bayo

>>376059976
netta

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>>376059976
>glasses

>>376059976
what would Bayonetta do if she had lice and had to cut all her hair off?
can you imagine that I mean just think about disadvantaged she'd be

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>>376059976
>spider limbs

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>>376060356
>hating tall women

>>376060325
Her pubes could work

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>>376060198
this

>>376060256
the glasses stay asshole

>>376060520
>implying she doesn't shave

>>376060458
>I dont know shit about proportions: the post
She's not tall, tall girls are olev. Her limbs are ridiculous, way too long and out of proportion. Also her head was made too small to look like one of those models sketch used for clothing design.

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>>376059976
>tfw you 100% this game for a third time

>>376060673
Yeah and it's what makes her a shit character.

>this smoking hot chick is a super strong witch who can throw satellites
>but she wears glasses for reasons

Literally just pandering to a shit fetish.

As much as I love Bayonetta

I would rather a MGR2 over Bayonetta 3

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>>376059976
>ywn be Bayonetta

>>376059976
looks too young to be bayo

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>>376060847
>bought Bayo 1 on PC despite having no drive to play it again out of support
>only version I refuse to buy is the playstation version
>now I have to find 2 amiibos
Deep down I know they are going to use both separately someday.

>>376060673
The glasses does complement her sexiness.

>>376060958
Just kill me

>>376061086
>tfw I bought Bayo 1 on Xbox and PC and bought a Wii U just for Bayo 2 and W101
>tfw I just pre-ordered her amiibos and I don't even own Smash

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>>376060256
>>376060356
t. faggots

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>tfw you'll never find a woman who is half as confident, intelligent, powerful, and drop dead gorgeous as bayonetta
its just not fucking fair bros

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>>376059976
This might be the sexiest Bayo art I have ever seen. The cock teasing...

>>376060958
I could do it easily I just need a little transmutation first.

>>376062839
You also forgot that fucking accent. She's sex incarnate. How can 3d even compete?

>>376060862
If she didn't wear glasses she would be indistinguishable from any other black-haired anime grrrl ever drawn

>>376059976
>acts like a slut
>is a repressed virgin

>>376060847
I LOVE this outfit

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>>376063648
she looks better without glasses

>>376060827
That's why I can't find her sexy, her proportions are totally out of whack in the game and official art. Fan art salvages her at least.

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>>376063719

>>376063719
BEST TYPE OF GIRL

>>376063885
I disagree but to each his/her own.

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>>376063885
DELET

>>376063129
by being able to touch your penis. As somebody who really enjoys 2d grills, having a woman myself is still better. At least that's my experience.

>>376064148
based jap

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>>376063885

>>376059976
She looks so much better with her hair down.

>>376059976
>Bayonetta
>With proportions that nice
Nice try. Bayonetta is an ugly fucking freakshow.

>>376064292
I like her short haircut better but the long hair down is good too.

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>>376059976

Looks like her

>>376063885
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>376060783
Dropped.

>>376060256
u gay

>>376060325
yeah, haha. That's so silly, hahaha. I wonder if there's art of it, it would be so funny.

>>376060198
fpbp

>>376063885
This is a SFW board idiot.

>>376063719
>comes up with headcanon out of nowhere
>posts it on /v/

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>>376061075
are you sure

>>376065629
she's a confirmed virgin

>>376059976
Female MCs are bad and should be violently rejected whenever they appear, women have no place in action heavy games.

>>376065638
This guy: >>376065747

>>376065638
Both of them were very much in the right.

if a waifufag had to kill himself or make a good thread which would he pick

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>>376065747
but male MC are basic

>>376065742
when
where

>>376066043
You want to know what else is basic?
The wheel
You want to know what is reliable?
The wheel
Don't try to reinvent the wheel when it is already perfect. What you call basic I call reliable and proven.

>>376060919
Same here. I need to slice and dice.

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>>376062839
Just end it already...

>>376062839
>>376067249

she could be real

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>>376067374
She could be
And none of us would ever be able to date her.

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>>376062839
>This image
Sweet fucking Jesus. It's not even that it's the threesome, it's how fucking romantic and passionate the sex they're about to have looks to be. FFM Threesome with everybody involved being in love with each other is the fucking dream.

>>376067503
she would be me silly

>>376067618
>she would be me
nani?

>>376067618
No, I'm Bayonetta.

>>376065747
>>376066375
and I call you a cuck

fuck off faggot ass nigguh

>>376067618
>>376067759
Post pics, for a fair and honest critique.

