What does /v/ think about "Cia" from Hyrule Warriors?

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2nd best Zelda girl.

with the first one obviously being true form Midna.

>>375981797
That is true.

>>375981797
Dumb.
She could see everything but couldn't see the most obvious thing.

>>375981797

-Great tits
-Little brown girls are the best

The whole conflict would have been avoided if only Link had good taste in women.

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No, tell me about her. Why does she wear a mask anyway?

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>>375982135
>but couldn't see the most obvious thing.
and what is that?

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>this is a Legend of Zelda character

>>375982165
Unless one of the 38 DLC packs I didn't get had another Cia prequel; she never actually tried to act on her transdimensional soulcrush to get rejected in the first place.

Best Zelda girl.

What a babe.

>>375981797
Old news.

>>375982882
Fuck off Boco.

>>375981797

Needs her own spinoff game

Paizuri

>>375982935

Post some Cia tits and I might.

>>375982131
I'm really displeased that KT tried to play off the entire premise of this bitch is that Ganon stole her heart and made her a Nobody Replica.

>>375981797
I think she is surprisingly unappealing for being delicious brown

Can't figure out why, she just is

boobs

that is my response

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>>375981797
Why couldn't she just ask Link out?

Why did she think conquering Hyrule was a good way to his heart?

>>375982165
>The whole conflict would have been avoided if only Link had good taste in women.
People who say this are fucking dumb.

>>375982237
why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

>>375982237
The game fucking spells it out for you.

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>>375982237

>>375984035
>this is where the "Link and Zelda always have to be together" meme came from
wtf I hate HW now

>>375983494
Let's not pretend anything in Hyrule Warriors alleged plot makes sense.

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>>375982232

She's a big girl.

>>375984365
That was around long before Hyrule Warriors, and long before "meme" became a cancerous word

>>375982113
This fucking guy, you my nigga

>>375984456
For you

>>375984365
>>375984478
Nah that's actually from Skyward Sword. The only game dumb enough to try to have the villain give unifying exposition with his dying breath.

>>375983494
This would have made a darker LoZ Game.

>>375982165
To be honest the whole thing could of been avoided if Cia tried to ask Link out first instead of IMMEDIATELY declaring war. How the hell was that supposed to win Link's heart, which is what she really wants?

>But what if she wanted to kill Zelda to remove the competition?

Then just assassinate her, holy shit. Don't make this into such a huge thing that you have to fight through armies straight off the bat

>>375983494
>Cia accidentally causes the current link and zelda to get interested in each other with that commentary
Cia, you silly bitch.

>>375984381
Yeah, the fact that people still talk about what a plot that only exists to justify the fanservice crossover game baffles me.

>>375982165
Have you played the game? As soon Cia started to get jealous of zelda, dorf attacked, kicked all her good traits out and turned her into an insane yandere. She literally had no time to try to see link first.

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>>375984680
To be fair Hyrule Warriors Link and Zelda have love at first sight

>>375983494
There's a few things wrong with this image.

>>375981797
he wasn't alone.

>>375984680
Dorf corrupted her as soon she showed weakness in her heart.

>>375984632
Anything would've made the game darker. The only actual villains in the game was Ganon, Girahim and Wizzro. Ganon being the corruptor, and Wizzro being crazy.

Cia was corrupted by Ganon and Volga was corrupted by Corrupted Cia who was previously trying to have the Lizardfos mind their own damn business, Dark_____ was just corrupted by whatever. Zant even was still just riding the devil made me do it vibe from TP.

>>375984680
You can't expect a practical and logical argument like that go well with a woman.

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>>375982364
Your point? If it was an already established character like Malon I would understand but she's her own character and some women have really big breasts and know that seduction is an excellent weapon.

Is the Linkle DLC worth it? Is she satisfying to play? I know shes satisfying to look at.

>>375985213
There's nothing wrong with it at all my dude.

>>375985213
And they're not that big anyway.

>>375985235
Nope.

Who is bigger, Cia or Lianshi?

>>375981797

Shameless pandering.

>>375985408
Who?

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>>375982364
Actually Cia's design kinda fits into Zelda, pic related

Lana does not, though.

>>375984727
That's the problem with everyone new in the game. Their entire character is based on a few random battle phrases and the jankiest time travel plot ever.

Sad for Volga. I like everything about his designs.

I love her, but I wish she had a spoken voice.

>>375985186
>Lana is just super impressed with how Cia redecorated their house
perfect.

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>>375985327
Oh, ok then.
Sorry if I came across as hostile. I just assumed the comment to be negative since people here really like to complain about trivial things.

>>375985186
Lana fangirling more and more is super cute

>>375985487
Lianshi has the largest tits of DW.

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>>375981797

The characters talk about how Lana and Cia look the exact same, but I don't see it.
Like, even discounting skin, hair, and eye color, they just do not look the same to me.
Their faces look different. Cia's much taller than Lana. Cia has much larger assets than Lana.
They don't look the same.

