Gamer fuel thread

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>>375929574
you genius

>>375929574
Too much ice.

>>375929651
Summer time I chuck bottles into the freezer and drink out of them since it'll stay cool for hours that way.

>>375929651
that's for when you're hungry AND thirsty

>>375929574
You forgot to wash that carrot I believe

Why the fuck wouldn't you peel the carrot? That's disgusting.

>>375929651
That's why it's ice water and not water ice. The main ingredient is always listed first.

>>375929735
Don't do that, the freezing adds extra calories.

>>375929574
Jesus fucking christ

>>375929821
>>375929574
I just want to say that these are actually breddy gud tier shitposts

>>375929574

>Carrot
>Not celery

Holy shit, I knew /v/ was full of obese fucks, but I didnt think it was THAT bad

>>375929949
It's ok the body has to use calories to heat up all the ice so the carrots turn into lettuces calorically speaking

>>375929771
It's in the water dumbass.

It's being washed right now.

>>375929863
it takes your body more energy (though a negligible amount and i have no idea why i'm even replying to your post) to warm itself up after having drunk the colder water as opposed to just drinking room temp water

>>375929574
fat fuck

>>375930098
But if you drink hot water it takes calories to cool that water down (think of a fridge needing power to cool water) so drinking tea is better to lose weight

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>>375929574
You fucking landwhales. My gamerfuel is water (No ice, fuck those extra calories) and watercress.

>>375929949
Also celery? Might as well just eat a stick of butter you fucking fat cunt.

>>375930408
>calories in ice

Are you dizzy? It's just square water

>>375930451
Where do you think the crunch comes from?

The crunch in bread is calories, same in ice.

>>375930408
Watercress has too much iron, are you a menstruating woman?
cucumber skin on the other hand is perfect

>>375930451
Squares take energy to form, calories are energy. QED squares are calories.

>>375929738
why not just have soup?

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>>375929574
>mfw rabbits post on /v/

>>375930601
It's an ice soup

>>375929814
throwing away all the nutrients, bruh.

>>375930408
>watercress
Fucking waterfags
Eat sodacress like a real man

>>375930601
Because sometimes you're either hungry or thirsty, not both at the same time.

>>375929814
Seriously? That's like peeling an apple. Or cooking the nutrients out of a tomato.

>>375930630
Nice try Elmer Fudd, you can't prove shit.

I do the same thing only its slices of pizza in a vat of dr.pepper

>>375930239
it's better to lose weight the same way an olympic pool has less water in it if you take a spoonful of water out

>>375929574
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>375929574
it looks like a turd

I eat ass.

>>375929574
This thread started strong and went to shit when everyone started roleplaying.

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>>375930702

>>375930764
You degreased the pizza, right?

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>>375930493

I like to cook a cheeseburger and use two personal pizzas as patties, with a banana shake to make sure it's healthy.

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I do that with oreos

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>>375930764

>>375930937
>fat fingers

not surprised

Wait, nobody actually drinks water, right?

It tastes like piss.

>>375930983
That's a big 'za

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>>375930493

Lately I've been eating activated almonds

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>>375930651

I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum

>>375931020
How do you know what piss tastes like?

>>375931139
One time I ran out of piss bottles

>>375931020
You're not supposed to drink it out of the toilet

>>375929574
i eat potato chips

>>375931139
Piss tastes like water dude

Why do you think people drink it in the desert?

>>375931020

hello sundeer my friend

>>375931020
Flint has internet?

>>375930630
Rabbits can't post on /v/, we don't even have hands!

> not enjoying a bowl of eggs during your gaming sessions
Little bit of salt and you're good to go. Hands stay nice and clean too.

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>>375931281
fuck off hazama

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>>375929574
>friday night
>sit in my pic related
>open up a fresh bag of doritos
>start a game
>eat a few during loading screens or cutscenes
>rub fingers in bowl of water to get the dust off
best part is at the end of the night when I get to drink the bowl of residue

>>375931281
I'll give you my eggs, if you know what I mean.

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You fucking Americans, are so fat, fucking drinking regular water.

>>375931483
kek, diet water.... probably lacks piss.

