Link is ____

musky

>>375999514
my husbando

A fucking faggot

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>>375999514
eating a banana.

>>375999514
made for gay sex

>>375999514

when will we get a Zelda JRPG?

>>375999783

>Gannondorf finally teams up with Link and Zelda to fight a greater evil.
>You can recruit Sidon, Tingle, Linkle etc.

Are girls really into this? Why?

>>375999959
>girls

>>375999959
All women are dykes

>>375999959
>girls
oh summer child

>>376000000

I need a boyfriend..

>>376000031
>>376000087
>>376000097

There's no way... i don't believe you guys..

>>376000210
please go fucking faggot
you ruined every thread

>>376000501
I'll stop posting if you become my boyfriend...

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>>375999514
handholding, a gayest and lewdest thing

My waifu

>>376000603
go /soc/ and you will make your boyfriend. so go away fag

>>376000751
/soc/ is full of normies, I like it here.

>>376000603
I'll be ur online bf :3

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>>376000821
You just want to ruin every Link thread because of your autism?
post Link or get away. I don't want to see your faggotry no more

>>375999514
My hypothesis is that liking anime dudes isn't gay because they're basically girls. If you're attracted to real males in real life you are a major fag, but anime males are fucking straight.
Just look at those faces. They're girl faces. Anime males are way too feminine to be gay. Link isn't gay he's practically a girl.

>>375999514
not gay. Please stop this immediately.

>>376000935
The denial is strong in this one.

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>>376000935
this. can you say pic related completely male?

>>376000882
Online...?
>>376000918
I don't have autism, I just have nothing in common with someone from /soc/.

>Start to fall for all the BoTW shilling and hype
>Wonder if I should get a new console for one game just to experience the game of the century
>Decide to look up BoTW gameplay videos to get an idea what it's like
>World seems beautiful and fun to explore
>Combat seems simple but serviceable
>Reviewers mention stuff like stamina and weapon durability that seems like it would be a major hindrance to the fun of exploration and combat
>It's a Nintendo game so no hint of story at all
>Most of the reviewers are going on about how great it is to play Zelda on a train, on a plane, on a boat, with a goat, I do not like green eggs and ham
>Realise most of the positivity surrounding BoTW is actually about being able to play a console game on a handheld
>Realise that all the reviewers got their Switch + Zelda for free and not one had to consider if it was worth paying $500+ for one game
>Think maybe I shouldn't get a Switch
That there's also no bundle is also a deciding factor. I could get a PS4 or Xbox One in a bundle with 2 - 3 games, but a Switch just comes on its own.
How many years do you think it'll be before the Switch comes bundled with something like BoTW and Mario Kart? I think I'd still like to try BoTW out one day.

>>376001085
>I dont have autism, I just have autism

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>>376000935
>>376001042

Pic related is my number 1 fetish and the reason I love these threads so much. Your mental gymnastics only make my dick harder.

>>376001042
Yes, that is a male, it's just a male in women's clothing. I don't give a fuck, gay or not, Link makes my dick hard.

>>376001085
Yes you have autism. You come to every Link thread and spam with "I need a boyfriend please fuck me so hard" shit. I can have a clean thread without you. so please out of the thread or go off yourself

>>376000935

Not even my real life gay friends are into anime boys.

>>376001162
Why reply to me if you want me to go away, Anon?
>>376001249
I don't say anything about fucking...

>>376000935

Liking anime boys is a gate way drug, Sooner or later you're gonna be into guys irl.

>>376001124
came to the wrong thread bud

Are straight girls and homosexual men really into this stuff?

>>376001383
All BoTW threads are like this though. Trannies are okay when Japan does it.

>>376001305
because if I don't post this, some another /soc/ faggots come and ruin more. I saw that plenty of time.

>>376001406
You can assume based on this thread.

>>376001406
>implying straight men don't want to fuck Link too

>>376001442
But we're clearly all from /v/ here, Anon.

>>376001329
Nah I've been at it for years and irl dudes disgust me.

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>>375999514

For Zelda.

>>376001453

Please go into more detail? Can't relate

>>376000210
are you a femboy?

