>teleports you in his arms

>>376010987
I'd fuck an Ogre if you know what i'm saying

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>>376013242
no

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>>376010987
>"forced" to take fat orge cock

GIMME DAT BUTT!

It's all ogre now.

Getting that big fat ogre dick up my ass!

actually i missed powerstancing so i started a new playthrough and snatched the first ogres item (some shitty soul maybe, i don't remember)

so what do you guys think how viable powerstancing daggers is and what infusion?

>>376010987
What's he gonna do, rape me? Haha.

>tfw you will never get forcefully dicked by an ogre

>>376010987
t.0 adp and proud

BIG
FAT
OGRE
DICKS

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what the fuck is wrong you guys
are you this much of a fucking cock-starved slut, do you really want a big thick juicy ogre dick up your tight little hole, stretching you out and pumping you full of white gooey stuff?

>>376010987
git gud

it's just an ugly generic enemy haphazardly explained lore wise by bundling under aldias creations

souls 2 is really lame

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>tfw i even try cheese them behind trees but still get grapple killed by these punchable fuckheads

DS2 is broken

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>>376015717
why 4chan is so gay?

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>>376015717
This is my fetish

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>>376015717
>>376015859
>>376016086
>why to str8 m8z hate us :((((((((((

>>376010987
Its a layered attack.

*stands behind you*
hitbox is so big that it still*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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>>376015859
I dunno.

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> teleports you in her mouth

>>376010987
I'm playing through DS1-3 with my friend and fuck DS2 is fucking terrible.

>>376015858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UScsme8didI
well no shit!

>>376010987
Roll left or right instead of backwards
You're welcome

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>>376016627
>auttismatthosis
>it's bad because it's not DS1
>these flaws already existed before but it's okay when DS1-senpai does it

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>Oh no, I'm so slow and I misse-
>Heh,
>Just kidding

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>slip and slides you into his mouth

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>>376017918
>tfw vore fetish

>>376017918
>>376017918
>initially feel scared like fuck due to his appearance and noise
>10 minutes later just feel pissed off at his cheapness
LOL I WIN AGAIN LOOK I AM FAST AS SANIC AND GOT THE RANGE OF A FUCKING NUKE

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>does a half-assed moonwalk when he sees you

>>376018621
>chilling out walking in the forest among your fellow falconers
>sees stranger in the distance, can't run but also can't walk
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

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>unironically teleports behind you

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>>376019362
>merging the hotdog with gaping dragon

>>376016525
who is this cute girl (male)

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>>376017918
Why do so many people have trouble with these guys? Just dodge sideways while he does his super telegraphed attacks and stay behind his fat ass.

>>376010987
Why do they bother animating the part of the grab attack that throws you down? You can't survive to that part of the throw for 80% percent of the game (if you're investing into vigor at all)

>>376017918
You wouldn't happen to have the webm of the guy running all around to attack two of them from above, would you?

>>376019572
That's not a cute girl, that's an edgy emo faggot wearing a shitty cheap outfit

would not fuck

God I want a huge ogre cock up my ass. Not just one but two! I want them to stretch my fucking hole so much that it starts to leak blood. I want more ogres to show up and start ravaging every hole until I'm half dead and then after they've had their fun they just fucking kill me because I'm such a depraved ugly cock slurping slut that I don't fucking deserve to be alive.

>>376019604
>sideways
nigga these guys flail that anchor at very hihg speed like a toddler having a tantrum while holding his toy, nowhere near him is safe

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>>376019362
>tfw you get them to a single hit worth of health and they start praying

>>376015717
Hell fucking yes

>>376019572
OnlyAfro
Check the file name

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>You wil never have a big ogre teleport you into his arms and forcefully remove your clothes and jam his big juicy cock in your boipucci and fuck your ass so hard it tears all apart. And when it's about to ejaculate it starts jamming his dick deeper really fast and get you into a chokehold ready to snap your neck as soon he ejaculates into your ravaged ass.

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>>376019893

>>376014302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>376019610
Probably because not all of B-team sucked ass.

