>150 word essay due Monday >can't stop playing Persona 5

>>375991954
150 words? Fucking seriously?

>>375991954
really i bought it and easily put it down and never looked back

game is really fucking bad in a lot of ways

That's like 45 seconds of writing, pls continue playing ur weeb game friend

UNDERAGE CONFIRMED

>>375991954
If you can stop playng P5 to make shitty threads, you can make a 150 words essay

>have to make a 13 word post on 4chan
>can't stop shitposting

>10 word essay due to 2018
>can't stop shitposting on /v/
help

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>playable demo due day after tomorrow
>can't stop writing english essays

>>375991954
>Responding to an obvious bait thread

Kill yourselves

>>375992450
>everyone is aware the thread is a joke
>obligatory "DUDE THIS IS BAIT RETARDS" retard shows up
The thread is saved.

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Bitch please, I skipped 3 weeks worth of classes due to sickness and now I have to make up for it or drop out. And all I do is play shitty games. I could've done your shitty fucking essay in half an hour.

>>375992594
>everyone is aware the thread is a joke
Don't underestimate the stupidity of /v/'s userbase.

>150 words

High school is hard isnt it anon? Retard.

>>375992708

>>375992201 and >>375992450 and >>375992235 are retards but everyone else is pretty in on it.

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>thesis due in 2 weeks
>can't stop browsing /v/

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>>375993046
>There are nested powers in this equation.
>The S-Index notes the degree of where a superscript or subscript exists. The degree changes when a superscript appears directly after another superscript.
>Recall that a character "k" is stored to reference the degree of nested scripts.
>In this case, "k" acts as an...

Jesus Christ go to a writing center. I pity whoever has to read all your shit.

This is my undergraduate final project. You are like a little baby.

>>375993046
>only 61 pages

You can that a thesis?

>>375991954
just copy 150 words worth of dialogue. if you get a failing grade say it's an insult to your japanese heritage. the point out that if a nigger can type black lives matter over and over to get into a prestigious school then surely you can speak in weeb to get a passing grade.

>>375993424

>17 more pages
>only 2000 more words

overreliance on images eh

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>>375993640

>88 - 17 = 61

>>375993424
>>375993046

My MSc thesis was 33 pages. Y'all niggas extra.

>>375993640
It's a software project so yeah, we had to make a fuckton of graphs and tables.

>>375993832

what university? I just finished capstone software project for my undergrad

>>375992235
>45 seconds
This kid is beyond retarded even more so than OP

I wish I were back in school. Working sucks

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Wait til college bud. You'll learn to wipe your ass with 150. Just shit out double that in a less than 6 minutes or so.

myskväll kys

>half the people itt reply seriously to this

and I thought pol was stupid

>>375995385

I know he's just joking, but I felt like venting about work.

>>375991954
Only 150? I could SNEEZE that out.

>>375995282
Yup, here in Uni our papers reach as much as 200 words.

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>10 page paper
>One word per paper
>Can't stop playing LISA and it's due Monday

Welp, off to the coal mines I go.

>>375991954
I actually skipped a week and half of school to play persona 5 and I think I'm going to fail now.

>>375991954
it's time to grow up son

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>>375995767
>10 page paper due on Sunday night
>Only have 1 page done
>Can't dicking around

FUCK

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>450 page paper due in 10 minutes
>only have 2 pages done

FUCK

>>375996405
ez mode, retard
Still in high school or something?

>140 character tweet due next month for my Advanced Women's Studies class
>can't stop shaking

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>>375992201
>>375996805

>>375991954
>newshitters on /v/ NEVER SAW IT COMING

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>>375991954
I liked 3 better, 5 fucking sucks

fight me and buy fallout 4

>tfw got my bachelor's in english

back in my 400 level classes we regularly (about once every two month or so) had to do 500 word essays,,,,you know nothing john snow

(little literature reference there,,, extra credit if you get it)

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>>375996863

Let me help you there, senpai.

What's the topic?

>>375997121

Oh lord, it's the 'Couldn't hack my original Major so it's this or nothing'.

What happened, senpai?

>3 word text message to my mom due in a month to buy me tendies
how the fuck does trump do it?

