Frogs

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Frogger

>>375892771
Me on the right

>>375892958
>didn't find the apple pool the first 2 times I played
What the fuck was I doing?

>>375892771
Ni no Kuni for some time

So this is the off topic shitposting thread?

Chrono Trigger.

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>>375892771
>>375892853
Are frogs normally this dumb?

>>375894071
frogs are some of the stupidest animals on the planet

cute as all fuck tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpK8N9WFqs4

Do other amphibians count?

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>>375892771
hippity hoppity
get of my property

>>375892771
Play Ribbit King my dude.

>>375893745
KEK, GETS ME EVERYTIME

>>375893678
Is that the things dick and if so why would he be slyly rubbing it?

Chrono Trigger

>TFW useless party member is still likeable and memorable

>>375898752
>the thing

>>375892771
>3 full seconds before they notice the worm that fell from the sky

Why is that so funny

>>375899021
The whole video is hilarious
>frog stares at other frog after he eats the worm

>>375899118
I imagine the frog on the right: "Really? You just going to try to eat me? Wait, what the fuck is that?! You really just ate that without sharing bitch?!" Fuck off I'm tired and easily amused.

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>>375892771
Chrono Trigger my frog nigger

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I think there's a frog in Bloody Roar

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Battletoads

>>375893986
That nigga looks fucking comfy

>>375899350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJS0WQPRlLU

The whole thing is great

>>375892771
It's impressive how fast that tongue is

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>>375900534

>>375892958
Best game of 2012

I remember the threads

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>>375900778
Kwekity kwek
That's what she said

>>375893029
me on the left, fite me

>>375900605
That changes things then, fuck the fat fucker on the right. Wonder how expensive it would be to keep two as pets?

>>375900109
it looks so offended

>>375892771
Pretty sure those are toads though. t. Australian

>>375892771
"EYO"

"What dude?"

"Look at this!"

"Holy shit Debby that was amazing!"

Post more freggs

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>>375900534
>>375905596

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Hey all you faggots.
My Name is Poochy.
You lowlifes best stay the fuck out my pond.

Amazing Frog is a good physics game.

>>375892771
Why are frogs so cute?

>>375905981
keeping this bubble faggots is too hard

>>375892771
>did you seriously just eat my muthafuckin mealworm?

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>>375905773

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>>375900109
Me on the right

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>>375906536
I ain't gonna say it again

>>375900605
>They just get pissed at each other when one eats something in front of them and strike each other with their tongues to get the other to fuck off and let them eat

Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge

>>375905773
>>375906536
>>375906618
Fuck off with this tumblr tier faggotry

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>>375906618
>>375906618
comin for that toothbrush neckbeard

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>>375906618
nice spooks nerd

>>375906713
>being this fucking new

>>375892771
These are clearly toads, dipshit,

>>375906103
Not really, you just need cold water and no substrate/deco

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>>375906758
>>375906768

Kero Blaster.

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>>375906954
>adhering to or supporting the existence of social institutions like the NAP

>>375900109
MODS

>>375907086
Every political philosophy requires imaginary institutions that society collectively agrees on.
>but communism is
Communism relies on a collective understanding of what society believes is 'needed' despite needs such as clothing having little concrete need biologically.

When you realize that society is founded on principles that are not physically in the world, then you can come to create a system which, after collective agreement to some basic principles (such as the existence of capital), can then exist with those principles being assigned to objects which you create (such as paper money and coins).

>>375900605
the way the tiny one crawls back under the awning and seeths at the big one is hilarious.

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>>375907329
>implying I'm communist
>believing in political philosophy
>wanting fucking society
get your unga bunga out of my cave before I kill you with a club

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>>375892771
>No games with cute salamanders
I need it so much.

>>375908387
slithery slidery definitely not a lizard spyedy

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>>375908387
Did the invisible hand of the free market guide hippity hoppity into an evolved state?

bloodborne

>>375908557
ancap is an impossibility. The nature of capitalism precludes individual sovereignty

>>375892771
>>375892853
>>375893986
>>375893920
post more animal webms dude

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>>375908557
POL NIGGERS AWAY
A
W
A
Y

reeeee motherfuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw

>>375892771
For the Frogs the Bell Tolls

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>>375909040

/v/ - pol amphibians

>>375908875
if I post enough smug mspaint comics and refuse to read anything written by people who can define "epistemology" it'll surely undo the inherent contradictions of capitalism

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>>375909220
so cute

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>>375909246
Here's your future.

