How would you like to be buried /v/?

>>375890541
In a very average coffin that gets buried after a very plain funeral that doesn't play any of the clichéd music you always hear at funerals/Graduation parties.

I want a regular gravestone that doesn't say anything clever, just my name and date of birth/death.

>>375890541
Naked, catapulted into space

I don't care how I'm buried, it means nothing to me when I'm dead

>>375890541
F

Embalmed in a palace

>>375890541
in pussy of course

>>375891042
>and over here is a fat nerd who wanted to do some gay shit

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>>375890541
one of these bad boys

>>375890541
In an incinerator.

I'm going to be dead, so why should I give a fuck?

>>375890541
>implying im going to die

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>>375890541

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>>375891127
I guess you could say that kid lived fast and died fast

>>375891130
>tfw organ donor and cremation specified for remains

Some parts of my will live on for for a while, while the rest of me returns to the universe.

>>375891127
>Some kid actually got buried in a Sonic coffin
Holy shit

>>375890541
Cremation

>>375891127
This is how Chris-chan will be buried.

I always wanted an unmarked grave.

>>375890541
I still haven't gotten the NerdCoffin© I ordered. I'm gonna see Thor 3 before anyone else!

Does it drive any one else to almost daily existential crisis that they don't know what will happen when they die?

I'm muslim me negro, we get buried without a coffin, wrapped in a shroud :^)

>>375891429
Yeah I don't put my garbage in the bin in some fancy box either.

>>375890541
cremated, i dont want my family spending thousands for me when im dead

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Cremated and my ashes placed in little packets similar to pic related with a photo of my face on one side. My date of birth and death will be on the candy stick. The Bulk and Skull theme will be played as they're handed out.

>>375891424
existential crisis nigga you gonna be dead you aint gonna care what's happening nothing gonna happen nigga you gonna rot in a squished coffin

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>>375890541

>>375891424
There's no way to tell until you die, so just get over it.

I've told my family I want to be cremated and turned into a nice little stone, could be a nice decoration and memory.

>>375891534
you want people to fun dip your ashes with no flavors?

I want to be burned. Not to be edgy but most of my family has no right visiting me and pretending to give a shit.

>>375891424
About as much as not knowing what happened before I was born.
If death is anything like pre-birth then it's a whole lot of Nothing.

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>>375891483

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>>375891363
>mfw they use the sonic boom design instead

>>375891647
cant they press ashes into fake gems now? thats what i want

>>375891220
Please be fake.

>>375890541
cremation

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39735904

>>375891424
No but ghosts do.
Like, how does that even happen and why can they attach to us

>>375891695

I might alter it so we mix in fun dip with my ashes.

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>>375891590
>nicholas got called to duty
this can't be real

Dispose of my body in the wild, preferably where it would take years to find me. Let nature break my body down. Alternately, sink me into the Amazon River. Preferably with piranhas. Or just give me a green burial. That means no casket, no chemicals, no undertaker.

>>375891796
Wonder how expensive that would be, I've never researched this honestly. Just an idea I have.

Does apple make iCoffin yet ? I'm sure it will be very profitable to them.

>>375891856
Do you think people would hate you if you burst out laughing at the funeral?

>>375891424
>what will happen
I don't care about that, I'd just rather not die. I wish I could see and contribute to all the cool shit that could happen in the coming centuries.

>>375891590
>All those colored coffins in the background
Is this a pimp my coffin or something?

>>375891817
Kids die anon, or did you not notice it's a child sized coffin?

>>375890541
Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vKrc30rZeM

Not really but I just wanted to post this.

wooden box in the woods

cremated, mixed with all of my dogs ashes then buried in an urn next to my famalam

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This would be rad

Sky burial. It's what nurgle would want.

>>375892031
water box in the water

>not transferring your brain into a digital body

>>375890541
sky burial

>>375891854
bro nobody is gona fun dip your flavorless ash, you need to like, just passout some regular fundips, maybe with your picture. have the priest say lets all do fun dip cuz anon loved fun dip, secretly the fun dip contains your ashes, wham funeral full of people eating your ashes

>>375891842
Ghosts are just people who let their vidya backlog unfinished and now they can't rest in peace.

Under a jalapeno plant, so I can continue to destroy asses after my death

>>375890541

Under the world tree

throw me in the trash

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Realistically just cremate my ass because I'll be dead and won't care where I'm going and fuck if I'm going to let my family spend like 3 grand to put a dead guy inthe ground. Alternatively, I'd like my bones to get put into one of them skeleton cathedrals so that my rattly bones could spook visitors for decades to come.

No funeral or anything, no cards, no well wishes no making family fly in to see my corpse - just cremate me and..

well I thought about being buried in a secluded grove somewhere, I like the idea of all my fat becoming nitrogen and feeding the place. but yeah mostly burn my ass up and snort me like a line of adderall

>>375890541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo I want this played at my funeral. And I will make it required that people sit through all 4 minutes and 10 seconds of it in silence and respect.

