Switch

>>375815165
The fact that its a massive success. /v/ hates success thats why they love the failure that is the PS4 so much. Sad.

>>375815165
>What is it about the switch that gives it so much power to trigger /v/?
It's from Nintendo.

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/cosy/

>>375815165
Normies love it. Chad owns a switch, girls all giggle and play it with him, /v/ is just jealous.

>>375815271
This.

The unchecked, irrational psychotic behaviour towards a fucking video game company is beyond pathetic on this board. The kiddies here are so deluded and in-denial the refuse to even accept the legacy and the importance the company has to the entire industry. Silly school kids.

>>375815369
what a fucking terrible setup

>>375815434
are you Chad?

Win GPD

>>375815369
yeah having to crane your neck down for hours at a time is the very definition of comfort

>>375815165
post benis

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>>375815582

You know what triggers me?

The fact that when Shitch wasn't out yet, multiplats, ports, weebshit and shovelware weren't counted for games.

But as soon as this shit piece of trash comes out, NintendoGAF suddenly counts everything.

>>375815679
You can tell from OP's strong calves and sporty ankle socks that he plays some kind of sport. 9/10 likelihood of being chad, 8/10 likelihood hes fucking your oneitis right now whilst mario is wizzing round.

WAHOO WA WA WA WAHOO

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>>375815248
> the failure that is the PS4

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>>375815850

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>>375815850
>Shitchf

>>375815850
Multiplats on consoles don't count because they are superior on PC

Multiplats on Switch count because you can play them on the go so there is some value to having them there over owning them on PC

>>375815943
Falseflagger

>>375815850
it's okay when nintendo does it

>>375815943
he has a point tho

>>375815850
>multiplats, ports, weebshit and shovelware weren't counted for games.
So you admit that the PS4 had literally no games until Bloodborne?

>>375816003
Case in point. Make some shitty excuse and suddenly it's okay when Nintendo does it!

Does the switch get hot for any of you guys?

I was playing it in handheld mode for like 3 hours and the back was already pretty warm.

>>375816184
>it doesn't count because I say so

dude calm down you don't have to like it

>>375816184
Just enjoy your own games then, mate. No reason to get mad.

>>375816375
>>375816380
fuck you

how shit is the joycons+middle bit compared to the pro controller?

switch is finally back in stock here but pro controller is sold right the fuck out.

>>375816008
How can you tell if someone is falseflagging?

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Nintendo to buy out FAILING sony when?

>>375816543
Joycons are good on their own desu

>>375816543
With the Joycobs you can have your hands anywhere you want to rest each arm and still control the game perfectly fine.
There MAY be connection issues. MAY.
There's also like seven different ways to use the things.

The Pro Controller is more like a traditional controller though, so it might feel more comfortable.
But I really only recommend it if you have money to burn.
Not cheap.

>>375816856
I've never had connection issues with mine

>>375816994
Yeah, it's basically down to "works on my machine" at this point, some people are reporting issues and some are insisting they've had none.

>>375816856

I would have bought the whole lot today but was wary of the connection issues. I might just get one tomorrow and pick the controller up as soon as it is back in stock.

>>375817146
It's a defect in a few of the early left joycons. New ones don't have that problem, and you can send them in for a free repair if you do have the problem.

>>375815165
WHERE DO I GET THIS STAND LOOKS COMFY AS FUCK

>>375817275
Go back for the controller at a later point if you need it you won't

>>375815165
Everyone on /v/ is a failure by virtue of just being here, so they want the world to fail along with them.

>>375817378
OP here
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01EMMKI4O/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>375815634
It's not the best, but I wouldn't call that terrible. If he raised the TV a foot or two to get it at eye level, it would be fine.

>>375815850
The idea that multiplats don't count as games is fucking stupid and needs to go away

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>>375817565
>tv has amd sticker

also looks like its only 720p desu

>>375816184
It would be fine too if Sony made a handheld with games you could take anywhere. It sucks they haven't tried it yet, it is a good idea

>>375815165
It's the embodiment of half-assing everything in the attempt to screw over the consumer.

>>375815165
It's nintendo.
Some fags are assblasted they aren't going third party so they could play their games on the more powerful play station.
they were expectibng the switch to be a failure like the wiiU so it would happen.
Switch is a success which means nintendo will go on keeping its nice game on underpowered machines and this this triggers the /v/irgins.

