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who would win in a lie-off?

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who would win in a lie-off?
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Instead of using the money to buy vinyl records or donating go LGBT organizations Sean fixed the game and released lots of patches that added many new features

He and his team are not that bad as I previously thought
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>>375936430
Only the OG Todd Howard baby!
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Molyneux at least believes the shit he's saying. You could tell Sean Murray knew he was selling his soul
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Todd how is this even a question
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>>375936430
Molyneux or Todd, Sean became a walking meme just like his game so no one would ever believe him again.
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Todd has years of expirience, while Sean is a one time master liar. Mol just is too over confident is his games
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Gotta go for Todd.
Todd is so good at lying that he has fooled half of the gaming community into thinking his games are amazing.
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>>375936763
what do you mean, i-uh, todd didn't post this, i'm not todd

so anybody buying skyrim on the switch
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A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED
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>>375936563
fpbp
>>375936909
Molymeme is a compulsive liar and I think he is french which makes things worse.
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Todd and Peter have much more experience at it.
I'll have to go with Todd because he's handsome.
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I can't believe Todd is considered the biggest liar here, I mean he overpromises but after nearly 20 years, his games still have that dopamine release cycle going for them
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But Todd actually makes good games, fuck off.
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>>375936430
My exwife.
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>>375936430
Todd
Molyneux is basically gone, and Sean suffered huge backlash so he probably won´t get neither sony or public support next time he decides to make a game. People outside of /v/ still defends Todd and Bethesda, and there´s probably a whole generation citing Skyrim and Fallout 3 as some of the greatest games of all time
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>>375936430
Todd never lied though. He's just extremely charismatic and makes things sound better than they could possibly be. Skyrim does have infinite quest for example, people just assumed that they would somehow be extremely detailed and expansive wuest lines.

Molyneux and Sean on the other hand outright lied to you about features that would never come to be in any way shape or form.
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Todd has had the most financial success so probably him
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>>375936430
Molyneux by far. The underage faggots on this board are too young to remember his prime (or even the fucking Fable sequels), but he was a bullshitter on a level that Todd and the numale will never reach.
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>>375936430
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Todd still has some credibility. Molyneux and Sean, not even their own mothers would believe a word they say.
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>>375936430

Sean.
Todd and Peter lie, but they still manage to fulfill some promises and their games are actually good.

Sean lied about 90% regarding NMS, and the final game is pure garbage
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IN MAH GAEM

THERE IS MR TREE

HE GROWS

YOU PLANT HIM AND HE GROWS

VERY LONG TIME HE GROW AND YOU CAN BE GAY AND GET GAY MARRIED

BUY MY GAME
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>>375937428
>If you don't buy Skyrim SE right now your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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My vote would be Todd. Sean is impressive stepping in on the scene and lying on the grand scale of the entirety of a game but lacks the experience and knowledge Todd has gained throughout his career.
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>>375937275
Shouldn't you be working, Todd?
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>>375937428
GET THEE HENCE, DAEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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>>375937275

Todd has a problem of implementing features that sound good on paper but actually are stupid.

Remember "every NPC has their daily routine"? They do, it's just not interesting. And now you get quest markers to stare at because people move around. Good job, Todd!

How about "Infinite questlines"? Just randomly generated bullshit, I had more fun doing randomly created TES 1: Arena quests. Okay, no I didn't.

How about "Over 200 endings" with Fallout 3? If you count whether or not some follower NPC is there or not, and what he's holding for a weapon as endings
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>>375937087
>new

He's been the lord of lies for a long time. Had to dig these up from the bottom of my planetside folder
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9/11, he was how you say, done by al-qaeda.

Also, just seven minutes ago, at half past thirteen oh clock, I finished my new game "fable 5: return of black and white 3", and in the game, you can make your creatures be gay with other creatures and trees grow in real time and the ai can build a game inside a game inside a game if you give it enough time, and in the game inside the game inside the game there are trees and they also grow in real time.
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>>375936430
Todd would definitely lose, because he never lies.
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>>375937895
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And whichever of those plebs wins has to face the super secret Final Boss.
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>>375937380
This desu. Todd is too popular and Sean is still somewhat fresh in people's minds so they'll get most hate. It's really sad to see that Malyneux's heinous lies are slowly being forgotten.
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>>375937936
oh and by next month we plan to have every single character in every layer of game play be so sentient that anyone running the game will be legally obliged not to ever turn it off or they will be charged with murder.
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>>375937087
Nobody here is old enough to know about his Jewry and what he did to what could have been the best mmorpg ever created.
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>>375937992
>>375937895

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

1. That wikipedia article.
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>>375938001
>made a shitty rip off of his own character in a shitty rip off of his old game
I guess I'm out of the loop, what else has he done?
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>>375936430
Randy Pitchford
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>>375938209

You lost, get over it.
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>>375936430
Molyneux. Todd's compelled by the greater demon he sold is soul to to deliver part of all his promises.

