Sony won.

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>>375917305
Will it have first person sister molesting action?

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>>375917305
>Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade

what the fuck is this shit

>>375917436
You know how weebs like to have usernames and personas that are just random Japanese words?

Well Japan does that too with western languages.

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>>375917436
Compelling and intelligent art.

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I don't want to waste 600+ yuroshekels on this, but fuck me, I want to see it

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>>375917305
Playstation really is the system for pedofags.

I don't want to PCbeg, but why psvr only ?

The VR market is weak enough as it is, why divide it more ?

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There better be a fucking band aid

>>375917851
So maaad

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>>375917436
Art that an unwashed pleb like you would never understand
>>375917876
It's pretty much a formats war like that for videotapes, only with a tiny ass market

>>375917923
There won't be.

>>375917305
>pandering to pedophiles
When everything went so right?

>>375917364
what's the point otherwise

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>>375917995
Now we're talking.

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>>375917305
>VR
>Weebshit

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Bat, not Cat?
it's SHIT.

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>>375917995

>>375917305
>2017
>VR
Kek

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>>375918134
Yes?

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>>375918074

>>375917305
>it will never be released in the west

eh why bother.

>mfw EOPs will never ever

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>>375918093
>Brushing your sisters teeth in VR

>>375918228
>not knowing Japanese and living in Japan already

DYEL?

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>>375918194
But little girls are already sexy.

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>>375917662
The Hachikuji panty scene was the Citizen Kane of our time, only literal homosexuals think otherwise

I was already planning buying the PSVR, what the fuck do they want me to do buy it twice?

>>375918294
>English teacher at N2

>kizu
>best girl is not in it

call me when I can molest snails in VR

>>375918265
that's the same

>>375918476
you can have no japanese skills at all and still find a language teaching/correspondent job

>>375918476
Wrong. I've never even taken the JLPT, thought I will take N1 this summer cause I need it for my job. Won't even study for it, that shit is easy.

>>375918505
i assume kizu only has hanekawa and your sisters apart from shinobu
is that correct?

>>375918632
Surely.

>>375917983
this angers me as a /fit/izen you push with your heels BITCH FUCKING HIP DRIVE CUNT I WILL CRUSH YOU FEET WITH MY HANDS RAAAAAAAAH

>>375918632
>I've never even taken the JLPT
>Won't even study for it, that shit is easy

kek
enjoy getting wrecked

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>>375918191
What the fuck.

>>375918742
Yeah. I studied my ass off back in 2012 when I was a dirty NEET with nothing better to do, the DJT was there for me. Then I studied in Japan for a few years. I'm esentially as close to native level as a foreigner can get without having lived in Japan their entire childhood or whatever.

>>375918759
I'll be daijoubu.

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>>375918505
That's not healthy anon. VR shouldn't be used for that.

>>375918191
what the fuck is wrong with the person that made this, why is she so shiny

>playing kizuge

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>>375918748
She's stretching, you fucking manlet

>>375918842
I'll look forward to hearing about your failure, N2-kun.

>>375919113
Why are you so angry about a guy that achieved the weaboo dream? Being this hateful won't do you any good

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the main character is very relatable

>>375919074
God bless you Shaft.

>>375919285
I'm assessing the situation based on my JLPT experience.

N1 has grammar patterns you don't encounter commonly "out in the wild". I called the guy N2-kun, cause that's what he studies for by living in Japan.

>>375919113
Well, I could spoil you on the latest gatari novel if that will make you believe I'm literate.

Araragi becomes a phantom detective and saves a kid from a river (literally, the river is a monster). Oikura becomes an accountant and says she'll marry Araragi if they're both single by the time they're 30. Crab gets a job at a world-class international finance firm abroad and she's separated from Araragi. Hanekawa becomes the NWO. Etc.

>>375919547
Eh, I wouldn't say you never see those grammar patterns. You do if you read novels, as I do. I've studied from some N1 textbook a couple years ago and it's true that you never encounter fuckin がてら in everyday speech though.

>>375919761
I stopped caring about Monogatari two years ago. Moved onto eroge.