>>375997245
>What happened, senpai?

I have a gift for writing and numbers bore me darling,,,maybe one day youll be able to use the right side of your brain and actually have fun thinking sweaty :)

>>375997394
dumb sweetieposter

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>>375997394

Accounting major, reporting in.

Oh lord, someone's salty about his useless degree and student loans.

You're the one who knows nothing, Jon Snow.

Literally.

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>>375997492
>accounting major

yawn, diamond dozen.

also student loans? what are those? I graduated debt free because of scholarships and selling short stories :)

>>375997584
English degrees are very common as well who are you fooling?

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>>375997584

>The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

It's okay, senpai.

One day you'll write the next Great American Novel.

Just like Hunter S. Thompson

Picture VERY related.

>>375998086

Oh and notice how they didn't even brother to write "Careers for English" above the dead-end job list.

Kekasaurus Rex

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>3 page paper due 2 hours ago
>still shitposting on 4chan
What do I do /b/?

>>375997492
>Accounting major
Literally a degree for single moms. Even worse than STEMlets.

>>375998086
tradefag here

>arizona
>posts a super not biased webpage from the place you're getting degree to comfort you that you're not entering a job that a robot can do

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>>375997584
>Diamond dozen
Rickey?

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>Have to write a C++ program that will tell if a number is even
>Due in two weeks
>Only have equality operators written for numbers 1 through 120 so far
Kill me.

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>>375998272

>Didn't comment on the post containing the career forecast for Accounting Majors.

Oh your hubris is hilarious.

Accountancy is now considered a part of STEM as it's a Bachelor of Science, heh.

Also, I've yet to see any single mom's at W.P Carey; they're too busy raising their bastards alone to handle the class load.

90% are all young, smart, ambitious whites.

I was actually shocked at the complete lack of Asians.

I wish there were single moms, they're EZMODE to fuck.

>MFW I graduate with honors.

>>375991954
>150 word essay
>american education at its finest

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>>375991954

>>375992689
>those fat as fuck fingers

americans are disgusting

>>375998405

I actually went to AAI and learned MIG/ARC welding in their 18 month program and do subcontracting jobs during the summer.

All while majoring in a profession that will always be in demand and is a solid foundation for countless other degrees.

>>375996946
take your shitty reddit memes away from here

>>375992201
Don't play these mind games with me anon

>>375991954
>Want to play videogames
>Can't stop posting on /v/
What do?

>>375995282
>Wait til college bud
>be in 6th grade
>140 characters is a 3 sentence paragraph and a half at most

>>375998698
>in demand

>everyone and their mom getting accounting/business degrees/actuary certification
>can be replaced by a robot

>>375991954
Just write "You'll never see it coming" 30 times.

>>375998272
>implying single moms can do math

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>>375991954
>150 word essay
Holy fuck try stepping outside middle school op. Here in the big school we have 700 word essays due every month. Maybe you should've studied in school instead of going to brain dead university moron.

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>need to write my name on exam paper
>can't stop jerking off to bug sluts

>>375998821
Gotta manage that child support somehow.

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>>375998405

No caption necessary.

>>375998892
>can be replaced by a robot

>>375998810

Oh when I was in Community College TONS of Single Slut Moms were taking book keeping and QuickBook classes for their certificates but none of them went on to a university.

>>375999006

Then why haven't all accountants been replaced yet?

Because there are numerous types of accounting you can specialize in:

Forensic and Auditing for example.

Stay salty at not having foresight, senpai.

>-10 word essay due to yesterday
>can't stop

?????????????

Awe, our writers and tradesmen got BTFO and left.

The truth is a powerful thing, isn't it?

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>>375997394
how do you know he's sweating it's not even hot here

WHAT HAPPENED WITCHER BROS?!

>>375991954
I fucking typed a 500 word RESPONSE in 5 minutes you worthless sack of shit underage, get your ass moving

>>375999376
Glad you showed them what's what! Tip of that hat to you, fellow STEMbro.

How do I upvote here, btw

>>375995519
Pfft that's nothing friendo, I'm doing my masters degree and they make us color 5(five) pages a day from a color book of Bob the builder.