>>375909159
holy shit I need to get a frog bro

>>375909220
What kind of tube beast is that?

>>375909220
This is the same animal that symbolizes pure evil in the Bible
FUCKING HOW

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>>375900605
?!

>>375909504
we got fucked up by reptiles far more often than amphibians in our evolutionary history

>>375909159
I wonder if they can get this fat in the wilderness?

>>375892771
>try to catch worm midair
>lick your friend instead
>what the fuck man
>I swear there was something there
>holy shit there it is
>you're right there it is
>mine
sums up my reflexes pretty well

>>375909159
this is supposed to be a nice thread i dont wanna watch a frog eat mice

>>375909356
>he thinks anyone against the retardation of ancap is an antifa leftist cuck
capitalism and bolshevism are two sides of the same jewish coin

>>375909356
tfw you're not a weeny commie who still gets bullied like a high schooler despite being a grown """""adult"""""

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>>375909220
Hey, that's my webm. Who the fuck turned it into gif. And for what purpose?

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>>375909401
Are mammals better?

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>>375909356
Bloody good one, mate!

*scrambles through archives of knowledge and photos*

Now let's show that commie what real freedom-loving patriots look like! Murr!

Which frof is it that eats bords?

>>375909684
what are you trying to convey with this post

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>>375892771
best frog game

>>375909557
Yeah but those were the dinosaurs who were dicks and didn't let us evolve when they were around
Sneks are innocent

>>375898752
It's a sheathe

I dunno

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>>375892771
>tfw flung a frog into the air with a hockey stick as a kid

I feel remorse whenever I see a frog. i'm sorry croaker

>>375909760
nah mane we for sure got hunted by sneks.

>>375909797
>tfw killed a frog with a screwdriver as a kid
i was fucked up.

Frog fact: frogs and toads can live up to 12 years

>>375894071
They make an attempt to eat anything that moves

I've seen frogs eat smaller frogs

>>375909797
>>375909846
I beat a frog until it was nothing but a pile of mush when I was very young. Maybe it's some kind of primal instinct.

Frog fact: Frog and Toad are Friends

I fed a frog to a snake one time. It was worth it.

>>375908387
Runescape

Frog fact: toads are the niggers of the frog world.

Ftugs and toads are the most discussing beings on earth I wish someone would just come and get rid of all these fucks

>>375909797
I once found a large frog (it was probably very old) and toyed with it for a bit. I abused the poor thing so badly it died. I didn't even feel anything, to me it was just a plaything. Now I realize how fucked up we are as kids.

>>375909908
No it's really not, you people are just fucked up. I used to catch frogs to play with them.
Mostly because I lived in a poor neighborhood with nothing of interest but a pond
one time I dared a friend to touch a snapping turtle
he doesn't have an index finger any more and we're no longer friends

>>375910032
wow and you call us fucked up

>you will nevet hop around
>you will never eat bugs
>you will never change colors
>you will never ribbit

Life is suffering

>>375909797
everyone has that ooga booga moment as a kid when you just smash something living for no real reason

>>375909797
>tfw Australian Queenslander
>tfw regularly beat cane toads to death with whatever garden tool happens to be at hand; and sometimes work on my golf swing for a giggle
>used to play cricket with live toads as a kid
completely unrepentant.

>>375909504

snakes are like spiders in that a few venomous ones fuck over all the rest.

>>375909908

Kids of a certain age, like, pre 5-6 or so, can be downright sociopathic with their lack of compassion or empathy for little creatures. Normally good parenting and age fixes it or parenting steps in to stop it before they do something to the pet.

Last experience I had with a frog was helping my folks with their yard renovations with my brother. Saw a frog, picked it up, it was chill for me. Hand it to him, it pisses on him and jumps off to run away.