>>375891127
Damn, this reminds me of me a bit. I loved Sonic as a kid. Not enough to be buried in a Sonic casket, but it was one of my favorite games growing up.

It's really a shame. They didn't even live long enough to develop a good taste in games.

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>>375890541
holy shit they did another one?

Anyways just cremate me, fuck graveyards

>>375892084
>Acting like average plebeians would be able to have access to that

Unless you have a plan to become an elite.

first dead man on mars. Just drop me off up there. itll be fine.

I'm planning on not dying.

Are funerals a scam? Should I get into the funeral business?

>>375892080
>wanting to feed cthulhu
no

>>375892106
Shut up Gunnar Fagnarök

>>375892027

RIP Thompson

>implying it wasn't an inside job by the CIA

>>375891916
looks like 1k-20k+ depending on the size of the cut. not bad actually.

>>375890957
this, but launched into the Sun

>>375892258
yes and yes
get into it within a rich neighborhood. those dumb assholes blow that kinda fuck you money on these things like crazy

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>>375892141
This guy gets it

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>>375892241
The only acceptable answer in this thread.

>>375890541
Fired out of a canon into outer space.

Gimme that Tibetan sky burial, who gives a fuck.

if I die young, bury me in satin and lay me down in a bed of roses

>>375892258
>get into the funeral business?
good luck

>>375890541
Bury me a G

>>375892258
depends on your moral standards. You can use and abuse some people who want nothing more than what's best for grandpa. I've seen brochures and stuff where they actually have tiers for this kind of thing where basically you can buy another box to put the coffin in to preserve the body longer after you bury it, which in reality is fucking pointless but will pull at the heartstrings of some. Doesn't help this shit can cost several grand in the first place.

in one of these:
https://youtu.be/uwHMd4wrFds?t=166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUp4jUMIy68

birds are important

>>375892365
>remember this
>google it for pics
>pages of different methods of funerals

this is a good one
Famadihana is a funerary tradition of the Malagasy people in Madagascar. Known as the turning of the bones, people bring forth the bodies of their ancestors from the family crypts and rewrap them in fresh cloth, then dance with the corpses around the tomb to live music.

>>375892298
>>375892298
>>implying it wasn't an inside job by the CIA

I did not know about this theory.

>>375892374
>bury me in satin
>thought it was bury me inside
I'm starting to believe I actually have bad hearing.

>>375892101

Why are you denying his right to be a confectionery for his family?

>>375892560
Im just sayin if im at a funeral and they tell me its time to eat their ashes ima peace out. Im trying to help him realize his dreams.

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>>375890541
If a flock of like 25 of these could tear me a new one and then eat my fucking bones to ensure my spooky bits can't hurt the living that'd be cool.

>>375891424
More like, not doing the things i want before i die

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>>375891773
>CWC dies after Barb
>his trolls crowdfund his funeral and bury him in a custom painted Sonichu casket
>Sonichu has long legs and yellow arms

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>>375890541
>>375891590
>Children's caskets for an M rated game

>>375890541
ALIVE

>>375892815
after someone dropped the hundreds to buy that fucking Sonic totem I believe anything is possible at this point.

>>375890541
Just cover me in a moderate layer of dirt so it's easy to get out when I become a spooky skeltal.

>>375892258

If Six Feet Under taught me anything, it's about upselling bullshit caskets and is controlled by mega corporations.

>>375892941
His shirt went for $12,000 on eBay, I think.

>>375893028
>$12,000

$25,100. Although the top bidder opted not to actually pay for it.

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>>375890541
Without a coffin innawoods
I want nature to eat me

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>>375892241
This.

Waiting for the tech to transfer my subconscious to a machine.

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>>375890541

With my collection of dakimakura so that I can passover to the world of 2D.

>>375892258
Yes. Youre dead and the casket doesn't matter at all. Having no casket is probably best desu so your body can biodegrade and add nutrients to the soil.

>>375892301
>i wont scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea

>>375892512
>stripping and skinning the old guy right there
thats fucked up, but imagine how many birds an american could feed

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>>375890541
>So how was YOUR first dig on Terran-1?
>Shitty. All I found was some kids coffin from the Closet Homosexual Era. We're talking an explicit one, too. Iconography representing the worst of 'em all over it.

>>375892317
I doubt the human brain's ability to process new memories and recollect old ones isn't subject to the decay of time.

You wouldn't make it to 150 before you're a mindless mechanical vegatable

I'm not letting my family blow thousands of dollars to put me underground in a box. Throw me overboard in the South Pacific, I like being on the water anyway.

>>375893213
thats why I'm opting for the sky funeral, I'm 6'2 and 300 pounds and yes my height was entirely relevant and not just to tip the scale of being a fat fuck. i got a fat dick too

not sure how I'd feel about my dick being cut off even in death though

Donate my skeleton and have people use it for there spooky haunted houses

Viking funeral

Don't care cuz I'll be dead.

