The Final Boss is your Dad

The Final Boss is your Son.

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Final boss is an evil from THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

>>375875448
>LISA.jpg

>>375875448
The final boss is your Mom

>>375875448

But what if you roll a black character?

oh boy I hope it's a new mommy

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>>375876431

SILLY DADDY, YOU CAN'T EAT CARPET

>>375875848
IN THE FUTURE

the shaaving, the shaaving

Ya gotta boil it, till the glue gets soft

>>375877001
Not like that, you gotta boil it till the glue gets soft.

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>That final episode joke with the shellfish and clams

>>375875848
Final boss is giant red gorilla in space.
You have to defeat him by giving yourself to himsexually.

>>375875448

TONIGHT

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>>375875448
You belong in a garbage can

>>375875448
I HAD TO PULL ALOT OF STRINGS TO GET YOU THAT JOB

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>>375876915
yeah its not. now put on your work boots and your respirator. i pulled a lot of strings for them to hire an eight year old.

When did ATHF jump the shark?

I say around season 4

>>375877709
I call this 'I wanna rock your body'...then in parentheses '(til the break of dawn)

>>375875448
The Final Boss is an evil version of yourself

>>375877895
ba daa boo baow. widdly waaaaaa boo dadoo boo dao widdly widdly widdly widdly waaaahhhhhh

>>375875448

what's the best episode and why is it

bible fruit

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>the final boss is Dolan Drumpf

>>375878108
We used to pick up a drifter..

>final boss doesn't have sun-dried tomatoes

>>375878108
>What is Dumber Dolls
>What is Handbanana
>What is Global Grilling
>What is Frat Aliens

0/10

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>>375875448
>tfw my Dad is dead.
What games have the main character's father's ghost comes back to fight his son to see how strong he's gotten since he's been gone?

>>375878412
Persona 2

>>375875848
>NOW YOU LISTEN DIRECTLY TO ME. I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST AND I HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE.
>...alright.
I love carl

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>>375878585

Truly the voice of a generation

you're ruining the potential of these threads by posting them every day

>>375878585
>...alright.

Cracks me up every single time.

>>375878405
>commence the jigglin

>>375875448
Tales of Symphonia...kinda.

>>375877760
I stopped knowing all the quotes around the time they started changing the show title every season. I still loved the show all the way to the end though. There were some gems even late in the game.

I never got into ATHF but Assy Mcgee and Metalocalypse need to come back.

KILL KILL

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>final boss is the personification of all your problems and regrets

>Carl you're not just dressed like a woman

>Oh do go on please

>>375878585
>yeah I remember eating carpet but not so much the giant robots and lasers
Carl is a gift

>>375878993
Mithos wasn't your dad anon, that's Kratos.

We are Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday!

the final dad is your boss

>>375878412
The bonus dungeon in Radiata Stories

>>375877760
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad One was the most boring season ever, I'd say that.

>>375877284
That wasn't the finale episode, the finale episode was the highlander spoof.

>>375876431
isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac~

I AINT HUGGING NO DAMN MUMMIE

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The final boss's dad owns a dealership

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>>375876431
Oh lordy

>>375879436
anyone else get uncomfortably hard for this ep?

>>375882317
>mk8. i like it to but its far from the best mario kart

>The final boss let's the flute's wires do their thing

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>>375878824

Should I watch ATHF? I am a spic, so would I get the jokes either way?

You guys better post some friggin Carl edits by the time I get back.

Or you know, don't. It don't matter to me.

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>>375882905
>so uh hey monsta, you gonna piss off or what? I gotta go to da store and get more of dem penis pills, not fo me no I got it goin on im just tryin to help a friend. And theres a sale goin on and I gotta get down there quick so either you take your giant monsta army and get the hell outta here or I show you what I showed ya motha last night

>>375875448
>final boss is the great Monkey Claus

>The final boss don't matter

>>375883021
watch some clips on youtube; you'll work out whether or not the humour is for you pretty quick

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>>375875448

My Dad is chill as fuck; we would end up picking up sluts together and then watch Scarface, Goodfells and Casino before going to bed.