>>375910114
Cane toads are a blight and aren't on the same level as frogs

>>375892771
post the big huge frog that eats everything in sight.

that frog not even snakes would dare fight.

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>>375910000

>>375900605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjlZf1sx0s

>>375910196
i imagine being a frog/toad is like playing a game at 1 frame per second

>>375910318
that crossfit bod

>>375910196
I'm surprised he didn't stay there to eat himself to death.

>>375910196
I thought he was going to just jump in there and roll around like the fat frog nigger he is

>>375910196
i completely forgot about how they push down food with their eyes

>>375910318
>GODDAMN NIGGER I'M NOT A MUPPET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>375909992
1. Learn how to spell you fucking neanderthal.

2. Fuck you, frogs are awesome. Niggas can make their eyes roll into their mouths and use them to push food down their throats if it's too big to swallow. I'd like to see you try to push something too big to swallow down with your own eyes.

What's that? You can't? That's because you're a chump.

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Lewd!

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>>375910490
>tfw frog has a proportionally bigger package than you

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>>375909834
But sneks were small and defenseless back in those days-
Oh right this thing exsted

Chronotrigger?

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>>375910490
:--DDD

>>375910591
You know most animals smaller than you have way bigger dongs proportionally compared to humans, especially insects

I live close to a frog sanctuary so whenever it rains here there's frogs everywhere.

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the four chins

>>375910591
Don't feel bad anon
All animals have mastodontic dicks, no exception

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>identifying with non-mammals

>>375909797
>>375909846
>>375909908

F.

>tfw friend told me he had a bunch of mice once and "accidentally" killed them all in various ways.

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>>375910490

>>375910607
we were much smaller, we were like rodent monkeys for a long time

>>375909908

>beating a frog into a pile of mush

Jesus christ, why is this funny. Also I hope you killed it in the first hit otherwise how horrifying.

>>375910657
>muffled reeeeeeeee in the background

>>375892771
>do u even lift

>>375910490
Grogs can get bonners?

>>375910739
I don't even know if it was alive before I beat it to death. The memory isn't that vivid but I remember it not moving much.

>>375910591
Don't look up barnacles

>>375910738
Yeah I know
I'm just saying that back in the day even snakes were hardcore as shit
Mammals in general sucked ass in that period

>>375910490
Don't let him get to the chemicals in the water

>>375909620

>muh jews did this

>>375911108
It's just shorthand for the global cabal of wealthy elites who want to turn the entire population in to one homogenized group of complacent consumers with maximally efficient GDP so as better to siphon their personal agency.
How many people of the younger generations can even hope to actually own property ever in their lives?

>>375910490
Is there frog beastiality?

>>375910490
Alex jones was right all along

>>375911256
Ask yourself if you really want to know

>>375910657
They're just called ponds

>>375910318
> when your hand is so deformed it distracts from the big yellow frog you are holding

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What is the best frog in existence and why is it the Big Nose Frog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcsXT3sOZU

this; https://youtu.be/K9zmiF810rw

>>375911705
Tsuyu is cute! CUTE!

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>>375911882

Post frogs getting BTFO

>>375912074
do NOT do this

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>>375911924

>>375909159
Based Big Frog

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>>375912127

>>375911924
I remember that chinese comic. It was pretty lewd.

>>375912221
yee

>>375912074
>Post frogs getting BTFO

inb4 that one Holy Mountain scene

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I just realized I've never learned of a single amphibian other than a frog.

I know crabs can go on water and on land, but does that make them amphibians too?

>>375900605
from 34:12
https://youtu.be/jwTUcDzbMsg?t=34m12s

>>375912275
That movie is weird my man

>>375912438
theres a few gundams that are amphibious

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Hey guys, make sure my snake doesn't escape its room

>>375912438
> are crabs amphibians?

Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would slaughtered you.

But salamanders and toads are also amphibians

>>375912476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

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>>375909159
>tfw vore fetish

>>375912602

Instead of riding on your high horse feeling all superior you could actually answer his question properly without being a dick and maybe teach people something

>>375910664
That's not true, some animals have proportionally tiny penises, in fact we are the best endowed as far as primates go. A gorilla's penis is only like 2 inches long.