>>376001508
I just know you are trolling. you just want to destroy Link thread, right?

>>376001851
I'm pretty feminine.
>>376001878
My posts are just as related to video games as spamming pictures of a Link crossdressing, which are just as twisted to video games as those "Peachy" threads with 500+ replies of Peach's ass, which are just as on topic as vidya girls threads.

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>>376001453

>implying straight men don't want to fuck Link too

That would be the complete opposite of being straight and also no we don't want to fuck Link. We want Link to stop being such a virgin and fuck Zelda already.

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>>376001406
I'm more into buff guys than twink boys. Luckily BotW has that cover too.

>>376002001
Posting crossdressed Link is, at least, slightly vidya related. why? Link is a video game character.
Now think of you. your posts have zero relationship to video game. what about saying gay sex is video game? that would be more convincing

>>376002001
where do you live?

>>376002053
>not wanting to fuck Link's plump butt as he fucks Zelda, guaranteeing procreation from his intense orgasm

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>>376002107
but he is buff 'fish' guy. sadly I only like human characters.

however I like this pic, oddly

>>376002143
Spamming the same images over and over, thread after thread, with no discussion about the game other than "I want to fuck Link" and "boipussy" every few images is the same relevancy to this board as what I post. These threads her deleted when mods are awake for a reason.
>>376002162
Florida.

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>>376002163

>not wanting to fuck Link's plump butt as he fucks Zelda, guaranteeing procreation from his intense orgasm

I don't. Also enjoy this image of Zelda wearing Link's clothes while teasing him in his Gerudo Outfit.

>>376002243
pls be okay with burning coal


I can only find cute femboys for hookups or their kinda insulting fantasies. I need a bf to play vidya with and discuss mecha.

>>376002336
I will, thank you.

>>376002204
Eh I'm a furry (at least just look up and fap to porn) so him being a shark means nothing to me. He just looks great to me.

>>376002243
>Florida.
too bad, can't happen

good luck finding a bf on 4chan of all places

>>376002243
Go dva police thread and spam "I want to get molstered by police gf" shit. those threads also have same relevancy to this thread.

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>>376002376

No problem.

>>376002364
Sorry, not personally into black guys or mech stuff. I wish you luck though Anon!
>>376002445
You too!
>>376002504
Nah, I'm not into girls. You're also agreeing with my point. Let's agree to disagree, I still love you Anon.

>>376002641
I mean, dva threads are relevant. I've never agreed with you.

>>376002641
You'll find a bf one day man.

>>376002641
how about incredibly pale white guys, then

>>376002641
Damnit all. Best of luck to you as well then.

>>376002107

No shame, i feel that personally makes more sense

>>376002750
There is /c/ for those threads and /cm/ for this thread here, but neither is going to go on their proper place, will it?
>>376002762
Sounds fine, but unlikely seeing as I live in Florida.

>>376002894
we're not too far from each other

>>376002926
Where at? We could meet up and play video games together.

>>375999514
The faggot protagonist of the most overrated game saga.

>>376002894
You've had at least 100 cocks already. When will you be sated.

>>376003034
north carolina

>>376002894
Because this is vidya related. you know your statement makes no sense, don't you?
there are fucktons of waifu threads and most of them didn't get deleted. trap Link threads weren't deleted until some faggots like you came and showed their asshole. /v/ had trap Link threads every day when gerudo clothes were showed up.

>>376002364
>Getting rejected by a trap

being a nigger must feel bad.

>>376003084
I've done it with two guys, Anon.
>>376003107
That's fairly far.
>>376003108
I'm aware, I was in them. They got deleted then too, they just kept getting reposted over and over again. Those threads you said about doubt belong here, but neither does this one.

>>376003232
it just depends how deep into the state you are, anon

do you have discord?

>>376003294
I live in Saint Petersburg. I don't use Discord.

>>376003232
Why didn't you make either of them your boyfriend. How many poor Anons have you rejected?!

>>376003382
The one was, the other couldn't stop spouting memes to save his life. I couldn't be in a relationship with someone like that. I was originally planning on dating him, he was just completely different in real life.

