*arrests you*

heroes of the storm is surprisingly fun
they jewed me into enjoying it by trying to get me to play this dumb skin
first moba i ever played.

>>375794974
Le triggered tumblrite

>>375794974
I just teamed up with a friend in no limits and hunted down Winston and Lucio

>>375795104
kek

>>375794974
Ok I have to ask this, when she arrests you, do you have to be on top of her when she is sending you to jail, or her on top of you?

Genuinely curious.

so when does it become avial for people who dont want to do this cross promotion bullshit?

didnt dude say they were gonna look into this since not every has/wants/able to do shit like this?

im not play some shit game to get a skin in another

>>375795284
are you drunk

>>375795356
idk can you get drunk on 6 beers?

>>375795284
When will people do make things suppposed not yes look like to win ?

>>375794974
oh no guess I'll go to jail now

She is gonna have to find the concealed weapon in my pants. If you know what I mean

>>375795408
If you weigh nothing, haven't eaten all day, and don't drink water then yes, you can get drunk off 6 beers.

>>375794974

W-WOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONA SAY THAT!

>>375796108
nigger x 60

>>375794974
Does the mech make siren noises or anything?

>>375794974
i dindu nuthin

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>>375794974
>D.Va Main since beta
>3800 SR
>Have become very good at blocking Gravitons, Pulsebombs, Hooks ect.
>Also good at shredding Roadhog and Zarya
>Get Cop Outfit
>Play comp, immediately block 5 Graviton Surges in one Kings Row Match
>Get called the "Fun Police" by the Zarya player

Love it.

>>375795047
>tfw don't actually mind it
>tfw all my friends bitch and moan about it when skin grinding
>tfw know I would catch shit for playing it if they saw me
>tfw no appear offline setting on battle.net like steam has
>tfw don't like the item buying shit in other MOBAs

Honestly I feel like MOBAs are the kinda thing that would work better on mobile for me. What are the best android knockoffs?

I want officer dva to hold me down! alternatively I want to BE officer dva and hold someone else down!

>>375796057
t. fat piece of shit

If you're not obese or an alcoholic six beers eill do you fine

I'm on number 5 now

>>375796348
Make an alt b.net account, its a F2P game.

>>375794974
*backflip dodges the handcuffs' trajectory*

HYA

*blows 20 kisses in really fast succession like a machine gun*

TAKE THAT HONEY!

*frontflips onto knees, holds bosom*

AHH, DIOS MIO

Why are people mad at this skin?
It's just another skin. I don't get it.

>>375796479
That's a point, I already have an alt account for hearthstone because of dumb circumstances.

Man, why don't they have any events that get you card packs?

>>375796487
wow sombra is so talented and cool <3

>>375796487
is this a muthafuckin jojo reference

>>375796543
US cops shoot people so obviously korean cops shoot people, or something.

>>375796572
I've been liking her more and more the more I play her desu. Few things are more satisfying than making a fucking roadhog feel the salt.

>>375796348
just play the game if you want and call the others niggers if they act up.
WoW/HS/OW players dont get to act superior.

>tumblr had a stroke because muh hands up
>over a korean cop
>odds of a korean cop even seeing a negro are a thousand to one
el oh el, winky face

>>375794974
To be fair, being arrested by a cop in a mecha would be pretty fucking rad.

>>375796718
>be black
>cops literally never been rude to me in my entire life and i live in rural bumfuck alabama

I'm pretty sure that cops = evil racists is just a meme if anything the black cops were ruder to me than the white ones

>>375796057
https://youtu.be/L6FGDkPxtFI?t=38m22s

>>375796713
You can't call a guy a nigger when he's an actual nigger and also twice your size. And an Iraq vet.

>>375796795
> if anything the black cops were ruder to me than the white ones

Well yeah because they can see through your niggotry

>>375796839
is he gonna nig out on you

>>375796795
>rural bumfuck alabama

how bumfuck are we talkin' anon?

>>375794974
BUT I DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER

>>375796795
It's because in Alabama we have two kinds of black people.
Ghetto trash and guys like you who are afraid of getting shot like a normal human so you act like a normal human.
In the north, where most of the black stereotypes come from they're almost exclusively ghetto trash.

