ITT: It's the day after Nintendo's E3 2017 Direct

>Pokemon still on 3ds
/v/ BTFO

I can't believe they actually didn't announce any new games

Pokemon Stars looks retarded

Why is Xenoblade 2 still slated for "2017" at this point? They didn't even give a release month.

Holy shit youtube keeps taking down all the videos of Kimishima executing Reggie at E3. Anyone got a reupload?

Buying a PS4 lads

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>>375983492
>Metroid Fans

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE REIMU AND ANIME ARE IN SMASH
I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEING MEMED ON BUT THOSE "ANIME SWORDS BROS" SHITPOSTS WERE SERIOUS

Super Mario 3D World port looks awesome. Especially with the 12 new levels.

It'll definitely hold me over until Odyssey this Christmas

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>YFW FE Switch has blood and a main character who doesn't have a sword and blue hair.

That smash brothers port with Goku and Ice Climbers in it looks pretty fun. Who are you going to main?

Cod WW2 why? Nobody is going to buy this on switch.

>>375983807
Yeah. They actually listened to fans and added Wario AND Waluigi.
Pretty shocked that they put Sonic and Tails in as well as a Pyeongchang 2018 olympics tie-in but are holding over their stages as DLC for christmas.

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Nintendo won with 1 (One) game

>>375983881
Tracer looks pretty cool, but I think I'm going to go with Mickey Mouse

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maybe next year...

>>375983640
It's obvious by now that xenoblade 2 is coming out in 2018. At least we get xenoblade x again!

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Who's bright idea was it to make a Pokken 2 featuring Dunsparce?

>>375983492
This, Super Smash Bros: Round 2, Pokken Final Bout, Mario Party 10S, Hyrule Warriors: Reinforcements, and Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Encore all look nice but when are we gonna get an actual new game?

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>>375983881
Face Raider, of course.

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THE MADMEN

THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED MOTHER 3 ON VC

>>375983492
That teaser for Super Smash Kart looked great, can't wait for 2018.

>>375984063
Did anyone else take a picture of their dick for that game?

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC surprised me. This is one huge fucking game.

Breath of the Wild link looks autistic though and so does Tom nook.

And why the fuck do we need 16 more tracks?

>>375983807
>only 12 new levels
fans would be pretty pissed I think, especially considering nintendo would charge $60 for it. it would need like another 30 at least.

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>>375983881
Honoka, or maybe Inklings.
Though i'm pretty stunned that they added THIS GUY in as well.
Faggots calling him a clone when he was announced, he CLEARLY has a new moveset.

>the entirety of the BotW DLC is underwater
Why the fuck did they think this was a good idea

>>375984229
12 new worlds

> No F Zero
>No mother 3
>no metroid
>no animal crossing

But they give us Skyward Sword HD? Who wanted that? No one. NO ONE

Earthbound remake looks fucking great. Can't wait for summer 2018

>>375984208
Dunno but baby versions of every koopaling was a terrible idea. Is there just a dude with a fetish over there or something?

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WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS!?

It actually looks fun.

>>375984229
>Nintendo fans
>Complaining about Nintendo being lazy
>Instead of mindlessly buying everything thrown their way
Not possible.

>>375984208
That DLC is pretty fucking weird.
>DLC #1: Otaku Pack: Miku, Reimu and Remilia/Flandre
>DLC #2: Guest Pack: Sonic, Pac-Man and Kirby
Well, Pac-man is forgivable since he's in all three Mario Kart Arcade games but everyone else is weird. I'll still play them

>>375984545
people that didn't own a wii u wouldn't care

>No Metroid
>No F-Zero
>No Custom Robo
>Mario Maker 2 instead of Zelda Maker
>Retro still hasn't shown a single thing

What is wrong with them?

This thread is funny, because even if Nintendo did everything people mentioned here /v/ would still flip out, plaise Nintendo as God and say they won E3.

SONY WINS AGAIN BABY

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>>375983492
SMT IS NINTENDO EXCLUSIVE
BAYONETTA 3 COLLECTION SWITCH EXCLUSIVE
SONYGERS AND PKEKS BTFO!!!

