Alright /v/, you have to design a game that'll "unintentionally"

I make a game.

>almost quads

Main character spreads his anus and blasts out a river of shit, now this is important to the plot so pay attention

now he's hunched over, jerking off and splattering semen all over the room when suddenly Hitler bust the door down and kill a baby with an assault rifle. Abraham Lincoln tries to stop him in Bullet Time, but alas, he is too late

Final scene involves poaching a rhinoceros

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>>375803343
Loli kidnapping/breeding simulator

Why is /v/ so obsessed with tumblr? People here literally spend their time shifting through tumblr to find something to get mad at then come running back to /v/ to share it with everyone else. What the fuck?

>>375803343
>your character can be any color you want; separate sex, gender, pronoun settings
>criminal npcs are black, everyone else is white

>>375803629
This isn't as much an obsession with tumblr as a method of free publicity

Make the only black character someone deeply flawed

Half naked female charter, with some bullshit explanation of her nakedness like breathing through her skin or something

Game contains an attractive female

>>375803343
the only characters are white males

>>375803629
>Thinking that's /v/
You're so cute, that is so obviously not /v/ it's as plain as day.

>Game has gender options including custom genders with custom pronouns (the will be text based)
>accidentally "bug" the code so that NPC's refer to character by sex (if the sex is female then people will say "she" regardless of gender)
>Never fix bug saying it's hard coded and would need a rewrite of the engine
>issue copyright take down to any mod fixing this "bug"

>>375803343
Weight slider that when raised actually makes the character have less stamina with no benefit

>>375803454
>/v/
>quads
gtfo newfag

>>375803343
>VN with romance options
>multiple characters to choose from
>multiple characters to romance
>any ending that isnt "M+F, same race" is listed as bad end
>promise to fix this "error
>start on new game instead

Make the third option "mentally disabled"

Or if you don't want to be so on the nose, just make the gender option a slider with only two options, whenever its set to somewhere in the middle it just goes to the closer one

>>375803343
Can only choose male or female
Males have better stats than females as it should be

>>375803343
Mention Trump in any way that doesn't involve comparing him to Hitler or various forms of name-calling.

Make the humans humanize the evil race as they are being eaten

>>375803978
I like this one

>>375803798
Looks much better than the crappy models it had on launch.

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make the protag a white man

White male protag asian female love interest you know it to be true

>>375803343
make a normal game

>>375803513
good times on agdg

good times

you know the best part about loli sim dev?

hes like ripped and chad as fuck

just like all patricians

>>375803343
Just have a normal, heterosexual romance between two white people in the game. Make sure that they have children and live in an ethnically homogeneous society too.

>>375807048
op said tumblr not r/asianmasculinity

Lesbian girl realizes she's bi and is for that fact resented by all of her gay friends.
It's both truthfull and would piss a lot of people.

>>375803343
/v/ isn't subtle enough to "unintentionally" piss anyone off. It'd be written all over it.

>>375803950
>The people who post on /v/ 24/7 for years are not /v/
k

>>375807361
They are, because Tumblr needs to be pissed at something or they will explode.

Make Real good gaem
Shooter for the Everyman n woman
But then

>uncomfortable for everyone 2 minute 17 second unskippable rape cutscene

>>375807472
I'm not saying you can't piss off Tumblr. I'm saying you can't do it in a way that isn't transparent as hell.

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>>375807560
>Make it like the nurse joy issue where button mashing can kind of help but if you do it too much you have to watch it again

>>375803343
Have a character creator with a gender slide bar, but no matter what you actually set it to your character still comes out as either male or female.

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>The game lets you crossdress
>Every NPC and the game itself shuns you for doing so.
>Not stopping the crossdressing will make your character slowly lose sanity to the point where you lose control and they commit suicide

>>375807690
And i am saying you could make a game pandering to Tumblr and it will still piss Tumblr, so there is no reason to try to piss them off because anything you do will piss them off.

>>375808278
So the premise of this thread is flawed from the start.