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>>376020280
>The ogre used Giant Load! You are encumbered! Your rectum is full! Your guts are full!
>You have been cummed in for the first time. >You are now a “cum catcher”.
>You have been inseminated by a humanoid male.
>The ogre used Giant Load! Your stomach is full! You are overburdened!
>You have been afflicted with bubblegut!
>You cum hard from being creampied anally! …but do not ejaculate.
>– dignity + lust for dick
>The ogre used Giant Load! You cannot contain any more! It flows out of you and drenches your thighs!

>>376020895
God bless Majalis
Their game is looking pretty good so far

>>376019604
The anchor shark sweeping attacks have tracking at the very last second so preemptively dodging sideways does fuck all.

>>376014434
Everything in the base game is weak to lightning

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>>376020935
Didn't know this existed, thanks mate.

>>376013242
I want to see fat cyclops on stray demon r34 now.
Just for a jape of course

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>*farts on you*

>>376019604
Attack range is like a 270 degree angle

>>376016525
He is such a warped faggot. He is a legit homo.
He has to go back.

>>376017053
At least he didnt save a thumbnail nutsuck

>>376014434
I'd totally do double Bleed daggers.

>>376021704
he's not even worth the trouble to look for the source

>>376021473
>tfw dragon fetish
>fight this boss
>tfw dragon hatred

>>376014434
It's better to not powerstance them and alternate between L1 and R1 to perma stunlock poor souls.
Powerstancing is shit.

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>*repeats itself over and over and covers the entire wall*

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>*makes you shit bricks*

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>rubs you against it's vagina

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>iframes are tied to a stat
>the stat doesn't make you particularly more efficient at rolling, you just become invincible for longer

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>*swings at you incessantly*

>>376022629
I'm not one to run through areas, I don't like leaving survivors. I make an exception for that fucking area.

>>376022573
This is the gamy part of the game.Agility represents your ability to ''dodge''.The problem is that they do not animate that ''dodge'' and it just makes it look like you are invincible.

Another example of this is TES3:Morrowind but of a reversed manner.
>you hit
>you don't have the proper stats
>you miss
>even tho you are in range and the models are colliding
This is gamy.

>>376018621
always gets me

>>376022846
>pyromancy
>poison mist
>hexes same thing
You can also use poison knives,bombs,bows,conventional spells or simply dodge in and out while dealing a hit than back to replenish your stamina and repeat until it's dead.

>>376022846
>clear areas completely
>die at the end
>just run through everything now

>>376021354
>>376020895

As a patron for them I'd say a few months of support worths it, but updates abit slow because they still have to work on their jobs as I get it.

>>376022846
I'm the opposite. I avoid conflict as much as possible.

>>376022629
Poison is so cheap in 2, so a couple of those arrows takes them out in no time.

>>376016525
Post moar

>>376010987
Anons give it to me straight. Should I get DaS2 for PC off of a keysite?

I've only played it a tiny bit when it came out ( pirated it of course ).
I loved the first one, hated the third. Should I go for it?

>>376024037
Get Scholar of the First Sin version instead

>>376024037
It is the best souls game for me personally.
First i pirated it and when i saw that i really like it and how smooth it ran, i bought it on steam.

Pirate it, see if you like it,buy it if you do,don't buy it if you don't, that's what every sensible gamer does nour days.

>>376024037
DS2 is the best overall.

It hits on all the high notes.

Delivers a world that flows fluidly together, very unlike Hunk of Shit Souls 3.

Gives great armor variety, and the most weapon variety, long live twinblades.

Majula is the ultimate comfy, and the hollowing function is tough but fair.

It's an experience much closer to Dark Souls 1, than it is Dark Souls 3, and by default at a silky smooth 60 FPS.

>>376024579
>Delivers a world that flows fluidly together
What about the windmill elevator thing

>>376024037
Well, if you dislike quality games like DS3 then you'll love trash like DS2. Go for it.

>>376010987
That's a cyclops, not an ogre.

>>376015717
>white gooey stuff
Could have gone with sticky white stuff, senpai.