Isn't there like a law that stops people from dumping dead bodies in the woods or rivers

>>375890541

Sponsored by Nerd Coffin!
Where YOU can be mint in box.

>>375891424
Everyone knows what death is like. You were dead for longer than you've been alive.

Throw body into the woods. Why should anyone waste money on me

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>>375890541

Frozen solid by liquid nitrogen
Have my corpse smashed to pieces
Buried under a sapling

Let my body nourish the earth, as the earth did me. Graveyards are a waste of space and resources. If you did anything worth remembering, you'll have left something more substantial than a pretty rock with some lame text behind.

>>375893285
An Indonesian man who was apparently 146 died recently and was still able to hold a conversation.

>>375893391
what are they gonna do, question the corpse?

>>375891817
This makes me hard
>>375892016
This makes me sad

>>375893479
SMASH MY CORPSE INTO PIECES

>>375890541

I've a friend in the funeral biz and that stuff is absurd, so no funeral or burial. Just announce my death, cremate me, dump my ashes and then get drunk. I'll make sure the drinks and all of it are covered too. Me dying is nothing special. Everybody does it.

>>375890541
I don't know but I want Siegfried's funeral march playing.
Either that or an instrumental version of DBZ'S "We Were Angels".

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>>375891424
Not really.
It would be like sleeping but without dreams.

>>375893285
>>375893514
Actually the human brain is pretty good at simplifying memory and most of it is just your own semi-conscious auto-biography you tell to yourself.

>>375893662
This shit terrifies me. I hope there is an afterlife even if it's hell.

>>375890541
>wanting to be buried
Most selfish thing you can do imo

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>>375891424

You gain nothing from dreading death anon. Live life as you wish, it is a gift. Play video games, shit post, and be happy.

>>375893238
kek

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mausoleum_of_the_First_Qin_Emperor

This, but built 10x grander, built on either LA, NY, or SF after being glassed by nukes to make the space. It will be doing the world a great favor.

The Chrono Trigger OST will play on repeat in every chamber.

>>375893820
>Stop doing this because its selfish
Nigga ill be dead

>>375893514

But the world record for oldest living human is like 123 or something

>>375891975
Well, if you're young, they say the first person to live to 1000 has probably already been born. Better live a healthy life if you want to be the one.

>>375893796
Why, eternal sleep sounds comfy

>>375893796
That's stupid. I'd rather not exist than be subject to eternal torment.

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>>375893796
An afterlife terrifies me more than nothingness.
Imagine heaven
Everyone's stagnating for eternity because God doesn't recycle souls, meanwhile he's abandoned humanity for other projects because evidently he likes to do shit and we're at a stage where he can pat himself on the back and say "good job, me"

>>375893662
Go to bed, Socrates. It's late.

>>375893391
Depends what kind of wildlife you are disposing a body in. Throwing a body out into sea or in the middle of a non-preserve woods is fine. You might be able to dispose a body in preserved woods with required permissions, but fresh water rivers, ponds, and lakes are definitely a no go because it's considered contamination.

>>375893990
Stop telling yourself that.
It's okay, we all get it. We're all in this situation. Shit ain't gonna be comfy 'cause you can't tell no comfyness when ya get there.

>>375891424

It's possibly a whole lot of nothing but we're all making guesses here. Dreamless sleep is sometimes very refreshing so I'm not scared of that being what is after. I'm really just scared of how I'll die and how painful it will be.

>>375891424
I stopped worrying a long time ago. Either there's an afterlife and that's rad, or nothing happens and you won't be able to be disappointed.

>>375893238
lel

>>375894019
the bible actually suggests you're bodily reincarnated to live on a perfect earth

the heaven shit is a mistranslation

>>375893796
Why do people feel like they deserve an afterlife? I know we think we're above them but do you realize a fly just lives then dies? It's all it does and all it's ever going to do.

We're flies who have the great curse of being able to form an ask complex esoteric existential shit.

>>375892005
you can sell anything to grieving people

A nice funeral pyre. I want whoever is there to throw a nice barbecue after, or some kind if celebration that I like. Funerals shouldn't be so somber. You're celebrating the life of someone.

I want to be cremated, and my carbon will be used to make a carbon fibre bong

>>375891817
Please be a girl (male).

>>375894173
>We're flies ... able to form an ask complex esoteric existential shit.
So we're better than flies then. Got it.

Just throw all my stuff in the coffin with me. ALL of it. Anything that doesn't fit will be piled on top of the coffin. Also empty my bank account and use the money to put annoying skeleton-themed ads on websites telling everyone what a cool faggot I was.

>>375893990
You wouldn't be able to feel comfy. It'd be more like an eternal blackout.

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>>375894161
Both equally bullshit

When I die, it'll be alone so I'll probably either stink up an apartment floor for a few weeks before getting canned or some hospital will deal with it.

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>>375890541
doing it myself somewhere deep in the woods

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You have already been born, lived, and died an infinite number of times.