Cops don't like ghetto trash.

>>375796906
boonies tier

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>>375796795
>if anything the black cops were ruder to me than the white ones

Self hating black cops is a clichee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPHv_-fqdjM

>>375796896
Nah, he'd just rag on me for like a month. He's the most contrarian guy I've ever met so he'd just be giving me unending shit every time we took a break together at work.

>>375796937
This is true to an extent. The south = racist thing is mostly projection by the north at this point

The south was forced to segregate and to this day they have more equal representation in school system and neighborhoods. You go to the north, it's like they have neo-segregation, you have black schools and white schools, black neighborhoods and white neighbhorhoods

that said don't act like there aren't shitholes, Atlanta is the Detroit of the south

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>>375796795
>>375797021
Also for completions sake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_gVSl46xI

>>375797021
>this video

whew

>>375796339
yeah, sure dude...sure

>>375796263
When you fly the sirens make noise and flash. That's the only unique thing about the skin.

>>375796694
shes also sexy af

>>375796348
this is amongst the most pathetic posts I've seen

>>375797276
I wish I'd gotten the Christmas skin cause that's literally the only good skin she has

I'm rocking the green/blue pallette swap currently

>>375797348
yes I wanted that skin too. I use the skull face painted one since it dropped for me.

>>375797323
I sincerely doubt that. You're either exaggerating or you're new.

People have created girlfriends out of paper towels and glue around here.

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>didn't get a single halloween skin
>didn't get a single christmas skin
>didn't get a single uprising skin

im real tired of this bullshit

all i wanted was the dva new years skin and the mercy uprising skin and i got cucked hard

>>375797064
Like I said, we have ghetto niggers and we have black people.
Birmingham is a shithole, Huntsville has shitty places, Atlanta is a shithole. most all of Mississippi is a shithole and not just for the blacks.

But we have a lot more integrated black people who act more like people and less like blacks.

>>375797464
Save your gold, goddamn

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>they jewed me into enjoying it
Those damn crafty Hasidic merchants will pay for making you have fun. How dare they be so impudent?

>>375797551
is that milk or semen?

>>375797551
>you will never fuck Ayn Rand Jr.

>>375796057
I get drunk off two. So there.

>>375797590
Milk, it's a Jewish cleansing ritual. As in of Jewish origin not cleasning the Judaism.

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>>375797201
Spoken like a true silver shitter.

>>375797705
it honestly looks like it smells really bad though

Man I want that skin but I don't have friends

>>>/vg/

>>375797815
>one thread about one item in a game
>general
autism

>>375797797
you dont need any just ask randoms in the main menu chat

>>375797764
Jews are known for many things. Shady business tactics. Firmly grasping one another's testicles as a show of trust. Xenophobia. Smelling good is not among these things.

>>375797797
You csn literally just launch HOTS and join a party. All I sae in the general chat was people whoring for the dva skin.

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>>375796339
>blocking hooks

>>375797851
yeah. It does belong on /vg/

>>375797690
>tfw you get drunk off of 1 beer

>>375797753
Not him but the most far fetched part of your story is a Zarya that is stupid enough to grav defense matrix 5 times even got it that often.

>>375797915
Very stinky behavior for a very stinky race!

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very enjoyable game, must be played with a full group of 5 to enjoy though because its full of retards thanks to it being """accessible""" to the lowest common denominator, its very frustrated losing because people like this are on your team but if you're all on voip and know what you're doing it can be fun and competitive at high levels

webmrelated

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>>375798052
I think you give flex players too much credit for knowing the specifics of match ups.

Or underestimate how fucking long comp matches can go.

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>>375794974
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet

Officer, I GOTTA go fast! You don't understand!

>>375798361
Dva: You were going fast Lucio! To a prison!

Lucio: Shiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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>when the skins make you play Genji and D.Va almost exclusively at this point
I already played D.Va on and off if the need came up; but fuck me there's nothing funnier than shoving Roadhog off a point with police sirens going off shouting "THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PIG ON THIS POINT" over chat

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>>375798453
>"You better not steal anything Lucio. I got my eye on you!"

What the fuck did she mean by this?

