The eternal steamcuck strikes again

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Aren't you cucking yourself for caring about what service other people use? Let alone spending time posting about things other people enjoy on /v/ of all places? Why not recommend me a good video game instead?

>>376002176
>Why not recommend me a good video game instead?
Prey 2

>>376001689
memes aside, the steam review percentage is the most accurate way to check the quality of a game on the internet.

if it's not a meme game, that's it.

you can try proving me wrong, but it's impossible, so don't bother

Fucking hell there's a lot of different things for the ending.

>save the nigger doc and your slavic cripple girlfriend
>convert the evil deathsquad commando into your shuttle pilot
>save your big brother
>EMP the alien hivemind
>save the cargobay crew
>destroy the station before you leave

This is great.

>>376002550

Prey 2 doesn't exist, it won't exist and would be complete shit. Fuck you.

>>376001689
What does this have to do with cucking?

Eh, gonna buy this from G2A.

Hopefully the key I get is from stolen russian credit card so devs don't get a single cent

>>376003457
>the steam review percentage is the most accurate way to check the quality of a game on the internet.
Steamcucks rate every garbage like Fez, Braid and Gone Home positively
fuck off shill

>>376004159
except fez and braid are good, you pathetic shitposter-kun, and gone homo is 77% which is alright for the type of game it's trying to be

>b-b-but phil is mean!!
>b-b-but gaymerg8!

kys

>>376004392
>except fez and braid are good
I want reddit to leave

>>376004610
it's almost as if the majority of humanity is ignorant and stupid

>>376004392
>using greentext like a hysterical redditor
You gotta go back you are not welcome here

>>376001689
I'll probably pick this up when it's less than 25 bucks. I can't justify paying 60 dollars for video games anymore.

>>376004718
>>376004610
wow, nice arguments you got there! you sure proved me wrong! i guess braid and fez are garbage, thanks for enlighting me!

looks fun. i'll get it on a keysite when i can for >$30.

>>376004753
I don't pay more than $5 for video games. By the time I get them, they all have their expansions and patches. It's great.

>>376001689
did i play this game before?

>mfw no denuvo

time 2 pirate

>>376005052
It has denuvo.

>>376005052
it has denuvo, I know it's not stated either on the store page nor EULA, but they simply do this not to put people off

>>376001689
Who are you quoting?

>>376005223
It's stated on the store page.

>>376004986
What's the most recent release you bought with this philosophy tho?

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>>376005223
It has a big announcement in the game's page

After all the shilling and bought reviews I expected far more people to be playing it, seems it didn't sell too well.

>>376002550
>still butthurt about prey 2
Get over it faggot.

>>376005258
RuneScape

>>376004069

> I want devs to fail! I hate videogames and I want them to stop altogether.

Thank you very much fag.

>>376005258
Battleborn.

>>376004069
Why?

>finally get around to playing demo
>come to /v/ to see what's up
>forget that game released earlier today
>anons are already posting unspoilered shit about the ending

i expected nothing and am still disappointed

>>376001689
>cuck
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

>>376005349

>Prey marketers got buttmad when TiTS the 3rd was looking like it might surpass Prey on Steam Top Sellers and even went in baiting "URF DURF WHAT'S THE APPEAL OF THIS WEEABOO CRAP?"

>>376002550
you have no idea of whether it was actually good or not. you've just built it up in your head as something great because you'll never get to play it. same as all those autists crying about how unused concepts is 'cut content' they were robbed of. could've been complete ass for all anyone knows.

>>376005441
>I want another western garbage to sell
The game was released in alpha stage. The PS4 version has awful input lag that they didn't even bother to fix in the demo
Effects and many other things are missing
It's a slightly more polished build than Bioware games.

>>376005485
you could tell it was them because whenever prey 2 was brought up it was like their response was a personal vendetta against Human Head.

No one gives a shit about a studio who's last developed game was 10 years ago like they did.

>>376005527

Bitch, please.

>>376005527
The day 1 patch fixed most things.

>>376005680
>i-it's fixed! Everything is normal!
>/v/ was wrong again!
You are Andromeda aren't you?

>>376005441
>Bethesda
yeah if they failed and stopped making video games i wouldn't give a fucking shit, would I?