>>375803343
Funny, because Vivian was designed by tumblr artists.

FaGGots will no doubt try to rewrite history but anyone who was here from the beginning knows /v/ "allied" with tumblr for "the greater good"
Hell tumblr is even on the infamous "the day we went to war" image on /v/'s side

Anti-SJWs want their own games in order to counter what they see as a tidal wave of "SJW agenda pushing games", which is fine, but it's funny that none of them ever have a point beyond LOL U MAD?? U MAD?? U TRIGGERED?? xD

I'd be interested to see an anti-SJW game made which actually had some merit beyond appearing to be nothing more than babby's first edge from Newgrounds circa 2002.

Just more proof that conservatives can cry about liberals ruining their media all they want, but liberals are more likely to be creative, simple as that. Just like how men are more likely to become coders and such. When conservatives cry about a lack of representation they are literally just as bad as the women crying about a lack of representation. It's not happening because of dark shadowy forces and agendas, it's just the nature of things.

>>375807472
Sounds like /v/

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>>375803343
Vivian is cute I wish she was in a better game.

>>375808728
>Political agendas in games.
Please. No more.

>>375808728
tl;dr
Do you expect anyone to care?

>>375808828
>he doesn't like Deus Ex
I guess you can't help it, you're definitely underage

>>375808728
I think reactionaries might just be uncreative by nature. Their whole worldview revolves around just repeating something that was good in the past, after all.

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>>375808652

*enters thread*
...
*walks up to microphone*
Ahem...
*clears throath*
...
Nationalism is a mental illness.
*leaves thread hastily*

>>375809119
It is literally true though

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>>375809163

A mirror.

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>>375809191

>>375803343
>you have to design a game that'll "unintentionally" piss of tumblr.
Use "male" and "female" explicitly; feature no LGBT characters.

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>>375809163

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>>375809119
>>375809201
>>375809257
>>375809310

>>375803343
Race war game.

>>375808828
>implying political agenda in games is inherently bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEb39GqOqW8

>>375808886
>>375809430
Alright I give, any more examples you can give?

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>>375809191
Just the first part.

>>375809507
First Deus Ex game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxOKEsBx4NU

>>375803798
Is this a 3D unteralterbach

>>375808728
Game based around political nuance. You play a character who's forced into certain political decisions to ensure their quality of life. You're encouraged to make the character go through with these decisions, physically leading him to the voting booth and so on, in order to emotionally attach the player to the character and the decisions they make.

At some point, people start attacking the character based on these decisions as it negatively effected them. The player is able to see it was not malicious; it was just self preservation, and so empathizes with the character over the people protesting his choice.

At some point the game flips this empathy on it's head by making it clear that the characters views are the opposite of what the player believes. Maybe there's a questionnaire to fill out which tailors the game to go against your beliefs. The player is left in the middle ground between politically siding with the attackers but emotionally siding with the protagonist. Hopefully they learn that the world isn't black and white and people who think differently aren't assholes by default.

Give this game out en-masse to Tumblr and /pol/.

>>375809163
You know that everyone that is "pro globalism" is actually looking to became the king of the world, right?
The more dissipated the power is, the more control the population have over it, thus less chance of shit happening.

>>375808828
Politics in videogames are fine if they are integrated in-universe and don't try to be way to preachy about it.

>>375803343
Just make a game about a bunch of retarded rich kids that try to help with their narrow views but always end with blood on their hands.

>>375809752
And the more your a faggot the more I can fuck ur mom, lmao

Just add an extremely racist character
Even in fantasy settings it works

>>375809675
deep

pass the joint

>>375807182
>this
Tumblritas will search the ends of a perfect game trying to find something to bitch about. I miss when gaming was pretty much exclusive to neet weeb faggots and edgy manchildren, because at least then we could have decent fucking games.