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>>376003232
>Those threads you said about doubt belong here, but neither does this one.
Oh well, finally you used double standard. alright. I will never interfere you after this post, but keep this in mind: this is also vidya related as other vidya waifu threads.
what about see my OC cute Link pic?

>>376003350
that's too bad then

can you show me a picture of your butt for the road

>>376003479
Image dumping is not meaningfully discussing the game. I never changed my stance dummy, those threads don't belong, this one doesn't belong.
>>376003491
No.

>>376003350
Rooskie one?

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for furrybait

>>376003460
>Stop spouting memes

I'm not sure what kind of Anon you're hoping to find, that describes probably 80% of /v/. Either way that's still 2 dicks, I'm sure you've met up with or jerked it with other Anons.

>>376003706
The one in Florida.
>>376003720
Even doing that with the second guy was an error in judgement, it won't happen again, boss.

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>>376003709
Triforce Heroes did a great job.

Ya'll know that's a girl roleplaying as a femboy to troll these threads, right?

>>376004005
Didn't he post his nipples? looked pretty none womanish to me.

>>376004005
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>376004049
Boys don't have nipples like that.

>>376003771
You come into every one of these threads complaining you want a bf and yet you barely make an effort to connect with people. Either put out for those interested or stop being a fucking attention whore.

>>376004092
>Boys don't have nipples like that.

>what is hormone supplements

>>376004181
"He" claimed not to take hormones, they said they had high estrogen and low testosterone as a kid.

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>>376004005
This, probably

>>376004146
Anon, that guy from North Carolina, assuming he's about as close as he could be, is over an 8 hour drive away.

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>>376004005
He trolled every Link thread and turn them into /soc/ shit. I wonder who he is. an actual attention whore who think Link gets more attention than him? I don't know.

>>375999514
anilingus

>>376004005
>that's a girl roleplaying as a femboy
smexy

>>376004353
Which is why you should talk to him online and see if you two actually like each other. I flew to fucking Scotland from California to be with my bf. An 8 hour drive is nothing.

>>376004470
Most people, despite what they may say at first, are not willing to put up with distance in relationships. I'm glad that it worked out for you, but that's not realistic for most people.

Only straight girls are into this stuff. That's what you retards get for being into shit like this

>>376000603
I'll be your bf if your qt

>>376004470
>Scotland
Keeeeek enjoyed the alcoholism?
Did you get raped by a bunch of neds?

>>376004639
Post location!

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>>376004627
I am straight girl and I love this!

>>376004685
texas

>>376004565
Then I don't know what the hell you expect. You mentioned you don't like fags who go to gay bars and clubs and you won't even try anything else. If you are actually cute, you are wasting that away by hoping the perfect bf will just materialize in whatever alligator infested swamp you live in.

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>>376004414
My African American

I wanna make out with his pucker the same way I'd make out with his lips, and hear his beatiful moans all the while

>>376004726
Not that anon but where?

214 here.

>>376004726
Too far!
>>376004758
An hour or two or whatever is no issue. When it gets to the point where I can't see someone I love often, that's not gonna work out.

>>376004470
>I flew to fucking Scotland from California to be with my bf

what a waste of money.

>>376004642
Nah, we're not drinkers. We moved back to where I live in cali

>>376004781
940

>>376004092
Wait, are you the guy looking for a bf or the guy calling the guy looking for a bf a girl?

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>be cute boy irl
>everyone just wants traps or femboys

>>376005056
>people aren't unironically gay
hmmm

>>376004984
God damn. What are you doing away from civilization? Nothing but flat land and small bumfuck country towns over there.

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>>376004831
>what a waste of money.
It wasn't that bad. It was worth it for him.

>>376004816
>An hour or two or whatever is no issue. When it gets to the point where I can't see someone I love often, that's not gonna work out.

Then at least post a disclaimer in these threads that you live in Florida and only will accept those within 2 hours driving distance. Hope you find someone while you still have your looks, assuming you are not a LARPing girl.

>>376004996
I think "he" is a girl

>>376005093
Also the third biggest college in the state

Y'all niggas gay.

>>376005056
Heh. Someone thinks highly of themselves.

