ITT: Autistic shit you do when playing vidya

complaining about them on an anonymous chinese image board while playing them

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>hoard up a lot of items
>"oh cool okay ill use this later"
>later never comes

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>>375914248
omg ur so unique

Unlock all the achievements.

>tfw frustrated and hate the game after doing this

>>375914021
Larry David is the only jew I like

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>>375914021
Replaying game every time I forget what I was doing before.

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>>375914324
>everyones anonymous
>he thinks hes trying to be unique
lolwut?

>>375914021
>Get older
>Let my balls get too long
>Later get hospitalized for testicles wrap around each other

Wait... that's got nothing to do with video games.

Do all the meaningless side quests/fetch quests.

I played DAI, I'll never forgive myself but I just can't leave stuff undone.

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I bite my bottom lip while concentrating on harder parts of a gayme. Is this considered autistic?

>>375914626
describe the perfect penis

most of the time id restart a game because i didn't like a certain type of build, this happens 4 or 5 times a game, then i just drop it

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>>375914021
Talk to myself, and complain like DSP about bad game design, and also general juvenile frustration, cursing and yelling.

Sweat and swear a lot for very little reason

>>375914626
it's okay as long as you're a grill
in which case, wanna be friends?

>>375914021
>finish quest and go to get your owed reward
>he kept it in his sock

>>375914248
>Hoard tons of items to sell them
>End up gaining more and more cash
At least New Vegas had some high-tier stuff that you could buy.

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>play a large sandbox game like GTA or Saints Row
>drive legally

>>375914021
Ejackalit?

>>375914383
He is a self hating jew

Whenever i quit a game I always return to the main menu/title screen if possible.

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>>375914021

>Loading screen
>Hold controller sideways like a handgun and shoot invisible bad guys

>>375914990
>drive coach round to scenic areas
>set myself routes and wait at the bus stops
>ai crashes into coach and you have to swap it for another because you want a non-damaged one

>>375915423
>game progress saved
>still quit to main menu before quitting game

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Whenever I die in horror games I always instinctively act out how I'm about to die.

>Alien isolation
>Xenomorph shoots its second mouth at me
>Fling my head back and shut my eyes to black like I got ripped away from this plane of existence

I can't be the only one, right?

>>375914021
Play vidya.

Use the Gmod Sandbox like my own wee toybox. I'd set up enemies and make up stories in my head

i lean left and right in racing games

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Quit the game (rts) if I have more than 20 casualties; use extremely limited groups of 3 or 5 in rts games with no build limits.

>AI beating me in basically any game
>Talk shit to it and accuse it of cheating

>>375915762
Underrated post

>>375914021
I started screeching like a fucking banshee lately when I die too often and get annoyed, I even get sore throats from time to time

good thing I live in a big house and parents are out a lot

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I never use a continue, because I feel like that would be cheating.

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>>375914021
I have a nerf sword that I constantly swing when I don't need both hands on the controller.
I try to copy animations from dark souls.

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Can't play any total war games because I won't use the auto resolve combat and don't like rts style combat because I'm 35 and my wrist hurts like fuck

>>375916305
Fucking tekken 5

>>375914021
i get mad at a children card game

swing my controller by the cord during loading screens

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>>375914021
>trying to complete a certain zone
>restart if my actions dont feel like the character acting with sublime skill even though a messy method makes no real difference

Games like Deus Ex really sets off my autism in that way

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>last player on the team is playing badly and has no idea what he's doing
>quickly scramble to make the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme start playing in a Steam browser window

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If there are more then one game in the series, I can't play the new one unless I finish all the others. It actually hurts.

Whenever I get mad at vidya I grap my balls and squeeze them until it hurts

>>375917110
you must be fearless

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>>375917209
>than
I'm sorry

- Talk to all the NPCs in Pokemon games (only on a new playthrough
- Default keyblade playthroughs in KH

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I don't play the game. I just walk around and pose my character in cool ways and locations.

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>>375914021
Doing all sidequests.

They're not made for that, you're supposed to do the shit that interests you not fucking all of it.

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A few things with varying levels of autsim.
>get really into a shooter
>in the thick of battle and doing well
>start doing this thing where I breathe out of my mouth almost like I'm whistling
I think it calms me down in a situation where I'd otherwise tense up or freak out.

>play some RPG
>character does a dope ass animation or scores a crit
>clench teeth and tense up during the moment of impact

>wince when my character takes damage
There's also this thing that happens, when I'm playing Spy in TF2, and I'm walking up to backstab someone, I feel an extreme amount of endorphins rushing out from my brain, it's almost like a high or something. This only happens when I'm playing Spy, literally no other thing in my life generates this kind of feeling to this extent. Is that normal?
It actually worries me a bit.

hit myself on the head whenever I take damage

>>375914021
I always play a charisma based character when possible because if i don't pass dialogue checks i feel like i'm missing out.

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Touch stuff to see if get insta killed

>>375917154
>Get is set on doing an objective a certain way because it's how I feel the character would do it
>Following cutscene ruins it by having the character just stroll up to the boss or getting caught in some dumb ass way.

