>Wild monsters have weapons

>in soviet Russia, crab stabs YOU for massive damage

>>375915495
>backoff m8 i'll cut you...

>>375916449
>woah take it easy man...

>>375915495
pls nerf

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Crabs are the purest creatures on Earth.

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>>375919216
Don't you mean Cats?

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Who would win? Pecko or snibide sneb?

>RYUJIN NO KEN WO
>CRRRAAAAAAAAAABBBB

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>>375919414
This guy.

>Has this ever happened to you?
>Hi, Khonjin here with my amazing new product

>>375919685
ultra greatsword.jpg

>>375919216
Not good, never give the hive mind a chance to regroup.

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what's up with animals and knives?

>>375919685
>dragonslayer sword

>>375919216
Crabs are the most delicious creatures on Earth.

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Choose, niggers.

>>375921660
siege

>>375919674
You never told me the CRAB CRAB was a CRAB.

>>375921660
Hopper

>>375921660
cock is op as fuck, even when beheaded he's still swinging don't mess with him dude

>>375921660

Can the turtle shell withstand the glock it's an obvious answer.

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>>375919313
No

>>375921660
Siege baby

>>375921660
Rhino Threat for that full screen Super

>>375921660
>Not choosing Siege
I shiggy diggy

>>375921814
PSYCHIIIIIIIC
net

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>>375919216
Pure evil.

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>>375922318

>>375922318
O damn

>>375922318
Are those really cabs? They look delicious.

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>>375922318
Fucking whyy

>>375921660
Monky has pretty balanced stats, so I choose him.

>>375922318
Krabbbbe snibbibbi snabb :-DDDDDDDD

>>375922318
>Going to the first MMO quest with low health

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>posting inferior snibbedi snabs

>>375922318
>>375922475
>>375922536
>>375922597
>>375922629
Does anyone else feel whenever they see those small beach crabs do you get a huge desire to bring out some stomping boots and get to work?

I mean that huge pile of crawling crabs on the bird just grosses me out

>>375921660
>Not one nigger chose cat with a gat

It's like you all want to get BTFO'd with one pull of the trigger

>>375921660
Siege as a main
Rhino threat as a pocket secondary
Monky bizness as the sandbag character

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>>375922318

>>375922318

Goddamn that's some sad shit. I love birds, so it's got an extra layer of "fuck this shit" for me.

From now on crabs are fucking gay.

>>375922028
Fucking babies, get rekt

>>375922767
That's fucking brutal

>>375922782
>Monky bizness
>sandbag character
But obviously high tier, look at that suit.

>>375919832
>Well I just dropped the product so...

>>375921660
my nigga monkey with that wood grain Wakizashi lets go

>>375923063
I hate it. I really hate it.

>>375921660
Cat with Gat, agility, dexterity, gat. Cat has it all

>>375921660
Monky Bizness
Only do grabs, taunt when the opponent is out of grab range
Always makes my enemies chimp out

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>Enemies can have nests that you can stumble into

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>>375922767

>>375922028
>That one that goes for the neck bite after
Now that's a pure blooded killer right there

>>375921660
gecko pecko is obviously sleeper op

>>375922318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqTGp12g8M

>>375921660

Black Menace for that INT and cunning

>>375922318
>seagulls eat crabs
>crabs kill and eat injured seagull
RULES OF NATURE

>>375921660
siege. defense is the best offense

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>>375919216
Crabs are cute.

>>375923536
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)

>>375923679
Pretty much

>>375923280
>spider walks up all cocky n' shit
>instantly gets rekt

lol

>>375921085
Evolution. The time of humans is coming to an end.

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>thief skill lets you fuck wild monster

VIDEO GAMES
I
D
E
O

G
A
M
E
S

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>>375921660
Can somebody make a roll version?

>>375923280
Nerf poison

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>>375924157
There you go.

>>375919685
>if it ever lets go of the knife it will get cleaved in half

>>375923952
what did he (the male crab) mean by this?