>>375807996
I really hope we get a game that does this someday soon

>>375810307
Dude weed

>>375807240
>reddit spacing

>>375810475
>I miss when gaming was pretty much exclusive to neet weeb faggots and edgy manchildren
when was this lmao, games have never been discriminate. you're probably only 19 and never stepped foot inside an arcade

>>375810475
Tumblr will only complain about political issues that are close to them. The people who will search the ends of a perfect game to find something to bitch about are the neet weeb faggots and edgy manchildren.

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>>375810625
Not him, but please kill yourself.

>>375810664
>games have never been discriminate
Then why do people keep bitching they do?

>>375809119
He's right you know

>>375810625
why do you faggots still get so triggered by fucking reddit? shit's just tired now

>>375810724
because they're as dumb as you

>>375803343
>Game has 2 options for your character
>Male
>Female
There. Done.

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>>375810729
Not him, but you should probably kill yourself too.
>>375810728
He's only half right

>>375810679
>implying neet weeb faggots and edgy manchildren don't use tumblr

>>375810142
I don't think you will have too much stamina left for something like that after the emperor of europe used you as his personal fucktoy for the day.

>>375803454
It should trigger tumblr, not /v/

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>>375803513
>>375803798
But leftists love pedophilia.

>gender locked classes
>male gets warrior, mage, rogue
>female gets cook, mother, housewife

>>375810786
Well, they use /v/, which is kinda like tumblr but for neet weeb faggots and edgy manchildren

>>375810785
>muh website warz Xp
I'm fine, anon. I think you're the one that should consider suicide.

>>375810848
Okay, yeah, this but then subtly. Make every class male except the healslut.

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>>375810785
But tumblr artists did create Vivian.
And here's the proof of the second half.

So you can stop animeposting anytime.

A game where you play videogames and then discuss them while trying not to start pissing into the void about SJWs

Tumblr is focused on choices, so
>white team of white chads decide to select good people from bad ones to save the world (white power being the logic)
>a gay/lesbian protags doubts, thinks its unatural and ugly, finally happy becoming straight
>same for a black guy, looking for a spell to become white, so better

>>375810664
I never said games were discriminate you faggot. You can't pretend like the gaming """"community""" was the same even 2 console generations ago.

>>375810821
yeah leftists like your pedo grandaddy milo who loves molesting 13 year olds

>>375810951
That sounds like a very difficult game, Anon

>>375810950
/v/ destroyed this website and /pol/ is pissing on its' corpse.

>>375803513
>>375807240
i knew him and he isn't
he's just some neckbeard coder who keeps getting banned from ircs for literally posting cheese.

>>375810950
>lets team up temporarily because these other guys are assholes.

>nah nigga thats their design and theirs only

pick one nigga.

>topic
game mechanics like mass effect but going paragon all the time ends up fucking you over forcing them to see moral grey.

>>375811019
but it was, imagine trying to enjoy games when mothers were claiming they were too violent, also try 6 generations ago not 2. the only difference now is that it's on the internet

>>375811089
/pol/ is the only shitty thing about this website desu imo senpai.

>>375811167
I have never seen a goalpost move like this before. That goalpost is now passing Pluto.

>>375811195
You completely missed the fucking point.

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>>375811210

>>375811267
your point was fucking stupid and you're a gay retard

>>375811287
yeah? haha well... haha! ...YOU!

>>375811210
nah /v/ is pretty bad. and /tv/. mostly because of foreign invaders, no surpise there

>>375811167
>it's not true that /v/ allied with tumblr to design Vivian
Yes it is, here's the proof
>lol who cares like so what I mean ugh can you just not smdh it's not like they own it I mean it's totally /v/'s charcater even if it was made by reddit and also taken by 8gag it's still totally /v/'s character and btw so what if we allied with tumblr and reddit???

>>375811336
/v/ isn't bad anon it's just incredibly toxic, negative, shitty, cancerous...

Fuck.

>>375811210
You've obviously never been to the following boards;
/b/
/asp/
/tv/
/mlp/
/co/
/soc/
/lgbt/
/a/
/jp/
/cgl/

Fucking newfag

>>375811050
milo is a faggot leftist tot
Whats your point?

