Why would Nintendo pander to degenerates (a.k.a /v/) ?

Hey man sorry to inform you that you're late with this meme. Everyone has moved onto Persona 5 waifu wars.

Better luck with your next thread.

>>375906561
dressing like a girl is fun and comfy anon, try it some time.

>>375906793
fags are abominations

>>375906561
Link looks like he enjoys crossdressing way too much

>>375906561
because non-degenerate adults dont give a shit about Nintendo

Is this one of those threads?

>>375906640
He really isn't though, this shit is still getting tons of replies.

Thanks for trying though.

I need a boyfriend... I'll dress cutely, cook for him, do my best to please him how've I can, I'll always be there for him, all I want in return is love and affection...

>>375907091
Please don't pull at my heart like this. I can't take it.

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>>375907091
What's stopping you?

>>375907091
Are you the one that begs in every thread?

>>375907091
Bussy?

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Friendly reminder.

>>375907193
I'm sorry...
>>375907196
I don't know how to meet boys...

>>375907271
Go to a gay bar or something.

>>375907271
Are you cute? I'll love you! Just don't lead me on please...

>>375907469
I don't want those kinds of guys...
>>375907470
I'm told I'm pretty cute, you'd need to decide that for yourself though...

>>375907547
What gay guys? what kind of guys are you looking for then.

>>375906849
Don't be so hard on yourself

Delete yourselves.

>>375907594
No, I mean the kind that go to bars or clubs. I want a guy that wouldn't have any interest in those kinds of things.

>>375907547
You seem so soft and sweet, Im sure you're plenty cute, I'd be more than happy to hold hands with you.

>>375907716
So you just want someone that you can just walk over to while he's playing Destiny or something and get comfortable next to him for cuddling and head pats

>>375907769
I like holding hands a lot. It makes me happy you think that of me.
>>375907791
Yes! The game doesn't matter too much, we don't have to have the exact same taste but I'm sure I wouldn't have anything in common with most people at gay bars.

>>375907880
That's cute, you're cute.

>>375907880
What games do you like to play? If we can't hold hands we can always snuggle and play.

>>375907880
Can ya suck dick good?

>>375906561
traps are a normie fetish now

>>375907880
I want to make you my wife.

>>375907968
Thank you, I'm sure you're a great person!
>>375908014
Honestly I haven't been playing much lately. I'm fine with just about anything except MOBAs, sports games and RTSes! I'd be happy to watch of course too.
>>375908070
I'm going to ignore these kinds of posts...
>>375908129
We'd have to fall deeply in love first!

>>375908164
Aye but can ya suck dick good?

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>>375908164
Are you happy that these anons are stroking your ego?

>>375908164
Keep staying a sweet cutie and someone great will find their way to you.

>>375908330
I'd be happier if I could get to know them more personally.
>>375908350
I'm not the sort to go out and be incredibly social, I also don't really broadcast that I'm into guys, so I have my doubts...

>>375908452
Even if you're not too social someone will gravitate towards you since you're so charming!

>>375908452
Slut

if they wanted to appeal to me there would've been a bitchy korok mascot partner

>>375908565
I've still got my doubts, but I certainly hope so.
>>375908571
I didn't mean like that. I want to spend my life with someone and the first step is to get to know them more personally.

>>375908452
post boipucci

>>375908452
You already got a bunch of thirsty anons lusting after you.
If you are as cute in reality as you are here, then you'll surely find someone.

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>>375908641
Do your best.

>>375908723
I keep to myself more in real life, it's a bit easier to be more open here, as in site you're aware.
>>375908861
I'll try it!

>>375909081
You're a boyfriend eater, don't lie.

>>375909456
I don't know what that means, but I assume from the sound, someone that makes guys cheat on their bf/gf? I'd never do that, I consider people in relationships off limits. I've been cheated on before and I'd never do that to anyone.

>>375909542
I 'member you talking about being "empty" and offering to send lewd pics if someone gave you their email....