I press c 3 or x 5 whenever I do something good or just doing anything in a game.

it's like unconcious and I cringe every single time I do it. It's the emote commands from tf2 if you're wondering.

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>quest to advance the main mission is available
>however, there are also dozens of sidequests available
>"I should do all the sidequests first, it'll make beating the story more satisfying"
>spend 6 hours doing them
>as soon as I advance the plot a little, dozens of more sidequests unlock
>eventually get bored and lose interest in the game and never finish the story

Imagining funny scenarios that could occur if I played with friends.

>>375914021
I play video games.

>>375915698
You are.

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I've done nothing but play video games and I'm still garbage at them.

>>375916574
It is.

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I have fun.

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>>375917514
Same here but with lockpicking.
I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE IN THAT CHEST OR BEHIND THAT DOOR I MUST KNOW

I do let's play commentary to myself while playing. But I'm not autistic enough to voice it, it's just in my head. Sometimes I pretend that I do group let's plays with famous youtubers.

>>375914021
whenever i replace the batteries in my controller i act like im reloading a gun
boy oh boy am i special

>>375917645
>play with gamepads my whole life
>still can't aim for shit with joysticks
>barely play on the PC
>can still aim 100x better with a mouse and keyboard
>all friends are console gamers, stuck in slippery-aiming hell

>>375917609
You and me, brother.

I'll roleplay in non roleplaying games, kind of like how kids play with toys. I'll load up a level of Splinter Cell, for example, and pretend I'm a SWAT guy breaching and clearing each room. Maybe I'll be playing an RTS and I'll have this big head cannon about the diplomatic relationship between my team and the bots; doing stuff like refusing to use super weapons first because of the imaginary treaty we signed after a bloody fight. Makes me feel like a right autist but also kind of happy I still have that sense of imagination.

Only use swords in any game that lets you use them, axes or maces.
I never use maces or axes or play as any class that can't use swords.

>everytime i get a critical blow and somewhat I endure I say at a moderate volume "mada mada dane" then proceeded to steamroll everything

>I have this ritual with Pokemon games: Since gen 4 I have taken time off from work/uni and lock myself for a week to play the newest games (mainline) to have a complete unbiased judgement abut the game and bash it/praise it for what it deserves

>everytime I catch a wild Pokemon on any game I say "getto daze"

>once in a while I boot Wind Waker and Just sail for like 2 straight hours

I do a lot of other autistic stuff but those are on top of my head.

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I have TD when I hold a controller

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>play a game
>get several hours into it
>"I can do better"
>restart with better understanding of gameplay/nuances

>>375917989
I'm pretty sure everyone does this or at least 99% of people.

Swords are cool.

>>375918118
fuck man I don't even reload saves in a survival game.

>>375914021
chimp out

>>375914021
Listen to old Howard Stern shows

>>375918118
>be me
>play 10 minutes of Witcher on normal difficulty
>die, get mad
>go look up tips and tricks for nightmare mode next day
>restart game in nightmare mode
>die a lot but finish game with nice feeling in stomach

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>"Hmm, I better make a back-up save before I make this decision, I might want to change it if it doesn't work out"
>end up with 100 saves per game
>have never once in my entire life reloaded any of those saves to change my choice, even when I regretted the choice

>>375918118
>play PSX RPG
>love the feeling of adventure
>get to the last CD
>restart the game to prolong the feeling

>>375918220
I've restarted Strange Journey 3-4 times on both my PC and my phone, I've only now seen the third area.

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>>375918391
I know this feel.

>>375914021
I always open every toilets doors.

>>375914021
I play on hardest difficulty and Imagine that if I'll lose my imginary bf would be top tonight.

>>375918583
what is wrong with map makers
>linear to all shit, everything is a hallway
>enter a lobby
>the bathrooms are ALWAYS open so you can walk inside them
>nothing inside just two identical rooms

it's weird when you think about it, it's like they need to make the bathrooms open

Unironically listening to gachimuchi.

>>375914021
Imitate sound effects that I think sound cool.

>>375917209
Even all the mains Final Fantasy games?

>>375914324
?

>>375918850
Well, I'm not into FF, so no problem here.

I play until I get to the final area/final boss/ final zone and then save it and say "okay I'll finish this tomorrow"

and never do

>>375918118
oh yeah i experiment before playing theough games too much shit can go wron

>>375915698
just you.

>>375919328
Imagine how many games you could finish in one day.

I insult my character at every turn

Oh boy I have a list of autistic shit that I can't stop myself from doing
>reply to characters
>if something lewd happens I instinctively shut my eyes and l put my head down in embarrassment
>break controllers if a boss is too hard
>wince when I take damage
>refuse to progress story until every sidequest is completed
>if it's an FPS, refuse to use a gun I wasn't assigned at the beginning because that's unrealistic
>imagine being part of the Super Best Friends and have imaginary arguments with Pat
How bad is it /v/? Can I recover?