Then I'd sneak up next to him and stab that fucker in the heart.

Freud was right.

>>375882648
>The final boss says OH YEAH when you say UNH
>this is a quicktime mechanic

>>375883021
It's LOLSORANDUMB but it is also kino with some of the greatest fictional characters ever created

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>>375883072
>well nappas dead, and here I gots to fight these dumpster rejects for one measly planet? Fine, lets do dis. But I gotta say I am da prince of an entire race, and the strongest der is so you can try to fight me. Ya gonna lose ya cockrot or whateva yer little name was. I got places to be, fine ladies to show my power level to, and other meaningful planets to conquer

Teeth are for gay people

>>375875448
>Final Boss yells BEHOLD! before all it's special attacks

>>375883072
>>375883228
Don't friggin stop.

>>375883236
thefuckman

>>375878940
STOP VIBRATING EMERY!
HE'S JUST TRYING TO CONTROL US!

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>>375875848

Hand Banana.

Why is Carl the best cartoon character of all time?

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>>375883228
>Hows my little brudda doin huh? You conquer the planet yet? Made em yer slaves? Got any hawt mistresses I could, you know, take to da backroom and SHOW HER A LITTLE BIT OF THIS POWER LEVEL I GOT hehehehehe.....no? You live among these little twerps? Ma was right we should have just aborted you. No matta, big bro is here to show you how you take over a planet. Now just watch da birdie

>>375883749
Oh look, more tail-less little morons come to MY planet, take MY dragonballs, and challenge me to a fight? You even know what my powa level is? Cause I'll tell you, its bigger than what your mother could handle THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS PLOWIN' HER YEAA HAHAHAHEHEHE. Oh did I hit a nerve? Wait, you never knew yer mother? Sucks to be you, then again, i never really liked my ma as she got older and told me I needed to become ruler of da universe. Whateva, it don't matter. I got a sandwich in da ship with some galactic porno waitin for me

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>>375883893
forgot the pic

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>>375882317
>just unlocked Gold Mario last night
I'm ready.

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>>375883975
Yo, Aku was it? More like asshead for what im about to unleash upon you with dis magical sword. You flung me through time? I dun give a crap about dat. Then future gots better women anyways. These chicks even shave everything, and I do mean everything. So if you don't mind, how about you make it easy on yourself and impale your scrawny weak little face on dis sword so I can get outta here and get on with my day? Was thinkin' I go get my sword polished, and then go get my magical blade sharpened IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

Carl posting is a gift we don't deserve.

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>>375882760
>transparent dress
>those pubes

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>>375884109
Yo my main man Eddy, we gonna do scams or what? I was thinkin' we up da price of what we chargin fo and then we can get all the jawbreakas we eva need. And then maybe we go pay the kanker sisters a visit, show them OUR jawbreakers ya? Ya feel me? We gonna give dem da business today!

>>375883697
I don't know why, but he really is the best animated character ever.

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Well boys, you saw it... I just got Laid.

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>>375883697
Cause he's got a friggin' sweet ride.

Is Carl /ourguy/?

>>375884597
The ride that got stolen.

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>THE WAR OF MAN AGAINST MACHINE RAGED ON THROUGH THE EARLY 70s.
>YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHESY. BUT NOW, IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED!

>>375884597

Cars can't be killed... IT WAS MURDERED

>>375884224
>tfw there was so much more even one of her spreading her legs all under the dress but I couldnt save them cause the thread got deleted
Fuck man.

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>most downloads of season 4 are aliased as fuck
>most downloads of later seasons are 640x360p

What the fuck

>>375877363
YOU

>>375882760
There was a second thread? The one I was in got crossboarded to /trash/.

>>375882360
>Uncomfortably
No

>>375885075
Nothing big happened though, but a lot of yummy pics got made there but it got deleted.

Call the neighbors I want then to see this!

Hey Carl, you lose something behind the couch?

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>>375876431
>Are you sleeping, son?

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>if you lose, you get raped

>>375875448
good thing, he will just ignore me for 31 years.