>>375798730
It means that she doesn't trust Lucio because he is black and they have a reputation for robbing, shooting and stealing and for some reason think that they don't #blacklivesmatter *dryheeves*

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>>375794974

First time I've even played the game, our team just agreed to throw every match. No one even remotely cared we all just wanted the skins. Literally didn't have a fucking clue what I was doing. promotion should have just said "faceroll 5 games for Genji and then another 5 for Officer Dva". As soon as the nest two are done it's just getting uninstalled.

Good skin though, i just hope tumblr don't win and she becomes "safety officer Dva".

>>375798968
arrest me my queen!

>>375798968
This is my plan.
Though I don't have any friends.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I FREE TO GO?

WHAT'S YOUR BADGE NUMBER?

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?

>>375797994
You can block the follow up damage making the hook effectively useless.

>>375799037

Just enter new player chat on main menu and apply to a Dva group you'll get loads of requests. Everyone is after the same thing so it's not a problem. the HoTS community seemed surprisingly friendly (at least in chat).

>>375799151
>tfw I fell for that shitty meme for a while when I was an edgy teenager

The real redpill is acting like a normal respectful human being not some annoying sack of shit

>>375799171
I have to do the Genji stuff first right?
Going to do it now then

>want to play overwatch
>too poor for pc only have ps4
>half of high level competitive matches have people using moue and keyboard

ree

>>375798730
based roof korean.

>>375799263

Yep 5 Genji then Dva. Genji can be vs AI, but it honestly doesn't matter, just play and throw. Do use basic attack though or it'll kick you for inactivity.

i'm just waitin' for a mate

>>375799178
atleast you learned. were you one of those free Citizen types that were "traveling".

>"can you prove that im driving?"

>>375797915
>grasping one another's testicles
That's quite gay, and what do women do.

>>375798356
I just assumed the match would've been pretty stompy if Zarya wasted grav that often.

>>375795170
She ties a rope to your leg and drags you behind the mech.

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does anybody want to friend me so I can get this stupid skin

>>375794974

Felt good to delete Overwatch off my computer. Not because of this, but because people in that game are fucking retarded and I got tired of losing because of it.

>>375799151
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

>>375799582
I think the event is over

>>375795047
dota 2 player here
its fun to play, enjoy it more than lol thats for sure

>>375799551
brutal

>>375799679
no its not

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>>375798968
>2 legendaries a few months apart
>An emote
>A Highlight intro
>Two Victory poses

I'm glad d.va is finally getting some love after being neglected until January.

>>375799632
YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

>>375798968
>those first 4 frames
damn son that kawaii booty

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>>375794974

>>375799815
MY NIGGA
BLUE BASE IS UNDER ATTACK

>>375799430
Against AI, it's honestly faster to actually try to win.

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>>375795047
>heroes of the storm is surprisingly fun

>>375798361
Lost hard to that fucking pic

v https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

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hiss hiss

>>375799815
used to play the shit out of the demo.

>>375800110
these kind of videos are such cancer.

4chan is almost as mainstream as reddit now.

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>>375800119

>>375799621
If you're constantly losing then you're the retarded teammate.

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>>375800293
No step on snek

>>375796902
From remembering the game True Crime its probably because it restricts how you handle a situation.

Few want to play say an open world where they can't kill civies without getting game over.

>>375795047
Abathur, Samuro and Sonya are my shit in this game

please leave the snake alone

>>375799679
it's got 3 more weeks anon

>>375795047
Heroes of the Shit

btw
>playing MOBA in the current year

hmm

>>375799769
cuz blizzard realized they fucked up hard but too stubborn to admit mistake by giving her a deserved buff...

so now we have all these skins

>>375800358
that snake's a porker

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>>375798968
I have looked at many pages with D.va on tumblr and have not seen one complaint, just people complaining about the complainers

>>375799815
The cop mech from Turok 3 is what I got reminded of. "Martial law will be enforced"

>>375796025
a ggun

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>american "liberals" love the state, government intervention, and general infringement of the rights of others
>hate cops, scream about militarization when they see so much as a black rifle, and genuinely believe all police are racist murderers

>american "conservatives" hate strong government and idolize personal freedom
>jack off to armies of riot cops, cops dressed as soldiers, and genuinely believe the police are on "their side"

I do not understand.