>>376067759
Oh, my mistake. I'll be Poison then.

>>376059976
> No using her magical hair to dry

>ywn move in with Bayo an Jeanne

>>376067896
Think again, fucker. I'M Poison.

>>376068019
Well shit you're leaving me with little options. Maybe I'll be Starfire because alien.

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reminder that this is the perfect female form

>>376068018
It would be hell. Constantly getting the shit kicked out of you for gags. Endlessly teasing with the most painful of blue balls. Always doing busy work and being their bitch.

>>376068282
t. Enzo

>>376068282
but you would get to sleep inbetween them
>not enjoying the teasting

>>376068018
>>376068282
Yeah, this probably. They're not bad people, but they're witches and they've got a sadistic sense of humor. Enzo gets metaphorically walked all over by Bayo, but at least he has a wife and kids he goes home to.

>>376068282
>This is a bad thing.

>>376068352
and call them mommy

>>376068352
Probably not. They'd be too into each other and not want you to mess it up. You'd be Enzo or Cheshire

>>376060256

Idiot

*BLOCKED*

>>376067864
You don't win a conversation by just spamming cuck, you retard.

>>376068416
You think Enzo ever came hiome to Bayonetta fucking his wife and maybe kids with a giant demonic hair strap on

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>>376068517
They seem like the type of girls to fight a lot, like you walk in and are forced to pick sides on something you don't know.

>>376068631
I think Bayo would just be fucking her with her own regular dick.

>>376068487
>>376068352
You can die from blue balls no

>>376059976

Why is everyone sexualizing Bayonetta

She's not meant to be a sex symbol, she's meant to be fabulous

>>376068664
>Captain Falcon nowhere to be found

its shit desu

>>376068664
And nomatter who you side with the other girl would just put you through the wall while the other doesn't give a fuck

>>376068680
But she's a girl and girls don't have penises.

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>>376063885
DELETE THIS

>>376068737
moans and zoom on her cootch and teets would like a word with you

>>376068707
Tip: Don't be afraid of dying.

>>376067894
This. Post pics ladies! Lets have our very own Bayo look-alike contest! ^_^

Or at the very least post a vocaroo of you doing the sexy voice.

>>376068890
Yes she does! And I would deep throat her feminine dick and let her do me any way she pleases because she is my mommy master!

I just realized that since the Bayo PC version is a port of the 360 release it doesn't feature Jeannes modified model.

>>376060862
perhaps the reason is to be able to see as was the reason most people wore glasses until hipsters decided to plague the earth.

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>>376059976
>wanna touch me?

>>376069086
You have to wait until my evolution is complete.

>>376068664
The artist absolutely nailed Mr. Game & Watch.

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>>376064148

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>live with bayonetta and jeanne
>watch movie with them sitting next to you
>they keep whispering questions about the movie into your ears
>nothing sexual but their voices make everything sexy
living the dream

>>376069376
want

>>376069370
that smug half smirk is gold

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>first time playing chapter 14
>Beat Jeanne while my lifebar is practically empty on my 3rd try
>Damage -9001 points
>WHAT A A DAY

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>>376069193
mama mia is the best taunt

>>376059976
Where are the combos?!?

confirmed PCfags suck at Bayo?

>>376069376
>They're like those annoying moviegoers that yell at the characters during action/horror/thriller movies since normally humans can't see or hear them
>Their voices/accents still make it sexy
>You will never hide your boner while Bayo yells "BITCH WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE"

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>>376059976

>>376068220
Pixie cut Bayo > Bayo with any other hairstyle.

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>>376069710
>they reach into popcorn bucket
>both angry theres no dick in it

>>376070048
me

>>376069376
>>376069710
Writefags! Get on this now! please

>>376064148
BASED

>>376064148

We don't deserve a hero like Kamiya.

>no bunny girl outfit

>>376067529
would be hotter if it was him as a shota

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>>376071275

>>376070048
B is best

>>376059976
>>376060198
That can't Bayonetta she doesn't have that thing on her chest.

>>376071275
t. Loki

>>376059976
I wish she was my mom.

>>376069209
what

>>376072705
I wish she was me_____

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>>376068737
Bayonetta is a GOOD GIRL!

>>376072705
She would be a good mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOD3EZ4hzvs&t=383s

>>376073190
yes!

