What's the best vidya mini game?

anything but the fucking sliding puzzles or tetraminos

nigga just spin your phone between your thumb and index finger

>>375804283
Or drop out of our slavery society and meditate and find inner peace with yourself

>>375804283
shit I meant middle finger

>>375804205
My little brother came home from school with one of these.

Are they a thing everywhere or what?

>>375804425
They are for autism and the anxiety laden society instead of fixing the problem they enable the problem under a deception of a item that you just use your hands to fix

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>>375804425
Spinners are a huge fad with school kids at the moment. No idea why, but I work at an after-school care center and spinners and fidget cubes are the biggest thing right now.

>>375804205
Triple Triad

>>375804526
So they're this generation's Tech Decks?

>>375804205
The fuck is that supposed to be?

>>375804584
exactly

Type "fidget spinner" into youtube and for the first 5 pages count how many thumbnails you see with a shocked face looking at the camera with a wide open mouth

Bioshock Hacking

>>375804485
You can't fix autism or anxiety disorders and spinners are a fairly quiet and non-intrusive way for kids with those problems to calm and focus themselves.

>>375804616
What's the marketing strategy behind "Surprised adult having his mouth wide open with dinky toy"?

>>375804584
Do Americans really call them that? in Australia we call them Tick Dicks.

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>>375804762
lol you Australians are so fucking stupid

>>375804616
I hate what youtube became

>>375804673
You can
Just our society causes the problems we are trying to fix
You would need to reorganize society to get rid of those problems.
Anxiety is from to much pressure given to a person which is from the wake up go to school come home eat repetitive society we currently live in.
Autism currently has no cure some people say its vaccines
Those kinda save lives though and it be dumb to get rid of them.

i say psychology is a sham because it does not fix a persons life
It convinces people to not be their true selves so the people around that person does not get bothered by them.

I dont get those.
I just spin phone around, toss and catch water bottle or knife or spin pencil or thin metal pipe in my fingers if I am bored at work.

>autism is now a hot new trend with the kids

Really made me think.

>>375804829
>he never owned a tick dick
get outta here, burger

>>375804762
No we fucking don't, you nigger.

The Punch-Out segments in The Wonderful 101 if those count as minigames.

I bought one

Played with it for maybe 4 spins

Havent touched it once

Guess Im not autistic, right guys?

>>375804893
But Minecraft came out 8 years ago.

>>375804893
BUY!BUY!BUY!
CONSUME!CONSUME!CONSUME!

Do you think I could resell a pack of BIC pens if I painted them black and called them Fidget Sticks?

>tfw work in an Amazon werehouse and see dozens of these a day

>>375804893
don't act like the 90's wasn't filled with even stupider shit that was even more popular like fucking pogs

>>375804860
Cool theory mate, but then I work with a literal autistic kid that tends to scream and flaps his hands when he doesn't have a stim toy, I'm giving him the spinner so the other kids might get some work done.
>>375804893
Lots of kids are buying them just to play with, not use as focus tool or stim toy. You can tell the difference between a normal kid using it as a regular old toy and an autist using it to stim.

>>375804968
Easy there Horkos

>>375804205

>buying fisherprice toys made for autists
>not just spinning a pen between your fingers when you wanna pass time in class

>>375804710
Suggesting "amazement" in an era where nothing can possibly fucking surprise a person with a double digit age.

>>375804990
Yes, pull out the pen, stick a rear cap on both ends there's your Fidget Stick™
Now you too can do such rad tricks like:
>Spin
>Tap
>Bend slightly
>Hold
>Spin the other way
>Shove up your ass
The possibilities are endless!

I bought one of the metal $150 dollar ones and lubed up the ball bearings myself

It spun for 10 minutes and 33 seconds.

>>375804990
Probably, but one side of the fidget cubes has clicky buttons like a pen and those and their Chinese bootlegs are already everywhere.

>>375804860
>Those kinda save lives
Those save lives mother fuckers, vaccines are one of the three pillars of preventive medicine which keeps the first world of dying of chronic degenerative.

I seriously still don't know how the meme about autism and vaccines came to be. The most likeable reason for autism is women having their childreen by the end of their reproductive life.

>>375805087
Yeah my idea will not fix the autistic people now

But we can work on the future so newer generations can get rid of mental disease.

