What is the white chocolate of videogames?

Dark Souls games

>>375885154
Undertale

Visual Novels

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WoW

>>375885321
Whats so funny

>>375885154
>buyfags vs pirates

Mortal Kombat
Dead or Alive

Super Mario Bros. 2
>It's actually Donkey Donkey Picnic!

>>375885448
That.

>>375885547
Which one is the pirate?

>white chocolate is more aesthetic looking, tastes better and is thus an improvement on the original dark chocolate
What did confectioners mean by this?

>>375885253
dark chocolate

>>375885258
pure sugar candy

>>375885321
mt dew

>>375885448
>>375885474
bubble gum

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Why is white chocolate so fucking good?

>tfw bought white chocolate hot chocolate mix the other day
it's really good actually

>>375885601
the one eating the chocolate obviously

>>375885448
>usually is not-vidya garbo
>occasionally can actually be vidya and good

perfect

>>375885154

Answers gotta be Telltale games and its ilk.

Enjoyable if you're in the mood, some people really like them, but definitely not video games.

Journey probably fits too.

>sequels that change too much of the core formula of the original
>games that don't fit snuggly into its genre

Nuts & Bolts isn't a REAL Banjo game!
Mario 3D World isn't a REAL 3D paltfomer!

etc.

>>375885601
>LOL YOU BOUGHT THE GAME YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE YOU KNOW
>yeah I know

>>375885601
White chocolate

>you know pirating is illegal
>I know
>...
>ok but pirating is ille-
>I know
>YEAH BU-
>I KNOW

>>375885613
Milk Chocolate is superior to both desu

>>375885659
it's all the fat without the cacao

>>375885802
I don't know man, this sounds more correct.
>>375885769

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>>375885825
What are some games that are worse off because they fuse genres instead of staying pure?

>>375885912
I don't see pirates making daily pro-pirate threads, buyfags however make hundreds of strawman mspaint comics and spam them in daily anti-pirate threads.

The correct answer is roguelikes

>>375886048
It's actually just false flagging pirates making those threads.

All sweet food is disgusting except for pineapple

>tfw can't decide whether I like milk, dark or white chocolate more

>>375886187
That's an odd exception, why not include other fruits?

>>375886149
>they're actually pirates guys I swear don't fall for their tricks they come into your room at midnight

White Chocolate is the spiritual successor to chocolate.

>>375886187
Grapes are the best fruit, you fucking degenerate

Which is actually less unhealthy out of white dark and milk anyway?

>>375886221
You know, you don't need to have an opinion. It's okay to not have a favorite out of all the chocolates. Like, actually okay.

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>>375886267
You're acting like there is no precedent for this.

>>375886285
but thats just wrong in a world where kiwi exists

>>375886287
Dark

>>375886339
Why would you want to eat hairy green strawberries? That's just vile, man

>>375886287
Dark

>>375886287
Dark Chocolate in small amounts is okay. Not that any human can eat large swaths of dark chocolate.

Dark Chocolate is Fighting Street
Milk Chocolate is Street Fighter 2: Hyper Fighting
White Chocolate is Street Fighter Alpha 3

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>>375885969
Crash, Spyro, Sly, Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank... Almost every 3D platformer trilogy I've played got worse because they wanted to branch out.

>game 1: Pure platformer, albeit a little clunky
>game 2: The platforming is tweaked to perfection, but there's a bit of branching into minigame territory
>game 3: It's a single-player party game with a platformer overworld

>>375885613
That's a weird way of spelling 95% cocoa chocolate.

>>375886457
You underestimate my gluttony.

>>375886324
>console wars

>>375886187
>>375886285
>>375886339
>>375886405
raspberries are the best, you guys have shit taste

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>>375885154
Encarta's Mind Maze

>>375886405
idk man, they're just the right mix of sour and sweet with a delicious textured skin
why would anyone want to eat mushy little water pellets?

>50 replies
>Nobody going ">food analogy"

What happened to you, /v/

>>375885154
White Chocolate is fucking disgusting. I have no idea how people can stand eating that shit. Maybe they just don't like chocolate...

