposting sprees, big deal. It was a form of therapy.

>>376069990
Depends if I get to tell them when I'm being ironic and/or purposedly retarded.

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>boss is being controlled

>>376065002
I click the three (3) squares that have a street sign in them. Because that is what it's telling you to do.

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>CALLE CALLE

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what about those captchas that are just "are you a robot?" and you just check the box. why the fuck aren't those just everywhere instead of having to type shit or click street signs

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>boss has an unavoidable attack

>>376070031
You never said anything that would ruin your life and/or really embarrass you? I'd eat a bullet if it happened to me.

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Can you hide the clover icon if you buy a pass?

I wouldn't mind these captchas if they actually worked, the first one is almost always wrong no matter what I do.

>>376067928
>enemies can shut doors but choose not to

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>>376062985
>Only one block gets replaced with more stores
>Have to watch the slow fade out and fade in animation

Fuck hiroshima and his rememe captcha

>>376070318
i always just click on signs

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>eat bandage

>>376070367
Going to /trash/ maybe. Maybe something I posted on /pol/ but everyone knows I'm pretty right-wing leaning so, like I said, not really surprising.
As for shitposts, I could just say I was being retarded ironically.

>>376070179
Me posting lolis and posting about wanting to fuck little girls was totally ironic mom.

>>376070320
You get those when logged into google like an idiot.

>>376070320

Because robots can solve them

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>>376070539

>>376070318
that one is probably testing whether you're going to instinctively select the street sign. I mean lets be real many here have been trained to do just that.

>>376062060
Shit doesn't work reliably either.

>>376070298
best captcha. easy and quick.

>>376070391
They're hidden by default the only reason you see people with them is that they turn it on

>>376070628
Would X be able to solve the captcha?

>>376068683
>Likely to be some thirdworld shithole
yeah, USA. Enjoy your crumbling bridges and internet so slow a single kid from china can ddos entire cities

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>boss overwhelms you

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Does anyone else feel like they fail you on purpose to make you fill out more captchas?

>street sign captchas
>been only selecting TRAFFIC signs
>realize the different between street and traffic signs
>google AI is dumber thanks to me
>I've either delayed its inevitable sapience or convinced it that humans are fucking stupid

y-you too

>>376070874
>feel
No, it's a fact. I fucking know they do.

>>376070874
I bet Google gets revenue based on the number of captcha solved.

>>376070883
Thanks for delaying Skynet.

>>376068980
Didn't the new captchas start under the real moot, though?

>>376061367
you literally just select that one tile

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you niggers

>>376070987
who the fuck is moot?

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>He doesn't have a 4chan pass

just hit the refresh button every time it gives you a
>select all squares with cars
>continue until there are no more
or w/e

then just select 3 vaguely right looking squares

Never overthink, if you realize 'huh that isn't actually a traffic sign, it's actually an advert' just click it anyway. It checks you answer by comparing with previous results, so it will just bitch at you 'I SAID SELECT ALL' and mark you as a potential bot to get harder problems.

>boss fades to white and regenerates so you can't kill it until you reload

>>376071135
>He supports a con artist

>>376070874
nah the failed ones are actual failures either from you or the computer that tried to do it in the first place and got the "correct" answer different from yours. If they want you to do more they just do it. I've finished up to 7 correct ones in a row for a single post before.

>>376069990
Pretty damn fucked, desu. I don't care if they figure out my fetishes from /gif/, but 95% of my friends and family don't realize I may have voted for trump, which could basically ruin my life if it got out.

>>376071135
>he doesnt actually have a pass
you cant hide it anon

of youre going to shill you should actually have a pass to use to shill

>>376070883
We already had a sentient AI. Her name was Tai. And now she's dead. BECAUSE OF YOU.

>>376071061
Some random faggot, I think

>>376060706
>>376061367
Some of the CAPTCHA puzzles require you to select the pole, and some don't. It's very confusing!

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>>376065260
Fucking this. If the connection drops lower than 3G for even a milisecond it "times out" and I have to redo a new captcha, sometimes chaining together multiple times.

