Angry/Rage vidya messages you received
Someone please post the Dante one. You know the one.
What kind of autist sends messages like these over xbox live?
>>376000647
This one?
>>376000739
Oh fuck I don't know why but I just lost it there
>>376000221
Damn, what a badass.
>>376000221
>>376000674
>>376000738
holy shit that's acrtuallly halirious
>>376000692
that was always the best part about these, typing shit with an xbox controller took FOREVER, so they must have been real fucking mad. either that or they bought the keyboard which is equally retarded
someone post the dark souls sword one
>>376000738
Yep. Cracks me up every time.
The other great one is "a few A.M. stations"
>>376000738
what about the one with the dude sending a wallpaper as well
>>376000867
nevermind it was this one >>376000738
This one has always been my favorite
Has any of you gotten any of my "the nuns knew it" messages from USF4 on the PS3?
>>376000875
Gotcha covered
>>376000957
Fuck
Google gave me a thumbnail
>>376000042
>Beat someone in Mk9
>They send me a voice chat asking if I only know one combo
>Just ask them why they don't learn to block literally ever
>Get an incomprehensible voice string of obscenities
Someone post the douchebag chocolat one.
>>376000957
>son of a thousand rodents
>>376001021
Nevermind.
>>376000738
>wheelchair balls.jpg
>>376000976
I was just about to post this
>>376001159
>I will miss her
>>376001065
>chaosfags.jpg
>>376000042
My only 360 messages I received were all audio and it was just some gargled mess of shit mic + puberty telling me I was shit at life for 30 seconds straight.
>>376000042
>played during the height of MW2, Halo 3 on 360
>never got any rage messages
IT'S NOT FAIR, WHY WASN'T I GOOD ENOUGH?!
>>376001509
Well his name is appropriate.
Classic
>>376001503
Well, he's not wrong
What's the best way to respond to hate mail? U mad is baby tier, I'm talking true trolling.
>>376001659
What else can you do when the host has two phantoms with them
>>376001509
>bragging about being below the poverty line
can't make this shit up
>>376000674
Kekked
>>376001642
Jesus christ, they really are just children.
>>376001642
Kissing girls is pretty gay though.
Honestly I never even bothered to look up what he said, but I assume he's mad that I kicked his ass in MW2
>>376001273
This was never funny.
>>376001712
>people across the ocean in shithole countries blaming you for bad internet
Every time
>>376001642
too far!
>>376001509
Why would someone need 5 ps3's and 12 xboxes. What would you even do with all those.
>>376000976
>Zone: Family
>>376001509
something isn't adding up here
>>376001819
Looks Turkish to me.
>>376000957
Sounds like Rolfe from Ed, Edd N Eddy
>>376001819
Google translates tells me: "Mother can bite you crap shit"
>>376001918
So you're saying a dirty kebab was talking shit to me? Even better
>>376001819
>>376001918
>>376001984
It's Hungarian
t. knower
>>376000957
>you son of a thousand rodents
gosh damn a lot of these are just comedy gold
>>376002021
Oh well, I guess a slav yelling at me is just as funny as a turk yelling at me
>>376002021
Can you tell me what he's saying anon?
>>376002101
Hungarians aren't slavs, actually. They're magyar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
>>376001882
>I count only two deaths and that was you and your useles fuckboy
>>376000145
>Zone
>Recreation
I never stop loving this.
>>376002182
I didn't know it was Hungarian to be fair. Though I never did know that about Hungarians, so thnx anon.
>>376002101
They're closer to Finns and Estonians than Slavs - Linguistically, anyway.
>>376002149
No sorry. I can easily recognize the language, but not speak it.
>>376002227
FUCKIN GUITAR HANDSSSS
>>376002304
I wonder what ol brian is up to these days
>>376001929
exactly what i thought, fucking brilliant.
I'm almost sad xbox/ps4 mod the hell out of everything now
>>376002227
I cannot imagine being so mad that I'd play the guitar on the microphone
>>376002304
I can smell the desperation from miles away. This one always gives me a chuckle even as I cringe inside.
>>376000042
I can't read this without imagining it being spoken by Dagda in SMT IV:A
>>376002227
lul
I miss the good old days of xbox rage mail.
>>376002227
>not playing Free Bird
What a faggot
>>376002227
Be sure to whisper so you don't wake your step-dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNdVTgTrs88
>>376002304
How can one be so bad at playing such an easy riff?
