How do we save Paper Mario?

>>375983189
Make the next game an iOS project. Might as well -- traditional consoles clearly don't want another Paper Mario game.

>>375983189
It's fine as it is. Take off the rose tinted glasses.

>>375983189
You can't save a corpse.

>>375983189
Convince Nintendo the series can't sell anymore and finally can it. Nobody buy the next game if Tanabe is anywhere near it.

It's the least we can do now.

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>>375983389
You will be able to when we can rewrite dna

i'd say make a fan game if nintendo wouldn't destroy you for it

There is nothing we can do other than wait for Miyamoto to die and hope for the best.

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Let it die

It's impossible.

>>375983189
Get Miyamoto's grubby hands off of it

Give it the Prime treatment: FPS game with Seamus as protagonist

>>375983189
Tell Miyamoto to fuck off

>>375983189
it's gone anon
all hope is lost

>>375983189
Travel to the past and kill everyone before they can participate in in the "Nintendo Club Survey" response to SPM. It's the only way.

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>>375983189
We need to assassinate Tanabe. It's the only way.

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>>375983189
OP, this used to be my favorite series, fuck PM64 is my favorite game in general but we can't, it's over and we'll never be able to save this raped corpse of a series. We just have to move on since Miyamoto is going to help limit them on characters/NPCs & enemies and Tanabe & crew are going to keep experimenting with the gameplay (whether it's good or bad) in drastic ways and not use the already-established Mario universe correctly.

>tfw played 2 hours of paper mario so far
WHEN DOES IT GET FUN

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>>375986491
>neo-tendo fans and their attention spawn

*BLEEP* *BLOOP* *WAHOO*

MAMMA MIA

>>375986747
yeah, who the fuck plays games for fun. we play it to wait for fun

>>375986491
where you at nigger, passed through the desert already and went into the haunted woods?

>>375986491
It feels barebones at the beginning, but wait until you get a bunch of badges.

>>375986491
I don't think you're going to enjoy it if you don't already.

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Funding a kickstarter for a knockoff of it.

Just kidding, let it burn.

>tfw there's now a higher number of shit games in the series than the amazing ones.

We have to get rid of that fucker who refuses to return to Paper Mario's original formula.

>>375983189
Retire Miyamoto and let someone other than Tanabe make it

Remember when people thought Super Paper Mario was bad for changing up the formula
Remember when at least it had a fucking plot and helpers

>>375987945
They weren't really helpers, with the exception of Tippi the rest of them were more like tools.

Are there any 3D games with similar turn based combat as paper mario?

>>375988149
South Park the Stick of Truth is the only one that comes to mind

>>375983546
DNA has nothing to do with a dead thing

>>375983189
Nintendo needs to understand that Paper Mario isn't about Paper, any more than Super Mario is about plumbing.

>>375983189
Don't let fucking miyamoto touch it, also make is to write a good story and more rpg style (no cards, decks, or shitty "gimmick"). Bring back the partners.

You can't. Nintendo has made up their minds. Best we can do is stop buying or talking about future entries

>>375987945
Catch this food analogy.
A small smear of crap is better than a fat turd between two slices of bread, but ideally you don't want to eat poopoo sandwiches.

Unless you're the type of person who likes SPM more than TTYD, then they're to taste.