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>>376024683
I played it multiple times through and never gave it a thought.

A location in a fantasy world not exactly aligning with the geography according to a bunch of trolls on the internet doesn't take anything away from this game.

>>376024579
All those wonderful things that DS3 removed
>Dedicated Hexes spell list
>Twinblades
>Powerstancing

>>376024904
>A location in a fantasy world not exactly aligning with the geography
>a fluid world

You contradicted yourself

>>376024579
It's the worst overall, by far. The hideous textures, bland animations, and terrible gameplay all come together to make a joke of a game. I have a friend who's played every souls game but 2, and having him play through it is one of the funniest things I've done in years. The characters are hideous, he constantly gets hit mid-roll due to DaS2 rolling, and the enemy animations are laughable. The enemies don't even feel real, they randomly stop in place and have terrible AI. The story is terrible. There is no weapon variety, because every class of weapons feel exactly the same. It's funny seeing the slopped together movesets from various weapons classes, not funny though when almost every boss weapon has absolutely nothing special. I'm not even going into the awful sound design, *smashes rock with weapon and makes squishing noises when hit*.
But no, go ahead with your contrarian fanboyism you idiotic DaS2drone. Figures you'd use reddit spacing.

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>>376010987
>>376013242
>>376013394
>>376014302
>>376014359
>>376014406
>>376014465
>>376014507
>>376015443
All OP.

Kıll yourself please you fucking annoying attention whore.

>>376024579
>It's an experience much closer to Dark Souls 1, than it is Dark Souls 3
DS3 has elements from both 1 & 2. Whereas DS1 and DS2 on are completely different.
DS2 fanboys are delusional.

>>376024991
Powerstancing is and always was complete trash. This meme needs to die.

>>376024996
No, it can not exactly align up with geography, and still flow fluidly.

>walk into elevator
>walk out of elevator

No loading screen, no interruption. You fluidly flow from the Peak to the Keep.

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>>376025073

>>376022846
you're a big guy

>>376024991
And yet, DaS3 in infinitely better. There is nothing *wonderful* about 2.

>>376025097
We shouldn't even bother, they are indeed delusional. Any unbiased person knows 2 is garbage.

>>376010987
I've had a rough day, I'd welcome the hug.

>>376022629
Those fags pre-patch were the worst. I found them more annoying than the Shrine of Amana pre-patch

>>376010987
I always see everyone get fucked up by this monster, but I don't actually remember the last time I got teleported into his arms.

>>376025116
Yes but from below there's no magma, and then when you get up there's magma

>it doesn't bother me
you're not me

>>376025052
>hideous textures
nitpick
>bland animations
I think they're better
>terrible gameplay
it's the same gameplay as the first, and third effectively

Rolling is fine, everyone is just salty you had to cater stats to maximize i-frames in it.

The AI has never been a strong suit in Souls games. You know you can basically shoot every enemy in the first game to death with arrows, and they will not even move? The story is fine, and practically the same as every souls game. This game has great weapon variety, you're just spoiled by Weapon Arts and focus points.

You're dumb as fuck, go back to Baby Souls 3.

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>>376025285
We're all gonna make it, Anon.

>>376010987

>Y'know, I've been looking at your butt...

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I like all the souls games

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>>376025615
I only like 1

>farm all the covenant drops from monsters in dark souls 3
>took like 18 hours total
>end up with 15 million souls
How can you fuck this up so bad? I farmed sunlight maggots, eyes of death and the harpy things in ds1 and it took like 2 hours total to get everything. What the fuck?

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>>376025615
I like them all but DS2 is still a major disappointment.

>>376025524
>it's the same gameplay as the first, and third effectively
confirmed for having dementia or barely playing them all.
They control incredibly different one from another, 1 and 3 are quite similar, 3 simply feels faster. But 2 is much more clunky and unresponsive.
Saying that they have the same gameplay is like say that Lords of the Fallen have the same gameplay as any other souls. Just cause pressing the same button do similar thing doesn't mean they feel similar.

>>376025957

Think of Dark Souls 2 as Demon's Souls 2. All of the problems go away.