>>376062839
> confident, intelligent, powerful, and drop dead gorgeous

she wouldn't be into you anyways

>>376073660
but she doesn't exist so its fine

>>376064440
Guess I have to fap to hatsu inu now

>>376074278
c

>>376063885
HERETIC

>>376074278

E) You are Bayonetta

>>376074278
c

>>376074524
id like this one too

>>376074524
>tfw Bayonetta is such a great female character that men want to be her
Why do feminists hate her again?

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I want to 69 Bayonetta

>>376074912
because they are ugly retards who cant agree on anything

Made a thread but hey since there's already a thread up I guess I might as well:
Just finished my first playthrough of this game. Didn't get the chance to play it before it came out on PC and it's amazing. Going to start up a hard run tomorrow.
How's the sequel? Not going to get a wii u for it but I might get a switch if/when they port it to that. I noticed that Kamiya is not the director for it and that combined with the fact that it's for a nintendo system has me worried that maybe it's a bit more tame.

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short hair > long hair

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>>376064148
post the complete version at least

>>376075105
it depends but that haircut is just so perfect so it's hard to choose.

>>376075084
2 is better than one in almost every way outside of some weird combat tweaks which forces you out of combos if you try juggling them too long.

>>376075248
2bh i feel that the weapons in 2 were less interesting and fun than the weapons in one

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>>376075084
>bit more tame.

>>376075105
>bayo will never suck you dry

I wonder what she'll look like in the third game, i'm hoping for a miniskirt

>>376074278
C is objectively the correct choice.

>>376075463
pretty sure bayo 1 had a miniskirt costume

cone hair Bayo looks like a cheap slut

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>>376075105
She's so perfect

>>376075454
>you will never do a 69 suck off with bayo

>>376075563
no surprise since it makes her look like amy winehouse

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>>376075503
But i mean her main outfit in 3. Maybe something like more traditional witch clothing or a dress would be cool too. Or an office lady outfit

>>376075248
>>376075370
Alright that's good to hear. Hope they port it to switch soon and it actually runs decently on it.

>>376075593
>her nose will never reach your stomach as she leaves a lipstick mark at the base

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>>376060256

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>>376075879
>office lady
YES

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I want bayonetta to dominate my life.

>>376065638
Blocked

>>376060673
She took a fucking shower with her glasses on though.

>>376070036
my grandma has that haircut.

I can't play her games without stopping to fap. How do you guys do it?

>>376074278
c

>>376076574
What kind of faggot casually wears gunnars?

>>376065638
chins for days

>>376062839
>bayonetta
>hetshit
REEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS

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>>376077197
thanks for sharing

>>376077459
>not wanting to be tenderly dominated by bayo and jeanne

>>376077459
It's heavily hinted Bayonetta has romantic feelings for Lucas. Like, very heavy handed.

It's obvious she's Bi.

>>376077208
Fap while playing.

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>>376074278
C

>>376071392
Pit isn't a shota

>>376074395
>>376074564
>>376075476
>>376077270

All of you are my kin.

>>376077486
I want to become a lumen sage to match their powerlevel

>>376077197
do u want to fuck her?

>>376078159
>look up Bayonetta/Jeanne yuri
>it's all softcore, fluff, and domesticity
just draw them fucking already holy shit, is this really so difficult?

>>376078429
>no fdom porn just futa and submissive shit

>>376074962
P U F F Y

>>376059976
Someone make a fusion of her and Futaba so we can have Bayoneeta

>>376079125
>Bayoneeta
Beautiful

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>>376075084

>>376080368
>ripping best outfit two games in a row
Why are angels such dicks?

Does she still has her hymn in tact?

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>>376059976
i swear for the love of god i cant get a hard on to bayonetta. its like i respect her too much

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*blocks your path*

>>376080926
That's the point. She's so sexualized that it's just part of her character rather than being attractive.

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>>376059976

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>>376080926
Personally I love her design because of how stylish it looks

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>>376081475
>>376080926
t. beta cucks who cant get hard to a real womyn

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>>376081446
So where are you all at on your goal to pure platinum? I'm waiting for non stop infinite climax.

>>376081680
damn platinum should make a star fox ga-
oh wait

>>376068282
>ywn wake up to the sound of Bayonetta browbeating Jeanne out of bed after the latter comes home drunk off her ass AGAIN

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>>376081962
>you will never go on a bender with Jeanne on a regular basis

>>376081680
>fictional woman with legs the size of a giraffe's neck
>real womym

Talk about delusion.

>>376063885
kys

>>376081680

Sugoi.