>>375931460
please be in london

>>375929574
haha include me in the screenshot

>/ck/ memes are bleeding into /v/

why

>For me, it's the McChicken
Is this the most diabolical ad campaign that McDonalds ever came up with, or is it just people being retarded as usual?

>>375931483
>sapporo
Nice try, that's an instant noodle company, go shill your ramen somewhere else.

>>375931593
All memes filter into /v/ it's the natural flow.

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>>375931483

>not walking for 12 miles to the highest parts of desert dunes to look for beetles collecting moisture from clouds and scooping it off them into a bottle lid everytime you want a drink

fat fucks

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>>375931653
Fuck you dude, just buy our water.

you fat fucks.. Your supposed to eat diet oxygen

For me, it's the light of the sun.

>>375932061
Is that a tortilla? Because it sure ain't no pizza base. You disgust me.

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>>375932159
>Not consuming only diet light
Fucking fat fuck.

>>375931902
>8 protons and 8 neutrons per atom
fatass, most of us around here are taking in nitrogen with only a small amount of oxygen mixed in

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It takes the body much more calories to eat than it provides, so it's the perfect diet food when I'm gaming

>>375929814
You probably peel potatoes, too. Faggot.

>>375931653
I'm pretty sure they make beer and drinks too

I used to live in Nippon land (it sucks. Japan's a horrible place to live)

>carrot not broccoli
you fucking fat fucking fuck

>>375929574
I do this but with spinach leaves instead of a carrot

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>>375929574
put me in the screencap

>>375932354
You must have lived wrong. Japan is glorious and I hope to move there within my life time.

>>375932645
what makes you think this is gonna be screencapped?

>pour self a bowl of rice grain cereal
>use water instead of milk
ultimate gamer fuel

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>>375931886

>>375929814
A peeled carrot is flavourless. The skin has all the best bits.

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>>375932061
git gud

>>375932871
That looks like a fairly normal pizza anon.

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This thread is a good thread.

>>375929574
What is wrong with you?

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>all these THIN fags
I bet you would fuck this line too wouldn't you?

>>375931209
Water

>>375933114
You guys are going to probably meme on her but you don't deserve a nice girlfriend who means well, but is a bit dim. I'd eat it with a smile and thank her kindly.

>>375930408
I know you are trying to be funny, but celery is the only food someone can eat and burn more calories chewing and digesting it than it has. Also it makes your cum pearly white.

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>>375932871
Why

>>375932160
It's thin crust.

>>375933364
(you)

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>>375932820
just a hunch

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>>375931886

>>375933364
>I'm going to eat shit on purpose just because it was made by a woman
Would you eat her turds, too?
Don't answer.

>>375933364
absolutely pathetic

>>375933327
Hell no, way too curvy

>>375933449
>being nice to someone being nice to you is now bait

>>375933376
Celery is about 6 calories each, watercress is about 4 calories for a cup. That was the joke, it's one of the few things that is less calories.

>>375933517
>food comparison
Found the american.

>>375931886

I cant imagine something less appetizing, it literally looks like a bad case of ascariasis.

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>>375933465
>Actually having ABP on toolbar

>>375931886
Please tell me that's actually noodles and not maggots

>>375933449
>>375933517
>>375933553
Found the autistic virgins

>>375933094
its no tileguy thread, but it's up there for sure.

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>>375933327
Anon pls. Get better taste in lines.

>>375933827
Found the beta orbiter

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My gamer fuel > your gamer fuel

>>375933676
>Giving Mr. Shekelstein ad revenue

>>375933376
Mushrooms have negative calories too.

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>>375933327

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>>375929574
>not just making ice salad

>>375933827
The bitch is malicious, just heat up a can of soup for me you spiteful bitch

>>375933827
>would eat ramen on a piece of bread cause his clinically retarded gf made it for him
If I'd have to chose between being a virgin and being this much of a faggot, I'd choose to be a virgin.

>>375934093
You're as bad as women.
>do something nice for me but DO IT RIGHT, READ MY MIND

>>375933946
>buying the Jewish cracker

Good goyim

>>375931483
>>375931551
>>375931886
>sapporo
>its just deep fried water

>>375934009
>dressing your ice

Just wash it and eat, you fat fuck.