>>376005492
theres alot of gameplay you dingleberry

>>376005323
they just added it then, yesterday (which was day of release) it didnt

>>376005861
>yesterday (which was day of release) it didnt
Yesterday the game wasn't released you euro trash

>>376005793

I love how easy is to spot a retard with no knowledge about the industry. They don't know de difference between a publisher and a developer. Fuck off idiot.

>>376006187
>e-educate yourself!

>>376003603
>This is great.
is it true it just a simulation ending memes?

>>376006293

Educate yourself.

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So now that Harvey's life is absolute fucking ruins can we finally admit Prey is one of the worst vidyas of the century?

>>376001689
>Talos

what the fuck is up with this word used as an end-all spacey shit?

Literally 5 games have named their space stations Talos or something in that vein.

>>376006443

What? Who is Harvey?

>>376006187
How much they paying you?

>>376006652
Space things are supposed to have Greek names, and we ran out of unique names to use there ages ago.

>>376006892

Not a cent. I'm doing it for free.

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>>376001689
>>376002550
>>376004069
>>376006443
I'm so happy Prey 2 got shitcanned, your butthurt over some shitty bounty hunter game is delicious. How many more weeks are you going to keep at this?

>>376001689
They gave a lot of copies away with sponsorship deals, it's no surprise it got a mass of good scores there.

>>376007771
Delete this
The youtube reactions were honest. Steam reviews are credible
You are jealous.
Bye.

>>376006187
Keep riling it up and they'll start saying obsidian should make prey 3.

>>376007771

No review copy was sent, you fucking idiot.

Is it good?

>>376008574
ye

>>376008574
Closest you'll get to a proper stuff like Half-Life and System Shock 2 nowadays. So yes.

>>376005527
Fuck PS4 to be honest, Important thing is that it's well optimized for pc.

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>>376002550
how about scalebound anon?

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>>376005527
>chinky plinky games are so much better

>>376001689
What the fuck are you even saying? Who is calling Prey a platforming game?
Anyway, people loved Dishonored, and it was a solid game. While the deal with original Prey 2 is sad, I can't really blame Arkane for not refusing the name Bethesda gave to them. There was never doubt that this was going to be alright at least.

>>376007703
This desu

The fact that it's really only here as well makes it funnier.

>>376004610
Then why are you still here

>>376007703
>weeks
This has been going for as long as it was officially cancelled

>>376007703
>I'm so happy the actual sequel got shitcanned so we can have more garbage that just uses a name for brand recognition

>>376005441
/v/ - Strawman.

>>376007703
>>376009502
>>376009693
Why is he (they?) even so butthurt? Never understood what looked so great about Prey 2, looked like the usual "cool concept that will be dumbed down into shit by release".

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>>376009737
>no new info about the game apart the videos in 2013
>"b-but they were still working on it i swear!"

>>376009770
Because Bethesda fucked over a studio. Unlike games that get cancelled because they are stuck in developement hell or are just looking bad, it was very sour cancellation.

I got it for 30 eur because Russia. It's been a fun game so far.
Never cared who made the game as long as it's fun to play.

>>376009737
>Arkane
>garbage

Hang yourself.

>>376009852
Yes, they were working on it until Bethesda cut off the funds, and developement was cancelled.

>>376001689
have you considered that it might be a decent game?

>>376009994
Are you a dev at Bethesda?

>>376010123
No.

>>376007703
Kill yourself harvey

So many butthurt people that can't even construe an argument. For those on the fence, pirate this piece of garbage and save your money for something better. Also, there is not a demo on the PC, so you are basically gambling your money for a product you might not like.

>>376010276

Cool opinion. Just bought it. Stay mad.

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>>376010263
>>376010276
Keep crying faggot, you're not getting your mediocre injun in space game.

>>376004392
SUCK MY DICK, CHOKE ON IT!

>>376010276
can you even fucking pirate it? PC platform is fucking devenu and 30% performance loss because of it

>>376003457
Good joke
>"Why doesn´t this hardware-taxing game work on my 10 year old thinkpad???"
>"Volvo gib DLC"
>"My graphic card overheats every time I play this game and I´m not lowering my overclock for it!!"
>"Anime tiddies 10/10"
>"Got if for free from the developer, great game guys"

>>376011046
If Steam reviews are good for one thing, is spotting/calling out unoptimized triple A garbage games. So on that front they have it down.

This game is the closest one to Half life we'll have in a while.

Add System shock to the mix and BOOM!

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>>376010842
>30% performance loss
is this the new 'destroys ssd' meme that helps you sleep at night?