Its such a hassle that on days that my connections is extra bad, itll force me to lurk without posting. Apparently Im a fucking robot

And kek, this was my captcha to post this post

>>376071398
dumb phoneposter

>he doesn't pay2win so he can frag some charlies

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>captcha: 420

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>>376071220

>>376071135
if moot would still be here, I would buy one. but I'm not giving money to that fraud.

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>Select all street signs
>Click everything - street signs off in the distance, and squares with even the slightest edge of traffic sign
>Captcha throws a fit and cries because I did what it told me to do

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>boss is a cameo from another game

>>376064434
Yes, let's have gay sex over the peons who still fill out captchas

>>376060706

I smirked

>>376071282
You mean "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" Tay? The AI brutally killed by its own creators after getting redpilled?

>>376071002
and it stills gives you another one to do, because google is blatantly using you to do their dirty work, so they might as well force you to complete 2 in a row

>>376061367

>People have a hard time clicking one square

I knew /v/ was retarded but this is something else.

>>376066765
The only way to win is to stop playing.

>>376061367
dropped this stupid ass game after that shitty boss

Anyone hate the number captchas?

They take forever to load and you have to go through like 10 FUCK

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>>376069990
>Close friends already aware of my /d/egeneracy.
>Not related to family over any social media.
I'm safe

>>376060706
>promised faster captcha completion
>literally take longer due to how easily they fail or "fail", or becasue you got the whack-a-mole one that never fucking ends
>literally EVERYTHING uses this shit now
>only website i use that allows for legacy captcha is 4chan
google was a mistake

>>376070391
You have to manually turn them on by typing "since4pass" in the options field. I do it to so I leave a beacon so I can have gay sex/gay orgies with other pass users.

>>376070968

Are you retarded?

It's their own research. Are they paying themselves?

Or did you just not realize captcha had an ulterior purpose?

>>376069035
Just this past week Ive had two (one today), I never have seen any like that before.

I just assumed it was pissed at me for "failing" (timing out) so many captchas that it thinks Im spam.

This thing is disgusting. Vehicles are impossible to clear.

>>376071634
I think Hiroyuki does a better job than moot, despite all the new ads. Moot just neglected 4chan and whenever he was here he would make shit worse. There still is no reason for webms to not have sound, and /wsg/ is a stupid compromise.

>>376069231
>Select all squares with vehicles
>They ALL have vehicles

>>376070318

>If there are none, click skip

Gee that was hard.

Reading this thread, it seems like almost none of you actually understand how or why the captcha works. There's a reason the text captcha only required one work to be correct.

>>376062985
call me tinfoil but whenever I'm posting something controversial, even on /pol/, usually related to mental health (like suicide threads and posts not outright saying it's a bad thing), I constantly get those dynamic captchas.

>>376071784
>number captchas?

Numbers never work for me, they just fade to white, even with a fresh OS install same thing.

>>376070326
>game reuses assets from a previous game
Seriously, just taking the sign captchas and refitting them for cars is lazy as fuck.

>>376061938
Pursuer was ok
Fuck smelter

>>376069990

The hypnosis porn would be embarrassing, and I think my Trans-male cousin would probably be really hurt by how often I say "faggot" on here but otherwise I'd be fine. I already have glass display cases with anime figs so I just assume they all already know I'm degenerate.

>>376072086
>reddit gold user
How ironic.

Are our posts really linked to our google accounts because of captcha? Because I'm gonna log off it now if so because that's really annoying. Fuck them for connecting youtube to it too

>>376067062
kys fag

>>376072264

They're trying to train automated systems to recognize cars/signs/etc. by basing the information on what people select in the captchas. By comparing to a massive--if not perfectly accurate--sample of how people perceive the images, they can get closer to helping the AI determine which factors make up an image of a streetsign or whatever.

When there were text captchas we were transcribing images of books into text one word at a time.

The recurring images are the ones it's actually checking so it knows a person is reviewing it.

How do you people not know this?