>>375985213
It's more like "Nintendo is usually family friendly, so to have such a fan servicey character is unusual for them"Sure, Nintendo didn't make Cia themselves but they could of also censored her cleavage or changed her outfit like they've done with other games

>>375985708
>fangirling
I don't think I like this word. I'm going to start saying that people who use it are from Reddit.

>>375985482
Amen for that

>>375985186

>Cia later

LOL!

Why does she wear the mask?

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>>375985825
see it now?

>>375985825
Cia uses bigger heels and Lana's clothes supress a lot of her bust. Equip the guardian outfit and you will see they have the same body.

>>375982237
Her feet.

>>375983170
What? No she's king piccolo

Bane?

>>375985953
I'm afraid I don't.

>>375983494
I love how Impa is sick of this shit.

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>>375982364
>this is a Legend of Zelda character

>>375985934
She's into some really kinky shit

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>>375982113
Incorrect

Midna in any forms is best.

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>>375982364

>>375986406
Why this artist can draw great guys but horrible girls?

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>>375982364
>this is also a Legend of Zelda character

>>375986406
Oh boy, it's the comic without a punchline again

>>375986571
spend enough time drawing one thing well, and you falter at drawing other things I suppose.

>>375986571
She's into bara.

>>375986843
noice

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Daily reminder that she did nothing wrong.

>>375986975
She did every fucking thing wrong, you moron

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>>375982364
>this too is a Legend of Zelda character

>>375986751
>Drunk dorf comments that he may be old but he still can find ways to fuck with zelda and link
>His last trick was making some girl wage war for link's D, it worked much Better than he ever expected
There, i explained the joke. Now the joker will shot me.

>>375986843
I don't know why I expected new balances, but sauce on them titties.

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>Options are Link fuck this girl silly, satisfy her, and everything's great
>Or a kingdom wide war that shatters timelines and leads to Ganon stomping all over the castle

One of these is the better option. I'll let you decide.

>>375987183
I'll take B.

>>375983494
Because she was a time guardian who wasn't supposed to interfere with the normal world.

The bigger question is why do you idiots always think that dicking everything is the answer to everything.

>>375986751
But there is a punchline

It's machismo.

>>375987307
A hot dicking actually was the answer to this one though.

>>375987307
>The bigger question is why do you idiots always think that dicking everything is the answer to everything.
In this case is explicty stated she went mad because she wanted to fuck Link. Instead of storming the kingdom and resurrecting ganondorf she could be demanded a couple of nights with link in exchange of peace. Link being the hero he is would be accepted glady

>>375981797
>Delicious brown
>huge tits
>bared legs
>cool mask
>nice clothes
>great color scheme
One of the best/10

>>375987307
Because it usually is,especially in Japanese games where a lot of drama could be solved before they even began if the main character just manned up already

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>>375985856
I wouldn't say Nintendo as a whole censors games. I would say it's NoA that does it because everything is offensive in America. Tits and ass aren't as frowned upon in Japan as fan service is par for the course in a lot of anime.

>>375987530
>a couple of nights
This is where you went wrong.

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>>375981797
You said ________CIA________

>>375987307
Because whenever a woman is acting like a stark raving mad bitch, and she's not bleeding, then all she needs is a good dicking to calm her tits.

I mean duh, this is Women 101.

>>375987521
>>375987530
If you honestly think that you're dumb.
Plain and simply, dumb.

>>375987679
It sounds like bullshit, but it's actually true.

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>>375987530
She wanted more than just sex though, she was in love with Link's soul

But Link's soul is for Zelda only

>>375981797
I really wish Hyrule Warriors didn't require so much grinding.

>>375986020
underrated post

>>375987856
Porn of Link fucking Zelda while CIA watches, when? We'll just tell /a/ to self insert as the girl

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>>375987591
Case in Zelda point: In OoT, when the twin witches fuse into Twinrova, they shout "Double Dynamite!" However, in the Japanese version they explicitly shout- in english- "Sexy Dynamite!"

>>375981797
I heard she's a big girl

>>375988138
And big girls have big boobs!

>>375988050
>>375987591
I suppose you could also ask why NoA didn't censor Hyrule Warriors but they censored other games then?

>>375982113
Wow, someone traced over Tomo.

We could've had more threads on that zelda/cia sfm movie by fow but they had a pretty good turnout.
Tfw best girl isn't canon

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>>375987856
>But Link's soul is for Zelda only
OoT and TP want a word with you after class.

>>375987530
>Link being the hero he is would be accepted glady
Imagine if your duty to the realm was to tap that ass.

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>>375985215
This should be canon.

>>375984456
I swear I'm seeing Cia's boobs wiggling around.

>>375981797
I want to install her on my 3DS.

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>>375988050
I didn't know that! That's a bullshit change. Good thing I'm learning Japanese so I don't have to deal with bullshit translations anymore. I seriously can't believe how scared Americans are of sex. It's ridiculous. Every time I think the Genophobia can't get worse something petty like this comes along.

