*stabs your back*

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*stunlocks you ad infinitum*

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*kicks you down a cliff*

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*kills ur firekeeper*

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*eats ur pygmy*

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*kicks you in the face*

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*helps you*

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*links ur fire*

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*parries you*

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*lowers your max hp*

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*ganks you*

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*uses sif's moveset*

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*blocks your path to useless items*

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*lets you to play with her tail*

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*spins*

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*summons you*

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>>375905837

*spins more*

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*eats best girl*
*spams homing soulmass*

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>>375905891
*rolls off a bridge*

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>>375905837
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPS*

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*dies*

>>375905994
I hate this so fucking much. Worst meme to come out of 4chan in years.

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*wishes he was grossly incandescent*

>>375906006
>not *braces his death*

>>375906165
thats not solaire fuck off nerd theres absolutely 0 evidence for it to be him

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*asks feet massage*

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*uses katana running attack*

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*shield bashes you*

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>>375906218
*becomes a dragon*
*lets gwyn's firsborn ride him*

>>375906308

>man hands

worst waifu

>>375906523
They're burned, idiot.

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*does nothing wrong*

>>375906408
Hot

>>375906549
>>375906523
Why use her hands when she can use her feet

>>375906745
end yourself

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>>375906795
>playing souls games
>games made by a footfag, for footfags
>not being a footfag

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*falls to his death*

>DS1 PVP
Only fought one person in PvP since picking it up again and he backstabbed me midroll from infront of me.

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*kills your firekeeper*

>>375907516
T H I C C

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*kindles himself*

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*pounces you*

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*laughs at you*

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*jihads you*

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*responds to your gestures*

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>>375908512
*responds back*

>>375908512
the fire keeper in dark souls 3 also responds to you gestures
which makes no sense since she is blind
I wish I had a ps4

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*air juggles you*

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I liked the one on one combat in Ocarina of Time, would I like Souls games?

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*washes up on your beach*

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*reads your inputs*

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*gets stabbed in the chest*

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*kills all npcs*

>>375906165
I will believe this forever.

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>>375902585
heh... try again... kid...

>>375908904
Yeah.

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*deals, wheels*

>>375907986
*fucking quits*
Oh no, I lost like 40hp...

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*doesn't drop his armor*

>>375909521
Was he retarded or he was just struggling to speak your language

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*ganks you*

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*YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWs*

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*also ganks you*

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*ganks you as well*

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*gives you your precious demon soul*

>>375909708
>>375909662
>>375909608
DARK SOULS 2 IS THE BEST IN THE SERIES AND TOTALLY DOES NOT CONSIST OF KNIGHTS IN ARMOR GANKING YOU!

>>375909606
I think he was fucking drunk.

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*gives you free souls*

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>>375909608
>>375909662
>>375909708
>>375909751
*enrages autistic children*

>>375909751
DS3 has more ganks and the only bosses that are good are Knights in armor.

>>375909765
You couldn't even have drinks with him
Ds2 truly is shit

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>>375909805
*one shots you*

>>375909805
>dude, you can't complain about its shit design because its the underdog!

>>375909971
I fucking despise ds2 but god I miss this spell and it's lower counterparts

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>>375909751
*ganks the fuck out of you*

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>not realizing ds2 was meant to be played (in some areas) in co-op
Wew lads, you're not one of those casuals that play offline are you?

>>375909914
Couldn't agree more anon.

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>>375910247
*also fucking ganks you*

>>375906098
What did you mean by this? This meme is kino.
Clearly you're not /ourguy/, and I won't say anything nice about you.
They're all shit

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>>375910379
*ganks you and spooks you*

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>>375910449
*ganks you*

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>>375910512
*misses smough*

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>>375910592
*ganks you*

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>>375910646
*ganks you*

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*adds fashion content*

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*Blocks your bonfire

I'm considering a Caestus build in DS1 to try and get back into the game. Any tips for that?
Also, is DS2 worth buying? I know all the stuff said about it here, but is the Scholar of the First Sin edition worth at least 15-20$ bucks?

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*brutally mauls you to a pool of blood*

>>375910757
>fashion
I think the black murakumo and blue longsword are better examples

>>375910791
Can't help you about the ds1 build but yes, SoftS is most definitely worth it at that price especially if you didn't play vanilla. Ignore the /v/ idiots, all souls games are good and worth at least one play through

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>>375910702
*ganks you*
there are 11 gank bosses in ds2 (inluding the dlc)

as for ds3 + dlc:
deacons of the deep
crystal sage (phase 2)
abbys watchers (one of them helps you)
champion's gravetender (if you don't kill him fast enough)
demon prince (phase 1)

>>375910912
And all of them were shit
Ds3's ganks kick ass(yes even the deacons are better than ds2's bosses)

>>375910912
>forgetting enemy stand
>forgetting muh flail
>counting the spider adds in Duke's Dear Freja but not the hollow adds in Cursed Crotchrot or snakes in Ancient Wyvern which is literally a gauntlet of ganks

hmmm.... did you even play DS3, shitposter-kun?
Me thinks thou hath not.