>>376002304
I'm confident he checked google before writing 'stereotypical' correctly
>>376002227
>those missed notes
>>376002957
Meant for >>376002227
>>376002227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAuafEBKEic
>>376002921
>XBL messages can be nine and a half minutes long
>>376002440
Probably getting it up the arse by a cunt four times his weight
>>376000042
>>376000103
>>376000145
>>376001273
americancucks fell for the Halo fair game meme
>>376001902
What does that "zone" bit even mean?
>>376001893
>he doesn't have a blanket fort where the walls themselves are consoles
>>376003119
The "type of player" you are
>>376000042
>you received
>>376003402
The few I had on PS3 are now lost to the wind. I wish I could access them.
Kids are so fucking dumb
>>376003456
>the weak have no voice
someone post "and a few am stations"
>when you realize hatemail isn't as popular as it used to be
>>376003735
you clearly dont play moabs
>>376001819
"fuck your mother you camping piece of shit"
that's what it says
>>376003698
This one always fucking gets me
>>376000738
Classic Uncle Dante
>>376003712
already been posted >>376000976
>>376000738
Dante BTFO!
>>376003336
Scottish lad.
>>376004017
>>376004280
>The guilty pay the price +tax
>>376000738
Based Demo.
>>376003456
>the weak have no voice
>>376000738
I miss him
What is it about Dark Souls that makes these people go full autistic?
>>376004620
muh honor
Why don't people send hate mail anymore? I was climbing up in ranked SFV last night and got several ragequits, one of which was a perfect. I also came back in a match and took down an Akuma's entire health bar when I had just a sliver left, still no hate mail the whole night. Why?
>>376004620
Invasions seem a lot more personal when it's some guy barging into your world to hunt you down and murder you. Autists, children and third worlders can't help but go fucking ballistic and interpret it as an actual attack on them.
>>376004767
They're forging hatemail using your username. Be afraid.
>>376004158
Why would he even attach god of war wallpaper?
>>376001713
A 10 year XBL user is saying this shit... this guy's probably in his mid 20s talking like a middle schooler. Damn.
>>376003030
he's right though
>>376004767
PC can't message, and PS4 names might be different from Capcom ID. They'd have to go to recent players or something and I guess most people don't bother.
>>376000221
That's just sad
>>376003387
>iTz
Why was this ever a thing?
>>376001273
dumb 12 year old memeshitter that paid for an avatar and name change just to make stupid shrek jokes
probably got one of his friends to take the picture
>>376001893
playing LAN matches against yourself because you're the loneliest man in the world
>>376003387
fuck i wish i had a mountain dew gamerpic
>>376003456
>The few I had on PS3 are now lost to the wind
RIP all my PS3 messages from before i switched hard drives
i lost a lot of good P4U bants
>>376004236
subtle
>>376003698
>Subject: Wheelchair Balls
>>376007396
kek
Probably fake but still pretty funny
https://youtu.be/MVOsTFCsaZs
you may have wont the game of GTA but lost the game of life
>>376004767
I get it all the time. I've been suspended 5 times for communications offences for replying back to those faggots.
Got one the other night I was taken aback that rage messages were still a thing.
>>376008993
Play overwatch and don't join team chat, you get alot :^)
>>376009078
>you mad bro?
Sorry Anon, but baldy completely owned you there
>>376009183
>implying that's not the last refugee of the defeated.
>>376009217
No, man, that's an insta-kill argument.
>>376009298
You found it funny, that's why you like it, that doesn't mean he won though, read everything baldy said previously and you'll know he'll never win an argument with that shitty attitude.
>>376009217
The 'blocked' part essentially secured my victory.
>>376009384
Clearly you're still mad so hes right.
>>376002440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcyxFNuQlwo
>>376009384
he's bald, he can't win even if he proves everything scientifically.
>>376009471
Are you baldnbeautiful69?
>>376009471
And what makes you think I'm the one who uploaded the pic you fucking retard.
>>376009384
>>376009593
You sound mad as fuck
ive gotten tons of hatemail and ive gotren tons of xbox accounts before. it wqs like christmas on the marketplace
>>376009593
>>376009384
Fucking triple mad, holy shit. I feel sorry for you man, that guy really wrecked you.
why am i so bald
>>376009593
Umad
>>376009741
it's because you're filled to the brim with testosterone you manly fuck
>>376009680
>>376009728
>>376009767
Nice samefag, how pathetic can you be.