You will continue to be reborn, live your life again, and die an infinite number of times after this existence.

When you die, you will sleep in a quantum limbo until the universe dies and is reborn and the patterns of your mind form again, at which point you return once more.

You are not the same person from day to day, but a perfect replica created by pure chance of a person who has lived and died countless times in an infinite number of universes.

>>375894514
at least die in a funny way, like have lasagna pans filled with crayons or some shit, make em wonder what the fuck was going on.

>>375891424
I'm going to heaven. God loves me.

>>375894019
>>375894434
I'd think the very notion of paradise or perfection disqualifies it from winding up boring or anything. I mean, we're talking about a metaphysical existence. Who's to say you'd even experience emotions the same way as you do now?

>>375894564
when do I get to transcend to godhood, then?

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>>375894564
I could live with that

>>375894564
counter point: while entirely possible, you can't prove shit, so it doesn't fucking matter.

>>375890541
with my money

>>375893915
That's why I said apparently. He claimed to have been born in 1870 and his birth certificate backs him up but, Indonesia didn't start recording births until 1900 so it's unclear whether or not he truly was 146.

The dude also starved himself to death, he could have lived even longer.

>>375890541
Thrown in a dumpster in the rich part of town

One can only hope that there's waifus in life after death.

>>375894646
sleep snug, smug

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>>375894630
When you escape your cycles of guilt

Turn me into a lampshade.

Friends of me will get the joke.

>>375894310
A fly doesn't care because he just does fly shit, we're only going to do "human shit" so worrying about an afterlife just compounds suffering so really I'm forcing my personal narrative of hedonism but some kind of pantheism and mutual humanist uhh..

forget it, this impression of an intelligent person is horribel

>>375891424
I've been Southern Baptist nearly my whole life. Not to say doubt doesn't pop up every now and then but its nice to have some form of comfort in a really bleak sense.

>>375894564
>he hasn't defeated his dragon yet and broken the cycle

lmao

>>375890541
I'd like to be in one of these suits if its available when I die.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7rS_d1fiUc

if not just cremated and ditch the ashes .

I was a elaborate Zelda-style dungeon where my gold and jewel encrusted bones are used as puzzle pieces.

Nothing lethal, just rooms that have a bunch of dead ends or other puzzles to confuse the fuck out of people. Also have 4 different pillar rooms that have treasure 'n shit inside them.

...No way in fuck that would ever fly in Burgerland. Maybe in some African, South American, or Asian continent.

>>375894587
I will do this if I choose to suicide myself, but I doubt it'll come to that.

>>375894564
Would you even be human the next time?

>>375894564
but why would the universe die and be reborn as the same universe

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>>375890541
Cremated and turned into a diamond

Did you know that dirt is bacteria poop

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>>375891424
Yes

>>375890541
I want God himself to come to the earth to tell me how much I disgust him and how much I caused him to think of humanity as a mistake, then use his godly powers to make every single atom in my body disappear in the most painful way, erasing the memories of ever existing from the minds of anyone who knew me
that seems like a good way to die

>>375891975
>contribute to all the cool shit that could happen in the coming centuries

why aren't you doing that right now anon?

>>375894019

its heaven though dude, it would be peaceful and happy and fucking awesome. you wouldn't get bored. you wouldn't even need to like smoke weed and get blowjobs from supermodels and play vidya, because you have no need to get high, no need to jizz, no need to play games cause shit is happy as fuck

hell on the other hand is fucking scary. imagine getting fucked in the ass by a spiky demon dick forever. FOREVER. fuck hell man, heaven would be chill af but hell is horrible. not even gonna kill myself cause of the risk of hell lol

>>375895171
>erasing the memories of ever existing from the minds of anyone who knew me
If God was truly disgusted in you, he would put forth extra effort just to make sure that everyone knows and remembers you and was equally as repulsed as he was.

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>>375892512
honestly I'd rather be cremated, fuck birds

>>375892512
>birds are important
'no'

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>There are people right now, in this very thread, making posts, who haven't registered as an organ donor.
Shame.

>>375894925
Your humanness is entirely incidental. Your identity is a pattern that arose from entropy. It exists, and then is obliterated, and then when the universe exists again it must exist again in some form or another.

>>375894940
Didn't say it would be the same. But you are always the same.

>>375894778
what dragon?

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>>375895456

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>>375895485
>letting unworthy plebs have your guts

>>375894771
except humans have already gone beyond doing human shit (eat, shit, fuck) and constantly seek to go beyond human shit

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>>375895485
>yes yes give your organs to us, it's not like you need them anymore

>>375895567
>eat, shit, fuck
That's just animal shit. Everything else humans do is human shit.

>>375894753
you don't have any friends

nice joke

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>>375890982

Severely underrated post.

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>>375895512
Those dumb birds shouldn't have eaten the fucken grain, then

>>375894564
You don't always live the same way right?
Would be horrifying for many people.