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>still no Rune Factory 5
Even in my imagination I'm disappointed.

>more ports

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Can't wait to make auto-shrines in Super Sheikah Shrine Maker. I think I'll make Rube Goldberg devices using wind turbines and switch activator balls.

Post your reaction when you saw they were remaking ZOOP

>>375983492
I honestly doubt Nintendo will even show up, let alone show anything new. The autistic businessmen genuinely believe they're above E3.

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Being proven wrong yet again, what will they do?
And will people still believe them?

They just have to announce gamecube on virtual console, thats the only thing that would make me buy a switch

>it's another handheld zelda that requires friends to play
Fuck Nintendo when will you realize I'm alone and have no one to play with?

>The Legend Of Zelda arrives 2020

Here we go again. The fact that Link never woke up and Breath Of The Wild was just a dream is pretty crazy though. Can't wait to play it

Who else came hard when Dark Souls 4 was announced as a Switch exclusive with Kirby DLC?

I was pretty pissed at Mario Party 11 using smartphone apps though.

IT'S CALLED MARIO KART, NOT NINTENDO KART GET THESE LESSER-FRANCHISES OUT OF MY MARIO KART REEEE.

JOYCONS WITH A PROPER D PAD HOLY FUCK NINTENDO WO..

>$90

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>>375984867
DUDE THEY ARE ALREADY ZOOP. WHY BOTHER WITH THOSE LAME ASS GAMECUBE GAMES.
WHEN
WE
GOT
ZOOP

>>375984703
>DARK SOULS COLLECTION
>OVER 500 VITA GAMES BEING PORTED TO SWITCH DUE TO BAD SALES BEFORE
IT'S OVER. NINTENDO WON

If I hear one more fucking snap I'm gonna blow

Oh man, I can't wait to buy BotW HD and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe HD!!!!

Donkey Kong Continent looks cool besides the shitty dubstep they used in the trailer.

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I can't believe they released an official splatoon H-game in America.

>>375985014
>vita has no games
>vita apparently has over 500 games to port
what did he meme by this

>>375984843
>The day before E3 Laura and Emily said that Melee HD was in the works for Switch and NEW 3DS, as well as "Nintendo's new PC platform"
>People believed it.
>So much damage control they had to remove their twitter accounts.

Anyone else feel a little weird when Mario blew that hooker's brains out? Odyssey is looking good though overall.

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TWO GAMES
W
O

G
A
M
E
S

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO SURVIVE?

New Nintendo 3DSi

Fucking gay

>NintendOS
Discuss.

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>Starcraft 64 VC release

>>375984843
God I hate all these degenerate leakers, remember to report every fucking thread about them getting close to E3. They just lie for attention.

>>375983492
I want it.

>>375985249
Hear it's already been hacked

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I can't believe the seance they performed to revive Iwata actually worked

>nintendo didn't say MH5 is exclusive
HAHA IT MAY STILL COME TO PS5 RIGHT?

>>375983980
We can only dream anon
>ashcrying.png

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>>375983492
And once again, Kirby gets another great looking game, as expected from HAL.

I'm glad they got Todd to introduce Fallout 4 Switch but I kinda wish they hadn't already taken $60 + tip out of my account's registered card.

>>375983881
Celica from FE Echoes, Alm might be good too

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The irony.

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>>375985454
Taranza is gonna be broken af

I wasn't expecting zoop, but I'm excited as hell for it.

>no metroid

what the FUCK

>>375983601
>>375983610
>>375983640
>>375983746
without meming this shit is EXACTLY what will happen at nintendos e3 this year and it will be hilarious

how do you faggots never learn? always expect the worst from e3

>>375985296
It's better than them remaking Star Fox 64 for the third time. At least with a port they're not wasting any dev time.

