zzZZzzZzz...
Bethesda games aren't worth pirating, but I do it anyways just to spite Todd
>>375955682
*kisses his forehead* Thank you for Morrowind.
>>375955828
heh yeah, I made the mistake of buying skyrim but I refunded that shit
/me shits on todds face "how does it feel you piece of garbage fuck you
>>375955682
WAKE UP TODD I JUST BOUGHT FALLOUT 4 AND ALL THE DLC
hey toddy boy. I pirated all the elder scrolls and fallout games except for new vegas, I bought that one
Todd I just want to take the moment to thank you for releasing both The Elder Scrolls: Arena and The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall for FREE on the official Bethesda website.
You guys took the best game and gave it to us, you really didn't have to, Todd-sama.
WAKE UP TODD SOMEONE IS PIRATING YOUR GAME
i can sense somone trying to sell me a game
What's that. Did someone say something?
>>375956384
n-no todd, we were just talking about how much we love new vag----ahh fallout four, keep up the good work
>>375956384
No that was just the sound of me buying Fallout 4 and all of it's DLC on both Xbox One and PC.
>>375956384
The only fallout games you should buy are 1, 2, tactics and new vegas. Pirate all other fallout and elder scrolls titles
>>375956384
We were just discussing how much smarter and better looking Pete Hines is.
>>375956384
Ibought Prey.
>>375956524
>>375956525
shut up you morons, its just a joke todd
>>375956384
I just was saying how much I love you Todd. I'm looking forward to TES VI.
>>375956384
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TELL YOU WE WON'T BUY FALLOUT 4, OLD MAN.
>>375956384
Fallout 4 sucks
>>375956384
i shat on your face and you just swallowed some of it faggot how the fuck does it feel?
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>>375956856
Say that one more time to my face when i'm not busy creating some of the greatest experiences in modern gaming and see what happens. I dare you.
>>375956384
>>375956672
>>375956986
new vegas is worth buying and 3 and 4 are barely worth pirating you sleazy fuck. When I torrent your games it just works
>>375956672
Some of you are okay.
>>375956384
Is Prey worth buying? Will the preorder item be available after launch?
>>375956986fallout4sucks
>>375955682
WAKeUP!
Check my 4, todd
>>375956986
>>375957106
>>375957209
>>375957291
I'LL MAKE YOU LAMENT EVERY SINGLE PENNY YOU DIDN'T SPEND ON MY GAMES YOU WORTHLESS POOR FUCKS
>>375956384
Todd? You ok? Your eyes are looking a little... shoppish...
>>375957164
whoa whoa whoa slow down there
They've atleast bought one game by todd howard, right? You don't need to do it todd.
>>375956524
Who do you think published new vegas? Why do people act like todd isent cashing new vegas checks weekly?
>>375957265
>>375957338
Get fucked todd. I wouldn't buy fallout 4 even if you held my family at gunpoint
toddposting never gets old
>>375957401
I bought fallout 3 and 4 but pirated skyrim...
I think im confused... any advice?
>>375957434
ssh, don't ruin my narrative
>>375957513
>any advice?
Oh yes, the best.
>>375957513
Says here on your steam that you didn't play any of those two games, care to explain anon?
>>375957492
anon, i plead..
please come closer.
>>375957707
W-what is it, Todd?
>>375957707
*pulls life support plug while lighting a copy of skyrim on fire*
>>375957707
no i dont want to catch your aids say it from over there please
>>375957707
I'll stay right here, playing my pirated oblivion
>>375957863
i've always loved you /v/, even through all our hardships. please do me one last favor, i don't have much time left.
>>375957880
>>375957896
>>375958018
suck on a chode will ya
>>375958089
sorry can't do any favors I'm too busy playing skyrim
>>375958089
I'll suck jsawyer's chode because he made a better game
Is it just me or have the toddposting threads been increasing lately?
>>375958089
Anything for you Todd-kun.
>>375958297buy my game
>>375958379
>>375958379
I-I did Todd... With the season pass! Just hang in there okay? Please?
>>375958379
Which one? I already own them all Todd.
>>375958379
uh?what di you said?Pirate my game?
>>375958498
>>375958532
Good, you shall be my left and right arms in the new era Beth- i mean we will usher upon the industry.
>>375958379
Already done, father...
>>375958640
THE FUTURE IS NOW
>>375958640
I hope this means you will be adding climbing to the next elder scrolls game
Answer the phone anon
damn kiddies,using todd howard as a source of entertainment
>>375958845
I'll uh...I'll just let it go to voicemail then...