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>>375895485
>selling your organs to the highest bidder to make medical companies richer

Literally cucking yourself from the grave

>>375895512
Who knows maybe Mao was a genius and wanted to lower Chinas population. Or maybe Mao was a genius and just fucking hated Chinese people

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>>375895485
>not storing your organs for the trial of Ma'at

>>375895171
Don't worry, your day will come. And so will the pain.

>>375894564
>tfw reoccurring dream for months
>formless, finding my way around a maze-like palace that looks like a fusion of M.C. Escher and HR Giger's work
>every time I find my way I see a blank space in the palace like everything was erased
>from the blank space I feel warmth and feel drawn to it
>voice or something tells me I don't have to keep going back and that what I'm attached to will never be permanent
>right when I go into the blank space I wake up every time
>last time in the dream I refused to enter the space and the palace slowly melted away
>just sat in nothingness until I woke up

>>375894183
trailer house burnt down and a local guy worked his heart out to make a bunch of coffins for the five kids who died

so they didn't even have to buy them, they were free

>>375894732
'
so, never, then?

ok thanks

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>>375895485
>Not registering as a donor and then dying in a horrible explosion that guarantees that your organs would be unusable

>>375894564
wrong, consciousness is a product of time passing. You are the same person who you were since you were born. You only stop existing when the continuity is broken.

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>>375895714
Did you say This weird dream again, déjà vu!

In all seriousness, I want to either be just thrown out somewhere in the wild or cremated and have my ashes treated so they can be used for planting a tree somewhere far away from the city, preferably unmarked. I should probably look into getting onto an organ donor list too. I've been a piece of trash all my life, so all I want is to be forgotten and make my death into something useful.

>>375894862

>>375895708
>>375895708
>>375895708
>>375895708


i kek'd

goodnight loves

>>375895714

creepy shit man

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>>375895501

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>>375890541

This is probably the saddest thing to happen anywhere, ever.

F

>>375891127
like this but with shadow

>>375895928
>our concrete angel yep yep yep

what

>>375895928
Who wouldn't pop the voice of that cunt?

>>375895872

Had to search since I didn't know the reference. I wanted to play that game a while back but never got to it.

>>375895826
That would be true if you were only a human. But if you were only a human, where are you?

You are a form, the shadow cast by a pail full of gravel in a glass vase. The glass might break, the stones fall, but one day the same shadow will be cast again.

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>>375894183

Took a 'Understanding Death and Dying' class in college and we took a tour of a funeral home/mortuary.

Turns out back in the day they only sold 'Packages' which included limo rides, expensive coffins, plots, etc. but then the FTC dropped the hammer on their fucking asses and required them to list their services and goods on an itemized list that the customers could pick what they wanted.

>>375893820

It's not for you. It's to give closure to your loved ones.

>>375896031

Oh sweet summer child, twas before your time.

>>375896081

Hey, I'm all for child killing but she didn't deserve that.

I don't want to be buried. I don't want to die. I don't believe in an afterlife, and I'm scared to die because I enjoy my life too much. I guess that also makes me selfish.

>>375895928
1 year before i was born.

I thought her voice actor was an adult female at the time.

>>375895512
Without him, we'd have so many fucking chinks everywhere.
We already do, but we'd have more

>>375895928
>our concrete angel
Isn't that a little insensitive?

>>375895928
>be american
>get shot

lmao

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>>375893820

Mah nigga!

I want my family to eat my body except my brain because that causes protein folding which is not only fatal but it literally makes you suffer in the worst possible way before death.

That's metal.

Not at all. The whole being buried thing is so overdone it makes me want to gag. And cremation is for hipsters. And the end of my life I'd like to just disappear, essentially fading into nothing with no bodily trace of my having ever been there.

>Buried
Who gives a shit, you're already dead.
Two options, I either donate my body to science, or I get rich and criogenically preserve my head.

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>>375896335
>Be European
>Get ran down in the streets by Muhammed.

>>375896401
Really?

>>375896321

Yeah, I thought so too but I'm not sure what the story behind that is; maybe it wasn't meant to be taken literally or was some type of nickname.

At least I hope so.

I'm terrified of death but I take solace in the extremely slight chance that cryogenic freezing will be affordable and perfected when I'm old.

>>375890957
>>375890541
But your body isn't even going to survive the trip to the Sun.
I'd prefer getting crammed into a thermonuclear bomb and dropped on some niggers or sandniggers.

