Would you join this party?
Yeah, all girl parties are cute!
>Joining anything with Noel on it
hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhheheheheh
Definitely not.
>>375829890
THE NAME IS HAKUMEN
>>375829395
hell yes
>>375829890
>joining a party full of psychos and edgelords
Enjoy getting ganked by one of your teammates.
>>375829395
I'd rather join this one
>>375830316
>Full
>Literally 3 people, two of which don't give a damn as long as you stay out of their way
I'll take my chances.
>>375829395
Why does Noel have tits?
>>375830316
Better than a team of useless nobodies
>>375830556
Hakumen: Justice freak who will kill anyone who gets in his way.
Jubei: Surprisingly sane cat.
Nine: Man-hating bitch that shoots first and asks questions later.
Terumi: Psycho edgelord supreme and pure evil.
Trinty: Dumb broad and the world's worst judge of character.
Valk: Asshole who only shows loyalty and respect to his master.
Everyone but Jubei is pretty awful.
>>375830507
>3 healers
>>375830883
Noel has always had tits.
>>375829395
I like Kajun's tiny hat
>>375831135
>get three times the heals
>be unkillable
It's foolproof
>>375829395
Not unless Es joins.
>>375831128
Me and Jubei would go for some beers and then hecould penetrate me with his spiked penis
>>375830507
The deal breaker. This is really important.Do they have thicc futa cocks?
>>375831051
These girls are strong and capable. They only seem weak if you compare them to the most powerful beings in the world.
>>375832535
Sorry anon, no deal.I wish though
>>375829395
Only if they bust my nuts 24/7
>>375829395
The real question is would they actually allow some beta cuck neet living in a basement join their party?
Only Chad may join
>>375829395
sure, but only if im a sexy anime girl with huge tits too
>>375834507
There are magic items that can turn you into one.
>>375835025
Count me in
>>375829395
>sameface
>>375835025
then sure count me in in the party
>>375835178
>>375836059
Be aware that you will end up succumbing to cocklust as a result of your transformation into a hot chick.
>>375829934
How is it that supposed to make you like 3DPD?
That just show how shit they are unless you are looking very good yourself.
What is the point of doing that much efforts for a manface or even worse?
>>375836429
i never saw mai succumbing to cocklust
im gonna be fine
>>375836429
You say that as if i haven't already.
>>375836540
Mai originally liked girls but after her mind also turned into that of a girl she started liking dudes.
>>375836653
is there is magic to transform people into sexy girls, im pretty sure theres gotta be magic to make them lesbians.
>>375836815
Will you still want to turn into a lesbian once you start lusting for cock?
>>375837557
they just need to turn me into a lesbian at the same moment the turn me into a girl.
easy.
>>375837557
The answer is girldick
>>375836815
>>375837557
>>375837797
>>375837838
Can't we just use magic to transform people into sexy futas instead that arr lesbians yet lust for girlcock? Two birds with one stone.
Would sexytime be allowed or is it strictly business?
>>375837907
*are
>>375829395
>Cleric, Archer, Monk, Lancer, Mage
Seems pretty balanced. Who's going to tank though?
>>375829395
Its like they are having a competition of who has the most retarded outfit for battle.
This party seems capable. What do you guys think?
>>375838193
I got a bad feeling about this
>>375838180
Yes, because maid outfits are well known for their design for battle.
>>375838193
So i didnt know that middle guy was male. Looks like a girl tomboy but in the LN its actually a guy. Explains why in the manga he gets torn apart immediately instead of raped.
>>375838063
I guess the monk can tank, especially if she's buffed.
>>375838549
Yeah.
>>375833683
And they have really big nipples
>>375841117
Big nipples are good.
>>375841394
What about lactating big nipples?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61295647
>>375829395
>No guys
No, nothing will get done
>>375829395
Sorry but no.
You see, I am only interested in manly bara males.
So excuse me, I don't want to waste neither your time nore mine.
Would you joint their party?
Protip:You can't decline
>>375841821
>Kunaboto
>>375829395
No, since my warband of futa orcs is already too strong
Their crossbreed daughters offer too much versatility to pass up
>>375843130
>will never get taken captive by a band of futa orcs and mindbroken into the perfect cockslave
Why live
>>375842483
>entire party pretending to use holy enchantments
They got solo'd by a guy using a big sword lol. I'd rather join his party. They have a witch and use all elements.
