Oh shit anons, real life is an RPG now, Persona style and all

>can't reroll

no thanks

I work for the government as a welfare collector. My hobby is fapping to anime tiddies.

>>375906589
If your hobby ain't videogames then fuck are you doing here, casuals.

Wizard/vidya

Job is a librarian in a small town community center in the Midwest. Enjoy painting in down time

Inb4 everyone is a wizard

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Im gonna assume vidya doesnt count as a hobby since everybody has it on this board.

Hobbies: Woodworking and fishing, diving and sailing, virginity

Occupation: Engineering student

>>375906652
Class: Jew
Weapon: Sheckelbags
Skill: Gain 100% more gold from battles, The more gold you have in your inventory the more damage you do

>>375906856
Class: Scholar
Weapon: Arcane magic
Skill: USe ancient tomes to boost your damag output

Firefighter
I pick things up and put them down recreationally. I also play the piano

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>>375906589
Assistant Manager (Not Assistant to the Manager, although I do that too.)

Hobbies include crying in private, drinking on the job and pleading with employees to please do their fucking jobs.

Videogames if that doesn't count. Painting if THAT doesn't count.

Training to become a clinical psychologist. Working on my PsyD currently and I hope to eventually work in the prison system.

As for hobbies I play vidya (no shit), cook, and sleep all the time. I'm a lazy fuck.

My occupation is an Aeronautical Engineering student
Hobbies include flying planes and raising/rehabilitating birds at my local shelter. Also do some gardening at times.

>Job
Studying for computer technician
>Hobby
Videogames, duh. Also voice acting and drawing

Military contractor. Work at aerial ports loading vehicles and equipment onto planes.

I writefag in my spare time.

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EMT/Vidya

loli schoolgirl

>>375907042
Warrior that uses an axe and can buff others in battle.

>>375906870
Summoner that creates allies out of present materials to fight.

>>375907064
A depressed bard that manages to annoy people enough into leaving the fight. And if that doesn't work, you use a broken bottle to stab a fucker.

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English teacher.
Music composition.

>>375907269
CLASS: Speeddemon
WEAPON: Tricked-out forklift.
SKILL: "Mightier Than The Sword": a siren song to speed your descent into battle.

>>375907264
CLASS: Technomancer
WEAPON: Keyboard-deck
SKILL: "Fake It Till You Make It": Charisma wipe to charm the opponents, full area effect.

>>375907258
CLASS: Pilot
WEAPON: A fucking plane, and not a finished one.
SKILL: "Take To The Skies!": 9/11 your sonovabitch bastard vehicle into the enemy team to deal massive area damage.

>>375907154
CLASS: Fortune-Teller
WEAPON: Telekinesis
SKILL: "Fruedian Supper": Reading aloud, inflict status effects on the enemy. Can flip between "Starving", "Terrified", or "Aroused."

>>375907550
>CLASS: Fortune-Teller
>WEAPON: Telekinesis
>SKILL: "Fruedian Supper": Reading aloud, inflict status effects on the enemy. Can flip between "Starving", "Terrified", or "Aroused."

I can dig it. I fucking hate anything related to Freud, but I guess he's the most commonly known guy out there.

>>375907367
Ey, man, spot on.

I'm a substitute teacher. I fill in for any teacher that can't work, from kindergarten to high school seniors.

My hobbies include playing videogames and reading comics.

>>375907616
"Jungian Nap" didn't have the same oomph.

I like musical theater and going on hikes

>>375906589
Job: translator.
Hobby: GMing pen and paper RPGs. Or coding, if that doesn't count.

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>>375906589
I'm a chemist

Vidya, hiking, drawing/painting, smoking weed

>>375908043
Pharmacist, uses the "Throw" and "Mix" commands to devastating effect. Is completely useless as a frontliner and has to be babysat in the back.

KKK, making racist video games.

>>375906589
> Occupation
NEET
> Hobby
Reading books/manga
Watching tv shows/anime
Playing vidya
Stalking people

I work in a box factory, my hobby is to play vidya all the free time I have

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I'm a Canadian lawyer. I am interested in international politics and Japanese cartoons. In my spare time I enjoy playing billiards, golf, and curling in the winter.