>>375919285
Weeaboo has two E's in it.

>>375919402
>read the novels
>Ararararagi is an autistic pedo-in-denial who points out useless information
>see the anime
>90% of the novels is gone
>Araragi isn't good as the novels anymore

I guess streching your neck in every possible direction is nice

>>375917436
Its a harem anime pretending to be deep, while sprinkling self aware jokes in as an alibi for how hard it fails at it

Hey did you guys know that monogatari is a coming of age story?
And like Araragi learns a valuable lesson every single arc.

right?

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>>375919956
Like the value of oral hygiene?

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>>375919956
Nobody gives a shit, where da lolis at

Fuck you for making me think this was new Katamari for a split second.

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>>375920070
This scene raised some really hard and thought provoking questions

>>375920275
Superior loli on the left

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>>375917364

>rapes

>implying that wasn't consensual

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Don't you guys feel tired of anime bullshit?

I mean, how old are you to keep buying anything related to anime? Don't you feel ashamed?

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>>375917305
But it will have the original VA? You faggots aren't even asked the right question

>>375920439
Says he guy who bought Mass Effect: Andromeda.

>>375920325
his entire room is designed to be a sexual innuendo cutaway device.

it's actually pretty impressive the foresight they had.

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>>375920439
>buying

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>>375920439
>Don't you feel ashamed?
No

>>375920439
>Don't you guys feel tired of videogame bullshit?
>
>I mean, how old are you to keep buying anything related to videogame? Don't you feel ashamed?

>>375920439
get out

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>>375917305
>Short hair Shinobu
>Not a Hachikuji harassment sim
It's shit.

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>>375918265

>japs are so sexually repressed they think teeth are an erogenous zone

>>375918191
im glad my webm still gets posted to this day

>>375920616
Congratulations for being too retarded even for a Monogatari innuendo

>>375920616
mine are

I'm dead serious, it's awful.

>>375920439

Why would I feel ashamed about what I love? Shame is for teenagers.

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>>375919930
>It's a harem anime pretending to be cool, while sprinkling self aware jokes as a signal not to take it seriously.

ftfy

>>375920439
I have no interest in actual people.
I couldn't care less about what the world thinks of me.

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>>375917305

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>>375920501
>>375920528
>>375920552
>>375920574
>>375920602
>>375920724
>>375920729

Getting (You)s nowadays it's so easy, my god

>>375920712

Are you LITERALLY saying, that the scene was meant to be a metaphor for something?

>>375917305
This is actually really smart

they have all that 3D asset shit they used in their movies might as well make something else out of it.

>>375920872

ADHD puppers are the cutest.

>>375917305
>tfw you can't fansub VR games

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>mfw I paid three times to see all three parts of Kizumonogatari knowing full well it's a fucking scam

And I don't regret it one bit

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>>375920891
Yes. Are you pic related?

>>375920726
>a signal not to take it seriously.
Guess the fanbase fails that part. I've had people unironically recommend me this anime, even though its basically soft-porn. I don't mind, just don't pretend it has any merit beyond that

>>375920983

Thank you for saving anime you fucking pig.

>>375921079
What's it a metaphor for? Arararagi didn't dick his sister.

>>375920983
you're name was 3 times better

>>375921214
>Arararagi didn't dick his sister

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>375921214
Anon, I...

>>375921323
Eh, apples and oranges. I did see Your Name as well of course, and I loved it.

>>375921331
Senjougahara would kill him. And then her.

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>>375917662
Fixed

>>375921121
it's actually pretty good if you pay attention to the subtext and can decipher it.

it's just poorly presented that no one gets anything they're saying.

>>375921419
>imblying she didn't

>>375921419
She wouldn't find out. As much as she loves Araragi, family bonds are always stronger.

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>>375921121
It's fun and has a unique treatment to it. But yeah most of its depth lacks in consistency and is found in a few lines or phrases. Pretty sure the creators know this and they also know weebs mistake this as deep due to their lack of taste in storytelling media.