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>300 character thesis for my Psych major due in 3 minutes
>haven't stopped playing Persona 5 since 5 minutes ago

I'll take the bait

150 words is pretty easy for an essay. Opening statement or thesis Para 1 > strongest argument Para 2 > end with tying in second argument to the strong argument. Para 3

In MLA probably 1 page with 3 short paragraphs. Fuck APA and chicago

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>>375999523

Sorry, while I am technically apart of STEM I do not associate with STEM scum because I'm going on have a profitable career.

Enjoy your 'Pure Math'.

>>375991954
>can't stop playing
>stop playing
>playing

>600 character portfolio due in 234 seconds
>can't stop won't stop

Who else for the civil engineering meme? Now I'm two years behind, maybe more if I keep being a lazy fuck and failing my classes.

>playing video games
>on /v/
that's where you fucked up

>>375999601
Dude, it's a really old joke that's been posted a million times.

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who not going to college or university here?

>6000000 word essay tomorrow
>can't stop posting memes
why

>>375998494
Couldn't you make a program that checks if the last digit in a number is 2, 4, 6, 8, or 0? Wouldn't that work?

>>375998086
>implying my plan isn't to do in poverty from an obscure disease while spreading around I have some insane fetish to my friends and acquaintances and always doing weird, unnecessary things when they visit so they'll remember me
>implying I wont be published more than once by some small shitty company in the middle of nowhere and have my work and style critically reviled
>Implying fifty years after my death people wont see the genius and historical significance of my post-post-ironic-return to modernism
>Implying I wont be taught in classrooms while you languish in the grave of a lowly, unremembered engineer

>>376000008
Here's my code so far:
std::cin >> flag;
bool flag;

if (x == 0 || x == 2 || x == 4 || x == 6 || x ==8 || x == 10 || x == 12 || x == 14 || x == 16 || x == 18 || x == 20 || x == 22 || x == 24 || x == 26 || x == 28 || x == 30 || x == 32 || x == 34 || x == 36 || x == 38 || x == 40 || x == 42 || x == 44 || x == 46 || x == 48 || x == 50 || x == 52 || x == 54 || x == 56 || x == 58 || x == 60 || x == 62 || x == 64 || x == 66 || x == 68 || x == 70 || x == 72 || x == 74 || x == 76 || x == 78 || x == 80 || x == 82 || x == 84 || x == 86 || x == 88 || x == 90 || x == 92 || x == 94 || x == 96 || x == 98 || x == 100 || x == 102 || x == 104 || x == 106 || x == 108 || x == 110 || x == 112 || x == 114 || x == 116 || x == 118 || x == 120 || x == 122 || x == 124)
{
flag = true;
}
else
flag = false;

I'm not really sure how to implement your way, but it sounds faster than fleshing this out for everything my professor is probably going to test it with.

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>Have to name two animals with three letter names for a school project
>I only have a month to finish it
>Only have cat so far

Fucking kill me boys. What do I do?

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>>375999803
Haha right here bro!

I'm slowly watching many of my friends graduate and get good jobs and I'm deathly terrified of the future

>>376000625
ALLIGATOR

>>376000000

>>376000008
>>376000375

bool even = false;
x % 2 == 0 ? even = true : even = false;

>>376000625
Try bird, best guess I could come up with

>>375991954
That's like fucking nothing
quit being a lazy retard

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>>376000375
How many numbers were you planning on going up too?

>X-limit of words / pages for essay

How to make a shit essay 101. When will educators learn that you can't set an arbitrary a limit for excellence?

>>375992338
>Only 12 words
Gonna have to give you a fail for this one anon, you didn't meet the wordcount.

>>376000375
That's an abomination mate, use modulo

>>376000735
actually to be technically correct:

x == 0 || abs(x) % 2 == 0 ? even = true : even = false;

that will handle the 0 case and all negative integers

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>Have 1 word essay due 99 yottaseconds
>Can't stop playing Bubsy 3D
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIEC3S

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>>376000687
That's pretty good actually, probably wwill get me an A and my dad will spank my bottom if I don't get an A so I should probably use something worse.

>>376000743
Holy fuck that's not even close how retarded are you?