Also wishing for nintendo to go third party is dumb knowing what happened to sega.

>>375816286
Mine's outright frozen on me in handheld mode a couple times. Once I had to wait for the battery to drain out because the power button wasn't working.

>>375815248
>Sad.
Too obvious

>>375818075
This.
Not like Sony and Microsoft haven't been doing this either though.

>>375815943
It's been nearly 4 years and it only has like 2 games.

>>375815165
because it's good and has the most amazing game of the last 10 years.

>>375816286
It did until I realized that the vent on the back side was air intake and not speaker grills. I had been resting it against a blanket making it not getting any air.

>>375818642
I give them shit too. I also give the companies praise if they do something not shit. Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, none of them get a free pass to be fucking shit. Granted I have no real interest in the XBox brand, but I don't go out of my way to shit on them out of personal tastes.

>>375816856
I love the joycons, specifically for what you stated about letting you rest your hands in each their own position rather than being clammed against the same controller. I can use the tablet in tabletop mode

>people still trust Nintendo after the Wii U scam

>>375815582

> 53.4 million (as of January 1, 2017)
> 2.74 million (as of March 31, 2017)

???

>inb4 HURRDURR one game

Switch only has BotW, but it's ok when nintendo does it, right?

>>375820274
>anon still shitposts afer he got btfo

>>375820274
>wii u scam
>it has the best exclusives by far in comparison to the portstation4 and the bone.

>>375821451
>afer he got btfo
lol what?
>>375821516
Doesn't mean its not a scam
>portstation
you talking about the Switch?

>>375820808
What did he mean by this?

>>375818704
According to you maybe

>>375818704
Wii U was out for 4 years and had no games

>no games, mostly just wiiu ports
>portability gimmick when it's not even that portable
>it's effectively just another wiiu
>everyone loves it and buys one because muh nintendo nostalgia
This kind of shit is just bad for the industry, nobody who buys this is an educated consumer, they're just throwing money at blind nostalgia and "potential"

>>375815165
People bitching about the Switch either can't find one to buy at retail or just hate Nintendo

>>375824059
They don't want an underpowered gimmick with kiddy games.

>>375816286
After an extended Mario Kart session, the Switch was practically on fire when I took it out of the dock. I hope mine doesn't start bending.

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>>375824186
I just noticed today that mine has a slight bend. It's not immediately visible, but if you focus on it you can tell it's not perfectly level.

Anyone else noticing this?

>>375820808
I have no fucking clue what you're trying to say.

>>375824673
The back of the console has a slight curve to it, it's not perfectly flat.

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>>375815850
>this one faggot trying to push Shitch
Just stop

>>375815943
what the fuck is an interrogation mark? I know what a question mark is, and that shit is definitely not about interrogation.

I hate the switch because of all you fucks that just add to the console war.

Most Sony fan boys, more than often have multiple consoles.
Same with PC only gamers.
Even then you just tell them to fuck off if they get on your nerves.

I don't know what website you came from but in the past few months all you do is nothing but make these threads.
And post gay Link threads.

I really thought you guys would leave when the hype died down but for some reason you stayed but hey that's fine.
However these threads do nothing but go against the rules and that's what I hate.

Nintendo threads were fun before this year, but you guys ruined it.

i noticed there's a scratch on my switch's screen today. i thought people were just being dumbasses but no the dock is fucking garbage
i'm tired of suffering because of nintendo's incompetence

>>375827887

Its literally confirmed thats not true. Your nigga ass scratched it yourself, didn't you?

>>375815165
Its not made by Sony so it bothers the resident neogaf invaders.

>>375828057
i definitely didn't. i'm very careful with it because i know how flimsy it is. i hold this cunt like a newborn

>>375826906
A question mark is most certainly interrogative.

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I just hope more games get announced, and not just Nintendo first party games.

The current lineup looks pretty pathetic, and games like Titanfall and FFXV not making it on the Switch doesn't look good either.

>>375815582
>>375815271
This.

Not just /v/, but "gamurs" from all over the internet.

>>375815165
Why do Nintendo marketers have to supplement ignoring a consoles flaws and shit library with 'fun' and 'comfy' as Nintendo is the best choice for either?