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>>375921660
I main Siege just for his taunt.

>>375921660
Really can't go past gecko pecko on this one.
You know someone's in for a peckin. plus it looks like he enjoys it.

>>375923952
Do crab legs regenerate?

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>>375922318
Y do birds fly

>>375924413
If it ever lets go of the knife it will be shamed and need to sudoku the way the romans did it but backwards.

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>>375922318

>>375921248
sif

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>>375923952

>>375924940
scorpions are op

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>game's overly graphic deaths stick with you for years

>>375924940
Do spiders ever win vs scorpion? Doesn't seem like a fair fight, can spider fangs even pierce scorpion armor?

>>375924940
Holy fuck he ripped off one of its legs like it was no problem

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>>375922318
Im gonna kill all crabs

>>375924940
Holy fuck that is some proper bug fighting, usually they fuck around for 30 seconds but these guys went HAM.

>when the tarantula begs the refs to call off the fight at :50
>bravely goes back into the fray when he realizes he has to fight his way out
>;_;

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>>375925264
Why do you care about flying rats of the beach? I bet you have a soft spot for pigeons as well.

>>375919216
Elephants are actually. Not so fun fact: Elephants remember their fallen and actually get depressed and have funerals for them.

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/echo-an-elephant-to-remember-elephant-emotions/4489/

>>375925264
Birdo had it coming. Look at him walking towards a small crab at first, wondering if he can take it down, and then suddenly all its friends appear and it realizes it picked a fight with the wrong crab.

A heroic team effort by the crabs

>>375922028
>actively tries to terminate the biggest threat to the nature: the human
>somehow not better than fucking crabs. You have shit taste

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>>375923536
I'm laughing harder than I should be.

>>375923536
I fucking love this

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>>375921660
HAMPSTER

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>party member changes your pitch up

>>375925832
Is this because of that fucking fungus that rewires their brain to do the opposite leading them to approach bigger prey that they can infect?

>>375925832
WITNESS ME

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>encounter crab in game
>actually avoid killing it so I can see how it was designed and animated

>>375926085
No, it's a tactic that many jungle at species have. Cordyceps primarily just makes then die in tall places so that when the cap explodes, the spores travel.

t. myrmecology student

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>>375925832

WITNESSED

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>>375924940
>mfw this fight

>>375926185
If a crab ever hurt my doggo, His ass would end up a star.

>>375926185
DEX vs VIT

>>375926085
No, that fungus doesn't exist in Australia. What you are seeing is a fire ant attacking a huntsman spider. The ants are pretty big and aggressive. For comparison's sake, the huntsman is just a little smaller than your hand. The spider kills a few ants, then gets swarmed by back up and eaten.

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>wolf enemy starts dropping shit like weapons and gold
>game's narrator pops in to stop that shit from happening
>wolf enemy starts dropping meat and bones

>>375926609
This sounds familiar but I cant remember what it's from.

>>375926693
Bard's Tale

>>375926185
>they actually turn sideways and crawl towards you
Man I haven't noticed how shitty crabs are designed until I played das3

>>375926186
>>375926425
They eat spiders often? Or only when they think its a close threat to their nest?

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>>375926936
They don't normally catch spiders unless they can swarm them. Fire ants have little stingers (like bees) that they can use to paralyse a spider if they sting it enough. Hurts like your skin is on fire if you get stun as well, hence the name.

>>375927134
Tortol

>>375923536

That por lil' krabby getting eaten by ants

:(

>>375926185
>ffxv combat

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What is the best vidya crab and why is it Daimyo Hermitaur?