>>375988638
They do.

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>>375981797
GIVE ME:

THE REVERSE RAPE HENTAI

>>375988810
It's more about the children than the sex.

Americans have a MASSIVE fetish regarding keeping their kids as "pure" as possible for as long as possible - even to the point it becomes a public health hazard.

>>375988348
Didn't they censor Cia's artwork?
Also for them to censor Cia, the whole costume would have to be changed since she's a playable character. Too much work for too little I guess. But if they had time and money to make up for it, they probably would've.

>>375987295
Ruth Bader Ginsburg? I found it, thanks

>>375985235
Well, remember that Linkle's DLC also gets you the toon characters (which are all universally pretty shit with only King Dinner rising to mediocre), Skull Kid (adequate, but better than Impa Midna) and Trident for G-Unit (SONIC SPEED)

Linkle (Bows) herself is pretty good with nice speed and style to her moves. She plays well. Linkle (Boots) has a nice style, but the range feels short and the attacks REALLY feel slower than you'd first they'd be. They don't NEED hasty attacks, but hasty is the speed you imagine the boots to be.

>>375985215
>it's an acquired taste
Every single time

Now I wonder what Cia/Lana would have think of BotW Link.

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>>375989180

One order of NTR coming right up

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>>375985215

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>>375989312

>>375989309
>Stamina potion x99

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>>375989309
She had the perfect opportunity to strike and steal Link while BotW Link and Zelda weren't getting along

But then then the Yiga incident happened and it was all over.

>>375989203
That hasn't stopped NoA from censoring that Fire Emblems idol game and Fatal Frame 5

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>>375985186
>>375985649
>>375985708
>>375985857
>>375985924
>youngfags have invaded

>>375989618
She had a perfect opportunity when Link had fucking amnesia and doesn't remember shit

>>375989689
They already had the assets for FF5 from FF4.

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>>375989203
Not exactly-- in all the marketing (press kits, web site, etc) NoA never used Cia's default stock art that Japan used, instead utilizing a second render that had her back turned.

Not "censoring" in the traditional sense so much as pleading the fifth.

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>>375987183
>Fucking obsessed bitches

Are you sure that's a good idea?

>>375981797
>brown
>tiddies
>bitchy

Whats not to like

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>>375989914
I've done it before and I'd do it again although this time I'd know it was a stupid idea. I mean seriously, even if you knew she was obsessed, would you really say no to Cia?

>>375989748
I don't understand

>>375989415
This artist used to draw some fucked up shit, Dragons use human as literal hearrs?

>>375990048
Case and point.

>>375990090
*Hearts

>>375990096
Case IN point anon.

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>>375989195
Yes, that's what I mean. "Won't somebody think of the children". What's so impure about sex or the word sex or words associated with sex? For that matter what does "pure" even mean in this context? I'm not saying you're wrong or using the wrong terminology, I just can't understand why everything is deemed impure to the point kids "shouldn't" see or hear it.

>>375990172
>Case in point, anon.
Fixed that for you, anon.

>>375990291
Because they hope that more kids won't grow up like you.

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>>375990096
You sure showed me, being all mysterious and aloof and accusing people of something without giving any indication of what you're accusing them of.
Good job.

>>375990485
What the fuck is with your grammar, youngfag? Skip English class?

>>375990291
Puritanism

>>375990610
If you can't read that, you're the one who skipped English.
I'm being trolled, aren't I?

>>375990751
>If you can't read that
Don't put words in my mouth, youngfag. I'm simply calling you out on your pathetic excuse for English.

At least have the decency to use the correct spacing.

>>375990610
>>375990968
>grammar naziing on 4chan
what has the world come to?

>>375989689
Wasn't the Idol game cut completely? And Fatal frame had cut costumes? (please correct me if I'm wrong). If that's the case then it's just removing content and not really replacing it. In the case of Cia they would have to actually replace her costume with a new one. They would have to design one, model it in-game etc. That would also undermine >>375985953 .
There is not real reason to have sexy camera shots if the character isn't dressed sexy. So they would probably have to change that too.

>>375989873
Ah, I see! Thanks for clearing that up

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Paya becoming the new Cia when

>>375991038
>allowing nigspeak

>>375991172
But Paya doesn't even like bananas.

>>375991183
return to lereddit

>>375991172
Is that a gosh darn jimbo innuendo?

>>375987908
RPG mechanics that directly scale attack power in a hack-and-slash is the dumbest thing ever,

Also doesn't help that the only other thing you earn (more Hearts) are pointless because Adventure mode puts a damage limit on you if you need an A rank to progress (which you often do)

>>375990004
Look those megamilks

>>375989748
>you will never be as deep, mysterious, epic and awesome as this oldfag

fuck bros... it hurts so bad...