This is like arguing with a religious fanatic over evolution

>>375828976
Nigga not even the PS4 can run XV properly.

>>375828976
Funny thing is that a Titanfall 2 release on the Switch to capitalise on quiet April might have saved the franchise.

Dead system.

>>375815165
Shit, overpriced console with last last gen specs and no games with added paid only for a shitty handheld.

Among other flaws.

Only morons own one, if we were to line everyone up, it would be the autists who buy all Nintendo shit, scalpers, and people that buy every new electronic and let it collect dust after.

Once it slows down in releases (which it already is) people will talk and use it less and less, since Nintendo libraries always end up below average.

>>375820808
Are you seriously comparing sales of a system that's been out 4 years to sales of a handheld hybrid that's been out for 3 months?

Bunch of fucking retards on this board.

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>>375828976
FF 15 is garbage dude

>>375829583
>Nintendo libraries always end up below average

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

>>375829583
Preach nigga

>>375829583
>last gen specs

You fucking idiot, Which handheld had these specs?

>nex gen
>current gen
>last gen

Stop this console shit meme.

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I'll give you that it deffinetly is a comfy handheld. But other than it really has nothing to offer. It's launch title and only worth while game for a few months is just open world based game #200,000.
Right off the bat it's inherently behind the tech curve of coming consoles like the scorpio and whatever new thing Sony is cooking up. But the Nintendo fans on this board will die a slow painful death before they alnowlege any criticism.
For example if you walk into GameStop looking for a new console and you want to access video streaming and play Blu Rays/ 4k movies (which any consumer should expect as a standard feature) the switch is already out the question.

>>375815369

>Could literally use any console in that setup

Nah m8

No games
Bad screen
Bad battery
Bad controllers
Bad eshop
Bad price
Bad ergonomics
Bad fanbase

>>375815582

Maybe most of us prefer sony and pc, not all of us enjoy playing games below 20fps.

>>375830069
It's not like the syatem just fucking cam out or anything, it has a good amount of games for just being released.

Also refer to this post
>>375830046

>>375815369
Do you live in an orphanage?

>>375823580
still buthurt over bayonetta 2 it seens

This is a shill thread>>375817492
>>375815165

>>375830229
It's not just a handheld though that's the big problem. It's a jack of all trades master of none.
It's too big to be easily portable in your pocket like the 3ds was. And it's too small and weak to be a decent home console.

>>375830337
So it has 1 less game than PS4?

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I'm having fun. And there's nothing /v/ can do about it. Switch best console.

I like the look of the thing but I'm having trouble justifying the price at the moment. As someone that skipped the Wii U, what can it offer me?

>>375830458
>He bought the Wii U emulator
KEK

>>375815165
>switch embodies comfiness
>/v/ thinks comfy is a meme and hates it
>switch is insanely successful
>/v/ hates anything successful
>Full of fun and colorful nintendo games
>/v/ only likes 3 hour movie games and edgy grey/brown vidya on their dudebro station because they're 12

Can't get more spot on than this to be honest

>>375816856
>With the Joycobs you can have your hands anywhere you want to rest each arm and still control the game perfectly fine.
This.
It is so fucking comfy

>>375830207
>Bad controllers
Yea you can stop shitposting

This is a shill thread ignore and move on.

>>375830458
Thats OP, you can tell from the shorts. Nice protean tub brah.

>>375830571
What games does the switch have? Yet another mediocre Zelda game and a rehashed cart racer? Wow sure has a vast and amazing library friend!

>>375830571
Basically this

>>375830409
The master of variety.


\I mean what the hell do you expect? It's just a console.

Hell my pc is like 5 times more powerful than a ps4 and I don't eve consider it a decent home console because the games are mostly shit.

With the switch it's portability is actually really great and has some good games for now and could potentially have more announced in a few weeks when Nintendo does something when e3 happens.

Where do I get a bendy stick stand holder for my switch/phone?

I wanna be comfy in bed

>>375830457
Wiiu
>5 years
>2 good games : Bayonetta, W101

>ps4
>4 years
>1 good game : Nioh

>>375830560
Nothing really. Compared to either console
>Weak
> Poor controller design
>Can't play movies
>Can't browse the web
>Can't stream video
>Enemic library
>Low battery life
>Tons of technical problems (controller doesn't work very well when the console is docked. I read you have to stay within 2 meters of the dock)

>>375818704
And Switch has no games? The discussion was being a success.