>>375804037
>doesn't remember her buffs
You could just quit being dumd and realize she was never going to be top tier

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>>375804224

>>375804513
>trying to understand americans
loving every laugh

>>375794974
*uses white privilege*

>>375805827
D.Va is korean, numbnuts

>>375805995
Not her, me.

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*racemixes with you*

>>375799936
That file name is fucking perfect

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>>375798968

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>>375806078
I don't give a fuck, I would fill her womb so much.

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>>375798453
>tmw when D.va scores a kill on Lucio
>No need for paperwork:Just sprinkle some crack on em and let's get outta here.

>>375806256
BRAAAAPPPPPPP

>>375797705
But what if the milk is from the Holstein cattle?

>>375796348
They play Overwatch but for some reason HotS is too much for them?

post pics of d.va pooping or peeing?

or lewds of her mech

>>375796475
Guess I'm an alcoholic.
But 6 beers are not enough.
It also depends on your definition of drunk though.

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so uh, where are the lewd d.vas?
has /v/ really fallen this far?

>>375806078
source

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>>375808153
>bing "overwatch d.va peeing"
>0 results

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>>375808376
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/229349#search=Ana_Amari

>>375796902
ANTIFAs are such pathetic children.

Why does Blizz keep doing this? Surely they must know the only people playing are autists who only want the skin and fuck it up for others that actually like HotS.

>>375808481
should I start drawing again so I can make this shit myself

>>375808589
if you do, don't forget us thirsty anons ;_;

>>375808551
All modern political militants are manchildren who barely do anything but post how offended they are on the internet.

>>375796795
That's because police now dispatch black cops to take down nignogs, since getting a white cop to do it is raycis.

>>375808669
I have a tablet i just don't know how to use it worth a shit

guess it's time to learn

I probably forgot how to draw worth a damn anyway

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>unlock D.Va skin
>start racking up POTG every single game

>>375795047
I fucking hated it. I'm not looking forward to autistically grinding 10 games just to get 10 loot boxes either.

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>>375808481
>there's literally more chibi d.va r34 than omorashi d.va
What has this world come to?

>>375808996
*gets out the plunger*

>>375794974
is it out yet

>Mech lewds

PLEASE

>>375794974
Oh shit I'm sorry

>>375796839

You know what he means jackass

If the guy is being a faggot/nigger call him out on it. He's a BNET player. He doesn't have any right to act smug.

>>375796839
just rat him out to your boss/supervisor and say he doesn't like you because you're white

or at least subtlety imply it

>>375795047
>Tfw over 3000 hours on Dota 2
>Tfw can't play normal games anymore due to toxicity and shitty updates
>Only ever play Imba with friends or other custom games because they end quickly
>Tfw unironically enjoy Heroes of the What the fuck is going on because it's simple and all the people playing it are morons.

>>375798282
Dota 2 is free and it still has higher quality of players. People are shit in HoTS because people only play it for cross promotion rewards, or people who don't care about getting good.

>>375799772
HELLO SIR, AH I SEE THAT YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO VERY WELL

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>>375799936
well done

>>375809326
Don't know why Blizz thinks Overwatch skins will somehow improve HotS or its playerbase.

do I have to finish the genji quest before getting to the d.va one?

>>375809326
They are MOBAs, they are automatic trash.

>>375796339
>Masters
>Zarya doesn't eliminate Mech before ulting
>not fake and gay

>>375806058
Koreans are super racist, that won't work at all. They decide you did something wrong and not Korean, guess what, you did something wrong.

>>375809547
Yes.
>Genji skins = 5 games
>D.Va skin = 10 games
>D.Va spray = 15 games
>10 boxes = 20 games
Also you have to play all your games with a friend and against actual people, except the first 5 can be against AI.

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>>375796487
Here you go

>>375799815
This games multiplayer was amazing.

How long does the event last?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

>>375796339
Can you react to Graviton when you hear the voiceline and see her (like with Hanzo and blocking his arrow ult) or it's mostly "feel when Zarya has ult, get a read, hope for best"?