>>375991356
>redditfag tries to conceal himself
kek. Fuck off, youngfag.

Why are the Hyrule Warriors designs so good?
>best Link
>best Zelda
>best Ganondorf
>best Impa
>fixed Ruto's busted face
>Volga looks awesome
>Cia is sexy af

>>375991134
Nah, idol game is still around. I've seen it in stores even.And Fatal Frame replaced a swimsuit scene with a girl wearing normal clothes. It actually had some plot relevance, the girl is a model that had to do some shady gravure stuff just to get noticed and she feels incredibly guilty about that. But NoA changed it so instead of wearing a slutty swimsuit as would be appropriate, she's just wearing her usual clothes. It changes the scene entirely, with her just in normal clothes she wears all the time she just looks like she's whining over literally nothing.

It also had fanservicey costumes that were cut and replaced with nintendo themed ones.

>>375982113
This nigga right here.
FPBP

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>>375982113
>with the first one obviously being true form Midna.
That isn't Hilda.

>>375991923
I realize there's not exactly a huge amount of competition, but the Sheik redesign is pretty damn nice too.

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>>375991923
Because omega force is good at designs.

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>>375990373
Yes, and I don't see how that's a good thing. I'm not saying I'm some sort of role model in every aspect, far from it, but I don't see what's wrong with not be sexually repressed. I have no issue with sexual themes and I have no issue with violent themes and that's because I wasn't sheltered from either of them as a kid. I'm open to pretty much anything and to me that's a good thing.

>>375990704
Yes, I know but why is it still a thing to be a puritan? I guess I know the reason but it still annoys me that it spills over and infects my daily life and entertainment.

>>375992628
You're also a grown man on an anonymous image board bitching about a line change from an old slant eyed kids game. Do you even have social plans for tomorrow?

>>375992324
Nice baby leg

>>375992628
>I'm open to pretty much anything and to me that's a good thing.
You're on 4chan.

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is her game playable in cemu?

>>375985235
She's fun with with her default crossbows, but the Wii U version doesn't get the new story modes or adventure maps so if you finished everything already there isn't much to do with the new characters besides stages you've completed already.

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>>375992847

>>375993003
Nice right arm

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>>375992932
It sure was nice of Link to let Cia ride Epona like that.

>>375981797
She's a decent fighter.

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>>375993082

>>375993104
Ugh, that costume does not look good.

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So that's what happened to Origa Discorda.

>>375987908
Generally Musou games don't go that overboard with things like that, it's the grindiest one of them all and also one of the very few ones that penalize you so badly for just getting lightly touched that you might as well start the stage over as your rank is fried.

Hopefully FE Warriors isn't as bad.

>>375993198
>Ugh
see >>375989748

>>375993434
Ok.

>>375993423
Its incredible how punishing this game is about damage. I was playing Extella last night, almost died twice and ACTUALLY died once. My damage taken rating was B, which isn't that bad.

>>375992046
Aaah, I see. Reading this thread is making me hate NoA more and more. They clearly have no regard for the source material or context or anything. They just censor willy-nilly because they don't like it. I mean, Fatal Frame is an M-rated game right? Intended for adults and not kids? So why is it censored? Shouldn't adults be able to choose for themselves? I guess we were lucky Bayonetta was left intact.

I also confused the Fire Emblem idol game with a mini-game from FE Fates that was apparently cut.

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>>375993418
Nah, she went and became king of the mountain.

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>>375993423
>masterquest oneshot maps
I hated that damage rating was a flat number and not %of max life based. At least they increased the amount of damage you could get in the later adventure maps

>>375982364
>Koei Tecmo
>>375985519
>Capcom

not Nintendo designs

>>375993535
Yeah, there's very few Musou games that care very much about how much damage you've taken, it's generally KOs and how long you completed the stage that gets rated. HW's very concept goes against the "don't get hit" mentality since there will almost always be a stray projectile or peon slashing you that you can't see to avoid in time. Couple that with HW's lack of in-game saves for Adventure mode and it was more of a headache than fun to complete the DLC maps as several stages needed high ranks to unlock things.

Hopefully a potential sequel has it like One Piece:PW3 where as long as you don't spend an eternity on a stage and kill enough things you will get your max rank.

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>>375993557
Speaking of Fire Emblem Fates, have you seen the translations for it? Its so bad that even though its already in English, people made a fan translation of it.

Video proof here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA6A-ySMHYI

>>375993894
>implying Nintendo didn't have any say

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Wanted to play legends but I wasn't keen on having to start all over with progression

>>375993973
Fate Extella measured number of KOs, highest combo count, number of territories controlled, and damage taken. So you could take your sweet time slowly getting the entire area under your control if you want, which is nice when your AI officers are too busy sucking dick to defend their territories and you need to keep bailing them out

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>>375994024
It's like they rewrote the game for literal, actual children.

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>>375994024
>He didn't get a chuckle from the american one

>>375994221
Both are childish.