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>>375934117
Enjoy the consequences. You're so cool and tough for not appreciating gestures, she'll be sucking someone elses cock if you keep that up.

>>375934009
Too many calories fatty.
I prefer air salad.

this is one of the best /ck/ threads i've seen in a while

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I know it's mostly a meme thread and shit, but I genuinely don't like eating unhealthy snacks for prolonged gaming sessions because shit makes you tired. Now if we're talking watching a movie or anime then I'm all over pic related.

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>>375931262

>we

>>375934173
Damn right, she better learn how I like it.

>>375933364
How about instead of being both a faggot and a retard you thank her for it, then explain why it's not really edible, and then show her how to cook a simple meal.

You get to not be a dick, you get to help her, you get to not eat actual shit on a plate, and in the end you're not an enabling spineless faggot who white knights girls he doesn't have on /v/.

>>375929574
This is some next level shit OP. You are an original poster aren't you

>>375931281
snek plz go

>>375930073
yeah right into the water that will be consumed. enjoy your pesticide cocktail, ya dingus

>>375934320
Girls don't take to things like "explanations", they consider them insults because you're telling her what to do. She doesn't need that in her life, another man bossing her.

>>375934320
As long as gookmoot can keep selling 4chan gold and user data he's happy.
Why change the status quo

>>375933946
I'd have to try those at least once.

>>375934243
>wanting a female to touch your genitals
you fucking fag, also, nice picture of baby vomit

>all these suggestions of drinking/eating
>not just fasting until you literally die of starvation

fat fu

>>375929574
if you froze the carrot, would you need all that ice?

>>375934474
Only had the nacho cheese ones, they're not good. I'd say just go to taco bell and get the $1 three layer nachos

>>375930630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e1hZGDaqIw

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Pepsi definitely. (Not sponsored by Pepsi) (wish I was tho)

>>375934243
>being able to boil water is now a feat

>>375930878
No, anon, >>375930408 was bait. That's just a response to someone who was baited.

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>He doesn't add color to his meals

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>>375931262
>Elmer get the gun

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>>375934545
Yeah, I figure. I tried the Cheeto mac and cheese fries they had at BK after seeing them in one of these threads. I was pretty unimpressed.

>>375934656
My post was hardly bait, it's not my fault fish jump into my net when it's not even cast, and is currently in the centre of a desert, on Venus.

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You can't have too many or my heart starts to hurt. Pace yourself

>>375929574
For me it's the filet-o-fish

>>375934698
You know a great prank to pull on your boyfriend? Stick one of those up your ass and squirt it up there. Once he sees all of the purple he'll be afraid to stick his dick in you.

>>375932859
>A peeled carrot is flavourless
I don't even want to imagine the kind of SHIT carrot you eat. Pleb.

>>375934224
>wash ice
>all the calories melt away

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>>375933383
you've never heard of brazilian pizza?

>>375934287
I don't know why people jerk off over the buffalo ones. Cheddar is clearly the best.

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>>375930493

Why are these jokes so fucking hilarious to me.

>>375935173
are those red things on the bottom some sort of chilli or are they tomato? those slices genuinely look nice

>>375935173
...is that flan in the middle?

>>375935282
they look like sun dried tomatoes to me that were packed in oil

>>375933946
Bleh i tried the nacho cheese ones and they were pretty disgusting.

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>>375934698
But I do

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>>375935302
yes

>>375935173
this is fucking disgusting

I can't fucking stand sweet shit mixed with salty shit

This is a really good thread

>>375935578
Why are brazilians such godless heathens

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>>375935760
Watch it gringo

>>375935712
How do you make a coconut?

>>375935760
That looks good though, I don't know why there is a chicken and how you would go about it but the pizza looks nice.

>>375935712
How do I make a home made coconut?

>>375935173
Don't know what part of Bean Niggrazil you're from, but I've never seen that load of dogshit on a pizza here before,
But what we do have is pizza with chocolate fudge in the crust.

>>375935578

>raw as fuck onions with green olives
>olives clearly have seeds
>spaghetti under the chicken
>that black shit splooged over it
>cheap as shit looking cheese, especially around the top

>>375935898
nice bulk bro

Baby carrots with some veggie dip.