"Best I could come up with" hahahahahaha this fucking nigger

>>376000625
Gotchu pham

Ape
Bat
Cow
Cub
Doe
Elk
Ewe
Fox
Hog
Pig
Pup
Ram
Rat
Sow
Yak

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>>376001357
Holy fuck

I'm ruined, I can't fucking pick any of those now because it would be plagiarizing, you fucked me.

>>376001558
I'm sorry dog I can't really remember any others.

>>376001558
>>376001613
Fag

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>ABCs due tomorrow
>can't stop playing Disney Infinity
Hope the teach is cool with a handprint

>>376001730
Nig is a good one, though I guess it is synonymous with ape so it may work or not

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>>375991954
>150 words
Are you in kindergarten?

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>>375991954
do your fucking homework you degenerate

>>375998636

Had to double take I genuinely thought they were toes at first glance.

>>375991954
>150 word
are you like middle high school? get out

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>>375998863
bug sluts you say?

>15 page essay due on a recent event and how it contributes to the world
>around the time GTA4 came out
>write entire essay in a night about GTA4
>get an A on the paper
>teacher's note on the last page reads "Congrats, you bullshitted your way to a passing grade."

>>375991954
Not your blog weeb fuck.

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>>375991954
I missed 2 weeks of work to play Persona 5, they've probably fired me by now.

Worst part is I don't even regret and would do it again.

>tfw still have to write my thesis
;__;

>>376000876
It's only 11 words though.

>>375997584
I graduated debt free because I live in a socialist meme country where students aren't expected to slave themselves for life in exchange for knowledge

>>376000375
jesus christ I can't stop laughing

>>376000952
>that will handle the 0 case and all negative integers
????
so does >>376000735

>>375995053
Not him but it would take me 20-30 minutes overall with rechecking and shit.

OP is retarded or very underage.

>>375998636
oh fuck, dayum

Get on my level bitch
>discreet math exam tomorrow
>spend all day and half of the night playing vidya
>jonsnow.jpg
>"Hey Look its 12pm, i guess its time to study xd"
>spend rest of the night studying until 11am
>omw to the exam
God I want to sleep baby

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>>375991954
Epitome of /v/.

>>376009413
>Exam starts in a few minutes
>Browse 4chan on my phone

>>376010493
>me rn

>Growing old with no good memories, friends, or experience with girls
>Can't stop playing Arma 3
G-guys?

>three word essay

>>375992708
Including the idiots that spoonfeed the idiots?

>>375993438
Phoneposter plz

>>375997394
How do you fuck up at sweetie posting? You're dumber than a stonk independant women. Well done.

>>375999409
Is that a man or a women?

>>375991954
Just write a word every time you get a GOTY award

>>375993424
What a joke of a thesis that is. I write 11,000 words in 11 to 12 pages for regular assignments.

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>actually studying instead of being a NEET
How's that normie life treating you?

>>376012436
Yes.

>>376013884
>tfw want to become a NEET but the job became a routine since i shitpost on /v/ 40 hours a week

>>376013884
>tfw NEET lifestyle but technically a student

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>>376014082
>tfw NEET lifestyle but technically a student
yeah...enjoy paying up that student debt and having assignments you have to do every week. Totally the NEET life there fampai.
There's nothing worse than people pretending their NEETS when they're not

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>>375993424
>non-asian words

why is this a statistic

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>tfw wanted to do compsci
>tfw nailed compsci classes in hs
>barely passed math in gr11
>was failing math in gr12 but they let me drop it
>couldnt apply to compsci college programs because they all require calc and shit
>dreams crushed and have to get a ba in english or some shit now because of stupid retarded math which I was doing fine without in compsci classes

WHY THE FUCK DOES STUPID ASS MATH HAVE A FUCKING MONOPOLY ON THE EDUCATION GAME?

SHIT IS BORING AND ANNOYING AND FUCKING difficult AND I COULD GET BY JUST FUCKING FINE WITHOUT IT, FUCK

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>>376014158
>He has to pay for his education

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>>375991954
>150 word essay
how old are you?

>10^googol page haiku due in 10^-44 seconds
>shitposting on 4chan instead

damn.

>>376014485
>failing high school math

end urself

>>376015582
older than you, it seems