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>>375993973
>bought PW3 recently
>remember people talking about having to grind for Oars coins
>get to Thriller Bark
>Fuck, this is gonna suck
>one of the Legend tallies gives you 50 fucking coins
>got shitloads of them just doing trying for treasure events

I don't understand.

>>375994221
Funny how amerifriends managed to out-weeb japs

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>>375994221
>I'm happy
>IM REALLY HAPPY

>>375994050
Get a save editor and "transfer" your progression.

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Better girls coming

>>375994367
The bronze coins aren't too difficult to get, it's the gold coins you have to worry about.
>tfw you have to beat Punk Hazard three times, once with worst fighter Tashigi

>>375994618
Well, when are you going to post them?

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>>375992791
>Do you even have social plans for tomorrow?
Yes, I'm going to a friend to give him his birthday present that I bought with the money I got from working 8h a day mon-fri. And this is a forum is it not? place where people can discuss things they like and don't like? What does age have to do with anything? Nothing. If it existed a big forum for old people you'd bet your ass they would sit and complain about how these "young 'uns do this and that". Age is as superficial to an argument as race or gender. You're also assuming that someone who isn't like me, "pure" as it were, wouldn't sit on a forum and complain. Even though puritans complain constantly about trivial things. One could argue even more trivial than " line change from an old slant eyed kids game".

>>375992893
I know. Because 4chan is the only forum I know were having an unpopular opinion isn't resulting in a ban. I used to be on neogaf a lot but it became a closed of circle jerk where people with a different point of view were kicked out and shunned. /v/ may be a shit-hole but at least it's a shit-hole were the shit isn't thrown out.

>>375994654

I main Tashigi and I have no idea what you're talking about, considering I've completely dominated the game at the highest difficulty with her.

Nothing like Meteor spam, of course, but I don't know why she'd be the worst anything.

>>375994618
Do people still irrationally hate Lana or did they realize she's no worse than the average Zelda female?

i like linkle more

>>375994597
How do I do that?

>>375994724
>having an unpopular opinion isn't resulting in a ban.
You're right. It just gets you called out for being a faggot and an autist.

>>375994747
I don't know, she just never felt right to me. Maybe it's her range.
My mains are Luffy, Caesar, and Law,
btw.

>>375994761
It's not that people dislike Lana per-se.

They just like Cia so much more.

You guys are seriously making me want to pop in HW, download the Linkle DLC, and go at it.

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Discuss.

>>375994878
I'll be honest: I have no idea if a save editor actually exists.
The idea would be that you'd extract the Legends save file, open it in the editor, and then by hand copy your progress from your Wii U save.
Or y'know just unlock everything and not care about fake transferring your data.

>>375995024
Personally I'm hoping it gets a Switch port with all the DLC. It still looks and runs as good as the console version but its portable and has all the content of the 3DS version.

>>375995024
You might as well, it's not too expensive, and you get six new weapons, most are at least decent (twelve with the post-Legends content).

>>375995024
Don't. Serious waste of money. She sucks.

>>375995159
There is a save editor but the trick is getting the save file.

>>375994761
I calmed down once they finally made the evil trio playable.

>>375995272
That's easy. JKSM.

>>375994907

Some of her moves are charged, and if you don't hold them properly, she spins out on her ass and just looks like a dolt. Her Specials are pretty great, though, and once you get the hang of holding her attacks properly and understanding their range, fights against Ace enemies (other big name pirates and so on) becomes a total joke in particular because it's very easy to establish an infinite chain stun with her. Her one-on-one game is fantastic, although her Unique Action is very difficult to use in that context due to the time needed to get it ready. That having been said, you can almost OHKO somebody with it at a full charge and Unique Action Damage++.

She became my favorite in a hurry once I unlocked her because she's really great once you get her style down without being OP and brainless like just saying "fuck it" and playing Kizaru.

>>375995158
Actually piss easy once you have her top tier weapon.

>>375990291
Are you implying that we should be able to sexualize children?
>>375995305
>I calmed down
Confirmed autist.

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>>375994024
WTF! Are you fucking serious with this!? Bloody disgraceful. How can the Tree house still be a thing with this shit!?

>>375995380
Lana's idol-shit garbage while the main villain trio wasn't even considered to be playable until people literally yelled at them.

>>375995158
>32 seconds left
>have to kill 100 more enemies
>four Imprisoneds
This sucks regardless of character choice.

>>375995324
Thank you for the advice. I will have to try it sometime.

>>375986514
>Bombchu building larger on the inside that the outside.
>Bombchu girl possibly a timelord.
>More than just a passing resemblance to Cia.
Even in MM, Cia was predatoring on little Link.

Even though HW is the best possible game for a Linkle-type character to appear in, I still don't like Linkle because she encourages the "why can't Link be a gril" crowd.

>>375995307
I don;t have a hacked 3DS.

>>375995476
You're still an autist like the others, faggot.

>>375995513
Why can't Link be a girl?