>>375805170
You've got autism

>>375804926
Here in Great Bongland we call them Roundabout Wheeligigs

>>375805216
There was some doctor that published a fucked up study and later had his medical license yanked for it, but not before starting this whole "anti-vax" bullshit.

>>375805289
In America
We call it
a American Autism Appliance

>in the club
>this kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_MTSQFt7kA comes up to your girl spinning a fidget in his hand and slaps her ass
what do?

>>375805381
Holistic Doctor Death Series: Over 60 Dead In Just Over A Year

We can prevent disease but profit is worth more!!!

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>>375804616
I can understand kids doing something like this, but why are so many adults into this shit.

>>375805271
To get rid of a disease, first we need to know the cause and there is nothing more complicated than the etiology of mental diseases.

>>375804205
no more heroes 2. mini games, all except for the last one which was a statement from the developer on how uninsteresting it is to make 3d enviroment mini games

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>Like toys and little meme shit because manchild
>Go to the "Best selling" tab in amazon
>Expect star wars, my little pony and shit
>Every fucking listed item are these bizarre little toys(?)

This must've been how every 1st world parent must've felt about pokemon/teckdeck/yugioh/crazy bones/mtg/beyblade.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on or why this would be appealing to anyone.

>>375805463
A disease in the body is very different from a disease from reaction of your environment around you

If you have a family that constantly yells at you for dumb shit like just being a human being

And you go to school that is super strict and yells at you.

You will react different from a person who has a different life

My brother got one of those a month ago and I thought it was weird but whatever, today my niece got one then I started seeing them fucking everywhere and now this thread

>>375805462
For views. It's the hottest fad with kids at the moment and kids look shit up on youtube.
If youtube was around during the tamagotchi and furby days, it'd be the same, lots of adults making videos about the latest craze.

>>375805559
Never heard of it until yesterday when some website I follow on twitter made an article about the cheapest ones you can buy.

I remember when Yo Yo's came back for a few months.

>>375805516
I don't understand why it's so big, but these are really fun to play with, exactly like Tech Decks way back when.

>>375805553
Ok and what about the newborns who don't respond to social stimulus? Are they the way they are because they their parents yelled at them in the womb?

Autism can be tracked way back before kids starts it's school age.

>>375805674
Autism is definetly something more

Most mental diseases are shaped throughout life.
To change the patients life dramatically by changing their environment would be the best way to go at it.

I do not think that type of cure is integrated in our society yet
Autism you can help in other ways like training.

I'm sure all of you were into dumb shit as kids. I remember being into dragonball Z and Pokémon fads in the 90s

>>375805787
People in all sorts of cultures and societies get mental illnesses. You can only change someone's environment so much without it being completely ridiculous.

>>375805672
>tfw we had the British yoyo freestlye champion come in for an assembly to perform for an HOUR with his competition winning glow in the dark pro-yos

>>375804205
arms

>>375806043
And that is why mental disease will not ever be cured for every new generation there will be new diseases
Life is constantly changing
Next generation
and next generation you can never predict that will happen
We all stumble around waiting for what is going to happen next
.

VR gives me hope for that kind of care for people

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>>375806038
Sure, but those had TV shows and video games and stuff to go with it, so even if you never liked them, you can understand the appeal.
This is closer to tech decks or pic related and I'm sure adults never "got it" back then and neither were ever this big a fad.

>>375804762
No, that's what the kiwis call them.

>>375806176
I knew a guy who wanked with one of those

>>375804283
I did that with my old nintendium nokia, but I would NEVER with my android...

>>375806248
Didn't everyone
squirt some lube in there and it's a poverty onahole

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>>375804616
>Type "fidget spinner" into youtube

>>375804516
>Take a cool looking sport that should be a fast paced, action game in three dimensions
>It's a slow plodding stat based real time/turn based hybrid on a 2d plane

Fucking awful execution

>>375806248
Wasn't that the whole point?

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>some people actually like this

>>375804205
>Autism spinner

>>375804205
Probably Triple Triad. Most people here wish that was a stand alone game.

>>375804526
What the fuck is a fidget cube

>>375806689
Fingerbox 2.0.

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>>375804205
That mini game which got its own stand alone game.

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>>375806689
All the sides have something to fidget with. It had a big Kickstarter, but then much cheaper Chinese bootlegs popped up everywhere before the real ones were even shipped out.
The cubes are less annoying than the spinners if you ask me and more of a legit focus tool for people, but the spinners are so much more popular.