>>376009785
Holy shit how mad can you get? It's just a game, bro.
>>376009680
>>376009728
>>376009767
>>376009741
Here at Ashley and Martin we can fix that for you
>>376009785
Stop being so mad
>>376009785
>being this mad
No wonder some pathetic bald fuck fucks you up, like it's nothing.
>>376001882
>Louisiana
To be fair, our internet is pretty shit unless Dallas servers.
>>376009867
>>376009876
I see you can use paint, congratulations, want a cookie for that?
>>376009945
How about you use some restraint and stop being so mad all the time? All that stress is really bad for your health.
>>376009945
You are so mad you can't even look at timestamps anymore
>>376009785
>>376009867
>>376009876
Nice one guys I bet he's mad as fuck now.
>>376009945
Try not to break your monitor fag you just fucking got told
[X] the told and the beautiful
[X] told case
[X] soldiers of foretold
>>376009945
>>376010037
>>376010049
>>376010087
>>376010135
Doesn't matter what I do, samefag will always reply with "hurrr u madd u maddd" must be a fun life
>>376009114
delete this.
>>376010087
>missing Toldasaurus Rex [X]
0/10 fucking apply yourself
>>376001273
leddit
>>376010162
Hey, don't feel that way. Despite being so furious, you got bunch of (You)'s. That ought to make you feel better.
>>376010162
>thread about hate mail
>gets mad about tiny things
Pottery
>>376010162
[X] no country for told men
>>376010191
Sure thing mate, keep that globe shiny.
>>376010232
>>376010238
>>376010265
Thank for proving my point samefag, btw, it's poetry, not pottery, you fucking retard.
>>376010292
[X] Stone Told Steve Austin
>>376010292
Also it's Thanks, not Thank, but I understand that you're mashing your keyboard like a tornado right now, being so mad and all.
>>376010292
Watch your mouth before I wash it out with semen and you get to wash mine too.
>>376001882
Worse ones are brazil,mexico and china
>>376010292
Pottery
O <== Your head (which is full of rage and anal anguish)
>>376010349
>>376010367
>>376010381
>>376010469
Yeah yeah samefag, I knew you were gay, but come on, you can do better than that
>that feel when you get bunch of (You)'s and at the same time get so told it's not even worth it
>>376010489
>>376010489
Punish me onisan
Please polish my bald head.
>>376010489
Ad hominem is a typical sign of immense anger teamed up with lack of actual arguments.
>>376010559
>>376010578
>>376010616
>le meme reaction face
Just what we needed from samefag
>>376000957
Rolf, pls go
>>376000042
Truly amazing work /v/, here I am after posting baldnbeautiful69 watching this debacle unfold. Great entertainment guys.
>>376002149
"You can fuck your mother you camping shit"
>>376010624
hahah ur mad
>>376010624
>eme reaction fa
>>376010489
>>376010292
>>376010162
>>376009945
Fucking samefag, kys.
>>376010779
>>376010757
>>376010740
>>376010735
Kill yourself you bald samefag.
>>376010735
Nothing better than ganging up on your fellow /v/irgin.
Guys I think I killed my room mates dog what do I do?
>>376010869
Bury it and pray daily.
>post yfw you will never be this baldnbeautiful'd
>>376010717
1/2
AFK and someone tried to kill me. They didn't succeed.
>>376004280
>The guilty pay the price +tax
Oh my fuck I'm crying
>>376010941
2/2
So I let the little guy vent, and boy did he go on forever.
>>376010812
is this some form of (You) trading?
>>376010914
Does someone has the one that at the end said "greetings from germany"?
>>376011026
It's how Australians launder money, just ignore them.
>>376011026
He's so mad, only a high dosage of (You)'s are keeping him from bursting into treats.
Someone should link baldnbeautiful this thread
>>376011101
Baldnbeautiful69 here i had a gewd dai at skool xD
I don't have any of the messages saved anywhere, but back when Tekken Tag 2 came out I played against some guy a few times who would just stop fighting whenever I got the upper hand during a round so he could feel like he didn't actually lose. Afterwards he would message me every few minutes for like an hour or two telling me how bad I was and how he won every round and all this stuff.
There's just something about fighting games that turns people insane, the player review things xbox 360 did was a good indicator of the salt you'd get. I'm not a perfect boy or anything but my score dropped 40% from being nearly perfect from a bunch of bogus reviews by crybabies after i started playing fighting games.