In all honesty I thought that the Pikmin 4 announcement looked more like a Turn-based RPG than a real Pikmin game

>>375985813
You need some new glasses then

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GOD DAMN IT, RETRO IS MAKING ANOTHER FUCKING DK GAME? FUCK FUCK WHERE THE FUCK IS METROID GOD DAMN IT NINTENDO

>24.99 a year for online

Almost two dollars a month to play Mario kart, smash and Mario Maker?

I'll pay it. But I'm not happy

>>375984998
I no joke have no real issue with the "d-pad" of the joycons. It's always been more than serviceable to me.

What I feel like I absolutely need though, are non-asymmetrical sticks. In other words, regular plain old symmetrical stick placements.
The fact that the right stick is so damn close to the B is a legit issue. Almost makes them unusable for certain games.

That stick either needs to be further away from the buttons, or simply, above them. Its current placement is absolutely terrible.

>>375983492
What is the best video game console, for someone who only plays games rated E For Everyone on the ESRB?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMguSriiu3U

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I CAN'T STOP JERKING TO SQUID BUTTS

>Super Smash Bros. Deluxe
>Wind Waker HDeluxe
>Twilight Princess HDeluxe
>Splatoon Deluxe
>Tropical Freeze Deluxe
>Xenoblade Chronicles Xeluxe
>Pikmin 3 Deluxe
>Super Mario 3Deluxe World
>Breath of the Wild Deluxe

Why did I buy a Switch?

Super Mario Sunshine Duo using BotW physics engine? Sounds cool

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>>375985368
I can't believe the first thing Iwata did when he rose from the grave was resign from Nintendo, disgusted by what it had become in his absence.

>Xenoblade 2 is now "some time in 2018"
Fucking called it.

>>375986208
Agreed, I knew I should have waited for Switch Deluxe during the holidays. 3 joycons attached to it man, just imagine.

That joycon dick wagglin game looked pretty neat

>>375986283
Charging for online was a mistake. Iwata didn't do for that.

>>375983492
What was Nintendo thinking of making that VR dating simulator? Why was Reggie one of the options for the love interest? WHY DID THEY SHOW THE SEX SCENE IN THE STREAM?

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>>375983492
>Looks like Sony won again this year.
[audible sigh]
>At least I have Mario Maker Deluxe and Smash Bros. Deluxe to look forward to.

>>375986852
>HD Rumble mimics the convulsions of his penis when he orgasms
man the future really is here

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Say it with me

DEE KAY SIXTY FIVE

Too many Wii U ports.

We need some 3DS ports too!

>metroid prime 4

Holy shit I just wanted a new DKC game FUCK

WARIO'S BACK BABY!

Never ever :(

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>>375983492
>Wario Land 6
>Advance Wars x Battalion Wars
>Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes Port
>New Metroid Game
>2 new F-Zero Games
>Custom Robo x Little Battler Experience
>Ace Combat Trilogy for Switch
>No More Heroes 3 comes with Remakes of the first 2
>Viewtiful Joe 3

I can't believe my dreams are coming true

Can't believe they're charging us 30$ for those 3D glasses

>Haha Nintendo won
>Nintendomination
>/v/ btfo
>You literally have no reason not to buy the Switch
>It's over
>Name 1 (one) game where you can do this?
etc.

Shills, viral marketers, console war fags will come out of the wood work regardless if Nintendo has a decent presentation or not.

>>375987429
Even worse, they purposefully used a different kind of 3D so that we can't just use the 3D glasses we got from the movies.

>>375983976
Does it have the dlc for kingdom hearts king Mickey?

>>375987621
Yeah, the fact that the reversed the red and blue foils and copyrighted the design feels like they're just teasing now

>>375983492
I slugged through 13 hours of tree house cringe for Pikmin, Animal Crossing on Switch, SMT, M&L:SSS remake, Smash Bros. Deluxe, and Mario Maker Deluxe.

Nice.

Is anyone else going to buy the Gamepad Deluxe to replay the HQ versions of the Wii U games? I already preordered mine

>>375983492
>It's the day after Nintendo's E3 2017 Direct
Fuck yeah! My copy of ARMS just arrived!