>>375909707
I don't recall saying anything like that, you might have a different person?

>>375909707
He has been sending and posting the same set of pictures for 2 years.

>>375909856
Really? you wouldn't happen to have uuh proof of this, like an imgur file?

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>>375906561
>link's fucking hips

>>375910065
I don't have it here. Search fireden for botw gay threads and you'll find him, he's in like 80% of them.

>>375906561
In Japan this is probably considered embarrassing and played as a joke, I'm sure NoA had a fun job of localising it

>>375911089
It isn't joke anymore. you see those gays?

>>375907259
The Matrix was directed by two trans women.

>>375911559
That's not what it says in the movie credits.

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>>375906561
Because Nintendo knows Link is hot

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So how many years are you fags gonna be obsessed with this one particular costume in this one particular video game?

>>375906561
Isn't japan super into traps, honestly i think if given the option they would take a trap over a real women considering Japan's super autism

>>375911559
revisionist history.

>>375911947
Where have you been? Fags have been obsessed with Link for a decade now.

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>>375912329
Yeah, but this time nintendo is enabling them.

>>375912256
>>375911691
Is that the canon MRA defence?

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>>375912441
Can't change history mate. No matter how progressive you are.

>>375912567
The Matrix was directed by two closeted trans women.

>>375907259
>Ganondrof
>Sneaky
Sense when

>>375912641
really make you think

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Green clothes are also cute

>>375913607
Everybody keeps telling me I need to stop wearing so much green

>>375907196
>What's stopping you?
from getting abs like that? cheeseburgers, pizza, and beer

>>375914180
Hugh Jackman ate four meals a day MINIMUM to get in shape for Logan, I think you can handle some burgers, anon.

>>375913991
Like you mean irl?

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Link has a nice butt

>>375914878
Yeah. I finally got rid of that green jacket everyone was telling me I had been wearing for too long and replaced it with a different green jacket.

>>375914997
>no option to marry bolson even though he decides he wants a spouse

why

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>>375906561
Im just glad they do

>>375907091

>nintendo fanbase

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Would you hold his hands?

>>375906561
Reminder that Thor had to cross dress in Norse mythology

Nintendo recognized that roughly half of all male gamers were gay by cross referencing tags of their characters with futanari tags.

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Let's stop talking about this degenerate shit and focus on the bimbo that's peach

>>375907091
HYRULE
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>>375917168
Fucking Thrymskvalda, we all know that ended with a genocide or atleast regecide

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>>375917082
Of course!

>>375918342
that's gay

>>375918973
no, that's a banana. A metaphor for my dick. Nothing gay about it.

>>375919167
post link feet

>>375907091
Where u at gurl

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>>375919059
very gay

>>375906934
not really

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>>375919238

>>375917717
Fuck peach she sucks
Lets focus on how cute plague of gripes is

>>375907091
Post your age and location, faggot.
I can't be your boyfriend, but I can be your manfriend.

>>375922092
What does manfriend entail?

>>375922258

Post your age and location, and we'll talk.

I am not here to be jerked around by a disingenuous attention whore.

>>375922558
It was just a question Anon.

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>>375906561
Making fun of gay people and always depicting them as ugly freaks and calling them odd (Aonuma interview: "He is not gay, he is just odd.")?

Play your disgusting Sony lesbian/tranny/nigger propaganda shit and stop talking about Nintendo. Goes for all the retards spamming gay Link fanart in this thread, too.

>>375912697
Sneaky enough to deceive everyone in Hyrule, except Impa.

>>375922751
The best is answer I can give is that I will place your well being above your heat-of-the-moment feelings, and I will fuck you in ways you didn't know you wanted.

Man love is different than boy love. A man will be with you until death and actually give a shit, despite sometimes not seeming like it.
A boy cheats and lies.

>>375924045
I didn't say anything about wanting to be fucked, I think...

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Why is this Link so feminine?