>>375995527
Well, you're screwed.

>>375983747
underrated post

>>375995569
Because he'd fail and get Ganon's BBC.

>>375988348
NoA won't fuck with Zelda. They can meddle with Fire Emblem and anything else that isn't Mario or Zelda. NoJ won't have that at all. Plus, KT was doing the localization, not NoA. We even got some jiggle as a result.

>>375995561
t. Lana

>>375995569
Because Zelda has to be female since the goddess she's derived from is a cis-white female who is (and going by the Kinsey scale) fully heterosexual.

>>375994221
>>375994024
Fates writing is pretty bad regardless of version.

Treehouse is unprofessional though.

>>375995782
t. autist

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>>375995527
But why? Its pretty good and has became one of my primary systems to play besides my PS4 and Wii U.

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>>375994654
Yeah I know, but I consistently see people bitch about Thriller Bark and Oars coins. I have no idea why. Law and Caesar are so damn fun to play

>>375994747
>>375995324
Tashigi is way better than she has any right to be. I still have way more playtime with Robin, though.

>>375995708
>Mario
That reminds me, how is Color Splash's JP script compared to the English one?

>>375995867
Because I foolishly updated and have not seen a easy way to hack because of this.

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>>375995569
It's completely unnecessary. You might as well ask the same of any other vidya protag.

Be glad you got the Gerudo dress in BotW.

>>375994654
Tashigi is one of the best characters in the game. Are you not dash canceling your attacks or something?

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>>375995872
>eyebrows

>>375995979
But Minnie has no tits

>>375996093
Is this loss?

>>375986406
Can we all agree that HW Ganondorf is best Ganondorf?

>>375995482

Hope you have a good time, friendo.

>>375995872

Yeah, that's exactly what my housemates and I all joked about. That she was a real fucking monster once you know what you're doing, especially given her position in the show as a Second Banana to Smoker. Part of it is likely thanks to KT having to get creative with her moveset because of how little she actually does in the source material.

On that note, her Light, Light, Heavy thrust attack is absolutely lethal, once you get used to aligning yourself properly with a target.

I have dropped Ace units instantly with that alone, and it gets even better once you get the hang of using her sheath groundsmash move to launch people, then just impale them on their trip down to end it. She's a pretty good speedrun/farm character thanks to her high movespeed, too.

>>375996309
wwell he's certainly better than smash bros ganondorf.

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>>375996248
I dunno lol, I just thought it was a funny comic.

>>375996309
Great Ganondorf, horrible Ganon.

I hate Ganon dragging his knuckles like a damn gorilla. He hardly ever rears to his full height either.

>>375996309
Absolutely the best looking 'dorf we've had to date.

>>375996093
>>375996463
Why is he so adorable?

>>375996468
This. Ganon was better when he was a big blue humanoid pig.

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>>375994901
Yes, and that's better. Because you stated your opinion, people reacted to it, you can agree to disagree or continue talking about it. How you handle the criticisms of your opinion is up to you. If you get banned you can't defend your position, you can't agree to disagree, you have no power. You're out just because you stated your opinion and that's not right.

One is a group of people where unpopular opinions are being voiced and "shot down" by others. Like if someone said they liked ketchup on their ice cream. Many would say that that's gross and stupid. But at least you can defend yourself and tell people to go fuck themselves if they don't like it etc. It's just opinions and critique being passed back and forth.

The other is a group where unpopular opinions are shut out for arbitrary reasons. Like if someone said they liked ketchup on their ice cream and they would be dragged out to the street, kicked a few times and then told never to come back. That's the difference and I prefer the first one. You may not but then we can agree to disagree and no one has to be banned for having a different opinion.

>>375991367
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

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>>375996248
it is now

>>375996319
Like half her fucking moveset makes her disappear so she can't even be hurt while she's destroying entire armies. It's insane, and I love it.

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>>375996408
Best of both worlds right here.

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>this Zelda will never get an amiibo or any figure

It's weird how HW didn't get it's own amiibo series since it was begging to get milked like that.

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>>375996716
saved

>>375996093
>>375996463
I haven't seen this guy in forever, at least not since Dragon's Crown. Hope he's doing alright.

>>375996408
Wrong. Melee Ganon was based. His newer form is shit though.
>>375996920
kek.

>>375996928
Is there a way to rip the models and send them to a 3d printer?

>>375997098
Models were dumped ages ago, don't know about that printer wizardry though.

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>>375996936
Biggest (smallest) qt.

>>375996928
>this Zelda would have killed Calamity Ganon herself

How can BotW Zelda even compete with this goddess of war?

>>375982113
>>375982165
shes not brown

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>>375996936
>>375997336
>ywn have a pocket Fi to cuddle your finger while you play video games all day

>>375997348
The only people that seem to like BotW Zelda are shippers.

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>>375995380
>Are you implying that we should be able to sexualize children?