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>>375923536

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>>375915495
Fucking Shogun Ceanataur

>>375928652
Cute dancing

>>375915495
crab battle

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>>375923536

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>>375922318
>bird is dead anyways
>crabs work together to clean up the environment
>/v/ gets upset

>>375922779
>>375922318

don't worry

they'll get theirs

https://youtu.be/rMnrb7ET8T4?t=2m16s

>>375923536
>this fucking ending
holy fucking shit i need to play shogun 2 now

>>375927264
Turtul

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>>375929508

>that crunching sound as the cars run them over

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>>375926185
>Older vet guides you through your first game

>>375929508
jesus

>>375922318

>Objective: SURVIVE

>>375924440
Crabbies regenate limbs, it was better to snap off the injured snibber and have a new one grow in its place than have it dragging you down.

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>>375925564
>catfag
>can't even greentext properly
No surprise there

>>375922318
>THIS.
>CANNOT.
>CONTINUE.

>>375919216
No, they're greedy motherfuckers.

>>375925564
Toxoplasmosis.

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choose

>>375923952
BRUTHA!!!!

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>>375926024

>>375929508
Remember that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal gets the steamroller

>>375929508
>water wraith

>>375922318
Snibedi snap x--DD

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>>375923536
>that crab being dragged away by the ants

>>375934096
Vladimir

>>375924940
Poor spiderbro ;(

>>375935489
>spiderbros
>implying

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So?

>>375925341
>King Baboon Tarantula
you might even say they went APE

>>375919216
They're better than lobsters that's for sure

I love my seafood but lobsters literally eat shit

>>375935647
>not calling it pimp_my_shrimp.jpg

Why do you guys hate crabs? We only snib you sometimes

>>375919685
>That thing was too big to be called a sword...

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>>375935647

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It was nice to see a funny thread this morning.

Nice to see a nice break from all the shitposting.

Cheers anons

>>375937081
Ragtime
Pupperino
Snake
Warrior snek
Snek on fire

>>375919685
LIVE IN IGNORANCE
AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS

>>375937081
>tiny snek
>ragtime snek
>snek on fire
>warrior snake so we can actually get shit done

>>375922318
Pure nature kino.

>>375923536
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>375937081
rattlesnek
long boy
ragtime snek
pupperino
warrior snek

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>>375935647
upgraded version

>>375915495
>"It took my knife"

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>>375937542
>DLC as big as original game

>>375921660
I pick either the Cave Demon or Guts.

>>375925157
They do a lot better in the wild, spiders will always get fucked in confined spaces

>>375936693
That's some skilled OSJ play, right thurr

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>>375935634

>>375938146
>implying
http://www.the-eis.com/data/literature/Scorpions%20as%20model%20vehicles%20to%20advance%20theories%20of%20population%20and%20community%20ecology.pdf
Scorpions still beat spiders whether it be in a confined arena or an open one.

>>375921660
Monky bizzness all fucking day yo

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>>375923536
That title alone is some top-tier comedy.

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>>375915495

>>375937542
Go Big Crimson or Go Home.

>>375937221
First Monk supposed to be Priest? Or the second one the Martial Artist?

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>>375923536

>>375939128
Is there a cooler animal type boss wielding a weapon?

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>>375930382
>that crab eating his roadkill breathren

>>375916449
>OI M8 BACK THE FOOKIN OF AY GONA STAB U FOOKIN CUNT AYE

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This thread makes me wonder. Do you think animals can feel pain? Maybe only mammals?
I don't see how a crab could rip off its arm if they were to feel pain.

>>375924940
Of course the scorpion was going to win, it has a stinger. As well as superior range.

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>>375940194
I think there is some debate as to if lobsters can feel pain or just have the awareness that they are damaged in some way, like a robot might

Putting them in water and heating it might be the most humane way to slay a lobster because they would just feels things slowly getting warmer until they die

>>375929508
literally why

>>375940401
But pain IS THE awareness that you are damaged.

>>375924413
That sounds like it would be the perfect pokemon.

>>375940841
Might be a silly example but people that have that condition where they don't feel pain can still identify if something is wrong. You might not feel the broken arm but you can it dangling and not being able to move it.

>>375940841
No, it's not.