>>375804952
Beat me to it. I think Triple Triad is probably the high water mark. Gwent came very close, but it was too imbalanced.

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How do autistic things like this get so popular anyway?

>>375806793
Does it serve any function at all?

Why not just play with your balls.

>>375806924
You're a fucking idiot mate.

>>375806871
Gwent is great at the start, but as you build up your deck, it becomes way too easy. It also takes way too long to really flush out a deck, so shit like the Monster Deck almost never get used.

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>>375806884
Kids are dumb and can be sold anything if you market it right and get word of mouth going.

>>375804283
It's not the same. Some of these fidget toys have some crazy nice ball bearings which spin really fast. Really fun to play around with.

>>375806972
Anyone fall for the Yoyo ball commercial? I was at the perfect age.

>>375806969
It's more to do with the gameplay aspects. It's literally designed around hoarding resources and generating maximum value whilst only giving two decks the ability to do so. Nilfgaard and the Northern Realms are an order of magnitude better than any of the other three.

>>375806924
If your balls click like a pen, you need to be checked out by a doctor.

>>375806965
I believe the idiots are the ones that pay for a box with buttons that serve no purpose.

>>375806391
If you could hold on to it.

>>375806972
Those finger nails

>>375807076
I've got a pen for that

>>375804205
That card game in the witcher 3 was fun.

>>375804893
>tfw diagnosed with light autism
>everyone always talking about autism casually "wow ur so autistic lol why do u stack the food like that xdd"
>Feel slightly happy inside
Why
autism is the new "retarded"

>>375807069
I've literally never felt the need to use anything but the Northern Realms deck.

>>375807087
It's for people that fidget at work/school. You might not get it but for some people, especially those with ADHD, autism, anxiety, etc., having something like this can make all the difference for being able to focus properly.
We all know that guy that constantly bounces his leg or clicks a pen, this was meant for him.

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>>375804374
Literally this.
Reach the colors, man. Find freedom and truth. Love and harmony.

>>375807247
Because the game is unplayable without spies. Both Nilfgaard and Northern Realms have four, but Nilfgaard gets an ability to draw a card from your opponent's discard pile, and can generate more value as a result.

Any serious matchup is Nilfgaard vs Northern Realms with Nilfgaard winning due to an extra spy and more medics.

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>>375804283
I do this with the firestick remote. I used to do it with my old phone but the one I have now is too big.

>handlet

>>375805413
So, AAA experience then.

>>375804205
I'm a school teacher and these things are nothing but a pain. I get they're supposed to be something you use to keep your free hand busy while you work but if you're holding this thing in front of your face, spinning it over and over again then you completely defeat the purpose.

I hope this shit dies out like bottle flipping.

body harvest
mischief makers

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>>375807479
>expanding brain meme

>>375804516
>do anything
>three tards come on you
>jacht shot
>by the time it reaches the goal it has like 2 hp
>repeat until only one tard is on you and the rng gods didn't abandon you
>run behind your own goal and wait an hour
Such fun

>>375807483
The problem with some of Nilfgaard spies is that some of them add too many points to your opponent's hand. Better to use the Northern Realms spies, and just go in with a bunch of them in your hand.

>>375807548
Are you to confiscate them? Seems like it'd be clear which kids are causing a problem and just playing to avoid work and which aren't.

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>>375807548
>basically the same shit as playing your tamagotchi or going through your pog collection in class
>can't confiscate them because they're "to help students relax" and removing them would diminish their concentration

>>375807683
>too many points

Not a problem, thanks to how the game is designed. You're dumping them on the first turn with the expectation that you're going to lose so it doesn't matter how strong your opponent's board is. The next turn sees them reviving all of your dead spies, which means you now have an enormous board and are guaranteed the second round win, and then you empty your hand on the third.

>>375804860
Yeah we just need to reorganize society. It's so simple. Why didn't anyone think of that? Holy shit get the president on the phone.

>>375807548
Teacher! Teacher! OP's being a faggot again!

>>375805216
Sorry MGTOW, autism is 100% an older father's fault

Old mothers cause a lot of problems, but autism is the fault of dying sperm

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>>375807548
Ayo teacher bitch! Anon's got a fidget spinner in his pencil case!

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am i the only one who collected these

>>375807749
I've so far confiscated one and I just gave it back at the end of the lesson. Giving them a warning to keep it out of sight usually works and as long as they stay on task I don't mind.

