Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

>>375837760
>cute
Hehehhe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
God Hand

>>375838198
she is cute as fuck though

>>375838354
I won't deny that she's cute as fuck
But she isn't

That depends, is she a casual who doesn't even softdrift?

>>375837760
I wish I could understand what she is saying

>>375837760
I want a squid girlfriend

>>375838447
are you a fag?

>>375839658
What, you aren't?

>>375839658
> 2017
> Not being a fag

>>375839797
that depends, having sex with traps makes me a fag?

>>375840173
That also depends, is his penis feminine?

>>375837760
Girls like this are worthless as people. I don't want a stupid pet, I want a person I can hang out with, enjoy the company of, talk to and fuck and generally have a great time. Betas think this is what they want because they've never been in an actual relationship. Some of the most miserable people you'll meet are ones who have cute/sexy/hot boyfriends or girlfriends who are actually boring as fuck.

>>375840640
you're confusing friendship with relationship

that's probably the reason why you don't have a girlfriend, I would even dare say you are in the friend zone right now

>>375840173
>having sex with traps makes me a fag?
Yes

>>375837760
>Smart Steering
0/10 would not date

>>375837760
>Would you like to have an Asian girlfriend who constantly plays a game with some element of driving in it

No. That sounds awful.

>>375837760
>Would you like to have a girlfriend
No, i have transcended such needs

>>375842149
H-how?

>>375842424
I lied pls somebody fuck me

>>375841906
I think it's better to have a casual gamer girlfriend than a hardcore one.

>>375837760
2bh I'd rather have a japanese-american gf.

>>375843986
>japanese-american
>christian
>conservative
>cute
>plays nintendo games
>hate fags

oh shit, i think i'm envisioning the perfect girlfriend

For someone who had the version on Wii U, is this worth the money?

>>375839658

yeh

>>375837760
no, why would I? Im only interested in boyfriends and I dont play nintendo

>>375839658
Yes? Everyone here is a fag.

>>375845935
You now have the option to play a decent battle mode, play as Inkling girl/boy, king boo and some other random characters, play the DLCs and play portable anywhere you want.

Now ask yourself, are those features that important to me? Is $60 worth those things?