I want to avoid eating stuff that leaves residue of some kind. No crumbs, no grease.

LOLL!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO QUIRKY!!! AND RANDOM!!!!

>>375933327
Make it THICKER.

>>375931339
>that last part

Pls don't be true.

>>375935712
>ACTIVATED Almonds

this really activates my almonds

>>375935961
Those onions aren't raw you fucker, they are all curly and shit, that means they were hot enough at some point.
They look like this if you don't charcoal your pizza.

>>375934949

You clearly don't know my boyfriend

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>>375935264
Probably because you are so hungry and jealous of all the delicious meals in this thread.

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I'm going out, you want something?

>>375935961
>black shit

That's pesto you fucking pleb

>>375935467

UMMMMM???

>>375936281
Does toothpaste clean your insides?

>>375933946
I was curious and tried these when they were at 7eleven.

It was an incredibly poor attempt at trying to make a fried mozzarella snack. Everything is fucking cheese. The flavor gets ruined.

>>375933383
The pizza absorbs the banana flavors that are smoked out in the oven.

Same with this
>>375935173
Although I don't like the sweet flavoring on my pizzas.

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>>375935898
Jeez, how do you make something THAT calorie dense?

>>375934287
Every E3 get one flavor for each day.

>>375929574
>not shaving your carrot
>eating dirt and manure on purpose

>>375935712
post the pro gamer version

>>375936325
mineral water

>>375936409
A lot of sugar and cream based products.

>>375935712
>Activated Almonds

>>375936353
It's just scrambled eggs with food coloring, moron

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>>375931339
fucking saved

>>375935712
>activated almonds
What the fuck.

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>this fucking thread

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>>375935898
>People can't burn all these calories when gaming

Firing all those neurons takes energy anon.

>>375929574
i hate carrots. i don't know how anyone can like that carrot taste. makes me barf

That is literally an entire's day of calories in a single shake.

And some people eat these everyday.

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>>375931339
i know this is bait but the visual made me sick

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>>375931262
>we

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/ck/posting is truly equivalent of biological warfare

>>375937037
Wow... really activated my almonds there anon...

>>375931057
I said, THAT'S A B I G 'ZA

>>375933465
>that last tab
Anon, give up
You can't beat the dark lord

>>375931057
Do americans really have to abbreviate the word pizza?

>>375937156

I just googled these. Fuck you, bitch.

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>>375935712

>Still dont know how to activate my almonds

>>375934891

fuuug, i loved those

>>375935712
>coconut "kefir"
>apple cider vinegar
>"cultured" vegetables
>cuck ambassador blows money on overhyped unconventional food
>probably doesn't even exercise

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>>375930983
People always post that one, but it's still about half the size of a standard 'go 'za

This thread is making me sick, don't you think death has a hard enough job with out him having to worry about you all dying of malnutrition?
I already have a hard enough job with normal people dying

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>375937837
There's an analysis after those lists in that magazine, and even that calls him a tryhard

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>>375930493

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>>375937968
>and can match my daily nutritional needs.

>>375934891
These were the best. Is there anything similar to these?

>>375937779

nuts of destruction. always

>whole package of oreos
>collect and form the cream into a ball
>put it in the fridge
>take a bite and pass out

>>375937934
If death was a thinking man, he would've prevented humans from being this numerous.

>>375938174
She's right though, food stamps can't feed a person let alone a whole family. We're literally letting people starve in the streets because some old white dudes can't comprehend that poverty exists.

>>375935898
>that sodium
How the fuck?

>>375938174
>green onion
>kale
>cilantro
>limes
oh yeah I can see we're really cutting corners to make ends meet here

>>375937690
>cooking on wax
Have fun fucking dying.

>>375938174
>7 limes
>avocado
>all that green shit with no nutritional value

This is what happens when a rich person tries to buy poor people food. I've lived on $5/week food budget and I didn't hurt nutritionally. You buy potatoes, rice, beans, and dairy.

>>375938174

>single corn
>single onion
>single tomato
>what the fuck is that gross thing on the left, a giant slug?
>seven limes
>prepacked tortillas?