>>375843467
>Why live
So you can go on adventures with a party of futa orcs and fuck all the monstergirls in the land together!
Every party needs a portable stress relief magic user that isn't entirely mind broken yet if you still need to make cockslave into your official class!
>>375844269
I like how you think.
>>375843130
>>375844269
>mfw futa on futa is my fetish, especially between monstergirls of differing species and with catfighting
>majority of monstergirls except for the Orcs are just female
God fucking dammit.
>>375843467
Futa on male a shit
>>375844568
>mfw futa on futa is my fetish, especially between monstergirls of differing species and with catfighting
Never ever, until we form a smut commissioning crowdfund or one of us degenerates gets filthy rich
We get a couple touhou futa wrestling doujins every year at least
>>375844384
Just remember to watch out for the occasional barbs or flare since the half-orcs have varying thicc diccs
>>375845423
It's okay anon, i'm a girl(male).
>>375845596
I like to live dangerously.
>>375845423
ur shit
>>375830507
>>375831739
Godamn, I've fapped to this so much.
I wish there was more "Only wearing a tabard" porn.
>>375830507
>>375831739
Source?
>>375829445
>all girl party
What could go wrong, right?
>>375846826
Good taste.
So wait, is an all girl party with a single guy a female fantasy since they are pretty much in charge, or a male fantasy since he gets more attention?
>>375846274
tripriestly playing
>>375846979
Could be both depending on their personalities.
>>375846826
Protip:alot
>>375845743
>I like to live dangerously
RIP ur boipucci
>>375845950
There is no mystery to the bonerSince being a part of a loving family is the best fetish!
>>375847227
I wouldn't want it to go any other way.
>>375847208
What the fuck? When have goblins ever been more than starting area enemies? Orcs and trolls are supposed to be next level goblins.
>>375847527
Women are that bad at adventuring.
>>375847227
Okay.
>>375848291
>~Until the dick cheese~
>>375848387
Traps are far superior to futa
>tfw want to get into blazblue's story because it looks fun despite being retarded
>each game takes a fuckton of time to complete
wat do
>>375838180
Tsubaki's outfit is fine
>>375848610
If you have shit taste and are a homosexual that would be correct in your opinion.
>>375831739
Wrong! You can still be instakilled
>>375847527
>When have goblins ever been more than starting area enemies?
Any time a DM wants to provide an unexpected curveball for his players
Read about "Tucker's Kobolds" to get a quick idea of how having crafty 4hp little shits that decide to do more than run forward and die can eradicate even experienced parties
>>375847471
Use potions of elasticity maintain prime tightness
>>375848036
Cooking meals for your friends and loved ones is also a great fetish
>>375848795
Start with Calamity Trigger, and just start making a daily effort to play an hour or two. You should be able to get through each game's story in a week or two
>>375842514
> hating the kunagod
jesus christ man, stop with the gay stuff
>>375850176
I didn't even consider alchemy, good thinking anon.
>>375850176
I recently dm'd a 5e game where the pc's had to take out a goblin cave. Those goblins only had 7hp, but they could hit fucking hard! One goblin took out a fighters health by over half in one non crit hit.
He liked that, incidentally. He was used to 2e.
>>375850176
What about sexual kinds of meals?
>>375851501
>>375850860
You gotta be creative if you wanna survive half-dragon cock anon
>>375851501
Sexual meals can be cute if made like >>375851857
a semen smothered steak ain't cute tho
>>375851286
>One goblin took out a fighters health by over half in one non crit hit
Noice, unexpected moments like that when fighting typically pushover enemies is fun
I really should run 5e more since I have most of the early books
>>375846826
They're a capable group.
>>375852415
>>375851857
I meant eating pussy and sucking dick anon.
>>375852415
True that, some magic on the side wouldn't hurt either.
>>375851857
rip
>>375835025
>Get huge boobs and a hot body
>Get some random magic power
>Hang out in an all girls school
Sounds great. I'm surprised more people don't try to find these things.