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>>375921421
I really don't get that, that SHAFT don't get a big piece of the pie don't change the fact that Monogatari is more successful than anything Kyoanus has made

>>375921691
Japanese people can't be weeaboos, dumb redditor.

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sure is video games

>>375921736
Who is this?

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>>375920275

>>375917305
So, Vive and jewcolus port when?

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>>375921691
>anime is made to appeal to Westerners

>>375920275
bat looks like shit there

>>375921852
eh

>>375921967
hey I used the wrong word. how do you call japs that watch anime?

>>375922073
Depends on the anime

>>375922073
Boyo, are you a fucking retard

>>375922073
"Japanese people" or "japs" might work

>>375922073
you mean otaku?

>>375922073
what do you call americans that watch cartoons? and i mean kids watching kid shows and adults watching shows like archer, to be clear.

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Why is loli Shinobu so perfect bros?

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>>375922170
possibly

>>375921906
Luffy and Hancock daughter.

>>375922073
Otaku? There's actually a title, unlike >>375922331

>>375922073
>watch anime = weebs
Double fucking retard

>>375918191
>>375920642
why does she look like plastic

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>>375922073

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>>375921917
>ywn have a stare contest with ononoki

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Who Monkey here?

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>>375922453
pls no bully

>>375917305
Sony won ages ago. Microsoft fail at everything now with their service based obsession. Even the Scorpio is going to be turned into the Netflix of gaming bullshit.

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>>375922618
Tomboys are a miracle of the universe

>>375917436
Just call her Shinobu

>>375922328
so "otaku" does not apply to non-japanese?

>>375922775
nigga u gay

>>375922839
Fake News

>>375917436
It's a literal take on the characters in their name. Kinda refreshing、実に

>>375922618
>>375922775
Monkey is 4th best girl
>>375922839
Euthanize yourself

>>375922396
except >>375922331 is called "normal people"
so we can assume japs who watch their own media are pretty normal too, at least for over there.

>>375922775
but monkey is a full blown lesbo

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>finally have a legit reason for a monogatari thread on/v/
>have to leave for a doctors appointment

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>375922839
>Tomboys
>Gay
What the fuck.

>>375922986
>so we can assume japs who watch their own media are pretty normal too, at least for over there.

People who watch normie anime like Sazae san, Doraemon, Ghibli etc. are normal. People who watch late night anime (ie everything /a/ talks about) are most definitely not considered normal in Japan and are in fact hated by society for the most part.

>>375923039
She sexed Araragi

>>375922986
I'd disagree. "Nerd" and "geek" exist and they LOVE using that to label themselves.

>>375922915
woah. I'm interested. Please explain all this stuff that's lost in translation.

>>375923113
Everyone does

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Nisio : crushing your expectation since 19XX

loli vampires are a miracle of anime

>>375923113
I don't remember.

>>375917305
REEE FUCKING SONY STEALING OUR WAIFUS
SHE"S MY VAMPIRE LOLI

>>375923243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXqUme6gOkQ

>>375923220
>implying short hair isnt high level

>>375922986
Depends on what they watch. The people who watch late night anime like Monogatari are 99% otaku
>>375923097
I heard that nerd craze is a bit of a thing in Japan too, so the public attitude towards otaku has gotten a lot better. Not being involved in raping/murdering children anymore also helped

How many of these gatari things are there? Does each one have 3 movies? Jesus

>>375923220
Kanbaru started out with short hair and ended up with long hair though

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>>375920726
>signal not to take it seriously.
Fuck you. I never wanted spit at my TV harder in my life when I saw Kizu part 1. Especially that helicopter shot of flaming Koyomi being LITERALLY a helicopter shot.

The direction is awful in this series, they feel the need to have mountains of dialogue to either breath context or progress in the story/arcs. And the moment they decide it they wouldn't go that route for the movies, it became a dramatic transition of setpieces with sterile CG out the asshole.


Math is best girl.

>>375923220
Based. Doing Gods work.

>Ashin'in
TOO FAR

>>375923375
dont bother, they're all shit aside from a girl here and there like vampire loli or snail loli, that's literally the only reason to watch the show

>>375920616
Ever shave a girl's pussy?