>>375912784
What do you fap to? The idea of eating someone or someone eating you?

>>375912815
>tfw smaller dick than a gorilla

>>375912809
It's not much of a high horse to know that crabs aren't amphibians.

>>375912872
the latter

Former creationist here so does evolution dictate dinosaurs become these things or what

>>375912926
Well unless you are larger than a gorilla, it still might be proportionally bigger.

>>375912809
I answered his question, a question which he could easily google and get the answer within 3 seconds. But no, this guy is too lazy to do that.
So instead of giving me a (You), why don't you go tell the guy not to be so lazy. That would solve the real problem

>>375913016
I'm 5'5 so I'm pretty tall

What animal has the most aesthetic penis

>>375909797
>>375909846
>>375909908
You guys sound like fucking cats.
>>375910000
Checked.

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>>375913048
>I'm 5'5 so I'm pretty tall

>>375913127
hawkward..

I'm having a hard time coming up with a creature I find more disgusting than frogs.

>>375912926
How??

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>>375913127
The pain in his eyes.

>>375912990
Nah, there were probably giant frogs and other amphibians during dinosaur times.

I hate frogs please post frogs getting rekt

>>375913234
Frogs are not for hurting

>>375913269
So then frogs are for ____________ ?

>>375906768
Philosophy is a spook.

>>375913127
is this what I think it is?

>>375909553
They were obviously Toads. People are too retarded to tell the difference. I only came into this thread to see replies of
>frog
but didn't get it.

>>375908557
I would've jumped off the helicopter too desu.

>>375913307
Kissing!

I don't think I've ever seen a frog in real life. Maybe at a zoo, but I can't remember.

>>375913492
Antarctica get out

>>375912948
this post killed me jfc

>>375913469
delet this or i will do it for you

>>375913307
observing. They're stupid but they're interesting to watch.
Very minor bullying is acceptable too, but don't hurt them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTCNIRl7hgM

>>375913527
I want to bully it so much.

>>375913234
Macron pls go

>>375913469
Would you kiss a froggy girlfriend?

Why is /v/ obsessed by frogs

>>375909674

I think this is the first time in my life I saw a snake drinking water and I'm almost 30

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>>375913656

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>>375913307
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>375913634
top kek

>>375913656
cult of kek

I'm glad everyone thinks frogs are cool, they're my favorite animals, here is frog facts for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQZBQJf034

>>375900109
What a cute frog.

>>375909356
>An idiot being punished for his idiocy is a bad thing

Notice how he still all has his limbs attached?

>>375913639
That one science channel on YouTube told me frogs have weird saliva. Its runny when forcefully compressed, and sticky when not. That's why frogs slam their tongues on things to capture them. It makes their saliva runny and is gets into all the crevasses of their prey.

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Any RPG with frog/toad race PC possibility?

>>375913816
edgy

>>375913346

A falcon crying over its dead young.

I'm going to post my top three favourite methods of torturing frogs and literally no one can stop me.

>3 force them to smoke

They're stupid as fuck. Put a cigarette in their mouth and they'll inhale until their lungs burst.

>2 use them as tennis ball

My family has an old tennis court that is slowly being reclaimed by nature. Nonetheless it still looks okay when you trim the grass and pull the foilage from the edges. My friend and I would spend a couple of hours collecting a bucket full of frogs, and then play tennis with them. Most would die after the first serve but sometimes we managed to do a rally before they died

>1 Vikings funeral

What's really fun is spending a couple of hours fletching arrows from wood. Then collect frogs, and nail them to a wooden plank. Then, you let them down a subtle stream and dip your arrow tip in a fire and shoot at the frog with a DIY bow.

>>375913839
There's Chrono Trigger always The. Last Remnant has a guy like that too. They're both also bros.

>>375914026
The edge

>>375914078
They're vermin and they disproportionally eat fauna on our land so what are you gonna do.

>>375914026
the viking funeral thing sounds fucking hilarious.

>>375913974
There is nothing "edgy" about how society works. Its social norms and conventions punish excess stupidity by default. You act like an idiot you get treated like one. I doubt you even know what I'm talking about here though, since you cannot even use words correctly to express what you're thinking.