>>376025073
Actually I made the thread and left after 5 minutes of inactivity only to come back to you losers.

>>376025782
Farming the Concord's took me like 6 hours, the rest were pretty easy to get.

>>376026052
Shut the fuck up, I've played them all through and through, and there is no fighting that DS1 is the absolute most clunky Souls game out there.

If anything, I'd say 2 is the smoothest overall again.

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>>376021704

>>376025957
Agree but I still like DaS2. Even if it's a weaker entry, Souls is still Souls and I'll gobble up all I can get because I'm a slut for this series and I have no shame.

>>376026190
deadzones beg to disagree.

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>>376026062
Nah. My problems with DS2 are how "floaty" the movement feels, stupid multiplayer system, weapon breaking and shit poise system. No matter how much I like a certain weapon or place in DS2, I simply don't want to play it.

>>376026328
Never noticed a problem, play the game before you get a negative opinion on it.

>>376026190
>DS1 is the absolute most clunky
Pixel perfect hitboxes, i-frames for days, parrying actually works even for bigger enemies, can riposte immediately, animations are fluid but have weight to them

Dark Souls 2,3 animations have zero weight to them, you can dual weild greathammers and spin them like scimitars.

>>376026367

>Shit poise

I'm gonna need you to explain this one.

>>376026587
>pixel perfect hitboxes
no
>i-frames for days
yes at greater weight restriction
>parry
was OP
>animations fluid and weighted
true for DS1 and 2. Even the powerstancing, which mind you required a stat of DOUBLE the recommended strength to use, they had slow wind ups, and deliveries, which damn near left the player as staggered as the enemy.

>>376022629
if you unlock on this enemy and many other big enemies you will play a different game

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>>376024579
>DS2 is the best overall

>>376026629
Maybe it's been patched, but can you actually get hit by a twohanded dagger wearing full havels without getting staggered?

>>376025957
its the blatant downgrade which happened after the test
everyone in the test were digging the shadows
infact im surprised we are still not butthurt by how drastic it is

>>376026756
>no
yes
>was OP
*was a viable mechanic and not based on pure luck
>DS1 and 2
All enemies in dark souls 2 swing at either a constant, slow speed, or twitch really fast. Either way, it looks hand-drawn and fake. Like the reload animations in STALKER.

>>376024579
>a world that flows fluidly together
>worst npcs in the series
i love how the whole game npcs just go to majula and stay there forever
unlike 1, 3 and demons where you can encounter them out in the world
1 was amazing with how they would continue on their own journeys separate from yours

>>376026958
Yeah, sure you can.
A rapier, though.....

>>376027047
What are you even talking about? The Emerald Herald travels with you on several occasions, you run in to Lucatiel and summon her for multiple areas, same with Pate, Creighton, and others that are story involved invaders, or white phantoms

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>>376026973
I still am
I will forever be mad that they only ever showed us the complete 20% of the game and cobbled together the rest of the game in a few months
I will forever be mad at them removing the lighting and the spooky areas
I will forever be mad at them gutting the story and forcing in dark souls 1 references
I will forever be mad at Shibuya for being a fuckup

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>>376022629
JUST DODGE THEM YOU FUCKING CASUAL RETARD

>>376026958
the gimmick is 2 handing will break anything but will probably trade hits if you have havels

1 handed no you would stop many weapons on their first hit

>>376027047
>he didn't do the DS2 NPC quest lines

Who is Bernhart, Vengarls NAvlaan, Straid, the dark dude, jeez, hell thinking about it, there's a bunch more NPC's in 2 than I can even remember right now

>>376027353
What makes me really sad is it seems B team were actually trying.

>>376010987
>trolls go insane when they see a girl character
>attempt to rape you to death
shit hot senpai

>>376027354
Wow what graphics mod are you using?

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>>376027354
>just dodge them

>>376027483
Dragon's Dogma.