>>375794974
Kinda weird how Winston auto-rages whenever he sees Cop!D.va.

started playing hots and surprised how much I am liking it,

BUT

why do i feel the whole thing just makes me feel nostalgic to play other blizz games I haven't picked up in a while?

>>375796025
You are sure to go free, since they do not jail people for carrying miniature replicas.

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>>375799769
She's still the only character who has a Legendary emote, right?

I hope that doesn't change, cause she's best

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>>375796487

>>375796795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i58ndFUawJQ

>>375811447
Zarya actually has one

>>375812494
I love everything about this.

>>375794974
I love that this skin gives a passive damage boost to shooting Winston.

>>375813163

Ha i get it because he is a monkey right.
haha nice xD.

>>375797464
For the past few events I pretty much got what I wanted then in fucking uprising I just did not get shit. Nothing I wanted at all. The game even taunted me by giving me 3 golds of normal skins.

>>375797528
I only play enough to get one loot box a day. I only had 700 in the bank after the last event. I'm level 250 and I'm still getting boxes full of clues and whites with no duplicates.

>>375813428
t.nigger

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Who will get the Antifa skin?

>>375795047
nah it sucks and there is not much depth to it

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>>375808481
>bing
That's where your mistake is, the way to go is yandex.

>>375794974
Oh shit ! Ed-209 ate a little asian girl !

>>375811245
kek

>>375808995
can push through an ai game in 5 minutes if you take all mid with slyvanas

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>>375804619
She's top tier in the Korean meta, and the Koreans dominate the pro scene.

Problem is right now she's harder to play than Zarya, and p easy to counter too. So solo climbing with her is going to get difficult unless you're stupidly good with her.

I personally struggle to climb with her where I am, but I don't really feel like playing anyone else.

>>375795047
It's boring as fuck to me, but then again, I don't like MOBAs

>>375817970
So far the only moba I've enjoyed is paragon, and I'm sure that's more down to the action oriented control scheme, rather than it being necessarily better than the others, or actually good.

>>375817789
Amazing how fast liberals pull a 180. First their god and savior coal bear and now this.

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>>375799936
lmao

>>375799936
I actually like the maps having some unique objectives.

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>mfw the officer d.va skin plays the siren whenever activating boost

>>375794974
Would you consent to Officer D.Va?

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>>375817789
>those usernames
>genderdeath
>mutagender
>itsqueerlyhalloween
>lesbiangender
>precioustranswoman
>transbian
The jokes just write themselves.

weird, I don't have the spray unlocked after the five quick match games in HotS. Did I miss something?

>>375819049
>First their god and savior coal bear and now this.

Is he really getting eaten alive by his fanbase now? I thought they were all about cognitive dissonance.

>>375820517
It needs to be louder. It needs to be obnoxiously loud.

>>375796475
6 Beers i.e Pints yeah you'd be getting there

6 Yank beers - no

>>375796902
go play urban chaos for the ps2 right now

>played 5 games as Murky for quest and D.Va skin
>won 4 out of 5
>last game got MVP
>as fucking Murky
I think I've hit the peak of my HOTS career, never going to get better than that. Love that little fucker though.

>>375795284
are you retarded you cant even get the other seasonal skins and you spect them to letyou got this one in any other way, when are you fuckers going to figure out the Ow scam srsly

>>375796339
then you wake up

Nice one op i almost kekd

>>375796057
You're either a fatass or trying to sound hard. Or maybe you're 14. In any case, you're an idiot.

6 beers back to back will definitely get you drunk.

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>>375820517

I actually had to get on and try it in training mode after seeing this since I played two games with the skin this morning and was bummed since I didn't hear anything. It's completely drowned out by the sound of the boost, let a lone her voice line, defense matrix, and the gorillion gunshots and explosions that go on in a normal match. I want faggots to know I'm coming to arrest their asses from a mile away.

>>375817789
I wonder how many of these people got pulled over for being shit drivers.

>getting a speed ticket is just as bad as getting shot at for being black reeeeee

>>375817789
>is this a Zootopia reference?
I love it.

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I played all 10 matches yesterday and I hated every minute of it. It was so fucking boring. At the second match my team just decided to give up and let the other team win every other match.
I might still play the other 5 to get the spray, but I sure as hell am not going to play seriously.

