>"Mommm, anon has a nintendo in his jansport!"

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>>375980404
why haven't those children been deported?

AYOOOO TEACH DIM DEM BOOB DA BOOPY ANON SHIT BE PLAYING HIS VIDJAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM NIGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UacUR7bPnMM

>>375980404
that kid got beat up for being a snitch
not immediately, but they'd snitch on someone who wouldn't take it eventually

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>calling the teacher mom

Enjoy getting sodomized faggot, no homo though.

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>>375980404
>tfw I once yelled "mooom" at the teacher when some kid was bothering me during class

I'm ready to die now...

>>375980554
They're not in America, dumbass.

>>375980404
>that kid who called the teacher mom

>be spic
>call teacher "ma"
>realize what I've done
>immediately save my ass by following with "estra" like half a second later
Probably the only advantage living in a spic country can offer.

>>375980404
>calling a teacher mom
no one's gonna come to your birthday party

>>375980554
>HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

and kids ate that shit... USA is the worst country

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>that kid who jacked off during auto class and came on the floor, but got some splooge on his shoes

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>that kid who died

My school didn't give a fuck as long as you were not playing it during class.

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>>375981992
>Not just dipping your McNuggies into pure honey.

You don't know what heaven tastes like.

Chicken and honey goes together like birds and bees.

>>375982238
>that kid was your best friend

>>375982331
honey is ok, corn syrup is litelally liquid cancer

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>>375980404
You're dead, kid. See me after School.

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Anyone else have fun daydreaming about what you'd do if you turned back time to like, first grade but kept memories and mental abilites?

I'd find a girl and make a childhood friend thing go on for the rest of our lives or something. Anyone got anything really interesting?

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>5th grade
>some bitch brings a ring to school
>says her sister that died got it for her
>after recess
>walking into classroom
>i'm the first one back for some reason
>walk by her desk
>hear a crunch
>i stepped on the ring
>dumb bitch left it on her desk and it fell off or some shit
>panic and put it back up on her desk and just keep walking and pretend like nothing happened but I'm like oh shit in my head
>bitch comes back in the room and more classmates have come in by this time
>she sees the ring
>starts having a fucking nuclear meltdown
>screaming, sobbing, FLIPPING FUCKING DESKS
>i'm just staring and saying nothing
>escalates to the point where she gets expelled
>never tell anyone
also she was black

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>tfw you accidentally call the teacher mom

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