>>375940194
This is subject to serious study, actually
Most animals with more complex nervous systems can sense and react to damage; however, this does not necessarily mean they feel neurological 'pain' as we do. Pain most likely serves the function of training an animals brain to avoid a stimulus in the future by association, and thus would only be useful to animals with nervous systems complex enough to learn and modify behavior. Pain as we feel it almost must necessarily be tested in an inhumane way: exposing an animal to what should be a painful stimuli repeatedly and then later giving it the option to ingest anelgesic chemicals during. If the animal begins to ingest the chemical when exposed to separate but also likely painful stimuli, it likely feels pain as we do.

>>375941149
>but you can see it dangling
I need to stop cutting words from sentences.

>>375941285
(You)

>>375941149
Pain is obviously much more clearer indicator that something is wrong.

>>375941285
It is one of the purposes of pain

>>375940401
The primitive technology guy says he uses the "splitting method" which is apparently more humane as it destroys the central nervous system

https://youtu.be/e5nfrehyWDM?t=325

Works for prawn should work for lobster

>>375941384
I wonder if they haven't tested this further either because of moral issues of forcing torture onto an animal, or because we don't really want the answer. I could see higher rates of violence against animals if it was scientifically confirmed that they can't feel pain.

>>375921660
Rhino threat is too slow
Black Menace can't stab for shit
Monky Bizness is too edgy
Cock with a glock has terrible aiming controls
Gecko pecko is for noobs
If you hit down B cat with a gat FALLS ASLEEP

Stabo the crabo master race here

>>375940010
an actual giant crab wielding a big cleaver would be dope, dont deny it

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>>375922318

>>375942096
no way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

Koalas are fluffy little buggers :3

>>375942602
they're disgusting

>>375942602
They feed their young partially digested shit

>>375935647
Rockout Randal all fucking day
Has the STR and the DEF

>>375923952
>>375933179
It could also have been because he noticed the large predator (the cameraman) and felt the need to throw down a distraction. His arm will wiggle (which is its best quality) and will hopefully distract the predator long enough for him to scruttle off.

>>375942991
>Australian cuisine

>>375925484
go back to biology school you elephant shill

>>375937542
>Randal parries OSJ
>dumpsters him right away
Randal is just the best honestly

>>375921660
Siege all the way. I love a good power tank.

>>375943007
>>375943246
Rock out Randal Internet Defense Force pls go

>>375921660
monky business for the INT

>>375921660
MONKY FUCK

>>375943083
>>375923952
He attacks a nest (don't remember what bird was it) but he gets wrecked by the parents. The narrator in the video implies his claw was injured so he severed it in order to regenerate a new one.

>>375924157
bump :)

>>375923280
Post the one with the Hercules Beetle and the tarantula.
Beetles are bad ass

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>>375924592

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Birbs are the cutest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuxzHjsjY

>>375925484
Sasquach burry their dead so it's not that surprising that other intelligent animals have similar occurrences

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>>375923280
>one shotted
scorpion stonk

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>hit and miss is based on chance instead of animation

>>375929240
You arent gonna get any (you)'s by making logical and non-drama filled posts in /v/, expect this one.

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>>375923280
Scorpions BTFO

>>375940194
Fish and insects lack the mental hardware to feel pain.

Birds reptiles and mammalls all exhibit pain symptoms

>>375937542
One Shot Johnny would dominate the Isopod Tournament scene.

>>375922318
Now the nofun explanation:

The bird got out alive, it was saved by the cameraman. The crabs are eating a fish which washed ashore.

>>375924413
This needs to be a souls boss

>>375944913
Beetles are always and forever top dog

>>375945021
Big crimson and Jukebox as support for team fights, but yeah they'd be supporting OSJs

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>>375945107
Fucking camaraman, why couldn't he just let nature take it's course and give us crabs a decent meal for once instead of the usual sifting through mud for worms and tiny mollusks?

>>375922318
Fun fact the scene cut the director saved the bird, what the crabs are eating is a dead fish they laid out instead.