I dont even

>all these fucking fat fucks
I get my fuel by photosynthesis like the true patrician that I am. Fucking sacks of plebian fat, I swear.

>>375937779
>nuts
>cashews
>implying cashews aren't nuts
>implying peanuts are actually nuts
Honestly, this image drives me nuts

>>375938174
>Safeway
they're expensive here, like Publix. at least buy generic walmart stuff

>>375938174
>a dozen eggs
>buncha fucking rice and grains
>veggies for snacks/throwing them all in for dinner times
that's enough for up to 4 people to live on for a week at a time if they eat light. 2 people who eat more than usual easily, and that's almost TOO much for one single person.

>>375931020
Maybe if you live in Africa

>>375931020
I mostly drink milk and water.

Tell me how long I have until my first kidney stone, I guess.

>>375933517
How can you say you love her if you can't eat her shit?

>tfw live in small town burgerland
>water treatment facility isn't one of those big fancy city things, still 3.9 ppb of lead in the water

>>375937968
/ck/ please leave

>>375938174
I didn't find beans until last year. They're so good.

>>375938639
Jesus fuck go to your local walmart and buy a brita filter pitcher. It filters shit from your tap water and makes it drinkable and clear. Costs $20 max and each filter is like $3 and last 2 months at a time.

>>375938174
>all the spoiled white kids replying to this post like they know anything about being on food stamps, laughing at how wasteful she's being while forgetting it's still less than 30 dollars a month
You can't feed yourself on a dollar a day in America. Let alone a fucking family. Smdh

>>375938769
>a month
It says a week

>>375938457
>what the fuck is that gross thing on the left, a giant slug?
I think that's a sweet potato

>>375938769
Fuck off nigger

>>375938769
$29 a week, schlomo

>>375938639
Just keep drinking the lead water until you're too dumb to remember that lead in water is bad. Problem solved

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>>375938338
>He can't live on a fucking dozen eggs, a bag of rice and black beans ALONE
You are weak.

>>375938758
i would have to sell one of my goats to afford that, and if i sold him, who would i ride to walmart?

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>>375933517
What if your gf were a 14 year old gravure model?

>>375936101
Awwww it's angry :^)

>>375938928
Epic!

>>375938447
>$5/week food budget
>potatoes, rice, beans and dairy
I wanna' know what state you live in and what grocery store you go to that sells enough of those four foods to last you atleast 3 meals a day four a week.

>>375938769
>poorfags in charge of reading
anyway just get frozen chicken, vegetable noodles, beans, potatoes, bananas, and yogurt. $30 a week ezpz and you'll still have some left over

>>375938953
Then I'd be in jail

>>375938832
>>375938841
>>375938893
>>>/pol/
Keep your racist shit in the containment board

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Just enjoying my healthful college lunch, don't mind me

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>>375938912
I'm hungry. For example, this is typical american breakfast. We call the the "continental breakfast" because it should feed a few million people, but it's really all for me.

>>375938174
For real though why so many limes?

>>375938979
I live in an agriculture state and bought in bulk. Also not everyone eats three meals a day, I weigh 110 lbs and was unemployed so very low caloric expenditure.

>>375938769
>You can't feed yourself on a dollar a day
First off yes you can buy something from the dallor menu at McDonald's and ration it out of the day you'll be hungry but it gives you most of your caloric needs (I know because I have lived like this before)
Secondly its $29 a week.
>>375939068
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>375939045
You're not even trying.

>>375939068
>black pudding
Nice bait britcuck

>>375938174
>>375938769
Then get a fucking job. Or die like anything else that ceases to be useful, which is exactly what nature intends.

>>375938769
Fuck off. I buy myself food, I know what the fucking bill looks like.

>a dollar a day
It's $30 per week you dipshit. I admit that I'd probably go a bit hungry or end up really fucking bored of having not much red meat with restraints like that. Even with that in mind, it doesn't make the related pic any less fucking wasteful.

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>>375939068
What are those ominous black discs?

>>375939097
You cut them into eights and have 8 glasses of water a day, put the lime piece. 7 days of lime water

>>375939202
Black pudding. I'm American and I know that.