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>>375914026
>>375914186
seek help.

>>375909898
i've seen frogs trying to eat bigger frogs, they are dumb shits

>>375914026
>rich kid is an edgy sadist

Could you be more of a walking cliche?

>>375914286
it's edgy for you to think neo nazis not cutting someones limbs off is merciful. edge lord teenager.

>>375913127
You can pinpoint the exact moment its heart shatters to pieces.

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>>375914412
>implying it wasn't just a bunch of normal people wanting to bully someone acting like a retard

>>375914286

Attacking someone bodily and duct taping them to something does not fall within the range of acceptable responses to a difference in opinion, no matter how idiotic that opinion may be.

>>375914491
To be fair, we don't know what this dumbass was doing, he might have been fighting "the man" by breaking people's shit and acting like a fucking nuisance.
If he was just saying stupid shit, then yeah, beating him up and duct taping him was a little excessive. Funny, but excessive.

>>375913835
That doesn't answer my question.

>>375914412
Contrary to what you might believe, it is indeed merciful, because there exist places where you will be killed for having a different opinion still. You are taking a lot of things for granted, don't you?

>>375914491
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

>>375914490
whatever you still seem like you're trying to be edgy, regards anyway because comfy frog thread

>>375914619
I'll kiss anything at this point.

>>375914624
the threat of violence for differing opinions shouldn't exist in civilized society, period.

>>375913051
Echidna

>>375914546
>The image is real, but has nothing to do with Nazis or antifascist protesters. It is part of a street art series by artist Rallitox (who also posted a video of the scene’s “construction” on his Instagram account). The piece can be glimpsed in the following compilation of RallitoX’s “Human Stickers” series

Lmaoing at everyone here.

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>>375914625
I ain't that original guy you were discussing this with, I just doubt it was neo nazis who did that.
I don't have any frogs, have a snek instead.

>>375914624

Just because there are barbarians who would do worse does not mean we can stop holding our own society to a higher standard.

>>375914703
Unless those opinions are harmful or will lead to toppling the government and its structures as well as the rule of law. Something those insane protesters have been trying to achieve pretty clearly.

>>375900109
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>375914754
even better.

>>375914770
If snakes had arms that they would rule us all

>>375913127
>implying birds have any kind of feelings

>>375913127
Captain Falcon is not taking the death of F-Zero lightly.

>>375909797
>tfw I used to put tiny ass baby frogs into my super soaker as a kid

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Frog

>>375909846
I killed two young birds as a child.

Regret it so much to this day, I fucking love animals, I have no idea what was wrong with me as a child. I was with some other boy, but 'peer pressure' is no excuse for an awful awful thing.

I'll regret it until the day I die desu.

I used to use frogs as a fleshlight when I was younger, makes me cringe thinking back on it now. Damn, kids are evil.

>>375914836
protesting the way you're describing it is still protesting unless they're actively doing something illegal. it's still illegal to play rambo on people you have differing opinions with. I suggest moving to saudi arabia where you can participate in the public stoning of gays.

>>375914953

(Du)

jesus the worst thing I've done ro an animal is kicking a cat
what's wrong with you

>Nu-males in this thread feeling bad for what they did to animals as children

Our instinct is to survive and show dominance. Literally no greater way of showing raw, fierceful dominance over another creature than to smash it to mush, kill its offsprings or eat them alive.

>>375915272
tell me where you live, I will come kick you right in the face

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>>375915204

Please don't be true.

>>375915371
i was 9 anon, and i love cats now

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>>375909846
>catch fish from a pond
>bring it to a park table
>spear the fish with a branch
>rip it in half

I've moved on from torturing frogs, fish and hedgehogs to dogs. But in my defence I only harm pitbulls in a 50 mile radius because I believe they're genuine dangerous and will turn on humans sooner or later.

>>375915448
TELL THAT TO THE BOOT

>>375909159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

>>375910032
atleast these faggots dont betray their friends

>>375913127
Can animals feel emotion? Like love, or sadness?