I've had a few classes where if it's quiet enough all you hear is "WRRRRRRR"

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>Wow this is so stupid, we had much better toys as kids!

>>375807987
As a kid, I knew no one with these.

>>375807960
I just hope the fad moves on soon. The few kids that actually benefit can keep using them and the rest will stop once it's not "cool" anymore. I do have a feeling that's why the whole fad started though, since they're toys you're allowed to have out in class.

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>>375808116
If you didn't know anyone with POGs, you're either not old enough or you just weren't socially aware at all as a kid.

>>375805216

Nah, both my mum and my dad were in their mid-twenties when they had me and I still ended up an aspie.

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>tfw I was in school the time Yugioh DM was gaining popularity

>everyone was dueling even there was a teacher who held tournaments after school

>I duel with this girl I liked in second grade and she kissed me because I beat her

good times man still haven't gotten a kiss from another girl after so many years though

>>375807957
Nope
in 6th 7th grade me and my peers would throw these at the ground at our teachers legs non stop

>>375808269
>tfw giant metal slammer
Other kids were butthurt for days

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>>375808287
>tfw traded my mirror force for a barrel dragon because I liked how it looked

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>>375808116
How about this?

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>>375804205
I used to boot up FFIX just to play the card game.

>>375808269
I had friends. Nobody I knew in school where I lived collected them or "played" with them. Yet I had seen them around. They circulated from nowhere. Somehow, I had a few. They came free in cereal boxes. All sorts of ways. They were trash that just didn't go away. Everyone knew about them but nobody wanted them. To call them bizarre was beyond an understatement. Just where were these things coming from, what were they, and who was it that was playing them and collecting them? No one knew. Pogs were the ultimate in no one asked or wanted fad that was doomed from the beginning.

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>not enjoying the power of rotation

i have one of them, they're pretty niffty

>>375808465
Those? Yes. More than a few kids. Even the tech bikes.

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>>375808441
>traded sanga of thunder for this because it was stronger

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>>375808639
went and ordered one on amazon because of this thread. I'm a sucker for little trinkets like this

>>375808441
>>375808674
Stop, you are giving me ptsd flashbacks

>>375808465
I had those but my bully took them from me all the time so I stopped buying them

>>375808597
POGs were around for forever, you may have just been on the tail end of the fad or just not known anyone who liked the flipping game. It's like marbles, the best and most fun way is to play for keeps, but weenies won't do it.

>>375808465
the more delinquent kids had these at my school.

>>375804616
I only typed f
First autocomplete: Fidget Spinner Tricks

Son of a bitch.

>>375808441
>brother traded away my foil red eyes for japanese monster reborn and polymerization

>>375809150
Do you use chrome?

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>>375804205
They have these at fucking work.

Entire floor dedicated to keeping Wal-mart's infrastructure from collapsing and everyone has one of these spinners or fidget cubes.

I guess I'm no better, I occasionally fiddle around with a stress ball I have at my desk.

>>375809438
As long as the work is being done, what's the issue? It's when these are just toys that distract people that it becomes a problem.

>>375804425
>>375804485
>>375804526
You can thank e-celebs for this.

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>>375809556
Sure, no stupid fads have ever taken off with kids prior to e-celebs.

>>375808861
I just lived where it was never popular. Pretty isolated small town.

That one in-game board game where 4 succubi direct 4 humans into corrupting each other into becoming succubi themselves.

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>>375808441
>Some kid wanted to trade his entire binder for my blue eyes
>I said no because I genuinely believed it was the strongest card in the game

>>375809827

you probably had a special blue eyes

>>375809827
I get believing its the strongest card, but how didn't you know you could just buy another kaiba starter deck for less than than the binder's cost?

>>375806531

A minigame is bad if 90% of the difficulty is struggling with the awful controls

but I guess the shitcunt N64 controller didn't help either.

Spinning a pen is too hard now?

>>375810186
It's not the same.

>>375805516
have you ever spun a quarter on a desk? the secret to these are it's more normie than autistic as advertised. The cubes are more autistic than the spinners

>>375809939
A kid was stupid enough to initiate the trade and another kid was stupid enough to turn it down.

Let's just say kid's can be really fucking stupid and end it at that.

aoe https://youtu.be/5UNwjB-k6aI