The.Elder.Scrolls.V.Skyrim.Special.Edition-CODEXFallout.4.PC.game.COMPLETE.repack.^^nosTEAM^^
Why is Toddposting so fun?
Baneposting was already annoying after a couple weeks. But Toddposting is still fun.
>>375958379
I already bought New Vegas what more do you want
Hola amigos, who are ya doing ese?
Compra mi juego hermano.
>>375959205
>disrespecting baneposting
H O T H E A D
O
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A
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>>375959205
It's closer to our heart
>>375959205
What if we merged toddposting with baneposting? Taneposting? Boddposting?
>>375959456
Mr. Anon I'm FO4
>>375959383
Don't get too close or he will steal it
>>375959273
What a hunk. I see you've brought your copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered Edition, so i'll let you hop over the border with a warning this time. Don't forget Fallout 4 + DLC next time!
Wahoo! It's-a-me Mario! Tell-a me fellow Switch owners, why did you buy-a the Switch? It was for my-I mean, uh Todd Howard's-a game right?
>>375959618
FALLOUT 4
Legit question.
Why is Todds face so endearing? It screams genuine.
>>375959795
Why wouldn't i buy it, Nintendo's games cater specifically to people like me.
>>375956524
>>375956525
>>375956850
>>375956856
>>375956895
>>375957106
>>375957880
>>375958619
You foolish mortals will one day know my wrath
I really hope Todd is behind some of these shitposts
>>375959961
Todd has a winning smile and the facial musculature of a man at his apex.
>>375956623I'm jelly. Enjoy it, bro
>>375959961
Pure confidence
>>375960082
What an outlandish thought.
I sure do wish I owned Bethesda's critically acclaimed game Fallout 4 for my gaming platform of choice. If only there was a strong, strapping man who could purchase it for me, with all the DLC included. *Tee hee*
>>375959837
He just won't give the fuck up
>>375960340
Amen, sister.
>>375960063
let me in anon!
>>375960340
You have JUST eyes lady, were you cryingbecause I pirated Todd's games
>>375960082
He is. He's been behind them for longer than most of you have been alive.
1488 hours in Paint
>>375960350
these edits are fucking excellent
press f
>>375960604
YOU SHALL BUY MY PASS
>>375960590
Here, the secret of happiness!
>>375960784
>the compact Todd Howard
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>375960784
>the compact
>>375960604
nice try
>>375960870
I dont think you read that line correctly Gandalf,
you clearly should've said: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Clearly saying that NO PASS whatsoever should be bought.
>>375960784
>the compact
>>375961128
He is right Giorgio, thats how you learn about them.
Join us on Mothership Z DLC.
>>375955682
But tood i already have ALL your games when are you gonna make more?
>>375960484
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS
JUST, GET IT? JUST LIKE YOU'VE INSULTED MY WIFE.
FOR THE LAST TIME! GET READY!
Good morning! Bethesda calling! You can't begin to know how happy I am to finally speak with you. I've been trying for days. It's a matter of utmost urgency, I assure you. Now, I know you're a busy fellow, so I won't take up much of your time. Time being a, um, precious commodity... I'm here today to tell you that because of your family's service to our country, you have been pre-selected to pre-order Fallout 4 with Season Pass.
>>375962362
[Sarcastic] How can I pre-order a game that's already out?
>>375960990
>yellow hands
that got me
>>375962362
>pre-order Fallout 4
Todd, please.Fallout 4 looks so disgusting that I don't want to even pirate it.
>>375962362
I pre-ordered Prey just so I could get the files and crack denuvo and release it to my piet piraat brethren, it's getting refunded very soon
>>375960179
>>375962883
YOU DUN GOOFED SON
Just accept it anon. You WANT to buy my game.
>>375960179
what an alpha male
also obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>375959961
Manly jaw
Confident gaze
Aryan blue eyes
Smug lips
Your "waifu" is wetter than a typhoon when he walks by.
>>375962362
>I'm here today to tell you that because of your family's service to our country
That doesn't make any sense Todd. I won't buy a game from a disabled person.
>>375959117
what do i do with these i am retarded t
>>375964337
No, Todd. We can settle this peacefully, I'll buy FO4 when it'll drop to 5 yuros.
>>375965101
Yes you are retarded. Back to
>>>/r/eddit
>>375964551
I just got it for 5$ off of some chinese f2p site.
Ballout 5: san andreas starring sora and voltron
Says it was made by Todd Moward... i just assumed it was a typo. This is pretty shitty dude, why would you make this?