>>375915348
bugs are fair game. hunting fish and other animals for food is fair game. unless you're in to douche bro hunter culture, you're just a fag. torturing small unoffensive animals for amusement is not "raw fierceful dominance" it's just pointless and cruel

>>375915272
Was feeling horny as hell and it was before I discovered masturbatjng manually with my hands, I used to run my boner on my couch
I've starved, beaten or killed
Guinea pigs
Fishes
Crabs
Hamster
Mouse
Dog
Hedhog
Jellyfish
Feel pre bad

>>375915263
They were actively doing illegal things. Like turning the protest into a brawl and attacking anyone who disagreed with them. They started it and they couldn't finish it, they should be lucky it was just a blue eye and not jail time. Also nice assumption pulled out of your ass. I don't mind gays, I do however mind idiots that think communism is the bees knees and attack anyone who disagrees by labeling them a fascist.

>>375915578
well thats different and those individuals should be punished by the law and locked up. if anyone is being attacked they have as their right as a citizen to defend themselves.

I'm not even from /v/ I literally only come here for the off topic threads because they're better than on my home board

>>375915574
Woops was meant for
>>375915420
Mind you I don't do it anymore cause that would attract alot of attention

>>375915567
We know intelligent ones like dolphins, apes, elephants etc can but I think it's harder to tell with animals like birds.

Magpies hold funerals for their dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Zg9sGnQf8

>>375892771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZNhp8rWW9w&ab_channel=TheDaymanxcometh

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>>375909159
>Suddenly mice

>>375915921
It eats a dog at the end

>>375915272
>>375915371
>>375915484
>>375915574
I used to rip off these tiny frog limbs off when I was 4, I didn't know animals felt pain back then thinking about it makes me mad at myselfI used to squeeze my cat so she would make some soundshe's still alive and she seems to love me, she's 10 years old now

>>375915071
>half lidded eyes
FUCK OFF

>>375915972
Why did this make me laugh

>>375916037
I used to keep forcing my hamster to run on its wheel thing cause I was bored, if it tried to get off the wheel I would push it back on and spin the wheel as fast as I could, I swear I made it retarded.

/v/ - psychopathy

>>375909246
whos gonna stop me from shooting you in the face

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>>375916249
you broke your hamster

>>375916390
His PMC having sniper rifles aimed at you.

>>375916504
whos gonna stop me from launching a mortar from my garden shed right into his house

>>375916582
Low quality rounds being sold by whoever you bought it off detonating on launch and killing youl

>>375916670
can't argue with that, I'm ancap now

>>375915772

Birds are likely to be just as intelligent as elephants and dolphins, at least the corvids and parrots are.

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>>375913127
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOO

I killed 2 family fishes by taking a spoon and making a whirlpool in their aquarium to see how they would react. They went belly up after a couple of minutes.

I also drove a turtle 2 days ago. That sound was haunting.

>>375917224
was it fun driving one? were you late?

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>>375917320

>>375916497
man I love hamsters, too bad they don't live very long

>>375892771
Temple of Elemental Evil

>>375917734
about 4 inches I think

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>>375910659
>be the most popular meme on planet earth
>no decent videogame to your name

We're getting off topic here. Post morre forgs

>>375918851
there was a game on steam with a pepe emoji, you can technically make money selling rare pepes

>>375915567
I wouldn't doubt it, but they probably can't comprehend those feelings the same way humans do.

>>375914145
> being this retarded and edgy

idunno put them in your overgrown tennis court your inbred family is too lazy to maintain?

>>375915071
I want to love a frog

>>375919152
There are a few rare pepes. A trump pepe shot up in price on election night

>>375919953
We're not too lazy to maintain it, actually, like I said it's the old tennis court. We've a brand new one so what would be the point. Anyway, the frogs eat everything and pollute our pond with the garbage that sticks to their skin when they jump into the water. They're a pest. Fuck you

>>375913208
Yes those deep, soulless black empty eyes, you can definitely the anything in them

>>375912990
No, the current view is that most dinosaurs were actually feathered and became birds. There existed other frogs and reptiles around this time. Some of them were fucking huge and dwarf the ones we have around today. The Devil Frog is an example of one of the largest known frogs to have lived.