>>375886113
>JerrySanduskydevelopsmadden2018

The final boss is A piece of carpet

>I HAD TO PULL A LOT OF STRINGS TO GET THEM TO HIRE AN 8 YEAR OLD

>>375886361
Carpet?...na na that Burber....thats an industry term

>>375885158
What thread? Is it not in the archives?

>>375884425
Ayo post-man. You makin these up yourself or what?

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>>375887160
of course, ive watched every episode and listened to carl just not give a crap enough to know how he might handle a situation as whatever person

>>375884425
Yo Simon, Seemone? Symon? Oh well whatever yer name is, you're now Semen. You gotta believe in yourself, cause you know, I kinda believe in you, so believe in me that kinda believes in you, or whateva. By the way you see da rack on that snipa chick? Bet shes got some extra munitions hidden under that bikini top, if ya know what Im sayin hehehehehehe, oh come on Semen, whatdya mean that aint appropes? Whateva, it don't matter, just beat up this monkey guy so we can go back and oggle that redhead some moe'

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>>375876431

>>375887478
You're pretty good at these in that case. I'm surprised there's no compilation of them somewhere on the internet.

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>>375887478
>Alright, everybody shut da hell up, and shut yer cake holes. Ms Fizzle had alot o' booze last night, and can't be bothered wit no adventure today. Carl. Carl! Hey mexican! I'm talkin' to you'se, if you make one more wisecrack Im sendin' yer ass to the principal and calling INS on yer folks. How you like spending the next few years going home to home? Whateva, just keep yo mouth shut before I make it so you gotta get stitches to eat.......Anyways, hey Wanda, come 'ere. You uh...you asian or sometin? Alright whateva forget it, you 18 yet?

>>375887495
did he ever thought of fucking his mom

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>>375887784
crap i think i got the wrong character, oh well

>Hey, Navee or whateva yer friggin name is. Would. You. Please. Just. Shut the hell up for one minute while I think dis ova. Gah, thank you! Ok, so you tellin' me we gotta go to da castle, wit all dat darkness around it and crazy evil stuff, and take out the big bad guy inside and save da princess? ....Is-is she hot? YOu know, like do she got dem big knockers that most of dem princess' got? No? Well, Im sure, that she can get outta dat if I just send a support check. Or some rupees, or just go back to da forest and see if those little green jerks can me some loopy juice or sometin

>>375877427
>Season 5 never ever

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>>375888015
>So uh, hey Ed, when you thinks I can get my body back? Or maybe attach my soul to sometin wit a workin boner? Cause I. Have got. The most wicked bona' you had ever seen these past couple years. All dese hot chicks just come up to you, see you're a short midget person and then look at me and I can just tell, that their panties just drop to da floor. Don't look at me like dat, Im just sayin, as your brother, I love you, but I gotta get me some special attention. This armor, it rusts pretty easily from dese girls when dey try to do there thing, ya see? I need something with a little more OOMPH to it, so I can, you know, maybe, feel something down there

>>375888257
I remember about a year ago, Adult Swim had a livestream of there office where people would fax in petitions to get a 5th season and see it being printed out into a trash bin.

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>>375888331
>Char-char charmander. Char char-charmander char! Char-you know what screw dis crap. I can talk just fine Ash. Or should I say "Ass". Dats right, your little fire breathin fire guy right here can talk to your 10 year old little smartass. How about next time, YOU go into battle with anotha dude and I'll shout commands at you instead. Or you know, maybe we go down to the local centa', and I use my fire powas to burn off any clothes on dem hot nurses, TURN UP DA HEAT if you know what Im sayin

>>375888485
Need the money for more seasons for Mr. Pickles.