>>375830767
Op linked it here:
>>375817492
>>375817492
>>375817492

>>375815165
>Sonyfags have run /v/ for years
>Sonyfags see a threat
>Sonyfags go on yet another shit posting rampage.
It's not that hard to understand why it's being broadsided OP.

But Switch is a dream console for me since I have a WiiU and all I did was play it in off screen mode in my bed. It's like Nintendo just took my survey of 'build a console around that' and 'give me a senran kagura game for it' and delivered on both.

>>375830319
Worse i think he lives in Europe.

>>375830213
>Maybe most of us prefer sony and pc
a very small vocal minority prefer sony shit here. You guys are mostly pathetic retards who don't even like video games, and the rest are weebs

>>375830779
Persona 5?

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>>375830990
DELET THIS

>thought it being sold out was a meme or at least an american-issue
>want to buy one now, literally sold out everywhere even in Europe
Goddamn

>>375830995
On ps3.

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>>375815165

A expensive tablet with zero support for audio and video files.

Small storage: 32 GB in 2017 is hilarious.

Weak CPU

No android OS, you cant play all those amazing android games in your nintendo tablet

Pain online

>>375830337
bayo isn't even good faggot

>>375830791
>Can't play movies
>Can't browse the web
>Can't stream video
Good thing I have a dozen other devices in arm's reach that can do all of those things.
>Anemic library
I have a PS4 and PC for multiplats.
>Low battery life
I'd be more likely to use it as a console than a handheld.
>>375830895
>Sonyfags run /v/
>>375830990
>Sonyfags are a tiny minority on /v/
If you're going to shitpost about boogeymen, make your fucking mind up.

>>375830571
change /v/ to nu-/v/ and this is perfect

>>375831062
who the fuck wants an android os on a nintendo console?

>>375830458
>Switch best console.
is this your first console?

>>375831062

Some want Asphalt Extreme in the nintendo tablet, if just ignore the paid online.

>>375815165
What's that thing?
I want it for my shield tablet

>>375830990
PC gamer here. I prefer Sony. Nintendo are for autistic nerds who like kiddy games.

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>>375828386
Yet you didn't get a screen protector? Oh anon...

>>375831057
Bloodborne and Nioh then.

>>375830731
>The games are mostly shit
>10,000 game library and every multiplat vs a handful of exclusives
Not only am I positive that you aren't a PC+ Console Master race, I'm pretty sure you've never seen or used steam.

>>375831282
>I prefer Uncharted and HZD over Mario and Zelda
wew lad. Like I said, you don't even like video games

t. PC gamer, and not someone who plays Early Access meme bullshit or Ubishit

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>>375815165
I'm sure you've answered this many times but I need to ask as /v/ is not a board I often frequent-
My fans are obnoxiously loud after 3-4 hours of play time on BOTW or MK8 and then don't stop until I turn it off? Is this a hardware fault? Do I have to send my Switch back to Nintendo? I can't return it to a store I bought it online from the Nintendo store, which is probably why I have a defective one.

>put some cloth in my dock
>still scratches
Why did they make it so shitily?

>>375815165
>muh comfy mem

>>375831441
>lie
>meme
why do anons shitpost so shitily?

>>375815165
Nice cankles fat ass

>>375831313
Fair enough. Even if i dont like bloodborne that much, but fair enough

>>375831381
Sony games are more sophisticated and challenging than the simple kiddy stuff Nintendo has.

>>375831372
I was talking about the ps4 you fucking dumb ass.

>>375831092
So why reach for another device when you can buy a better console that does all of that and more? If you're just a regular consumer buying only one console there is literally no reason to buy a switch.

>>375831516
upboat

>>375831524
My bad dog

>>375828796
Interrogative denotes questioning with assertion.
Questioning does not equal interrogating.

>>375831526
But as I just made clear, I'm not a regular consumer. I'm asking for my use case, not if it's the perfect console for everybody.

>>375831441
>But no bullets in my gun
>somehow shoot my self

Anon you can't scratch your screen on the clothed dock

>>375830683
Wow that anon triggered you hard huh

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>>375831493
I'm serious. It's faint, but on the left side there is a small scratch. I understand it's a plastic screen, but they should have made it more scratch proof.