>>375811437
>toxic
>>>/out/

>>375811437
/v/ has always been negative and toxic doesn't mean anything

>>375811437
You should quickly go to a better place like reddit or neofag.

>>375811443
>I'm a newfag because I don't go on every fucking board on 4chin

Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.

>>375803978
I was thinking something like this, except if you pick the fatty you have to grind physical stats and avoid treats like cake in order to slim down and progress through the story. The fatter they are, the more they have to grind, to the point they could spend all day just trying to lose 5-10 pounds so people will talk to them

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>>375810950
>Notch
>Anti-GG

Didn't he become a massive edgelord after selling Mojang and spends his days trolling SJWs on twitter?

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>gamergate
only newfags fell for this digusting meme

>>375811471
no he isn't a leftist you retard

>>375811525
What? No, seriously. What?

>>375811471
>I'm a REAL liberal, a CLASSIC liberal, a TRADITIONAL liberal, which is why I throw my full support behind the republicans and hold strictly conservative values and spend my days bitching about liberals at every given opportunity
Literally only Americans can be this braindead. I am convinced America will never get it's act together and will continue to slide further into being a shitheap so long as this kind of rampant retardation is going on.

>>375811554
Notch is still a butthurt leftist - centrist, but he sees through the bullshit.

>>375811534
Okay! I'll make sure to bring back all my new friends here, too!

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>>375811579
>is pedophile
>is faggot
>is nigger lover
>is a jew
Boi......

>>375811750
yeah? he's all that and a conservative lmao

>>375811750
bro dude... chill out man... boi... with them identity politics.... man!

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>>375811368
there is a reason her hairclip was the 4chins logo before cripplechan stole /v/s daughter.

y'all have shit memories or wern't here at the time.

>made by reddit
I thought y'all said tumblr designed it, now who's moving goalposts. (although tbf my recollection is that it was a joint design. and y'all freak about nothing. which isn't a new thing, nor is /v/ one person.)

now if you will excuse me I would like to play some vidya.

>>375811750
/pol/ has turned your brain into mush

>>375811867
>this

>>375811862
>y'all
>tbf
please off yourself

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>>375803343
RPG where in character creation females get -3 str, -1 dex and a +3 cha buff when interacting with males.

>>375811809
No you see. I can represent everything leftist, but as long as I say I'm not, I'm not.

>>375811947
i am :)

>>375811050
fake news, go back to /r/politics

>>375811978
xD

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>>375811809
I'm sorry, what fucking part about Milo is conservative?

>>375811921
>what am dialects

It's like /v/ is full of underage newfa- oh wait

Truth bomb: Hitler was a scat fetishist who licked the poop from tranny asses and penetrated himself with turds.
This is why /pol/ eats up so much shit.

=-* the more you know =-*

>>375811921
you first nigga

>>375812072
WHAT I LEARNED ON /v/ TODAY IS

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>>375812072
Wow! Nice "truth" bomb, friend!

>>375812059
all of him especially the pedophilia

>>375803343
>a game where a man saves a woman
>a game where you play as a white person
>a game where eating healthy and exercising makes you lose weight and losing weight makes your character faster and more capable
>a game where you play as a heterosexual
>a game with two gender options
>a game that accurately portrays a historical event

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>>375812072

>fantasy RPG with predetermined character you play as
>said character is a stronk female knight
>looks very feminine instead of butch under her helmet
>other than that, wears practical, realistic armor
>personality is very gruff and what would be considered masculine
>feminists would get butt devastated since she isn't some embodiment of femininity and is just a man with titties.

>>375811862
>joint design
Nigger you are admitting when I'm saying is true.
My point was /v/ and tumblr made Vivian.
You admit that.
End of fucking story.

I brought up reddit because GG kiddies also thought they should be our "allies" and wow guess what, /v/ has gone to complete shit ever since tumblr and reddit were made our best friends.