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comp sci student
for hobbies: vidya, cook, play/listen to music, rpg stuff, drugs lol

>>375910089
You have great taste in manga and sound like a cool dude.

I'm a uni student and usually spend my time fapping and reading russian novels

>>375906589
Student
Engineer
Comicbooks
Toy collecting
Firearms
Cigars

>>375906589
I'm a professional shill. Hobbies are cars and music.

>>375910708
Hey, thanks anon.

>>375907550
The only good suggestion anon so far

Electronics Engineer at the post office
Hobbies: Vidya, watching anime and pro wrestling, gardening

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>>375911249
>gardening

Police Officer, rugby player

>>375906589
banking internship, in an angency specialized in small to medium size business financing

>>375911557
It's cheaper to grow your own vegetables and fruits. Potatoes go well with meat.

>>375907861
Class: Imposter
Ability: "Identity Theft", Able to copy the main skill of any character for 3 turns. Have to be within 3 tiles to character to copy their skill.


I'll do more if this thread is still up in an hour or two.

College Student, studying "Digital Industries".

Car park trolley collector guy, hobbies are video games and history.

>>375906589
I'm a neet, my hobbies are solving rubik's cubes and wasting time on things I don't enjoy.

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>>375907542
>Class
Scholar

>Weapons
Yard stick
Mortarboard that you can use as a boomerang

>Skills
Lecture - Puts one target to sleep
Free Reading Time - Restores MP to an ally, but they miss turn
Break it Up - Randomly cancels an enemy attack against a party member, small chance of removing the foe from battle
Detention - Use up your turn to cancel an enemy's next turn
Corporal Punishment - Deals high damage to an enemy and bonus damage if they have KO'd any of your party members
Magnum Opus - Final attack, hits all enemies for high damage and low chance of inflicting sleep or confusion

Med student/barista. My hobbies include video games, cooking, reading and listening to music

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>>375906589
Currently not working but I'm in college. And my hobbies include Videogames, doing math problems for fun and anime

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>Ocupation
Cameraman for a TV studio, part time janitor.
>Hobby
Vidya and writing shitty music.

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Supervisor in a large restaurant. Most of the time i tell people what to do and coach them. I dont like it anymore.
I enjoy music, vidya and motorbikes in my freetime.

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>occupation
don't have one but I've applied for like 8 different places and none of them has replied
>hobby
walking my dog and excersing

>>375912426
Class: Student
Weapons: College textbook
Skills:
Concentrate- nearly double next magical attack
Distract- Negate the effects of an enemy's concentrate
Party: Greatly raise attack, lower accuracy/evasion. Can inflict dizzy to self

>>375906589
job is Chemical plater
Hobby is anime and vidya

>Data Entry clerk for Courthouse
>part-time clerk at BevMo!

What does this make me? Some kind of dual-class peasant?

>Studying chemistry
>Reading, listening to metal, Vidya

>>375912918
Shit. Hobbies are masturbation, D&D, comics, card games and vidya.

>>375906589
>rpg
>Persona style
>jrpg

So not an rpg at all then, just a linear, on-rails game where you don't create your character(s)/team that gets incorrectly called an rpg just because it has stats.

Which ironically sounds more like life for most people than a real rpg.

>Apprentice Accountant and part time bartender
>hobbies are more or less just vidya and merch collecting
For real, working in a bar helped me with social anxiety. Good for Courage stats and maybe a bit of Charm, I guess

I'm a programmer. My hobby is lifting weightz and eating oatz.
I also own a switch.

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I'm a law student who works part time as a valet. My hobbies besides vidya are swing dancing, reading, recreational sports and working on my TR-7. Just have some electric work with brake lights to finish and need to replace the passenger mirror and then register. Planning on getting it done once finals are over.