>>375822852
t. underage

Kill yourself cuck

Nigger.

Leaving the thread so don't bother replying.

>hots fags ACTUALLY complained that new players were only playing vs AI
What a bunch of fags

>>375826175
Wouldn't they not even get matched with new players though?

>>375809313
That's why it's enjoyable. It's so simple so there's less of a curve to play well, and it has a more casualized feel so there's less toxicity in people (at least outside the highest tiers).

>>375826431
And if they did it'd just be them playing the game while the skinseekers walked up to them and started spinning in place until they killed them.

>>375826431
>>375826643
They bitched for weeks in the forums during the first Genji quest that new players weren't playing the "real" hots and that Blizzard should force them to play against other people so that they would be more likely to stay on the dead game.

>>375819049
I feel like it's just /tv/ pretending people are mad

>>375821384
It's just /pol/ and The_Donald fags pretending to be liberals.

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>>375799815
>>375794974

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>>375799165
Did they nerf roadhog or how the fuck is that supposed to be possible? You can never block Roadhogs shot when you are hooked unless Roadhog is tarded.

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>played the game since beta
>actually really good at the game
>play with friends during the event so they can get their OW skins and stuff
>watch them literally walk into the enemy walls and get gunned down by the turrets while three players are dunking on them
>"WOW ANON THIS GAME SUCKS CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PLAY THIS SHIT."
>they keep whining like this constantly for 10 games

Pretty sure no game is fun if that's how shit you are at it.

I haven't played overwatch since Halloween. Do I really need to play Heroes of the Storm for cop D. VA? Cause it does things to my dick but I don't like MOBAs.

>>375825771
Pathetic.

>>375827841
>gets a boring, LESS sexy outfit
>Divafags people drool all over it
How's skingtight bodysuit worse than a generic uniform?

>>375828072
It's the pants

>>375828072
its new so its exiting or something idunno

>>375796108
Yea

>>375828072
I like Asians and girl cops. It's really a match made in heaven.

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>>375795047
>tfw you slowly begin to realize that HotS is actually a better game than LoL because it's about fundamental strategy more than autistically laning for 30 minutes, with every map having its own metagame and comebacks being very, very possible if a team makes a bad call

It's a shame that most players don't even know what the metagame is, though. If you asked an average LoL player, they would correctly tell you "solo top solo mid adc/support bot + a jungler with AP/AD being split up etc etc", but if you asked an average HotS player what the meta for Towers of Doom is, they would have no idea.

>>375794974
Needs a sonichu remix to it

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>>375796902
>filename

literally saw this yesterday

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>trying to lead shot with Orissa
>shots literally going through the body of people

amazing

>Event duplicates are still not scaled up to Event prices
>Instead of getting 600 Gold for an Event duplicate Legendary you still get only 200

Fuck off Blizzard.

Hots is worst blizzard game.

>>375799936
>filename

Holy shit

>>375829141
>Blizzard reworks Lucio so he's not a mandatory Support
>They make him even better, making him even more mandatory

Simply amazing.

>>375829726
that isn't why they reworked him

they reworked him because he was braindead

>>375819049
Saying that liberals are Tumblr is like saying that all the right are Adolf Hitler.

>>375829837
He's still braindead, only now he's more mobile and does damage.

>>375828072
>uniforms are less sexy

leave forever

>>375796902
GTA IV has a decent cop mod

>>375829927
But Hitler was a leftiescum socialist

>>375794974
Im one step closer to rp as a patlabor officer.

>>375827440
You can wait, at some point they're gonna make it a regular legendary.

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>>375799285
>tfw master rank on ps4
>platinum rank on PC

it's true though at diamond+ on ps4 you see people using mouse+keyboard all the time it's bullshit
i'm not gonna spend $100 to get a slight advantage over other players

>>375827059
>tfw most of /v/ won't recognize this

>>375822596
? Kaplan literally said they're going to make the Genji and D.Va skins available for everyone at some point in the future
>>375795284
no time frame, but don't expect it for at least a few months

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>>375829141

>>375833247
>Those tits

Bitch needs to do porn already.

