How does your fortress fare? Post stories, hopes and gripes about DF

>still playing this garbage
The meme is over, move on to other memes

>start game
>realize i'm too lazy to learn the game
>quit

I feel bad

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>your ego will never be this big

I uninstalled my fortress when I realized Toady will never cease adding retarded features and start polishing the gameplay which currently falls apart.
Also 40d best version

Childhood is when you idolize Dwarf Fortress. Adulthood when you realize Dungeon Crawl makes more sense.

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>Prospering fortress
>Made the capital of my civilization
>Tavern is absolutely crowded with all kinds of hedonistic filth
>Goblin Performers and Elf Poets get drunk and start fights
>Build an intricate torture chamber, burrow them all there
>Continuously penetrate their mangled bodies with wooden poles and drown the survivors
>Cast their corpses into a nearby river
>Humans and Dwarves continue to coexist in peace

That's how you deal with Elf scum.

>>375923521
Godhood is when you settle for Dark Days Ahead

>>375923535

>Current Fortress
>Settle near a necromancer tower for Fun
>Get some undead sieges, no problem
>Get infiltrated by a human vampire poet
>Unknowingly give him citizenship
>He starts killing people
>Gets caught every time but survives the 50 hammerstrikes
>Can't manually kill him with my military
>Build a see-through prison for him in the middle of my busiest halls
>Place a table and a chair inside
>Make him an immortal clerk
>Eventually everyone gets to watch as he goes berzerk and rages inside for an eternity

Does hitting the circus means game over unless you built stacks of fall-in traps or trained all-legendary militia with danger rooms in current year version?

Post some good

-Utilities

-Tilesets

-Mods