Name thy vidya sins ITT and thou shalt be forgiven

I'm gay

>>375977350
I literally always play on easy because even though I've been playing games for 2 decades I'm still not good at any of them.
Also I prefer walking simulators with a good story over exciting gameplay.

I use a walkthrough to play DS3 because my autism makes me loathe missing items and events.

>>375977350
I came back to /v/. A poor choice.

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>>375977350
I've tried to piss in a bottle once, but I couldn't keep my dick on the bottleneck so I sprayed all over my desk and floor.

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I rarely finish RTS games because eventually the campaings get too hard for me.

I have never played a Dark Souls, SMT, or Monster Hunter game or any game that has "hard core difficulty" associated with it, but I have constantly acted as a huge authority on video games to my friends.

I have also never played a fighting game beyond the arcade modes on Normal and pretend to be "in" with the FGC in my city.

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I pretend that puzzle and room escapes like 999 are my favourite games to look smart and clever but I've never beaten any of them without a guide.

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I baited /v/ for over 8 years. baited pirates, baited AMDfags, baited Nvidiafags, baited every single console fanbase, baited undertale, baited makotofags, baited rating threads, baited mods and janitors, baited barneyfag, baited dark souls fags, baited Biowarefags, baited animefags, and most of all, baited SJWs over and over until they got so paranoid they are blaming everything on /pol/, and i never even been there

And i regret nothing, because you people took them all, and made this place even shittier with your autism. now give me (You)s because that's the only thing you can do

I help people pirate games if I don't like the devs behind the game.

>>375978379
On the off-chance that this isn't bait, do you feel accomplished?

>>375978512
No, no i didn't. i wasted 8 years fucking around with overweight virgins and redditors.

and the shitty part, is that im still gonna do it thanks to e-celebs and SJWs. literal bait factories

>>375977454
That's not a sin I am just happy that you are enjoying your self :)

If I find out my friends pirate or hacked their systems, I try to brick the console / delete the data without them knowing.

I spent years killing low levels in Diablo 2. The sinful part is that I lost all of the screencaps I had of the conversations that ensued. There were just... so many... ;_;

I beat STALKER by savescumming and call other people casuala

In early Maplestory, I ran a scam ring for Zakum Helm runs. Had a website for it and everything and had some guildies advertise in the free market.

What we would do is take two to three at a time and party them up, then tell them to come to El Nath as we could be able to use the bishop door to get them to the map. When they came through, we would kick them and go back through the doors and leave.

Our system was that you could pay half upfront and be on the list or pay in full and receive the premium treatment (join leader party, priority picks, and one rerun should the stats not be adequate for them).

It was pretty successful.

>>375977350
I have never played Half Life or Half Life 2 and honestly don't really know what the games are about or what genre they are.

>>375978997
Is it possible to beat STALKER without savescumming?
You die so easily and you're always outnumbered.

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>tfw you will never find the confession thread grill again

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>>375981657

>>375977350
I keep buying long-ass RPGs even though I can't commit to completing even half of a single one

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>>375978379
Alright here you go

>>375981657

>Fucking animals

Boy or grill, this always disgusts me. Every time.

I hate on PC gamers every day cause i think their library of games is vastly inferior to what you get on consoles.

>>375977695
have you played starcraft 2? even a monkey could finish it

>>375982869
>He never even heard of 4chan over 10 years ago
>He doesn't know about "Dogsuck-Chan"

Can't finish Half-Life 1.
Unsure of where to go and I get a headache at that section not matter what.

>>375982869
That's because it's unnatural, degenerate, and I'm pretty certain it falls under the classification of animal abuse.

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>>375977350
I always pick the biggest maps on 4x/RTS games and never finish them because it gets so long. Doesn't stop me though.

I want the Army Men series (mainly Sarge's Heroes, Air Combat, and RTS) to make a comeback. I might give into a generic FPS if the premise is plastic army men across the real/plastic dimensions

When I play a game which presents some level of choice, I always go for a "canon" route first.

This means picking options which make the most sense to the games story; dressing normally, fighting normally, ensuring who lives and who dies etc

>>375984363
Well to be fair, the dog couldve stopped any time.
I hardly call that abuse.

it's fucked up yeah, but i dont really think its animal "abuse", more like animal "manipulation"

Never got past act 2 in Diablo 3 because its boring as fuck

>>375977458
I summoned for almost every single boss.

>>375977350
I bought an Xbone and use it frequently

>>375977350
I turned my friend into a massive weeb by playing persona 4 with him

>>375977350
I like to use build guides for character leveling. I spend way too much time looking up the best character that seems the most fun. I wish I could do blind playthroughs, but the thought of fucking up a character, and wanting to restart is too much. Sadly most of the time respecs come towards the later half in games.

>>375977350
Bless me, Father, for I have really sinned. Really! I'm not kidding here. Biiig sinner. Yep.

I like videogames

>>375987440
get the fuck out

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I use videogames as an excuse to listen to podcasts now. These days, I pick games purely on how well I can listen to other shit while playing them, even though I know I'll not like the game nearly as much if I multitask while playing

>>375977350
I'm currently playing mostly unmodded Skyrim and think it's an okay game.

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I couldn't beat this cunt no matter how hard I tried. My brain couldn't wrap around the flipping spears. The rotating ones were kind of a bitch, too.

>>375977350
I like to sit on a dildo while playing mercy in overwatch

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>>375977350
I'm "that" scammer guy who ripped you off.