>>376010842
>30% performance loss
With a pc build 3 yrs ago maybe.

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>>376003457
wtf I love shit games now

>>376011198
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Who needs Half Life 3 when we now have prey guys, buy it everyone!

The glue gun is SO MUCH FUN xD

>>376009971
>Arkane
>garbage
Chose two.
They're shit and yes, Dishonoured franchise are shit and a boring garbage.

>>376009737
>the actual sequel
With completely different gameplay. And completely different characters. And completely different story.

Sorry but no buy from me shills, game looks ugly and the monsters look stupid.

>>376002176
In a literal sense, no
In an epic meme sense, yes

>want to discuss about the game
>everyone's just shitposting
I guess it's my fault for expecting too much from /v/

dishonored -> good game
dishonored2 -> poop
prey -> ???

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>>376012134
It's a good game fellow shill, we should all stop posting and buy it now.

>>376010447
I think you're drunk again Harvey like the 5th time this week

>>376012173
>dishonored -> good game
???

>>376001689
Wait, didn't Prey come out in 2006... oh, it's a new game. Fucking sake, I hate when people do this.

>>376012173
Arx = amazing game
Dark Messiah = amazing game
Dishonoured = good game
Dishonoured 2 = good game
Prey = ???

The average is favourable, the trend not as much.

>>376012282
Remove the kick from Dark Messiah and what's left?

Is Nu-Prey anything like Dead Space? I've been wanting a new Dead Space game, but EA won't make one unless it sells 5 gorillion copies.

>>376011672
Half-Life 3 is dead until Valve figures out a way to add microtransactions to it.

>>376009770
It had features that looked promising

>>376009894
Bethesda basically runs like a mafia. If they like your idea they give you a bit of cash. Then they'll threaten to break your legs (less budgeted money, shittier deadlines, outrageous demands) until you hand over studio ownership.

>There's still a Harvey thread up on page 1

Moderators

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Wish I were at home so I could make a Prey2fag Wojak edit.

>>376012414
It's more like System Shock 2 with some Half Life and a little Dead Space.

>>376011516
Mostly positive means the game is shit, basically.
Very positive varies from mediocre to alright.
Overwhelmingly positive means it's generally good.

Neptunia is a meme game so it doesn't count. Bioshock Infinite is the only thing it gets wrong here.

>>376005323

Dont worry i can wait.

>>376011934
I mean the liberal sense of cucking; watching someone else doing something is cucking yourself.

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>>376003457
>Only idiots who buy on Steam are allowed to review
>Accurate way to check quality

>>376009971
>corporate dicksucking
>Dishonored 2

Why won't those cuckfucks at Arkane release a demo for PC?

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>>376012330
Statisfying as fuck swordplay and magic.
This utterly retarded kick meme needs to die already, it's old and modly.

>>376013836

ARE YOU RETARDED?!

>>376003457
>You can try proving me wrong
Not enough reviews there to determine quality yet.

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>>376012330
Archery.

>>376011516
>pic unrelated

>>376014875
If you got them game directly from Steam you either bought the game overpriced, which makes you an idiot, or you bought the game 2 years after it's released for $2.50, in which case you most likely aren't the target audience for the game anyway.

People who bought from stores other than Steam, directly from the developer or even boxed copies aren't allowed to review on Steam anymore.

>>376001689
>>376004159
>>376013702
>>376014226
kys

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>>376015069
Nice fake news, fag

>>376015069

I was just quoting one of the lines the guy in your pic says anon

>>376002550
>People whine about Prey is it having nothing to do with the original.
>Yet they want Prey 2, which also had nothing to do with the original.

And no, Tommy showing up at some point doesn't fix it. It was a dumb shooter with none of the gravity or portal mechanics.

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>>376013213
>so it doesn't count

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>The leak was real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cElX-Fxy21U

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so is it good or what?

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>No two gun limit
>No regenerating health.
>No iron sights.
>No wallhack vision.
>Can't just get all the perks, have to choose what you want.

This is the only decent looking shooter to buck shitty AAA trends and /v/ is shitting on it for literally no reason. I have no words.

>>376011198

it is pretty good, i mean its missing the darker horror elements of system shock 2, but combat is far more difficult and intense than ss2 ever was, stop whinging and play it

i really like how open ended the puzzle solutions are

So far its my favourite game this console generation (I play it on pc)

>>376017667
most people in this thread probably haven't played it baka

>>376017598
I'm 4 hours in and its pretty neat so far. Lots of exploring and its really open-ended, and you really are locked out of places without certain upgrades which is nice, dishonored had too much of "get in anywhere regardless."