>>375828072
Its like lingerie or a sexy outfit being hotter than just a naked girl. You would understand if you had patrician taste.

>>375833247
>Slight

It's a huge advantage

>>375795047
So do you unlock the skin even if you don't have Overwatch yet?

>>375794974
>want the skin
>don't want cancer
fucking blizz, I'd rather just pay money for that shit.

>>375833247
>M+KB
>"slight" advantage

It's a major advantage.

>>375829929
now he needs to actively think about who he's boosting

>>375832792
They said they're going to add it into lootboxes. No indication that it's going to be coin-bought, though if it is, I expect it to be 3000.

>>375834740
they'll add the skins to the rotation eventually for the sake of console players. If you don't want to play HotS, then grind for it later.

>>375794974
>sirens go off diring boost
>lights flash during some emotes

A+ best skin

>>375835069
I know but they'll prob add better skins by then. Blizz's ":later" is usually late AF.

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>>375817789

>>375804513
Conservatives don't hate strong government. They love it.

They hate when a strong government doesn't serve their interests.

Let's use state's right as an example. State's rights are absolutely paramount, we must respect a states right to be autonomous and not let gay people get married. What's that, a state doesn't want to criminalize drug use? SEND IN THE JACKBOOTED THUGS.

Let's look at economic responsibility. Economic responsibility is very important to American Conservatives. Until it's time for another war, of course. Then they've got little issue opening their wallet and putting it all on the credit card.

Don't get me wrong, liberals have plenty of problems as well. Liberals have a lot of ideologically inconsistent ideals. But they don't pretend to have hardened principles against things until they can benefit from it.

>>375799815
CROWD CONTROL SITUATION!

>>375816528
You have to play PVP now.

>>375827059
Shit desing OCP

>>375827336
You know that Roadhog has to shoot them with his left click to kill them right?
All the D.Va is doing is throwing the matrix in the way before he gets a chance to do it. I'm a shitty bronze Lucio and I know how this works.

>>375827059
kek, I just started playing Overwatch yesterday and I made a joke to my brother about robocop, fucking nioce anon

>>375835949
>>375817789
Why is everyone here obsessed with spamming this?

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>>375833247
Is that Brittany? Her tits are perfect

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I believe that THIS is the real D.Va
I believe that this is the real D.Va because the D.Va I know believes in justice for all.
I believe that this is the real D.Va because D.Va would ABSOLUTELY not support the current position of the police to unjustly target Persons Of Color and other minorities.
I believe that this is the real D.Va because D.Va most certainly does not wish to prematurely end the lives of young African American men simply because they stole a box of cigars or trying to sell cd's.
I believe that the REAL D.Va wouldn't be standing behind a wall of shields, but would be marching alongside her brothers and sisters calling for an end to the violence.

#BlackLivesMatter

>>375833247
>>375834798
Hi.

I'm Masters on PC and diamond on console

I have a XIM4 for use on console.

It's not any kind of advantage. The game has so much input latency as a result of its batshit retarded graphics scheme (hey lets constantly alter the render scale so we can keep effects on that these consoles can't fucking handle) that you're going to end up aiming almost exclusively with the auto-aim feature anyway, and the maximum turn speed+input latency means you're not going to turn any better than someone on a controller.

Just about the only character you'd want to turn AA off for would be Pharah and Pharah is ultimate easy mode on console either way

Console OW is a joke

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>>375833247
Beat in the face but I would hit it.

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>>375837079
>not going around as cop DVa focusing down Lucio whenever you see him then spamming "STOP RESISTING" in match chat

>>375799936
But that's what makes it fun though

>>375836693
Because it triggers people

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>>375836751
Yeah it is. She got THICC.

>>375828732
honestly, that's what stops hots from being as fun as dota for me. people just do not know how the game works, and they do not care. every time I pick vikings, for example, I have to explain how to play with them to the rest of my team (i.e. they become a deathball and go around ganking all the lanes while I soak all the lanes) and they never get it; they end up just ramming the mid structures because they don't know what to do when winning a lane other than "take tower". meanwhile, the enemy team just goes top/bot, kills my vikings because nobody's coming to gank them, and we lose the xp lead.