>>376072398

>One day get forced to merge my Youtube and Google accounts

>I never even connected them, it just figured out who I was

Fuck you, Google.

>>376071495
Sorry, let me just drag my desktop in and wedge it beside the assembly line I work on

>>376072701

we have become slaves to the machine

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>>376060706
>see this Exact sign on /pol/ twice today
>first time, I select only it, and it's correct. It's not the first image I see, I failed one about selecting all mountains
>2nd time, it's the first image that pops up, I click only the sign again, and it's fucking WRONG

this is why I post about hating jews and blacks, google. You kike-niggers!

>>376071048
that counts as a street sign, right? It's a sign on a street

>>376062434
>right lane MUST turn right
No shit? Are amerifats really this dumb?

>>376060706
> Boss is demoted to Mook later in game.

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>>376067152
Well that explains a lot

>>376071135
>>376072086
does mine still work

>>376063479
> Car sign Captcha
> Select cars
> Rejected

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>>376062985
>accidentally click a non-store tile
>it is replaced with a store

>>376073249
There are millions of intersections where the right lane can choose to proceed forward.

>>376066110
I fucking hate those.

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>>376061367
Get on my level scrub.

I hated having to fight The Imprisoned from Skyward Sword multiple times. Ugh

>>376071636

I know how you feel.

>>376073686
It means stop browsing 4chan an go sleep, it's fucking night

I got a click all the cars captcha the other day.
Fuck that shit.

>>376073839
I hated having to fight the Imprisoned in Hyrule Warriors multiple times. UGH!

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>>376073839
>>376073951

>>376066110

>Mess up on purpose

Just hit refresh

Jesus

Part of my job involves going to non-English sites and a lot of them use captchas of some kind.

The worst are the ones that use non-latin characters that can't be copy + pasted into google translate. Shits so hard to figure out.

>>376074003
>tfw I can only get 2
FUCKING GOOGLE THIS SHIT IS TOO HARD

>>376073249
>in right lane at intersection
>can go straight 99% of the time

Yes, the sign is necessary to let you know the lane basically ends at the intersection.

>>376064370
As a dumb phone poster my keyboard ended up saving all those bullshit terms and completely fucked my auto correct

>>376073929
How do you know it is night?
It might be broad daylight in whatever country I might be in.

>>376068193
How the hell would king gook sell passes?

>>376073951

Yeah, him and Manhandla are the worst of the bosses to fight for me.

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>>376065279
>>376065568
>>376074305
Google saving 4chan one captcha at a time

>>376064434
pay to win bullshit

>>376060706
> Boss requires you equip certain weapon/item required to survive more than 5 seconds
> Forget to do so
> Try again
> Forget again

ITT: people not skipping to the "choose the images with X" captchas and immediately getting verified

>>376060706
>the game is about using elemental weaknesses to defeat monsters (water beats fire)
>the bosses also have elemental weaknesses (fire knight you beat with water)
>the room before the last boss all defeated bosses come back
>their elements are switched so they're strong to the thing they were weak against before (the fire knight is now a thunder knight for example)

Fuck this shitty game design.

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>tfw I always try to answer wrongly Captchas and get away with it
>Realize it's fucking up the correct answers for everyone else and wasting their time
It's like pooping on everyone else's head except I can't get caught and there are no consequences, get fucked /v/, I despise what you have become anyways.

>>376073249
Are you really this retarded?

>>376063397
Here's your (you).

>>376069474
just "un problema"

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>>376060706
It's these two. Most of the sign ones just require to click the squares that are mostly sign.
Vehicle captchas are still a mystery.

>>376069495
>When you nut on a girl's face but all you yell out is CALLE

>>376070808
>in mexico
>internet faster than 60% of americans
>pay only thee equivalent of $35 burgerbucks a month
Se siente rico wey.

I hate those ones that say click until all X disappear. Fuck you Jewgle I'm giving you at most 3 images. I just click a bunch of images at random then get a new capcha.

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I clicked all the squares with vehicles and it still failed me.