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>>375888534
>TURN UP DA HEAT if you know what Im sayin

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>>375888534
>Alright all you hell monsters listen up, cause I'se only sayin dis once. You better line up to get your ass beatin's, cause ready or not I am comin, For. Your. Ass. Dats right, all yo stuff is mine, whether you likes it or not, so you better come outta yo hiding holes or from your mothers anus, and face me like the hellish manbeast you is. Unless you aint got the chops for it, cause I got the chops for you if you don't, just like what Im gonna give to whateva made you freakshows in da first place

HAND BANANA NO

>>375888485
The most surprising thing about this was how many people still had a fucking fax machine

>>375877427
Kek

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>>375888783
this is great

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>>375888783
>Alright mortee listen up, you may be the fruit of my fruit, my grandson and all dat, but dont think i wont leave yo ass in some sort of demonic hellborn dimension where all dey do is shove things inside of whateva hole they can make. I'll do it too, and I'll just go get a new morty and give him your old memories I got saved on dis here thumb drive i stole from ya fatha. Anyways, I got a special assignment for yous' today. You need to take dis special portal gun I made that works for your, um, special "really high" smartness and uh, go to a certain dimension where its not illegal to take pictures of women. I'd go myself but dose police guys know my face. And well I just cant go through that again, in fact I wont have to, cause I gots me an expendab-er I mean loving grandkid (whom i might replace if he fails), whats dat? No I didnt say anything weird, yer hearin things. Now go. Go and get me some crazy crotch shots of dose chicks with da three boobs and buttholes up on there necks.

>>375889164
Damn son, these are top.

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>>375889164
>so Hey finn, when you gonna invite dat hot princess over to play with my joyst-I mean play games again? No not the actual fire princess, what you crazy to get your thing burned off? Not me, Im talkin about dat bubblegum princess. You know, da one with the big knockers made out of literal bubblegum? I bet you get her ova' here to play a game on my uh, joystick, ya, joystick, she'll probably let you and me's do a little more chewin on her bubblegum IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN hehehehehehehehehe......I mean, you know after Ive had my turn

There needs to be a carl version of everything
this thread is proof

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>reading all these carlposts in his voice

>>375889492
>>375889573
Carlposting deserves to be more popular.

>>375889458
You're fucking great anon.

>>375888870
He's not a boy anymore, he's a man.

>>375889492
>Rule 69: If it exists there is a Carl of it.

>>375884597
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN CAR

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>>375889573
thats the point I try to get across

>>375889458
>Yo, so uh, Bulma. You remember when we was kids and you fell asleep and woke up with no panties on? Well I just want you to know, that I'm officially done with those panties. I mean done. Those things, cannot be washed, and even then should not be worn. By any living thing. But hey, if you's feelin freaky I could go get dem out of the special bag I keeps em in and we could see where this goes. Wait, what? You in a relationship with Vegeta? Oh well, your loss. I mean, I haven't specifically seen him naked, what am I, gay? But Im sayin to you, GET IT CAUSE IMA SAIYAN, hehehehehe....ok no look dont cry about dem panties or what I did to dem, just trying to say that if I whipped it out for you right now, you'd wanna have a baby wit a real man. But uh, now I gotta go and sniff them panties I took off of you when I was 8, and gotta go fight some sort of monsta, or whatever the hell is making ALL THAT DAM NOISE OVA DER, I NEED MY FRIGGIN SLEEP FROM ALL THE LIFTIN I BEEN DOIN

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>>375889931
>Alright listen up you dorks. I seen you around here, eyeballin me and my bike. Just to let you know, I will (guitar sound) your asses if you even look at my bike funny. You get me? And don't talk to Naz anymore. She said uh, sometin about you trying to put a quarter somewhere inside a-her? Well just so yous also know. I. Broke. Dat. Ass. Already. So you know you can have sloppy thirds, if yous think you can handle it, dorks. Later losers, I gotta go give da business to ya motha. FO A QUARTER EHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha.....yea

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>>375890195
>Hey Hank, you know how we been friends for like, foreva? Well, I was thinkin maybe you uh, open up da blinds in yer bathroom a bit more. Yea, uh, propane is probably leaking out through the closed blinds when yer wife is in da shower, and that, uh, is bad cause the government is using that propane to spark an anti race war, or sometin. Just open up your blinds more in the bathroom, you know, mostly at night. And don't worry about the ladder next to the fence. Thats there cause I want it there, and what I say goes cause my son is 100% mine and I own my house like a Gawd.