>>375960179
>a little bit of sadness
Todd?
>>375965475
>>375960784
>Most proud of the construction set.
That's because it was Todd who coded the construction set.
It was Todd helped the elderscrolls become so accessible for mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WufoVovUR9g&index=28&list=ELoXHYDisTeLc
Post your rarest Todd
>>375965681
3:48 onwards for those without the patience
>>375965921
is toddposting the greatest thing this board has come up with?
>>375966386
Yes.
>>375960042
My fetish ruined by Todd
So what shall it be? Do you buy the Fallout 4 or do you die here?
BUY!
DIE!
BUY!
DIE!
>>375955682
Is there any way we could possibly get Todd to come here? like for an AMA or something?
Why doesn't Todd add a developers commentary to his games?
>>375966816
Neither
Those textures are a bit hard to make out there. Perhaps you should upgrade to the Skyrim Special Edition?
>>375955682
Why is Todd so uncomfortable about his time in the Chess club?
I've been watching a couple of his interviews and whenever the interviewer or he himself brings it up he always to be on edge and changes the topic as soon as possible.
>>375967304
>>375967831
Chess club is for nerds, and todd is cool
post rare Todds
>>375968038
I wonder if someone has a master folder of rare Todds.
Please buy the game for my daddy.
>>375968585
Please buy my game for my wife's son.
>>375960042post more tall girl
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>>375968883
All i have, sorry anon.
>>375968496
>456 images
kill me
>>375968972
>>375969017
>>375969054
Upload it.
>>375968972
>dem legs
>>375969054
mega that shit please
>>375966247
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU BASTARD
>>375969289
>>375969596
Shit Todd, you never stood a chance.
>>375969680
*slashes your throat*
UH OH
if you guys keep this up he'll activate his Stand!
>>375969680
FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>375965681
This right here is why I can never really be mad at Todd, no matter how much he fucks things up. It isn't one of those cases where the old games were good in spite of him, like everything ever from Tim Schafer. If it wasn't for him, his ideas, and his blind passion we just wouldn't have Morrowind at all.
Just wish they would get their shit together and put their minds to doing something good for once. Hope the reception Fallout 4 got was a wakeup call to how far they have drifted since Morrowind.
>>375957631
>somebody made this
i love this timeline
Will Toddposting ever get old?
>>375969794
If anything, I think a Todd going into a more administrative role that Skyrim and FO4 were worse.
>>375955682
Todd, can you buy Anarchy Online from Funcom and make Anarchy Online 2?
>>375970049
As soon as Bethesda catches onto it and makes it a reddit meme
Hey Todd! Look at what i found in my backyard
How much can you give me for it?
>>375970275
Such a lust for pirating....BUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
>>375970275
Give that back to me RIGHT NOW
>>375970275
>Blizzard
Are you trying to anger Tood? Y-you wouldn't do that, right?
>>375969794
T...Todd?
>>375970049
He's a beaut.
Never.
>>375971298
A good way to join the Barney fandom is to watch Littlest Pet Shop.
>>375971298
Barneyfag, did you buy Fallout 4?
I W I L L D E S T R O Y Y O U , F A L S E I D O L
>>375957434
Because Todd hates the fact that Obsidian made a better Fallout game than he could even dream of. He takes the money, but money doesn't help when he cries himself to sleep every night.
>>375971298
>Barneyfags and Toddfags are merging together
oh no
>>375971670
I heard Todd buys his own games
What a loser
>>375972137
JUST BUY HIS GAME
After all this time I still find todd posting amusing
4chan destroyed any sense of good humor I had
>>375969794
Todd's favourite games are the Ultima Series and he used to play Wing Commander and Wizardry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoYDjzGN44Y
I refuse that someone with such good taste has fallen so low.
>>375972352
His taste isn't that good, considering Arena was inspired by Legends of Valour, which is a shitty Ultima Underworld knockoff.
>>375958805
How hard would it be for someone to add BOTW-style climbing to Skyrim? Probably impossible right?
>>375972352
Complacency is a bitch. Bethesda should have gotten chewed the hell out for the states of Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Skyrim on launch. But reviewers gave them a pass and people ate them up because they didn't really have any competition.
>>375972537
Todd wasn't involved with TES until halfway through Daggerfall's development.
8 Years in MS Paint.
>>375969017
why are you posting the edit?
>>375972652
The game doesn't even have functioning ladders, but I bet somebody will manage it at some point.
>>375973221
That's not what he says https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Valour#Legacy
Beep boop buy my game
>>375973659No.
>>375973610
I don't see the name Todd Howard anywhere on that page.