>>375919449
I actually do that when I'm trophy hunting. Play several games to the point where only one trophy is missing and get many plats in one day, feels really good

Min maxing

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>>375914021
>Laugh to myself when I'm having a blast
>Imitate sound effects
>Get really mad if i'm killed in a video game i'm into
>Do Autistic shit in-game
>Restart if i feel i haven't made the best decision.

>>375918782
Same here, there's something magical about the amount of effort put into some of them.

The way a certain high pitched yell of pain or slapped can be manipulated is amazing.

I masturbate to game tiles

Am I the only one?

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>>375919595
>>>if something lewd happens I instinctively shut my eyes and l put my head down in embarrassment

>>375919595
Oh I forgot a few more
>Cry when puzzles appear because I can never figure them out
>Have never finished any game without a guide because I can usually only finish a game once and I want to see everything in the game
If you think I'm joking about the puzzle/guide thing, I was stuck in Metroid Prime for 10 years

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>>375914527
>lolwut?

I talk to myself as if doing a let's play

I try to explore every-goddamn-where and really feel like I can't go forward to the boss room/following area until I've done a full trip around the map.
Although I'm still not autistic enough to tear my insides apart if I'm missing something stupid like an unlockable, secret stuff is not a huge deal to me. I just like the concepts of exploration and discovery.

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>>375914021
I talk to myself when trying to figure out whats going on in the game.

>>375919873
Are you a cute boy, anon? Show me your butt.

If I can jump in the game I'll do it every second I can

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>>375917496

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>>375917450
>being worried about your rage murder boner

>game shows an interracial couple or even implies that a character of a different race is attracted to a white character
>pause the game, scream into a pillow
>spend the next thirty minutes imagining explaining to the white character the folly of their ways and successfully convincing them to stop
>continue the rest of the game as if what I imagined is canon and any sign of their relationship past that is non-canon fanfiction by triggered libcucks

>>375919873
>>375919595
Instead of breaking the controller when you're mad strangle yourself with the cord and never stop

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>>375920085

>>375915698

I think we have a winner

I always balance ontop of railings or anything that's high above ground. especially if the railing is over an open pit.

kind of fun way to play.

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I'll make a strained sound during moments of stress as if I'm trying to shit while constipated.

>>375920171
Sounds like somebody didn't get the bbc yet

>>375919886
sorry faggot i meant kek

>>375914021

constantly jump

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>>375920171
Fucking glorious.

>>375920171
Like, Hanna-Barbara levels of supervillainy. Edge or irony, I can't say, but it's a shitpost all the same.

>>375916928
>Fighting Jinpachi
>He's down to 20% health, I'm sitting at 50.
>Fucking stomp into fireball combo. Can't dodge fireball because I haven't fallen down yet, can't dodge stomp because it's too quick for my feeble skills.
>Die
>Rage

Your hate is justified.

>>375914021

In Diablo 3 I used to clear areas entirely and just chill for ages, like the area up to Leorics Mansion before the torture tunnels. I would then have a blaze and ciggy and admire the background art where you can see the cathedral.

Also the jungle area in Act 2. These places were so comfy once all the scary monsters were gone

>>375914021
Literally the only time I speak the word faggot is when I die in campaigns and don't think it's a fair death

Also I usually play meticulously for half the game, but then rush the end when the story makes it clear that shit's going down. Not for role-playing purposes, I just usually get swept up in it

>>375920171
This is me with just any character that's ever been openly or implied to be in a realtionship other than the protagonist. I do this in real life too. If a girl mentions an ex-boyfriend it makes me sick and I usually stop talking to them. I have a fucking problem.

>>375917514
Same except with Intelligence/Wisdom/Charisma whatever.
>mfw game has unique dialogue option if your stat is too LOW instead of high. Fuck VTMB

I roleplay on MMORPGs, even if I'm the only one on the server who does. I make sure I have several bits of gear to wear whenever I'm not out adventuring. This is probably the reason why I never did endgame content in WoW despite playing from BC to Cata.

>>375917609
>try to do sidequests in between main quests to balance out the fun
>do too many sidequests
>now my character is overleveled and the main quests (which are supposed to be the highlight of the game) aren't fun anymore
every fucking time man

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Role-playing the character I'm playing as and the job he's meant to do.
If I'm an assassin, I don't go running around in front of people like a lunatic even though the the NPCs won't care.

I get mad at them. Especially multiplayer

>>375914990
My sister used to do this, it was fucking bullshit.
>mom makes us take turns
>I use cheats to get guns and armor and a cool car and take off on a rampage
>die in 2 minutes
>sister spawns a car
>drives around nicely
>stops at intersections
>doesn't even know where she's going
>this goes on for ages until classic GTA AI does something retarded and someone pulls her out of the car or something
>mfw I'm not being considerate if I spawn a tank and romp back and forth through the islands killing everything while being invincible

>>375919646
>Laugh to myself when I'm having a blast

How is that autistic?
That's called having fun.

>>375917989
This unless I feel like roleplaying a barbarian(axe) or paladin(mace, but also sword). I almost never play barbarians or paladins though.