>>375883697
the straight man is always a classic, and his voice makes it even better

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Please for the love of god somebody do a Shit Was SO Cash variation of Carl.

Just call it "Shit was SO Carl"

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>>375890386
change of pace

>Hey guys! Look at me! Im a robotic cyborg sent from da future to kill me some turtles. Shut up Frylock, I know you found Carl chopped in half and put him back together. I just thought I'd hop in and give him a test run, you know? Get me down to the store, and get me some ice-cream, cause Im obviously an adult human man, and not, well, myself inside the gutted remains....of a man....WHO WANTS SOME ICE CREAM?

You can't eat carpet.
Silly daddy

Look at me im flying a magic carpet over here

>>375890680
Pic related, it's me and my uh, mail order Russian bride, Svetlana. Alright now you get in the kitchen and make me a pot roast, you dirty whore

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>>375890680
cant find an image with carls face in place of that one guys face


>>375890681
>Shes somebody I used to know, so now Im uh, gonna go hide myself as a camouflaged man hiding next to her abstract art, or whateva. YOu know, maybe just wait till shes sleepin and then make sure she remembers SOMEBODY SHE USED TO KNOW YEA YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

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This thread is gold

>>375884564
job over

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Fucking hell didnt think Id be sucked into a thread to post Carl memes, i was gonna play some FO4 and punch things to death before bed

>>375891067
>So yea, the Watchmen are disbanded, don't mean I can't uh, warp into some ladies bedroom, show her a big blue naked God that she will drop whatever shes doing, and make me a dam sandwich while Im givin her da business. I have seen tings so small and so fast, you could say they never happened at all. Kinda like that girl Im sleepin wit. You know, the little tit chick who I broke up wit my fiance fo. Shes aight. Now GET OFF MY DAM LAWN

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>>375891330
>......................................................................................................................................................................................why am I a peice of wood with a retard for a best friend?

Would you let yourself get humped by a red gorilla in space?

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>>375891479
>Ok Shinjil. Listen to me. As yer fatha, I never paid you much attention, or uh, love when you was younga. But you's a man now, and you tell me WHY YOU AINT TAPPIN DAT REDHEAD COME ON. Why sin did I commit to Gawd to get such a pansy ass kid for a son. If you was really my kid, you woulda had both dem girls in a threesome by now. And haven't you seen that Rei chick naked already? And you didn' do nothin'? What are you, gay?

>>375891634
Got anything for Igor from Persona?

>>375891725
Oh man I'd love to see that.

I hope someone is saving these.

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>>375891725
If theres a picture of carls face on him, sure

>>375891634
>Hey, Naruto. Didnt I tell your crazy cat faced ass to get off my lawn when practicing your ninja crap? Just cause you had no lovin' parents doesn't mean you gotta be disrespectin' a mans lawn like dat. Tell you what, you come over later after practice, and maybe, just maybe, if the softcore porno on TV is ova, you come over and I uh.......i dont know, just come over and I'll teach you sometin. Maybe you transform into a girl again and show me some cleavage, eh? Hey, you think you can transform and then get into the girls locka room and get me a few pictures?

>>375875448
>>375875848
>>375885158
>>375883353
>>375891634
>>375891918
Well I'm getting downvoted anyways so I may aswell just say it. Every single of those games aside from Horizon Zero Dawn was quite poor. Zelda being the shitstain that puts the rest to shame. Breath of the Wild is one of the absolute worst games I've seen. I have no idea how adults who have played a single game before it can say they liked it with a straight face. I can't even wouldn't even begin to respect the opinion of someone who said they liked it on anything again. The music was awful, the combat mechanics were awful, the enemies had an AI that doesn't belong in a game of this decade, with very little variety in design or movesets, the puzzles were the opposite of clever. The few bosses actually REUSED models and had no substance in fights, trails were a horrible extrinsic reason to explore the world on top of just plain old sucking intrinsically. The cherry on top was Ganon. Oh my fucking god Ganon was the bit that pushed the game into embarrassingly bad territory. Those final moments where he just stands completely still attacking nothing... I literally dropped my controller, pulled out my phone and started recording for about a minute to show a couple friends just how bad it was. I stood right in front of that giant mother fucker for a good 2 minutes and didn't take a single point of damage. He just shot lazers at nothing in different directions over and over with really annoying music playing, and the utter nonsensical rambling of the living plot device princess zelda vomiting bullshit harping on and on and on about nothing in a mind numbing loop. Seriously Fuck that game. Fuck anyone who liked it... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing the amount of praise it gets. It makes absolutely no fucking sense. It is garbage on a tier all of its own. If you like Breath of the Wild, you have no standards to speak of.

