What WERE they thinking?

SOMEBODY

>>375825386
How were the sales?

>>375825780
ONCE

>>375826106
STOLE

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>>375825386
>game doesnt have an anime art style
I do not play that game.

Essentially Bioware gave the B-Team a project they weren't ready for at all.

Games make women look unrealistically attractive. Here at BioWare, we're changing all that.

>>375825386
They weren't

>>375827429
We make them look unrealistically ugly

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>>375825386
Peebee is the best romance.

>>375827717
>unrealistically
You should get out more.

Somebody post the good shot Garrus pic.

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>>375828012
What the fuck am i looking at?

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>>375827950

>still no DLC
Hard to believe this was an EA/Bioware product.

>>375826181
MY

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>>375828012
>Cora Harper
>Asari
???

>>375828102
alpha designs and interface

>>375828381
she's an asariboo. served with a huntress unit because her biotics were out of control and the alliance didn't think she could control them without their help

>>375828381
Species is a social construct shitlord!

>>375828261

They'll release new suits for squadmates this month for sure.

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>>375828012
>Cora
>Asari
>Peebee
>Asarian

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>>375825386
Something about how games have too many beautiful women and needed more representation, or some such.

Or just shitty animation. The game has that in spades, after all.

>>375825386
>lets just outsource character models to Romania
>what can go wrong?

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>>375827950

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>>375828771
Kek

>>375828345
BIKE

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Also because i love you guys

They were thinking?

>>375825386
Ironically Peebee looks a lot better in game than she does in that retarded "high quality" trailer

>>375825835
Not what they expected but still within range of what is appropriate for a AAA game.

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>be an alien
>a weird ship lands on your planet
>ramp opens and the first thing you see is this sugarcandycuddlebunny walking out with a weird autistic expression on her face

They gave the next entry in their single biggest franchise to a bunch of interns and b-teamers it was guaranteed to end in failure.

>>375827429
Here at BioWare, women don't exist. Only men and MtFs.

>>375828631
I feel like that animation is pretty good assuming whoever is talking to her is saying something really fucking stupid.

>>375829020
I think i can see Sara somewhere among the pixels

>>375827834
No he is right. You should get out more or leave your shithole.

>>375829020
That looks much better

>>375829134
Considering the game's writing I guess it does make sense that everyone's face is permalocked into that expression.

>>375829020
wtf is this? xbone version?

>>375829271
>he
>no u
lel, what a retard

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APOLOGIZE

>>375828771
>>375828913
Spot on. He had the personality of a stone brick but at least he wasn't a pussy.

>>375829667

I gotta hand it to Bioware's B team, they captured the autistic "dead fish" expression perfectly.

>>375828102
kinda looks like donald glover

>>375825835
3rd place on March NPD. EA will probably still axe them for underperforming though

>>375828146
kek

>>375825386
affirmative action & SJW staff recruitment policy
>thinking

>>375828968
This

>>375828771
>>375828913
who drew this, and is there more of it?

>>375828771
fucking kek

>>375828381
Honorari Asari, just like weaboos are honorari japs.
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>375828771
>>375828913
The part that cracks me up the most is that they imply the original trilogy or it's characters weren't garbage.

They thought the feminists and SJWs crying about "equality" in video games actually played or bought video games.

>>375828771
Every time I see this comic, I somehow appreciate ME3 a little bit.

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>>375830153
>roleplaying choices
>male is a sociopath
>female is autistic
what did they mean by this?

>>375830693
The original trilogy has a charm to it, especially Sheploo. It's camp done right. I assume you've never done a Renegade playthrough.

>>375830742
All important men are psycho.
All "important" women are autistic.

>>375825386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG4r4kovg2k

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>>375828771

>>375830726
So you're saying Andromeda merely exists as a damage control project for the ME3 debacle?
I believe it.

>>375825386
So are there any "moments" in this? I kinda want to get it for the multiplayer; with GCU it's on sale for $32 at BestBuy last I checked.

But most gameplay I've seen involves scanning for power cords in open worlds full of copypasted rocks and hexagons. How's walking around the "citadel" and listening to conversations? Or buying space hamsters and shit like that?

>>375830265
One can only hope, this circus is long overdue to be shutdown already

>>375827789
Can confirm. Alien boobs make up for shitty facial animations.

>>375830693
it wasn't 'garbage' you fucking idiot.

>>375832864
Calm down sweetie no need to be so testy

>>375832352
>How's walking around the "citadel" and listening to conversations? Or buying space hamsters and shit like that?
pretty good

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>>375831423
>Barber of Seville

>>375830871
I did play in renegade, all I found was a completely unoriginal story pulling cliches one after another, and a main character that, no matter what you do, is incapable to show emotion, both because of terrible animations and because of a VA with no range.
The first one was set in a quasi-open world that was completely empty, and the rest are just corridor shooters, and not a single choice in the entire trilogy matters.

>>375832864
Yes, even the best part, the shooting, pales in comparison to, say, Gears of War.

The only reason I can imagine these games are a success is because they have no competition.
Literally, there's no other space opera games.
If anyone had come out, they would have probably stolen it's place as ''designated videogame Star Wars''.