The fact that bayo will never be real and my gf who loves me actually depresses me

>>376081680
i can find someone else to sexualize. it's not worth sexualizing bayonetta because she does it herself plenty enough. she's warm and affectionate girlfriend material, not one night fap material

>>376064207
>delusional virgin
please, could you make it any more obvious?

>>376081639
Why is she so fucking cool?

>>376081446
>Sir, it seems your balls are above the maximum public capacity of semen
>We're going to have to give you a citation, and then drain them down at the precinct

Okay, say Super Magical Girl Wars became a thing and Bayo was a playable unit. Which Magical Girl would have the best banter with her?

>>376082769
Probably Sailor Moon, honestly, despite being the most well-known Magical Girl.
>Moon aesthetic
>Would be flustered by Bayo's appearance and demeanor
>Usagi wishes she could trade Chibi Moon for Jeanne

>>376075208
Are you for real? It's too bad there aren't any good Bayonetta doujins.

>>376066375
The wheel has been reinvented dozens of times, in order to make better wheels. It's called innovation, you Luddite.

>>376068742
Who do you think broke the Clocktower?

>>376082965
>"Hey, you want my daughter? She eats me out of house and home and my boyfriend gives her more attention."
>"While I should call you an immature twat, I'm going to respectfully decline. Me taking care of little ones ends up with with the corpse of some damned eldritch horror."

>>376083693
I still can't believe the creator turned down a chance to have her in Project X Zone 2, people have been wanting to see her and Dante trade bantz for ages. What the fuck was he thinking?

What would you do if you were tied to a chair and Bayonetta started whispering words next to your ears?

>>376084005
Yeah, Kamiya regrets it to this day.

>>376084168
relax because i know im in for good times

>>376084168
Ask her politely to untie me. When she asks where the fun in that would be, respond that while one can be fun, two is always better.

>>376064440
My favorite show right there

>>376068664
You know, Bayo really outpowers 99% of that cast. It's really not fair.

>>376084405
>this is what is considered seductive in anon's mind

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>>376084493
Cuhrayzee characters are often OP

>>376084636
Too bad Dante was retconned for Donte

>>376084636
Does that shit ever canonically hurt Dante?

>>376084327
How would you feel if she also started rubbing her looooong legs against you?

>>376081736
Well they haven't

>>376084709
Nah, Capcom confirmed DmC is an AU.

>>376084729
Maybe when he was like 12. Now it's merely a suggestion.

>>376084793
https://www.platinumgames.com/games/star-fox-zero/

>>376084870
All they did was provide grunt work for Nintendo for character designs models and backgrounds.

>>376063719

Can someone verify this? I'm like >>376066126, I need to know specifics. Who is right between >>376065742 and >>376065629?

how the fuck do you pure plat the jeanne fight on isla del sol? its the last verse i need but shits impossible

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>tfw never seen any porn of Bayonetta
Pretty shocking considering she's one of the most lewd vidya protagonists I've seen.

>>376086771
____________________________________________________________git gud

>>376059976
I want to put my mayo on the bayo

>>376086856
I really should, back to it I guess

>>376086771
what difficulty?

>>376062839
This is my fetish

Why can't I find straight bayonetta r34

does anyone remember the button combination to skip cutscenes?

>>376086930
normal, I'm trying to plat all chapters and unlock jeanne
need a pure plat on the verse because i got normal plat and gold on the 1st and 2nd verses and I'd rather play the jeanne fight 300 times than play those again
her aerial dive and heel stomps are so fast that it's hard to go through it without getting hit once

>>376087060
dodge+select i think

>>376087060
Select + R2

How do you unlock Jeanne?

>>376087283
plat every chapter on normal or higher

>>376087072
I usually attempt to parry her for extra witch time.I use the Scarborough fair on the hands and the fire durga on the feet for their high damaging charge mine.always keep an eye on her as soon as she goes in the air she does the afterburner kick like 90 percent of the time fish for a parry then.

>>376087319
time to download a plat save

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>>376084005
>We won't get a PXZ3 with Bayo & Dante as a Pair Unit

The worst timeline.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/260708953/super-smash-bros-bayonetta-poster-13x19

Gonna buy this next time I get paid. Should I frame or laminate it?

>>376074278
C

>>376087701
Your money nigga go with what looks better.

>>376059976
Is it worth buying a Wiiu for Bayo 2 and some other games?

>>376088260
>what looks better to you guys
>your money nigga

???

