Gabe pushes Half-Life 3's release date back a year for every

There is no Half-Life 3.

>>376032753
That fat fuck has no shame.

>>376032753

Then I guess the Big Crunch will happen before HL3 is released

half life 3 sucks ass anyway

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>he still thinks they even started on it

No he pushes it back every time he finds an alternative revenue stream. It used to be sequels. Then it was Steam Sales. Then it was hats. Now its weapon skins and new 'gloves' for cs:go.

>>376032985
There have been a couple leaks of cancelled Episode games by other devs, so maybe not Valve themselves but people were working on sequels.

>>376032753

So the game will be released in 4052 then? I've been keeping track, for posterity.

>>376033131

>implying Gabe has only be called fat a couple thousand of times

>>376033369

Don't misunderstand, I've only been keeping track for 6 hours a day. It's my hobby, not a job.

>>376032753

paunchy
plump
porcine
portly
pudgy
Jew

>>376033481

He get called fat trillions of times a second

No one would even care anymore. An atmospheric single player FPS with physics puzzles. Wow.

>>376032753
I think the single worst decision they could have made was to ending their fucking games in cliffhangers.

how I hate cliffhangers.

Gabe keeps adding year delays because he needs time to find new writers and level designers