>>376005113
Won't be when you eventually split.

>>376005056
How much beef you got on ya, prettyboy?

>>376005113
Like I said, I'm really happy it worked out for you, but do you realize how many of those sorts of relationships fail? I can put my all into something like that for something beyond my control to end it. I've tried online dating, it's not for me. Also I'm not a girl, I get people thinking I'm one a lot for some reason, to the point where people drew my character as a girl a lot on a thread for a game I used to play.

>>376005171
>Won't be when you eventually split.
We been together 6 years. If we do split one day that'll suck but it's still been more than worth it.

>>376005160
Where? Tech?

Fuck that noise. Rather go abroad at least.

>>376005290
You say that now.

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>>376005178
What does that mean?

>>376004698

Bam.

>>376005306
Your thinking of the wrong area, 940 is denton, UNT

>>376005365
What kind of build are you, slim, twinkish or full bearmode?

>tfw no hylian twink bf

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>>376005056
I would only date a /cuteboy/ if he had a big dick and was dominant too bad I'm too much of a wreck for even a cuteboy to consider me

>>376005483
that's so gay

>>376005401
Oh. Good luck finding a bf that has the same interests. Texas only has old men.

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>>376005431
I'd say I'm slim, but aren't slim and twinkish the same thing?

>>376005267
Then you are an attention whore. You come into these threads and ask for a bf and when people say where they live you go "Teehee sorry Anon that's too far away!" Yes online dating sucks but what the hell does a faggot who doesn't like normie faggots expect.

>>376005350
I've managed before after leaving my first shitty abusive bf. Can't blame you for being cynical though desu. Gay guys are awful for the most part.

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>>376005512
It's not gay if they're cute

>>376005598
There's nothing wrong with wanting someone who lives close to me, Anon

>>376005598
>Saves up enough to go to Scotland
>Relationship experience
>lives with bf

Curious. How old are you?

>>376005525
I always assumed twinks are comparable to an average swimmer's build

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>>376005720
>There's nothing wrong with wanting someone who lives close to me, Anon
I didn't intend to mean that was wrong. I'm just saying you shouldn't let your looks go away as you age without trying everything you can. If you do find someone close by that would be great.

>>376005763
I'm turning 29 in a few days.

>>376006161
Maybe you're right. Either way, I couldn't really afford to visit someone that lived far away as it is!

>>376006161
>29

kek. Least I'm not envious in that regard.

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>>376006237
Yeah I know all about that. I was friends with my current bf for a while before saving up money. So at least to minimize the chance of making another fuckup


>>376006315
And it'll happen to you too! But I'm fucking thankful that I look younger than I actually am. Most people assume I am in my early 20s so I still have that to desperately cling on to.

>>376006621
I feel like part of your text was eaten.

>>376006621
>And it'll happen to you too!
No it won't. My luck is going to run out sometime. I am one dumb motherfucker.

Seems like you got your shit sorted though. Which is a lot more than most people here, or so it seems.

FUCK OFF BACK TO /soc/ YOU THIRSTY FAGGOTS.

>>376007120
>It does help having someone to emotionally and psychically support you that's for fucking sure.

Were it so easy.

>>376007120
I felt like I was always being careful back when I tried it. I even had plans to go visit someone I liked who I'd known for a long time, just a few weeks before I was going to visit him, he spring it on me that he didn't like me romantically anymore and that he'd found someone he lived close to. Someone to lean on who would support me emotionally would probably do wonders.

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>>376007321
here, shut up and have a Link

>>376007336
>Were it so easy.
I know it's not easy. It's a shame that gays tend to be selfish, vapid fags.

>>376007363
That's shit. But at least he told you before you traveled there. Not much of a consolation, I know. But try to keep at it, not everyone is a faithless shit head.

>>376007681
>gays tend to be selfish, vapid fags.

The same can be said to a good portion of woman.

I believe it's a problem with society in general, but hey what can you do? Live and let live I guess.

>>376007681
I feel like my personality tends to attract guys who take advantage of me, while that exact situation didn't happen more than once, I've had several troubles with guys putting me in difficult situations and taking advantage of how submissive and passive I am.

