>Talk to a cow NPC >"Moo"

>if you click enough times it says some dumb "Why are you still bothering me, I'm just a cow." line

totally ruins it.

>Talk to OP's mother
>"Moo"

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>Talk to a red barrel NPC
>"explodes"

>>375811827
Rude

>Talk to American character
>Get shot

>>375811954
>Talk to Yuropoor character
>Get run over by a truck

>>375811785
>Talk to cow enough times
>"WOOF! er I mean MOO"

>duck
>says 'quack' instead of quacking

>talk to a unicorn
>"Hey kid, ever get ya dick sucked by a horse?"

>>375811639
>talk again
>"Moo I said"

>Open box
>Find 100 potions
>MC gets so excited, he drops and breaks 97

>Talk to skeleton character
>I've got a bone to pick with you

>>375812960
Is there actually a single game that has this?

>talk to final boss
>he keeps talking for way too long

>>375812960

>Talk to fire character
>It's time to turn up the heat!

>>375813005
Don't know about that specific example, but Double Dragon Neon's villain is a skeleton with puns. His teleport ability is called Skeleport, for example.

>>375811785
>>375812429
>>375812772
>>375812960
NO Game does this not a single ONE

>talk to sheep
>it's actually two penguins

>Talk to dad
>"You are a disappointment"

>>375811639
>scroll 'round the dialogue wheel enough times a hidden rape option appears
>scroll even more and you can you see your steam library
>scroll a little more, just the right amount, and the games are all Bethesda games

>>375811827
this turned me on fuck you

>talk
>no one listens

>Talk to dead character
>"He's dead..."

>>375813580
>Talk to dead character
>"He's pretending to be dead"

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>>375813390
I needed this reference.
Damn what a great quest

>>375813483
Whoa.

>talk to a turtle
>moo

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>read sign
>"Why are you reading the side of the sign? You have to be in front of it!"

>Talk to last boss
>"This is the end of your story"

>>375812960
>Talk to gym boss
>"Fuck you leatherman"

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>woof

>dialogue option: "eat"

>>375813928
>Jabroni boss
>"Fuck you"

>>375813580
>Heal dead character
>"It's too late now"

>>375813328
Diablo.

>>375813328
FALLOUT 2

Idiot

>talk to animal NPC
>you can apparently understand exactly what they're saying just from their one cry
>the frogs save your progress for some reason

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>NPC that's impossible to talk to through normal means has dialogue

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>>375815245
>NPC that's physically impossible to talk to has dialogue reading "NULL ERROR" or "You shouldn't be reading this."