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>>375803343
A game where you play as the entrepreneurs that shaped the United States reincarnated as little girls.

>>375803343
Females have less int and str, but the more you increase breast size the more cha bonus you get.

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>>375812146
>Inherently leftist traits
>Conservative

>>375812146
kek. tis true~~

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>>375812193
Why not just make a knight save a princess?

>>375812227
>Inherently leftist traits
name 5

>>375812226
I'd say I want this but I usually play as feMCs so fuck you, bitchass nigga

>>375812280
Because being subtly offensive is funnier.

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>>375812224

>>375812348
Then do a charisma build and fuck yourway to endgame.

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>>375812293
>Pedophilia
>Faggotry (literal)
>Anti family
>Pro-war if it's for "American interests"
>Jewish

>Major NPC is a strong, independent and intelligent young queen
>The queen starts off with great progressive intentions about improving her peoples' lives
>Both nobility and peasantry resist her ideas because MAH TRADITIONS
>This infuriates her and she decides to enforce the changes by sword, turning into literal Hitler
>This is aggravated by mental illness caused by incest in her bloodline
>Game ends with you executing the mad woman who gave you everything you have

Only cis white male could've possibly done that! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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>>375812375

>>375812394
>>>Pedophilia
>>Faggotry (literal)
>>Jewish
these don't exempt him from being conservative you lobotomy patient

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>>375812469
t. bill kristol

>sci phi rpg
>races are caucasian, nordic, black, asian, middle eastern and native american
>Caucasian: balanced class
>Nordic: Charisma, Persinality and Luck
>Black: Strengh, Stanina, Resistence
>Asian: Intelegence, Dexterity, Speed
>Middle Eastern: Faith
>Native American: Sense, Awareness

You only need a team of white males to get tumblr triggered.
But if you want to trigger EVERYONE you make it so you have to mix races if you want a build with Faith, Strengh and Charisma for exemple.

>>375812453

So, being a Char?

>>375812394
>Pro-war if it's for "American interests"
>Liberal trait
You can't into smart, anon?

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>>375812368
The most offensive thing for them is to not acknowledge them.
>>375812469
How do they don't? Or are you talking about hypocrisy?

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>>375812131
>>375812161
>Literally tons of extensive and well documented proof
>"N-no proof!"
>Bring up proof
>"That's n-not p-proof, it was made by (((them)))!!!"
>Ask where's the proof it's fake proof and why all these reports and documents look so real
>"IT'S FAKE BECAUSE IT IS OK, STOP ASKING, HERE'S ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED [links shitty neo-nazi site with ridicolous claims and no sources]"

Top kek, NatSocs are pathetic.

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>>375812457

>>375812656
Show this proof, faggot.

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>>375812620
>Implying libs in government are ever against wars

You faggots cry about neo-cons all day but when it was King Nigger drone-striking some brown kid in the middle of a desert it was ok because gay marriage. Fuck you.
>>375812656
Show me this proof, faggot
>inb4 you're an idiot

>>375803416
fpbp

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Milofags have to undoubtedly be the dumbest motherfuckers there are. It's no wonder every photo of a milo supporter reveals them to be the most pathetic shitstains imaginable

>Male/female gender slider
>Right half is entirely male, left half is entirely female
>Even number of pixels, no middle ground

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>>375812794
I can justify shooting him merely on that hairstyle.

>>375812794
In a way I'm glad Milo came along because he is the perfect posterchild for how embarrassing a trainwreck GG was

>>375812913
What does this faggot have to do with GG?

>>375812706
>>375812723
>Cannot google
Goddamn why are all nazis such poobrains?

>>375812794
>there are people who mock tumblr all day long while sucking this guy's cock
I'm not a smart man, but I'll never be as retarded as these people.

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>>375812972
Yep, as expected, you retards never deliver.
Fun fact, the six million dead figure for Jews remained the same after this plaque changed.