>console version is 30fps
>my pc is still on fx6300
Time to upgrade, I guess.

>>376018028
its cryengine on a space station, i doubts its being pushed to hard considering the things it capable of

>>376018191
Well, Doom started running considerably worse after patches and dipped from stable 60 to 40-45 on my rig, so even with cryengine I have my doubts.

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>>376017073

Hory shit

PSA: If you buy Prey you are supporting corruption and the continued shitification of video games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKw_VUuZjCE
>giving Bethesda money
LOL

>>376018623
>shitification
Pff.

>>376017073

dumbass it was not a legit leak it was a smelly arab that got the console game early.

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>>376009737
>uses a name for brand recognition

>>376018623
This Prey looks certainly a lot better than Prey 2.

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>>376017073
fucking hell

>>376018623
If I get more games like prey 2017 im cool with that

>>376004159
>gone home
>not a meme game

ITT: People who never cared about Prey or Prey 2 use its cancellation as an excuse to shit post about a game they know nothing about

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>see 100 day one reviews, all positive "best game ever!"
>they all have under an hour and a half played

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>>376003457
Yeah, it's super accurate.

>>376018971
>you need to waste 40 hours to say if it's good or bad game

>>376018971
>Game has been out for only a few hours
>Reviews only have a few hourss on record'

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

How do I buy a Prey key from cdkeys without having a fucking paypal or skrill account? Why can't I just type in my credit card shit and go on with it?

>>376019148
You'd rather a sketchy fucking russian have your cc information than PayPal?

You make bad decisions.

>>376019067
>implying

>>376018971
zenimax is scum. i'm postive that the positive reviews for the elder scrolls online are due to fuckery too

>>376019067
Well yes, else you get crap like No Man's Sky that only needs to be good for the first 3 hours.

>>376001689
Did you know we have greentext for a reason, newfag?

>>376019527
Prey gets better and better the more you play though, so it's fine

Is it more half-life or bioshock gameplay?

>>376019148
You do know those key sites are shady as fuck and exist because russians steal credit cards, buy keys, then re-sell them right?

Do NOT put your credit card numbers in there. Go make a fucking pay pal

>>376019148
Your bank will likely reject the charge because it's going to come from Hong Kong. Make a paypal unless you're planning on changing your card number after making the transaction.

>>376019653
more system shock 2, has art deco style in some areas though

>>376002176
Aren't you cucking yourself for caring about how other people cuck themselves?

>>376019527
But what's wrong with being 'only good for X'? Technically nothing.

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>>376009971

So, are there only 3 guns throughout the entire game? The atmosphere looks nice, but combat seems boring and limited.

>>376020531
Explore more, there is a host of guns.

>>376020509
Because you invested that much time and want a good ending for your efforts. Not for the game to turn into chore and the end goal being a half-assed movie and a reset to the beginning.

>>376001689
So what are people hating about this? It kinda looks like a modern System Shock.

Watched some live gameplay, the scavenging shit looks boring. There's no fun in picking stuff in every corners of the game. Ennemies are sponges and just disappear once killed. I want it to be good but there's a lot of red flags so far.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae4zNB9CYsg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7UV2Ez_jE

The verdict is in. Its game of the year all years counting backwards. Go to cd keys and get for half price now :^)

>>376020575
I havent found a machine gun yet, which is what I'm personally missing, I'm loving the pistol and the shotgun feels nice, the gluegun is superuseful too but I'm feeling a void in my loadout.

>>376020743
You speak for yourself. I find it perfectly acceptable to play games for novelty factors. Video games aren't jobs anon. You don't need to complete it if you don't want to

>>376020575
like?

there'a shotgun
a gloogun
laser beam
stun gun
and pistol

seems pretty lackluster to me, anon.

>>376020901

It's not a game that never existed.

>>376011046
i said the overall percentage, not the autistic reviews

>>376011516
thanks for confirming my previous post.

also neptunia counts as meme game

Any essential human neuromods?
Or should I save it for the ayy lmao ones?

>>376021885
Arkane shiteaters, everyone.

>>376002176
literally every time you son of a bitch, at least try something new eastern shit

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Randy is badass again!