Ever tickle a girl?

It's a similar effects, except with more undertones since it's not sexually overt.

It's the fact that you're taking control of her body that turns them on. Whether they like to admit it or not, girls are sub as fuck, and love getting dominated to various degrees. Some more than others, but they all do. It's part of their biology, and what they all sexually respond to.

Try it sometime, tooth brushing, tickling, choking, spanking, hair pulling, pussy shaving, smothering, hugging/holding tightly, etc.... makes girls super wet.

>>375923173
忍 (shinobu) is literally the character for heart underneath the character for blade, for one thing

>>375923596
What does it actually mean? I know it's a common name for female ninja.

>>375923596
cool. good to know it wasn't just random english words.

>>375923545
Katanagatari is great.

>>375923695
shinobi = ninja, yeah?

忍ぶ (shinobu) itself is a verb that means something like "to hide" or "to conceal" (oneself)

>>375923596

Okay what about Kissshot and Acerola-orion?

Acerola isn't even a fucking word.

>>375924132
Makes me think of Areola.

Big nipples, big life. Words to live by.

I want to mating press the snail

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Nisio is just another Light Novel Author that got lucky.
Pretty much everything he does is just as trashy as every other Light Novel. And as we know, all LN's are garbage.

I do like spice and wolf though.

>>375924270
big areolas are a turn off though

>>375924132
Rola (or Lora, or Laura) was Shinobu's original human name, and Acerola came from that when the vampire that turned her into a vampire chose her new name.

>>375923375
The series is overrated heaps of cumdumps and shit. You'll regret watching once you know how much content is there and the quality contrast between arcs. If you do decide, just look it up on MAL or something and watch by release order. You won't be missing much in chronological order.

>>375924402
hyouka's pretty good

>>375924402
Monogatari series are not light novels.

>>375924132
from what I can gather, acerola could be from rola, which is lola (?) in english.

also, from reddit:

I'm just guessing "kiss shot" comes from the fact that everyone close to her committed suicide because of her beauty. So her 'kiss', whether referring to external beauty, or that of her internal beauty (witch curse, can't see her physical appearance, people only see her inside and what they saw was light), was a 'shot' that couldn't be lived through.

Now, 'acerola' I can only think of as referring to a fruit bearing shrub that is commonly used as a bonsai plant, being good for decoration and timeless display of natural beauty. And 'orion' would make sense to carry the weight of the Greek mythological character that ascended to the stars after death. So 'acerola-orion' I'm going to say is something like a timel

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>>375917305

This will fucking break my neck.

At least i will die doing what i love.

>>375924538
Isn't it...

Bake, Nise, Monogatari S2, and the three Kisu films?

I've seen Bake and Nise, and enjoyed both a lot.

Also, Katanagatari is a totally different thing, also very good.

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>>375923220
All of these are improvements except Hanekawa.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Season 4 when?
Arakawa Under the Bridge Season 3 when?

Enough with this Monogatari crap.

>>375924614
They are.

>>375921854
It is now.
Remember the threads from last year or even further back asking if we wanted a monogatari video game?
Someone actually made it happen.

>>375924950
Hidamari Sketch season 5 when?
Madoka Movie 4 when?

The answer is never.

>>375924863
You can't improve what is hopelessly irredeemable

>>375924950
4.0 when?

>>375921121
It's a comedy you dumb, worthless fuck.

>>375924730
By release order:
First "season":
Bake, Neko: Kuro, Nise
Second "season":
S2, Tsuki, Hana
Third and "last" season:
Owari, Koyomi, Owari 2

Movie Trilogy is a prequel to Bake and can pretty much be watched at any point in the series. I don't give a fuck who says otherwise. They're all almost garbage excluding Tsuki, Hana, Kaiki's arc, and Math's arc.

>>375925014
Wrong. They're considered regular novels, otherwise they would be placed in the light novels section of bookshops, and they are not. Light novels typically have illustrations within the book itself, monogatari books do not.

>>375925064
butthurt weeb detected
did I insult your holy grail or something?