>no games
>warps if you use it in dock mode
>3-hour battery life as a handheld
No thanks, I'll wait for a revision

>>375831868
It has plenty of games, they just aren't the best and they're also ports.

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>>375831496
You mad anon?

Can find anything insult worthy with the switch so you have to resort to insult my ankles. Switch to stronk.

>>375820808
>literally proving his point
Consoleshitters need to be hanged

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>>375831958
My sides

>>375831958
Not him, but wearing shoes inside the house... do you realise how filthy that is

>>375832104
I completely agree. It's a houseshoe though desu

>>375832104
t. pajeet

we don't shit in the street in America so out shoes don't get that dirty

>>375815165
>What is it about the switch that gives it so much power to trigger /v/?
>Thread proceeds to astronomically trigger /v/

>>375820808
Actually, as of April 30th, PS4 hit 60 million.

>>375832346
>floor is filthy as shit

>>375831849
That clearly isn't from the dock.

>>375829771
the wii u was garbage and went 20 months without games FACT. I'll pick up the switch when the second version comes around and they port bayonetta 2.

>>375832667
Shipped. They didn't hit their target so they stopped reporting sell through numbers.

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>>375815165
>comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>375832346
Who the fuck wears shoes inside? Why the fuck would you?
Do you literally live in a shit and piss covered floor?
>hurr outside isn't dirty but inside sure as fuck is!!
And the outside is dirty as fuck, doesn't matter if you're in a city or the country if you walk outside and then use those shoes inside your floor is filthy as fuck and you're a fucking earthworm.

>>375815165
>Lame hardware
>No game
>300€
No thks

>>375833192
>outside is clean
>inside is clean
>shoes are clean
have you really never been to america? hahahaha

Even if you ignore the fact that the Switch is Nintendo's way of bowing out of the console market, the system itself is still a total rip off. Atrocious pricing ($300 for the "console", $70 for a traditional controller, at least $25-$30 for the online, $60 for games that will never go on sale, and at least $20 for a SD card), weak hardware, and a non-existent library should've fucked the Switch over royally, but retards ate this shit up just to play Zelda. Even worse, thanks to the increased production the chances of a hardware revision are slim and the unexpected demand makes a price drop unnecessary.

I expect better out of Nintendo and seeing one of their worst systems succeed isn't a victory worth celebrating.

>>375833556
>system itself is still a total rip off
the actual system itself is reasonably priced. the x1 is the most powerful graphical SoC on the market and it has a battery large enough to run it more decently than any other android device for 3 hours or more. the accessories are way fucking overpriced like you said, but the meme that it's not more powerful than other devices for the price is a fucking bad joke

>>375833556
t. poor

>>375815943
>>375818230

Maybe he was talking about how abysmal the launch line-up was compared to now? Especially considering how rampant the PCMR was at the time.

>Bongland has belonged to Sony since the PS1, before that it belonged to SEGA
>Now you cant get a Switch anywhere and Mario Kart is selling more now than ever before

It's like a parallel universe

>>375831631
yes you can, it's worse than no cloth at all because particles get stuck to the cloth

The dock doesn't scratch the thing it's a flat wall of plastic lol

>>375815165
modern nintendo fags have the lowest standards when it comes to vidya, and their knowledge about the technical aspects of the machines they play their games on is literally, LITERALLY non-existent. they're just simpletons that wet their pants every time island jews reveal the newest overpriced toy because MUH NOSTALGIA.

>>375834110
lol fugg off i have a switch and a 1070, poorfag

Haven't read the thread but the word comfy triggers half of /v/

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>>375815582
i'm not gonna cough out 300 shekels for shitty underpowered hardware and the millionth mario/zelda iteration because of of some corporation's "legacy"

>>375831062
>Amazing android games

lel

>>375834185
and you bought it because of nostalgia, you should know better. but hey, i don't give a fuck on what you spend your money.

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>Whhy Whhhy does the Switch trigger everyone so much don't doon't you like comfy?

>You're manchildren who plays a system made for 5 year olds.

>No-no i'm not you're just trigggered!

Ladies and gentlemen the average Nintendo cuck.