>>375956524
>responding to a 3 hour old post
Interplay/Obsidian doesn't get any money from purchasing Fallout anymore, Bethesda Softworks owns the IP entirely now.
>>375956038
>>375956489
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>>375957106
Die, you fucking New Vegasfag.
Todd, Todd!
Guess what I did today!
>>375973820
It's right there under the Legacy section.
>>375974000
Y-you bought the fucking game?
Can I buy your game used at least? Its not worth all that money
>>375973659
[Science 80] 1P 1R 47 3D 17
I just pirated Fo4 AMA
>>375974107
It's a masterpiece. Of course it's worth $60!
>>375974079
Yup! I bought New Vegas!
>>375974010
I'm talking about where they sourced the claim from, it was a Ted Peterson interview where they got it from. A guy who actually did work on Arena.
Reminder if it wasn't for Dream Boy taking a massive risk and going all in, none of you nerds would've had Morrowind.
>>375962626
Underatted post
>>375974194
Where do you live?
>>375974079
Getting warmer, Todd!
>>375974218
Mfw /v/ became so shit that Todd thread is now considered one of the best entertainment on /v/.
*yawn* This thread, is... heh... simply not up to my high standards of... hah hah... epicness. So... I'm afraid I'll have to request that the thread be... ta ha ha... deleted, and all who posted in it besides myself commit suicide on the spot.
>>375974261
Ah, Howard mentioned it as an influence, but Peterson was the one who played it (and worked on Arena).
My mistake.
>>375974194
Do you like living anon?
>>375974423
*teleports behind you*
*slice*
psh, nothing personeel kiddo
Now, let us begin....
>>375974423
>>375974416
I'd give it 5/10, made me reply once.
that feel when you didn't buy any dlc for fallout 4 (because it fucking sucked) and convinced your friend to get New Vegas instead
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my game
So buy it maybe?
>>375975365
Sure, here's 60$ forFallout New Vegas 2, made by Obsidian and untouched by Bethesda's executive meddling
>>375974218
Say friend, would you happen to know how I could get in touch with those good folks at obsidian? I'd sure like to buy a copy of Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition for full price!
>>375975365
no worries hun, i already got fromsome website called piratebay
AN ARMY OF VENGEANCE
RAINING FROM THE SKY
HOT WINGS OF IRON PIERCE THE SKY
SLAUGHTERING THE MORSELS
THE FRUIT OF EVIL'S WOMB
THEIR HEATHEN WAYS HAVE SEALED DOOM'S DOOR
>>375975743
Doom is good, I'll buy thatwhen it's on sale
Look what you've done /v/. This is what happens when you don't buy my game.
>>375969756
>Nobody bought the game
>must be stando powa
>>375976054
Fuck off Todd
>>375976054
Fuck off Todd.
>>375974275
Reminder to always carry a mint, so your mother doesn't know you've been sucking dick all day when she kisses you goodnight.
Fear not, the dark, my friend. And let the purchasing of my games begin...
>>375977345
topkek
>>375976857
Kill me, Todd
>this is a /v/ meme
Why isn't /v/ an abyssal meme hellhole like /tv/?
>>375968496
I made a rare LIMITED edition Todd and deleted it after using it in like 2 threads. If no one saved it, it's forever incomplete.
>>375977771
Because Toddposting is a good meme
>>375975693
Sure thing friend! You can buy a copy of Fallout 4 and the season pass over at Steam!
>tfw praying for fallout or elder scrolls announcement at e3 so that toddposting continues
>>375978170
Pray hard my son
>>375966247
Shouldn't it be afakecopy of new vegas? After all, from the context of that image, he should be lying to us, trying to fool us into buying new vegas but we get a fallout 4 inside.
>toddposting threads are the only pure things left on /v/, free from contrarianism, shitposting, /pol/shit, SJW shit, and barneyfag
I hope this meme never dies.
>microsoft changed from their usual monday conference to do a conference on sunday before Bethesda
What does it mean, Todd?
>>375978402
All you have to do is buy Fallout 4 + Season Pass and pre-order TES VI and I can keep the dream alive for as long as you want.
I swear I actually got monkey paw'd.
What's Todd's favorite thing to buy with normie money?
>>375978616
I have 60 dollars in steam bucks RIGHT NOW...
What are you going to do to get it Toddy boy?
>>375956986
so say it any time at all, ever?
>>375975871
FALL ON YOUR KNEES, AND HAIL TO THE TODD
CRAWL ON YOUR KNEES!
THE SALE ISN'T ON!