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for cumming all over.

>>376007681
>It's a shame that gays tend to be selfish, vapid fags.
Tbh the internet is how anyone who wants an actual relationship meets up these days I feel like. I feel like a lot of the gays /soc/ing it up on 4chan are huge sluts still though.

I want to devour Link's boipucc

>>376008220
>devour
pls say it's a metaphor

>>376008276
>whatever I see, I shall devour
>nom nom nom
>mmm

>>376007772
>The same can be said to a good portion of woman.
I don't have experience with women so I can't comment. I just wish the dating pool for guys who want to date guys amounted to more than sucking each other off in clubs and online sluts (nothing wrong with sluts they just seem to make bad stable boyfriends).

>>376007820
I was kinda the same way. I've had an online stalker before who tried taking advantage of me. It sucks but don't be discouraged. There are many boys who would cherish and cuddle someone like you.

>>376007924
I don't go on /soc/ but it seems everyone on this site is a slut.

>>376007820
holy shit
this is my fear about relationships

>>376008412
>Go to /soc/
>See a trap thread
>Bunch of tops looking for one

I doubt anything really comes out of there.

It seems like a place for mild sociopaths to feel good about themselves with rate threads.

>>376008412
I had a stalker from /v/ once. Never mentioned my name, address, any of that and got a picture of the outside of my house one day from him. Eventually he got bored of me and moved on though.
>>376008480
I'm kind of in that position right now and trying to work my way out of it. As much as I'd love to just give up until I have someone to help support me, I know it's not going to work that way.

>>376008585
its just spooky how subby i am
biggest fear is losing myself in a relationship

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>>376008385
Do you really want to kill and eat this pure, innocent hylian boy?

>>376006161

yes is better

>>376008641
I get you, it's important to be able to draw lines though. At some point you have to value yourself more than your partner. There is being living and caring, sacrificing things for someone you love and then there's being self destructive.

>>376008702
it was a reference to the CDi game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwTKsfE0AwE

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>>376008775
i get all that but its super hard to say no to anyone that asks me something, especially in person
probably doesn't help i also have a fetish for self destruction

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>>376008832
oh well

>>376008972
You need to realize that it isn't healthy, separate fantasy from reality. I get the former part though, I'm in the bad situation I'm in because I have trouble saying no to people face to face.

>>376009019
NO NO, I don't want to eat Link!
I want to cuddle/snuggle with him

also thoatfuck him

>>376009052
yeah i know it isn't the healthiest of fetish, just one of many i can't do irl

so how are you gonna get out of your situation anon? you are the anon with the bad bf right?

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>>376009019
>tfw you will never cock vore link
>tfw you will never make him pay you to cock vore him
;-;

>>376009164
I'd rather discuss it privately if at all. I don't have a boyfriend now though.

>>376009249
oh ok well good luck with it anon
hope you only get abused when you want to be!

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This is a friendly message to all anons who want to do lewd stuff with Link. As a courtesy to other anons please be gentle with him. Thank you.

>>376009363
I haven't been struck lately or anything, I get a rather degrading, demeaning yelling at from time to time for making simple, normal mistakes fairly regularly however. I don't want any of it, I prefer lovey dovey stuff to that kind of thing.

>>376009363
>>376009472

grow up children

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>>376000935
>Anime males are way too feminine to be gay. Link isn't gay he's practically a girl.

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I want to kiss mailman Link!

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>>376009669
Kek

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>>376009740
Koei are gods of fan service.

Let's be honest here. Any male on the planet would fuck >>376007681

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>>376009936
Except gays.

>>376009472
I'd pat your head but I'm a dirty nigger.

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>>375999514
Hello faggot.

Link does not look like this in the game.

Nintendo hates gay people.

Aonuma thinks gay people are "odd".

Bye.

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can't wait for all the lewd stories about link wearing the gerudo outfit till he gets the tanlines

>>376010383
you are saying Link gets fucked in the desert until he gets the tanlines?

>>376010512
exactly
maybe he gets captured by slavers
maybe the outfit is cursed
maybe he just gets addickted to dicks

either way it stays on till he gets some girly tanlines

>>376010321
All Nips think gays are odd. Older people think it even more so.