Walking simulators.

>>375886457
I make my own unsweetened dark chocolate which is actually pretty healthy because it's just protein and good fat.

>>375886676
I'm sorry that we need to say the things that are said every time just to satiate your need for memes. I'll try to remember that you're the queen next time and not just some dull fairy.

>>375886621
Tangerines are #1

>>375886719
Only women and girly men actually like normal chocolate.

>>375886657
I like the way grapes burst when you bite into them, and the green ones are delicious.

You're right, there's something about sour and sweet fruits that is just god tier.

>>375885154
Open world games

You know, the kind where you realize you've been doing pointless fetch quests for the past four hours.

Halo

Phone games
Walking simulators

>>375886763
And don't you forget it.

>>375885154
In relation to the comic, probably Smash Bros. since I see similar conversations for it relating to its genre, gameplay, and whatnot.

>>375886819
I bet you're one of those people who get tricked into drinking straight black coffe without realizing you're supposed to put sugar in it

>>375887021
>I bet you're
This is how you start a gay post.

>>375887021
>Update
I'm not French so I don't drink coffee.

>>375887001
it might be if the brown hair guy was screaming
>YES IT IS
and had stink lines coming off him
>>375886870
I wasn't even thinking of the green ones, good call m8

>>375887067
>I'm not French so I don't drink coffee.
What did he mean by this?

>>375887137
Not him but it seems pretty pointless to waste the power boost all willy nilly like that.

>>375885769
You don't read that often here except for Paradox games and their DLCs.

>>375887021
If your coffee needs sugar you let it brew too long.

>>375887021
Why the fuck would I put sugar in it?
I don't like the taste of coffee and only drink it for its effects but everything is already sugary as fuck and I don't need more of it.

hersheys is without a doubt the worst chocolate known to man

JRPGs. There's always some fag that'll try and tell me they aren't real RPGs. Nigga, I don't give a fuck what it's called. I'd still play them if they were called something else and I enjoy them more than WRPGs so eat shit, bitch.

>>375886497
>bitter as dirt
>tastes like ash and beans
>feels like eating the whole plant
mah nigga

>>375887404
Dollar store chocolate says hi

>>375885154
>What is the white chocolate of videogames?

Walking simulators: Firewatch, Gone Home, etc..

While it's alright to enjoy them, strictly speaking they're not 'games' as you can't lose or otherwise impede your progress through the story via obstacles.

Games are the only form of media that can restrict a viewers access to further content by the player themselves not being good or skilled enough to do so and I think that's it's defining trait.

>>375886819
>i don't like thing so i make insane assumptions about those who do

>>375885659
because humans evolved to like the taste of pure sugar and fat to survive you lardass

>>375887021
>dude I bet you're not morbidly obese like me!

interesting

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>>375887529
I like it.

>>375887529
>it's alright to enjoy walking simulators
No, get out of this thread right now.

>>375887290
This is a meme. There's a reason why coffee belt plantations also made a mint with shit like sugarcane back in the day.

>>375887529
>Games are the only form of media that can restrict a viewers access to further content by the player themselves not being good or skilled enough to do so and I think that's it's defining trait.
>i have literally never read a difficult book or watched a difficult movie

>>375887404
the chocolate they put on reese's peanut butter cups and other similar candies is far worse.

>>375887684
>that's the joke

>>375886650
my nigger

>>375886187
and pies you fucking plebasarus.

>>375887764
I didn't know books could just go "No, you're too dumb" and close themselves on our faces

Smash Bros

>>375887493
but jrpgs actually tend to be real rpgs as opposed to wrpgs which tend to be fps or rhythm games

what did i mean by this?

>>375887915
You probably never read a book in your life if you think that isn't true.

I guess I'm expecting too much from the eternal /v/irgin.

>>375887706
That just means that it always been common for people to prepare their coffee too bitter. It's still possible to brew it so that it has an appealing taste, although I admit that the taste is acquired. That's not unusual though. There's a lot of foods that are enjoyed in one country that people on the other side of the world would find disgusting.