>>375896460
kizuna ai is very frightening

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Kuru (disease)

In the first (ambulant) stage, the infected individual may exhibit unsteady stance and gait, decreased muscle control, tremors, difficulty pronouncing words (dysarthria), and titubation. This stage is named because the individual is still able to walk around despite symptoms.[8]

In the second (sedentary) stage, the infected individual is incapable of walking without support and suffers ataxia and severe tremors. Furthermore, the individual shows signs of emotional instability and depression, yet exhibits uncontrolled and sporadic laughter. Despite the other neurological symptoms, tendon reflexes are still intact at this stage of the disease.[8]

In the third and final (terminal) stage, the infected individual’s existing symptoms, like ataxia, progress to the point where they are no longer capable of sitting without support. New symptoms also emerge: the individual develops dysphagia, or difficulty swallowing, which can lead to severe malnutrition. They may also become incontinent, lose the ability to speak and become unresponsive to their surroundings, despite maintaining consciousness.[8] Towards the end of the terminal stage patients often develop chronic ulcerated wounds that can be easily infected. An infected person usually dies within three months to two years after the first terminal stage symptoms, often because of pneumonia or infection.[9]

>>375894564
> the universe is you; you are the universe. Everyone around you is another iteration of one of your personalities. You were both Hitler and Churchill. Caesar and Brutus. And until the end of time you will continue to be everyone, living different lives from a plane where time is a subjective concept.

>>375894173
>Why do people feel like they deserve an afterlife?
I don't feel like I deserve it, I just really really really want one.

kid's coffins are real fuckin like, they're hard to deal with. how goddamned unlucky do you have to be to die as a kid, you know? i'm 27 now, and i'm kind of thankful i've made it this long, honestly.

Does it really matter? You're dead.

I'll go with cremation with my ashes dumped in the damn trash can. I plan to do the same with my parents if I outlive them.

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>>375894564
>not really afraid of anything
>still afraid of dying a death im not awake for and recently happy before so, or dying on my own terms
>i have heart defect at birth
>doctors have said i might have to get another procedure done in my 50s if i take care of myself
>a litte over 30 years to go
If i die in a car crash atleast i have a better chance of dying on my own terms atleast possibly being happy about something before it happens

Fucking people on death row get a final meal of what they want right before they get killed, preparing for something like that would probably be hell Minimal water, No really good fucking buffet right before they put you to sleep, starving in pain for several hours before the procedure if you get a late in the day spot ,and unhappy about a chance, and your loved ones being around know theres a real chance this could be the last time they see you alive, and having to leave you life in someone elses hands while your defenseless

this fucking sucks man, i just want to be happy before i die, not fearful and in pain

>2017
>Not knowing how to cheat death
You fags should read medical journals sometimes.
I guess you're all too poor to afford it though.

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>>375896759
>he wants to live

>unrealistically

i want to be buried with a tree seed in my body so the tree will grow and i will become the tree

>realistically

just throw me in the trash

>>375896725

In my Anthropology class we had an assignment to pick what would be done with our bodies after death; we were covering burial rituals.

I wrote:

Dumped in a shallow ditch, face down.

Got an A.

Cremation as it will be cheaper on my family.

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>>375891590
was he buried with tons of toilet paper?

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>>375896856

>Become a tree.

That's some weeabo-tier shit right there.

The Japanese/Nips believe that there are bodies underneath their Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) and that's what causes them to bloom.

>>375894564
All this means to me is that my live is a living hell in every single instance

>>375892145
>skeleton church
They like dark souls way too much...

>>375897006
>The Japanese/Nips believe that there are bodies underneath their Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) and that's what causes them to bloom.

thanks didn't know that

actually i thought of that after reading ender's game 2

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>>375895493
>Didn't say it would be the same. But you are always the same.

Literally the reason I am me is the way this universe works, the way our planet works, and the way we evolved. Different universe implies diffferent laws of physics, different planets, different evolution paths, which greatly affects the way work and how you as a concious even operates. If you think you'll eternally be reborn as Jimmy Fuckface the silly hairless ape living on planet earth I feel so sorry for your tiny mind and limited scope of reality, you should consider just becoming a christian.

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i want to be buried in a shallow grave so my zombie or skeleton can get out real easy, 6 feet is too much dirt for me.

>>375892145
That's horrendous
> christcucks
> not pagans

>Not asking specifically to be embalmed posing like a bear and put behind a closet door or something

>>375895708
I want my dick in that dog

>>375891424
But I already know what happens.
It's just a permanent cessation of consciousness.
It won't even matter when you die because you won't even be aware of it.

>>375895714
That's a cool ass dream to be honest.

>>375895485
Thanks for this post. Reminded me that I never got around to registering and did it.

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>>375897068

I meant to say Sakura trees but I assume you picked up on that.

Not saying it's that gay but it's something that I would expect out of people who worship Gaia the Earth Mother Goddess.

If I ever found your tree, I would cut it down and create several spears from it and use said spears murder several people.

Only then would your death tree truly become an ironic and hilarious story.

>MFW I find your tree.

>>375891796
They're not "fake", they are actual gems, just created artificially.
>>375892080
Space box in space.

>>375896485
>>375896321
it's a phrase

>>375897325
i just want to become a tree for aesthetic purposes i don't care what becomes of the tree man

use it as fuel to create cooking fire for raped to death babies idgaf

>>375897325
source on this image

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>>375897179

Pretty metal.