>>375937542
>Cripsy Bipsy
>only 2 def

He's almost identical to Bumpsy

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>>375921660
I only play secret characters

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>>375944913
>>375945156
>stagfags talking trash again
never forget

>>375921660
Cock with a glock

>>375945727
Implying the hercules beetle is a stag beetle or even supposed to use that horn against anything other than other hercules beetles.

>>375945591
*breaks leg*

>>375946487
>stagfags can't greentext properly
>stagfags think the hercules beetle is inferior to the stag beetle despite being stronger and better than them
>stagfags think the stag beetle's mandibles are supposed to be used against anything rather than only themselves

>>375943246
Only in the base game. Jasper hard counters him since he relies on counter attacks and he has minimum speed, so there's no risk of him hitting the main body.

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>>375922318

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>That one chase scene
That was some Silent Hill shit

>>375921660
Cat with a gat 100% of the time

>>375926416
Did the doggo get hurt? I couldn't finish it.
I was too scared for my heart.

>>375922318
annnnnddd the camera just sat there and watched the whole time

hmmmm

>>375945727
Whoa this is the first time I've seen a beetle lose. I didn't think it ever happened on japanese bugfights.

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>>375922767
Insects and arachnids scare the living fuck out of me

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>>375947501
Check this out

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>>375945727
I feel so bad for that beetle.
It's obvious it never had a real chance.

There's no real weapon on it.

>>375947407
God, hermit crabs are so gross IRL

>>375919216
CRAB BATTLE

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>>375915495

>you can steal and use their weapons

Nothing gets my dick harder

>>375923952
>FUCK IT

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>>375947501
I got you bro.

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>>375947206
Nope, he just rolls playfully.

>>375926416
If your dog can get injured by any fucking arthropod then it's time to get something that isn't a ratdog. Puppy in the video could snatch it up easy if it wanted to.

>>375948178
Please don't be lying. I'm so afraid right now.

>>375945727
I'd like to see that scorpion take on the true king of the insects

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=0b9_1386948565

Beetles will always be the strongest

>>375947659
Shes a beauty

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>>375948124
MOTHER FUCK

MOTHERFUCKER

>>375948414
It's just ants man. Chill

>>375948124
>African man committing suicide.jpg

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>>375948178
>Axolotl's are extinct in the wild

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>>375948310
That fucking spider tapping on his shell

Haha spiders are fucking casuals

>>375924756
In that species they do.>>375924920

>>375948565
Mexicans like to eat them too much

>>375948565
Awww dude that really bummed me out

>>375948714
fucking lawnmowers

>>375924756
>Do crab legs regenerate?
Yes

>>375948310
Is there a webm of when it crushes that tarantula? That's was pretty bad ass

>>375923952
>Phase 2

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>>375937221

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>>375944913
SUPLEX

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>>375948310
>Lifts the spider up and squeezes the juice out of it.

Pretty metal.

>>375915495

> crab, stole my knife

>>375921660
>Rhino Threat
>Legendary tier Armor
>High STR
>increased range with KNIFE
only a fool would choose different

>>375948310
Holy shit. The strength behind that Beetle.
The whole time he's like just annoyed and then he just fucking snaps

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>>375923952

It'd make a good redemption movie for a beetle to have its horn broken in a bug fight and it goes through a comeback

>>375927134
awwww

>>375949197
>TFW no bug battles with DBZ effects dubbed in

>>375948310
do spiders ever win these? fucking dex fags can't pierce pure strength

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>>375948310
Let's see how the King of Beetles fair against an alive 90 cm long Scorpion then.

>>375945410
>us
G-guys?

>>375936375
for you

>>375921248
>muramasa.jpg

>>375949384
*king of insects vs the king of arachnids

>>375940841
That's not true, man. The main purpose of pain isnt to alert you to damage, it's to get you to respond to damage appropriately.

>>375949383
Not really. Their fangs are too thick to pierce hard carapaces. They can win against other spiders and insects with soft carapaces like spiders.

