Oh no! the princess has been captured by a crazy Italian chef

>women

She can die

>>375815121
I'm too fat to care about women.

I engage the chef in conversation in the ways of our people.

Then he makes me a pizza waifu

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>woman

give me 3 reasons why I should care

>>375815121
i dont get it.

where is the keyboard? am i supposed to draw something?

>>375815182
Just eat less, retard.

>>375815121
I wanna fuck that tangy pasta sauce!

>>375815206
>pizza waifu

never change /v/

never change

>>375815121
Being dipped in pizza sauce won't caue any harm.

>>375815121
do they have feminin penises

>>375815264
b-but muh metabolism

Uh, maybe she doesnt want to be "saved" you sexist cis shit lord.

Is the pizza sauce hot or something? If it's cold or room temperature or something I'll just watch

>>375815239
W-where are the videogames?

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>>375815292
It would ruin her cloths

>>375815121
Let her get dipped, become tangy hot lady, then double team with chef.

>>375815467
Gimme the pizza waifu! With EXTRA THICK crust!

why dont you just make a thread on /cyoa/ instead

GLAD YOU COULD BAKE IT UTHER!

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I get a spread gun and hose the entire room in giant red bullets.

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>>375815470
teaming up with the chef is prohibited

he is the bad guy

also he's spoken for

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>>375815206
For you anon.

>>375815748
Don't do it, those are tomatoes! It'll just make him more powerful!

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>>375815774
Oops forgot something

>>375816020
why the fuck did he turn gray

>>375816068

>he doesn't turn grey while fucking pasta sauce

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She good.

>>375815840
FUCK THE CHEF'S PASTAFU IN THE SAUCE TANK WHILE THE OTHER TWO WATCH

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>>375815121

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>>375815838
FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

>>375816382
you're going to kill the sauce you dumbfuck

>>375815121
Can we let her get dipped and eat her corpse?

>>375815121
How THICC are the chef's spicy Italian sausage and meatballs?
This is important.

>>375815121
She's probably one of those that say women are better than men in every regard, including physical strength. Let her save herself.

>>375815361

this

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>>375815121

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>>375815121
Using my master stealth skills, I perfectly imitate an italian. I do this by putting on fake mustache and waving my limbs around while I talk. I convince the chef to try my mama's recipe instead, which calls for no women to be included.

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>>375816405
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF GUNFIRE

>>375818310
OH NO THE SAUCE IS DEAD

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>>375815121
hard mode

>>375818772
Is Bowser fucking that block?

>>375818837
it looks like he is

and knowing these threads there will be art soon

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>>375818690
I don't remember what the fuck the mission was, but I'm pretty sure it's been completed with extreme prejudice, let's all go out for frosty chocolate mil-

>>375815837
Yes! Thank you!

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>>375819205
-kshakes.

>>375819543
>mega chef appears

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>>375819543
oh shit

>>375819543
NANI

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>>375819543
This is what happens when you stop shooting.

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>>375819603
>>375819610
>>375819789
>>375820192
Fuck.

>>375820554
SHOOT THE MUSTACHE FOR MORE GUNS


hope you don't get fire

>>375820554
MAMA MIA

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>>375820554
USE GUN

>>375820554
Do not include me in the screencap

>>375820554
YOURE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GABAGOOL!

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>>375820554

Ask him to make me a sandwich

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>>375820554
SHOOT

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>>375815837
>>375819340
Here's one for you
t. drawfag

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>>375819543
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

>>375821480
Absolutely delish.

>>375816436
It's good, but needs slowing down, brb editing frame timing.

>>375821480
Yes! Yes! Yes!

Looks like a Persona a little.

>>375821947
Pizzona

>>375822063
someone has to have that image of the chef loading pasta into the pistol and shooting himself please I fucking beg of you.

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>>375820661
>>375820728
>>375820821
>>375821125
>>375821289
and that's where I gotta call it an end, but you know that oversized paisano was fucked

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>>375822185
and a version without the speed lines I hastily stuck on, I need to work on this shit

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>>375816436
I took also liberty to move the hand.

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>>375821947
>>375822063
Name: Princess Paulina
Arcana: The Priestess

>>375816345
underrated

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>>375822339
Nice

>>375815182
how fat? I'm 65kg

>>375816168
is this an eternal darkness reference?

>>375821480
>those hips
>that waist
More, links, anything.

>>375822641

found the manlet

>>375815837
I prefer my pizzas without meat thank you very much

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>>375820554
>>375822063
>>375822182
I gotcha anons

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>>375822182

>>375815121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfj1rnk7O4
Is this a Darkness 2 game?

>>375822959
I'm 6'0. I have small moobs though. Moobs = fat

>>375815121
combine boxing gloves with knives, use painkillers, and then attack the chef

>>375823541

i'm having some real trouble matching up 65 kgs, 183 cms and significant bodyfat

>>375823541
>6'0"
>65kg
>fat
Brother you're 3 inches taller than me and weigh the same. You are skinny.

>>375823541
stop eating chicken with lots of hormones.

ah forget it, it's probably too late for that.

>>375823853
I don't have significant fat. I never implied that either. I don't have a flat chest is what I'm trying to say. If you have any form of moob you're considered fat because a fit person won't have moobs they'll have either a flat chest or a toned chest.

>>375822651
I believe so

>>375823976

found

the

manlet

>>375824187
Found the r*ddit

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It's 2017, you cisnormative, oppressive shitlord.

I AM the princess.

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>>375822881

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>>375818837
>>375818959
i gave it a try

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>>375815121
the world is cruel. it does not have to be ugly.

>>375825604
I WANT TO FUCK THAT PIZZA.

the pussy would be so warm and doughy

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>Pizza waifu

You mean this?

>>375825813
Oops, was responding to this guy >>375815206

>>375825813
>pepperoni nipples

>>375825604
please more i need something to jerk off to

>>375825813
Thats a retextured asari isnt it?
No offense, but I prefer my oc pizza girl. That way, you get to eat the pizza off her and slowly reveal the goods, rather than actually eating the girl

Unless you're into vore, in which case fap away

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something went wrong

>>375826763
>Yo nigga get me outta this wack ass crystal prison

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I'm waiting.