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>>375907965
>Class
Reality Master

>Weapon
Dice that deal highly variable damage based on rolls

>Skills
Caltrops - Scatter D4s on the floor. The next enemy attack against you fails and the assailant takes damage.
Saving Throw - When one of your party members is about to be KO'd, you automatically roll a D20. If you roll 16 or higher, they are revived.
THAC0 - When a party member is attacked, chance to force the enemy to roll a D20, and their attack fails if they roll 15 or lower.
Natural 20 - Attack with your D20, dealing medium physical damage and 10x damage if you roll a 20.
Satchel of Holding - When you use a consumable item, there is a small chance that the item will not be consumed.
Foreman of Fun - Choose one stat (Attack/Defence/Magic/Etc). All enemies and party members suffer a significant penalty to that stat for the rest of the battle.
Implausible Intervention - When two party members are KO'd, small chance to revive them with low HP while providing some ridiculous justification for why they managed to survive.
Demure Interloper - Your dad enters the battle and feigns interest in what is going on.
Act of God - Final attack, a meteor strikes all enemies dealing high damage with a medium chance of instant death.

NEET.
My hobby is vidya.
I'm from a the biggest corrupt shithole in the world.
I want to kill myself

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Electronics Engineer
Lifting, drinking, History and breeding birds

>>375906589
IT engineer (QA)
Studying psychology to finally have a diploma
My hobbies are vidya, alcohol, writing, psychology

Occupation: EMT
Hobbies: vidya, reading, golf

>>375906589
I'm studying to be a nurse to go into the army

>occupation
HVAC apprentice
>hobbies
Vidya, gardening and light /out/ shit, drawing

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>>375914141
>Class
Gunner

>Weapon
Melee: Laptop Bag
Ranged: Highlighters

>Skills
Curve Slayer - Passive. When one of your allies misses an attack, you gain a bonus to your next attack, while pretending not to take joy in their failure.
Standard of Care - Heal an ally for half the amount of health they are missing.
Borrow Outline - Usable when you are at 0 MP. Take MP from target party member and convert it to your own.
That Guy - When a battle ends, small chance that you prolong the battle anyways by asking a question at the end.
Networking - Give the enemy your business card, which says "Student at Law" on it. Small chance that they will phone you for an interview.
Time Management - Skip the next two rounds of combat. After that, you get a significant boost to your stats for the rest of the battle.
Complacency - Unlocks at 3L. 1/3 chance that you will not show up to battles. Odds significantly increased if you already have a job lined up.

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>>375906589
Currently studying criminology.

I drawfag and do papercraft as a hobby.

>>375915070
Oh, also cooking

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>Job
System engineer

>Hobbies
Game deving, loafing, drinking and smoking

>>375912807
>8
I've applied to nearly 100. The job market sucks if you want a decent job

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>>375912807
>Class
Optimist

>Weapons
Melee: Dog leash
Ranged:

>Skills
Walk Dog - Your parents get a morale boost.
Hard Worker - You gain a boost to a random stat, but it's not really clear which one.
Work Experience - Passive, bonus to all XP gained in battle.
Dejection - Passive, high resistance to Rejection-elemental attacks.
Resume Toss - Deals damage to an enemy based on the number of battles you've completed.
Cover Letter - Deals damage to an enemy that you have encountered before by telling them how much you want to work at their company.
Throw Dog - You throw your dog at an enemy and it attacks them, dealing severe damage. You feel bad after.
Resume Storm - Final attack. All enemies take heavy damage and have their inboxes flooded with your resume.

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>>375915538
CLASS: Vice Engineer
WEAPON: Unfinished swords
SKILL: "Self-Destructive Spiral": Sacrifice part of your health to inflict rapid-draining poison to several enemies! Bosses not immune.

>>375915226
CLASS: Archivist
WEAPON: Weaponized, unweildy pens of law
SKILL: "The Notary": Inflict a death-countdown on a single target. Bosses not immune, but can be transferred from target to target, so don't fuck around.

>>375915070
CLASS: Thermal Hunter
WEAPON: Backpack-mounted heat and cold cannons.
SKILL: "Zen on Recycle": Place a tornado of hot and cold anywhere in the environment, that damages all entities within.