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well that was a good laf

>>375939202
Pig's blood

>>375939202
Americans are so desperate for more calories, they fry FRUIT (tomatoes), FUNGI (mushrooms), and BLOOD. Those black discs are blood. Probably to flavor the heavily buttered fried bread

>>375939182
>uhh poor people should just die lmao it's totally normal and acceptable
Thank God people like you are slowly dying off and on their way out.

america is retarded with its food
i worked management at two grocery stores and we threw out thousands of dollars of stock every week and were required to put it in sealed dumpsters so homeless people wouldn't open them and eat it

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>>375939203
Lime water does not sound like a priority on such a budget.

>>375939291
What about VEGETABLES (pizza)

>>375934243
>finish these eggs

>>375930408
>calories in ice
ice is less calories than water
>cold=lower energy
>calories=energy
>cold=lower calories

its basic science

>>375935578
>ya hello I want to order HUAHUEHUAHUE
>sure that'll be HUAHUEHUAHUE

>>375939298
If all poor people die then there would only be rich people left.

Poverty easily solved and everybody gets a high standard of living. win/win

>>375939298
Yeah you're gonna have a great time with no tax payers around you fucking leech.

Why the fuck do you feel entitled to a decent standard of living at someone else's expense? I'll never understand the mindset.

>>375939097
Other items like the cilantro, tomato, avocado, tortilla, and green onions make me think it's supposed to be some sort of weird reference to Mexican food. Lime juice is pretty commonly squeezed onto tacos and the like to cut through the more rich flavors.

In this situation - insanely wasteful.

>>375939409
Your science also tells me my parents were monkeys. If we "evolved" from monkeys, why the fuck are there still monkeys?

>>375939303
Good the homeless should die, them being homeless is enough evidence towards them failures. They should be removed from the gene pool.

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>>375939567

>>375938338
>>375938174
Except people on food stamps usually also have a shitty wagie job as well. These people arent jobless and homeless ffs, food stamps just help out.

>>375939152
>not everyone eats three meals a day
Even jail inmates have a right(!) to 3 meals a day.
A hungry brain is a brain that can't function well at school.
Undernourishment can actually affect your ability to think at 100% capacity.
Hell, I can't even do homework if I haven't eaten in the past 4 hours.

>>375939097
>>375939347
Gotta get that vitamin C, bro.

>>375939497
>Why the fuck do you feel entitled to a decent standard of living at someone else's expense?
Gee I don't know, maybe because we were held as slaves for hundreds of years and deserve pay for our work? Like I said, people like you are getting older and not breeding any replacements so it doesn't matter what you think, our opinion is already the majority in terms of the popular vote and by 2020 it'll be a supermajority. Enjoy your free ride on the back of our labor while it lasts.

>>375939723
Not eating 3 meals a day doesn't mean you're fucking undernourished you fatass.

I bet you believe the BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY meme too.

>he doesn't eat pineapple and cheese

>>375939794
Breakfast is pretty important. Eating ANYTHING as early as possible when you wake up will keep your digestion going throughout the day, boosting your metabolism, thus making you thinner.

I bet you eat like a snake with one big meal a day you fat fuck

>>375938174
why dont poor people get a fucking job and stop having kids they cant afford.

>>375939708
If the most generous form of welfare we have still expects people to be working, why are people not entitled to a job? You realize that a ton of people are unemployed and don't want to be, right? You can't just waltz into a place and shake the managers hand and get a job.

>>375938401

LOL IS FUNNEH BECUS DYING ISNT FUNN xDDDD

>>375939841
I like water though.

>>375939902
I haven't heard so much bro science in 7 years

>>375939841
>you. obese. fuck!!
Top jej everytime

>>375939985
Literally true though.

>>375930239
How bad is your life that you have to count calories in fucking water to lose weight?

>>375938912
Some people actually have jobs that require physical movement instead of sitting in a desk all day.

>>375939527
Mexican here, can confirm. Except we get pinto beans, not shit tier black beans.

>>375939567
>>375939625
Evolution actually never said people evolved from monkeys, it claims that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that is now extinct. I have no idea how people grew this misconception other then willful ignorance.

>>375939902
>hurr durr what is intermittent fasting
You should try to loosen the grip those cereal companies have on your balls or you're be sterile before long.