What? No! I'm saying children shouldn't be sheltered from every little thing that can be conceived as sexual. Sexual education here in Sweden happens in 5-6 grade (around 12-13 years of age) and is a week-long process. Kids in Sweden are legally allowed to have sex when they are 15. Swede's are very vulgar in our speech and constantly use sexual swear words, sexual jokes etc. In other words Sweden is a very sexually liberated country where sex isn't shunned. It has nothing to do with sexualisation of kids because that's still illegal. But sex is not a villain. Kids aren't taught that sex makes you "impure" because that makes no sense.

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>>375988050
>Sexy Dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am9hCZtbH8A

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>>375997502
>there are no pure girls in Sweden

I'm so sorry.

>>375997351
Pretty sure she's brown.

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>>375997417
>cuddle your finger
>while playing video games

She would affect performance and with the constant finger movement it probably wouldn't be very comfortable or safe for her. Just have her up on the shoulder for optimal cheek rubbing and tiny kissing position.

>>375988638
They have some very subtle jiggle physics, yeah.

>>375997502
Sweden is also a very cucky country that hate themselves.

>>375997502
I remember sex ed in grades 4-6.

Fucking worthless. Just some flowerly, sterile video explaining everything in terms that were at once too vague and overly specific. The only thing I got out of 'em was figuring out how the fuck erections work mechanically.

Didn't get an actually useful sex ed class taught by professional, knowledgeable sexual-health advocates until Grade 11.

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>>375997647
So does she turn into the Master Knife to stab tiny piglet Ganons?

>>375985215
damn i miss these kinds of comics made by that guy

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>>375997936
I don't think those exist, but if you ask nicely she lets you use her to cut food for cooking.

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>>375997581
Of course there are. Why wouldn't there be? Just because you aren't taught that sex is evil doesn't mean you become the biggest slut on the face of the planet. It's still your choice if you want to have sex or not. Some don't. They want to wait till they find the "one". The difference is they know it's their choice and that they won't go to hell if they actually decide to go through with it.

It's definitely hard to find a virgin though but most people (at least here) don't care one way or the other. Yay, I was the first to stick my dick in her dock, whooptie-fucking-doo.

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>>375996093
What about... Eyebrows?

>>375997753
That is also true in recent years. Not gonna argue with that. That is one of the biggest gripes I have with this country. Sweden has become a battered wife that just takes any sort of shit and has no real self-worth. And people who have any pride are shunned as patriotic Nazis.

>>375998314
Isn't Sweden the place where they have little kids walking as sex objects?
>>375998624
I'd rather a virgin for waifing than a girl who's taken many cocks in her life. Also, being "sexually liberated" usually results in vanilla sexual acts becoming useless to you and you need sick shit to get off.

die darkie

>>375997929
Damn, dude. That's really bad.
Here we go through everything. The kids normal teacher comes in with charts on where everything is placed, what it's called, how it's used. Books are handed out and read in. Multiple videos are shown on intercourse, STDs, condom use. The kids get to try to put on condoms on plastic tubes and are even handed out condoms multiple times. The teacher talks about masturbation and how sperms work, menstruation etc etc etc. Pretty much nothing is left out and the teacher answers every question the kids have as to not leave anything to chance.

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>>375995791
>tfw you realize that Hylia created SS Link just so she could fuck him while in her mortal form
>tfw you realize that you're just some low-brow goddess's fanfiction incarnate

>>375989618
>implying that Hylia doesn't puppeteer everything because she's insecure about her dictatorship's bloodline being sullied by people who aren't her perfect husbando

She's the true villain, and she'll never be punished for it.

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>fapfics of Cia almost always incorporate Baneposting in some form or another

God damn you /tv/, I'm trying to fap.

>>375999389
Here we got a weird-ass school special video explaining wet dreams through metaphor.

>>375998781
>Isn't Sweden the place where they have little kids walking as sex objects?

Define "little kids". Sweden doesn't have beauty pageants at all (at least no big ones that has any sort of publicity). If you mean 12-13 year olds dressing like 18-20, yes, that exists but that also exists in the US. Especially since beauty pageants for 12-13 (or whatever age honey booboo is) is a thing. Otherwise I have no idea what you mean. You might be thinking of Japan where 12-13 year old gravure idols exists.

>virgin for waifing than a girl who's taken many cocks in her life

Sure, that's your choice. I personally don't see the reason but that's just me.

>need sick shit to get off.

I fail to see what's wrong with that. What people do in their own bed room is their business. Also "sick shit" is subjective so it basically means things you find uncomfortable which doesn't mean anything to anyone but you.

>>375985705
It's just shitposting.

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>>376000220
I mean you parade your kids around like whores for your pride parades. Not just giving them makeup, but shit like stripper pantsu.

Because I don't want a girl that's taken much dick. Just increases the chance of disease.

How can you not see what's wrong with that? I'm not saying people can't have their own shit, but when they can literally not get off on anything other than sick shit, which would be beast sex or literal shit or even gore, there's an issue.