Sean is dead.
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>>375938209
Stay mad my lad
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Is Todd honestly so bad or is this all a meme?
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>>375938279
LOL
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>>375937428
>Saving a thumbnail
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>>375938209
>>375938294
>>375938391
How about you all fuck off back to /pol/ and stop bringing up politics everywhere you go, you cancerous fucks.
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>>375938279
For a second I thought this was about Le Pen lol. Le Pen killed the debate.
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>>375938209
MODS
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>>375938527
When you come to Los Angeles you can suck my cock.
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>>375938527
>brings up politics
>complains other people responded to him
T bh I thought you might not be baiting but now you made it too obvious
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Add Aonuma to the pot
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>>375937631
but the power of easy money from "muh open world" plebs who will stand at the trough to accept whatever slop Howard has for them for Q4 this year is a far more compelling power
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>>375936430
What are the terms?
How many lies per game, the gravity of their lies or the success that came despite the lies?
Because Peter promised a lot of stuff and never delivered, but Todd and Skyrim are so successful that people bought it when it came out and the DLC AND the HD edition that has absolutely no changes to it AND people love it.
My vote goes to Todd, since he's sold the same game twice and got universal praise from suckers both times while everybody is at least aware the Peter's full of shit.
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>>375937838
>Remember "every NPC has their daily routine"? They do, it's just not interesting. And now you get quest markers to stare at because people move around. Good job, Todd!

Say whatever you want dickfuck but the AI in Oblivion actually felt somewhat alive compared to most 'amazing' rpgs like TW3 which are glorified props.
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>>375936430
Peter would fuck off before the final score with a parting lie, never to be heard from until his next entry in a lie-off
Sean would crumple up under pressure if his contradictions were pointed out, change his narrative's entire premise 5 minutes before time, and start trying to correct his mistakes the day after for pity points after he ran away from the event.
Todd is still lying to this day, telling the same lies over and over and STILL getting cheered on. He wouldn't even realize he's in a lie-off. He'd just assume it was another trophy for shortest game developer and throw it in the trash on his way home.

Nobody wins.
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>>375938001
I just realized that he's rocking that JUST haircut
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>>375937428
TOTEM, WILL YOU DESTROY TODD?
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>>375936430
Molyneux easily. Lied about Fable, then lied about Fable II and THEN lied about Fable III. With each successive lie he admitted his lies in interviews and then went on to lie again.

Todd and the other hack don't acknowledge their ruses like this absolute mad man did.
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>>375936430
Did /v/ ever dedicate songs to Sean and Peter's lies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oli8NvDPWdg
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>>375939539
THE TOTEM NEEDS OUR MENERGY TO FIGHT TODD
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>>375936430
Todd- Most successful liar
Molyneux- Most expierenced liar
Sean- Newbie liar
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>>375939539
IT
JUST
JERKS
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>>375939183
IDK Todd, if you think pre-scripted "how about that weather we're having" remarks matched with incongruent replies, while a woman with a face made purely out of the bloom effect uses a broom on her front lawn makes the game come "alive", I've got a mountain that you can climb
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>>375939539
Will i leave my shithole country and play video games again?
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>2 men that are either irrelavent or just straight up shunned by even the normies
>vs the man who's associated with the gods of gaming and continues to garner the respect of millions through sheer force of lying will

It is actually not even close.
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>>375938124
I miss SWG, and I was a child that didn't even realize how good I had it. I spent over a decade searching for an MMO to replace it, and never came close
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>>375936430
Probably the one who will PROMISE to attend the ceremony and won't even show up
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>>375938203
Randy would actually win, considering over half of his lies aren't even related to business promises. The man just lies constantly
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What's going on in this thread?
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>>375937087
I think Molyneux could beat Smegley, he's better at bombastic lies.
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>>375940671
>>375938001
This kind of haircut has never looked good. It only accentuate the inevitable baldness
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>>375936430
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
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>>375937170
Molyneux is English.
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>>375940671
>lied and stole his way to Battleborn
>married a landwhale and is raising a special snowflake kid