>>375895485

Fuck that, I'm not letting people profit from my body/death. I beat the kid who's liver Steve Jobs bought is pissed off as fuck in Hell; it could have went into a kid who had an entire lifetime ahead of him and not the biggest asshole in the world who only lived a few months due to his homeopathic beliefs.

I'd like my corpse to be used as an over sized brick thrown at the window of Todd Howards house

When Idie, I want Nintendo to lower me into my grave, so i can be let down one last time

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>>375897519

Fate/Zero, it's a prequel to the game and the follow series Fate/Unlimited Blade Works.

Watch Zero first, it's dark and brutal as fuck.

>>375895485
So I can allow doctors to not save me in surgery so my organs can be harvested? No thanks.

>>375897682
Thanks Anon.

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Tfw you will never be buried in a large elaborate monument of some kind.
>>375894646
sleep snug, smug

>>375891424
Yes, all the fucking time. Both my parents are dead (my father passed away about a month ago) and not a day goes by where I don't fucking freak my self out about what's there in the after life.

>>375897759

It's on Netflix, go watch that shit now senpai.

>>375890541

Sky burial.

>>375897678
There will be a PS3 there so nobody will be playing games at your service

>>375897682
>Watch Zero first

fucking don't do this

you won't appreciate the shit that happens in zero unless you watch/read the original fate first

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>>375891424

Memento Mori - Remember that you have to die.

Memento Vivere - Remember to live.

Don't fear the reaper, senpai.

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>>375896684
Fucking divine humanists.

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>>375891424
I've learned to not give a fuck about it anymore. Best to just enjoy the moment
>>375897832
sorry to hear that anon

>>375891424
I got that gay shit out of the way in my teen years.

>>375890880
A hipster even in death

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I wish more people did novelty coffins.

>>375891424
When I was a kid yeah, I think it was good I got all that out of the way as young as I did so as an adult I can accept it. Obviously still afraid of death but not concerned of their being an afterlife.

>>375897974
too fucking late

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>>375897974

Fuck this nigger.

The VN is like 80 hours long.

I watch Fate/Zero then Fate/Unlimited Blade Works and am actually currently playing through the VN Fate/Stay Night.

If you watch Zero and UBW you'll get the story/narrative just fine; then read the VN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcMj4Az1MwE

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>>375898150

Good man, Zero then Unlimited Blade Works.

Then be a weeb faggot and read the VN.

>>375898142

You could slip while jacking off in the shower or sleep the wrong way and suffocate.

Live in fear, coward.

>>375898115
you never see an old man havin' a Twix

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>>375891127
live fast die young

>>375891773
Some people say that on Halloween night, you can hear in the breeze the words...

don't...

call...

anybody...

>>375898176
>>375897974
>>375898338
>not reading fate first
I mean, hey, if you want to intentionally gimp your experience and miss out on a lot of stuff because you just don't have the patience then go ahead. Just know that that adaptation of the Fate route is incredibly bad and you might as well not even watch it at all, you'll be missing out on a lot of characterization if you only watch UBW (and you'll also miss a lot of shit in that because you skipped the Fate route or watched the anime), and you're going to be waiting for the Heaven's Feel route to get adapted for a while which will inevitably be toned the hell down/censored to shit anyway.

tl;dr if you're actually interested read the VN, if you don't have the patience for it then don't bother.

test

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>>375894646
sleep snug, smug

>>375898338
>Live in fear, coward.

I won't, you can acknowledge death is terrifying but not live in fear of it. You or anyone else who end up on their deathbed will not be mr. cool guy and not be the least bit scared of dying.

>>375890541

Burn me to ashes and sew a grove of trees with the ash.

I'd rather be black ash than a corpse in a box.

>>375890541
I don't want to be buried. Burn me to ashes and scatter me in the wind.

>>375898480
Still amazed that he gets a get-out-of-jail-free card because the state he lives in is so backwards.

>>375896213
>Took a 'Understanding Death and Dying' class in college
A what? I've never heard of these before. What could they possibly have you do?

>>375896759
Most medical journal articles are free online anon.

>>375891854
>>375892101
Literally nobody will do that for you and nobody will allow you to put your remains in food.

test

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>>375896958
God fucking damnit

>>375893662
That's terrifying.

Like, this consciousness right now that's replying to you. Where does it go when I die? Does it just shut off and that's it, that's the end of me as an existence entirely?

I want to believe in a soul and an afterlife just because it assuages my fear that one day everything about me will just cease to be. That my consciousness will enter some other plane of existence and continue existing, that's what I hope for.

>>375895767
>1 trailer
>5 kids
why are americans so disgusting? They are basically gypsies now

>>375898176
i said read or watch faggot

obviously you can't read so watch the shitty anime adaptation

the point is you won't really feel connected to characters like kirei or big illya without knowing what happens in fate

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>>375890541
donate my body, i'm not that damn selfish

>>375898481

Zero is an anime adaptation of the VN Fate/Stay Night.