>>375914626
I stick my tongue out instead. Luckily I haven't bitten it too bad yet

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I talk to myself like I'm doing an L.P. and I look at the wall sometimes and pretend there's a camera there and talk to it, kind of like the office or an lp.

I meow to my cats when they pass by.

>>375915515

I do that too!

>>375918391
>100 saves
I'm petty sure I have over 400-500 saves in most Bethesda games. I ALWAYS save in a new slot. Even if the only difference from the last save was walking 10 feet.

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>>375921817

>>375919328
This. I sometimes only beat them a month before the sequel comes out.

Keep my mouth open when I'm really focusing. Makes me look like a retard when I look back at tournament footage.

>>375917809

Sometimes I start doijg that too and don't even realize i'm doikg it for a while.

It's alwaya regular Lets Plays though, I don't pretend to play with famous youtubers

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If the game makes me angry, I clasp my hands together at my side and charge up an imaginary kamehameha, which I then launch at the screen while whisper-screaming.

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>>375914990
>Find Street racing car in Las Venturas that can be modded at that special chopshop
>Drive carefully all the way to San Fierro
>Mod the absolute fuck out of this car to make it super cool looking
>Cruise around a bit
>Fucking taxi driver backends me which pushes me hard into a cop car
>Arrested
>Car is gone

>>375914021
Spam crouch

>>375919328
>>375919437
Do it one day. Imagine how cathartic that would be.

>>375921486
Also me.

I will spastically rage at people on my team in a team based game whenever my mic is off. As soon as it's on I'm the nicest bro there. I'm so paranoid of verbal conflict that I have to 90% of the time play Overwatch competitive without my mic, lest I unleash hell's fury on a team that really doesn't even deserve it. [/Spoiler]

I scream troops commands in mount&blade

>>375914021
I screencap shots of female characters so I can furiously masturbate to them later on, wash my hands, and resume playing.

>Move head out of the way when in things like a swordfight
>Duck behind the monster when i hear bullets fly past my character in fps

>>375921817
totally do this. pretty sure my cat understands me as well.

>>375921259
t. chris chan

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act like a girl while playing

no harm in that, right?

>>375914990
I did this more than once, driving legally after having spent the previous hours killing people and driving like a lunatic feels incredibly relaxing, especially with the right song on the radio

>>375921725
Now that's autism.

>>375923001
Depends. Do you do a voice and shit too?

>>375923001
So you purposely play badly?

Whenever I invade someone, I check items like crystal lizards and locations of dead enemies to see how far they've gotten.

>>375922729
Yup, this is pretty much me. Whenever the mic is off it's "holy fucking shit you goddamn retard, how retarded do you have to be to do X?" and as soon as it's on I try to be supportive. Personally I think it's the best way to play.

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Hoarding shit.
It's not that i need it or i think it will be useful later no, i must have it and i'm ready to do anything in my power to obtain the thing i want.
Recent example
>playing elona
>lich wizard nicknamed "Hateful Madman"
>escorting a guy to noyel
>fail one tile away from the town
>FUCK
>visit it anyway and do some shopping
>remember there's small medal under a chained giant
>free the giant and go hide while he's on a rampage
>snatch the medal
I don't even need the medals yet. The giant killed a good dozen kids and soldiers including a named kid and his sick mom, got their card and figurine at least.

>>375923001
End your life senpai. Literally just stick a pencil up your nose and bang your head on a desk.

>>375922937
cats rarely vocalize to other cats once they stop being kittens
nearly every meow your cat does is to communicate to you specifically as a non-cat, like figuring out its own sign language to communicate to a deaf person

>>375915698
It's just you anon.

>>375914021
Stop playing them to come on here and shitpost.

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lean left and right while doing horseback combat in warband

Every time I start a new character in skyrim I always end up carrying around the nearest troll skull I can find all over the place because it reminds me of Captain Flint from Treasure Planet for whatever reason.

>>375922908
>monster

Fucking Autocorrect. Monitor.

>>375922352
>not parking you modded car in a garage, never touching it, only looking at it every now and then

>>375914021
>commentate everything im doing without recording anything

When I am alone I do gun reloads with my fingers
I dont know why but I find it good

>>375923198
How the fuck is that autistic? You're just fiuring out where they are.

>>375923730
I hope you talk to it too.

>>375915515
>always run to the bathroom naruto stile
>do a jump and punch the air
>make punching sounds with my voice.