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>>376011353
of course
i would have to wear that outfit as well though

that dick looks amazing, makes me drool everytime

>>376011452
>i would have to wear that outfit as well though
A-anon p-please

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>>376011552
please what anon?
do you really wanna see a girly boy sucking each other off?

>>376011632
I shouldn't be this turned on by that thought

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>>376010321
Hahaha holy shit, fucking saved and converted to .png.

The sword sold me.

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>>376011852
its natural for you to be turned on anon
anyone would get hard at the sight of a girly boy on his knees, even more so if he was servicing another girly boy

>>376011552
>>376011632
>>376011852
hurry up and swap steam addresses so you can be fags somewhere else

>>375999514
A faggot that ruined the franchise.

>female characters in Zelda are no longer allowed to be attractive while Link is a crossdressing fairy

>>376000935
You can't be this much in denial, fuck.
It's okay to be gay or bi or whatever the fuck your sexuality is.

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>>376011985
no way i just like messing around in the threads, the second i add anyone on steam i never talk to them again

>>376011973
I'm trying so hard not to fap to the thought of that but my dick is aching right now.

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>>376012182
that's a odd way to say he saved the franchise.

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>>376012304
why don't you find a nice vid of a twink/trap sucking off another then? i know those warmfreshpaint guys did a few videos like that

>>376012435

There's a fuckton of traps that did various Zelda cosplays.

>>376003786
What is he saying.

>>376012329
>save franchise
>pander exclusively to faggots and girls while going out of your way to make every female unattractive
No, fuck you. I don't know why faggots get triggered by attractive females and need them to be ugly to feel good about yourselves.

>>376012997
>make every female unattractive
>what is mipha, urbosa, zelda, bird lolis

>>376012919
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

>>376013271
Self deleted :^)

>>376002336
That's hot.

Dom Zelda is hot. Can't see it any other way. Link is too much of a qt to take the lead.

>>376013174
>Mipha
Ironing board, disproportionate stubby legs

>Urbosa
Giant ugly nose

>Zelda
Giant ugly eyebrows and fat face

They could have been attractive the the devs went out of their way to get them at least one blatantly ugly attribute to ruin them. This wasn't done with Link.

>>376013502
Faggot.

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>>376013502
but Nintendo even made fun of gays. see Bolson. why would they do that?

>Tons of Zelda waifu threads
>No one complained
>Finally husbando threads
>People crying over how Zelda is ruined
Just wait until the next game and it will go right back to waifu again.

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>>376001192
there's so many bi men in denial in the wild, we are oppening up, but still, there's a lot of ""straight"" guys with desires to suck cocks, or who suck cocks in DL if they don't have a gf.

>>376014282
>tfw these threads made me realize I'm bi

but I'm 27 and in a pretty long relationship so way too late to do anything about it now

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>>376010321
damn.

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>>376001406
not really, straight women usually like more traditional masculine guys without going full masc, and gay men have a masculinity fetish and extremely shit taste (bears and hairy men).

feminine boys are way more popular between bisexuals, specially bisexual men, at least in my experience.

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>>376002163
excelletn taste.

>>376014502
Could always ask for a threesome. Bet most girls would be excited to see their boyfriend with another guy.
>>376014974
Otome games guys tend to be much more girly than most. Not feminine like your picture but way more "cute" in the girly way than manly.

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>>376014502
is better is way, i mean, "gay lifestyle" is not very durable or satisfactory thanks to gay men sluttery and men can be assholes to their patners, believe me.

i'm bi and i would never married or have a long romantic relationship with other male, i have intetions to marry my gf sonner than later, who is also bi, bi + bi relationships works way better than bi + gay or bi + straight.

>>376015226
true, is usually gay men the onjes with a fetish with masculine men, women like more feminine guys, and bisexuals also likes more feminine guys.


yaoi >>>>>>> barashit.

I want a small sweet boyfriend to love!

>>376015480
Not really going to debate on which is better since I'm gay and more into manly guys. Luckily BotW has different type of guys to pick. Link being cute for bi men and has some cute armor for me like Barbarian I fucking love that hand print Plus the other characters like Sidon whom pretty much took everyone by storm.