>>376027551
adp doesn't affect hitboxes on your attacks like in my webm

you autist

>>376027551
Makes me want to puke desu.
>>376027620
>casual retard
>you autist
le edgy pro player

>>376027681
le trash scrub das3 casual
*rolls 50 times to dodge one attack*

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>>376024579
>Delivers a world that flows fluidly together

>>376027749
le turbo 2x speedrunner
teah me your way senpaiii :D

>>376027826
>>376027551
How many of these you got? Can you upload them all?

>>376027826
The flow of time is convoluted you asshole

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>>376027826

>>376027826
Like I said, I'd rather have a fantasy world geography misalignment than a loading screen.

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defend this

>>376028017
Why? Because the devs said so?
Nobody seemed to mind 5 years ago, and now it's suddenly a problem?
You see a loading screen when you teleport and die as well, so...

>>376028048
The flow of space is convoluted in drangelic

>>376015717
Yes. I want to be a cute elf girl and be forcefully bred by ogres, orcs, minotaurs and all manner of strong and fertile beasts

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DEFEND THIS SHIT

>>376027551
What a fucking disaster that game was.
>Soul Memory
Let it all end.

>>376028096
A fluid open world is much more inviting than whatever the fuck Dark Souls 3 tried to do.

>>376028269
thats just ur shit internet. the other ones are shit tho

>>376028048
shockwaves are convoluted

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Defend THIS

>>376028330
There's a bigger "wow factor" to huge maps. Seemingly teleporting somewhere far away is claustrophobic.

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>>376028048
I can't. Souls games all have terrible hitboxes on grab attacks.
I don't have the other webm but someone post the one where the Iron Golem in DS1 does the exact same shit and throws the guy off the ledge.

>>376028369
It's called a lagswitch

>in dark souls 1 the only places you can't escape without warping are the lord soul areas, you can even make your way back up through tomb of the giants and the catacombs all the way back to firelink just by walking if you're so intent, or all the way back up the great hollow
>in dark souls 2 there's a whole bunch of tiny little ledges that prevent you from going backwards, which is especially obnoxious if you are doing a no bonfire run

>>376028597
This one seems bad than this >>376028048

>>376028643
It's called p2p netcode.

>>376028648
That one fucking drop in Iron Keep. You know it.

>>376028759
Yeah, that too. Even playing on Restricted is still iffy.

>>376010987
It's not an ogre it's a hommunculus

>>376022395
Im worried if they make a ds1 remaster, itll looked greyed out and not as 'wet' if that makes sense

>>376028768
I was trying to combat his opinion on that, but I believe it occurs in an Earthen Peak transition, and a Gutter/Gulch transition that you cant' get back from without using a bone, or the Primal fire at the end of the route.

But, I do believe these areas are also home to a vendor at the time.

>>376028846
>playing on Restricted
I heard it's working only for japanese IP's.

>>376028759
ds2 isnt p2p but its still somehow worse

>>376028937
Majula hole as well, before you get the ladder.

>>376028937
It's not just that.
>Can't get back from lost bastille
>The gargoyle bonfire lmao
>Brightstone Cove

>>376029140
that small 1 way drop with 6 double sickle guys
that was a dick move

>>376028887
You mean the material mapping

>>376028957
All of them are p2p. DS2 just has matchmaking server.

>>376029140
>lost bastille
Just go back to the boat at the dock and return through the Wharf.
>Gargoyle Bonfire
That's like the Iron Keep one, designed for the PvP area, just run through it and cycle back around

>Brightstone Cove
Primal at the end

>>376029280
You can get out of that though, by progressing through the tunnels.
However there are a ton of items in dragon aerie you can't get back from if you pick them up.

>>376029394
>Just go back to the boat at the dock and return through the Wharf.
You can't, the only way out of Lost Bastille is touching the primal bonfire at the end.
>That's like the Iron Keep one, designed for the PvP area, just run through it and cycle back around
Touching the Bellfry Luna bonfire in a no bonfire run ends it, the stairs are broken and there's no way back from there. I don't even understand the point of it since there's only the dogs and invader and the Bastille key there.
>Primal at the end
That's entirely the point, the only way out of there is the primal at the end.