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>>375914541
...what the fuck

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>>375914021
>playing GTA 4
>get on motocycle and literally just crash into things that make me fly off the bike for hours
Through my studies I found that the pcj gives you the most airtime

>>375924106
Never saw Curb, huh? Sad

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>>375915698
>get blasted and knocked around by an explosion
>stand up, get a running start and launch yourself into a wall

>explosion but outdoors this time, ragdoll goes flying
>stand up and jump out of 11 story apartment building

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>Act like I'm an edgy badass when I'm fighting enemies in sp games.
say outloud stuff like:
>pshhh, too easy
>Is that all you got?
>ahahahhahahahaha... ha
>get fucked, nigger

>>375914021
>really get into tense fight
>meaty attack that will kill you if you don't dodge
>physically move in the direction my player dodges as if the attack was hitting me
send help

i think about the video games i play and do whatever the main character does in the video game. i even do it in public.

for example
>mimic the movements of master chief in the cutscenes of the original halo trilogy

i know every movement he does exactly and i do it in public.

like when im getting on an elevator i do the movements of master chief from the end cutscene of the first mission of combat evolved

>look back with gun in air
>pick up marine and throw him into escape pod
>get into escape pod

>>375915698
Kek, you do this in front of people?

>>375915698
I do this too. In front of people even. Others just accept my autism now.

>>375917514
>games that really encourage and offer content for multiple playstyles
>can rp super hard because of it
>because of all these skill checks, instead of focusing in one area and building a really imaginative character, build a boring min/max character so I get the most rewarding outcome in everything
>if I finally break my mold and try rolling an interesting character, start feeling bad every time I don't 1 shot everything from a mile away/pass every single skill check/get every item
>when I know I don't need every item, will never use most of them, and can get by fine without 1 hitting everything
I don't deserve NV/Baldur's Gate

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>>375914324
most autistic post in a most autistic things you do in vidya thread

>lean with my body when turning corners in a game

>>375917609
MGSV and Witcher 3 for me. I'm only now finally finishing the DLC's for Witcher 3

>Has great exploration and character customisation
>loads of random events and things going on in towns
>loads of sidequests with lots of depth
>and yet main quest is so dull and boring most people never finish it

Guess the game /v/

>>375917884
>grow up playing Halo on PC
>Spend years playing shooters on console
>go back to Halo 2 on pc recently
>using controller
why am I doing this to myself

>>375914527
No he means that that guy thinks he's the only one who does that when everyone does that

>>375917397
wait really? I called my brother a weirdo when he said he never does everything in a game.

>>375918391
I used to be so bad that bringing up the save menu in any game would take me at least a minute. At least now I limit my self to 10 or so saves besides saving at big moments if I want to play them again.

>>375924892
NV

>>375924892
Runescape

>>375917450
I do the tense up thing as well. It gives me headaches. I'll be in a loading screen and I'll be think about the games combat and I'll just instictvly tense when a bullet hits someone or swords hit and I'll eventually get a headache from it.

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>>375925119
Fuck off you pleb NV main quest is amazing.

>>375924892
skyrim

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>Try to imagine myself in the [Insert game here]'s world

>>375925489
NCR, House, and Yes Man all have the same questlines pretty much. At least the Legion gives you that mission where you assasinate the president.

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Pic related is what I do. Screenshotted it for future reference since a few people got a kick out of it.

>>375914021
Dick around with controls/items for a long time to find glitches and exploits.

>>375924078
>don't worry guys I'll pick Rochelle

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>>375915698
I thought i was aut when I would yell "OW!" when I get super bad ingame. Thank you.

Do side quests or visit locations in a way that makes sense with the main story of the game.

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>>375914021
Any multiplayer game I play I instinctively verbally attack anyone if I dislike them in the slightest. I even get my friends to help me do this so I can have superiority in numbers.

I'm probably banned from most servers as a result of this.

everything i do has to be canon.

for example, in halo, i cant kill unsc marines because its not canon. in day of infamy, if i tk, on purpose or by accident, i have to kill 5x as many enemies to "redeem" myself in the eyes of my country.

In turn base games like fire emblem if a unit dies I have to restart the mission. I know I'm not the only one but I still hate myself.

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>play game I know well
>talk as if I'm explaining the game to people going into mechanics and strategies, even going into pointless trivia
Fuck.

Might sound weird but if I'm ever doing a stealth game and I haven't shit during that day yet, I will always ending needing a shit whenever I am playing. I've always been like this. Have never asked if anyone else gets this. Also in a game like Dishounered where you can collect the runes to get new powers I always end up getting over worked in my head as I get the feeling that I'm missing some (I never collect them all anyway) but I get really annoyed and plan out where to go. But yet I still don't bother to collect them

>>375926973
start a youtube channel??

>>375927107
My voice is shit and I'm not attractive. Probably stems from the fact I have no friends and desperately wish I had people to talk video games with.

>>375921194

I used to do that when playing Fallout 3, Hike up a hill overlooking something cool. Crouch down on a rock (so it's like my chars sitting on the rock) then have a smoke, pack a bowl and just hang out for a little bit overlooking the wasteland.

Shit was comfy

>>375924732
This is exactly what i do, i can't help myself
i've played through New Vegas on maybe 15 different characters, 13 of those are Guns/Speech/Lockpick, the others are gimmick roleplay builds that didn't make it past Nipton

>>375924131
Guilty. Also
>Driving up the side of a building in Saints Row 2
>Trying to knock people down by jumping off my motorcyle while driving past at high speed and hitting them with my ragdolling body.
>Just jumping and pressing O mid jump in GTA 5 to fall face first onto people, railings, cars etc.
Can't count the amount of hours I spent on that shit.