Whereas in dota, unless I'm playing io, my team always understands what they need to do.

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>>375837690
Thicc thread?

>>375833532
Keep believing that, retard.

>>375837957
that's fat.

>>375837957
>momo

get the fuck out and don't come back

>>375799815
SKY CAPTAIN

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>>375794974
*cries Tumblr tears*

>>375837957
F A T T
A
T
T

>>375837328
YOUR MOVE CREEP

>have to play with a '''''''friend'''''''' to get the skin
Why do they make it so hard to get these skins? What the fuck?

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>>375838164
that's not her you idiot

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>>375837957
Okay.

>>375834629
yes

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>>375837079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ALTCc7E3c

>>375837957
fat fucks need to die

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>>375796543
I dunno you tell me.

>>375838164
>>375838465
Dumping here nudes here

>>>/s/17460790

>>375838202
>man i'm not downloading heroes of the storm again i had to do that shit for oni genji
Why is this guy in the screencap

>>375838486
this is thicc
>>375837957
this is fat

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>>375838867
What about this.

>>375837957
That's fat, I still like it, but it's fat.

>>375839037
>gut
fat

>>375838569
>eliminating criminals
I can't see the problem here.

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>>375794974
I don't understand the controversy over this skin. It's like getting upset if Mei got a firefighter uniform or something.

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>>375839203
And this?

>>375839374
There isn't one. It's literally like the same 20 tumblr posts /v/ keeps posting.

>>375839374
What fucking controversy?
10 Tumblrinas whining?
Even they have forgotten already about this.

>>375839401

easy, that's thicc

>>375839374
Firefighters don't murder innocent disenfranchised people on a daily basis.

>>375839473
>>375839495
I see. I thought it was a big deal but it's just /v/ being /v/

>>375828072
Ah, I see you have terrible taste.

>>375829141
>fight dva as sombra
>low health and she flies into me
>teleport away
>I get booped by dva AFTER the teleport and fall off the map and die
this game is fucking garbage

>>375808481
Do me a favor anon and check the overwatch general in /vg/ these next few days, alright?

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What did she mean by this?

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>>375835949
>>375837079
>dem nigga lips and jawline

>>375799936
Im not sure how this is related to hots desu

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>>375797323
i'm in the same boat as >>375796348
friends give me massive shit for playing it and bitch and moan constantly while grinding for the overwatch skin

while i'm over here telling them I think it's fun and that I'm having a good time

>no you aren't anon
>you're actually miserable anon, this game sucks
>anon why are you playing hots, do you hate yourself?

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>tfw all the Officer D.va SFM porn is going to be le edgy BLACKED gangbang scenarios
I fucking hate this timeline.

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>>375838569
You dont think they deserved it?
you dont think they were guilty and deserved it?
you dont think they provoked a response suitable to the situation and got what was coming to them after leaving the officers no choice?

i dont know how to tell you this.. but niggers deserve it, not black people but fucking niggers, now remember to destroy property an loot stores like the worthless fucking degenerates you are, while the world laughs at you an everything you stand for, as its hilariously sad.

>>375839804
because hots has a lot of varied objectives depending on map, sometimes being outright confusing

>>375836693
Because it's funny you autist.

>>375837957
WE NEED TO GO THICCER SPOCK

>>375834976
>Lucio
>thought

Pick one my man. He's still brainless AoE garbage on a coordinated team.

>>375839832
Why? How is that a problem

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>>375840416

>>375839585
slackers.

>>375837957
>mei isn't real
Feels bad

>>375839374
Mei does have a fire fighter uniform

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>>375841013

>>375839832
That's porn in general these days though.

Porn degeneracy is anti-white.

>>375839891
>Objectives
Yes
>Confusing
Collect skulls, the more skulls you have the stronger lane pushing golem you get, etc etc

If you cant understand mechanics as simple as "stay in circle to win" im not sure what kind of games to recommend to you.

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>>375794974
Just reminded me that I need to finish up with Patlabor.

>>375841115
>muh degeneracy
Masturbating makes you go blind, right, soccer mom?

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>>375841115
>complains about degeneracy in the website with a board dedicated to cartoon lesbian porn
What do you hope to accomplish with this, have people laugh at you?