>>376029424
>conveniently right when you get the unlimited homeward bone item

It's almost as if this game was truly designed to be perfect.

>mfw I'm more inspired than ever to finally commit to that no-death no-bonfire double challenge run

>>376029140
Also, the Gutter/Black Gulch in general.

>>376029612
That is completely false. It's a long trek, but you can board that boat again at the dock, and it'll take you to the Wharf, and from there you can travel through Heide's, and back to Majula.

>resting at the bonfire
Don't rest at the bonfire, and find your way through. Don't be an idiot, there's more ways to go and they will take you back around

>Primal fire
I'm gonna go back and look at it this weekend again, I'm pretty sure there's gotta be another way, but even if there isn't, the primal has no effect on the challenge run.

>>376029378
Sure, I just dont want the washed out look of ds3. BB looked fine, but ds2 and 3 lost some specularity

>>376030202
Because unless you're holding a torch, there are no light emitting sources.
I agree that modded Dark Souls 1 looks better than vanilla 2 any day.

>>376029923
Trust me, I tried. You can't get back from the wharf.
You make the boat go there by interacting with the thing inside it. You can't get back inside the boat from Lost Bastille.

I know how a no bonfire run works, I did one. You can touch the bonfire to set your spawn point but you can't rest at one.
The gargoyle one is a dead end one and if you touch it, it 100% ends the run. The only way to get out of those areas after you cross the point of no return is to get to the primal bonfire at the end.

>>376030417
That doesnt sound fun at all

>>376019604

>dodge sideways

How would that help when his attacks have 180+ degrees of range on top of unreal tracking? They're fucking awful.

>>376016525
Post pucci you bathroom faggot.

>>376028493
h-he hit you with the back of the spear

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>>376016525
Is this supposed to be cute? He's not even cute. Just looks like an average dude with a weak face dressing up like a girl. The fuck gives. Just his stupid ass fanbase circlejerking over him or some shit?

>>376014434
Maces are the only non-gimmicky weapons you can powerstance.

>>376022629
>>376022846
Was perfectly fine in SoTFS.

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I enjoyed Dark Souls 2, even though I can see it's glaring flaws

My major issue with the game is probably starting with shit agility, since it's so crucial to playing the game

>>376019610
For the remaining 20% of the game.

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>>376028597
>B-BUT BLOOD BORNE IS A MASTER PIECE

>>376010987
this reiminded me that dasboschitt exists

>>376030948
I liked powerstancing Black Flames and using them to buff each other.

>>376027551
>bant with a Dark Souls II fan
>he starts screaming and crying

>>376028597
Grab attacks are fucking universally awful. Making them so common after Demon's only had one in the entire game was a huge mistake.

>Everyone constantly says the game needs ADP leveled.
>Played through my first time as a Bandit with 3 ADP all the way up to Aldia's Keep.
>Did fine.
/v/ is full of fucking shitters.

>>376018621
you forgot
>does and inescapable three hit combo

>>376027506
also want to know this, is there any good graphics mod for DaS games?

>>376031902
Without getting hit once?

>>376031902
Fume Knight was the thing that made me put points into ADP. I was fine without it until then.

>>376031995
Dark Souls 1 has some beautiful sweetfx mods, but you might want to tweak them.
Dark Souls 2 and SOTFS supposedly softban people for this.

>>376031683
>Demon's only had one in the entire game
What was it? Soul Suck?

>>376032030
I obviously got hit, a lot, but only at the start of the game. Once I got used to it I didn't get hit anymore than I did first time through any other action game.

>>376032058
Chariot was the only boss that consistently hit me, because you need high ADP to roll through the wheels + scythe he drags if you don't want to hide in the alcoves.

Fume Knight wasn't out back then, so I'm not sure if I'd have needed high ADP for him.

>>376032356
Yeah, although thinking about it now there might have been more.

Penetrator had a grab as well.

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>>376032356

>>376032414
Do the mind flayers count as grabs?

>>376032581
Fuck I forgot about those too.