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>>376000217
>explaining wet dreams through metaphor.
>through metaphor.

The fuck!? How is that suppose to teach you anything!?

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It makes me mad because the women in HW are sexy but there's so little art of HW designs.

What the fuck are the japs doing? Nintendo alone has so many absolute bombshells that nobody acts on. Are they scared of lawyers? Yakuza? I expected this game to skyrocket True Midna porn at the very least because it would reignite interest, but no such luck.

>>376000553
I dunno.

Took me years to figure out the video I'd been watching had been attempting to say "Sometimes boys might jizz in their pants after having a sexy dream, and that's normal."

>>376001714
Is this canon

>>376000535
>parade your kids around like whores for your pride parades.
I have never been to the pride festival or a pride parade so I can't say for certain but I highly doubt it. I'm pretty sure pride, both parade and festival, are 18+. And if it's not and you can bring your kids I very much doubt they give little kids whore make up and stripper pantsu. But again that all depends on what you define as little kids. Or what kind of make up it is. Is it drag queen make-up? Then it's probably from somewhere inside the festival where you can get painted like a drag-queen for fun. But they shouldn't walk around in stripper underwear at all if that's the case.

>Just increases the chance of disease.

That is true. But that risk is always there unless you only have sex with virgins. So a condom or something should pretty much always be used. But I see what you mean.

>there's an issue
Not really. Only if you wanna have sex for recreational purposes is this a problem really. Sure, gore can be a problem as you need to hurt someone badly for that. But there are people who get off on being hurt and there are people who get off on hurting others. As long as it's not badly, like cutting them open, I don't see the real harm in some role play. I mean people who are into this stuff usually don't have sex for kids but because they feel like it, and with someone with a compatible fetish (S and M for example). And if you need someone to shit on you for you to get off there are plenty of ways that can be arranged without anybody else knowing. It really isn't any of our business what fetishes other people have.

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>>376000184
He didn't cum so good.

>>376001982
>. So a condom or something should pretty much always be used. But I see what you mean.
Issue is people don't use them as much as they should, and more sex just increases your risk.

>>376001827
Wow, dude. Just, Wow.
I can just imagine the people who made the movie patting themselves on the back.

>>>>376002043
Very true. I didn't really think of STDs when I answered you before but now that you've brought it up it's a very valid point.

>>376002676
This and knocking up girls are my biggest issues with sleeping around, but STDs are what really punishes sexually liberated societies.

Hyrule Warriors?
Better Waifus and gameplay than Breath of the Wild

>>376002826
Well, many many girls here have some sort of pregnancy protection be it pills or other means. So STDs are the biggest enemy. But we have great, free healthcare in Sweden and great sexual education (not to toot my own horn) so STDs aren't as much of a problem as one would think.Everyone involved knows the risks but are willing to take them (unless it's assault of course)

>>376003182
I don't know the full extent of how much a mother can mooch off the father, but if it's good, the girl will keep the kid for that reason.

Healthcare is pretty worthless when you get something incurable, anon. We can get shots for shit here too, but there is still shit that you can't handle. The STD issue is worse than we accept as media hardly reports on this shit.

>>376002872
Gameplay is very different. Warriors games can be very repetitive. I don't mind since I enjoy the bashing of enemies and feeling powerful but a lot of people have issues with the series. HW is one of the better warriors games in recent years imo so if you want an introduction to the series I would recommend HW.

>>376003317
>Healthcare is pretty worthless when you get something incurable, anon. We can get shots for shit here too, but there is still shit that you can't handle. The STD issue is worse than we accept as media hardly reports on this shit.

Very true. Sleeping around has its risks and one day they might officially be up shit-creek. But they knew the risks by not using contraceptives. It's sad that things like STDs happen but such is life, sadly.

>>376004156
>It's sad that things like STDs happen
I'm ok with them as it punishes perverts.

>>375981797
girl that just tries to get laid

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>brown
>stacked
>obsessive

I want her to sit on my face, why the fuck did a company that makes such poor females hit gold with her?

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She has boob jiggle. I wonder how that got past Nintendo since Cia is Nintendo IP.

>>375994618
you are quite literally the king of plebs

>>375981797

It's a crime that the game shilled that retarded idolshit counter part of hers so much instead of the real deal.

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Will we ever see her again?

>>376008491
sauce plz

>>376009796
>>376008491
wait nvm just realized that i am retarded

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>>375995158
I must admit that on every 1000 kills level later on (and every Agitha level I could) I simply made her player 1 and hid in a corner while another controller to play as Link using Master Sword C3 spam to kill everything within 2 minutes.

>>375985953
Does she farts out dark purple clouds?

>>375993557
Look who localized fire emblem and fatal frame then look at who localized bayonetta if you looked at the credits you will notice noa had no role in bayonetta

>>376012494
In my fan fics she does

>>375987307
...do you not?