*arrests you*

*unzips dick before you arrest me*

>>376022669
*fucks you*

BLM!

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>>376022669
I wish.

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>>376022669
You've arrested me like three times every day for a week now
Leave me the fuck alone

Arrest this
*unzips dick

>>376024546
>that horrible figure
whoever drew this, needs to be shot

>>376024546
Why is her butt sagging?

>>376024729
Kek

>>376022669
FOR WHAT REASON
WHAT IS THE CHARGE

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>>376022669
*Kills your supports and runs*

>>376026391
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?

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F L A T
L
A
T

>>376026250
it's a heavy butt

>>376026506
Why do you keep trying to meme this, he doesn't kill supports.

>>376026694
good ol flat

>>376022669
RACIST!!

WOOP WOOP

This is X1-Alpha, LAPD's best weapon the war against crime

>>376026694
DFA, niggers and fatfags need not apply.

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*pepper sprays you*

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*protests u*

*plays shit game*

Wait is that ed209?

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>>376026694

>>376022669
Youre in my spot sir

>>376027689
*smacks lips profusely*

*puts fat cock where she can see it*

>>376022669
Shoots a nigger and places her pistol in his hand, "he tried to grab my gun... Mercy, you saw right? HE TRIED TO GRAB MY GUN...!"

>>376022669
I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT THIS IS A FALSE ARREST
OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR BADGE AND VEHICLE NUMBER
OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER- NO I WILL NOT STAND DOWN I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING DETAINED
OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER
I DECLARE THAT I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN UNDER ARTICLE 4 OF TH-

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*begs for impregnation*

AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER

>>376026694
She is asian. Why does every woman need a big baboon ass?

>>376027440
Proof Overtards are underage?!

Help, I'm being accosted by sluts! Slut-police, where are you?!?

>>376029621
ok creepshow hope you like being pregnant for 10 months then having a miscarriage

>>376022669
FOR WHAT REASON? WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

>>376022669
The new Future cop game is looking good

>>376022669
I DINDU NUFFIN

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>doomfist comes out
>Dva hard counters him
>police cars are the natural predator of the nigger

>>376027208
A good Lucio can kill supports

I do it all the time

>>376022669
I want Officer D.Va to fuck my ass for 8 hours

I want dva to step on my dick

>>376027490
ireland pls go

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>>376030360
jokes on you

*kills innocent PoC*

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>>376027689

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*bombs black orphanage*

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>>376030035
But Ana has already proven to be fertile.

>>376030780
THICC

>>376026694
>has bigger tits than ass
Alas, all is right with the world

>>376027689
when will the #blm meme end?

>>376029485
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?

(ad infinitum)

>>376030885
when black lives stop mattering I suppose

>>376030823
[NOODLE ARMS INTENSIFY]

>>376030938
But they never mattered in the first place.

>>376029621
Why is brown so high-tier, lads?

arrest THIS
*unzips glock*

So lemme get this straight

if me and a bunch of friends play that shitty game and throw 20 matches we can get the skin?

>>376024729
You deserve more (you)s

>>376031146
read the website dumb nigger

Why are women allowed to become cops?
Does this mean I still have a chance even thought I weigh 280 and have poor speaking skills?

>>376027951
People keep posting this but it really doesn't do her ass any favors.

>>376031146
20 matches? Shit anon, it's only 5...

The game isn't that bad though. Especially if you're a Blizzard fan. Try Li-Ming--she's my waifu, but I am willing to share this once.

>>376031295
if you have to ask, you'll never make it

i'd be surprised if you could run a till correctly

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>>376031086
They are exotic.

>>376031539
need this mommy in me

>>376030825
i cant breed because """alien""""

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Now we just need a thief outfit for ________

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>>376031790
'Tis a natural urge.

>>376032005
I know you mean Lucio because le fast black man but I'd say Junkrat.
A literal criminal from convict: the country.

Actually he already has a prisoner skin, it might be a little redundant to give him a stereotypical burglar skin too.

>>376026092
Teach me to draw, senpai.

>>376029621
disgusting

>>376032409
wheres her dick

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>>376032923
Gay.

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>>376022669
The outfit looks kinda lame if you ask me, the Mech looks cool though. Its a good things your gonna see the mech most of the time.

>>376033116
It kinda looks like ed 209
I like it

>>376026250
The belt is just high waisted

>>376022669
Bump

>>376031518
Well im not gonna go in for spot right now with the way I am
Im capable of loosing weight and even though I have shit communication skills ive been told by peers that I have a authoritative presense when I try to look decent

>>376033116
>t.blm nigriod

which characters are canon futa?

>>376035447
Tracer

>>376035447
None of them, you stuttering autist.
Just kidding. It's Reinhardt.

>>376023473
after a year on 4chan, I still don't know how to unzip my dick.

>>376027689
It's almost shocking to me to know that at least 1 person on the planet exists who thinks Koreans care about blacks.

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>>376022669
D.Va is cute! CUTE!

>>376035589
yes

>>376022669
*unzips vagina (male)*

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

>>376026694
You already have Tracer and Widowmaker for tight asses, and Mercy and Mei for fat asses.

>>376035589
There's a difference between a chick with a dick and a boy playing pretend.

>>376037023
>tracer
>ass
what

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How the fuck does Blizzard manage to get a "controversy" out of every fucking skin they release?
This is so much free marketing, its not even funny.