>>376088260
If you've got the money to spend, yeah. WiiU is like any other Nintendo console in that it's got a rock-solid first-party lineup (plus Platinum stuff). It just got marketed like shit and had no 3rd party support.

Get it for Bayo 2, Wonderful 101, and some other stuff. Unless you don't want a Switch at all, maybe avoid stuff that's being ported like MK8.

>>376088260
yes

>>376088260
Bayo 2, not really. Wonderful 101 definitely.

>>376088378
I've already got a wii so as long as it's backwards compatible fuck Switch.

Might start checking around because I definitely want to get some games for it like that Fatal Frame.

>>376087319
>or higher
No. Only normal.

>>376075370
>no PC exclusive sega skins ever

>>376071275
it would be hottest if it was loli Cereza

A wizard appears and gives you three choices

You can be bayo's bf, she'll love you forever
You can br bayo's gf, she'll love you forever
You can br bayo

Which one you pick?

>>376089263
The first one.
I wouldn't want to turn Bayo or Jeanne into a Brazilian.

>>376089263
all of the above in ascending order

>>376089374
Be*

>>376089263
By "gf" do you mean I magically turn into a girl, or do I become a "girl"? Would it be possible to turn into a futanari instead? Because Romantic Futa-on-Female is the one true porn.

>>376089263
First one, obviously.

>>376089528
you sir have fine tastes

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>>376089004
A man of taste. I don't know how they did it, but Cereza is a top tier cumdump.

>>376060549
oh god im in love

>>376062839
>>376067529
Exactly.
>that little bit of fat caught in jeanne's g-string
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>376059976
a lady at work yelled at me two days ago and i literally started getting a boner

>>376090428
you should have told her to yell louder

>>376090428
Did she look like Bayonetta?

>>376090580
she had no argument and realized this when she tried to threaten me with talking to my manager but i was the manager so she said she wanted to talk to the district manager and i asked her if she needed his number and she said "no i already have it" so i laughed and said "alright" and walked away

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>>376062839
>bayo sharing

>>376090709
she was a short haired mom who would definitely be into punching me i think

>>376090753
oh shit, what was this all over?

>>376090825
She wants your dick.

>>376059976
Hairy Vagina

>>376090753

Did you ask her if she has any idea how difficult it was going to be to do your job with this erection?

So was the PC port based on the 360 version, or was it built from the ground up?

>>376090890
her kid was bouncing a giant ball, i was kinda far away so i said "it's not a playground" loudly and was walking into the back where the box of balls were anyway so i walked up to them and the kid handed me the ball. the mom then stormed over and went "we know it's not a playground" so i said "yeah but.." and she cut me off and went "yeah but nothing, you're so rude im going to report this to your manager"
>>376090936
i feel like she needed a good dickin, she was wound pretty tight from dealing with her kids all day probably
>>376091028
should have, probably would have went somewhere

>>376086416
in bayo1 cutscene she says she hates babies, but that making them is another thing entirely

>>376091035
I heard it's based on the 360 version because of the Jeanne model used or something. Makes sense; it runs well enough and they don't have to undo all the WiiU specific changes.

>>376091248
What changes did the Wii U version make aside from the controls and extra costumes?

>>376087104
>>376087163

thanks fampais

>>376091228
damn, and i though i had to deal with with people with no chill

>>376091472
99% of the people i deal with are great
some people are just primed and ready to go off on the slightest thing
i just let it slide off and then laugh at it as soon as possible

>Bayonetta will never use your face for a throne

why must we suffer

>not using her hair as a towel
disappointment

>>376070036
only thing i disliked about bayo 1 design was the hair. At least by the end it wasnt bad to me anymore.

>>376091834
is about 50/50 for me, for example last week some kid, most likely in high school came in and wanted to buy smokes, i card him, hes got nothing. tell him i cant sell them and he goes ballistic and starts breaking shit. i had to call the cops, the cops come and hes just yelling "Faggot" over and over and over again. cops take him away and im just laughing the rest of the day cleaning up his mess cause i didn't know people like him really exist. that ones one of the more "entertaining" ones but im sure you know the kinds of people im talking about

>>376075105
She looks just like my ex girlfriend from highschoolNot even shitting you.

She was crazy tho

>>376091406
They actually went back and made Jeanne flatter as requested by Kamiya.
>>376090769
>Bayo and Jeanne will never fight over you

>>376068282
are you TRYING to give me a boner

>>376092128
As time went on, I turned around to loving Bayo's hair in 1. The bangs and sides being cropped and set so neatly is much better than the pointed, outward-feathered hair in 2 which makes her look like a granny from certain angles.