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>>375891961
little of topic but ok
>Links father is the final boss of BoTW
thats a thought


>>375891918
>SO, I see all my plans I've been trying to bring to a close has been ruined. And by what, some kid who lost his hand jerkin it too hard and his metal motha? (Sigh) Know what? Whateva, thank you. Thank you for destroying years of planning, Im just tryin' to help humanity from itself, you know? Maybe start up a hommunculus strip club or something, thats all I ever really wanted. Make it so those girls will do anything, and I mean anything, Fryman. Might as well go get wasted and see if my human wife wants SOME OF THIS FUHRER MEAT SWORD IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
ok that one was kinda messy

>>375891961
what does this have to do with anything here

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>>375891961
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

Im ya fada I just made you

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>>375892360
>Ok, you kids shut da hell up and be quiet. I need all yer booze and some women up in here. Ain't been doing nothing but slayin demons and I have. Seen. Some. Shit. Tellin' you now. The tings I seen, they enough to drive you kids insane. Hey Farnese, remember when I saved yous' from that crazy horse wit da big thing between its legs? I just sawed that thing in half wit a single blow, maybe you repay the favor wit uh....I don't know, but it aint gonna be a single blow IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

http://www.theoccasional.com/content/2014/3/3/how-to-beat-up-your-dad-a-tutorial

>>375892409
>Final boss is boss of this gym

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couple more before Im done

>>375892545
>So Vegeta. What we doin here again? Collecting dese dragon things or sometin? OK whateva, just tell me this little white things powa level so I can crush it with my ginormous willy, and we can be on our way to some intergalactic porno shack. Ever since dat bug planet Ive been feelin' an itch I cant scratch, if you know what Im relayin' to ya. Better yet, lets just get dese dragon nuts and make a wish for loads of horny women? Vegeta? No? Ok, we'll put that idea on the table, but you know, they will do anything for their new leaders once we take ova this little planet

>>375892545
>Don't gimme dat look Puck I got Blue balls ova here, and Caska ain't even gonna understand dis

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>>375892779
>You know. I had a dream once. A dream, like any other young man. To get his rocks off to the most beautiful women, while they showered in da nude, where dey cant sees you. Instead I got sucka'd into doin this pokecrap. For some dude who said he was the grandpa of some other dude I don't even like. And can you believe this guy was in charge of the town? He didn't even know I was a boy, and asked me what his grandsons name was, which I reminded him was "Buttlicker". Cause you know, Gary, just causes so much tramatic events in my life i don't know if I'll ever get talla than what I am now. Docta says I got a few years before I start to get old and die, just like everyone. So. Misty. ALL Im askin, is you let my put sometin inside you for a minute.

>>375879664
>You're taking this pretty well, Carl.
>Kudos.

>>375878412
WOTLK?

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>>375893026
>Yea, you guys go ova dere and you know, shoot dem other guys. I'll be here, makin sure dis.....thing works. Got a wrench to wreck any of dem weird guys that come 'round, so don't worry, you go and you do stuff with a gun and just point and pull dat trigga. Cause.....I got.....I got thing (porno sounds from dispenser) goin' on over here. You need me to lay down da law you just say da word, and I will be all over dat, as long.........as long as......oh my god those are big..........yea what you need? A dispensa? Yea I made one its.....over there....gotta look for it. Wanted to uh, make sure no one shot it or sometin. You know, lookin out for da team. Hey how come we ain't gots no women around here?