>>375914021
In racing games I try stick to european cars, even they are slower than others avaible.
In FC2 when I got set of new weapons I didn't get new ones until I destroyed whole set. Lakc of it was one of main reasons why I didn't like next fc games.

>>375926913
Everyone does that in fire emblem. It's probably weirder to go on after someone dies

Go on /v/ and bitch about sonybros

>>375925048
all he did was say he does that not that hes the only one

>>375914710
Talk to internet instead and get dosh.

I get mad when I lose.

>>375915698
I do this sometimes desu. Like if I got stabbed or something I clutch my chest and make quiet gurgling sounds, maybe with a gasp or two for effect.

>>375925582
This

reloading saves in RPGs when I dont get the outcome I wanted

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>>375927217

>>375914990
I do this on Sleeping Dogs

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I sing along with the tune of the songs, except I replace the words with variations of "I want a cutie gf"

For example, the Mario World 1-1 song goes:
I want cutie gee-eff
Eff
Want a cute
Cutie gee-eff
I want a CUTE-ie gee-ee-ee-ee-eff!

>>375926973
I do it too anon

>>375927548
I used to do that in MOBAs. Kept the team somewhat entertained and the mood lighthearted. Somewhat reduces tryharding in my experience.
I can't handle playing with tryhards, I feel like I'm ruining their fun by just trying to have fun without caring about winning

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>intense moment happens like 1v1 on match point in seige
>hyperventilate like a dog on a summer day and grunt like a gorilla

Make backstories to my rock band characters

>>375914021
okay I don't normally do this, but in Viewtiful Joe, whenever Joe would transform and pose, or do that one move where you zoom in and he poses to do an attack, I'd pose with him. Like every time, in the middle of gameplay.

I swear I'm usually normal.

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>think about a game I haven't played in a long time
>holy shit I wanna play that game again
>get home and play game
>bored out of my mind after ten minutes

>>375927823
oh dear

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>character thumbs ups
>thumbs ups the screen

i sometimes speak in a loud voice what the other people post in chat.

>>375928145
Everyone gets that

>>375928145
I have more fun imagining what I'm going to do in a game than actually playing it

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>>375928183
Oh fuck I do this too, but worse because I look over and do it to my roommate. I guess this is what it looks like I'm doing, they probably think I have the tism.

I balloon urine in my foreskin and blast a torrent of piss into my mouth.

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>>375928685
I thought I was the only one

>>375915515
kek same. w/ sfx

>>375916710
You may die alone

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>>375915858
u r the worst

I try to pause the instant I die and reload my save instead of getting the 'you died' screen.

>>375914021
>press all buttons In cutscenes to find out which is the skip button so I don't accidentally skip
>accidentally skip cutscene

no fast traveling

>>375920020
I feel you...

I downloaded a mod for Oblivion that lets me write my own books, so that I could keep a journal for my character and actually try to role play.

>>375928170
The worst part is I'm not even memeing.
I do this constantly.
And it's progressed beyond just game songs. I'm afraid I'll do it out in public one day.

I sweat a lot when I'm nervous.
So I have a special three wolf moon t-shirt that I wear only during competitive multiplayer, that way I won't ruin any other clothes.
It smells like shit, and a lot of times I will forget to wash it.

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>>375919595
>Breaks controllers
>Put head down on sexy parts

I really just wanna hit you in the face, badly

>>375914324
read the thread you dumbfuck

>>375916574
My nigga.
If I died in Bayonetta or DMC it would be an instant level reset.

>>375914021
Complete the map.

For example SMT1 took me tripple.time.because despite a guide I still had to go over the whole map for every floor just so there was no blank spaces.

DESPITE THE GOD DAMN ENCOUNTER RATE

>>375929507
That's not autistic, that's actually a good idea. I roleplay when i play Oblivion too. I made a freelancing fist combat girl and would camp out at night and do shit during the day and try to live like a citizen.

>breath rapidly, hands shake when doing well in a game
>even worse if I'm doing poorly
It's so bad I've had to unbind the keys around WSAD because I kept hitting them all the time with my fumbling fingers. It's getting worse too.

>>375919595

>imagine being part of the Super Best Friends and have imaginary arguments with Pat

This is definitely the worst one, even worse than breaking your shit because of vidya games. Get some friends instead of inserting yourself in e-celeb groups.

>>375914626
I instead bite my upper lip, also I'm a male. Am I a fag?

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When I die in MGS V, you know how DD goes "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Yeah, I do that too without noticing.