>>375920891

Oral "rape"

>>375922571
oiled up

>>375924402
Shit like SAO, Monogatari, and Hibike are what keeps their greedy yellow pockets filled. But I genuinely like KonoSuba and ReZero.

>>375924950
SZS is almost finished anime-wise. A budgety OVA series would suffice. And I'm pretty sure BxB had everyone blue-balled for a real conclusion.
>>375925035
I thought Sketch was finished? Also a new Madoka project is in production. Whether it's a TV/OVA series or another movie is the question.


Now, the million dollar question is:

When is Mario Holic 3 happening?

>>375922839
Not an argument.

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>>375918191
>60 fps.
Literally unfappable.

>>375924950

Zetsubou ending was pretty lame.

Kafuka is a ghost that manifests in all the other girls in the class. Sensei marries all of them, but only one at a time.

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>>375917305
>pat head to continue
Worth it

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>>375924863
>Tiger Stripe Hanekawa
>not an improvement in every way

>>375918134

There are people who want VR for non-weeb reasons?

>>375917305
>Aniplex
So now they are gonna force every dev to make anime games for PSVR just like they did with vita?

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>>375918265
>Not having your teeth brushed in VR

>>375927465
Well Aniplex is Sony anime after all

>>375927465
Make me a VR Sora no Woto for drunk shenanigans and Tank-kun fights.

VR ship battles for Haifuri.

VR butt looking and Mayo pouring for Vividred.

>>375923456
No wonder you dont like kizu if you have taste like that

crab girl best girl

>>375920528
>he hasn't bought at least 5 bat figures

subs for kizu pt.3 fucking when?

I hear it actually won awards in japan with its cinematic release

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>>375920439
>I mean, how old are you to keep buying anything related to anime?
I haven't actually bought anything anime.

I bought a figurine for a mobage but that's because I like greek mythology and she's cute.

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>>375928436
Join us brother

>>375920398
Minors cannot consent.

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>kiss-shot
Give bird or nothing.

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>>375928886

>>375927816
If I wanted to watch an anime with self-aware jokes, I'd watch TesaGure. If I wanted to watch a movie that signals and knows I shouldn't take it seriously, I'd watch The Hateful Eight. I don't care who is the best girl in the series. SHAFT knows they hit a gold mine with otaku pretending to be smart and weeaboos stroking their weasel to hot anime girls and it sickens me.


But I don't blame them, recently when they try pushing experimental and new sorts of adaptations from Nisekoi to 3-Gatsu, it sorta flops and gets 2 mins of fame. Mekakucity Actors of the worst to come and Koufuku Graffiti was the best.

>>375922571
life in plastic it's fantastic
you can brush her hair undress her everywhere
imagination life is your creation

>>375917305
>vr pedophilia

wow

>>375917436
Two nukes weren't enough

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>>375927786
>VR Sora no Woto for drunk shenanigans
This guy knows what's good.

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>>375922356
I always knew Luffy was a cuck

>>375928862

They were both minors.

>>375923161
Are you baiting for (You)s? No one who is actually what you'd call a nerd or a geek self proclaims as one anymore. It's all normies trying to get le geek culture cred

Fuck the Big Bang Theory and everything it stands for

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>I can finally feed Bat donuts MYSELF
THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>375930627
b-but bazinga

>>375929579
this song was stuck in my head today and I haven't heard it or thought about it in like 8 years

>>375917305
Unless she has a dick that you can jerk off it's a waste of time

>>375931195
Cartoon heroes is better desu.

>>375918191
Is she okay?

>>375917305
>previously unseen combination of virtual reality and projection mapping
What does that mean?

>>375928295
>he didn't watch it in theaters

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>>375917305
BATH LEVEL WHEN?

>>375931732

No showings in Canada.

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>>375931880
FEET LEVEL WHEN?

>>375922073
in japan, the term "anime" is equal to animation
not just japanese animation

>>375917364
>brushing her teeth
>"rape"

way to miss the entire point of the fucking scene. he said it would feel weird having another person brush your teeth and he proved his point the end

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>>375917436
A perfect goddess who would never even spare you a glance

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Teenage Shinobu is criminally underused desu.