>>375855247
The random magic power made it almost impossible for Mai to enjoy eating food. And her father sending her away was pretty traumatic. Not to mention her fear that her original self was disappearing once she realized that her mind had also turned into that of a woman.
>>375855556
The power and mind change are from the grimoire, but not the father thing. That's just because he's a dick and MUH MOTIVES. The sacrifices are well worth it.
>>375841821
>>375850208
>ultra thick ladies
>disgusting fat fucks
no my dude, you're the gay.
>>375829890
who is that in the armor? Jubei?
>>375855718
Mai did decide that she liked it in the end.
>>375847527
>Orcs and trolls are supposed to be next level goblins.
Tell that to Goblin Slayer
>>375843130
>Futa orcs raping female dragons
I didn't know I wanted this until just now.
wanna join our party ?
>>375857860
I wish to know the 4th one
>>375857147
No race is safe from gettingGREENED
>>375853928
Make sure to use magical buffs on the orcs too for an even better experience!
>>375853819
>I meant eating pussy and sucking dick anon
Your lewd cuisine needs some work
I like that they did go on adventures together and even gave their group a name.
>>375859358
I liked the sexual innuendos in those skits
>>375860113
>>375846826
>How to make a setting as Edgy and Shallow as possible: The Series
Its a shame because I enjoy it, but it still rubs me the wrong way because of that.
>>375847527
>Orcs and trolls are supposed to be next level goblins.
Wrong
>>375860587
People acting like its somehow revolutionary because it has rape and gore was dumb.
I'll take a true hero into the fight.
Tao is welcome to join if she feels like it.
>>375861302
I like the concept of taking the generic fantasy RPG-ish setting and giving it a bit more grounding in reality. Like the whole idea that the first party gets its shit completely wrecked for 100% sensible reasons (which GS goes over with the priestess) because they thought goblins were no big deal.
But then it starts to just jerk itself off over how far it goes with it, giving these characters these little backstory segments just so them getting horribly murderaped is even DARKER and EDGIER. Oh look here's another group that does stupid shit whoop one of them caught a rock to the head time for more MURDER and RAPE a page later.
It sure is a good thing for these goblins that the setting is so perfectly alligned and designed that they're constantly fed these parties of stupid adventurers with zero knowledge of them despite being an incredibly common and widespread problem.
>>375861906
Yeah, I agree that more realistic stories can be interesting. But some people seemed to love Goblin Slayer because it was edgier rather than more realistic.
>>375846983
Thank you, kind anon.
>>375829395
Swap out Noel, Kajun, and Tsubaki for Bullet and we have a real party.
>>375829395
>no dedicated healer
>a brawler AND a cleric
>no thief
shit party would not raid with
>>375863949
Tsubaki is the cleric and can heal, while Noel is the rogue. Also, Makoto and Mai are the melee fighters and Kajun is the mage.
>>375863949
>no dedicated healer
>a cleric
>>375863759
>replacing all the support characters with another fighter
Sounds like a terrible idea
>>375847527
And it's a fucking shame because Goblins are miles better than orcs and trolls
>>375867223
Why?
>>375838193
> tfw you couldn't save any of them
>>375832219
Nine, bestiality is wrong
>>375850208
Kunaboto's art has too many turnoffs for me.
He's just Raita with thicc memes/pubes rather than spooky scary skeletons.
>>375869335
Hazama was right about this.
>>375869546
Yeah. The incredibly ugly men and monstrous penises are pretty terrible.
>>375861312
Why do you want two of the dumbest characters to be your party members?
>>375856030
Yes.
>>375877863
Which one has the smelliest butt?
>>375878195
Probably Makoto since her tail might retain smells.
>>375878327
Makes sense
Why does Noel love the tail?
>>375869546
>He's just Raita with thicc memes/pubes rather than spooky scary skeletons.
works for me.
>>375835025
Wait, why is he naked in the library in the first place?
>>375855247
>tfw the plot twist is every female in the BlazBlue universe was actually male to begin with
>>375829395
>>375829395
As long as I get to be a thicc, cute girl too
>>375856190
Did s/he? Or did the magic just finally reach its conclusion.
>>375829395
Drop Noel and Mai and I'm game.
>>375880213
Because she loves the smell back there