>>375988910
but it is ok

I like Starbound

>>375977350
I play video games

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>>375977350
The Last of Us is my favorite game followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time.
I've played through Human Revolution five or six times but have no intention of even touching the original.
I love Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, but can’t stand any other game in the Zelda series. Twilight Princess is alright, though.
I played through DMC1 once and disliked it despite playing through 3 and 4 countless times.
I'm a PC guy but would happily pay for the hundred dollar version of Injustice.
I bought LMAOBox about a month before the big ban because I thought doing exceptionally well would help me get online friends. I have about 3.3k hours in the game overall.
I pretty much exclusively play Mercy/Lucio and mute team/voice chat in Overwatch because it's the only role I'm good at and getting berated by my teammates when I fuck up damages my ego. I managed to make it to Master rank, so I guess I'm doing something right.
The only RE games I've played are 4, 5, 6, and 7
I used cheat engine to get bunch of achievements in Metal Gear Rising to make my friends think I was really good at the game..
I played through FEAR 2 twice but gave on the first one after 2 hours.
The only fighting games I play are Injustice and Marvel Capcom games because I like the characters even though I'm shit at fighting and can't play online because my anxiety goes through the roof.
Never played a Final Fantasy, Witcher, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Crash, Spyro, or Diablo game. I'm sure there's a ton more I can't think of at the moment.
I watch Oney Plays and Super Mega. Also sometimes GG, but only for Danny, Brian, and Barry.
I played through RE7 with all the cheats on and in windowed mode so I could have music/videos on in the background
I write shipping fanfiction

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>>375989048
i feel u senpai

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>>375977350
I've put 600 hours into CoD Black Ops for Wii.

>>375977350
I use The Sims 3 to enact my darkest fetishes.

I play games for fun

I didn't finish Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze because it was too hard

>>375989431
OneyPlays is cool

I've never played a final fantasy game

I'm playing P5 on safe mode so I can use the dating sim and skip the JRPG bullshit because turn based is dumb

I'm romancing Tae, Ann, Makoto, Hufumi, and Haru

>>375977458
yeah, I do this too. like those traps in the catacombs didn't have anything on me, same for mimics. I've never been caught in any of it

>>375977350
I have never played a Zelda game and for some reason I just hate the game. I can't see that fucking green fag without getting mad.

>>375977350
I used the Dark Sword extensively in PVP

>>375984363
Good to see some people on this board still have their heads on their shoulders.

Played Ryse Son of Rome like 3 times start to finish because its beautiful and I love the setting.

>>375977350
I want to return to the faith again father, I feel like I'm lost ever since I've sever my connection with the church. For years I have gone against the church's teachings, I have done things that makes me ashamed, things that my conscience would have done well without. I know that God forgives but I'm not sure whether he will take me back... I'm not sure I will be loved again...

>>375991143
God I really need to do this for real. I haven't confessed for so long.

>>375991143
>>375991250
dfaggots

>>375978997
>savescumming in STALKER

Like, as opposed to what? Starting an area over?Starting the whole game over?

I use a strategy guide or FAQ for pretty much every game I play because I'm afraid of missable stuff.

I've never beaten a Souls game despite owning all 3. I get 3/4 of the way, then the difficulty typically gets stupid (die in 1-2 hits for bosses) so I just stop playing.

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>>375977350
I 100% games because the only feeling I get out of games anymore is that slight sense of mock accomplishment.

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I fantasized about Saryn fucking me in the ass with her futa dick and cumming her eggs into my stomach.

I play Paladins instead of Overwatch because I don't see why I should pay $60 to get randomly matched with retards when I can do it for free.

I finish probably 1/10 games I buy. Actually it's rare that I get past 2 hours

>>375977350
I like the Max Payne movie.

>>375978379
be the change you wish to see

>>375984825
ok but if we say that human beings under the age of 16 are not able to consent to sex how in the fuck can we say a dog can

>>375977350
I use g2a on the regular since bitchtits complained about it
He accomplished the opposite of what he wanted: more people using the platform
I still find the whole smear campaign pretty funny

I enjoy For Honor in spite of Ubishit's piss poor matchmaking and netcode
I also play in the way that is most likely to get me hate mail

I cheap shot everything I can with a bow and arrow in the souls series.

Anyone else do that?

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I'm pretty stupid and I get lost easily in games. I always try to find my way, but I end up getting a headache and feel nauseous and have to look up a guide. I do this with almost every single game I've played btw, besides extremely linear stuff like Pokemon

>>375994621
it's viable, it's not cheating
but you should try ultra greatswords anyway

>>375990912
I was with you until Haru.

I just reinstalled skyrim and already have dumped 98 mods and plugins into it so as to make a loli barbarian that can shit and pee after she eats

>>375994621
Yep same here. I hated dark souls until I discovered the Bow. I'm still trying to beat bloodborne despite beating DS3 within a few days, or about 20 hours

>>375978379
Master baiting is practically a duty at this point because there are too many new anons who just can't help themselves. It's just so easy to do because /v/ and video games in general are full of self-serving autists needing instant gratification.

It's almost criminal not to post good bait when you get the chance.

Teach them, bait them.

(you)

>>375979378
they are fpses and you kill aliens

i haven't played them either though

>>375977350
i owned an xbox360 and played games on it

Despite constantly being good at every other multiplayer genre, I still can't pull off a shoryuken movement consistently or be competent in any kind of fighting game.

>>375989431
I feel like you would Tomb Raider, check it out sometime dawg

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>>375977447
same