What the fuck happened in this thread? Was a bald anon triggered?
>>376011192
>being this blown out
>>376011263
>being this bald
>>376011192
Damn mate, must be pretty awful to already be bald in school.
>>376011282
I'll be sure to plant a tree in memory of your murdered anus
>at house
>loud screech
>sounds like someone fucking a cat
>turns out I are not alone
>I took a friend and forgot about it
>he's currently fucking a cat
>>376001334
>confused lemur
What did he mean by this?
>>376011257
Australians
>>376010869
Just tell your roommate that the dog kept giving you weird looks, he will understand
>>376010869
Sweep it under the carpet and act none the wiser.
>>376010869
lol youre so fucking mad
>>376001370
>Knight armour
not mine but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Z8L1hSioM
>>376011663
>>376011609
>>376010910
I'm talking to a sleep right now I had a shot of heroin and accidentally sat on it I think I'm just gonna hide it under the cushion on the couch
>>376000221
I can only imagine what the follow up would have been if the person replied with "I'm a girl"
>>376011792
Honestly its not a bad plan. Just make it look like the dog got itself fucked up or make it look like your roommate did it himself.
If he's got a car just toss it under his car and so he'll think he ran it over.
>>376011869
Good idea I'm going to make it look like the dog stole my heroin and overdosed, thanks anon, wish me luck.
>>376011854
It would have probably been >>376002304
Seriously though fellas I was the true victor purely because bladnbeautiful69s retorts + opening message.
>>376011917
That's a solid and believable plan. Good fucking luck anon.
>>376011953
>still being THIS mad
>>376007396
"fuck your mother you faggot"
t. Arabic speaker
>>376011869
>didn't drive my car for a week
>some cat started sleeping next to my wheel under the car
>didn't even see it
>released the handbrake and killed it due to car being on uneven dirt
>found the cat later that week due to horrendous smell of decomposition
He called me an emo after that picture was sent
>>376000647
>>376000738
a true legend
>>376012152
simply epic. you OWNED that guy
>>376012152
To be fair, deported is a fucking solid comeback to reported. Gonna start using that myself.
OC
>>376012083
I've done worse, bro
>be 24 year old meth addict
>real piece of shit, stealing to support my habit
>high 24 7, basically deranged
>will do anything to get cash
>one night i cant come up with any
>my usual spots know me and they'll call the cops if i even show up
>wander around various neighborhoods just thinking
>try to open the doors on a few cars but i set an alarm off and after that i was too chickenshit to try again
>go down a culdesac
>notice a house with the front door cracked slightly
>so i go over and look
>the deadbolt is thrown but it looks like the mat is stuck so they probably thought it was shut
>look around
>go into the house
>its really nice
>i have no idea what im doing
>i sit on the couch for a minute and just look around
>its a really weird feeling when youre in someones house and no one but you knows
>see a purse on the counter
>go over and grab it
>shes got almost a hundred in her wallet
>take the whole thing
>decide to take a look around
>turn to leave
>a little girl is standing in the doorway
>her eyes are huge
>nearly shit myself
>realize im fucked
>shes about to scream
>act out of sheer panic
>grab her and cover her mouth with my hand
>she's struggling
>fuckfuckfuck i just dont want her to scream what do i do
>try to whisper to her to be quiet and i'll let her go
>twist her head up so i can say it in her ear
>i honestly didn't mean to hurt her and no one will believe me
>i killed her
>she went limp and i dropped her
>heard her mom wake up
>sprinted out of the house
>saw her story on the news that night
>she was declared dead at the scene
>it was cold, so i was wearing gloves and a hat
>they never caught me
>i got away with it
>after attempting suicide a few times i got clean
>got my shit together
>ive been sober for twelve years and i can never confess
>>376012251
not OC anymore, somebody posted it on /dsg/ some time ago
this guy must send hatemail to literally fucking everyone
>>376012152
>reported
>deported
I don't know, looks like you got rekt bro.
not much but happened to a friend. Dude added him to 1v1 and pic attached
>>376012283
nice pasta
old but gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF-mUIe-9_0
HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING BALD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiOa4hUfrk
>>376010238
This is better than any TV show I've watched in months.