>>375910791
40/40 +15 with optional 30 faith for buffs or whatever

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*Hunts Dragons*

>>375910791
I really liked SotfS despite all of the ganks and general bs. If you have a console just rent it and see how you like it.

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>>375911157
I forgot about those
so ds2:
11
ds3:
deacons (1)
crystal (.5)
abbys (.5)
champion (1)
demon (.5)
stando (.5)
daddy (.3)
tree (.5)
dragon (1 or 0 if you do it the right way)
11 > 5.8 or 4.8

>>375910912
>>375911128
>>375911157

How do I kill the abyss watcher in DAS3? Ithought hte gank bosses in das 2 were manageable (excluding the 3 tin men).

I'm a pyro tho with a magic sword. I can't seem to read the combo's of the end phase very well. Died 3 times already.

>>375911528
Fuck you, satania doesn't have autism, she's just young.

>>375911749
there is a summon sign for Londor Pale Shade near the bonfire right before the boss, have him aggro the boss while you throw fireorbs at the main guy, let the other two fight it out

>>375912075
Yeah summons is kinda gay but I guess that will have to be it. the 30 frames and the tough to read combos + aoe make this boss a bit unfun for me.

>>375905538
Thanks bro

>>375911749
Parry/backstab/hit once and run away like every other boss in this game. If all else fails just bait his roll and parry it, when the others spawn let them kill each other.

>>375911749
Man up bitch boi

>>375911528
Stop posting this retarded vampire everywhere

>>375914118
you can PARRY his roll? That makes no intuitive sense, but thanks for the tip!

>>375914441
The attack he does as he's rolling, the overhead thing. The window on it is huge so it's probably the easiest one to do.

>>375914529
ok time to equipa buckler

>>375911749
>3 times
Why are you frustrated already? Just throw yourself at it a few more times. You'll get the hang of it.

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*patiently understands*

>>375906165
>>375909392
Why?

>>375905593
>helping friend speed through catacombs
>"outta my way skeleton fucking shits"
>first skeleton I attack is headless
>parries me

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this thread

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>>375914317
make me

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>>375908904
No more hugs, shroom.

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>>375917652

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*salts your fries*

>>375911749
You can backstab them

>>375916116
it's just that all the movesets and colourshit make it hard to read the boss and I dont feel like I'm learning the pattern.

I've played all souls games (havent really started on BB yet) and whenever I die I usually felt like I learned something, this boss just keeps on hammering on with that unfair AOE shit, but ill get to the summoning part and just shoot his ass with some backstabs.

the red eyed version is the aggro,version right? So I have to beat the 3rd, then I can shoot the real one when its infighting?

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>>375918490
Red eyed one actually helps you and fights the others.
You only have to focus on the one with the boss health bar

>>375916654

something something Solaire canonically dies in Lost Izalith with a glo-worm attached to his head, and the Sand Worm resides in literally the ruins of Izalith and drops a lightning miracle

It's definitely a stretch

>>375919185
If you look at Yellow Bug Pellet it seems a lot like it has absolutely fucking nothing to do with him

"The grave wardens of Carthus used these to repel a great sand worm. The worm tumbled to the catacombs and proceeded to dominate its new home in the Smoldering Lake"

>>375905670
Did you even fight Sif nigga? What part of Vordt reminds you of the pupper fight

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>>375917253
>perfection
you weebs sure have shit taste, posting your autistic vampire literally everywhere

>>375916364
*is one of the best npcs in the entire saga*

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>>375922142

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*invites you to a feast*

>>375922653
I like how she looks myself but I wish moe didn't make characters look all the same, it's really bad

>>375910394
Nah dude, I'm with him.
This one is especially shit. It's the most unfunny cancer in a long time.

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>>375923580
Nobody thinks these garbage memes are actually funny. People just constantly repost them ironically like a running joke, either to annoy other anons or to perpetuate the cycle. Nobody brapposts because they think it's a genuinely funny joke, they just post it because they see an opportunity to do so. Same with literally any meme. They're inside jokes that no one's laughing at.

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*stabs your back*
*smug french noises*

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>>375922653
>i love how they can draw the gun but can't draw her face for shit

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>>375924434

>>375924613
>how do I greentext?

>>375924772
>Dude you just put a memearrow at the front then you can type whatever if you are saying something you think is funny, I wish facebook let you do it.

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>>375924772
I basically do it automatically at this point and didin't even realize
fuck