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>>375914021
>Start new game in simulation genre
>Get about 30% of the way in terms of progress
>Get bored
>Start new game with different characters
>Repeat and get frustrated that I never reach end game material

>>375917397

I just got every side quest, collectable and location on ghost recon Wild lands, Now I gate myself for it but I know I'll end up doing it again on the dlc

>I have gotten Riddler's 400 collectibles on Arkham city and 245 collectibles on Arkham knight at least 3 times

>>375925829
>Getting revived by Rochelle
>HOH-HAHAAAAAHAHHAA
>*wheeze*
>HOH-HAHAAAA

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Repeating the exact same challenge over and over again if I fail
>playing fightan games online
>match up against some semi pro guy who's way better than me
>lose horribly
>ask for rematch
>he accepts
>lose over and over again, I counted 23 times, he just kept accepting the rematch because he thought it was funny I guess
>learning new strategies and ways to improve every loss
>eventually use everything I learned to finally beat him
felt good but then I realized I wasted a fuck ton of time dedicating it all to beating this guy since I refused to quit until I won

>>375922857
I'd imagine/hope we all do this

>>375926276
Sauce on that gif

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>>375930537
That's exactly how you get good though.

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I memorized all of Aldia's dialogue.

100% everything
I fished out all the fishes in automata and spend like 10 hours playing mahjong in yakuza 0 with no previous knowledge about mahjong at all

>>375928438
This

i have porn playing in the background so i can hear constant moaning and shit while i shoot people

>>375921861
>>375918391
Same. At some point it also worked in case I didn't like some choice, which barely happens, but still I started doing this infinite saves thing because of fear of losing some save due to bugs, pc crashing, etc.

save all momentos and books, even if I cant display them, yet meticulously manage my inventory

I don't play vidya much.
I spend more time watching autism about game mechanics for the games I'll never play than actually playing vidya

>>375930745
Its from Wet Hot American Summer i think

In Mount and blade I march my name and appearance to whatever culture I plan on being apart of like German name and appearance for swadians and an Arabian name and appearance for the sarranids
And as the game goes on I raise the age meter slowly after starting young
I'm a massive role player in single player games but a huge memer in multiplayer games

>>375914021
should I watch that show?

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>>375914990
me too /b/ro

this whole thread is top kek, thanks you fucking autists

>>375914021
Thanks to years of playing Tekken, my brother and I yell "GREAT" whenever we complete an objective or win a battle or whatnot within a hair's breadth of losing (a sliver of health left, less than one second on the clock, etc.) in any game.

>>375917609
>decide I put too much time into side quests
>play the main quest
>all the side quests I said I would do after disappear

When ever there is a loading bar, I hold both analog sticks to the right.
I know it doesn't make the bar go any faster but I still do it, not sure why.

>>375914021
I give the finger to characters/enemy that I had trouble killing

>lose
>lose
>lose
>continue losing
>can't fucking do it
>finally manage to win
>anger and frustration at myself for not being able to do it better
wish I got that sense of accomplishment everybody else seems to get. getting to feel happy or elated or successful instead of like a broken retard.

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In games with randomized weather, when it starts to rain I'll take my character inside a building/other shelter ASAP and then get off the computer and do something else while I wait for the rain to stop so we can go back outside and resume our adventure,

I always ask myself what purpose does playing this has
Mostly the answer there is no purpose just like in anything else in my life
Then I close the game and lay down and think about suicide

>>375914021
rock back and forth in chair while air strafing. I know its autistic but I cant help it

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>>375914021
I have mastered all materia and legit capped gil in ff7 three times over

Sometimes I don't know what I am doing with my life.I still love the shit out of that game but I realize how unhealthy it has been for me.

I had over 700 real life days logged in playtime on my main ffxi account. granted a lot of that was afk, it's still a hard pill for me to swallow / reflect on. All the things I could have done with that time... it's a little bit depressing. Thanks for bumming me out OP

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>>375930537
You did it senpai.

Move closer to my monitor when it's hard to hear something even though I have headphones on
I don't know why I do this even though I know it doesn't help

>>375932143
same

My palms get really sweaty when I play so I learened to quickly wipe my fingers by pinching my shirt. My mom was legit freaked out when she saw me doing it unconsciously

>>375923373
>start Terraria
>keeping dozens of chests full of materials sorted nicely in case i need it one day
>beat all the bosses
>start a new playthrough
>do it all the fuck over again
>always feel like it's cheating to revisit completed worlds and take things that would be helpful
also, I have to "landscape" things. No hard corners, have to hammer them into slopes. No patches of grass in the middle of a dirt block, have to dig my way down and pick it and put all the dirt back. Torches cannot be placed on sides of blocks so they face left or right, they always have to be facing straight upwards. it's maddening and i can't stop.

>>375927343
Wish I could have fun like this again. It just feels like I'm wasting even more time by not going for achievements. Unstructured fun, just doing what you want, a thing of the past

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everytime I get launched to the background on smash I said fffucccckkk yoouuu or I hate yooouuuuuu slowly untilmy charcter dissapears in the background

I can't be the only one, right?

>>375931772
Trying to what?

>>375914021
I save my games up to 3-5 times repeatedly whenever I do save.

>>375923613
I blink hard and sometimes even shudder when shit barely misses me.