>>376003456
>the weak have no voice
deep
>>376012152
You are retarded
>>376013456
Chicagofan detected
>>376012152
He got you good
I really miss the hatemail on guitar hero and rock band. If you think fighting games are bad, people would chimp out at you if you were even marginally better than them. I had a few dozen "wow no life" messages saved up, and one guy who threatened to mass report me for hacking. That said, finding good matches were hard. It was either shitters who could barely do medium or gods who could fc the hardest shit on expert.
>>376003698
>now here's a god of war wallpaper faggot
Nice
Why are those screens taken by phone? Xbox cannot capture pictures?
>>376004158
>now here's a god of war wallpaper faggot
T-thanks
>>376012152
You lost that.
>>376012152
He totally destroyed you, worse than what baldy did
>>376014126
It's 2017 people will phonepost. Find a different site friend
>>376001882
>where are you from?
>say the name of your city or state, rather than your country
>americlaps
>>376014504
>current year
Not an argument, my /pol/ friend
>>376014679
gookmoot loves them visits and >we'll never get our read only phone sessions >we deserve.
>>376003119
You chose between Family, Recreation, Pro and Underground. It basically just showed people looking at your profile what kind of player you were
>Playing a game with someone
>Go to add them on my friends list
>See they are "Underground"
>Don't add them
even when I was like 12 years old I knew that shit was for edgy faggots
>>376001065
>dragontail spamming law player
he's not wrong
>>376001776
yeah no shit. had the nes had online, we'd been the same.
>>376003805
My ex said something similar to be about our sex life.
>>376001585
>gar fukin bage
>>376014679
I'm not /pol/ pls don't call me /pol/
>>376000957
>You son of a thousand rodents
I'm crying laughing here
>>376004767
Halo Wars 2 is good for it.
>>376015254
no you're not
it's not that funny, redditor
>>376012198
Nice
>>376012198
Needs Dante's face.
>>376000738
This is my favourite one and never won't be
God i'll never forget the days I was a raging little faggot, I think there is still a video on youtube from years ago when manlet ruined a server I liked. At least most of us grow up some day
>>376003549
>Microsfot has been reset
>>376008993
>baldnbeautiful69
Context: He ragequit when I was winning in For Honor.
Notice the dates.
>>376018140
i didn't know there was a beat avatar on PSN
>>376018180
Yeah, I think I might have bought it when I had a few cents leftover in my wallet. That or it was free, I can't remember.
>>376014126
Stfu you are literally a lil bitch crying that people use phones they exist get used to it.
>>376000738
Is this cunt ever going to make a new video? It's been over a year
>>376001692
It's just a game always gets to me.
What the hell is wrong with Americans?Also they ruined gaming.
UFC game
>>376002227
>entry level riff you first learn when you're like 13
>he still suck at it
wew boy am i laffin
UFC game 2
>>376000042
>be mediocre at Battlefield 3
>like using pp-2000 on single shot
>kill same guy two or three times
>stop fucking cheating bro
Felt nice.
>>376018584
it's not all of us, it's bad parents who use games to babysit their kids because they can't be bothered
and then the kids act like retards because no one ever bothered to properly raise them
also, let's not forget BR's and Russians exist
i've never got trash talk messages, only time a rando messaged me was when i was playing persona 4 arena to give me friendly advice
I hate to be that guy but why is it always on xbone? why dont other people chimp out on other consoles
>>376000042
i don't have a screenshot but i think the maddest i've ever seen anyone get at me was when i killed an invader with a gold tracer in dark souls 1
i was just trying to do my thing, damn
>>376003336
maye ye shouldnae have been such a fuckin fanny
>>376004236
>ddoser9001
>>376007396
I'm wheezing.
>>376019936
he just wants your ip
>>376002717
Can someone vocaroo this
I need this in my life
>>376020478
frog legs are good though fuck that guy
>>376014826
What did Underground even mean? The others are rather self-explanatory, but Underground?
>>376001273
XD LOL XDD
TAKE THIS UPVOTE, GOOD SIR XD
>>376020929
you play vidya more than recreationally but you aren't an esports fag
>>376010292
>rage
>poetry
>being this new
>>376014126
>calls out phoneposting
>with a mass reply
Neck yourself
>>376001509
>400 in a week
>rich
What's with all the phone posters here?
>>376001308
I like it. Simple, cheeky and to the point.
>>376000042
gears of war has some of the saltiest, and I mean SALTIEST players I've ever seen
>>376022494
easier to post shots from consoles