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>>376015756
sidon is top tier masculine bara husbando.

nobody can't deny that.

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>>376015973
I agree with that. Prince Sidon is an absolute cutie

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i want to FUCK kass!

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>>376016501
Kass is pure

>>376016436
Wonder what he taste like

faggot from an overrated game serie

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what they mean with this?


>>376016656
i hate furry but the sharks and birds in BOTW are top tier husbando and waifu material.

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>>376015756
I really think barbarian armor is cute. I want to print his belly more

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>>376016701
Depends on the variation I bet

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>>376016656
a pure SLUT

>>376016701
a salmon sushi

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>>376016501

I wanna hug Kass he probably gives nice hugs

>>376016656
>>376016701
Now where is the next picture where they double penetrate Link

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soft!

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>>376016793
Kass is NOT for sexual. Only for tender head pats and
>>376016834

i have a secret crush on sidon but i wont tell anyone

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>>376016976
kass is for sexual and i'll shove my entire arm inside his ass

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>>376017064
>Implying he wouldn't be the dominant one

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>>375999514
for Zelda only

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>>376017113
i hate receiving anal so he'll have to be submissive
power bottom is okay tho

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>>376016976

He's so big and soft

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>>376017201
Kass seems like the type to put your pleasure before his and get off knowing you're fully satisfied

>>376016872
>vagina bones (male)
Has Japan gone too far?

>>376017201
>I hate receiving anal
Fucking normies, reeeee

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>>376017346
Not him but anal hurts like a bitch unless you properly stretch and/or get used to a plug

How do I become cuter and sexier than Link?

>>376017401
4u maybe

>>376017489
You look in a mirror because you're perfect the way you are or proper diet and exercise

>>376017567
Pretty sure I'm in the majority here

I'm not a gay furry, but I want that bird to fuck me.

>>376017680
that's how it starts

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>ywn be link
>you will never have a link

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>>375999514
cute CUTE

>>376017575
>exercise
What does this accomplish? Is midriff important?

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>>376018116
I'd say that depends on the person, but midriff is generally pretty important. Entire torso is important in my opinion

>>376018116
Cardio is pretty much the go to workout if you want to be lean. But pretty much look at what you want to shape and do stuff base on that. Want better legs do some squats and leg lefts. Want a cute tummy than some sit ups and holds that keeps your muscles tight.

>>376017575
If you want to lose weight, diet is very important.

>You lose ounces in the gym. You lose pounds in the kitchen.

Hell, just eat better and walk around your neighborhood for 40 mins a day. You'll see a differences.

>>376005056

>tranny
>furry
>relatively normie bf for 4 years

Life is good.

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>>376007820
>usually go to cons alone
>it's okay I guess but a little lonely sometimes
>casually mention I'm going MAGfest to /vitagen/
>someone says they're going to
>says we should hang out and play Freedom Wars together or something
>usually not a fan of meeting up with anyone from 4chan for fear of them being a memeing sperg
>fuck it he seems normal enough
>finally meet up with him
>he goes in and gives me a hug
>we sit down the hallway and get a game of Freedom Wars going
>you know you're kinda cute anon-kun
>wat
>you wanna cuddle while we play?
>think he's just joking because of all the /homogen/ homoposting meme
>laugh it off and say sure why not
>he tells me to sit with my back to his chest
>he wraps his arms around my waist and plays by looking over my shoulder
>laugh nervously thinking he'll tell me to get off in like a minute
>we stay like that for half an hour
>it could be worse I guess-
>suddenly start feeling something wet against my ear
>he starts nibbling on my ear and licking it all over
>scream really loud and stand up
>walk away without say a word
And that was the day I learned /vitagen/'s homoposting was not a meme.

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Why does everyone want to have sex with Link?

He probably smells bad and has no manners.

>>376018652
>Caring about manners
Rough and wild is great.
>Smells bad
But I love a guy with a strong musky smell!

>>376018639
Noice copypasta and the same image from the last 100000 times wow never seen that one before faggot. Fuck off and try have at least a shred of originality