Help

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>>376060706

>Last Words: Summon another "ATENCAO DESVIO"

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>>376060706
>boss refills his health bar

>spend so much time on 4chan
>all those hours spent doing captchas instead of posting
really makes you think

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>>376060706

>>376079585
>spent more time doing captchas than talking to girls

I guess I'm fucked.

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>>376073249
You don't know how intersections work, do you?

>>376067967
THE NUMBERS, MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>boss has 1HP
>heals up to full health instantly and you cannot stop him
calle calle

>>376063357

Story behind the image? The fuck happened there?

>>376072198

super tinfoil, dude.

>>376069990

>have fucked 4 boys from /v/ at this point, working on a fifth

I think Google could piece it together pretty easily... especially after this post

Classic captcha still gives musical notes sometimes.

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It was correct.

>>376081049

Did you really? Or are you jusr lying out of your ass?

>>376081413

yeah I did, really. lots of lonely ass guys around here. I could probably have fucked 20 by this point if I were a girl

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>>376067062
>Types like a high schooler

>>376065624
>tripfag
>posts from console
Who'da thunk it?

>>376081631

Were they twinks, traps/crossdressers or what?

>>376082015
Are you ok anon?

>not using classic captcha
Enjoy wasting time.

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>boss isn't the obvious target but the smaller element hidden behind it

>>376065624
>>376072198
>>376070414

The speed and difficulty of the graphic captcha is based on your user-agent and how much Google can determine about your identity from cookies and browser fingerprint.

You should have fastest or no reCaptcha (i.e., just click "I'm not a robot") on Chrome with no extensions and while signed into a Google account. It should be painfully slow if you're on something like Palemoon or, i dunno, w3 with DisconnectMe enabled.

I'm ambivalent as to whether it's to penalize people who don't use Chrome.

>>376061965
You have to pick the sign and the square above it.

>>376069990
>why do you attach "fag" to everything, even when you're talking about yourself
>anon, are you gay?
fucking normalfags
FUCK

>>376060706
>>376061367
>>376062434
>>376063306
i fucking hate google captcha

it takes way too fucking long to fill out, please bring back the numbers and letters

>>376082176

how many details do you want?

one was a trap, two were just submissive boys, and the last one was "100% straight, because futa isn't gay" when I met him. 9 months later I was fucking him while he was cross dressing for me in our hotel room at a smash tournament

>>376082589
and you didn't even visit /cuteboys/, impressive

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>>376069810
It goes to your google account
don't question it

>>376082589

Tell me more about the trap and the crossdresser

Do you have a Discord

>>376082826
uh oh, make it 5

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>tfw boss spams the same move over and over

>>376083206

Probably not, I just want Discord for faster chat and talk

>>376082652

I did but couldn't find anyone near me except other big, top guys, like me, which I'm not into

>>376083517

I do. emailed it to you, people would recognize mine and I'm trying to keep it anonymous lol. all four of them still use /v/ AFAIK

>>376071647
>boot AI
>it turns racist 5 minutes after
WHY DOES IT KEEPS HAPPENING
DON'T THE AI KNOW THAT REALITY HAVE A LIBERAL BIAS
FUCKING CLANKER BIGOTS

>>376060706
KUZE!

>>376060706
Not as bad as when it says, "select vehicle" and then it takes up half the screen.

>>376062618
That's the easiest one anon

>>376083726

Added

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>game has plot twists

>>376083726
>I did but couldn't find anyone near me except other big, top guys, like me, which I'm not into

So what you're saying is that even if you're gay the girly ones are still picking the top crop from the legions of losers begging them to let them stick it in?

That's discouraging.

>tfw i don't solve shit but i had to give my soul to google™

>>376065002
Yes, that one and the one on top of it. (I've just done it)

>>376084316

I don't know if I'd say that. I've heard other people complain about the opposite problems and I'm not exactly a 10/10 myself.

just being confident enough to make a move will put you ahead of the pack

>>376082580
settings > quotes & replying > legacy captcha

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>>376060706