Well at least it couldn't be any worse than the Microsoft presentation.

>>375987783
This.

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What I'm hoping for
>Zelda DLC 1&2 info
>zelda maker
>new metroid
>pokemon switch
>Monster hunter 5
>X2 new info and realease date
>Another new IP
>Odyssey info
>Bringing back of classic franchise
>Some good ports

What the day after will be
>MARIO ODYSSEY 1HOUR LONG PRESENTATION TREEHOUSE EXTRAVAGANZA
>no games
>sales figures
>25 minute long developer diary on the making of the port of some obscure indie game
>3ds getting new games that noone cares about
>Nintendo online costs $100/year please understandu
>ports of indie games for $25 dollar higher price than steam

>>375987465
All companies do this shit, its best to just avoid /v/ for the following week afterwards.

>>375990462
We already know the online is $20 a year. Can't see them changing it tbqh.

>>375983701
kek

>new leaf deluxe

cant wait

>FF7 is actually coming to the Switch
Well, it's gonna look even worse than FFXV.

>>375991592
I guess that explains how Cloud got in Sm4sh. Speaking of, I wonder who those ten other extra characters they teased for Sm4sh Deluxe are gonna be. Still, glad to see my boy Bomberman got in.

>>375983492
>showing the upcoming kirby games again
>more amiibos
>mario odissey trailer
>even more amiibos
>port of wiiu game, probably Hyrule Warriors or that horrible Animal Crossing game.
>showing arms and splatoon
>why so many amiibos
>switch ultra pro dock, swich new joycon color combo
>new 3ds games
>showcase of new 2ds XL


And /v/ will say Nintendont won E3.

>>375991689
>Bomberman in smash
>Capcom got Ryu with all his BoF costumes in the game

It's like opposite day.

>>375983492
I am Setsuna is a port.
Dragon Quest Heroes is a port.
Dragon Quest Heroes II is a port.
Skyrim is a port.
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 is a port.
Dragon Quest XI is a port.
Fate/EXTELLA: The Umbral Star is a port.
Disgaea 5 Complete is a port.
Dragon Quest X is a port.
All the The King of Fighters games are ports.
Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence is a port.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII is a port.

>>375985567
this was the biggest reveal for me
the amiibo support looks dumb though just another way to pander to casual players

>>375992281
Honestly, that wouldn't be too bad as long as some new and/or first party games get announced alongside them.

>>375983492
It's going to be one of the worst E3's in terms of shit posting. Some examples include monhun getting a switch game or going multiplat,same for the new SMT,any wii U ports,people shitting on the new sonic OC for sonic forces,people sperging out over not getting the game they wanted announced,a anything nintendo releases that is new will be called a rehash.

>>375991816
At least 2 of these will actually happen,I've come to expect this from nintendo at this point
>>375983601
That's a good thing,the Sinnoh remakes will be stuck on the 3ds while the superior gen 5 remakes are on a stronger console

I can't believe Reggie is fucking dead

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What GC games will you be getting on the virtual console bros?

>>375995180
Don't even joke about that anon.

Not that I care about Reggie that much but the last thing we need is another dead Nintendo employee

>>375995371
Sunshine, Thousand Year Door, Chibi-Robo, might finally try Tales of Symphonia if it's cheap

holy smokes super smash Bros switch deluxe has BOMBERMAN!!!

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>>375995130
>Sinnoh remakes will be stuck on the 3ds

OH please god no more pokemon remakes, and on 3DS for that matter. 3DS pokemon games have been worse every new itineration. GameFreak should just take a break and try to get their shit together.

What is the point of producing a pokemon game with no Go Ichinose songs in it anyway?

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I don't think half of the games shown on this presentation were actually running on the switch hardware.
Actually, most of the developers only started to make shit for the switch in april, after they saw how well the bomberman game sold and they pretty much rushed in those scaled down PS4 presentations.
Only trust the UE4, nintendo and capcom games.

>Fire Emblem delayed

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>>375996157
>>Fire Emblem