The "wicked weave" on the top of her head is exaggerated, but when she lets down her hair against a boss, the elevated position makes it look fantastic. if it were more of a modest sized bun to give her that serious business office lady/librarian look, it would be perfect all the time.

Meanwhile, everything else about Bayo's look and style is superior in 1. Outfit, guns, the lip gloss over the lipstick in 2, even the tweaks they made to her face in 2 lose that more mature look she has in the first.

>>376094327
>this absolute garbage taste
jesus

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>>376059976
So I listened to the popular tracks in Bayo 2 and I'm a bit disappointed by them. I was expecting some jazzy pop mixed with broadway like mysterious destiny and fly me to the moon, but instead it just sounds like some "bomb ass bitch" girl power bullshit.

I haven't listened to the entire OST yet like I have with Bayo 1 though. Can anyone post a song in Bayo 2 that's on par with the songs I mentioned?

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>playing Bayonetta for the first time
>boat angels appear
>as the cutscene ends you immediately get pummeled by a dozen rockets
Great game design there, baldy.

>>376094679
>bomb ass bitch" girl power bullshit.
only tomorrow is mine is like that though and it has nothing to do with girl power

>>376095078
>skip cutscene because i got hit by them and wanted to restart but don't want to see the cutscene again
>they fly to me almost instantly and even mashing dodge sometimes still leads to you getting hit

What a retarded segment that was.

>>376095078
why do retards complain about this? just dodge

>>376095320
Why do retards defend shit game design?

>>376095515
its not though

>>376095515
Git gud

>>376096643
>>376095738
PG fans will eat any shit up just like games they're shit out for 5 years now like MGR, Korra and others
Not even once

>>376096859
There's not even any way to tell whether they played on console or PC you flame-war retard.

>>376096859
ok

>>376097034
Shit game design means shit game design still

My aunt looks like a blond short haired Bayonetta.

>>376097410
p i c s

>>376097410
my mom looks like a black bayonetta

>>376097410
no she doesnt

>>376081724

>Platinums and Pure Platinums on Hard and Normal
>can't even get a stone trophy on Easy and Very Easy

>>376097410
my mom looks like bayonettas mom and i look like bayonetta

>>376097470
I've got family who browse and the only pictures I've got of her are her facebook, so no.

>>376097590
Ok, I'll rephrase a bit. My aunt looks like a slightly older blond Bayonetta without glasses.

>>376075370
>Sega published game
>Shoots down ideas for sega costumes

But why

>>376068220
I'll definitely go straight for her

>>376097907
Hot. Rosa is best umbra.

>>376097201

>my opinion is fact

Amazing.

>>376060256
you make decent folk sick

>>376060256
>Worn glasses since middle school
>have to share a planet with idiots like you

kys

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>>376062839
Any woman that isnt a landwhale and isnt retarded would would be enough desu

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>>376060256
Flock off feather face.

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>>376098990
Unfortunately I know that feel all too well myself.

Come hither.

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>>376100050

>>376074278
>C
Hi, Freud.

>>376074278
Can i get another anon to be my C?

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>>376060356
Fag

>>376098990
>Any woman that isnt a landwhale

There are only two types of women: Landwhales and landwhales-in-waiting. Any woman who settles down will let herself go the moment she feels secure enough.

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Does Bayo 2 emulate perfectly yet?

>>376094449
There is absolutely nothing good about Bayo2's appearance.

>>376063006
I like it too, but I'd call it the only sexy Bayo art I've ever seen.

>>376094679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5lU8JdX50

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>Bayonetta always tries to act cool and badass, but deep down she's actually very motherly and caring and she gets super flustered if somebody notices.

Those parts makes my dick and heart melt holy shit.

>>376102317
Bayomilf and her shota son when?

>Bayo will never be your mommy

:(((((

>Tfw cemu still has audio issues for Bayonetta 2

REEEEE you virgin programmers fix it already

>>376102491
Wasn't that Bayo 2?

>>376102546
>Wasn't that Bayo 2?

Yes, Bayo 2 has mother/son undertones instead of mother/daughter like Bayo 1.

She often calls Loki cheeky and scolds him and it's amazing.

How fuck do I git gud at the lost chapter? The Jeannes keep killing me.

>>376074278
C

Why does Bayo have really short hair in the 2nd game?

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This posture can't be healthy

>ywn give bayo the mayo

>>376103381
She went full dyke.