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>>375917662
it's funny because all those captions are actually true.

still funny seeing people deny the greatness of monogatari after all these years

>>375923220
Hanekawa and Tsukihi look better with short hair.

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TSUKIHI A
B E S T
E
S
T

Immune to haircuts. Fuck Nisio just end the series already you fucking hack.
TSUKIHI is CUTE kys snakeshitters

>>375917851
Pedophilia is becoming normalized by MSM in case you haven't noticed.

You can't really blame the weeb pedos for coming out of the woodwork when there are shows on TV touting "virtuous pedophilia" (people who are open about their attraction to kids but want respect for not actually acting on their urges)

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>>375921927
Never
Aniplex is in charge of publishing anything monogatari related not to say the contracts for some of the VA's work under Sony Japan.

>>375932625
>that right hip

Somebody needs to take a few art courses

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>>375932746
lel the fucking burger has never seen a slender girl before.

>>375930032
>not keeping the bloodline pure

PC already won the VR race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sulLa1qb8

"DEEP" fags who take everything too seriously cannot properly enjoy monogatari because it's filled with comedy and lighthearted fanservice.

Shallow fags who take nothing seriously also cannot properly enjoy Monogatari because it's filled with metaphors, art and a lot of talking.

It takes balance.

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>>375933228
>dem hair
>big boobs
It's shit.

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Reminder Nise killed the franhise.

Bake was intellectual piece of kinography

Nise was a cheap attempt at softcore porn for braindead retards

>>375917436
It's a joke, she's an old vampire so she kept picking up names until it was a long mess.

>>375933473
He didn't want to release it, but the publishing jews made him do it.

>>375933473
see
>>375933329

I'm glad you fucked off, you didn't understand the point of the series in the first place.

>>375933440
You know there's a breast slider right? CMD2 has a pretty in depth character creator. Also, I don't think PSVR will ever have a penis controller.

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>>375933473

>people stopped at Nise

You people are retarded, glad you aren't part of the fanbase anymore.

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>>375933228
>big boob Koishi

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>>375933670
That doesn't change the fact that the whole model looks scheisse.

>>375928295
Are there subs for part 2?
I only managed to find commie's for part 1

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>>375933612
>I'm glad you fucked off, you didn't understand the point of the series in the first place.

Stay mad cuck, Bake was the best thing in the entire franchise and is why it was the highest selling anime of ALL TIME

Don't ever reply to me again, Katanagatari, Bake were the best things to ever come out of Nisio Isin.

Shaft are garbage now

>>375933859
>glad you aren't part of the fanbase anymore.

Yes the same fanbase that cicrclejerks over ugly ass waifu's?

You bet I am

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>>375934246
You are so far up your own ass I'm surprised you haven't suffocated yet.

>>375932663
Difference is, weeb pedos want to fuck fictional children and only that. Are you seriously implying that perfection like Shinobu exists in 3DPD realm?

>>375934246
>Don't ever reply to me again, Katanagatari, Bake were the best things to ever come out of Nisio Isin.
Sorry, that'd be Zaregoto, not counting the OVAs.

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>>375934403
>Are you seriously implying that perfection like Shinobu exists in 3DPD realm?

This question feels like a honey trap.

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You better be able to kiss Shinobu until she gets into it.

>being aroused by cartoons
ya'll niggas need Jesus Christ in yo lifes

>>375934804
Is that a cute girl?

>>375934396
Why'd you think i used a Kayne Image?

>>375934458
Zaregoto is as terrible as Medaka box

Is rarararagi autistic?

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>>375934931
>Zaregoto is as terrible as Medaka box

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>>375935083
No, but he often thinks with his dick. Especially around lolis.

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>>375930758
Just don't go overboard, anon

>>375918191
>Dad walks in

>tfw never realized Yotsugi was a loli until the doujins
Anyone else?