>>375885154
Roguelites

>>375888071
It's like olives: get it right once and you'll get it every other way for the rest of your life

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>>375888071
>There's a lot of foods that are enjoyed in one country that people on the other side of the world would find disgusting.

Like akutaq.

>>375887764
Access is different to understanding. You think if you sit down and watch memento the movie will just stop if you don't get it?

>>375885825
Milk chocolate is awful though
And only Cadbury uses crumb
And they probably will stop this p soon

>>375887915
I'm too dumb for Ulysses

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>>375888238
>Fish

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>>375888721
Dried fish all day erry day

Simulators

>>375887021
What are you, a faggot?

>>375886497
Oh golly, mister, you must have some really refined taste to enjoy 95 purcernt curcuurr durrr werrr urrrlll seeerrrr imprerrrrrssstt

>>375887021
I know right?

>not drinking gay black coffee instead

>>375885659
>milk solids
>sugar
what's not to like?

>>375889070
What?

>>375888710
You can still finish the book. It's not going to be very helpful, but you'll see the ending, even if you don't understand it.

If you can't beat a game, you won't. The game won't let you.

>>375885154
White chocolate is just like white men then.

>>375886048
>I don't see pirates making daily pro-pirate threads
Are you actually blind or just ignoring threads that don't upset your worldview?

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>>375887676

That shit sounds ritzy and fancy

>>375889486
Great? Totally.

>>375885659
>literally solid fat and sugar
wew

>>375889612
>dicklets instantly on damage control
;)

>>375886457
It also tastes like utter garbage.

>>375888238
How does it taste?

>>375890009
Kinda hard to describe, but kinda salty and tart. Sometimes it tastes like berry yogurt.

>>375887021
I can tolerate a person who puts milk/cream in the coffee but everyone hates sugar fags

>>375885154
who was in the wrong here?

>>375889287
Reading a book you don't understand is the equivalent of beating a game with noclip and godmode

Smash Brothers, vs fighting games

>>375890475
But you need to hack the game to enable godmode, or at least search for cheats online

I'd imagine it's the other way around, since you can probably understand Ulysses if you had some lit major explain it to you, therefore cheating

>>375889528
You're delusional

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>>375889070

>>375890286
You're mother must have dropped you on your head as a baby you fucking retard.

>>375889070
is someone massaging your prostate, anon?

>>375885154
>JRPG
'not real RPG!'
>Western fighting games
'not real fighting games!'
>Hearts of Iron 4
'not real HoI!'
>Persona
'not SMT!'

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>>375889070
Every time I read this it gets funnier.

>>375885659
It's terrible compared to dark chocolate. That shit is simply delicious.

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>>375889070

>>375889070

>anime_girl_slowly_loses_mind_while_being_cummed_inside.jpg

>>375891272
>'not real fighting games!'

nobody says this, they'll usually say they're shit but not that they're not real fighting games

>>375885154
Stanley parable.

>>375885594
Mario Bros 2 USA is still the true Mario Bros sequel. Fuck Myamoto and his revisionist history.

>>375886248
because he's a dick-sucking homosexual, that's why.

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>>375885748
>Mario 3D World isn't a REAL 3D paltfomer!

Says fucking who?

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>>375889070
I've been here before. It's just late and you can't even be bothered to shitpost.

>>375885258
How so?

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>>375885154

What is the Toblerone of videogames?

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>>375885613
>white chocolate tastes better

>>375892445
World of Warcraft

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>>375892445
I literally had this pepe cocked and loaded for years now.

>>375892818
>149....
i think not

>>375892445
Final Fantasy XIII-2

>>375892445
Cawadoody.

>>375885825
>milk chocolate
>liking the taste of sweetened candle wax

dark chocolate master race

>>375889070
Fucking got em

>>375892818
>years
The Toblecaust happened like a few months ago...

>>375891997
unless it's smash

>>375885154
Mobilegames/paytostart/f2p

>>375885258

This

>>375893446
>smash
>western

>>375892939
I was going to say XIII but only because of that one shopped picture.