>>376031995
Don't waste your time and get this
http://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/1238/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fdarksouls%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D1238%26preview%3D&pUp=1

>>376025073
>he doesn't want to take the BOD (big ogre dick)

Fucking pussy

>>376027551
>>376027354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UScsme8didI
39:20

>>376026367
>DS2 are how "floaty" the movement feels
Can you explain what you mean with this? I see this a lot on /v/ but never understood it. The movement feels the same 'weight' as in DS1 to me

>>376032386
Chariot was a fucked up fight no matter how you did it. You either try to dodge his attacks and probably fail or hide in the alcoves while trying to deal with the skeletons.

>>376031902
Agree. I never knew the ADP to Agility connection until I read it here. Made it until essentialy the end before I put points in it, only Ivory King, 2Cat which I shamefully bhrightbugged, and the last 2 bosses of the main story were post ADP stat up.

>>376033549
"i have no opinion so im gonna just link matthew's video like a bumbling retard"

>>376033772
I never even knew there was a switch for that fight, I just arrowed the chariot to death.

>>376033932
How long did that take?

>>376033549
This video is very old, why is /v/ only now talking about it?

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>>376027953

>>376016525
he will never look female.

>>376033876
"i'm so pissed about ppl shitting on muh shitty ds2 im gunna shit post all over the thread"

>>376033757
The animations are mostly at a constant speed and weightless. There's little feedback when you land hits, and the cheap, inaccurate sounds make it worse. Everything looks hand-drawn, rather than mocapped.

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>>376027953
>>376034207

>watched my friend beat DS2 by throwing himself at enemies until they stopped spawning

Pretty ugly

>>376034114
Maybe around 15 mins, I had an upgraded Dragonrider Bow back then so it wasnt really too tedious.

>>376034654
Is that Dark Souls 3? That bossfight looks fantastic.

>>376034781
it's the last boss of the second (and last) DLC, Ringed City

>>376034781
The slow borrng fight is the best boss from DaS2, Fume Knight from the Iron King dlc.
The fast fun fight is Gael from the "The Ringed City" dlc from das3

>>376034654
stick to that booty

Worst enemy design of the entire series. Would have been cut from a Miyazaki game.

>>376032676
To be fair it's hard to count them since it only comes after their ranged move that traps you in place. Really the entire thing just falls on you dodging the ranged attack.

>>376034674
I had to do that with Iron Keep the first time.

Not my proudest moment, but it was pretty comfy being able to make it all the way to Smelter with only 2-4 guys left on the path

>>376034654
What's the problem here?

>>376035425
>slow monotonous Iron Keep ripoff fight
vs
>CUHRAAZAY

>>376028017
Okay but literally all the other Soulsborne games did both

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>>376035479
>slow is bad. fast is good

>>376034285
he's right tho, there's no reason to post matt's OLD video, full of blatantly incorrect information and also a fair bit of complaints about artificial difficulty that you'd hear out of someone just trying the first game out back in the day

make your own points or don't post at all. matt had his day back when the game came out

>>376035608
No suspense - bossfight where a big guy turtles and walks back from you

>>376035714
but he rarely does that. that's like cherrypicking gael's slow walk that he can get stuck in during his second phase and then posting fume going apeshit

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>steals your insight

>>376035651
>full of blatantly incorrect information
What did he mean by this?

>>376035714
So every Souls game before BB and it's bastard child have no suspense?

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>>376015717
>drool is same color as tongue

Why are anime artists so retarded?

>>376035797
I assume you've only watched the video and didn't play the game, so you'd probably have to find your own answers you grass-eating bovoid.

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>>376016525
Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is wrong with his eyes. He doesn't even have a fucking face for it either, he just looks like a guy.

>>376035882
>grass-eating bovoid
Made me laugh for some reason, definitely stealing this insult for later use

>>376035776
warburlabwuusbrallla!

>>376035827
All Dark Souls 1 bosses gave you little time to move around and had relatively quick movesets.

>>376035776
*unzips church pick*

eat shit

>>376033549
"Muh-lee"

>>376016525
When did Afro become such a massive faggot? I miss his early DaS1 videos where he didn't speak or fucking cross-dress as a desperate bid for attention.
/dsg/, never again.