He's more pathetic if anything
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>>375936430
Peter Molyneux is a delusional man who actually believes everything he says will come true. Todd Howard is an idea guy backed up by a team of incompetent boobs that he just doesn't have the heart to fire and replace. Sean Murray is the one actually lying through his teeth non-stop every time he opens his mouth.
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>>375938190
>his own character
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>>375936923
I would, except for the following:

>no SKSE
>30fps
>no FOV slider
>no console commands to fix broken quests
>no porn mods

Get latency free streaming from my PC to my Switch, and I'll be a happy man.
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Toddboy is the only one who still makes games and shows no signs of stopping anytime soon.
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>>375941510
See that game?
You can buy it.
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>>375941613
I like the cut of your jib, kid.
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>>375939539
The end will come soon, yes?
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>>375939539
will my ex get what's coming to her for lying behind my back to me 8 years ago
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>>375941798
SO BE IT
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>>375942056
"for all of eternity"

THE TOTEM has SPOKEN
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>>375936430
sean didnt lie, all these updates are in production, multiplayer any minute now, im hype as fuck
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molymeme lies more than todd, dont even try to pretend otherwise

a mountain of shit vs a rolling asteroid of shit, moly wins
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>>375936430

I'm looking forward to the next elder scrolls purely to hear Todd's lies and have a chuckle
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>>375938279
I don't get it
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>>375938203
This. Todd, Molyneux, even fucking Sean you can make the argument "they were talking about content that had to be cut" "they're just enthusiastic" or some shit. Randy straight up lies, most of the time having the evidence openly available online for anyone to see. His only tactic against it is the equivalent of covering his ears and going LALALLALALA
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>>375942249
Seems Sean would win judging this post.
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I dont know. Who was it that first previewed Destiny. I remember them saying that all the area in view was explorable. Then there was a video from the same area and the guy dies trying to get to the area. HA found it.

https://youtu.be/V9YoJjdEBv8
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>>375939465
Lol liers btfo
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Molyneux is disgraced.
The space hipster on the right is disgraced.
The middle guy is still selling games like hotcakes.

How is this even a contest?
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>>375936430
Molyneux has good ideas, he just doesn't know how to use them
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>>375942997
He isn't technically wrong, it was just an incredibly stupid thing to say in a big E3 promo like this. When they were showing off the last expansion they did, the build they were playing in didn't have kill barriers yet. Somebody fell off the map mid presentation and was running around down there in an area just like that. All of that terrain out there is solid physical terrain that a player character or NPCs can walk around on without falling through, that is what he is talking about.
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>>375940860
Fits with their JUST being
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>>375943531
Why would you make all of it physical terrain and then put up kill barriers so no one can access it?
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>>375936430
Todd gets away with everytime, of course he wins.
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>>375936743
Moly is simply a sociopathic manipulator and a good one. Todd is a Normie fond of exaggeration (like normies do)
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Never forget the Oblivion E3 Demo. The Todd has unmatched lying abilities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsxl7l1otUE
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>>375936430
Moly lies so hard that even he believes it.
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>>375943851
Because they made an empty world, grind fest with barely any story.
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I'd have to give it to Todd. Peter is usually dumb enough to believe his own bullshit, so he's not really lying intentionally. Murray is a similar case. He just couldn't strike down any question an interviewer would ask him, then scope creep was upon him before he realized.

But Todd? Todd knows DAMN WELL how full of shit he is. And the market keeps rewarding him for it. It's fucking disgusting.
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>>375943291
we're not measuring success, we're measuring who is the biggest liar
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>>375936563
>Sean fixed the game
ha
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They could give Captain Bluebeard a run for his money
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>>375943851
Because the point was to make the distant terrain look nice, and give them room to easily add in new explorable spaces to each environment should they ever feel like it. Not have giant empty spaces for people to wander around in. Which is why mentioning this at all in an E3 stage demo was really stupid. It is a neat technical fact that I'm sure the guy and the rest of the people behind the engine were really proud of, but it set expectations that Bungie never had a single intention of living up to since it was never even their goal in the first place.
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>>375944393
Todd actually tricks /v/ into believing him. Every time.
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Peter really isn't all that bad.
I love the passion he shows
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>>375939183
I actually kind of agree. As clumsy as it was, the Oblivion AI was kind of endearing.
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>>375939539
Will I get my dick sucked later tonight?
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Molyneux wins, especially if you get extra points for pretentiousness

But even Moly couldn't beat Tim Shafer in that category
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>>375939539
Ok, asking again. Will I get my dick sucked later tonight?
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>>375940671
>tfw he already has the JUST haircut
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>>375936430

We would never know
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