>>375889717
I want my name to be Spaghetti.

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Probably the last of what I could find on the net

>>375893275
>Yea so hey, Im a, Majeen Boo, or whateva. You could attack me, but I'll just come back cause you know, Im just gonna regenerate. Why am I attacking? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ME? Whoever made me into this pink dildo is gonna get an ass smashing when I finds em. Whateva it dont matter. None a dis mattas.

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>this thread

>>375893575
Guess I'll just save what Carl images I found and save them for hijaking another thread in the future

>>375876431
Fucking finally
RULES OF NATURE

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>go away already

>>375875448
CALA BOCA VIADO
Devia ter pegado seu angu.

>>375875448
Is it just me or did this show give anyone else the creeps? Like something about it was just...off. I still watched it regularly regardless...

>>375894251
Eita porra agora sim é Aqua Teen.
Bundão.

Anon, is this all of it?
https://imgur.com/a/bChQ0

>>375894573
voando pelo Mercadão de Madureira > egito

O PAPAI MACACO NÃO SABIA O QUE ERA POLO NORTE, COMO É QUE IA SABER, BURRO PRA CACETE.

>>375894724
Is this the story of Oedipus?

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>>375894785
ELE NASCEU ANTES DA CIÊNCIA EXISTIR

A dublagem é um tesouro nacional.

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>>375883072
>>375883228
>>375883749

>HEY JERKOFF
>YOU TALKIN' SHIT 'BOUT MY HAIR?
>HOW 'BOUT I REARRANGE YER F(gutter sound effect) FACE INTO THAT ROCK OVER DER?

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>>375894980
>SIM MAS OS GNOMOS VIERAM DO ESPAÇO E D E U U M A M E R D A

>mfw
>tfw Santo Graal da dublagem brasileira

>>375878412
hamlet?

>Final Boss is a version of you for everytime you died.
>Everytime you die in game you respawn at full health.
>The game took timestamps of gear and skills equipped.
>Its just waves of yourself you have to keep killing and dying to until you clear them all.

Go on getcha car washed

Or are you a moron, gonna get yo ass WHOOPED

>you took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence, and for that I applaud you

>>375876939
So, it's exactly like Among the Sleep?

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>>375897801
If you had the chance to talk to and ruin the life of a more successful version of yourself, to the point where they kill themselves, would you do it?

>>375878108
but dickesode is clearly the best

>>375897265
RIGHT HERE AND NOW BOY

NOW SHOVE HIM

PHYSICALLY

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I'm telling you the best episode is viral marketing from season 10. If that aint in your top 10 episodes you can suck my muffler

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tfw getting the urge to make carls house in the sims

>>375898708
2 Wycked dont need no car wash, I just hit it with the shammy

>>375886113
>See? All I know is "ball", "good"
>AND RAPE

>>375878412
Chrono Cross

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>tfw been watching parts of this show on and off for like ten years
>still probably tons of episodes I haven't seen, ones I have seen were so long ago that I forgot most of the jokes
>I'll be able to keep being entertained by this beautiful show for another ten years at least
Same deal with King of the Hill too. These sprawling, long running shows are so easy to enjoy on and off for a ridiculous amount of time. It's very nice.

>>375898898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpo81b_i1A

>playing TF2 back when HLDJ worked
>Guy on a server I played on used Hand Banana quotes for mic spam
>made Carl ones id use in response to his


Simpler times

>>375875448
>at the end of the game, it dont matter, none of this matters

>>375886113
shadow hearts 2

if you win, you do the rapining

>that feel when still lose my shit when I hear "Hey Dusty come over here, lemme show ya where we're holdin the pole vaultin competition hehehehe God I'm so lonely"

>>375896980
That sounds simultaniously shitty and amazing.

Someone cap this thread.

>>375876939
Really? So it's just Binding of Isaac: Pretentious 2deep4u edition?

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>>375901364
Took me awhile but here ya go.

>>375902854
Thanks.