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>>375914021
>talk to every single NPC on the game
>finish all the sidequest
>collect all the 'collectables' and gear (clothes, armor, etc)
>move on to a new game
>repeat

>>375914021
tab between vidya and /v/

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>grand strategy game
>monologue the events that are occurring, sometimes talking as my character if it's CK2

>play stealth game
>Instantly restart if alarm is triggered

>>375932331
my deepest condolences

If I'm playing an RPG and I don't feel like getting every single thing there is to get in the game, I refuse to play it. I think it came from me playing FFX a lot as a kid.

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>>375933110
>FFX
>as a kid

>>375914021
I piss all over myself and the tv

Suck my bf dick to add extra difficulty to his games

>>375933192
Bruh FFX was 30 years ago.

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>Play Rainbow Six Siege a lot
>Notice that when Castle gets hit by a twitch drone he lets out the most hilarious "REAAAA" while most other operators let out a quite "ow"
>now every time I play any video game and get hit, I let out that same noise that Castle does

Autistically screech at enemies when I die

>>375933192
FFX literally came out 16 years ago.

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>>375933325
Begone harlot.

>>375932668

Kind of. I usually make noises like frieza holding back the spirit bomb when I get hit by something really strong.

Same thing in league or a lot of games in general. I really do love the start KO sounds though.

>>375933192

>2001
>16 years ago
>I was 7-8 years old
>23, nearly 24 now

That seems... not too depressing?

Can someone link the best posts of this thread? Too lazy to lurk through garbage.

I must keep jumping.

>>375914990
I have a save file in GTAV where I just drive around like this in a taxi as Franklin.
It's at like 40 hours by now.

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>>375934263

I play GTA game with 0 cheat codes

>tattle with Goombella
>mimic her looking up and down at her book

>>375917209
This is me with Disgea. I feel like I'll miss something.

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When I played on console I would stand up at hard parts.

>>375932498
I do everything you just mentioned, even the torch thing.

>>375929878
>Playing Diablo II single player for the first time as a wee lad
>Explore the entire map in every area
>Not just to see what's out there, but just for satisfaction of full map
>Move onto NM, see maps are reset but also layout changed so assumed each difficulty had different maps
>Go back to normal and see my map is gone
>But the layout of the area was different as well
I didn't know whether to be pissed or amazed. Thinking back, it wasn't that incredible.

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>>375935294
Im serious.

>>375919328
Reminds me of how many times I'm telling myself I'll catch shadow Dragonite in Gale of Darkness.

My memory card will probably corrupt first.

>>375914248
Literally every time I play Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones. All those spears and light brands that are just sitting in the tiny 100 slot convoy.

>>375936875
fucking Diablo II. I have to fill in the perimeter before I move on.

>>375919641
This. If I don't min/max correctly I start my save file all over again. Even if it's a game with no online multiplayer. The purest form of autism.

I replay the persona series over and over, and have been for 3 years, ever since my dad died while i was in high school im pretty sure my friends are aware that my obsession with that series is unhealthy, but nobody ever says anything about it to me.

In persona 3, I easily have over 1000 hours. In p4, Only 300 because i dont like that one very much. P2 I have 550 hours and P1 has around 300 hours. P5 I played 130 hours within 9 days of it coming out.

I can literally quote half of the script from p2 and i can tell you every obscure reference and symbolism in it.

>>375937704
Explain the symbolism of hitler showing up

>>375914021
Plenty
>In GTAV if time of missions didn't match with mine and there was huge time skip, I reload the game and do some other things until time is right
>if I accidentally ran over some pedestrian I reload the game
>hated fucking checkpoint system, if I failed mission I reload the game
It goes without saying I didn't like V much.

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>>375914021
Fart in the mic only when it's set to activate on button press.

>start new game
>it's fun and engaging
>"Cool I'll 100% this one"
>spend most of the game doing tedious collecting and minmaxing
>get bored about halfway through
>can't bring myself to finish it
>next game comes along
>rinse and repeat

If a singleplayer game is complex I will restart often until I min-max my build to death

>>375937965
V is my autism game. I've played the storyline probably 11 times, and played online for about 20 hours.

>>375937704
why?

>>375937946
The reason Nyarlathotep Posseses a revived hitler is actually pretty simple. Nyarlathotep is the collective unconscious counterpart of Philemon, and the creator of the shadows-- the aspects of ourselves we don't like to admit we have.

Adolf Hitler is modern societies go to demonized character. Regardless of the atrocities he committed, the extent at which he has been demonized is unnatural, making him the perfect character for a rumour to bring back to life-- Any time anything bad happens in the world, for the next few generations, will be assosciated with Hitler. He has become the incarnation of evil himself, with the way modern societies speak of him.

This is further proven by him killing Maya (who essentially symbolizes optimism) with the Lance of Longinus, said to have stabbed into Jesus himself when he was crucified (also hinting at Maya's '"ressurection", when philemon creates a new alternate world)

>>375914340
>get all Nier: Automata endings
>this game was so good that I'm actually going to hundo it!
>buy all achievements from the achievement jew in resistance camp

>>375938164
its how i relive the past

>>375939148
well at least you didn't get stucked with a shitty serie