>>376010987
those cyclopses were so cute I just wanted to love them

>>376019604
me too but that strat doesn't work too well on the part here you have to fight two at once :(

>>376018995
kek

>>376021473
*BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>376036702
This but in a not-gay way. They just look cute

>>376036445
> look! e-celeb! (he's not even)
> that's make his opinion baka wrong

>>376033772
Chariot was one of the most fair fights in the game. It punishes being an idiot and panicking.

If Dark Souls 3 had a more intraconnected world, had no door blocking the grand archives, didn't have weapon upgrades segregating online, had more 1 on 1 invasions, and slowed the player and enemies down by 20% it'd be amazing

>>376037215
And randomly doesn't hit skeletons in front of you when you're hiding.
And sometimes hits you for being just an inch too close to the corridor.

>>376037624
>And randomly doesn't hit skeletons in front of you when you're hiding.
Unless you're above med roll weight, you can run passed almost everything, only needing to alcove once. Fighting the skeletons is usually a waste of time.

>>376016525
But DON'T TELL AYONE YOU LVLED THAT UP FAGGET

>>376037587
none of that matters if you can still chain rolls together with no interruption in between

>>376033081
>HD Player Messages

Last I checked that shit was broken.

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>swings sword around randomly
>destroys all your poise
>suddenly walk off into other directions

>>376021454
I want Stray Demon to sit on me and I get stuck between the ass cheeks.

>>376040202
This but with Gwynevere

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>>376019362
>tfw DS3 steals Crocomire

>>376040120
> so lazy can't pull dem arrows out

>>376025957
The areas could've been better but there were improvements in the combat (besides kick being replaced with that slow ass guard break) and some other aspects of gameplay

>>376040120
Pretty sure this guy is blind. Also kind of explains why he stops for a second as if he's listening to your movement.

>>376017053
>these flaws already existed

Yes, and Matthew said that by the sequel they should've been fixed, but they weren't

>>376031902
>t. shield shitter

>>376025210
fer jew

>>376017918
>run past him
>he clipped through the floor
>get to the tunnels
>there he is
THIS HAPPENED THREE FUCKING TIMES

>>376035479
>Fast
Yep,I really liked when he stopped in the air for one second so that even the shittiest player could dodge that. The definition of a CUHRAZZY! game.

>>376042434
Better than Sir Alonne's anime style teleportation slash.

>>376041280
the arrow in his eye supports your lore theory

>>376018621
>blocks while attacking with a sword
DaS2 is such a piece of shit

>>376044489
You mean spear? Guard Break ftw

>>376044801
No nigger, I mean those Falconer fucks will block your attacks while they are in sword swinging animations. Which means you can't interrupt their attacks.

>>376027506
Scholar of the First Sin.

I hear it's a really good mod.

>>376013242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEYa-YUML4k

>>376046478
Is this where BRAAAAAAP meme comes from?

>>376036224
The fuck are you on about? The ones with "quick movesets" in DS1 are literally Artorias, Manus and Gwyn.

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>>376016525

>>376047237
Yes I remember having time to chug estus in capra. Or casting sunlight spear in stray demon.

>>376010987
such a lousy game

>>376040321
this but with anyone i'm lonely and need physical contact

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>>376031914
>does and inescapable three hit combo

*blocks ur hallway*

>>376016525
WHEN I WAS

>>376031902
>>376041436
not even him but I platimumed Scholar of the First sin without ever leveling ADP or blocking. You guys are just shit at these games.

>>376048080
>Capra
>kill the dogs, run to the stair
>???
>profits

>stray demon
TOP KEK git gud

>>376048756
f-fuck you

>>376048834
gigglingfirekeepers.jpg

>>376024904
>I played it multiple times through and never gave it a thought.
>the world is the best but i never gave it a thought

hm...

>>376010987

so guys how do the dlcs work in ds3?

can I finish the main game first and then step into the last dlc or do them before, I don't want my character being reset

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>>376034946
>>376035479

Kill yourself. Souls games aren't supposed to be fast.