>>376037179
How could there be a controversy about a police skin? Do americans get triggered every time they see a cop?

>>376037179
I don't think there is an actual "controversy" about this skin, outside of 10 or so tumblr/twitter posts trying to get attention.
The previous big controversies are all part of their marketing plan, though. Unlike other stupid companies, Blizzard noticed that you can't get loads of money from easily-offended babies, but you can get tons free marketing from them.

Why the hell has Chun Li never had an official DLC outfit like this in a SF?

>>376037343
Cops in the US shoot people a lot, so people don't like them a lot.

That said, no one really cares. Even my super liberal friends love the new D.Va skin.

>>376037632
i want chun li to arrest me!

>>376027310
Pull ova dat ass too fat

>>376026506

>D.va
>killing a Lucio with his allies with him

Pick One

>>376037179
viral marketing to get all the alt-right cash

>>376029621
>gets multiple orgasms while getting fucked by a dog

No thanks.

>>376037632
Her story outfit is literally her cop uniform in SFV

>>376030780
This needs to be a meem

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>>376037632
She does.

>>376039584
wow my mommy is so strong!

>>376037343
actual cops are mostly scumbags and awful people but dva's skin is 10/10 and anyone who starts sjw shit over it is retarded

>>376037179
Because they're paying people to act outraged but unlike the EA thing with Dante's Inferno, it wasn't nearly as in your face and obvious about it.

>>376040616
>Because they're paying people to act outraged
the tracer pose might have been orchestrated but this cop shit is 100% tumblr being retarded

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>>376030823

>>376040714
Nah man, it's clearing just Blizzard baiting. Its like how trolls on this site make a flamebait/obvious troll thread and then samefag until someone actually falls for it. Its the exact same thing, but with a corporation.

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>>376039757

So D.Va has a cop outfit... And Marie Rose has a cop outfit... So where's the SFM porn?

>>376040936
I love my mom so much!

>>376040931
>Nah man, it's clearing just Blizzard baiting.
so you're telling me that blizzard made up hundreds of fake tumblr accounts and hired/got artists to pretend to be offended?

why does DVA look more THICC in her police officer outfit than she does in her fucking skin tight body suit?

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>>376039757
And thicc

>>376041029
Not hundreds, but definitely a few dozen.

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>>376040979
One more cop Chun for the road.

>>376041126
you're delusional. i'd even accept them doing this for other shit but putting their "precious baby" in a cop outfit has triggered them all to oblivion

*cums*

>>376041087
>>376041176

I hope my mommy loves me as much as I love her!

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>>376024729
Maybe she's just trying to be friendly in the only way she knows how, anon.

>>376040846
Kek. Put this on tumblr.

>>376022669
Pretty sure dats racist.

>>376026391
Eating a meal

>>376042142
A succulent Chinese meal

>>376041227
This isn't the first time that companies have faked controversy until it becomes real, its' been happening for centuries and will continue to do so.

>>376042469
i'm not arguing with you on that point

i'm saying you're stupid if you think blizzard needed to do anything at all to trigger tumblrites with this

So am I supposed to do the most damage with Orisa?

>>376042570
Chun-li's cop alt never got tumble backlash
Neither did LoL's cops

It's just more Blizzard marketing

>>376041048
This, I'm pretty sure her tits are a little bigger in the new skin. There's something kind of weird and un-sexy about in game bodysuit dva.

>>376022669
Is there any good porn of d.va in that officer skin yet? That's all I truly want

>>376028351
Someone post the image that always went with that post please, I was trying to find it the other day but I don't actually know the character's name

>>376043620
because no one on tumblr cares about chun li as a "daughter", or at all for that matter

>LoL
lol is an irrelevant game to people who actually care about games, why would people who don't actually care about games give a shit?

dva's their precious baby who can do no wrong and something something i don't pay attention to their insanity

>>376030885
when the last whitey bites the dust

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>>376043850
Nevermind I found it after googling some more

>>376042252
You know your judo well!

>>376044194
That's Sherry Birkin from Resident Evil 6

Is it a meme or did they actually make her a cop skin and then removed it?

>>376032005
how about junkrat?
he's already a theif anyways

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>>376044759
no, they removed dva from the game entirely because she was crashing the game

that was only for like a couple of hours though

>>376043894
LoL is a popular game and has a presence on tumblr. It wouldn't be surprising to see timblrites crying about cop skins there if it really triggered them.

>>376045286
i mean tumblr has all kinds of groups there, there's a rather large userbase of literal nazis

it's just that the main socjus group doesn't give a single shit about it

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>>376022669

>>376027689
Can anyone on tumblr draw worth a shit? They all have the EXACT same fucking face, every single damn time.

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>>376022669
feed me moar

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>>376022669
Policewomen are my fetish. This outfit is lame as fuck, barely even does it for. I'd rather look at her in the default skin suit.

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>>376037632
Nigga

>>376035631
>A year
Fucking newfags

>>376047865
i've been here for 7 and i still think i'm too new

>>376022669

*uninstalls you*

>>376030360
If Doomfist is going to be heavy melee damage at close range.

I don't see how semi-mediocre damage also at close range will counter him.

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D.Va belongs to Roadhog

>>376024481
No thank you, I just ate.