>>375834185
>The poorfag argument

You spent your money on a shit system.

>>375815369
>playing games on a 90 degree angle
How the fuck is that cosy?

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>>375833556

When are we getting a wooly world port for the switch?

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>>375815165
>It comes with a wheel chair adapter

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>>375815850
>You will never be this delusional and paranoid about video games

>>375835680
Probably not happening because 3DS got the port.

Freud once said that every child has to play with feces at least once and just like that every gamer has to own at least one Nintendo console once. Playing with feces is still disgusting and only acceptable if you are a toddler though, just like being a Nintenbro.

>>375834802
nice straw man.

I got it because i saw Zelda on a few streams and it looked dope.

>>375834185
>only a 1070
So I see you're the actual poorfag here
Do you also play at 1080p?

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>>375815165
you could just turn your chair 180 degrees and play on a giant screen in 4k (oops the switch is only 720p in the year 2017), but by all means attach it to your chair so you can pretend the $300 tablet with 2 generation old tech is "COMFY"

fucking faggots

>>375824129
>underpowered
It's very powerful for a handheld :^)
Who the fuck wants to bing bing wahoo in public though?

>>375836570
Literally anybody with a non autistic social group that shares their interests

>>375836643
Why not do something besides play vidya then? You already went through the trouble of meeting up

>>375836643
Normies LOVE switch

>>375836465
I don't do meme resolutions

>>375836776
you know people meet up to play video games, right

>>375837081
Why when you can just get the same experience online?

>>375838156
Because you don't.

>>375838156
it's not the same my autistic friend.

>>375838271
>>375838280
>it's not the same
I could see that happening if Nintendos pipe dream of the switch being something used for parties were true but we know most of the user base isn't going to any parties.

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>>375838551
Don't have to go to a party to bring it over to a normie friend's house and play Mario Kart with them.
or with girls

>>375838551
dude, Mario Kart/Party? Smash? Goldeneye?

Nintendo is and always has been the get together and drink console

>>375838830
awwww yeh grills love the MK

>>375838864
>Get together and drink
That's what bars are for tho. And if your getting drunk with friends card games are the superior way

>>375839030
>YOU CAN GET DRUNK AT BARS NOT AT FRIENDS HOUSES REEEEEEEE

literally autism

>>375815165
The sales figures and general public interest of the switch is giving people a brain aneurysm because they personally have no interest in the device.

It's just a case of "stop liking what I don't like".

>>375839126
>ignoring the second half of my post
Noice

>>375831958
>shitty calf insertions
>pleb shoe
>dirty sock
>showing cankle from different angle doesn't make it a cankle

lol i own a switch and don't have cankles

>>375839295
>YOU CAN PLAY CARD GAMES NOT THE SWITCH REEEEEEEE

literally autism

>>375815165
>small 15 fps screen

COMFYYYYYY

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>Looking forward to the inevitable Smash port so i can bring it wherever I want and play multiplayer at work or with friends at the drop of a hat
>can already see people bitching and going "abloobloo I can't play without my GameCube controller, I can't use these joy con things"

>>375839440
MK8D is a locked 60fps.

>>375839440
Nice alternative facts

>>375815165
>I thought you guys loved comfort
I do which is why I didn't buy a switch

>>375815165
so much shill

a much more important question is why it's currently selling for €400

>>375839465
>plays shitty games with his shitty friends
No loss.

>>375839531
720p LCD

>>375839579
nothing alternative about the size of that screen anon.

>>375840873
wow, you don't like it

congratulations???

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>>375815165
After joking that consoles were using mobile phone parts, someone released a console that is literally nothing but a rebranded tablet using tablet architecture and the same fucking hardware as this piece of shit

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>Switch: 300 shekels for 1 (one) multiplat game
>Vita: 90 shekels for a dozen must play exclusives
Hmm... really tickles your brainpussy...

>>375841071
Why are you so mad? I can't help not being a child.

>>375833476
Mate wearing shoes inside your own home is fucking retarded nomatter where you live.

>>375841267
im not mad, why are you mad?

>>375841461
You sound extremely mad >>>375841071

>>375841510
not as mad as you ;P

>>375841553
>not as mad as you
So you do sound mad. Hence my question. Now are you going to answer like a good child?

>>375841553
:^)