>>375939905
>why don't an entire growing class of people just like stop having children and just die because I'm too greedy to give a fair share of my massive paycheck

>>375939905
>stop having kids
This is the biggest thing. Stop pumping one out every nine months. Jesus christ.

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>>375939841
>top right of image
But my anime girlfriiend likes water too. How else do you think she keeps her figure?

Here she is enjoying water: the food

>>375939925
Except I never said that. You dont need a job to qualilfy for food stamps. Im saying you dont have to be jobless to get foodstamps.

>>375940101
I lived off black beans and rice for several years doing landscaping in Louisiana.

Why are poor people, and rich people who didn't earn their wealth so stupid.

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>tfw my gamerfuel used to be Sam Adams Rebel IPA and some weed
>tfw just got prescribed medicine that might kill me if i drink at any point in time during the day
>tfw lungs feel like hell from working unprotected in dusty construction sites for years as a dumbass teenager

fuck, man. i guess green tea now?

>>375939774
>maybe because we were held as slaves for hundreds of years
Are you all vampires or something?
>Enjoy your free ride on the back of our labor while it lasts.
If you worked you wouldn't be complaining about welfare.
>2020 it'll be a supermajority
Yeah majority non-white areas are doing so well, all across the world! Good luck with that.

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>>375939949
..why?

>>375939902

Even /fit/ isn't this retarded. Fasting is a thing you know.

>>375930408
Reminder that eating disorder faggetes drink ice cold water when someone forces them to because it burns calories.

>>375940158
Cringe.

>>375940131
Haha yeah they should just use protection, not like that costs money or anything. And why do they spend their time having sex, they should be playing games or seeing movies or touring an art gallery, what are they too poor to afford entertainment? Gosh it's almost like humans have a mating instinct lmoa

>>375940226
>rich people who didn't earn their wealth
These are the worst to be honest

>>375939905
Because you can never afford to have kids. By the time you think you can, you're aiming for autism/downs syndrome.

Young families are healthy families and young families are poor. People don't pay young strong males for work as much as they pay old, feeble men, but the young, strong males need it more.

Money is wasted on the rich.
Youth is wasted on the young.

>>375940129
>fair share of my massive paycheck
What's fair about taking someone else's money?

>>375940291
What did you just say about my anime girlfriend, fucko?

>>375940252
It hydrates me pretty well. There is no better feeling then drinking water right after doing some squats.

>>375936359
no, you drink bleach to clean your insides.

>>375940352
What's fair about hoarding your money from others?

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>>375933364
Why though, just joke around with her playfully. Tell her you like it even though its trash cause you love her. Then cook with her so you both can learn to cook stuff you both like.

Why would anyone ever do anything you just said.

>>375940328
I'm the king of pulling out. No kids yet.
Anyway, your excuses don't work for them, because they're the ones who are going to have to raise the thing.

>>375939794
I'm glad you think I'm fat. It goes to show how much hard work I expend my energy into.
>I bet you...
I believe in that most of the time.
The times I don't believe breakfast is not the most important meal of the day is on days when I have absolutely nothing but foolishness to put any effort into. That's a morning where I would be doing silly things like browsing /v/,

>>375939774
Black people got paid for slavery with housing and food. You should be thankful they brought them over here in the first place. The only thing blacks deserve is to be shipped back to Africa.

>>375931262
Post eats, bunnyboi

>>375940129
>lets spoonfeed all of these lazy fucks that don't want to work and are shitting out a kid every 9 months

>>375940129
you aren't entitled to shit you little dip, grow the fuck up and make something of yourself instead of crying to the state that you want your neighbor's money.

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>>375940328
>not like that costs money or anything
Pretty sure protection costs less than raising a kid you fucking chimp.

>>375940419
I love her for who she is, and don't want to change her.

>>375940418
What's fair about having your money stolen from you from people without jobs, meanwhile you work 40+ hours a week?

>>375940418
>What's fair about hoarding your money from others?
I worked for it. What aren't you getting here? Other than money of course, since you're too stupid to work.

>>375940230
when do you get off those meds? or are they for the rest of your life?

>>375933517
You wouldn't??? What are you, a fag? Probably rather smoke a cock than eat a hot ladyturd!