>>375933532
But thats wrong
The vampire who turned her just chose stupid names
His/her name was Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master and the other vampire he turned was named Tropicalesque Home-a-wave Dogstrings

>>375921121
The first season is pretty good actually. It's from s2 onwards they go all out with the fanservice and the writing becomes bland.

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I stopped paying attention to anything those monogatari makers shit out solely for this fucking hair cutting fetish

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>>375917305
>Kizu VR
>Gym storage shed scene in 3
Happy times have come again.

>>375935202
>that shit eating grin

I miss monogatari

>>375935083
Yeah, Arrr raaar raaargi is autistic

>>375918191
MAI
DICKU

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>>375935693

>>375935693
New season this summer anon

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>>375935998

Best girls season.

>>375932442
band aid?

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>>375936143
She's no snail, but she is definitely one of the best

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>>375936248
Yeah, I think they only show it for like one frame but she's got a bandaid over her loli puss.

>>375936143
Why are to long sleeves so cute?

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>>375936143
She's not Kanbaru or Shinobu though. How can she be best?

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>>375936565

She is the best girl in my heart.

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>>375936143
>>375936670
>girl

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>>375936970

So?

>>375936670
>>375936340
>>375936143
Best Slenderwaifu

>>375919074
It's her dainty lifting of her skirt that really makes this.

>>375936970
She's whatever you want her to be, anon. Literally.

>>375924950
>SZS S4
Literally never, SHAFT points this out in Zan Bangachi's OP. It's a shame too, it was clearly their favorite thing they worked on in quite some time.
>>375926898
>lame
I thought it was pretty fucking brilliant, considering how hard it was foreshadowed since Volume 1. It's even better when you realize that SHAFT was in on the ending when they started animating the series.

>>375933473
Nise also manages to set up pretty much the rest of the series quite nicely. It's still not my favorite part of the series, but it's much more palatable on a rewatch.

>>375917305
Jesus fucking christ yes

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>Bakemonogatari was almost 10 years ago
Kill me. Right FUCKING now. Time is moving too fast.

>>375921214
>>375921378
Koyomi didn't dick his sister, but it's incredibly obvious that they both wanted to, and probably would have if they hadn't been interrupted.

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>>375936970
My doujins say she's a girl, m8, and that's all matters

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>>375924863
>>375927060
>Hanekawa
is worst monogatari.

>>375938604
Didn't she say that she would not mind if he took her virginity?

>>375938604
Anon, they went right back to it after Tsukihi left.

Better yet, they both voluntarily went back at it even after they had cooler heads. So it wasn't just in the moment passion.

>>375921548
>>375921516
>>375921419
According to my japanese doujins, she did find out, and forced Araragi to watch her and monkey have sex to make him jealous.

>>375922073
nips

>>375938956
Why would that make him jealous?

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looks okay, nothing to be excited about

ka ka ka ka

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Speaking of Sony, I just noticed something weird.

Where's my fucking gif? No, "you bought an xbox" doesn't yield any better results.

When the FUCK is Part 3 gonna go up?

Having watched Kizu I still don't get what's so loved about it, it seemed pretty mediocre.

>>375917305
when is it out and how much?

>>375942895
Part 1 is pretty plodding, but 2 has more action and plot worth caring about, and what they have left for 3 to cover is pretty hype overall, with the Gym scene and the Kissshot fight being standouts.

will this song ever be topped in the future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh9lynUFikc

>>375943742

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wK9voIP9cU

>>375917305
So VR actually stands for
Vita Reality?

Amazing that they are going for the pedo crowd a second time. pedoGAF will be very happy.

>>375918748

Her knees are going inward too, that's a quick road to injury right there.

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Thank you, thread, for reminding us all why anime was a mistake.

>>375917305
Will I get to plow Shinobu's teen and child form cunny as much as I want?
Will consider finally getting the VR scam if so.

>>375917305
>Koyomi Araragi, a second year high school student

this sounds so interesting

>>375945124

>hating anime
>goes to 4chan

Neo4chan needs to leave.

Anime is for losers

>>375947484
This entire site is for losers. Hence why we're both here.

>>375947484
there is no "winners" in life we're all dead in the future