>male character is a typical jock in full plate armor with no skin exposed. Makes jokes about date rape and beta male
>female character has boob plate bikink top and, thigh high combat heels and a loincloth with a metal thong under it, blonde hair, blue eyes typical porn star physique
>she makes comments about how she wishes she could just find a man, settle down and be a housewife
>white skin tones only for player characters
>most enemies are all black and tribal themed, can only make grunting noises
>non-white all drop and wear armor that belongs to the opposite gender
>romancing a character is a requierment to beat the game, but only straight romances are present
>female PC is totally subserviant to her husband and the male PC demands a housewife with dinner on the table etc andnshe gladly complies

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>>375812906
Bleach blonde is such an ugly hair color and it makes your hair texture look disgusting I can't comprehend how anyone could do that to themselves unironically.

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>>375812950

Do anything.

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>>375803343

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>>375812215
the argument started off that tumblr alone made the design, what the fuck are you arguing with me for if you agree it wasn't?

>>375813080
The worst part is that the black hair can be seen under.

I can't figure out if remaking GTA: San Andreas would be considered racist or not.

The easiest way would be to promote a "marginalized" person as the protag. Maybe a muslim tranny. Then kill them off in the first five minutes and replace "xim" with a white guy.
Classic bait and switch like in mgs2.

>>375803343
A coop game where you play as a riot squad stopping BLM riots. All main characters and white men. Game shows how bad BLM is.

>>375812650
>character keeps on mentioning their tumblrkin sexuality whenever they can for snowflake attention
>everyone else pretends they heard nothing and continue to figure out problem at hand
>eventually leaves because of disinterest and no genuinely necessary traits

>>375813382
Tumblr designed Vivian
Tumblr was included as an ally in the "day we went to war" image.

This was the original claim and both of them are true and no amount of anime girl posting will change it.

>>375813874
That's why she's wearing the clover, right? Give me a break.

>>375813953
Oh I see, you only came to 4chan after GG started because you heard it was a battleground in the war against SJWs or something.

>>375814070
please delete this

>>375813874
Was it tumblr, or was it console tan artists who use tumblr?

>>375814056
No, but damn if you're not you're projecting.

female options have a slider from 'loli' to 'brown loli'

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>>375814120

>>375813436
it doesn't matter, they'll find a way to make it racist. they would probably focus on the devs and complain about how many white males work at Rockstar.

i guess they could also go after them for implying that a lot of why the characters are in their situation because of choices they made, instead of a vast KKK grand wizard conspiracy by whitey.

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>historically accurate game set in medieval Europe

It gets them mad erry single time.

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>you start as a man
>a male doctor makes your brain scan
>your scan is uploaded to a dead female body
>you use this female body only as a tool to meet your goals
>your consciousness is transferred to another dead female body
>again just used to get on a spaceship that is ejected from a red phallic object to space with the use of electric impulse

By building a wall https://youtu.be/5UNwjB-k6aI

>>375814191
plez bost bore :DDDDD

>>375814130
>was it tumblr artists, or artists who use tumblr?
Are you training for the mental gymnastic olympics?

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>>375814321

>>375814594
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

>choose 23rd chromosome pair
>XY or XX

>>375811947
He supported Trump, the guy every right winger jerks off to right before a good night sleep.

>>375803343
Are you 16?

>>375811443
>/asp/
>/jp/
>/cgl/
>shitty
How old are you and when did you first start browsing? These are important questions and vital to deciding how hard I laugh at you.

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>>375803343
White male protagonist who inherits an ancient sacred power or fighting ability from foreign people and is automatically better than them at it. He also helps out a heroic lesbian couple throughout the main story. One of the girls is killed dramatically. Protagonist hooks up with the remaining girl, who shifts over to straight without any explanation.

There's also a gay male party member who you have to shoot down in a side quest no matter what because you're not gay. He's also black maybe.

And finally there's a sidequest where you get tricked by a trap and run away scared when you find out they have a penis. It's all played for laughs, nothing vindictive.