>>375914725
CLASS: Armchair Therapist
WEAPON: Portable Laptop-Based Catalyst
SKILL: "Peer-Reviewed Burn-all": Douse an area in alcohol and set it alight to keep everyone in it on their toes.

>>375915661
Man I hear you. Unless you're a specialist, the market is all nepotism. There's not enough menial jobs to go around.

Even if you're a specialist, it's still nepotism to actually get into the workforce. Just that when you're in a job you occasionally get headhunted.

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>>375914548
>Class
Aviomancer

>Weapons
Melee: Birdcage
Ranged: Slingshot that fires birdseed

>Skills
Clean Cage - Your Bird-elemental attacks deal bonus damage for three turns.
Polly Want A Cracker? - Restores medium HP to a single ally.
Fingertip Nibble - Your next Bird attack also deals Cute-elemental damage.
Tarred and Feathered - High damage to a single target as well as inflicting Slow.
Hitchcock's Bane - A bird pecks out the eyes of a single target. Severe damage with a high chance of inflicting Blind and Bleed.
How the Caged Bird Sings - Final attack. A flock of birds deals heavy damage to all enemies based on how much damage has been inflicted on you this battle. High chance of Blind.

>>375916240
Haha, nice man. Thanks.

Casino dealer/vidya

>>375916240
>WEAPON: Unfinished swords
>Unfinished
Now that's fucking accurate. Cheers mate!

Computer programmer and historian.

Hobbies include vidya.

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I work as a high school English teacher, but I'm actually pretty bad at it and my authority is constantly undermined

>>375906589
Hobby: programming, making chiptune
Occupation: neet[\spoiler] (studying german)

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>>375916824
>Class
Card Shark

>Weapons
Melee: Clubs (get it?)
Ranged: Explosive chips.

>Skills
Banned for Life - Passive. If an enemy deals two critical hits during a battle, they are removed from battle.
Know When To Fold 'Em - Passive. The first time you would die in combat, you are revived with a random amount of HP instead.
Hit - Deals medium damage to an enemy with a small chance to instantly KO them.
One Armed Bandit - Puts an enemy into stasis until they run out of money. Low chance of them recovering some money every turn.
River - High amount of water-based damage to all enemies with a high chance of inflicting Rage.
Royal Flush - Final attack. Knights-of-the-Round style multi-hit attack featuring the royal family from every suit. High damage to all foes with a high Critical hit chance.

>>375917535
Thanks for making me sound pretty cool

>>375912003
Forgot to thank you anon, I dig it

>>375906589
>NEET
>no weapons
>no skills

Occupation: Veterinary Nurse, aspiring Biology teacher

Hobbies: Hiking, punk rock, reading, and vidya

>>375918889
Healslut
Studying tax law and will start learning programming aftee that

I throw knives and shoot crossbow, also read sometimes.

>>375906589

I think I'm gonna have to kill myself.

>>375919421
Kamikaze units have their use.

>>375919421
don't do that anon

>>375915089
Damn, I don't think I'd use me but it was a nice read. Thanks senpai.

>>375920939
you're welcome, good luck on your finals

>>375919250
Weapons: Throwing Knives

Lots of debuff skills, like restricting certain moves or slowing/stopping your opponents. Overall a support class, with average damage output and next to no defense

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Currently studying Electronics.

Hobbies include vidya (obviously) ,creation of small robots and their programming ,watching anime ,reading and colecting comics and swimming.

>>375918889

Class: Professor

>You're a Support class. Lots of buffs and healing skills. You aren't designed to do a whole lot of direct damage, so you should focus on making your party beefier. You have a few animal companion summons, but use them carefully because you're basically going to get squished in one hit if they go down.

Weapons: Gloves

>Proper Lab Attire: Blue latex gloves. Low damage output, but unlocks a number of defensive spells.

>Scholar's Gloves: Stylish gloves with arcane symbols. High magical damage and unlocks a few morale-boosting spells.

>Skinhead Grips: Studded black gloves. Stupidly high raw damage, but inflicts the [Mosh] status and you won't be able to do anything but attack random targets.