>>375949383
Spiders can't beat beetles but they fair well against most others
Scorpion battles go 60/40 with scorpions winning

>>375949747
>scorpion battles
>60/40
spiderfags pls go

>>375948303
Crab barely moves
dog fully rolls, many timea

>>375949859
Spiders are always solid contenders

>>375949951
Well actually scorpions liquefy their prey as they eat so spiders are only liquid contenders.

>>375950059
nice

>>375950059

>>375949940
I've seen that gif of the cunt who stabs a puppy through the eyes with her high heel.
To this day it remains the most traumatizing thing I've seen of 4chan. That's not to say it's the worst,
because it isn't, but if there was one thing I've seen here that I wish I could unsee it'd be that.

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>>375923230
>used to work at a park near my home doing groundskeeping work
>found a den of baby rabbits once and let them be
>made every effort not to disturb their nest
>that night I hear coyotes
>come in early the next morning and find rabbit chunks scattered across field

>>375944567
What the fuck could you even do if you walked into your home and just saw an army of crabs in there with knives?

>>375915495
>random enemies can use mechanics you thought only you were able to use
I freaked when some tirkin's chain attack'd me in xenoblade chronicles, they didn't do much with it but the fact that they could was cool

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Show me your comfy face, /v/.

>>375921660
monky bizness always

>>375950552
>tfw the sun comes up after another freezing desert night

deserts are such bullshit

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>>375950552

>>375939128
is it me or does sif look a bit overweight

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Cows VS Turtle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRLtwH8jlY

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>>375950552
Nothing comfier than a hot shower

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>>375950884
Capybara's are the greatest animal on Earth

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>monsters have rifles

>>375947278
It's a documentary

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>>375951158
>greatest animal on Earth
That would be the chicken. Chickens have done so much for humanity no other animal comes close, not even the dog.

Also, thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw1IRJpJsXQ

>>375948202

Coconut crab.

>>375929508
>that one crab casually eating the remains of his brethren

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>>375948124

The thing that bugs me the most with this is that i can actually hear the buzzing in my head now.

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>>375951583
It's the Capybara and I will brook no argument

>>375951695
My sides.

>>375921660
Rhino, His attacks may be slow but he's got super armor on start up of most of them.

>>375951695
>Hey man don't judge he had his chance and free crab mang

>>375951695
>That sad music they try playing while this is happening
Nah fuck crabs.

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>>375922318
>>375922318

I SHALL AVENGE HIM!

>>375952559
Isn't that crab already dead?

>>375926185
Doggos get scared by toads for some reason. Toads just chill and puff up and the doggo runs around it and barks at it like crazy.

>>375952559
>that gif

Whew his face just gets fucked to hell

>>375950552
I thought chinchillas were nocturnal? Which is also why they make for lousy pets.

>>375952680
>this kills the crab

>>375925146
Pressure differentials are truly fucking terrifying

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>>375937542
>>375935647
Everything on One Shot Johnny

>>375950865
IT'S THE FAKKIN PROFESSY

>>375952698
Maybe because their croaking sounds disturbing to dogs?

>>375951880
>max cha

They need guns https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

>>375952680
Perhaps you're wondering why he would kill a crab before cutting its face off

>>375919685
top ten strongest anime characters

>>375952875
I always thought that the dog expects the toad to run away like a mouse but the toad just stands there, maybe moves for like a second and stops, and the dog fears the unknown.

>>375953075
stop shilling this shit in every thread you faggot

>>375948714
It's mostly because of pollution of their only habitat rather than eating them.

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>>375950059

>>375953698
Jesus christ that thing's face is fresh out of my fucking nightmares

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Ara ara~ Come give auntie a hug. My, how you've grown

>>375954021
ive never seen an octopus with such cute eyes.

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>>375954021

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>>375954021
What will they think of next

Someone post mimic octopus webms

>>375954506
does the ink actually do anything against predators or is it just a crappy smoke grenade?