Fate/Stay Night has three possible endings.

Fate/Unlimited Blade Works is an anime adaption of one of those three endings.

Fate/Heavens Feel is an anime adaption of another one of those three possible endings of the game.

Zero first then if you want the VN and lastly Unlimited Blade Works.

It'll make more sense then going into the VN which is very different than the prequel Zero; so much that /a/ hates Zero because they're weeb faggots.

>>375891220
It just hit me how sad this acually is.

>>375891127
He went too fast

>>375898729
>Zero is an anime adaptation of the VN Fate/Stay Night.

what

fate zero is an adaptation of the light novel fate zero

>>375894646
Sleep snug, smug

>>375890541
>>375891127
>>375891220
Isn't this mildly disrespectful?

>>375891424
I have to take meds not to panic about it. Google Thanosphobia

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When you die your neurons that are like RAM rot away and decompose into nothingness. Your neural synapses rot and die. Every memory of every video game you ever played gets destroyed. You never remember Solid Snake or Jill valentine. The memory of what a controller is dies and rots into compost. It will be like you never even existed at all. The memory of what snacks are gets deleted, the memory of what cozy and comfy mean gets deleted upon death.

I would prefer being tortured in hell for 10,000 years with being able to hear "Snake...SNAKE SSSNNNAAAKKKEEE!!!!!" for one day every 100 years of torture compared to the total and complete deletion of the everything that I am upon death that awaits me.

Bury me over someone else's grave so that whoever comes visit to give their prayers/gifts to their grave that I receive them instead. No one will ever know.

>>375890541

throw my body out of a helicopter. leave the body where it lies. no matter what

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>>375898853
this is this damn good pasta/OC

>>375898576

Took field tips to a Funeral Home, Mortuary, the Mortician College (my city has big one), the place where you can have your body frozen after death in hopes that they can bring you back to life one day, a graveyard during Dia De Los Muertos, went to the exhibit where you see the skinless bodies (I forget the name, Body Works I think?) had several speakers from Native American tribes, a man who still practiced endo-cannibalism (eating members of your tribe/family) and a bunch of other cool stuff.

It was a fascinating class and I loved it.

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>>375898853
This one is better

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>>375898853
you sound like a scared little bitch, did you remember when you were a single sperm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWg5shNWR4

>>375898729
>Zero is an anime adaptation of the VN Fate/Stay Night.
You are completely fucking wrong. Anybody who listens to you is a slobbering retard.

>>375891220
That's fucking bananas.

>>375898828
IIRC the sonic one the kid was very young and sick and sonic was one of his few joys in life

>>375898819

And what is the Light Novel Fate/Zero exactly?

It's a fucking prequel series.

>NO IT'S A LIGHT NOVEL MANGA BOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chillax, senpai.

Throw me in the ground and plant a tree on me. Can't go wrong with a mulberry tree.

>>375896460
4/10 shit attempt

>>375899030

Oh fuck my bad, I meant prequel to Fate/Stay Night.

There's so many fucking Fates, I messed one up.

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Buried? Ha!

>>375899064
>NO IT'S A LIGHT NOVEL MANGA BOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but you were doubly fucking wrong

zero is not an adaptation of stay night, period

zero is not a vn, period

>>375899176

Sorry senpai but people got bored of the show Vikings a while ago but better to very late to the party than missing it completely, right?

>>375896678
was just waiting for the "some report extremely violent behaviour, even after death"

>>375890541
I requested to be turned into ashes, then be thrown in the toilet.

>>375898729
Fate/Zero is a prequel to the VN, not an adaptation of it.
The routes are not endings, they're entire routes with entirely different plots.
The VN can be understood perfectly fine without watching Zero first, especially considering it actually.

And more to the point, the anime adapations of the VN are worse, and there's no reason to watch them. Stop recommending that people gimp their experience.

how do i get rid of the empty feeling in my stomach I get when I think about death at night?

I usually just play some games, but it doesn't work long enough for when I try sleeping

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>>375891424
>buy Argon tank from a nearby hardware store
>kill myself via inert gas
>backup plan is CO poisoning

This is the plan next week lads, just saving up that last bit of money. Not even joking.

>>375896759
How about you give some titles?

>>375899317
>especially considering it actually.
*actually came first.

>>375899186

It was a typo and I corrected myself.

Zero is the prequel to the VN Fate/Stay Night.

Yes it was a LIGHT NOVEL first and then adapted into an anime series but this isn't /a/ so it's fairly safe to assume he doesn't want to track down all the LIGHT NOVELS, MANGA and play through the VN without just watching Zero first to see if it's even his cup of tea before going FULL FORCE.

Make sense?

>>375890541
I want my brain preserved until scientists can put it in a robot.

>>375899324
>how do i get rid of the empty feeling in my stomach I get when I think about death at night?

fill it with cock

>>375899402
>It was a typo and I corrected myself.

yeah after you had a sperg out and basically called me a retard for pointing out your mistake