>kill slime monster >drops coins How do you explain this?

>>375955773
>slime is made out of snot
>kids put coins up their nose all the time
>you're literally killing children

>>375955773
>kill ghoul in Fallout
>get a box of cigarettes

ITS UP THEIR FUCKING ASS

Slime monsters are made out of salty milk and coins

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>hold up a Narcissus and force him to give an item
>gives you snuff tobacco
>says something like "You're very perceptive to find that"
>all he's wearing to hide it is pic related

Where the fug was he hiding it?

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>>375956029
>kill a centaur
>get a teddy bear

>>375956429
In the bush.

>>375955773
video games

>>375955773
>Kill a swarm of insects
>They drop plate mail

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>>375955773
>kill slime monster
>collect mini slime monster goop

BOTW knew what's up.

>Kill American
>Drops culture and self respect

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>>375957403
>kill american
>pick up McDonalds #3 value meal

>>375955773
It rolled over some coins in the ground and they got absorbed.

The slime consumed somebody with coins in their pockets

It's not fucking hard to imagine

>>375955773
Where do slime monsters even come from? Are they created by someone? Or are they their own species? Literally no game explains this

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>>375955773
>Kill one monster
>Get two heads

>>375955773
>kill a civilian zombie

>he was carrying bullets

>>375956784
>kill a centaur
>lose faction with centaurs of karana

>>375957403
>>375957478
guys its 5:30 PM not 5:30 AM its not eurofaggot time yet get back into your cage

I paid it too let me fuck it's cute lil mouth (;

>>375957813
>Europe is on the exact opposite side of the earth from America

Anon...

>>375957615
It varies from game to book to movie, but they are usually just living things that form naturally due to residual magic or something like that. Most of the time they aren't sentient. They're just living globs of acid that eat things.

>>375955773
He absorbed them off the ground

>>375958313
Wouldn't they just dissolve then?

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>>375957847
Please do not fuck the slimes

>kill obscure enemy that appears once in a blue moon if you know exactly where to look and you're reading a guide
>1/256 chance to drop the best weapon in the game
>it doesn't drop it

>>375958539
This game any good?

>>375958605
No, the lack of content is overwhelming.

>>375958605
Content is shallow as fuck right now but it's comfy/cute. If you can get it cheap go for it

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ask me

>>375959109
Tell me about the gem slime, why does he drop gold?

>>375956784
I miss tibia.

>quest to collect 10 boar anuses
>kill boar
>it has no anus

>>375957403
>kill Canadian
>he wins

>>375957403
But this is true.